1 00:01:21,745 --> 00:01:22,745 Sukhi, is the stable visible? 2 00:01:22,825 --> 00:01:23,665 Yes, bro. 3 00:01:23,745 --> 00:01:24,745 Then start recording. 4 00:01:26,825 --> 00:01:27,705 Hello, Peeps! 5 00:01:28,105 --> 00:01:30,465 I am Suraj Singh Dhillon, and this is Bombay! 6 00:01:38,185 --> 00:01:41,705 A city that never sleeps, but yet, is called the city of dreams. 7 00:01:41,905 --> 00:01:47,225 The only city in the world where distance is measured in time, 8 00:01:47,745 --> 00:01:49,945 because time here is money. 9 00:01:50,225 --> 00:01:53,705 That's why my dad took a timely decision and shifted here from Punjab. 10 00:01:54,865 --> 00:01:55,505 Hey! 11 00:01:55,825 --> 00:01:56,505 Hey! 12 00:01:56,585 --> 00:01:59,865 He toiled hard, but with no success. 13 00:02:01,225 --> 00:02:04,385 Then my mom, a dame from Mathura entered his life, 14 00:02:04,505 --> 00:02:06,425 bringing 10 buffalos along with her. 15 00:02:06,545 --> 00:02:08,505 Albeit my dad still has just one wife, my mom, 16 00:02:08,585 --> 00:02:12,065 but we now have 312 buffalos, 127 cows, 7 bulls, 4 oxen, 17 00:02:12,185 --> 00:02:13,385 and one humongous stable. 18 00:02:13,505 --> 00:02:17,545 We sell milk with many milk products "thrown" into the mix. 19 00:02:18,065 --> 00:02:19,345 We also have a beautiful house. 20 00:02:19,425 --> 00:02:21,145 This is all thanks to Mumba Devi, the city goddess! 21 00:02:21,465 --> 00:02:23,105 I have to say, our house would look much better 22 00:02:23,185 --> 00:02:25,185 had dad painted it in the colour I'd suggested. 23 00:02:25,385 --> 00:02:26,465 But that's my dad for you. 24 00:02:28,145 --> 00:02:28,945 Who is it? 25 00:02:29,025 --> 00:02:29,905 And that's my mom for you. 26 00:02:30,065 --> 00:02:31,825 Now all I need is a beautiful, well-cultured Wife, 27 00:02:31,905 --> 00:02:33,665 who wouldn't let mom enter the kitchen, 28 00:02:33,865 --> 00:02:36,225 and wouldn't let me leave the bedroom. 29 00:02:36,665 --> 00:02:37,745 My ideal woman! 30 00:02:38,185 --> 00:02:40,385 He'll surely end up with a beautiful girl. 31 00:02:40,505 --> 00:02:42,425 My son is so handsome, after all. 32 00:02:42,785 --> 00:02:45,425 Okay son, it's time to ward off the evil now. 33 00:02:46,065 --> 00:02:47,465 Mom, I'm standing right next to you. 34 00:02:47,865 --> 00:02:48,425 Oh. 35 00:02:48,865 --> 00:02:50,825 Okay son, it's time to ward off... 36 00:02:52,385 --> 00:02:53,345 Cut! Cut! Cut! 37 00:02:55,065 --> 00:02:56,905 Even God cannot claim to completely understand women. 38 00:02:57,025 --> 00:02:57,625 You know why? 39 00:02:57,745 --> 00:02:58,985 Because he doesn't have a sister. 40 00:02:59,105 --> 00:03:01,945 But I have no problem in that, because I do have a sister, Guddi. 41 00:03:02,065 --> 00:03:03,585 She's an eighth grader. 42 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:06,825 And he flunked the eighth grade, twice. 43 00:03:07,385 --> 00:03:10,305 Hey, but I can finish reading a comic book in just two hours. 44 00:03:10,865 --> 00:03:14,585 I'm looking for a devoted wife who'd go without food and water 45 00:03:14,705 --> 00:03:17,225 on Vatpurnima to pray for my long life. 46 00:03:17,665 --> 00:03:19,945 Will you be that thirsty and hungry girl? 47 00:03:20,745 --> 00:03:21,465 Cut. 48 00:03:22,105 --> 00:03:23,025 I said cut, Sukhi. 49 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:24,345 How is it? 50 00:03:24,465 --> 00:03:25,265 Excellent, bro. 51 00:03:25,385 --> 00:03:27,265 You know this video isn't for me? 52 00:03:27,545 --> 00:03:29,345 It's for those poor girls, 53 00:03:29,425 --> 00:03:32,585 whom never end up getting proposals from good looking and handsome boys. 54 00:03:32,665 --> 00:03:34,305 - Oh.... - Yes. 55 00:03:34,585 --> 00:03:36,225 But bro, what's Vatpurnima? 56 00:03:36,545 --> 00:03:38,065 It's a Maharashtrian festival, 57 00:03:38,145 --> 00:03:40,905 wherein a wife ties a thread around a banyan tree, 58 00:03:40,985 --> 00:03:43,025 prays for her husband's long life and sings melodious songs. 59 00:04:07,505 --> 00:04:08,665 Enough! 60 00:04:09,185 --> 00:04:11,105 Oh my, sister! 61 00:04:13,465 --> 00:04:15,545 You have such a sweet voice. 62 00:04:16,505 --> 00:04:17,625 Do you sing professionally? 63 00:04:18,945 --> 00:04:19,865 Really? 64 00:04:21,065 --> 00:04:22,745 My husband says so too. 65 00:04:22,865 --> 00:04:23,665 Oh. 66 00:04:24,545 --> 00:04:27,025 You are not a bad singer either. 67 00:04:27,425 --> 00:04:30,225 It's just that you sound a little... um, manly. 68 00:04:33,505 --> 00:04:36,905 You see, my husband has a soft voice. 69 00:04:37,305 --> 00:04:38,465 He sounds just like a woman. 70 00:04:38,745 --> 00:04:40,945 So... we manage. 71 00:04:45,265 --> 00:04:46,505 Where do you stay? 72 00:04:46,625 --> 00:04:48,585 Shivam Colony, Girgaon. 73 00:04:49,225 --> 00:04:54,305 Oh, I've friends who stay there, the Dicholkars. 74 00:04:54,585 --> 00:04:58,065 They own a grocery store in Lalbaug. 75 00:04:58,465 --> 00:04:59,745 - The Dicholkars? - Right. 76 00:04:59,865 --> 00:05:02,025 They are my neighbours. 77 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:03,105 Oh. 78 00:05:03,985 --> 00:05:06,305 Their flat is right next to mine. 79 00:05:06,865 --> 00:05:07,825 Small world. 80 00:05:09,185 --> 00:05:10,265 They are such nice people. 81 00:05:10,385 --> 00:05:11,905 Right, they are very nice. 82 00:05:12,025 --> 00:05:17,625 Their son, Dinesh, is also good, it's just that... 83 00:05:19,065 --> 00:05:20,025 What? 84 00:05:20,505 --> 00:05:26,225 Sister, I know everyone's ins and outs. 85 00:05:26,305 --> 00:05:28,665 Well, it is what it is, you can't do anything about it. 86 00:05:29,345 --> 00:05:30,385 Yeah... about what? 87 00:05:30,665 --> 00:05:31,745 His intentions. 88 00:05:32,305 --> 00:05:36,265 He sells adulterated grains. 89 00:05:36,865 --> 00:05:39,385 Instead of a kilo, you end up with only 800 grams. 90 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:41,545 Everybody does that these days. 91 00:05:41,665 --> 00:05:42,265 Come on. 92 00:05:43,345 --> 00:05:44,905 But he is a nice boy. 93 00:05:45,145 --> 00:05:47,465 - Yes, he is. - He has no bad habits either. 94 00:05:48,465 --> 00:05:49,425 He doesn't, right? 95 00:05:49,625 --> 00:05:51,945 No, he has no bad habits as such. 96 00:05:52,225 --> 00:05:57,225 It'd be all good as he'd stop visiting the dance bar once he gets married. 97 00:05:57,745 --> 00:05:58,745 Dance bar? 98 00:05:58,825 --> 00:05:59,585 Yeah. 99 00:05:59,705 --> 00:06:02,665 The Sapna Bar, in Sion? 100 00:06:03,385 --> 00:06:04,305 Oh. 101 00:06:04,625 --> 00:06:05,385 Oh yes. 102 00:06:06,305 --> 00:06:07,665 Well, it is what it is. 103 00:06:08,385 --> 00:06:10,385 Anyway sister, I'll get going. 104 00:06:10,465 --> 00:06:10,985 Sure. 105 00:06:12,465 --> 00:06:14,465 Hey, I didn't get your name. 106 00:06:14,785 --> 00:06:15,705 What is it? 107 00:06:15,825 --> 00:06:16,745 My name? 108 00:06:16,825 --> 00:06:17,465 Yes. 109 00:06:18,665 --> 00:06:19,945 Shakuntala, 110 00:06:21,745 --> 00:06:25,785 but my husband affectionately calls me honey. 111 00:06:26,305 --> 00:06:27,225 In his soft voice? 112 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:28,745 Come on now! 113 00:06:28,865 --> 00:06:30,105 Naughty sister. 114 00:06:31,105 --> 00:06:32,185 Naughty, huh. 115 00:06:32,305 --> 00:06:33,985 Later. See you, bye. 116 00:06:37,265 --> 00:06:39,105 Excuse me mister, Sapna Dance Bar? 117 00:06:39,905 --> 00:06:40,745 Let's go already! 118 00:06:55,145 --> 00:06:55,905 Are you bloody blind? 119 00:06:56,105 --> 00:06:57,025 Don't you know how to drive? 120 00:06:57,265 --> 00:06:58,465 Here, have an orange. 121 00:06:58,585 --> 00:06:59,985 It's improves ones' eyesight. 122 00:07:00,065 --> 00:07:00,905 Let's go. 123 00:10:26,305 --> 00:10:27,625 Cheers. 124 00:10:28,905 --> 00:10:30,105 Cheers. 125 00:10:32,705 --> 00:10:37,585 He's alcoholic, dishonest, a womaniser and a gambler. 126 00:10:38,185 --> 00:10:39,025 He has all the possible vices. 127 00:10:39,145 --> 00:10:40,305 Thank you, Madhu. 128 00:10:40,505 --> 00:10:43,305 You have saved our daughter's future from being ruined. 129 00:10:43,625 --> 00:10:44,905 You are an angel. 130 00:10:44,985 --> 00:10:46,625 - No, no, no, sir. - Thank you so much. 131 00:10:46,705 --> 00:10:48,945 No, aunt. I am just doing my job. 132 00:10:49,425 --> 00:10:53,305 No good girl should ever end up with a bad boy. 133 00:10:53,425 --> 00:10:54,945 So I have vowed. 134 00:10:55,465 --> 00:11:00,865 Now you just need to find a better match for Varsha, okay? 135 00:11:00,945 --> 00:11:01,785 Here's your fees. 136 00:11:01,865 --> 00:11:02,425 Okay. 137 00:11:02,505 --> 00:11:03,745 - Thank you. - No, thank you. 138 00:11:04,505 --> 00:11:05,185 Listen, 139 00:11:05,345 --> 00:11:08,625 once you find another boy, come to me for his character certificate. 140 00:11:09,265 --> 00:11:10,665 After all, it's the question of your daughter's life. 141 00:11:10,745 --> 00:11:12,025 You cannot leave that on chance. 142 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:13,345 Goodbye. 143 00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:14,705 - Thank you. - Goodbye. 144 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:16,025 Let's go. 145 00:11:24,185 --> 00:11:25,105 What's this? 146 00:11:26,585 --> 00:11:29,345 We've spent more than we made on this case, Kaka! 147 00:11:29,425 --> 00:11:33,025 Who asked you to do such elaborate disguises? 148 00:11:33,305 --> 00:11:33,945 Huh? 149 00:11:34,065 --> 00:11:37,185 A Sindhi businessman, a middle-aged woman... 150 00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:40,705 You even wanted to try out all the fruits to get the size right. 151 00:11:40,945 --> 00:11:43,305 I bought half a kilo of each fruit for the trials. 152 00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:45,825 Oranges, 153 00:11:45,945 --> 00:11:46,945 sapodilla, 154 00:11:47,065 --> 00:11:48,225 watermelon, 155 00:11:48,345 --> 00:11:49,465 and apples. 156 00:11:50,425 --> 00:11:53,145 And what were a dozen of bananas used for? 157 00:11:53,545 --> 00:11:55,745 They were for me to consume, son. 158 00:11:55,865 --> 00:11:58,825 Getting these things is so tiring. 159 00:11:58,945 --> 00:12:02,625 That's where the bananas, biryani and a cab ride come in. 160 00:12:03,145 --> 00:12:04,625 They are my personal expenses. 161 00:12:04,905 --> 00:12:07,705 I am not young anymore. 162 00:12:08,465 --> 00:12:11,425 My health... well, I don't keep well. 163 00:12:12,505 --> 00:12:14,865 No one eats biryani when not feeling well. 164 00:12:15,185 --> 00:12:16,825 And not mutton biryani for sure. 165 00:12:18,425 --> 00:12:20,185 The taste is still lingering in the mouth, huh? 166 00:12:20,825 --> 00:12:26,065 I hired you after your mill shut down thinking that it'd benefit me. 167 00:12:26,345 --> 00:12:28,265 But you sir, lead a royal life. 168 00:12:28,585 --> 00:12:30,545 Look, when your dad was in need... 169 00:12:30,665 --> 00:12:34,705 Right, you gave him 1200 bucks when he was in need. 170 00:12:34,825 --> 00:12:38,185 But you've consumed biryani worth 10,000 in the past 8 years, 171 00:12:38,305 --> 00:12:39,785 and I have bills to prove that. Do you want me to show them to you, huh? 172 00:12:39,905 --> 00:12:42,185 - Do you? - Madhu! Why are you yelling? 173 00:12:42,305 --> 00:12:44,545 My customer is relaxing in the parlour. 174 00:12:44,625 --> 00:12:46,825 And who's this customer of yours, huh? 175 00:12:47,025 --> 00:12:48,585 Aunt Deshmukh, right? 176 00:12:48,705 --> 00:12:49,545 Who is it? 177 00:12:49,665 --> 00:12:53,425 Hey aunt, it's me, Madhu. How are you doing? 178 00:12:53,945 --> 00:12:54,905 Live long, lad. 179 00:12:54,985 --> 00:12:56,545 Why stop at that? 180 00:12:56,665 --> 00:13:00,385 Say, live long and keep screwing up youngsters' lives. 181 00:13:00,465 --> 00:13:01,185 Rekha. 182 00:13:01,425 --> 00:13:03,425 You cannot stop yourself from taunting everyone, can you? 183 00:13:03,745 --> 00:13:07,705 Your son is so smart but you are never pleased with him. 184 00:13:08,945 --> 00:13:10,305 Heard that? 185 00:13:10,425 --> 00:13:13,985 Aunt, I have managed to save 47 girls so far. 186 00:13:14,105 --> 00:13:15,425 I have received so many blessings. 187 00:13:15,665 --> 00:13:20,385 You went past the marriageable age busy trying to call off other's marriages. 188 00:13:20,825 --> 00:13:22,905 I wanted grandchildren and I am getting blessings instead. 189 00:13:22,985 --> 00:13:24,545 What do I do with the blessings, pickle them? 190 00:13:27,345 --> 00:13:31,105 One day you shall know what a great job your son is doing. 191 00:13:31,225 --> 00:13:33,265 - Then, you will stop taunting me. - Of course. 192 00:13:33,385 --> 00:13:36,105 He used to say the same when he was in his college's dramatics team. 193 00:13:36,185 --> 00:13:37,305 "I am the best actor." 194 00:13:37,385 --> 00:13:39,785 "I'll work in Subhash Bhai's movie." 195 00:13:39,865 --> 00:13:42,385 It's Subhash Ghai and not Subhash Bhai. 196 00:13:42,505 --> 00:13:43,425 Gh. 197 00:13:43,665 --> 00:13:45,665 Whatever. Did you get to work with him, huh? 198 00:13:46,065 --> 00:13:48,665 He's unnecessarily spying on poor young boys. 199 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:51,185 Whom are you addressing as poor young boys? 200 00:13:51,305 --> 00:13:52,785 All of them are hooligans. 201 00:13:53,105 --> 00:13:54,865 I am no fool. 202 00:13:55,065 --> 00:13:59,665 There is no decent boy in Bombay 203 00:13:59,985 --> 00:14:03,425 whom Madhu Mangal Rane could mistake as a hooligan. 204 00:14:04,065 --> 00:14:05,425 Understood me? 205 00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:08,105 Why bother with matching the horoscopes, Yashoda? 206 00:14:08,185 --> 00:14:09,265 What's the harm in matchmaking? 207 00:14:09,345 --> 00:14:10,865 He's my son too, you know. 208 00:14:10,945 --> 00:14:12,225 According to the priest, 209 00:14:12,305 --> 00:14:15,345 Suraj and Mr. Sharma's daughter have 28 matching attributes. 210 00:14:15,425 --> 00:14:16,345 Really? 211 00:14:16,585 --> 00:14:17,625 Fine, then. 212 00:14:17,705 --> 00:14:20,025 My son has a lot of attributes. 213 00:14:20,105 --> 00:14:21,185 Of course, they are bound to match. 214 00:14:21,265 --> 00:14:23,585 Attributes must match in order to have a successful marriage. 215 00:14:23,665 --> 00:14:27,385 Son, this marriage will also get rid of the red planet's bad influence on your charts. 216 00:14:27,465 --> 00:14:28,465 Then you'll have nothing to worry about. 217 00:14:28,545 --> 00:14:29,305 Okay, mom. 218 00:14:29,385 --> 00:14:30,425 Listen, 219 00:14:30,865 --> 00:14:32,505 you need to talk to that girl in English. 220 00:14:32,585 --> 00:14:33,545 Got it? 221 00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:34,625 From A to Zee. 222 00:14:34,705 --> 00:14:36,585 Dad, I will shut her up with my English. 223 00:14:37,025 --> 00:14:37,785 Come on, bro! 224 00:14:37,865 --> 00:14:38,585 Shut up. 225 00:14:39,265 --> 00:14:41,105 I mean... she will be speechless with my perfect English. 226 00:14:41,185 --> 00:14:41,985 This is no time to be pompous. 227 00:14:42,425 --> 00:14:43,625 This is the time to impress. 228 00:14:44,625 --> 00:14:47,985 But at this speed there's no way we'll reach there on time. 229 00:14:48,065 --> 00:14:49,265 Why don't you change the gear? 230 00:14:49,345 --> 00:14:50,185 I'll change it right away. 231 00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:50,985 Move it! 232 00:14:51,065 --> 00:14:52,305 Move aside! Do you have a death wish? 233 00:14:52,385 --> 00:14:53,825 Just run him over. 234 00:14:56,225 --> 00:14:58,665 So son, you handle your dad's dairy business? 235 00:14:58,745 --> 00:14:59,705 Yes, uncle. 236 00:14:59,785 --> 00:15:00,985 I handle dad's milk. 237 00:15:06,105 --> 00:15:08,745 I mean I handle his milk business, aunty. 238 00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:11,985 And we also start throwing curd and butter all over the market. 239 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:16,025 Well packaged, under the label of Jai Matarani Doodh Bhandar. 240 00:15:16,105 --> 00:15:17,345 We will make it multinational. 241 00:15:17,425 --> 00:15:18,985 Very good. 242 00:15:23,945 --> 00:15:24,945 My daughter... 243 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:25,745 Preeti. 244 00:15:26,465 --> 00:15:27,825 - Hello. - Hello. 245 00:15:27,905 --> 00:15:28,825 - Hello. - Hello. 246 00:15:28,905 --> 00:15:30,185 Have a seat, dear. 247 00:15:30,545 --> 00:15:31,865 Why don't you come and sit here instead? 248 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:33,465 Right. 249 00:15:33,545 --> 00:15:34,785 Sit here, dear. I'll sit there. 250 00:15:42,625 --> 00:15:43,505 Hello. 251 00:15:43,585 --> 00:15:45,545 I am Hello... eh, Suraj. 252 00:15:45,905 --> 00:15:47,665 So you have a dairy? 253 00:15:47,745 --> 00:15:48,425 Oh yes. 254 00:15:48,505 --> 00:15:49,905 We "throw" milk all over the market. 255 00:15:50,705 --> 00:15:52,985 Why don't you drop by for some pudding? 256 00:15:53,305 --> 00:15:54,265 What? 257 00:15:54,345 --> 00:15:58,625 I mean, you come to my dairy and I'll "milk" you something nice. 258 00:16:00,745 --> 00:16:02,545 - Oh... - Yeah. 259 00:16:03,825 --> 00:16:05,265 - Nice. - Yes. 260 00:16:06,185 --> 00:16:07,385 Hmm. 261 00:16:11,585 --> 00:16:12,785 What's that smell? 262 00:16:18,905 --> 00:16:19,985 What smell, dear? 263 00:16:20,065 --> 00:16:24,105 Something certainly reeks of raw butter. 264 00:16:34,945 --> 00:16:37,345 Only the rich smell like butter. 265 00:16:37,425 --> 00:16:40,505 She didn't have to make a big deal of it. 266 00:16:41,145 --> 00:16:43,585 Well, your hands get dirty when working in a coal mine. 267 00:16:43,665 --> 00:16:44,545 Zip it. 268 00:16:44,865 --> 00:16:45,945 Sorry, bro. 269 00:16:46,025 --> 00:16:47,945 You cannot differentiate between coal and butter? 270 00:16:48,145 --> 00:16:49,265 Such an idiot. 271 00:16:49,345 --> 00:16:51,065 - I was just giving analogy. - Analogy? 272 00:16:51,625 --> 00:16:53,105 We lost such a good match. 273 00:16:53,185 --> 00:16:54,185 And you are giving analogies! 274 00:16:54,585 --> 00:16:57,025 Now we only have that girl from Dadar to fall back on. 275 00:16:57,105 --> 00:16:58,425 The one the priest had suggested. 276 00:16:58,505 --> 00:16:59,865 But her attributes didn't match with bro. 277 00:16:59,945 --> 00:17:01,705 Attributes don't matter, their hearts need to be in sync. 278 00:17:01,785 --> 00:17:03,185 Matching the attributes is not necessary. 279 00:17:03,265 --> 00:17:04,425 Hypocrite! 280 00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:05,265 Zip it. 281 00:17:05,345 --> 00:17:06,705 - Listen up. - Yes, dad? 282 00:17:07,105 --> 00:17:09,385 You need to work your magic on her. 283 00:17:09,465 --> 00:17:10,065 Okay, dad. 284 00:17:10,145 --> 00:17:12,345 Like I had used my magic on your mom. 285 00:17:12,425 --> 00:17:13,185 Okay, dad. 286 00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:14,665 How did he do it, aunt? 287 00:17:14,745 --> 00:17:15,585 Drop it. 288 00:17:15,665 --> 00:17:17,705 Please tell us. Tell us! Tell us! 289 00:17:17,785 --> 00:17:18,385 Tell us! 290 00:17:18,465 --> 00:17:19,985 I can only talk when you stop talking! 291 00:17:20,345 --> 00:17:21,265 Fine, tell us. 292 00:17:21,465 --> 00:17:24,225 He used to visit our stable to buy milk. 293 00:17:24,945 --> 00:17:26,745 My father started liking him. 294 00:17:26,825 --> 00:17:31,025 He gave 22 of his best buffalos to us as a wedding gift. 295 00:17:31,105 --> 00:17:33,945 That's the reason Matarani Doodh Bhandar is flourishing the way it is. 296 00:17:35,025 --> 00:17:35,985 Right? 297 00:17:36,065 --> 00:17:36,865 Absolutely. 298 00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:40,465 So it's love marriage cum arranged marriage with dowry. 299 00:17:40,545 --> 00:17:42,105 Well played, uncle. 300 00:17:42,465 --> 00:17:45,665 I've never come across such a player! 301 00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:48,065 Sorry, dad. 302 00:17:54,465 --> 00:17:56,945 Bro, this is what the girls want these days... 303 00:17:57,545 --> 00:18:01,265 Wild, daredevil, bad ass dudes. Players! 304 00:18:02,065 --> 00:18:03,665 Girls fall for such guys. 305 00:18:03,745 --> 00:18:05,345 You'll have to do something like this. 306 00:18:17,385 --> 00:18:19,225 So you want me, 307 00:18:20,305 --> 00:18:22,705 to make an entrance by doing a split on two buffalos? 308 00:18:23,665 --> 00:18:26,345 A slip and I will split myself in two! 309 00:18:26,425 --> 00:18:28,425 Bro, bikes and buffalos are two different things. 310 00:18:28,505 --> 00:18:29,505 What are you saying? 311 00:18:29,585 --> 00:18:31,305 This is 1995 style of romance. 312 00:18:31,585 --> 00:18:33,745 We are just 5 years away from the 21st century. 313 00:18:33,825 --> 00:18:35,705 We'll soon enter a new millennium. 314 00:18:36,585 --> 00:18:37,465 Don't worry. 315 00:18:37,545 --> 00:18:40,705 I'll make you... what's the new word used these days? 316 00:18:40,785 --> 00:18:41,305 Cool! 317 00:18:41,385 --> 00:18:42,345 I'll make you cool. 318 00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:43,545 - Cool? - Right. 319 00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:45,025 "It's time!..." 320 00:18:45,185 --> 00:18:47,905 "Tomorrow another coolie will refuse to pay the tax." 321 00:18:49,065 --> 00:18:50,985 Hey no one asked me for the tax, so whom do I refuse? 322 00:18:51,065 --> 00:18:52,825 It's a dialogue from the movie Deewar. 323 00:18:52,905 --> 00:18:53,705 Amitabh Bachchan had said those lines. 324 00:18:53,785 --> 00:18:54,385 Okay. 325 00:18:54,465 --> 00:18:55,745 He was a bad boy in it. 326 00:18:56,145 --> 00:18:58,265 Now it's your turn to be a bad boy. 327 00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:00,185 Bad boy? 328 00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:01,145 Bad boy. 329 00:19:02,505 --> 00:19:03,145 Bad boy. 330 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:03,985 Bad boy. 331 00:19:12,265 --> 00:19:13,185 Joker! 332 00:19:13,545 --> 00:19:14,545 What? 333 00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:16,065 Nothing, we're playing cards. 334 00:19:16,225 --> 00:19:17,385 Carry on then. 335 00:19:20,705 --> 00:19:21,905 Boring family. 336 00:19:48,025 --> 00:19:49,065 Hey, stay away. 337 00:19:49,145 --> 00:19:50,145 Spare him some change, bro. 338 00:19:50,225 --> 00:19:51,305 Beggar. 339 00:19:51,545 --> 00:19:52,625 Can a bad boy donate? 340 00:19:52,705 --> 00:19:53,665 Yes, he can. 341 00:19:53,745 --> 00:19:54,905 Stay away. 342 00:19:55,745 --> 00:19:57,585 Go, have fun. 343 00:19:57,665 --> 00:19:58,385 Get going. 344 00:19:58,465 --> 00:19:59,425 You too, bro. 345 00:19:59,505 --> 00:20:00,545 Signal is red. 346 00:20:00,625 --> 00:20:02,265 Bro, remember, bad boy? 347 00:20:02,465 --> 00:20:03,025 Should I? 348 00:20:03,105 --> 00:20:04,465 - Bad boy. - Yeah, bad boy. 349 00:20:04,545 --> 00:20:05,625 Go for it! 350 00:20:23,185 --> 00:20:24,105 What a Jerk! 351 00:20:48,745 --> 00:20:51,545 Chug! Chug! Chug! 352 00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:53,265 Go for it. 353 00:20:55,305 --> 00:20:56,105 Sukhi? 354 00:20:56,185 --> 00:20:56,745 Yes, bro. 355 00:20:56,825 --> 00:20:58,785 I think I had a little too much to drink. 356 00:20:58,865 --> 00:21:00,545 No problem, take your time. 357 00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:02,265 Don't you think I am overdoing it? 358 00:21:02,345 --> 00:21:03,625 This is what bad boys do. 359 00:21:03,705 --> 00:21:04,305 Really? 360 00:21:04,385 --> 00:21:04,785 Yes, bro. 361 00:21:04,865 --> 00:21:05,785 Then here you go. 362 00:21:06,105 --> 00:21:07,145 And here you go. 363 00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:11,225 Let's go fishing in the pee! 364 00:21:11,385 --> 00:21:15,825 Let's go fishing in the pee! 365 00:22:04,905 --> 00:22:06,145 There we go. 366 00:22:06,225 --> 00:22:07,545 They are here. 367 00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:08,345 Hi, priest. 368 00:22:08,425 --> 00:22:09,305 Hmm. 369 00:22:09,545 --> 00:22:10,305 Uncle. 370 00:22:10,385 --> 00:22:10,705 Hello. 371 00:22:10,785 --> 00:22:11,905 - Hello. - Hello. 372 00:22:13,825 --> 00:22:15,585 I think you'll be my wife. 373 00:22:16,385 --> 00:22:17,345 Hello. 374 00:22:18,585 --> 00:22:19,625 Nice house, uncle. 375 00:22:20,625 --> 00:22:24,745 Mr. Dhillon, you'd said that your son's a decent boy. 376 00:22:24,825 --> 00:22:26,145 Yes, he is. 377 00:22:26,225 --> 00:22:27,345 He has no vices? 378 00:22:27,425 --> 00:22:28,265 No, he doesn't. 379 00:22:28,665 --> 00:22:30,785 Then what the hell is this? 380 00:22:31,385 --> 00:22:31,945 What is this? 381 00:22:32,025 --> 00:22:32,865 Pass them over. 382 00:22:32,945 --> 00:22:33,945 Here you go. 383 00:22:41,425 --> 00:22:42,825 What is it, Sukhi? 384 00:22:47,905 --> 00:22:49,025 Stand up! 385 00:22:49,305 --> 00:22:50,345 What's wrong, dad? 386 00:22:50,425 --> 00:22:51,385 I said stand up. 387 00:22:52,665 --> 00:22:53,625 What is wrong, dad? 388 00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:54,505 What is this? 389 00:22:54,585 --> 00:22:55,145 What is it? 390 00:22:55,985 --> 00:22:57,065 What? 391 00:23:10,705 --> 00:23:12,705 Oh this? 392 00:23:14,425 --> 00:23:16,105 Uncle, you're getting this all wrong. 393 00:23:16,745 --> 00:23:18,905 Mom, dad, I am not having beer. 394 00:23:19,225 --> 00:23:23,185 I was experimenting on mixing barley water and milk 395 00:23:23,265 --> 00:23:25,545 so that we can "throw" another product into the market. 396 00:23:25,625 --> 00:23:27,265 I'll be the one "throwing" you out, son. 397 00:23:27,345 --> 00:23:28,785 I think Sukhi is responsible for this. 398 00:23:28,865 --> 00:23:29,745 Sukhi?! 399 00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:33,385 Mr. Dhillon, I had painted such a good picture before Mr. Charan. 400 00:23:33,465 --> 00:23:34,705 He was so pleased. 401 00:23:34,785 --> 00:23:36,705 I didn't expect this from you. 402 00:23:37,105 --> 00:23:38,745 Go inside, dear. 403 00:23:39,865 --> 00:23:42,545 Mr. Dhillon, I think you should leave. 404 00:23:44,065 --> 00:23:46,865 Son, you should meet me outside. 405 00:23:48,785 --> 00:23:50,705 Do you plan to leave anytime soon? 406 00:23:51,705 --> 00:23:52,665 Let's go. 407 00:23:55,545 --> 00:23:57,225 Sorry, bro! 408 00:23:57,305 --> 00:23:58,545 Please, bro! 409 00:23:58,625 --> 00:24:01,305 That's enough, bro. 410 00:24:01,505 --> 00:24:03,345 That's enough, bro. 411 00:24:03,425 --> 00:24:05,305 You bloody traitor! 412 00:24:06,105 --> 00:24:06,905 Bro! 413 00:24:13,145 --> 00:24:14,585 Bro! Bro! Bro! 414 00:24:14,985 --> 00:24:16,065 Please don't, bro! 415 00:24:16,145 --> 00:24:18,545 I made sure you got more milk than the calf did! 416 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:20,425 Why?... So that you grow up and screw my life over? 417 00:24:20,505 --> 00:24:22,425 Hey, I didn't know someone's clicking pictures. 418 00:24:22,505 --> 00:24:23,745 Instead of being portrayed as Amitabh Bachchan, a super star, 419 00:24:23,825 --> 00:24:25,905 I ended up being portrayed as a lecherous villain. 420 00:24:25,985 --> 00:24:29,865 Everyone in the community now thinks that I am an alcoholic and a womaniser. 421 00:24:30,825 --> 00:24:33,905 You'd said bad boy is a good thing. But I ended up being a joke, man. 422 00:24:33,985 --> 00:24:35,585 I agree I made a mistake. 423 00:24:35,665 --> 00:24:38,505 But I was only trying to get you a girl. 424 00:24:40,825 --> 00:24:41,665 Hey! 425 00:24:41,745 --> 00:24:43,825 He means a girl for marriage. 426 00:24:44,105 --> 00:24:44,905 Get back to work. 427 00:24:45,945 --> 00:24:47,105 And you mister, go and find out who's behind this. 428 00:24:47,625 --> 00:24:49,745 I had beer for the first time in 28 years 429 00:24:49,825 --> 00:24:51,465 and someone managed to click my picture chugging it. 430 00:24:51,545 --> 00:24:52,425 It's very strange. 431 00:24:53,425 --> 00:24:57,425 Right when we were looking at a girl... fine, eyeing her, 432 00:24:57,505 --> 00:25:00,505 someone used it as opportunity to present me in a bad light. 433 00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:01,665 Right. 434 00:25:01,745 --> 00:25:02,905 I never thought about it. 435 00:25:03,465 --> 00:25:05,385 This means someone was following us. 436 00:25:05,785 --> 00:25:07,825 Please stop following me. I cannot help you anymore. 437 00:25:07,905 --> 00:25:09,505 But you know what kind of a boy I am. 438 00:25:09,585 --> 00:25:12,105 I don't even look at my buffalos when they are having a bath. 439 00:25:12,185 --> 00:25:13,505 I am not a bad boy. 440 00:25:13,585 --> 00:25:14,265 No, he's not. 441 00:25:14,345 --> 00:25:15,865 I know, but I can't help it. 442 00:25:15,945 --> 00:25:17,465 Mr. Charan has pictures proving otherwise. 443 00:25:17,545 --> 00:25:18,385 How do I explain it to him? 444 00:25:18,465 --> 00:25:20,745 He has anyway contacted another priest, 445 00:25:20,825 --> 00:25:22,745 and fixed his girl's marriage with someone else. 446 00:25:22,825 --> 00:25:24,185 I ended up suffering a loss. 447 00:25:24,265 --> 00:25:25,305 - You are only losing money. - Hey. 448 00:25:25,385 --> 00:25:27,705 I am losing my youth. 449 00:25:27,785 --> 00:25:28,905 Yes aunty, please continue. 450 00:25:28,985 --> 00:25:30,505 I am losing my youthfulness, sir. 451 00:25:30,585 --> 00:25:33,025 You can cover your loss by working part time in Jaibharat Times. 452 00:25:33,105 --> 00:25:34,785 That's my full time job, I do this part time. 453 00:25:34,865 --> 00:25:36,305 But this is what helps me pay the bills. 454 00:25:36,385 --> 00:25:37,705 But nothing is helping me! 455 00:25:37,785 --> 00:25:39,185 I have ended up with a bad image. 456 00:25:39,265 --> 00:25:40,905 My mom's planning to go to Vaishnao Devi to offer prayers, 457 00:25:40,985 --> 00:25:43,385 so that I get back on the right track. 458 00:25:43,465 --> 00:25:44,145 Really? 459 00:25:44,465 --> 00:25:46,105 Has she decided on a priest yet? 460 00:25:46,185 --> 00:25:47,065 I have a lot of time to spare. 461 00:25:47,145 --> 00:25:47,705 Damn it. 462 00:25:47,785 --> 00:25:49,145 But I don't have much time left. 463 00:25:49,225 --> 00:25:51,585 Please tell me who has caused this mess. 464 00:25:51,665 --> 00:25:52,945 No, I cannot give you his name. 465 00:25:53,025 --> 00:25:55,145 It took a lot of effort to get a name out of Mr. Charan. 466 00:25:55,225 --> 00:25:56,465 - Who is it? Please tell us. - Please uncle. 467 00:25:56,545 --> 00:25:58,905 Son, I am not a money minded guy. 468 00:25:59,545 --> 00:26:01,505 Pay him, he never minds money. 469 00:26:02,785 --> 00:26:03,985 - Here you go. - That's 50 bucks. 470 00:26:04,185 --> 00:26:05,185 Madhu Mangal Rane. 471 00:26:05,265 --> 00:26:06,025 What? 472 00:26:06,585 --> 00:26:08,305 Madhu... Mangal... Rane. 473 00:26:08,865 --> 00:26:10,265 Resides in Sarode Chawl, Girgaon. 474 00:26:10,345 --> 00:26:11,145 Who is he? 475 00:26:11,225 --> 00:26:12,185 Wedding detective. 476 00:26:12,265 --> 00:26:13,705 - Wedding detective? - Someone who checks on grooms? 477 00:26:13,785 --> 00:26:14,185 Yes. 478 00:26:14,265 --> 00:26:14,865 What does he exactly do? 479 00:26:16,025 --> 00:26:17,865 He spies on prospective grooms. 480 00:26:18,505 --> 00:26:20,665 If he catches them doing anything inappropriate, 481 00:26:21,225 --> 00:26:23,505 he immediately reports it to the bride's family. 482 00:26:24,185 --> 00:26:26,785 No one has been able to escape him. 483 00:26:27,945 --> 00:26:30,065 - Thank you. - Go, have fun. 484 00:26:30,145 --> 00:26:30,745 Get going. 485 00:26:30,825 --> 00:26:31,665 You too, bro. 486 00:26:31,745 --> 00:26:33,145 Yeah, bad boy. 487 00:26:33,385 --> 00:26:34,705 Go for it! 488 00:26:43,305 --> 00:26:44,945 What a jerk! 489 00:26:50,945 --> 00:26:52,305 This is what bad boys do. 490 00:26:52,385 --> 00:26:53,385 - Really? - Yes, bro. 491 00:26:53,465 --> 00:26:54,705 Then here you go. 492 00:26:54,785 --> 00:26:56,065 And here you go. 493 00:27:05,145 --> 00:27:06,825 This rascal is responsible for many marriages being called off. 494 00:27:07,745 --> 00:27:09,505 He ruins income opportunities for priests like me 495 00:27:09,585 --> 00:27:11,945 and the wedding opportunities for boys like you. 496 00:27:12,025 --> 00:27:13,105 Just to make some extra bucks. 497 00:27:13,185 --> 00:27:15,905 This Mangal is just as toxic and dangerous as his namesake red planet. 498 00:27:16,545 --> 00:27:20,145 Your life is ruined once he enters your life. 499 00:27:20,585 --> 00:27:22,545 If he is Mangal, the red planet, then I am Suraj, the Sun! 500 00:27:22,705 --> 00:27:24,265 And I am Sukhi, the sidekick! 501 00:27:26,745 --> 00:27:28,305 Wedding detective. 502 00:27:28,385 --> 00:27:29,705 Never heard of such a profession, bro. 503 00:27:29,785 --> 00:27:32,545 He should be called a Wedding destroyer instead. 504 00:27:32,625 --> 00:27:33,505 Right. 505 00:27:33,585 --> 00:27:34,705 So what do we do now? 506 00:27:35,265 --> 00:27:36,705 First we need to find out who exactly he is. 507 00:27:36,785 --> 00:27:37,545 Correct. 508 00:27:37,625 --> 00:27:38,545 But how? 509 00:27:38,625 --> 00:27:39,665 By using his own methods on him. 510 00:27:40,145 --> 00:27:42,665 To understand a dog, you need to become a dog, Sukhi. 511 00:27:43,785 --> 00:27:46,185 Who knows what game that dog must be playing right now? 512 00:27:48,585 --> 00:27:50,025 Undertaker! 513 00:27:50,105 --> 00:27:52,185 Come on brats, give me your cards. 514 00:27:52,425 --> 00:27:54,105 How can you play the Undertaker card again? 515 00:27:54,185 --> 00:27:55,825 - This is cheating. - Yes, you are cheating. 516 00:27:55,905 --> 00:27:58,225 This is how all losers squall. 517 00:27:58,305 --> 00:27:59,905 Winners never squall. 518 00:27:59,985 --> 00:28:00,625 Got it? 519 00:28:00,705 --> 00:28:02,545 Cheaters don't either. 520 00:28:02,625 --> 00:28:04,265 Who are you calling a cheater, bonehead? 521 00:28:04,345 --> 00:28:05,545 Who are you calling a bonehead? 522 00:28:05,625 --> 00:28:07,345 - Just give me my card back. - Let's go, guys. 523 00:28:07,425 --> 00:28:08,305 I don't want to play with you anymore. 524 00:28:08,385 --> 00:28:09,705 - We don't want to play with you either. - He always does this. 525 00:28:09,785 --> 00:28:10,825 Buzz off. 526 00:28:11,225 --> 00:28:12,745 Look, the flop actor is back to being a drama queen! 527 00:28:12,825 --> 00:28:14,345 - Buzz off! - Scram! 528 00:28:14,425 --> 00:28:15,385 Hey, flop actor! 529 00:28:16,185 --> 00:28:17,625 Still a sore loser, huh? 530 00:28:17,825 --> 00:28:18,785 Hey... 531 00:28:18,865 --> 00:28:24,585 No, these kids are troublesome brats. 532 00:28:25,465 --> 00:28:26,905 Don't you dare come here again, got it? 533 00:28:27,385 --> 00:28:29,305 What case did you want to talk about? 534 00:28:29,385 --> 00:28:32,065 Remember Mr. Bhatia from Bhandup? 535 00:28:32,185 --> 00:28:34,505 He had rejected a boy's proposal and now that boy is troubling him. 536 00:28:34,585 --> 00:28:34,865 Okay. 537 00:28:34,945 --> 00:28:37,665 Here's... his card. 538 00:28:38,065 --> 00:28:38,425 Hmm. 539 00:28:38,505 --> 00:28:39,465 He's a vegetable trader by profession. 540 00:28:39,545 --> 00:28:39,785 Hmm. 541 00:28:39,865 --> 00:28:40,985 Give him a call. 542 00:28:41,585 --> 00:28:42,705 All good at home? 543 00:28:42,865 --> 00:28:43,985 All good. 544 00:28:45,945 --> 00:28:46,745 See you. 545 00:28:48,105 --> 00:28:48,945 Dada! 546 00:28:49,025 --> 00:28:49,545 What? 547 00:28:49,825 --> 00:28:50,665 Lunch is ready. 548 00:28:50,745 --> 00:28:51,545 I'm coming. 549 00:28:54,945 --> 00:28:56,345 - How are you doing, uncle? - Good. 550 00:28:57,705 --> 00:28:59,545 Tulsi? What is this, kiddo? 551 00:28:59,625 --> 00:29:01,025 You took just one bread! 552 00:29:01,105 --> 00:29:02,625 I have tuitions, mom. 553 00:29:03,185 --> 00:29:04,265 I cannot eat much. 554 00:29:04,345 --> 00:29:05,305 Have some more. 555 00:29:05,385 --> 00:29:06,425 You won't gain weight. 556 00:29:06,825 --> 00:29:09,625 She thinks she won't get married if she gets fat. 557 00:29:09,985 --> 00:29:11,985 She's going to get married pretty soon, mom. 558 00:29:12,825 --> 00:29:14,385 I have already short-listed two boys. 559 00:29:14,745 --> 00:29:18,585 Decent, smart and with government jobs. 560 00:29:18,945 --> 00:29:20,625 One's working as a clerk in the Municipal Cooperation. 561 00:29:20,985 --> 00:29:22,785 The other is ticket checker at Kurla railway station. 562 00:29:23,185 --> 00:29:24,505 Well done. 563 00:29:24,705 --> 00:29:25,745 Where did you find them? 564 00:29:25,825 --> 00:29:27,545 I was spying on two rascals. 565 00:29:27,625 --> 00:29:28,585 Okay. 566 00:29:28,865 --> 00:29:30,145 They are their friends. 567 00:29:30,385 --> 00:29:31,225 Oh, I see. 568 00:29:31,305 --> 00:29:32,625 I have their pictures as well. 569 00:29:32,705 --> 00:29:34,865 Show me their pictures. 570 00:29:35,985 --> 00:29:37,225 Let me finish eating first, mom. 571 00:29:37,305 --> 00:29:38,985 Please. You just started eating. 572 00:29:39,065 --> 00:29:40,225 Come on. 573 00:29:40,825 --> 00:29:42,705 Tulsi, pass me my bag. 574 00:29:42,785 --> 00:29:43,825 Give it here, Tulsi. 575 00:29:44,465 --> 00:29:45,545 Pass it over. 576 00:29:45,625 --> 00:29:47,385 My son finally did something right. 577 00:29:47,465 --> 00:29:48,505 Hey, it's my bag! 578 00:29:48,585 --> 00:29:51,225 It's okay. I'll find them. You enjoy your meal. 579 00:29:54,905 --> 00:29:56,745 Like them? 580 00:29:57,825 --> 00:30:00,465 They are fine. 581 00:30:01,425 --> 00:30:03,065 Tulsi, you, too, have a look. 582 00:30:03,465 --> 00:30:04,585 I don't need to. 583 00:30:04,985 --> 00:30:06,745 I'm fine with Dada's and your choice. 584 00:30:06,825 --> 00:30:09,705 I'll do as you say once my tuitions are over. 585 00:30:09,985 --> 00:30:11,065 There. 586 00:30:11,425 --> 00:30:13,425 Now that's a well-cultured girl. 587 00:30:13,905 --> 00:30:16,345 An ideal, homely, Indian woman. 588 00:30:17,625 --> 00:30:18,825 Who's sister is she? 589 00:30:18,905 --> 00:30:19,465 Yours. 590 00:30:19,545 --> 00:30:20,305 Right. 591 00:30:20,465 --> 00:30:22,465 You, too, should find a nice middle aged woman for yourself. 592 00:30:22,545 --> 00:30:24,185 I doubt you'll get a girl at this age. 593 00:30:26,025 --> 00:30:26,865 Really? 594 00:30:26,945 --> 00:30:27,585 Huh? 595 00:30:27,665 --> 00:30:29,305 You really don't think before you speak. 596 00:30:29,385 --> 00:30:30,345 I'm only speaking the truth. 597 00:30:30,585 --> 00:30:31,545 Just won't lose an opportunity to taunt. 598 00:30:31,625 --> 00:30:32,945 Hey, don't get up from the middle of the meal, Dada. 599 00:30:33,025 --> 00:30:35,105 Finish your lunch. Don't mind her. 600 00:30:35,185 --> 00:30:36,465 I'm going to get an onion. 601 00:30:36,865 --> 00:30:39,625 I'd die of starvation if I start minding her. 602 00:30:47,545 --> 00:30:50,105 Bro, why do we need to rent clothes? 603 00:30:50,425 --> 00:30:51,505 Our dairy business is doing well, right? 604 00:30:51,585 --> 00:30:52,785 Shut up, Sukhi. 605 00:30:53,025 --> 00:30:54,185 I know what I am doing. 606 00:30:56,265 --> 00:30:59,145 Uncle, I need a beard wig, big one, like the Pathans have. 607 00:30:59,225 --> 00:31:00,745 I also need the turban and the clothes they wear. 608 00:31:00,825 --> 00:31:01,825 All the works. 609 00:31:01,905 --> 00:31:02,945 And a burqa for him. 610 00:31:03,025 --> 00:31:03,865 A burqa? 611 00:31:04,185 --> 00:31:05,665 Bro, I, too, want a beard. 612 00:31:05,745 --> 00:31:06,585 Why do I need to dress up as a woman? 613 00:31:06,665 --> 00:31:07,545 Zip it. 614 00:31:13,265 --> 00:31:14,345 Where all do I need to attach these, uncle? 615 00:31:20,985 --> 00:31:23,305 It's not like that, sonny boy. 616 00:31:23,625 --> 00:31:25,305 Here, let me help you. 617 00:31:25,665 --> 00:31:29,625 You tie it like this. 618 00:31:32,185 --> 00:31:33,345 Look in the mirror. 619 00:31:36,425 --> 00:31:37,705 You work in a theatre? 620 00:31:38,065 --> 00:31:39,865 Something like that. 621 00:31:40,305 --> 00:31:43,385 But our group consists of just one actor, 622 00:31:43,465 --> 00:31:47,025 a reincarnated frustrated actor who loves to overact. 623 00:31:48,705 --> 00:31:53,265 Vishnu, you know of any place that serves good biryani? 624 00:31:53,345 --> 00:31:55,145 I know one, Mohammad Kebabs, it's in the next lane. 625 00:31:55,945 --> 00:31:57,065 Oh thanks! 626 00:31:57,145 --> 00:31:57,865 Nice meeting you, uncle. 627 00:31:57,945 --> 00:31:59,145 Okay. Okay, okay. 628 00:32:02,465 --> 00:32:03,265 Hey sister... 629 00:32:04,065 --> 00:32:05,145 Stop walking like a man. 630 00:32:05,225 --> 00:32:07,785 Get rid of your manliness and show some grace. 631 00:32:07,865 --> 00:32:11,305 No one should be able to guess the content just by looking at the package. 632 00:32:11,465 --> 00:32:12,425 Hmm. 633 00:32:13,345 --> 00:32:16,105 Hey mister, where can I find wedding detective's office? 634 00:32:17,385 --> 00:32:19,065 Next to that beauty parlour. 635 00:32:19,305 --> 00:32:21,345 Greetings and Salutations! 636 00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:23,865 Greetings. 637 00:32:23,945 --> 00:32:25,945 Don't get carried away. They aren't always so cordial. 638 00:32:26,025 --> 00:32:27,305 Try to speak like me. 639 00:32:27,385 --> 00:32:29,145 - Don't get me started on how you sound. - Whatever. 640 00:32:30,625 --> 00:32:31,745 What the...! 641 00:32:31,945 --> 00:32:33,225 What is he doing here? 642 00:32:33,305 --> 00:32:35,825 What if he's Madhu Mangal Rane? 643 00:32:35,985 --> 00:32:36,985 Let's try coming here at night. 644 00:32:37,065 --> 00:32:38,185 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 645 00:32:39,465 --> 00:32:40,385 Thank you. 646 00:32:46,665 --> 00:32:47,745 See you, mom. 647 00:32:47,825 --> 00:32:48,905 Ride safe. 648 00:32:48,985 --> 00:32:49,505 Bye. 649 00:33:20,425 --> 00:33:22,585 In a wave moment, there are some quantities 650 00:33:22,665 --> 00:33:25,745 which change its values with time and space. 651 00:33:25,825 --> 00:33:26,865 Hello, Kokate Sir. 652 00:33:26,945 --> 00:33:30,465 Madam, you just cannot enter from the front door and exit from the rear. 653 00:33:30,545 --> 00:33:32,065 Hello madam, do you hear me? 654 00:33:37,305 --> 00:33:40,425 Hurry up, Madhu. I am sleepy. 655 00:33:40,505 --> 00:33:42,545 Whose life are you going to ruin today? 656 00:33:42,625 --> 00:33:44,585 Mishra Ice Cream, Dadar. 657 00:33:45,105 --> 00:33:46,145 That's my favourite! 658 00:33:46,265 --> 00:33:47,745 I have information from a reliable source... 659 00:33:47,865 --> 00:33:50,425 Mishra's casanova son amps up the heat in... 660 00:33:50,505 --> 00:33:54,305 ...his ice cream parlour after the working hours. 661 00:33:54,385 --> 00:33:55,185 Eew! 662 00:33:55,305 --> 00:33:56,305 I'll be back in two hours. 663 00:33:56,385 --> 00:33:57,065 Wait up. 664 00:33:57,145 --> 00:33:59,665 Get me a sundae from his shop on your way back. 665 00:33:59,745 --> 00:34:00,625 - Really! - Yes. 666 00:34:00,745 --> 00:34:04,185 I deserve one last sundae before he shuts shop. 667 00:34:04,265 --> 00:34:06,145 What...? Geez! 668 00:34:07,985 --> 00:34:10,305 Why have you made me wear an overcoat in such a weather? 669 00:34:10,385 --> 00:34:11,705 It's better than the burqa you made me wear. 670 00:34:11,825 --> 00:34:13,745 This is what spies wear at night. 671 00:34:13,825 --> 00:34:16,385 I think only morons would step out at night wearing such garbs. 672 00:34:16,465 --> 00:34:17,905 Look. 673 00:34:22,465 --> 00:34:23,185 Hello. 674 00:34:23,505 --> 00:34:24,785 - Hello. - Hello. 675 00:34:25,025 --> 00:34:27,865 Where are you going dressed like that? 676 00:34:27,945 --> 00:34:29,905 Heard that? I told you. 677 00:34:30,025 --> 00:34:30,985 That's what I've been telling him. 678 00:34:31,105 --> 00:34:33,105 Who steps out at night wearing such togs? 679 00:34:34,585 --> 00:34:36,625 Excuse me mister, but where are you going dressed like that? 680 00:34:39,385 --> 00:34:41,105 Whom do you intend to rob? 681 00:34:41,385 --> 00:34:43,185 Just a bunch of bourgeois here. 682 00:34:43,385 --> 00:34:44,865 We are not thieves. 683 00:34:44,945 --> 00:34:46,785 Do we look like thieves to you? Really? 684 00:34:47,025 --> 00:34:48,105 We just stepped out for a night walk. 685 00:34:48,225 --> 00:34:48,905 It's the new culture. 686 00:34:48,985 --> 00:34:50,625 - Yes, culture. New culture. - New culture. 687 00:34:50,745 --> 00:34:51,825 Good. 688 00:34:52,705 --> 00:34:55,265 Don't even think about stealing from this place. 689 00:34:56,825 --> 00:34:58,265 Understood me? 690 00:34:58,505 --> 00:34:59,665 Ya, ya. 691 00:34:59,985 --> 00:35:01,465 - Later. - Later. 692 00:35:02,225 --> 00:35:03,505 Ya, huh! 693 00:35:03,585 --> 00:35:04,825 Who was he, bro? 694 00:35:05,265 --> 00:35:06,385 Didn't he look like a loafer to you? 695 00:35:06,505 --> 00:35:07,705 I couldn't really see his face. 696 00:35:07,785 --> 00:35:08,665 Then why even bother asking? 697 00:35:08,785 --> 00:35:09,545 Let's go. 698 00:35:09,705 --> 00:35:10,585 Bloody... 699 00:35:39,865 --> 00:35:40,705 Found it! 700 00:35:42,665 --> 00:35:44,145 Sukhi, I found my file. 701 00:35:44,225 --> 00:35:44,665 You did? 702 00:35:44,785 --> 00:35:46,185 He's labelled me as "milkman". 703 00:35:46,305 --> 00:35:47,585 - Not as "dairy owner"? - Nope. 704 00:35:48,585 --> 00:35:50,385 He has negatives and all. 705 00:35:50,465 --> 00:35:52,345 Negatives? What else? 706 00:35:52,425 --> 00:35:53,985 He even has our electricity bill. 707 00:35:54,105 --> 00:35:55,425 But why? 708 00:35:55,865 --> 00:35:56,865 Gosh, do we really get such an exorbitant bill? 709 00:35:56,985 --> 00:35:58,905 I don't know. How much is it? 710 00:36:09,465 --> 00:36:10,505 - Sukhi. - Hmm? 711 00:36:11,585 --> 00:36:12,825 My picture. 712 00:36:14,265 --> 00:36:15,945 Kickass, bro. Isn't it? 713 00:36:16,385 --> 00:36:17,865 Under the unwanted section? 714 00:36:18,625 --> 00:36:20,465 That rascal has put a red cross on my picture. 715 00:36:21,625 --> 00:36:22,585 Let me see. 716 00:36:27,665 --> 00:36:28,665 Dada? 717 00:36:40,185 --> 00:36:41,745 Kaka, is that you? 718 00:36:42,985 --> 00:36:43,785 Who is it? 719 00:36:54,705 --> 00:36:55,985 Run, bro! 720 00:36:56,705 --> 00:36:58,185 Sorry, sister, sorry. Sorry. 721 00:37:13,145 --> 00:37:13,785 Thief... 722 00:37:13,865 --> 00:37:16,825 Thief! Thief! Thief! Get them! 723 00:37:16,945 --> 00:37:18,665 Mom! Kaka! 724 00:37:18,985 --> 00:37:20,305 Thief! Thief! 725 00:37:22,945 --> 00:37:24,745 Reeks of butter! 726 00:37:26,185 --> 00:37:27,985 But he didn't steal any money. 727 00:37:28,545 --> 00:37:29,225 Madhu. 728 00:37:29,505 --> 00:37:29,985 Yeah? 729 00:37:30,105 --> 00:37:31,945 That's strange, don't you think? 730 00:37:33,345 --> 00:37:37,945 He didn't come here to steal anything. 731 00:37:38,545 --> 00:37:40,065 Then what did he come here for? 732 00:37:40,305 --> 00:37:44,385 To check whether it was me, 733 00:37:45,265 --> 00:37:48,065 because of whom he couldn't get married. 734 00:37:48,425 --> 00:37:51,265 Madhu, I told you not to get into this business. 735 00:37:51,345 --> 00:37:53,145 Today, they entered your office. 736 00:37:53,225 --> 00:37:55,025 Tomorrow, they could enter my parlour. 737 00:37:55,105 --> 00:37:57,145 It is very dangerous for my girls. 738 00:37:57,385 --> 00:37:58,385 Yes. 739 00:37:59,305 --> 00:38:00,105 Girls, eh? 740 00:38:00,465 --> 00:38:02,945 No one below the age of 50 ever steps inside your parlour. 741 00:38:03,025 --> 00:38:04,665 Yeah, and they leave looking like 20-year-olds. 742 00:38:04,745 --> 00:38:05,625 That's how skilled I am. I am a professional. 743 00:38:05,705 --> 00:38:08,505 Brother, let's go meet Mr. Kamte. 744 00:38:08,585 --> 00:38:10,545 He's a constable at Kala Choki police station. 745 00:38:10,625 --> 00:38:11,425 Let's file a police complaint. 746 00:38:11,505 --> 00:38:14,025 We cannot file a police complaint, Mom! 747 00:38:14,145 --> 00:38:15,425 - We can't. - Why not? 748 00:38:15,505 --> 00:38:17,945 Police will come here and start questioning me instead. 749 00:38:18,025 --> 00:38:19,545 "Why do you have these photographs and negatives?" 750 00:38:19,705 --> 00:38:21,225 "What are you doing? Why are you doing this?" 751 00:38:21,305 --> 00:38:22,225 "Do you have a licence?" 752 00:38:22,345 --> 00:38:23,025 What will I tell them? 753 00:38:23,105 --> 00:38:25,305 Oh good god, you don't have a licence? 754 00:38:25,465 --> 00:38:28,625 It's considered illegal if you don't take permission. 755 00:38:28,705 --> 00:38:29,865 Like you have. 756 00:38:30,265 --> 00:38:30,945 What? 757 00:38:31,185 --> 00:38:32,945 The permission to run a beauty parlour? 758 00:38:33,105 --> 00:38:34,745 Well... 759 00:38:35,305 --> 00:38:38,025 But I don't ruin people's life like you do. 760 00:38:38,385 --> 00:38:39,585 I make them beautiful. 761 00:38:39,665 --> 00:38:41,145 - He wants permission! - Beautiful, hmm? 762 00:38:41,225 --> 00:38:42,705 - You make them beautiful? - Yes, I do. 763 00:38:42,785 --> 00:38:46,065 Dogs bark at the women who leave this parlour. 764 00:38:46,185 --> 00:38:48,145 The dogs that you let loose on them! 765 00:38:48,265 --> 00:38:49,545 - Mom! - The dogs that I let loose on them? 766 00:38:49,625 --> 00:38:50,825 Dada! What is this? 767 00:38:50,985 --> 00:38:52,265 Stop fighting like cats and dogs. 768 00:38:52,345 --> 00:38:53,225 - Tell him. - She started it. 769 00:38:53,305 --> 00:38:54,225 Madhu! 770 00:38:54,345 --> 00:38:56,065 What? What happened? Why are you yelling? 771 00:38:57,905 --> 00:38:59,745 What do we do now? 772 00:39:04,625 --> 00:39:05,745 Kaka, 773 00:39:08,105 --> 00:39:13,265 now we rain on his parade. 774 00:39:15,265 --> 00:39:15,865 Dammit! 775 00:39:16,345 --> 00:39:18,665 You'll certainly rot in hell. 776 00:39:18,785 --> 00:39:22,425 You'll be doomed. It's all ruined. 777 00:39:22,505 --> 00:39:23,465 What happened, dad? 778 00:39:23,545 --> 00:39:24,305 Have a look. 779 00:39:24,465 --> 00:39:26,425 Such a hideous crime. 780 00:39:26,505 --> 00:39:29,305 Someone added water in all our stock of milk and butter. 781 00:39:30,105 --> 00:39:31,465 Who must have done it? 782 00:39:32,345 --> 00:39:33,825 Changamal's Dairy! 783 00:39:34,105 --> 00:39:35,665 He is jealous of us. 784 00:39:36,185 --> 00:39:37,465 I won't spare him. 785 00:39:37,705 --> 00:39:39,105 I'll butcher him. 786 00:39:39,185 --> 00:39:40,505 - Bless me, uncle... - Step aside. 787 00:39:42,865 --> 00:39:43,945 Changamal did this? 788 00:39:44,065 --> 00:39:44,905 Don't be an idiot. 789 00:39:47,345 --> 00:39:48,625 I know who's responsible for it. 790 00:39:49,265 --> 00:39:49,545 Who? 791 00:39:49,625 --> 00:39:51,505 We broke into his office, so he infiltrated our dairy. 792 00:39:51,785 --> 00:39:52,505 The wedding detective? 793 00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:54,545 Priest was right. 794 00:39:54,705 --> 00:39:55,945 He is indeed dangerous. 795 00:39:56,065 --> 00:39:57,505 I wonder how many lives he has ruined so far. 796 00:39:57,705 --> 00:39:58,585 Look at this. 797 00:39:58,705 --> 00:40:00,825 He clicked so many pictures of you. 798 00:40:00,905 --> 00:40:01,865 Here. 799 00:40:03,345 --> 00:40:03,865 Hell... 800 00:40:03,945 --> 00:40:05,025 Is he a ghost or what? 801 00:40:05,145 --> 00:40:07,105 We didn't even realise when he followed us and clicked them. 802 00:40:07,265 --> 00:40:10,145 I also developed a picture of his family by mistake. 803 00:40:12,705 --> 00:40:14,345 So that's Madhu Mangal Rane. 804 00:40:14,425 --> 00:40:15,345 Yes. 805 00:40:15,625 --> 00:40:18,105 He ruined your life as well as your business. 806 00:40:27,825 --> 00:40:30,905 Only those who don't know how to make cheese, cry over spilt milk. 807 00:40:31,385 --> 00:40:33,665 I'll ruin his life as I mend mine. 808 00:40:33,905 --> 00:40:38,185 I'll have him dancing to my tunes in no time. 809 00:40:40,145 --> 00:40:41,505 Awesome! 810 00:40:42,225 --> 00:40:44,785 That's enough, it's just for me and not the whole city. 811 00:40:46,985 --> 00:40:48,185 Cheers, bro. 812 00:40:52,065 --> 00:40:52,785 She is here... let's go! 813 00:40:52,865 --> 00:40:53,785 Leave the tea, Sukhi. 814 00:40:54,345 --> 00:40:56,385 We'll pay you later. 815 00:41:32,865 --> 00:41:34,945 You don't need these products. 816 00:41:35,625 --> 00:41:39,585 Oh, a skin so radiant and smooth, I wish it could be bottled. 817 00:41:42,025 --> 00:41:43,225 This is Suraj. 818 00:41:43,585 --> 00:41:45,705 Will you be the light of my life? 819 00:41:46,025 --> 00:41:46,865 Yes. 820 00:41:49,385 --> 00:41:50,265 Really, you will? 821 00:41:50,345 --> 00:41:51,265 Eh excuse me, mister? 822 00:41:53,265 --> 00:41:55,425 Sir, what do you want? 823 00:41:56,625 --> 00:41:58,905 Your Highness... what can I do for you? 824 00:41:59,185 --> 00:41:59,705 Huh? 825 00:42:00,305 --> 00:42:01,145 What do you want? 826 00:42:01,225 --> 00:42:02,505 That blue box. 827 00:42:03,225 --> 00:42:03,745 That? 828 00:42:03,825 --> 00:42:04,745 Yes, that one. 829 00:42:08,105 --> 00:42:08,705 Huh? 830 00:42:10,545 --> 00:42:11,985 Yes, right. 831 00:42:12,105 --> 00:42:13,225 For my mom. 832 00:42:13,465 --> 00:42:15,305 She loves to be a woman. 833 00:42:16,145 --> 00:42:18,305 I mean she loves using these things. 834 00:42:20,665 --> 00:42:22,225 Which one? Which one? Which one? 835 00:42:23,785 --> 00:42:24,665 Should I take the purple one? 836 00:42:24,865 --> 00:42:27,705 Or the red one? Perhaps the green one? 837 00:42:27,825 --> 00:42:29,345 There are so many of them, it's hard to choose one. 838 00:42:29,825 --> 00:42:32,585 Can you... help me? 839 00:42:33,865 --> 00:42:35,545 I have never used these things, 840 00:42:35,665 --> 00:42:37,505 so I don't know which one to pick. 841 00:42:39,105 --> 00:42:40,985 How does your mother look like? 842 00:42:41,265 --> 00:42:43,585 Don't all mothers look beautiful? 843 00:42:43,745 --> 00:42:44,265 Hmm? 844 00:42:44,625 --> 00:42:45,665 That is true. 845 00:42:45,785 --> 00:42:46,745 What's her complexion like? 846 00:42:46,865 --> 00:42:47,705 Dark, fair? 847 00:42:47,825 --> 00:42:51,105 Her complexion? A shade or two lighter than dark. 848 00:42:51,385 --> 00:42:52,745 So, close to dark. 849 00:42:52,865 --> 00:42:54,665 I've taken after my dad. 850 00:42:57,945 --> 00:43:00,585 Hmm, so these might look good on your mother. 851 00:43:00,705 --> 00:43:01,905 - All three of them? - Hmm. 852 00:43:02,145 --> 00:43:03,305 They are to be used together? 853 00:43:04,345 --> 00:43:05,865 Oh, one by one. 854 00:43:09,105 --> 00:43:10,465 Pack these, please. 855 00:43:11,425 --> 00:43:14,825 This is the first time someone has brought lipsticks for his mother. 856 00:43:15,105 --> 00:43:16,505 Does she need anything else? 857 00:43:16,625 --> 00:43:19,185 Perhaps an eyeliner, a mascara or a nail polish? 858 00:43:19,265 --> 00:43:20,985 I have a variety of products. 859 00:43:21,345 --> 00:43:23,185 She's my mother, not a model. 860 00:43:25,025 --> 00:43:26,345 Can I have my things? 861 00:43:26,465 --> 00:43:27,585 Here you go. 862 00:43:28,185 --> 00:43:29,025 Bye. 863 00:43:30,265 --> 00:43:31,865 That will be 250, sir. 864 00:43:32,265 --> 00:43:34,465 Sir? 250 for these. 865 00:43:34,545 --> 00:43:35,865 I don't want them. 866 00:43:36,865 --> 00:43:38,505 You can have them for 200! 867 00:43:41,665 --> 00:43:42,585 What's wrong? 868 00:43:44,545 --> 00:43:46,305 I guess I ran out of gas. 869 00:43:46,745 --> 00:43:47,985 No, I doubt that. 870 00:43:48,065 --> 00:43:51,465 it goes something like this when it runs out of gas. 871 00:43:52,505 --> 00:43:53,665 I think your clutch came apart. 872 00:43:53,985 --> 00:43:55,025 I mean your moped's. 873 00:43:55,105 --> 00:43:55,865 Oh, I see. 874 00:43:55,985 --> 00:43:58,305 And you know that just by looking at it? 875 00:44:00,185 --> 00:44:02,025 I just need to look into a person's eyes to know, 876 00:44:02,105 --> 00:44:05,145 whether the calculus is inside or outside the gallbladder. 877 00:44:05,705 --> 00:44:06,425 Really? 878 00:44:06,865 --> 00:44:07,745 Really. 879 00:44:07,865 --> 00:44:08,745 Mechanic! 880 00:44:09,105 --> 00:44:12,305 I can fix a motor on a cycle and make it a motorcycle. 881 00:44:12,465 --> 00:44:13,305 What's wrong, madam? 882 00:44:13,385 --> 00:44:15,065 It won't start? Can I have a look? 883 00:44:16,105 --> 00:44:17,025 The clutch's gone. 884 00:44:17,105 --> 00:44:19,465 I told you so. It's the clutch. 885 00:44:19,585 --> 00:44:20,905 Tomorrow, we'll... 886 00:44:21,265 --> 00:44:23,705 I mean, I'll have it repaired by tomorrow. 887 00:44:23,785 --> 00:44:25,665 Just give me your address. 888 00:44:25,745 --> 00:44:27,145 He knows me. 889 00:44:27,505 --> 00:44:30,265 You can let me know where you stay. 890 00:44:30,945 --> 00:44:32,385 But I don't even know who you are. 891 00:44:32,465 --> 00:44:34,545 Me? I am Suraj Singh Dhillon. 892 00:44:35,505 --> 00:44:37,185 And you are? 893 00:44:37,745 --> 00:44:38,945 Tulsi Rane. 894 00:44:39,705 --> 00:44:40,785 Tulsi. 895 00:44:41,265 --> 00:44:43,065 Not Tulsi, Tulsi. 896 00:44:43,145 --> 00:44:44,825 - Tulsi. - Rane. 897 00:44:45,865 --> 00:44:47,145 Rane works for me. 898 00:44:47,265 --> 00:44:49,665 Ms. Rane, let me drop you on my motorbike. 899 00:44:49,785 --> 00:44:52,145 Sounds good. We'll have your moped delivered by tomorrow. 900 00:44:52,505 --> 00:44:54,625 You don't need to hold me, you can hold on to the motorbike. 901 00:44:54,705 --> 00:44:56,065 And I assure you I'll not hit the brakes. 902 00:44:56,225 --> 00:44:56,705 Promise? 903 00:44:56,825 --> 00:44:57,625 I swear on my mom. 904 00:44:57,745 --> 00:44:59,465 I won't even hit the brakes to stop at a signal. 905 00:44:59,665 --> 00:45:02,465 Trust him. He's a nice man. Go with him. 906 00:45:03,305 --> 00:45:04,865 We'll have it delivered tomorrow. 907 00:45:10,065 --> 00:45:11,385 - Shall we? - Yes. 908 00:45:17,945 --> 00:45:19,585 Thank you, for helping me. 909 00:45:19,665 --> 00:45:20,585 You are most welcome. 910 00:45:20,705 --> 00:45:22,745 I'll call tomorrow and return your moped. 911 00:45:22,865 --> 00:45:24,425 - Thank you. - No problem. 912 00:45:25,345 --> 00:45:26,265 Excuse me? 913 00:45:26,385 --> 00:45:28,185 Can I have your phone number? 914 00:45:28,265 --> 00:45:29,865 Just so it gets easier to make that call? 915 00:45:29,985 --> 00:45:32,545 You see, we are yet to develop telepathy between us. 916 00:45:34,785 --> 00:45:37,145 Mom, here are the things that you'd asked for. 917 00:45:42,065 --> 00:45:42,865 What? 918 00:45:42,945 --> 00:45:45,705 "Oh, it'll be a magnificent sight." 919 00:45:45,985 --> 00:45:48,865 "This brother will gleam with pride," 920 00:45:48,945 --> 00:45:51,545 "My sister's soon going to be a bride!" 921 00:45:51,625 --> 00:45:54,665 - "My sister's soon going to be a bride!" - Will anyone tell me what is going on? 922 00:45:54,905 --> 00:45:56,825 We have two marriage proposals for you. 923 00:45:57,265 --> 00:45:58,465 Remember the pictures he had shown, 924 00:45:58,545 --> 00:46:00,545 of the railway ticket checker and the municipality officer? 925 00:46:00,665 --> 00:46:03,465 Both of them went crazy after they looked at your picture. 926 00:46:03,545 --> 00:46:04,705 - Indeed crazy. - What does that mean? 927 00:46:04,785 --> 00:46:06,705 Well, I had gone to meet both of them. 928 00:46:06,785 --> 00:46:09,145 The ticket checker called me, 929 00:46:09,225 --> 00:46:11,065 and said that his family would like to come meet you this Tuesday. 930 00:46:11,185 --> 00:46:13,625 You're getting a proposal from government servant! 931 00:46:13,705 --> 00:46:15,465 I'd suggest that you accept it. 932 00:46:15,625 --> 00:46:19,785 Very few girls get such an opportunity, my child. 933 00:46:19,865 --> 00:46:21,465 Very few. 934 00:46:21,785 --> 00:46:23,145 He'll get a pension. 935 00:46:23,265 --> 00:46:26,625 Plus, lifelong free travel in railways. 936 00:46:26,705 --> 00:46:27,905 - Oh. - Perfect. 937 00:46:28,025 --> 00:46:30,185 Moreover, he has a fair complexion. 938 00:46:30,265 --> 00:46:31,825 He's fair and handsome. 939 00:46:31,905 --> 00:46:33,025 Mom? 940 00:46:33,145 --> 00:46:35,705 Though illiterate, she has a fair complexion, Mr. Dhillon. 941 00:46:35,905 --> 00:46:37,425 Good that she isn't educated, 942 00:46:37,545 --> 00:46:39,185 she won't make a fuss about doing the chores. 943 00:46:39,345 --> 00:46:42,985 Son, only fortunate ones get to marry illiterate girls these days. 944 00:46:43,225 --> 00:46:44,425 Then why don't you pull Guddi out of school? 945 00:46:44,505 --> 00:46:45,745 - Hey! - Why are you educating her? 946 00:46:45,865 --> 00:46:47,625 We too will have an illiterate girl at home then. 947 00:46:47,825 --> 00:46:50,945 Not so soon, I just brought a new school bag and sandals. 948 00:46:51,065 --> 00:46:52,185 That'll have to wait. 949 00:46:52,585 --> 00:46:55,225 I was talking about the daughters-in-law, not daughters. 950 00:46:55,345 --> 00:46:56,385 Here's your tea. 951 00:46:56,745 --> 00:46:58,145 So do we set a date, Mr. Dhillon? 952 00:46:58,265 --> 00:47:01,585 "All we get is dates after dates!" 953 00:47:01,865 --> 00:47:02,945 "What we are not getting is justice, uncle!" 954 00:47:03,025 --> 00:47:04,745 And what justice do you seek, huh? 955 00:47:05,025 --> 00:47:06,985 He's not getting the kind of girl he wants. 956 00:47:07,145 --> 00:47:07,945 Shut up. 957 00:47:09,465 --> 00:47:11,665 You and that "bro" of yours. 958 00:47:12,145 --> 00:47:14,985 The way you two have disgraced us! 959 00:47:15,185 --> 00:47:16,665 - I don't want your another word about this. - You put this on. 960 00:47:16,745 --> 00:47:17,825 Got it? 961 00:47:17,945 --> 00:47:21,145 I am going to Amritsar to meet the girl's family. 962 00:47:21,665 --> 00:47:23,505 Everyone better get this straight, 963 00:47:24,105 --> 00:47:26,825 I get the last word in this family. 964 00:47:26,945 --> 00:47:28,105 Er, I mean, we do. 965 00:47:33,305 --> 00:47:34,985 How can I marry an illiterate girl? 966 00:47:35,465 --> 00:47:38,225 Damn it, I know the difference between macro and micro economics. 967 00:47:38,625 --> 00:47:40,225 I am the first child in this family to become a graduate. 968 00:47:40,305 --> 00:47:41,585 That too with such good grades. 969 00:47:41,945 --> 00:47:45,105 You could have topped if you'd bribed them some more. 970 00:47:45,425 --> 00:47:47,065 You are the one who made me a bad boy. 971 00:47:50,345 --> 00:47:52,505 I'll end up wasting my youth with the cattle. 972 00:47:53,225 --> 00:47:55,385 Am I even fated to have a nice girl in my life? 973 00:47:56,545 --> 00:47:58,225 I think you should make your own fate. 974 00:47:58,825 --> 00:47:59,945 Don't give up. 975 00:48:00,385 --> 00:48:02,185 Be the master of your universe. 976 00:48:02,545 --> 00:48:03,305 Be a man. 977 00:48:03,545 --> 00:48:04,505 Be a storm. 978 00:48:04,625 --> 00:48:06,385 Ride the Tiger, Swing the sword. 979 00:48:06,505 --> 00:48:08,345 You are what you wanna be. 980 00:48:08,465 --> 00:48:10,665 Break the shackles and bring down the walls! 981 00:48:10,785 --> 00:48:14,465 You have the Power! He-Man! 982 00:48:15,945 --> 00:48:16,785 Settle down Orko! 983 00:48:17,145 --> 00:48:18,665 We already have one He-Man sitting outside. 984 00:48:18,985 --> 00:48:22,385 Stop hanging around Bollywood heroes houses on sundays. It makes you delusional. 985 00:48:23,065 --> 00:48:24,465 Tell me, what should we do next? 986 00:48:25,385 --> 00:48:27,105 Well, the moped's been repaired. 987 00:48:30,505 --> 00:48:31,345 Hello? 988 00:48:31,545 --> 00:48:33,345 Hello, Tulsi? 989 00:48:34,705 --> 00:48:35,665 It's Suraj. 990 00:48:35,785 --> 00:48:37,505 Oh, the rich milkman. 991 00:48:37,585 --> 00:48:39,465 Yes, the very rich milkman. 992 00:48:39,585 --> 00:48:42,465 I called to say that your moped's been repaired. 993 00:48:42,585 --> 00:48:45,825 Fine, ask the mechanic to deliver it and collect the payment. 994 00:48:45,945 --> 00:48:48,745 No, that mechanic has already handed it over to me. 995 00:48:48,825 --> 00:48:50,705 Now I'll have to come and deliver it. 996 00:48:51,345 --> 00:48:53,305 Do you get a commission from him? 997 00:48:53,425 --> 00:48:55,345 Na, what commission can I possible make from this? 998 00:48:55,465 --> 00:48:59,185 Just means to an end, you get your moped, I get you. 999 00:48:59,305 --> 00:48:59,905 Huh? 1000 00:48:59,985 --> 00:49:03,345 Nothing. I mean, I needed to talk to you. 1001 00:49:03,905 --> 00:49:05,705 What about? Tell me. 1002 00:49:05,945 --> 00:49:08,705 If I say that now, what'd I say to you tomorrow when we meet? 1003 00:49:09,545 --> 00:49:10,665 Can we meet tomorrow at noon? 1004 00:49:11,145 --> 00:49:14,065 I'll return your moped, then we can catch a movie. 1005 00:49:14,585 --> 00:49:16,545 I don't like to watch movies. 1006 00:49:16,665 --> 00:49:18,185 Really? I don't either. 1007 00:49:18,265 --> 00:49:19,985 So, what do you like to watch? We'll watch that. 1008 00:49:20,065 --> 00:49:22,865 Name the place and time. 1009 00:49:22,945 --> 00:49:24,905 We'll see whatever you wish to see. 1010 00:49:26,665 --> 00:49:28,905 'Draupadi Ne Keli Kaashi' (Draupadi visited Kashi). 1011 00:49:29,705 --> 00:49:31,265 So you like Marathi plays? 1012 00:49:31,385 --> 00:49:33,265 Yes. They are the best. 1013 00:49:33,385 --> 00:49:34,225 I watch all of them. 1014 00:49:34,345 --> 00:49:34,945 Okay. 1015 00:49:35,025 --> 00:49:37,385 You know, everyone in my family loves drama. 1016 00:49:37,945 --> 00:49:39,025 I can see that. 1017 00:49:39,145 --> 00:49:39,785 What do you mean? 1018 00:49:39,905 --> 00:49:41,905 I mean you have such an art loving family. 1019 00:49:42,025 --> 00:49:42,745 True. 1020 00:49:42,865 --> 00:49:43,265 Right. 1021 00:49:43,385 --> 00:49:45,225 You don't watch Marathi plays? 1022 00:49:45,345 --> 00:49:46,985 No, I watch the milking process. 1023 00:49:47,305 --> 00:49:49,145 That's quite entertaining as well. 1024 00:49:49,385 --> 00:49:50,265 - Oh. - Yes. 1025 00:49:51,185 --> 00:49:53,225 I hope you know Marathi. 1026 00:49:53,305 --> 00:49:54,905 I know a little. 1027 00:49:55,225 --> 00:49:57,105 I know all the Marathi expletives though. 1028 00:49:59,025 --> 00:50:00,025 When did you shift to Mumbai? 1029 00:50:00,145 --> 00:50:01,945 I was born here, in Ghatkopar. 1030 00:50:02,065 --> 00:50:03,585 Then you should know Marathi. 1031 00:50:03,665 --> 00:50:06,425 You've been in Mumbai since birth and you don't know Marathi? 1032 00:50:08,385 --> 00:50:09,825 I know Marathi. 1033 00:50:10,025 --> 00:50:11,825 Educate a woman, educate a generation. 1034 00:50:11,905 --> 00:50:13,065 Speed breaker ahead. 1035 00:50:13,185 --> 00:50:14,145 Come, come money... 1036 00:50:14,225 --> 00:50:15,785 Hail Shivaji, Hail Maharashtra. 1037 00:50:16,105 --> 00:50:16,945 Very good. 1038 00:50:17,225 --> 00:50:19,025 All our communication will be in Marathi henceforth. 1039 00:50:19,185 --> 00:50:20,345 - Sure. - Let's have tea. 1040 00:50:21,905 --> 00:50:23,865 It's okay! 1041 00:50:24,025 --> 00:50:25,265 I meant Let's have tea. 1042 00:50:25,345 --> 00:50:26,905 - It's okay! - Right, whatever. 1043 00:50:27,225 --> 00:50:30,825 Duryodhan has captured our land by our counterfeit signatures. 1044 00:50:31,105 --> 00:50:33,985 Take your land back by calling a war. 1045 00:50:34,065 --> 00:50:35,065 - War? - Brother. 1046 00:50:35,265 --> 00:50:35,985 No... no... 1047 00:50:36,105 --> 00:50:37,225 Not that war. 1048 00:50:37,465 --> 00:50:39,305 Then what? 1049 00:50:39,425 --> 00:50:40,905 War over here. 1050 00:50:41,305 --> 00:50:42,345 Chess! 1051 00:50:42,465 --> 00:50:43,345 Chess! 1052 00:50:43,825 --> 00:50:44,705 Hey. 1053 00:50:46,345 --> 00:50:49,225 King, the game begins. 1054 00:50:49,385 --> 00:50:50,865 Very nice, very nice. 1055 00:50:50,985 --> 00:50:52,025 Very good. 1056 00:50:52,265 --> 00:50:53,465 Uncle Shakuni... 1057 00:50:54,305 --> 00:50:55,785 ...grabbed them in his hands. 1058 00:50:55,905 --> 00:50:57,305 I mean the dice. 1059 00:50:57,985 --> 00:50:59,865 And now... uncle is squeezing them. 1060 00:51:03,905 --> 00:51:06,505 You were looking for me in the palace. 1061 00:51:08,105 --> 00:51:12,265 But I was exercising in the garden. 1062 00:51:17,185 --> 00:51:19,105 Too good, man. Amazing. 1063 00:51:21,705 --> 00:51:22,745 Very nice. 1064 00:51:22,825 --> 00:51:26,585 Draupadi, we are hundred. 1065 00:51:26,705 --> 00:51:29,025 Leave me, Duryodhana. 1066 00:51:29,105 --> 00:51:29,865 I said leave me. 1067 00:51:30,065 --> 00:51:33,145 A woman is getting humiliated in your royal court, king. 1068 00:51:34,385 --> 00:51:36,825 Is woman a thing for you? 1069 00:51:37,345 --> 00:51:39,585 To bet in the game of gambling? 1070 00:51:41,065 --> 00:51:42,985 Well said, Draupadi. Go for it! 1071 00:51:44,345 --> 00:51:45,545 Speed breaker ahead. 1072 00:51:45,625 --> 00:51:46,945 I know Marathi. 1073 00:51:47,465 --> 00:51:49,385 I'm enjoying it. That dude's crazy. 1074 00:51:54,625 --> 00:51:55,905 It wasn't me this time. 1075 00:51:58,065 --> 00:51:59,705 I thoroughly enjoyed this. 1076 00:51:59,985 --> 00:52:02,945 I've laughed so much that even my insides hurt. 1077 00:52:03,345 --> 00:52:04,385 How did you like it? 1078 00:52:04,465 --> 00:52:05,825 It's my favourite play. 1079 00:52:05,945 --> 00:52:07,105 I've already watched it eight times. 1080 00:52:07,185 --> 00:52:09,145 Oh, so you too didn't get it in the first time! 1081 00:52:10,985 --> 00:52:11,705 Right? 1082 00:52:13,865 --> 00:52:16,105 So, I'll drop you before I head home? 1083 00:52:16,305 --> 00:52:17,865 No, I'm not heading home. 1084 00:52:17,985 --> 00:52:19,985 I teach in a coaching class at night. 1085 00:52:20,225 --> 00:52:20,905 Coaching? 1086 00:52:21,465 --> 00:52:22,705 Then I'll take you there. 1087 00:52:22,785 --> 00:52:23,505 Let's go. 1088 00:52:26,585 --> 00:52:27,345 What happened? 1089 00:52:29,625 --> 00:52:31,345 My family's getting me married. 1090 00:52:35,465 --> 00:52:36,305 To? 1091 00:52:36,865 --> 00:52:39,705 I don't know, some government servant. 1092 00:52:40,865 --> 00:52:44,265 So I repaired the moped for someone else to drive? 1093 00:52:44,345 --> 00:52:44,985 What? 1094 00:52:45,065 --> 00:52:47,425 No I mean, are you happy with the match? 1095 00:52:48,705 --> 00:52:49,625 I don't know. 1096 00:52:49,905 --> 00:52:52,625 That's strange. You are either happy or you are not. 1097 00:52:52,785 --> 00:52:56,065 It's not something a doctor can diagnose. 1098 00:53:00,025 --> 00:53:01,825 May I say something? 1099 00:53:02,825 --> 00:53:08,505 Getting a girl like you is like hitting a jackpot. 1100 00:53:10,105 --> 00:53:12,345 You are so beautiful, well cultured. 1101 00:53:13,065 --> 00:53:15,625 An ideal Indian woman. 1102 00:53:19,545 --> 00:53:20,705 Come with me. 1103 00:53:20,825 --> 00:53:22,945 Yeah, let's go and talk to that government servant right away. 1104 00:53:23,025 --> 00:53:25,905 No, I want you to come with me so that you know everything about me. 1105 00:53:26,065 --> 00:53:27,705 Then you can decide how ideal I am. 1106 00:53:27,905 --> 00:53:29,745 Good. Sister-in-law. Madam. 1107 00:53:29,825 --> 00:53:31,985 - Yes, let's go. - Hop on. 1108 00:53:32,265 --> 00:53:34,065 The mechanic is going to tag along? 1109 00:53:34,185 --> 00:53:35,345 He's now my best friend. 1110 00:53:35,425 --> 00:53:36,825 Yes, best friends like Aladdin and genie. 1111 00:53:36,905 --> 00:53:37,985 Stop hugging me. 1112 00:53:38,065 --> 00:53:40,145 I know everything, Aladdin and genie! 1113 00:53:41,785 --> 00:53:43,145 - Let's go. - Let's go! 1114 00:53:50,905 --> 00:53:52,545 She entered a karate class, bro. 1115 00:53:52,865 --> 00:53:53,785 Did she call us here to beat us up? 1116 00:53:53,865 --> 00:53:55,825 It's Kokate Classes, not karate classes. 1117 00:53:55,905 --> 00:53:57,505 You know what Kokate Classes is? 1118 00:53:57,825 --> 00:53:58,465 What is it? 1119 00:53:58,825 --> 00:54:00,385 Let's go and find out. 1120 00:54:00,625 --> 00:54:04,225 The concept of interference is made clear by ripple tank experiment. 1121 00:54:04,305 --> 00:54:05,065 Do you understand? 1122 00:54:05,185 --> 00:54:06,905 - Yes, sir. - Very nice. 1123 00:54:08,025 --> 00:54:08,865 Hello, sir. 1124 00:54:09,145 --> 00:54:10,225 And she is back. 1125 00:54:10,545 --> 00:54:11,305 Who is she? 1126 00:54:11,505 --> 00:54:12,945 Why does she do this? 1127 00:54:13,705 --> 00:54:14,625 Quiet. 1128 00:54:15,385 --> 00:54:16,305 - Hi, sir. - Hi. 1129 00:54:16,385 --> 00:54:16,905 Bye, sir. 1130 00:54:17,785 --> 00:54:18,785 - Bless me, sir. - Hey! 1131 00:54:18,945 --> 00:54:21,185 Who are they? What is going on? 1132 00:54:21,265 --> 00:54:23,665 Always just walk through my classes. 1133 00:54:23,745 --> 00:54:25,025 This stops now! 1134 00:54:25,585 --> 00:54:26,505 Where did she go? 1135 00:54:26,905 --> 00:54:28,345 - Is she a ghost? - Suraj! 1136 00:54:28,745 --> 00:54:29,705 There she is. 1137 00:54:33,065 --> 00:54:34,825 Hey, she vanished, again. 1138 00:54:34,905 --> 00:54:36,665 Is she playing hide and seek, bro? 1139 00:54:37,745 --> 00:54:39,145 - Where has she brought us? - Bro, that door. 1140 00:54:39,665 --> 00:54:40,545 Look at it. 1141 00:54:41,105 --> 00:54:41,705 The door? 1142 00:54:41,785 --> 00:54:42,665 Be careful, man. 1143 00:54:43,065 --> 00:54:43,905 Tulsi? 1144 00:54:44,425 --> 00:54:46,465 Is she a chef? 1145 00:54:46,625 --> 00:54:47,585 Tulsi? 1146 00:54:47,785 --> 00:54:49,545 - She's playing hide and seek. - Excuse me, have you seen Tulsi? 1147 00:54:50,145 --> 00:54:51,065 What are you making? 1148 00:54:51,985 --> 00:54:53,505 I guess she's making a fool out of us. 1149 00:54:53,625 --> 00:54:54,905 - Tulsi? - Tulsi? 1150 00:54:56,825 --> 00:54:57,625 Tulsi? 1151 00:55:13,425 --> 00:55:17,745 So for the next song, I am presenting, my assistant, 1152 00:55:17,905 --> 00:55:23,145 the budding first female DJ of Bombay, DJ Tina! 1153 00:55:55,425 --> 00:55:57,585 Hello people! 1154 00:55:57,745 --> 00:55:59,705 Welcome to Water! 1155 00:55:59,785 --> 00:56:01,865 What just happened? Is she the same girl? 1156 00:56:02,105 --> 00:56:03,505 Does her brother know about this? 1157 00:56:03,865 --> 00:56:04,625 I doubt it. 1158 00:56:05,025 --> 00:56:07,385 She smuggled us in like illegal drugs. 1159 00:56:07,825 --> 00:56:09,585 Take that Madhu Mangal Rane! 1160 00:56:09,825 --> 00:56:13,065 You get other people's secrets out while your sister hides the biggest one from you. 1161 00:56:14,585 --> 00:56:15,865 This is awesome, bro. 1162 00:56:15,945 --> 00:56:17,545 You're holding Undertaker's trump card, 1163 00:56:17,625 --> 00:56:18,865 the one with 7 feet height. 1164 00:56:18,945 --> 00:56:19,705 What do you mean? 1165 00:56:19,785 --> 00:56:23,545 Madhu Mangal Rane will certainly lose face if we let this cat out of the bag. 1166 00:56:23,625 --> 00:56:24,985 Tulsi's marriage will also get called off. 1167 00:56:25,265 --> 00:56:27,225 Then she'll be all yours. 1168 00:56:27,385 --> 00:56:30,505 You can marry her and seek your revenge as well. 1169 00:56:30,585 --> 00:56:31,745 Stop hugging me. 1170 00:56:32,545 --> 00:56:35,105 So I get to drink the milk and make cheese too? 1171 00:56:35,185 --> 00:56:36,025 Right. 1172 00:56:36,225 --> 00:56:38,905 But Sukhi, if Tulsi finds out, 1173 00:56:38,985 --> 00:56:40,865 it will break her heart along with her other vital parts. 1174 00:56:40,945 --> 00:56:42,065 Don't you think you are exaggerating? 1175 00:56:42,185 --> 00:56:43,865 It will break her heart for sure. 1176 00:56:44,705 --> 00:56:46,665 Don't underestimate me, bro. 1177 00:56:46,865 --> 00:56:47,985 I have an idea. 1178 00:56:48,065 --> 00:56:48,745 Hmm? 1179 00:56:52,545 --> 00:56:53,305 Yes. 1180 00:56:53,465 --> 00:56:54,185 You... 1181 00:56:54,265 --> 00:56:58,305 Thanks to our rocking DJ Chetan for giving me this opportunity. 1182 00:57:01,025 --> 00:57:03,985 I don't know whether I'll get to be the first female DJ or not, 1183 00:57:04,345 --> 00:57:06,745 because the chances are, I'll be married before that ever happens. 1184 00:57:06,825 --> 00:57:07,945 Oh. 1185 00:57:08,065 --> 00:57:11,265 Then you'll find me doing dishes instead of spinning discs. 1186 00:57:11,505 --> 00:57:13,025 I'll still have a mixer under my control, 1187 00:57:13,105 --> 00:57:15,665 but it will be used to mix veggies and not the songs. 1188 00:57:17,185 --> 00:57:19,225 I'll have to do all those household chores. 1189 00:57:19,305 --> 00:57:23,545 And if I don't do them, they'll call me a drama queen. 1190 00:57:25,745 --> 00:57:27,945 Well, I am what I am! 1191 01:00:35,185 --> 01:00:35,945 Done. 1192 01:00:36,265 --> 01:00:38,265 No, keep a chair there. 1193 01:00:38,385 --> 01:00:39,105 Which chair... 1194 01:00:40,705 --> 01:00:43,985 Oh... my angel! 1195 01:00:44,665 --> 01:00:45,745 You look so beautiful. 1196 01:00:45,865 --> 01:00:47,225 You look amazing. 1197 01:00:47,505 --> 01:00:47,985 Wait. 1198 01:00:50,065 --> 01:00:50,705 There. 1199 01:00:51,145 --> 01:00:51,625 Mom... 1200 01:00:52,585 --> 01:00:54,625 she has certainly not taken after you. 1201 01:00:55,225 --> 01:00:55,745 You dirty dog. 1202 01:00:55,825 --> 01:00:57,865 When are they expected, huh? 1203 01:00:58,385 --> 01:00:59,865 And his highness finally blesses us with his presence. 1204 01:00:59,985 --> 01:01:00,825 Why so late, Kaka? 1205 01:01:01,145 --> 01:01:04,505 Bedekar was making fresh onion fritters so I decided to wait. 1206 01:01:05,265 --> 01:01:05,705 Here you go. 1207 01:01:06,145 --> 01:01:07,465 Thums up. 1208 01:01:07,545 --> 01:01:08,545 Served chill. 1209 01:01:10,065 --> 01:01:10,785 Hello? 1210 01:01:11,345 --> 01:01:12,785 Hello, Mr. Rane? 1211 01:01:13,065 --> 01:01:14,065 M. M. Rane. 1212 01:01:14,345 --> 01:01:15,265 This is Prakash speaking. 1213 01:01:16,025 --> 01:01:17,585 What's wrong? You guys are running late? 1214 01:01:17,745 --> 01:01:19,625 No, we will not be coming anymore. 1215 01:01:20,905 --> 01:01:22,065 No? Why? 1216 01:01:22,305 --> 01:01:25,265 Mr. Rane, you said your sister teaches at Kokate Coaching Classes. 1217 01:01:25,345 --> 01:01:27,265 She's an ideal Indian woman. 1218 01:01:27,385 --> 01:01:28,985 That she is. 1219 01:01:30,025 --> 01:01:31,665 Which newspaper do you read? 1220 01:01:31,945 --> 01:01:32,585 Samna. 1221 01:01:32,865 --> 01:01:33,865 You should check out Jaibharat. 1222 01:01:33,945 --> 01:01:36,945 Fix things at your home before finding fault in others. 1223 01:01:37,025 --> 01:01:37,785 Understood me? 1224 01:01:45,065 --> 01:01:45,745 Mrs. Mishra? 1225 01:01:45,825 --> 01:01:46,225 Yes, brother? 1226 01:01:46,305 --> 01:01:47,105 Do you have a copy of Jaibharat? 1227 01:01:47,225 --> 01:01:48,705 Yes, it must be inside. Help yourself. 1228 01:01:49,985 --> 01:01:50,905 What the hell is this? 1229 01:01:54,985 --> 01:01:55,865 What is it? 1230 01:01:56,825 --> 01:02:01,185 Will Girgaon's Tulsi Rane be India's first female DJ? 1231 01:02:01,265 --> 01:02:02,265 DJ? 1232 01:02:02,345 --> 01:02:03,785 What are you wearing? 1233 01:02:04,665 --> 01:02:06,065 Since when have you been into this? 1234 01:02:06,465 --> 01:02:08,425 Mom, do you plan to read the whole thing? 1235 01:02:08,505 --> 01:02:10,345 No, it also has a picture we'd clicked in Kashmir. 1236 01:02:10,425 --> 01:02:11,385 You should be questioning her! 1237 01:02:12,425 --> 01:02:14,705 Ask her if she's done something inappropriate. 1238 01:02:15,545 --> 01:02:17,305 What is this, girl? 1239 01:02:17,545 --> 01:02:19,385 Why didn't you tell us? 1240 01:02:19,585 --> 01:02:23,985 What did you tell me about her late nights? 1241 01:02:24,065 --> 01:02:25,545 She takes extra classes. 1242 01:02:25,625 --> 01:02:26,745 Extra classes, my foot! 1243 01:02:26,825 --> 01:02:29,065 I shouldn't have trusted you. 1244 01:02:29,345 --> 01:02:33,425 Madhu Mangal Rane who spies on the world, 1245 01:02:33,665 --> 01:02:37,785 failed to catch his own sister's lie. 1246 01:02:38,705 --> 01:02:41,025 I am so stupid! 1247 01:02:41,105 --> 01:02:42,185 What's going on? 1248 01:02:42,265 --> 01:02:43,345 Nothing, go home. 1249 01:02:43,425 --> 01:02:44,185 Go. 1250 01:02:45,225 --> 01:02:48,825 Mom, didn't you say, "you can do as you please?" 1251 01:02:48,905 --> 01:02:50,385 Remember the time when people told you, 1252 01:02:50,465 --> 01:02:52,785 "It's not right to run a Beauty Parlour." 1253 01:02:52,865 --> 01:02:53,625 So? 1254 01:02:53,865 --> 01:02:55,185 You still went ahead with it anyway. 1255 01:02:55,505 --> 01:02:55,985 I have also decided... 1256 01:02:56,665 --> 01:02:58,025 I want to be a DJ. 1257 01:02:58,105 --> 01:02:59,865 But what does a DJ do? 1258 01:02:59,945 --> 01:03:03,505 DJ and a Beauty Parlour are two different things. 1259 01:03:03,585 --> 01:03:04,305 How? 1260 01:03:04,385 --> 01:03:09,905 She wears skimpy clothes and dances before a crowd at night! 1261 01:03:09,985 --> 01:03:11,145 Stay put, Kaka! 1262 01:03:11,865 --> 01:03:16,785 Dada, I know this isn't about late nights and skimpy clothes. 1263 01:03:16,945 --> 01:03:19,265 Your ego got hurt, 1264 01:03:19,505 --> 01:03:21,385 because you didn't even get the wind of it. 1265 01:03:21,465 --> 01:03:23,385 The detective inside you has failed. 1266 01:03:23,465 --> 01:03:25,065 - I haven't failed. - You have! 1267 01:03:25,145 --> 01:03:26,465 I am hurt... 1268 01:03:26,825 --> 01:03:28,145 I am angry... 1269 01:03:28,225 --> 01:03:31,425 ...And you are a failure! 1270 01:03:32,465 --> 01:03:33,705 Accept it Madhu. 1271 01:03:34,385 --> 01:03:36,705 People will laugh at you. 1272 01:03:36,785 --> 01:03:38,785 They will despise you, my boy. 1273 01:04:38,825 --> 01:04:41,825 The rascal's gonna kill me. 1274 01:04:41,905 --> 01:04:43,505 Hey! 1275 01:04:44,225 --> 01:04:45,865 What are you doing? 1276 01:04:45,945 --> 01:04:48,305 Are you crazy trying to scare a priest? 1277 01:04:48,505 --> 01:04:49,305 You'll go to hell. 1278 01:04:49,385 --> 01:04:50,625 I'll go to hell, huh? 1279 01:04:50,705 --> 01:04:55,985 You keep scaring the world with all the possible planets! 1280 01:04:56,065 --> 01:04:57,025 How can you even call yourself a priest! 1281 01:04:57,105 --> 01:04:57,945 Hold on for a second. 1282 01:04:58,025 --> 01:04:59,625 Keep that down before anyone sees it. 1283 01:05:00,665 --> 01:05:05,665 So tell me, who asked you to print that article about my sister? 1284 01:05:05,745 --> 01:05:07,985 No one. I did it on my own. 1285 01:05:08,065 --> 01:05:09,465 You did it on my own, huh? 1286 01:05:10,665 --> 01:05:14,345 You won't even utter God's name if there is no monetary gain, 1287 01:05:14,425 --> 01:05:17,065 and you would print an article free of cost? 1288 01:05:17,585 --> 01:05:18,145 I swear. 1289 01:05:18,225 --> 01:05:19,145 Tell me! 1290 01:05:20,425 --> 01:05:21,345 Tell me! 1291 01:05:22,625 --> 01:05:23,585 Suraj Dhillon. 1292 01:05:23,985 --> 01:05:24,745 What? 1293 01:05:27,465 --> 01:05:28,305 Suraj Dhillon. 1294 01:05:28,585 --> 01:05:30,505 He gave me her picture and told me about it. 1295 01:05:30,985 --> 01:05:32,025 That milkman? 1296 01:05:32,945 --> 01:05:33,785 Yes. 1297 01:05:33,865 --> 01:05:35,465 The one who runs a stable of buffaloes? 1298 01:05:35,545 --> 01:05:36,665 Yes. 1299 01:05:39,585 --> 01:05:41,545 He was following my sister? 1300 01:05:43,785 --> 01:05:44,945 Come on, call him up. 1301 01:05:45,785 --> 01:05:47,385 Hang on! 1302 01:05:49,545 --> 01:05:50,185 Hello? 1303 01:05:50,265 --> 01:05:51,585 Jai Matarani Doodh Bhandar. 1304 01:05:51,665 --> 01:05:53,985 Hello, Mr. Suraj Dhillon. 1305 01:05:54,065 --> 01:05:55,665 Hi, who is this? 1306 01:05:57,705 --> 01:06:01,145 You don't even recognise my voice, milkman? 1307 01:06:01,345 --> 01:06:03,225 You think you are Bill Clinton that I'd recognise your voice! 1308 01:06:03,465 --> 01:06:04,345 Who the hell are you? 1309 01:06:04,545 --> 01:06:07,305 I am Madhu Mangal Rane. 1310 01:06:07,705 --> 01:06:10,865 Oh... the great spy! 1311 01:06:11,585 --> 01:06:12,985 How are you, sir? How is it going? 1312 01:06:13,065 --> 01:06:13,985 You sound upset. 1313 01:06:14,265 --> 01:06:15,305 I hope everything is fine. 1314 01:06:15,385 --> 01:06:18,705 You spied on a spy, kiddo. 1315 01:06:18,985 --> 01:06:21,145 You broke into my office. 1316 01:06:21,385 --> 01:06:23,185 Then you targeted my family. 1317 01:06:23,265 --> 01:06:25,305 Because of you my sister's marriage was called off. 1318 01:06:25,385 --> 01:06:28,265 That's your job, to break marriages. 1319 01:06:28,345 --> 01:06:30,865 I just sell milk, I am sure you are aware. 1320 01:06:30,945 --> 01:06:33,465 So you didn't conspire with Doobey and pulled that stunt in the newspaper? 1321 01:06:36,265 --> 01:06:38,905 You thought I wouldn't find out? 1322 01:06:40,025 --> 01:06:43,225 I am a detective... not a milkman. 1323 01:06:43,465 --> 01:06:45,425 Then I'm afraid you are not a good one. 1324 01:06:45,505 --> 01:06:47,305 You don't even know what your sister has been up to. 1325 01:06:47,385 --> 01:06:50,465 Even the nosey neighbourhood aunties are better informed than you are. 1326 01:06:50,545 --> 01:06:54,505 The game is on, Mr. Suraj Dhillon! 1327 01:06:55,265 --> 01:06:58,305 I've already punished my sister for her mistake. 1328 01:06:58,705 --> 01:07:00,865 I've put a stop to her gig. 1329 01:07:01,185 --> 01:07:02,185 What do you mean? 1330 01:07:03,185 --> 01:07:05,265 You stopped her disco gig? 1331 01:07:05,425 --> 01:07:06,225 Right. 1332 01:07:07,105 --> 01:07:08,745 And it's your turn now. 1333 01:07:09,585 --> 01:07:11,665 Listen, can you swim? 1334 01:07:11,905 --> 01:07:13,185 Yes, I can. Why do you ask? 1335 01:07:13,745 --> 01:07:18,385 I plan to immerse you along with Lord Ganesha this time. 1336 01:07:25,305 --> 01:07:27,025 What is it, bro? All good? 1337 01:07:27,465 --> 01:07:28,385 You look worried. 1338 01:07:29,665 --> 01:07:33,545 That detective knows we are responsible for the article. 1339 01:07:36,865 --> 01:07:38,345 What if he tells Tulsi? 1340 01:07:40,185 --> 01:07:42,225 It's okay. We did manage to get our revenge, didn't we? 1341 01:07:43,185 --> 01:07:44,985 But I really like her. 1342 01:07:48,065 --> 01:07:49,505 She'll be heartbroken. 1343 01:07:53,745 --> 01:07:55,185 I shouldn't have listened to you. 1344 01:07:58,465 --> 01:07:59,385 Bro? 1345 01:08:36,865 --> 01:08:39,425 Hail Lord Ganesha! 1346 01:08:39,505 --> 01:08:42,305 Hail Lord Ganesha! 1347 01:08:42,385 --> 01:08:43,385 Listen up, everyone. 1348 01:08:43,465 --> 01:08:45,025 Take a seat. Settle down. 1349 01:08:57,105 --> 01:08:57,985 Tulsi? 1350 01:08:59,145 --> 01:09:00,185 Hello. 1351 01:09:00,265 --> 01:09:01,265 Suraj? 1352 01:09:04,505 --> 01:09:07,665 This is for you, a small gift. 1353 01:09:08,145 --> 01:09:09,145 Thank you. 1354 01:09:09,745 --> 01:09:10,865 You are welcome. 1355 01:09:14,585 --> 01:09:16,825 So, I look like an ideal woman, don't I? 1356 01:09:16,905 --> 01:09:18,545 Yes, you do. 1357 01:09:20,185 --> 01:09:22,265 They won't let me be DJ anymore. 1358 01:09:23,025 --> 01:09:24,185 So, I am stuck at home. 1359 01:09:26,785 --> 01:09:29,065 Now I am a well cultured homely girl. 1360 01:09:31,545 --> 01:09:33,665 I had something to say. 1361 01:09:35,305 --> 01:09:36,305 What? 1362 01:09:38,145 --> 01:09:40,265 I... wanted to apologise. 1363 01:09:43,905 --> 01:09:44,945 I am sorry. 1364 01:09:45,865 --> 01:09:47,145 Why are you apologising? 1365 01:09:52,945 --> 01:09:53,785 Wait a second. 1366 01:09:54,865 --> 01:09:58,665 The picture in the newspaper is of the same day you were at the club. 1367 01:10:01,545 --> 01:10:03,105 You are behind this, Suraj? 1368 01:10:03,425 --> 01:10:04,025 But why? 1369 01:10:04,105 --> 01:10:05,265 Let me start from the beginning. 1370 01:10:05,785 --> 01:10:07,265 Your brother was responsible for my marriage being called off. 1371 01:10:07,665 --> 01:10:10,385 So, I raided his office to seek revenge. 1372 01:10:10,865 --> 01:10:12,225 That's where we first met. 1373 01:10:12,625 --> 01:10:15,945 At first sight, under the torch's bright light... 1374 01:10:18,105 --> 01:10:19,625 I fell in love with you. 1375 01:10:21,705 --> 01:10:24,505 Then I started following you, we started talking... 1376 01:10:24,745 --> 01:10:26,225 You ended up taking me to the disco. 1377 01:10:26,745 --> 01:10:30,785 I discreetly clicked a picture of yours in the disco. 1378 01:10:31,185 --> 01:10:33,425 I thought if I get it published, 1379 01:10:33,825 --> 01:10:35,305 it'd teach your brother a lesson, 1380 01:10:35,385 --> 01:10:37,225 scare away that government servant, 1381 01:10:37,585 --> 01:10:39,705 and then we can be together. 1382 01:10:42,505 --> 01:10:43,505 Well played! 1383 01:10:43,585 --> 01:10:47,425 So you took revenge from my brother and ruined my career as well. 1384 01:10:47,505 --> 01:10:48,265 No, I didn't want to ruin your career. 1385 01:10:48,345 --> 01:10:51,265 And now you want me to forgive you and marry you? 1386 01:10:52,505 --> 01:10:53,825 You are so smart. 1387 01:10:53,905 --> 01:10:54,305 Huh? 1388 01:10:54,385 --> 01:10:56,465 You know in spite of all that happened, 1389 01:10:56,865 --> 01:10:59,105 there was one thing that was keeping me together, 1390 01:11:00,105 --> 01:11:01,905 the fact that there is someone who understands me, 1391 01:11:02,025 --> 01:11:04,025 someone whom I can share everything with, 1392 01:11:04,825 --> 01:11:06,625 and a slight possibility of a future together. 1393 01:11:08,585 --> 01:11:12,825 But I didn't know that you'd be so selfish. 1394 01:11:13,105 --> 01:11:15,185 You and my brother are just the same. 1395 01:11:15,385 --> 01:11:17,625 Both of you don't care about anyone's emotions. 1396 01:11:18,385 --> 01:11:19,545 Go to hell! 1397 01:13:53,505 --> 01:13:55,145 I love you, a lot. 1398 01:13:56,145 --> 01:13:58,105 I even learnt Marathi for you. 1399 01:13:58,385 --> 01:13:59,585 Well, I'm still learning. 1400 01:14:00,625 --> 01:14:03,585 Please forgive me. 1401 01:16:46,625 --> 01:16:47,665 Who's dead? 1402 01:16:48,505 --> 01:16:49,225 Bro. 1403 01:16:50,745 --> 01:16:51,945 They want you outside. 1404 01:16:52,025 --> 01:16:52,705 Make it quick. 1405 01:16:52,785 --> 01:16:53,705 I am not coming. 1406 01:16:57,345 --> 01:16:59,665 So will anyone tell me, why were my sweet dreams ruined? 1407 01:16:59,745 --> 01:17:00,865 Bro is here. 1408 01:17:01,105 --> 01:17:02,225 It's my house. Of course, I'll be here. 1409 01:17:02,305 --> 01:17:03,665 - He is here. - Bro... 1410 01:17:03,745 --> 01:17:05,185 Sukhi, man, you've got to stop hugging me. 1411 01:17:05,265 --> 01:17:06,145 Bro... 1412 01:17:06,225 --> 01:17:07,345 What happened, mom? 1413 01:17:07,425 --> 01:17:09,465 Happiness happened! 1414 01:17:09,545 --> 01:17:10,265 What is it? 1415 01:17:10,345 --> 01:17:11,785 Why is the entire family so emotional? 1416 01:17:11,865 --> 01:17:14,865 Son, he's here with a marriage proposal of his sister, 1417 01:17:14,945 --> 01:17:16,145 - for you. - Huh? 1418 01:17:16,225 --> 01:17:19,705 - Yes. - Hey brother-in-law... Surprise! 1419 01:17:23,105 --> 01:17:24,705 Oh, the look at his face. 1420 01:17:24,785 --> 01:17:27,345 Like a cat on a hot tin roof. 1421 01:17:27,425 --> 01:17:29,625 You!... I'll show you what a cat on a hot tin roof feels like. 1422 01:17:29,705 --> 01:17:31,505 - He's a guest son! - Dad, you don't know, he is no guest. 1423 01:17:31,585 --> 01:17:33,265 He thought his family would never find out. 1424 01:17:33,345 --> 01:17:34,905 - What won't they find out? - We know, we know. 1425 01:17:34,985 --> 01:17:35,945 What do you know, dad? 1426 01:17:36,025 --> 01:17:37,425 Come on, have a seat. Look at this. 1427 01:17:37,505 --> 01:17:39,185 - We know, son. - And what do you know? 1428 01:17:39,265 --> 01:17:41,065 That you like this girl. 1429 01:17:41,385 --> 01:17:45,305 It's not easy to find such well cultured and beautiful girls nowadays. 1430 01:17:45,385 --> 01:17:49,425 Moreover, he said, she's a music maestro. 1431 01:17:49,505 --> 01:17:52,745 She teaches music to young adults at the Music & Dance academy. 1432 01:17:52,825 --> 01:17:53,865 Did I get that right? 1433 01:17:53,945 --> 01:17:55,345 Yes, you are absolutely right. 1434 01:17:55,425 --> 01:17:56,065 Right. 1435 01:17:56,145 --> 01:17:58,025 We couldn't get any luckier. 1436 01:17:58,105 --> 01:18:00,305 We'll be blessed with Goddess Saraswati's presence. 1437 01:18:00,385 --> 01:18:03,865 Only fortunate ones get to marry well-educated girls these days. 1438 01:18:04,105 --> 01:18:05,225 - Hypocrite! - Huh? 1439 01:18:06,745 --> 01:18:10,225 I saw them walking hand-in-hand at Marine Drive. 1440 01:18:10,305 --> 01:18:10,865 - Really? - We weren't, mom. 1441 01:18:10,945 --> 01:18:12,425 They went to Shivaji Park as well. 1442 01:18:12,505 --> 01:18:13,825 We didn't, dad. I swear, we didn't. 1443 01:18:13,905 --> 01:18:16,305 They even played video games together. 1444 01:18:16,385 --> 01:18:17,305 No, we didn't. 1445 01:18:17,385 --> 01:18:18,665 And I certainly didn't do this. 1446 01:18:18,745 --> 01:18:19,585 It's okay, son. 1447 01:18:19,665 --> 01:18:21,225 - It's cool. - It's natural. It happens. 1448 01:18:21,305 --> 01:18:23,905 - Uncle, that's what you call modern love. - I know. 1449 01:18:23,985 --> 01:18:26,265 - Had you have ever done that? - Never. 1450 01:18:26,345 --> 01:18:28,425 I only got to romance Yashodha after my parents passed away, 1451 01:18:28,505 --> 01:18:31,745 and we were able to get some privacy. 1452 01:18:31,825 --> 01:18:34,785 Before that, it was just a marriage for marriage sake. 1453 01:18:34,865 --> 01:18:36,185 When did they pass away? 1454 01:18:36,265 --> 01:18:37,585 Just two years back. 1455 01:18:38,665 --> 01:18:39,465 So what if it's just been two years? 1456 01:18:39,545 --> 01:18:41,065 - No, I'm... - So what? 1457 01:18:41,145 --> 01:18:44,025 I must say, your son's way ahead of you. 1458 01:18:44,105 --> 01:18:46,865 Aunty, I think you should meet the girl. 1459 01:18:46,945 --> 01:18:47,145 Right. 1460 01:18:47,225 --> 01:18:50,105 Then find a suitable, auspicious day and get them married. 1461 01:18:50,185 --> 01:18:50,745 Right. 1462 01:18:50,825 --> 01:18:51,665 What are you waiting for? 1463 01:18:51,745 --> 01:18:52,505 Go, get the priest on line. 1464 01:18:52,585 --> 01:18:53,505 - The priest? - Go on. 1465 01:18:53,585 --> 01:18:55,305 - Oh yes, the priest. - Yes. 1466 01:18:55,705 --> 01:18:56,545 Right. 1467 01:18:58,745 --> 01:18:59,705 What's this nonsense? 1468 01:18:59,985 --> 01:19:00,585 Hmm? 1469 01:19:00,665 --> 01:19:01,185 Nothing. 1470 01:19:01,265 --> 01:19:03,625 I just brought a marriage proposal of my sister for you. 1471 01:19:04,785 --> 01:19:06,665 I am the one responsible for your previous one being called off. 1472 01:19:06,745 --> 01:19:08,145 So now, it's my responsibility to get you married, 1473 01:19:08,225 --> 01:19:09,465 to my sister. 1474 01:19:10,065 --> 01:19:12,625 You love my sister, 1475 01:19:13,025 --> 01:19:14,305 don't you now, brother-in-law? 1476 01:19:14,585 --> 01:19:15,745 Hey, he's not saying anything. 1477 01:19:15,825 --> 01:19:16,705 He's feeling shy. 1478 01:19:16,785 --> 01:19:18,025 I am not feeling shy, mom. 1479 01:19:18,105 --> 01:19:18,905 He's shy. 1480 01:19:18,985 --> 01:19:19,905 He has taken after me. 1481 01:19:19,985 --> 01:19:21,185 - Huh? - Good for him. 1482 01:19:21,945 --> 01:19:23,825 He'd be shameless if he'd taken after his father. 1483 01:19:23,905 --> 01:19:24,705 - What did you say? - Hey, hey, hey! 1484 01:19:24,785 --> 01:19:26,105 What did you just say? 1485 01:19:26,185 --> 01:19:27,305 Calm down, son. 1486 01:19:27,385 --> 01:19:30,185 We accept the marriage proposal. 1487 01:19:30,265 --> 01:19:31,145 Oh, uncle! 1488 01:19:36,505 --> 01:19:37,705 Sweets, to celebrate the occasion. 1489 01:19:37,905 --> 01:19:38,865 Take it, son. 1490 01:19:40,625 --> 01:19:45,985 Suraj said, "I'll only marry Tulshi or I'll forever stay single." 1491 01:19:46,505 --> 01:19:47,425 Just like him. 1492 01:19:49,105 --> 01:19:50,185 He was elated. 1493 01:19:50,265 --> 01:19:51,665 His family too. 1494 01:19:51,865 --> 01:19:54,465 He was crying on my shoulder. 1495 01:19:54,865 --> 01:19:56,105 Not that one, this one. 1496 01:19:56,465 --> 01:19:57,385 He was literally in tears. 1497 01:19:57,465 --> 01:20:01,545 He said, "Dada, you have made my life." 1498 01:20:01,825 --> 01:20:04,585 "I'd never find a girl better than Tulshi." 1499 01:20:05,385 --> 01:20:06,425 You're being honest? 1500 01:20:06,505 --> 01:20:06,945 Of course. 1501 01:20:07,025 --> 01:20:10,265 Dada, you made it clear to his family that I wish to become a DJ? 1502 01:20:10,345 --> 01:20:10,985 Right? 1503 01:20:11,425 --> 01:20:12,425 Of course. 1504 01:20:12,505 --> 01:20:14,025 His family was even more pleased. 1505 01:20:14,105 --> 01:20:15,265 You know what they said? 1506 01:20:15,545 --> 01:20:18,785 "We'll be blessed with Goddess Saraswati." 1507 01:20:19,305 --> 01:20:21,105 "DJ Saraswati." 1508 01:20:21,185 --> 01:20:24,145 Madhu, are you honestly being honest here, huh? 1509 01:20:24,345 --> 01:20:25,745 Aren't you happy, 1510 01:20:25,825 --> 01:20:27,345 that your daughter is getting married? 1511 01:20:27,425 --> 01:20:28,545 I am but... 1512 01:20:28,825 --> 01:20:32,265 It's happening so suddenly that I cannot make sense of it. 1513 01:20:32,625 --> 01:20:35,985 Mom, this is how good matches are made. 1514 01:20:36,065 --> 01:20:37,025 Suddenly. 1515 01:20:37,425 --> 01:20:38,345 On the spur of the moment! 1516 01:20:38,425 --> 01:20:39,265 He.... The guy up there is 1517 01:20:39,705 --> 01:20:40,705 responsible for the matches made in heaven. 1518 01:20:40,785 --> 01:20:42,225 You'd know that better. 1519 01:20:42,385 --> 01:20:44,105 After all, you're responsible for breaking so many of them. 1520 01:20:48,665 --> 01:20:50,105 Couldn't resist taunting me, could you? 1521 01:20:50,945 --> 01:20:51,985 That too on such a joyous occasion. 1522 01:20:52,665 --> 01:20:53,785 Sweets are delicious. 1523 01:20:54,305 --> 01:20:56,385 Listen, tell me if you don't like him. 1524 01:20:56,465 --> 01:20:57,145 Just tell me. 1525 01:20:57,985 --> 01:20:59,625 I think I should just go can call it off. 1526 01:20:59,705 --> 01:21:00,665 - No, no, no. - Stay put. 1527 01:21:00,745 --> 01:21:02,105 No, Dada. Don't call it off. 1528 01:21:03,905 --> 01:21:05,065 He seems nice. 1529 01:21:06,945 --> 01:21:08,905 So should I invite his family over? 1530 01:21:09,145 --> 01:21:10,145 Yes, Dada. 1531 01:21:10,225 --> 01:21:11,225 Attagirl. 1532 01:21:14,225 --> 01:21:17,505 Take this and offer some to everyone. 1533 01:21:18,505 --> 01:21:20,025 There you go. 1534 01:21:20,625 --> 01:21:22,185 Please, have some. 1535 01:21:22,465 --> 01:21:24,025 No, thank you. 1536 01:21:24,105 --> 01:21:25,225 No, I'm good. 1537 01:21:25,305 --> 01:21:26,145 I said I am good. 1538 01:21:26,225 --> 01:21:27,825 I'd like to match their horoscopes first. 1539 01:21:27,905 --> 01:21:28,545 Okay. 1540 01:21:28,985 --> 01:21:31,865 I'd like to suggest that you should reconsider this match 1541 01:21:31,945 --> 01:21:34,305 if their horoscopes don't match. 1542 01:21:35,225 --> 01:21:36,505 That's why we have brought you along. 1543 01:21:36,585 --> 01:21:37,705 Right. 1544 01:21:37,785 --> 01:21:38,865 Here you go. 1545 01:21:38,945 --> 01:21:40,065 So, this is the girl's horoscope? 1546 01:21:40,425 --> 01:21:41,345 Hmm. 1547 01:22:01,865 --> 01:22:04,385 Sir, what's taking so long, it's a horoscope, not a Picasso. 1548 01:22:04,785 --> 01:22:06,585 So, do their horoscopes match? 1549 01:22:06,665 --> 01:22:09,145 Madhu just got it made. 1550 01:22:09,225 --> 01:22:09,545 Okay. 1551 01:22:09,625 --> 01:22:10,985 He's got it made from a renowned Pundit. 1552 01:22:11,065 --> 01:22:12,505 What did you say his name was? 1553 01:22:12,585 --> 01:22:15,065 Well mom... er, Pundit Bhimsen Joshi. 1554 01:22:15,145 --> 01:22:17,785 Oh. I think I've heard of him. 1555 01:22:18,105 --> 01:22:22,345 What's taking you so long, sir? Do their attributes match or not? 1556 01:22:22,425 --> 01:22:23,665 36. 1557 01:22:23,745 --> 01:22:25,585 How many of the 36? 1558 01:22:25,905 --> 01:22:27,665 All the 36 attributes match, ma'am. 1559 01:22:27,745 --> 01:22:28,785 That's wonderful! 1560 01:22:28,865 --> 01:22:30,665 You've never scored that much even in mathematics. 1561 01:22:30,945 --> 01:22:31,625 Yeah, I haven't. 1562 01:22:32,665 --> 01:22:36,305 It's a match made in heaven. 1563 01:22:36,385 --> 01:22:37,425 Wonderful. 1564 01:22:37,705 --> 01:22:39,145 - What happened? - What's wrong? 1565 01:22:39,225 --> 01:22:39,905 - I'll go help. - Yes, mom... 1566 01:22:39,985 --> 01:22:41,385 - Tulshi? - Mom, stay, I'll handle it. 1567 01:22:41,465 --> 01:22:43,505 - So sweet, go. - Mom, huh? 1568 01:22:45,385 --> 01:22:46,745 36 attributes matched? 1569 01:22:46,825 --> 01:22:47,825 Yes. 1570 01:22:47,985 --> 01:22:48,985 The glass broke. 1571 01:22:49,065 --> 01:22:50,185 It's considered auspicious. 1572 01:22:53,105 --> 01:22:54,105 What are you doing? 1573 01:22:54,425 --> 01:22:56,585 Why so slippery... Butter hands! 1574 01:23:10,065 --> 01:23:11,705 That's how grand it's going to be, son. 1575 01:23:11,785 --> 01:23:15,025 It'll be a wedding no one in Ghatkopar will ever forget. 1576 01:23:15,785 --> 01:23:18,425 East or west, Mr. Gurnaam is the best. 1577 01:23:19,105 --> 01:23:20,985 I'd suggest... 1578 01:23:21,065 --> 01:23:22,665 Uncle, please have this. 1579 01:23:23,705 --> 01:23:24,705 - Mom? - Hmm? 1580 01:23:24,785 --> 01:23:25,665 Mr. Gurnaam? 1581 01:23:25,745 --> 01:23:29,465 Uncle, I suggest you throw a grand party for their engagement as well. 1582 01:23:29,665 --> 01:23:30,465 Okay. 1583 01:23:30,545 --> 01:23:33,865 Everyone will get a glimpse of Gurnaam Dhillon's magnanimity. 1584 01:23:33,945 --> 01:23:37,945 It'll be a great promotion for your milk business as well. 1585 01:23:38,025 --> 01:23:39,425 Date? 1586 01:23:39,505 --> 01:23:41,785 Find an auspicious day and fix the date! 1587 01:23:41,865 --> 01:23:44,105 All their attributes match, Mr. Dhillon. 1588 01:23:44,185 --> 01:23:45,145 Any and every day is an auspicious day for them. 1589 01:23:45,225 --> 01:23:47,065 Just place your finger on the calendar with your eyes closed. 1590 01:23:47,145 --> 01:23:48,505 What ever date your finger lands on, will be auspicious. 1591 01:23:48,865 --> 01:23:51,305 Oh sir... you are so smart! 1592 01:23:51,385 --> 01:23:52,945 Fine, then, let's not delay it. 1593 01:23:53,025 --> 01:23:53,825 Let's do it this week itself. 1594 01:23:53,905 --> 01:23:55,025 How about Sunday? 1595 01:23:55,105 --> 01:23:55,865 - Sunday? - Yes. 1596 01:23:55,945 --> 01:23:56,785 Sunday's perfect. 1597 01:23:56,865 --> 01:23:58,705 It's his birthday on Sunday. 1598 01:23:58,785 --> 01:24:00,185 Yes, it's his birthday. 1599 01:24:00,265 --> 01:24:01,465 Yes, my birthday's on Sunday. 1600 01:24:01,545 --> 01:24:04,825 That's great. Simply amazing. 1601 01:24:04,905 --> 01:24:07,625 We will arrange for a cake, engagement ring, 1602 01:24:07,705 --> 01:24:09,585 and handcuffs on the same day. 1603 01:24:10,185 --> 01:24:10,945 Handcuffs! 1604 01:24:11,185 --> 01:24:12,025 Handcuffs? 1605 01:24:13,665 --> 01:24:17,265 Mr. Gurnaam, he's about to get shackled for life. 1606 01:24:17,905 --> 01:24:19,905 Oh right, shackled! 1607 01:24:22,465 --> 01:24:23,825 Have this. 1608 01:24:25,145 --> 01:24:27,585 You are so naughty. 1609 01:24:45,945 --> 01:24:46,785 Who is it? 1610 01:24:48,145 --> 01:24:49,825 Oh son, it's you. 1611 01:24:49,905 --> 01:24:51,185 You scared me. 1612 01:24:51,265 --> 01:24:51,825 When did you come in? 1613 01:24:51,905 --> 01:24:54,105 Uncle, I am omnipresent. 1614 01:24:54,185 --> 01:24:55,585 Stay blessed. 1615 01:24:55,665 --> 01:24:56,625 Have a seat. 1616 01:24:57,585 --> 01:24:59,985 That's a great invite, uncle. 1617 01:25:00,065 --> 01:25:01,305 Hmm? 1618 01:25:02,545 --> 01:25:04,545 Suraj's not home? 1619 01:25:04,625 --> 01:25:07,505 - No, he's gone to meet the catering guy. - Okay. 1620 01:25:07,585 --> 01:25:09,745 - Then he'll drop by at your place. - Okay. 1621 01:25:09,825 --> 01:25:11,225 He's over the moon. 1622 01:25:11,305 --> 01:25:13,145 Marriage excitement, huh. 1623 01:25:14,345 --> 01:25:18,345 Time flies, doesn't it, uncle. They'll be engaged by the end of this week. 1624 01:25:18,425 --> 01:25:20,705 And married by next month. 1625 01:25:21,505 --> 01:25:28,905 I thought I'd come here, meet you and discuss the "give and take". 1626 01:25:28,985 --> 01:25:30,785 Let's be frank here, uncle. I know the duties of a bride's family. 1627 01:25:30,865 --> 01:25:31,865 So tell me, what are your dowry demands? 1628 01:25:31,945 --> 01:25:33,665 No, no, no, son. 1629 01:25:34,185 --> 01:25:35,785 Don't even utter that word. 1630 01:25:36,385 --> 01:25:38,585 We have everything with the grace of God. 1631 01:25:39,065 --> 01:25:42,945 We are fortunate to find such a nice girl, such a nice family. 1632 01:25:43,025 --> 01:25:44,105 What else could we possibly want? 1633 01:25:44,385 --> 01:25:47,305 Son, we cannot take dowry. 1634 01:25:47,505 --> 01:25:49,305 Our Gurus have strictly forbidden us to. 1635 01:25:49,385 --> 01:25:52,505 I hope you'll understand, I am her brother. 1636 01:25:52,585 --> 01:25:58,145 It's obvious I'd seek some guarantee that she's going into a well to do family. 1637 01:25:58,225 --> 01:25:59,745 I can understand. 1638 01:26:00,945 --> 01:26:04,865 We have a car, a bungalow, bank balance, and a large estate in the village. 1639 01:26:04,945 --> 01:26:09,145 How much wealth does Suraj have, uncle? 1640 01:26:11,505 --> 01:26:12,825 Just enquiring for my sister's sake. 1641 01:26:13,665 --> 01:26:17,265 One million cash and gold worth 500,000. 1642 01:26:17,345 --> 01:26:18,465 How much? 1643 01:26:19,425 --> 01:26:22,505 One million cash and gold worth 500,000. 1644 01:26:22,585 --> 01:26:24,145 Oh, perfect. 1645 01:26:26,985 --> 01:26:29,145 No, I can see that you have everything here. 1646 01:26:29,225 --> 01:26:30,705 If there's anything that you don't have, I can send it over. 1647 01:26:30,785 --> 01:26:32,505 Stop being childish. 1648 01:26:33,105 --> 01:26:36,025 Dinning table, sofa set, coloured television, 1649 01:26:36,105 --> 01:26:39,385 refrigerator, air conditioner, washing machine... 1650 01:26:39,465 --> 01:26:40,225 Oh uncle... 1651 01:26:40,305 --> 01:26:42,385 - Bone china dinner set... - Enough, I get your point. 1652 01:26:42,465 --> 01:26:44,505 Then don't say such embarrassing stuff. 1653 01:26:44,585 --> 01:26:47,865 And what about groceries? I could order some from the grocer... 1654 01:26:47,945 --> 01:26:48,945 100 kilos! 1655 01:26:49,505 --> 01:26:50,345 Excuse me? 1656 01:26:50,425 --> 01:26:54,865 100 kilos of wheat, pearl millet, sorghum and pure butter. 1657 01:26:55,105 --> 01:26:56,585 We don't use refined oil. 1658 01:26:56,665 --> 01:26:58,065 You don't use oil at all? 1659 01:26:58,145 --> 01:26:58,705 Come on, man. 1660 01:26:58,785 --> 01:26:59,345 Oh. 1661 01:27:01,625 --> 01:27:05,945 It's good to know that Tulshi will be well taken care of here. 1662 01:27:06,025 --> 01:27:06,945 I'll get going now. 1663 01:27:07,025 --> 01:27:08,065 Want to have my milk before you leave? 1664 01:27:08,145 --> 01:27:08,545 Excuse me? 1665 01:27:08,625 --> 01:27:10,945 How about some fresh dairy milk or buttermilk? 1666 01:27:11,025 --> 01:27:12,145 No, thanks. I am lactose intolerant. 1667 01:27:12,225 --> 01:27:12,745 Okay. 1668 01:27:12,905 --> 01:27:13,505 See you. 1669 01:27:13,945 --> 01:27:14,825 It's okay, son. 1670 01:27:15,705 --> 01:27:16,785 Son, you forgot your bag? 1671 01:27:17,545 --> 01:27:18,545 Oh... 1672 01:27:20,145 --> 01:27:24,385 Uncle, please give my high five to Suraj. 1673 01:27:24,465 --> 01:27:25,505 Huh? 1674 01:27:33,985 --> 01:27:35,665 - Hi, DJ. - Hi. 1675 01:27:35,745 --> 01:27:38,345 Awesome. So you've taken over the old age parlour, eh? 1676 01:27:38,825 --> 01:27:40,265 Why, all the aunties got fed up of your mom? 1677 01:27:40,665 --> 01:27:43,145 So, this is what you tell him about me? 1678 01:27:43,225 --> 01:27:44,505 - I seek your blessings, mom. - Bless you. 1679 01:27:44,585 --> 01:27:45,825 - Mom, I didn't tell him anything. - Hmm. 1680 01:27:45,905 --> 01:27:47,145 - He's joking. - Liar. 1681 01:27:47,305 --> 01:27:49,865 Why don't you take a seat, son? 1682 01:27:50,185 --> 01:27:51,945 She'll be done with the facial soon. 1683 01:27:52,025 --> 01:27:52,545 No problem. 1684 01:27:52,625 --> 01:27:55,665 I actually don't need it, but I anyway get it done sometimes. 1685 01:27:55,745 --> 01:27:57,425 You know I couldn't guess that you are Tulsi's mom 1686 01:27:57,505 --> 01:27:58,625 when I saw you for the first time. 1687 01:27:58,705 --> 01:28:00,065 You looked more like her elder sister to me. 1688 01:28:01,345 --> 01:28:02,665 That's what everyone says. 1689 01:28:02,745 --> 01:28:05,625 I look like Tulshi's elder sister and Madhu's younger sister. 1690 01:28:06,145 --> 01:28:07,505 Mom, you need to get your eyes checked again, 1691 01:28:07,585 --> 01:28:09,105 and buy a new pair of glasses. 1692 01:28:09,185 --> 01:28:09,745 Rubbish. 1693 01:28:09,825 --> 01:28:10,985 I do look like your sister. 1694 01:28:11,065 --> 01:28:12,145 You are just jealous. 1695 01:28:12,985 --> 01:28:14,265 Where are you? Where are your hands? 1696 01:28:14,345 --> 01:28:15,665 I'm done, mom. 1697 01:28:15,745 --> 01:28:16,625 - It's done? - Yes. 1698 01:28:16,705 --> 01:28:17,465 That's it? 1699 01:28:17,545 --> 01:28:18,745 Fine. 1700 01:28:19,145 --> 01:28:22,905 - So, everything under control son? - Yes, all good. 1701 01:28:23,025 --> 01:28:24,505 Started preparing for the wedding? 1702 01:28:24,585 --> 01:28:25,425 - Yes, in full swing. - Really? 1703 01:28:25,505 --> 01:28:26,305 Yes, everything's being taken care of. 1704 01:28:26,385 --> 01:28:28,865 I came here to get your guest count. 1705 01:28:28,945 --> 01:28:30,065 Just to ensure that we don't miss out on anything. 1706 01:28:31,985 --> 01:28:34,345 No, son. Don't worry about it. 1707 01:28:34,425 --> 01:28:36,065 Madhu will handle everything. 1708 01:28:36,145 --> 01:28:37,105 Okay. 1709 01:28:37,185 --> 01:28:38,905 You always taunt him. 1710 01:28:38,985 --> 01:28:41,185 But all this has been possible only because of Dada. 1711 01:28:41,265 --> 01:28:45,385 Yes, mom, I, too, never thought that your son would change his opinion about me. 1712 01:28:45,465 --> 01:28:46,065 Hmm. 1713 01:28:46,145 --> 01:28:48,865 Madhu is a nice boy. 1714 01:28:49,625 --> 01:28:50,545 The thing is... 1715 01:28:50,625 --> 01:28:52,425 Oh son-in-law, you are the one cleaning my face! 1716 01:28:52,505 --> 01:28:53,425 Yes. 1717 01:28:53,505 --> 01:28:55,225 You are quite a pro at this. 1718 01:28:55,305 --> 01:28:58,425 Of course, I take care of all the buffaloes at my stable. 1719 01:28:58,505 --> 01:28:59,425 Huh? 1720 01:29:00,705 --> 01:29:01,665 So, what was I talking about? 1721 01:29:02,185 --> 01:29:02,705 Madhu. 1722 01:29:02,785 --> 01:29:05,865 Yes. Madhu is a nice boy. 1723 01:29:06,825 --> 01:29:08,905 He's just a little stubborn. 1724 01:29:09,185 --> 01:29:11,425 And he gets angry at the drop of a hat. 1725 01:29:11,785 --> 01:29:13,425 But he wasn't always like that. 1726 01:29:13,505 --> 01:29:15,945 He used to be very calm and composed. 1727 01:29:16,025 --> 01:29:16,785 Then what happened? 1728 01:29:17,065 --> 01:29:17,905 A girl happened. 1729 01:29:18,825 --> 01:29:20,185 Her name's Kavya. 1730 01:29:21,145 --> 01:29:22,945 They went to the same college. 1731 01:29:23,025 --> 01:29:24,185 - Okay. - They loved each other. 1732 01:29:24,265 --> 01:29:26,185 They wanted to get married, but couldn't. 1733 01:29:26,265 --> 01:29:26,905 Why? 1734 01:29:27,145 --> 01:29:30,065 She was from a different caste. 1735 01:29:30,745 --> 01:29:34,785 Her parents got her married to a professor, of the same caste. 1736 01:29:34,865 --> 01:29:35,665 Then? 1737 01:29:35,745 --> 01:29:39,185 She couldn't be Mrs. Kavya Rane so she became Mrs. Kavya Godbole. 1738 01:29:41,145 --> 01:29:44,985 It's after she got married that we learnt that her husband had strange quirks. 1739 01:29:45,065 --> 01:29:45,785 Huh? 1740 01:29:46,025 --> 01:29:47,025 Hmm. 1741 01:29:47,505 --> 01:29:50,545 That's when Madhu decided to get into this business. 1742 01:29:50,945 --> 01:29:52,945 He spies on prospective grooms like crazy. 1743 01:29:53,185 --> 01:29:56,225 He says he won't let any good girl end up with a bad boy. 1744 01:29:56,865 --> 01:29:58,065 One more thing, 1745 01:29:58,145 --> 01:30:00,265 never make Madhu angry. 1746 01:30:00,625 --> 01:30:02,745 He goes crazy when he gets angry. 1747 01:30:02,825 --> 01:30:04,505 He acts on impulse and becomes destructive. 1748 01:30:04,665 --> 01:30:06,225 I hope you two don't have any issues with each other. 1749 01:30:06,305 --> 01:30:06,745 Huh? 1750 01:30:06,825 --> 01:30:07,465 Issues? 1751 01:30:07,545 --> 01:30:08,585 No, I don't have any issues with him. 1752 01:30:08,665 --> 01:30:09,825 Cool, then there's nothing to worry about. 1753 01:30:09,905 --> 01:30:11,065 No tension. 1754 01:30:13,585 --> 01:30:14,665 We don't have any issues, or do we? 1755 01:30:32,305 --> 01:30:35,905 Hail Lord Ganesha! 1756 01:30:57,225 --> 01:31:01,505 'I plan bid you farewell you along with Lord Ganesha this time.' 1757 01:31:47,705 --> 01:31:50,185 I'd never thought that I'd see this day. 1758 01:31:51,425 --> 01:31:52,865 Nor had I thought that you'd be the one for me. 1759 01:31:53,665 --> 01:31:55,425 This is all thanks to Dada. 1760 01:31:55,505 --> 01:31:56,505 Huh? 1761 01:31:56,585 --> 01:31:57,265 Dada. 1762 01:31:57,345 --> 01:31:58,145 Hmm, Dada. 1763 01:32:07,945 --> 01:32:09,025 That's enough. 1764 01:32:09,105 --> 01:32:10,465 That's enough of fireworks. 1765 01:32:11,025 --> 01:32:12,865 Ladies and Gentlemen, 1766 01:32:13,425 --> 01:32:16,145 it is now time to exchange rings. 1767 01:32:16,665 --> 01:32:21,305 So please, give them a... huge round of applause. 1768 01:32:23,185 --> 01:32:24,145 Yeah, yeah. 1769 01:32:25,505 --> 01:32:26,305 There you go. 1770 01:32:26,825 --> 01:32:28,825 - Mom? - Go ahead. 1771 01:32:30,745 --> 01:32:32,225 Hey, wait. 1772 01:32:32,745 --> 01:32:33,785 Wait. 1773 01:32:34,785 --> 01:32:35,985 Hey, wait. 1774 01:32:36,065 --> 01:32:36,825 What's wrong? 1775 01:32:36,905 --> 01:32:37,425 Give me just two minutes. 1776 01:32:37,505 --> 01:32:38,905 Just two minutes, Kaka. 1777 01:32:39,625 --> 01:32:43,705 I want to say something before they exchange rings. 1778 01:32:43,785 --> 01:32:45,065 I think he'll sing a Marathi folk song. 1779 01:32:45,785 --> 01:32:48,705 - Bring it on guys! 1780 01:33:02,265 --> 01:33:02,785 Over here. 1781 01:33:02,865 --> 01:33:03,705 There's more. 1782 01:33:03,785 --> 01:33:04,105 Madhu? 1783 01:33:04,185 --> 01:33:05,065 Get them. 1784 01:33:05,145 --> 01:33:07,185 Be careful with that. 1785 01:33:07,585 --> 01:33:10,745 - Son, what was the need to... - Come on, uncle. 1786 01:33:11,225 --> 01:33:13,985 I brought everything that you'd asked for. 1787 01:33:14,185 --> 01:33:14,865 What? 1788 01:33:14,945 --> 01:33:15,865 Everything. 1789 01:33:16,345 --> 01:33:19,745 Utensils, pickles, poppadoms, wheat... 1790 01:33:19,825 --> 01:33:21,145 Yes, wheat too. 1791 01:33:21,225 --> 01:33:23,105 - A mixer grinder, fruits... - Hey. 1792 01:33:23,185 --> 01:33:27,145 And also a washing machine of the best brand. 1793 01:33:27,545 --> 01:33:28,625 Well, I've got almost everything. 1794 01:33:28,705 --> 01:33:30,985 I just need some more time. 1795 01:33:31,065 --> 01:33:33,025 I'll arrange for the remaining cash somehow. 1796 01:33:33,105 --> 01:33:36,545 Mom, I'll even sell our office and house if needed, but I'll get it arranged. 1797 01:33:36,625 --> 01:33:38,145 What are you saying, Madhu? 1798 01:33:39,145 --> 01:33:40,265 What is he talking about, dad? 1799 01:33:41,865 --> 01:33:43,425 What are you saying, son? 1800 01:33:44,385 --> 01:33:46,425 When did I ask for all these things? 1801 01:33:46,505 --> 01:33:50,585 Uncle, please don't slander me in front of so many people. 1802 01:33:50,665 --> 01:33:53,105 I brought all this only because you asked me to. 1803 01:33:53,185 --> 01:33:54,625 Why would I do this otherwise? 1804 01:33:54,865 --> 01:33:56,385 I'll make arrangements and get the remaining cash. 1805 01:33:56,465 --> 01:33:58,185 Please don't call off the wedding because of that. 1806 01:34:00,785 --> 01:34:01,785 - Dada! - Madhu! - He's... 1807 01:34:01,865 --> 01:34:03,105 What are you doing, Dada? 1808 01:34:03,585 --> 01:34:04,625 What is this nonsense? 1809 01:34:05,865 --> 01:34:07,785 I had my doubts that you'd pull some stunt for sure. 1810 01:34:09,585 --> 01:34:11,105 My father never demanded dowry from him. 1811 01:34:11,185 --> 01:34:12,305 You were right, bro. 1812 01:34:12,385 --> 01:34:13,345 He is not a good man. 1813 01:34:13,425 --> 01:34:14,185 Why are you lying, man? 1814 01:34:14,265 --> 01:34:15,185 He's a scoundrel. 1815 01:34:15,265 --> 01:34:16,785 He spies on good people. 1816 01:34:16,865 --> 01:34:18,625 Don't act smart, huh, priest! 1817 01:34:18,705 --> 01:34:19,785 Whose acting smart, huh? 1818 01:34:19,865 --> 01:34:21,465 You want us to keep quiet while he keeps accusing us? 1819 01:34:21,545 --> 01:34:22,985 - We never demanded... - We will... 1820 01:34:23,065 --> 01:34:24,745 - How can you stop us... - I said that we will... 1821 01:34:24,825 --> 01:34:26,665 No, please, don't fight. 1822 01:34:27,545 --> 01:34:29,385 I'll prove it. 1823 01:34:29,985 --> 01:34:31,825 Hey! Come on, play it. 1824 01:34:37,425 --> 01:34:39,505 Time flies, doesn't it, uncle. They'll be engaged by the end of this week. 1825 01:34:39,585 --> 01:34:40,025 Hmm. 1826 01:34:40,105 --> 01:34:41,505 They'll be getting married next month. 1827 01:34:41,585 --> 01:34:43,385 Let's be frank here, uncle. I know the duties of a bride's family. 1828 01:34:43,465 --> 01:34:44,225 So tell me, what are your dowry demands? 1829 01:34:44,305 --> 01:34:45,585 No, no, a large estate in the village, 1830 01:34:46,025 --> 01:34:51,105 a car, a bungalow, One million cash and gold worth 500,000. 1831 01:34:51,185 --> 01:34:52,025 How much? 1832 01:34:52,105 --> 01:34:56,945 One million cash and gold worth 500,000. 1833 01:34:57,025 --> 01:34:59,265 No, I can see that you have everything here. 1834 01:34:59,345 --> 01:35:00,985 If there's anything that you don't have, I can send it over. 1835 01:35:01,065 --> 01:35:03,385 Dinning table, sofa set, coloured television, 1836 01:35:03,465 --> 01:35:08,025 refrigerator, air conditioner, cooler, washing machine, mixer grinder. 1837 01:35:08,105 --> 01:35:08,865 What about groceries? 1838 01:35:08,945 --> 01:35:13,505 100 kilos of wheat, pearl millet, sorghum and pure butter. 1839 01:35:13,585 --> 01:35:15,345 We don't use refined oil. 1840 01:35:22,585 --> 01:35:25,385 - This... - That's your voice. 1841 01:35:25,465 --> 01:35:28,665 Yes, it is. But that's not how I had said it. 1842 01:35:29,985 --> 01:35:32,185 This... this isn't the conversation we had. 1843 01:35:32,265 --> 01:35:35,385 I had... I meant we already have... 1844 01:35:36,305 --> 01:35:37,505 Son? 1845 01:35:39,025 --> 01:35:39,825 Please don't beg him, dad. 1846 01:35:39,905 --> 01:35:41,545 Why are you doing this, son? 1847 01:35:42,345 --> 01:35:43,145 Hmm? 1848 01:35:43,465 --> 01:35:45,905 You are the one who approached us with the proposal. 1849 01:35:46,105 --> 01:35:47,705 So why are you creating this scene now? 1850 01:35:49,465 --> 01:35:50,345 Suraj, 1851 01:35:51,865 --> 01:35:54,825 I cannot believe that you have such a greedy family. 1852 01:35:57,265 --> 01:35:58,505 You call this love? 1853 01:35:59,145 --> 01:36:01,345 All the tall claims that you had made was for this? 1854 01:36:01,945 --> 01:36:05,105 You want to quantify a girl's life? With a bunch of things? 1855 01:36:05,785 --> 01:36:08,105 Are you doing me a favour by marrying me, Suraj? 1856 01:36:09,425 --> 01:36:12,625 I... should've never trusted you, again. 1857 01:36:14,305 --> 01:36:15,545 Tulsi, please listen to me. 1858 01:36:16,065 --> 01:36:17,225 - You are disgusting. - Tulsi. 1859 01:36:18,505 --> 01:36:19,585 Let's go. 1860 01:36:23,065 --> 01:36:24,025 Tulshi! 1861 01:36:56,025 --> 01:36:57,545 Accepting dowry is a sin, you know that, right? 1862 01:36:57,625 --> 01:36:58,745 It's illegal as well, sir. 1863 01:36:58,825 --> 01:36:59,585 Right. 1864 01:36:59,665 --> 01:37:00,745 We have the proof as well. 1865 01:37:00,825 --> 01:37:01,865 Yes, we have proof. 1866 01:37:01,945 --> 01:37:02,345 Right. 1867 01:37:02,425 --> 01:37:03,225 - And sir... - What? 1868 01:37:03,305 --> 01:37:05,265 It's his birthday. Look at this. 1869 01:37:05,345 --> 01:37:06,465 Wonderful. 1870 01:37:06,545 --> 01:37:08,425 Sir, happy birthday to you. 1871 01:37:09,465 --> 01:37:09,945 Mane? 1872 01:37:10,025 --> 01:37:11,345 Yeah, birthday to you. Birthday to you. 1873 01:37:11,625 --> 01:37:12,745 Take the cake along! 1874 01:37:13,425 --> 01:37:16,305 You will cut the cake at the police station, yeah? 1875 01:37:21,225 --> 01:37:22,185 Tulshi... 1876 01:37:22,745 --> 01:37:26,545 Kiddo, please, you've got to stop crying now. 1877 01:37:26,665 --> 01:37:28,305 It's ruining your makeup. 1878 01:37:28,425 --> 01:37:30,745 It's fine if you don't want to get married. 1879 01:37:30,825 --> 01:37:31,145 Okay? 1880 01:37:31,345 --> 01:37:33,585 Please, just stop crying. Don't cry, my baby. 1881 01:37:33,825 --> 01:37:35,105 I want to get married, mom. 1882 01:37:35,225 --> 01:37:35,865 What? 1883 01:37:37,025 --> 01:37:38,945 And I want to get married on that same day. 1884 01:37:41,665 --> 01:37:43,985 This was the first time I liked someone, 1885 01:37:44,425 --> 01:37:47,065 but he turned out to be so pathetic. 1886 01:37:47,785 --> 01:37:50,585 Now I want to get married and prove it to the world 1887 01:37:50,705 --> 01:37:53,665 that a girl can get married without giving any dowry. 1888 01:37:55,985 --> 01:37:57,145 - Dada? - Yes. 1889 01:37:57,665 --> 01:37:59,745 - Find me a match. - Okay. 1890 01:38:00,145 --> 01:38:02,465 Now if I get married, I'll get married on that very day. 1891 01:38:03,785 --> 01:38:05,985 But Tulshi, what about your dream of becoming a DJ? 1892 01:38:06,105 --> 01:38:09,305 Mom... Don't worry, I'll handle it. 1893 01:38:11,025 --> 01:38:14,145 You remember that government servant I'd mentioned? 1894 01:38:14,625 --> 01:38:15,745 He's ready to marry her unconditionally. 1895 01:38:16,225 --> 01:38:17,465 I'm going to the club. 1896 01:38:18,425 --> 01:38:19,825 Yes, carry on. 1897 01:38:20,465 --> 01:38:21,745 Don't worry, I'll handle everything. 1898 01:38:21,865 --> 01:38:24,865 You should fix your makeup before going to the club. 1899 01:38:24,985 --> 01:38:26,785 - I'll manage, mom. - I'll fix it 1900 01:38:26,905 --> 01:38:28,505 Let me help, I'm a professional. 1901 01:38:28,585 --> 01:38:30,505 Yes mom, help her. 1902 01:38:45,545 --> 01:38:46,345 What? 1903 01:38:46,825 --> 01:38:51,625 The boy who messed with you ended up in prison. 1904 01:38:51,705 --> 01:38:58,665 Moreover, you convinced Tulshi to marry the boy you like. 1905 01:38:59,465 --> 01:39:03,425 That was some trick Madhu! 1906 01:39:04,385 --> 01:39:06,785 Well played, my boy. 1907 01:39:22,305 --> 01:39:26,745 Look at what that rascal did to us. 1908 01:39:27,305 --> 01:39:30,065 If curses worked in this era, I would've given him a deadly one. 1909 01:39:30,185 --> 01:39:33,505 I'd turn him into a mosquito and crush him between my palms. 1910 01:39:34,025 --> 01:39:35,785 It's all over. 1911 01:39:36,345 --> 01:39:41,305 All the reputation I had earned in all these years went down the drain. 1912 01:39:41,665 --> 01:39:43,025 Poof, and it was gone. 1913 01:39:44,025 --> 01:39:45,345 What are you saying, dad? 1914 01:39:45,825 --> 01:39:48,505 Your reputation isn't a candle that can be blown out with a single puff. 1915 01:39:49,705 --> 01:39:51,345 Don't worry. Your reputation is still intact. 1916 01:39:51,585 --> 01:39:54,385 Son, by now, everyone in the community must have learnt 1917 01:39:54,745 --> 01:39:57,905 that Gurnaam Singh Dhillon demanded dowry. 1918 01:39:58,625 --> 01:40:01,305 Now no one will buy milk from our dairy. 1919 01:40:02,505 --> 01:40:03,345 Bro? 1920 01:40:04,105 --> 01:40:05,105 Uncle? 1921 01:40:09,585 --> 01:40:10,505 Bless you. 1922 01:40:11,825 --> 01:40:13,345 Our lawyer, Mr. Ravan Mishra. 1923 01:40:13,545 --> 01:40:14,305 Hello? 1924 01:40:14,505 --> 01:40:16,065 Is your name really Ravan? 1925 01:40:16,345 --> 01:40:17,105 Yes. 1926 01:40:17,545 --> 01:40:20,745 What kind of parents would name their child Ravan? 1927 01:40:20,865 --> 01:40:23,545 The ones who didn't read Ramayana! 1928 01:40:23,665 --> 01:40:24,625 Exactly! 1929 01:40:25,025 --> 01:40:26,065 Right, right. 1930 01:40:26,545 --> 01:40:27,505 Sign these. 1931 01:40:27,865 --> 01:40:28,545 Here. 1932 01:40:30,505 --> 01:40:31,465 - Where, sir? - Here. 1933 01:40:36,345 --> 01:40:37,505 Kavya Godbole? 1934 01:40:37,945 --> 01:40:39,265 'Her name's Kavya.' 1935 01:40:39,385 --> 01:40:41,185 'They went to the same college.' 1936 01:40:41,305 --> 01:40:42,385 - 'Okay.' - 'They loved each other.' 1937 01:40:42,505 --> 01:40:44,505 'They wanted to get married, but couldn't.' 1938 01:40:44,905 --> 01:40:48,825 'Her parents got her married to a professor, of the same caste.' 1939 01:40:49,025 --> 01:40:49,585 'Then?' 1940 01:40:49,785 --> 01:40:54,825 'She couldn't be Mrs. Kavya Rane so she became Mrs. Kavya Godbole.' 1941 01:40:54,945 --> 01:40:55,945 What is it, bro? 1942 01:40:57,025 --> 01:40:59,825 Madhu's lawyer's name is Kavya? 1943 01:41:00,425 --> 01:41:01,905 Our lawyer is good too. 1944 01:41:02,025 --> 01:41:03,185 Don't be fooled by his name. 1945 01:41:03,305 --> 01:41:04,425 Mr. Ravan, can you help me with something? 1946 01:41:04,545 --> 01:41:06,025 That name doesn't deserve respect, son. 1947 01:41:06,385 --> 01:41:06,945 Okay. 1948 01:41:07,665 --> 01:41:08,825 Ravan, can you tell me something? 1949 01:41:08,905 --> 01:41:09,665 What? 1950 01:41:09,785 --> 01:41:10,505 Do you know Kavya Godbole? 1951 01:41:10,625 --> 01:41:12,865 Yes, she's a colleague of mine at the Bombay High Court. 1952 01:41:13,105 --> 01:41:14,105 Is her husband a professor? 1953 01:41:14,225 --> 01:41:14,785 Yes. 1954 01:41:14,905 --> 01:41:15,985 At Divya College. 1955 01:41:16,105 --> 01:41:16,905 Why? 1956 01:41:18,465 --> 01:41:19,505 Nothing. Thank you. 1957 01:41:20,825 --> 01:41:22,425 Take dad home, I'll catch up with you. 1958 01:41:22,545 --> 01:41:23,105 Okay, bro. 1959 01:41:23,225 --> 01:41:24,065 Dad? Bless you. 1960 01:41:25,905 --> 01:41:26,945 Let's go home, guys. 1961 01:41:27,065 --> 01:41:29,305 - Where do you think you are going? - What are you doing, sir? 1962 01:41:29,425 --> 01:41:31,025 Your name wasn't there on the bail bond. 1963 01:41:31,105 --> 01:41:32,665 But Mr. Dhillon is just like a family member. 1964 01:41:32,785 --> 01:41:33,105 Move it. 1965 01:41:33,225 --> 01:41:35,025 Sir, what...! Mr. Dhillon! 1966 01:41:35,265 --> 01:41:36,745 Mr. Dhillon, you've left me behind. 1967 01:41:36,865 --> 01:41:37,985 Mr. Dhillon! 1968 01:41:38,305 --> 01:41:39,585 Sir, please let me go. 1969 01:41:39,665 --> 01:41:40,625 Stop bugging me, dude. 1970 01:41:42,825 --> 01:41:44,825 Sir, that's Kavya Godbole. 1971 01:41:45,105 --> 01:41:46,305 The one in pink sari. 1972 01:42:29,425 --> 01:42:31,505 Massage! Oil Massage! 1973 01:42:31,785 --> 01:42:32,785 Would you like a massage, sir? 1974 01:42:32,905 --> 01:42:33,505 No, thank you. 1975 01:42:33,825 --> 01:42:34,865 It'll get you in the mood. 1976 01:42:34,985 --> 01:42:35,865 Not interested, man. 1977 01:42:35,985 --> 01:42:38,665 You'll get a full body massage in just 10 bucks. 1978 01:42:40,905 --> 01:42:41,945 Here, out in the open? 1979 01:42:42,145 --> 01:42:44,425 I'm just offering a massage, sir. How does the location matter? 1980 01:42:45,385 --> 01:42:48,145 Fine, if you insist, give me a foot massage. 1981 01:42:48,265 --> 01:42:49,505 Okay, sir. Please follow me. 1982 01:42:49,625 --> 01:42:50,065 Okay. 1983 01:42:50,705 --> 01:42:51,865 Are there any photographers around? 1984 01:42:51,985 --> 01:42:52,625 There are plenty, sir. 1985 01:42:52,705 --> 01:42:55,265 This is Marine Drive, it's swarming with photographers. 1986 01:42:56,105 --> 01:42:58,425 Hey, what... what are you doing? 1987 01:42:58,825 --> 01:42:59,865 At least wait till we get inside. 1988 01:43:02,745 --> 01:43:04,705 This room ends before it begins. 1989 01:43:04,985 --> 01:43:06,305 Didn't get a suite this time? 1990 01:43:06,945 --> 01:43:07,865 No, 1991 01:43:09,665 --> 01:43:10,785 I'm trying to save. 1992 01:43:11,905 --> 01:43:13,545 Tulshi's marriage has been fixed. 1993 01:43:14,345 --> 01:43:14,665 What? 1994 01:43:14,785 --> 01:43:17,185 Yes. Remember the government servant I'd told you about? 1995 01:43:17,385 --> 01:43:18,265 The same guy. 1996 01:43:18,945 --> 01:43:19,985 Tulshi's happy? 1997 01:43:20,825 --> 01:43:22,105 Well, she agreed. 1998 01:43:23,145 --> 01:43:25,985 Even I had agreed, when I didn't have any other option. 1999 01:43:26,305 --> 01:43:28,505 So she agreed due to lack of option or she genuinely agreed? 2000 01:43:28,625 --> 01:43:33,145 Tulshi agreed willingly, no one forced her. 2001 01:43:33,705 --> 01:43:35,705 Like your family had forced you. 2002 01:43:36,265 --> 01:43:38,865 She is smart, she understands. 2003 01:43:39,065 --> 01:43:40,545 I was no fool either, 2004 01:43:41,225 --> 01:43:43,745 but I didn't know that my husband would turn out to be such a weirdo. 2005 01:43:45,625 --> 01:43:47,945 I can neither stay with him nor leave him. 2006 01:43:49,825 --> 01:43:50,225 I understand. 2007 01:43:50,345 --> 01:43:51,705 No, you don't. 2008 01:43:53,945 --> 01:43:56,265 Your life isn't messed up because of a wrong girl. 2009 01:44:01,265 --> 01:44:04,425 There's just one girl in my life. 2010 01:44:05,545 --> 01:44:06,305 Kavya. 2011 01:44:06,785 --> 01:44:08,625 And I am with her. 2012 01:44:12,785 --> 01:44:13,865 Tell me something? 2013 01:44:13,985 --> 01:44:14,585 Yes, my love? 2014 01:44:15,025 --> 01:44:18,065 How did you know the groom's father was going to ask for dowry? 2015 01:44:18,185 --> 01:44:20,385 You went there prepared with a recorder, 2016 01:44:20,505 --> 01:44:21,865 and recorded the entire conversation! 2017 01:44:26,385 --> 01:44:27,625 Good question. 2018 01:44:28,905 --> 01:44:31,665 You see, I am a detective. 2019 01:44:32,465 --> 01:44:34,385 I have a killer instinct. 2020 01:44:35,345 --> 01:44:38,345 I've managed to expose 49 boys so far, Kavya. 2021 01:44:38,585 --> 01:44:44,105 I can judge a person's character just by looking at his gait. 2022 01:44:48,425 --> 01:44:50,745 So skilled, huh, Sherlock? 2023 01:44:51,785 --> 01:44:53,145 You are making fun of me? 2024 01:44:53,625 --> 01:44:54,385 Hmm? 2025 01:44:54,985 --> 01:44:56,425 You think this is funny? 2026 01:44:57,185 --> 01:45:00,905 Kavya, we meet like this to spend some quality time together, 2027 01:45:01,225 --> 01:45:03,865 but you always end up mocking me. 2028 01:45:04,865 --> 01:45:06,425 We are not a married couple. 2029 01:45:06,985 --> 01:45:08,385 Understood me? 2030 01:45:09,545 --> 01:45:10,385 Yes, I did! 2031 01:45:10,785 --> 01:45:12,465 You don't always have to remind me! 2032 01:45:16,785 --> 01:45:17,545 Kavya? 2033 01:45:19,505 --> 01:45:20,265 Kavya? 2034 01:45:20,705 --> 01:45:21,665 Kavya! 2035 01:45:24,785 --> 01:45:26,505 Stop tickling me, man. 2036 01:45:33,665 --> 01:45:34,465 Thank you, that's enough. 2037 01:45:34,585 --> 01:45:35,425 Give me your camera, bro. 2038 01:45:35,545 --> 01:45:37,585 Sir, please do visit again. I thoroughly enjoyed it. 2039 01:46:21,705 --> 01:46:22,705 There she is. 2040 01:46:24,585 --> 01:46:25,385 Have a seat. 2041 01:46:25,785 --> 01:46:26,865 Tulshi... 2042 01:46:27,345 --> 01:46:28,705 Meet Ashok. 2043 01:46:28,825 --> 01:46:29,585 Hello. 2044 01:46:29,705 --> 01:46:31,385 Ashok's parents. 2045 01:46:31,505 --> 01:46:32,425 Hello. 2046 01:46:32,505 --> 01:46:34,185 See, I brought them straight here. 2047 01:46:34,305 --> 01:46:36,585 They should know what your work involves. 2048 01:46:36,705 --> 01:46:37,305 Right. 2049 01:46:37,505 --> 01:46:38,185 I like her! 2050 01:46:39,785 --> 01:46:40,625 She's pristine. 2051 01:46:41,185 --> 01:46:42,465 Nice catch! 2052 01:46:44,105 --> 01:46:47,145 Do you guys have any questions? 2053 01:46:47,265 --> 01:46:48,145 No. 2054 01:46:49,105 --> 01:46:49,945 No questions. 2055 01:46:50,065 --> 01:46:50,945 But I have a few. 2056 01:46:51,065 --> 01:46:52,905 Go ahead, and ask them then. 2057 01:46:53,025 --> 01:46:53,945 Go on. 2058 01:46:54,225 --> 01:46:57,945 I'll continue to be a DJ even after marriage, so if that's an issue... 2059 01:46:58,065 --> 01:46:59,865 It's not an issue. We're okay with it. 2060 01:46:59,985 --> 01:47:03,305 And you'll have to hire a maid to do household chores. 2061 01:47:04,025 --> 01:47:05,145 Mom will do it. 2062 01:47:05,545 --> 01:47:06,785 She's anyway doing it. 2063 01:47:06,905 --> 01:47:08,665 Washing clothes, doing the dishes, sweeping and mopping the floor. 2064 01:47:08,785 --> 01:47:10,905 She doesn't let anyone enter the kitchen. 2065 01:47:11,785 --> 01:47:12,585 All in one! 2066 01:47:13,225 --> 01:47:14,825 Does anyone in your family snore? 2067 01:47:14,945 --> 01:47:15,865 Dad. 2068 01:47:16,465 --> 01:47:17,385 He snores. 2069 01:47:17,825 --> 01:47:19,865 But we can always clip his nose. 2070 01:47:19,985 --> 01:47:20,545 Huh? 2071 01:47:20,905 --> 01:47:21,985 Problem solved. 2072 01:47:26,065 --> 01:47:28,065 Anyway, forget that. 2073 01:47:28,145 --> 01:47:30,945 So tell me, what do you think? 2074 01:47:31,545 --> 01:47:32,305 He's crazy. 2075 01:47:32,425 --> 01:47:33,025 Huh? 2076 01:47:33,345 --> 01:47:35,505 I mean for your sister. 2077 01:47:35,625 --> 01:47:36,505 - Oh yes. - Okay. 2078 01:47:36,785 --> 01:47:40,745 What I don't understand is, why are you rushing the wedding? 2079 01:47:40,865 --> 01:47:42,225 - You see... - Hey. 2080 01:47:43,545 --> 01:47:49,745 No, you see uncle, it's a very auspicious day. 2081 01:47:49,865 --> 01:47:50,905 Right. 2082 01:47:51,025 --> 01:47:51,985 - Very auspicious. - Very. 2083 01:47:52,105 --> 01:47:55,745 Our family always sticks to doing things at the right time. 2084 01:47:55,865 --> 01:47:58,705 We are very religious. 2085 01:47:58,825 --> 01:47:59,545 Right. 2086 01:47:59,665 --> 01:48:03,745 We consult the charts before sending her to the disco everyday. 2087 01:48:03,865 --> 01:48:04,745 We even break a coconut, as its auspicious. 2088 01:48:04,865 --> 01:48:05,905 - Yes. - Right. 2089 01:48:07,265 --> 01:48:08,465 Don't you think we're overdoing it? 2090 01:48:09,225 --> 01:48:10,945 Dad, finalise it already! 2091 01:48:14,385 --> 01:48:15,345 Okay, son. 2092 01:48:15,825 --> 01:48:18,745 We are happy with whatever makes our son happy. 2093 01:48:18,865 --> 01:48:20,185 - Yeah! - Brother-in-law! 2094 01:48:21,305 --> 01:48:22,705 Congratulations. 2095 01:48:22,825 --> 01:48:24,025 Congratulations. 2096 01:48:27,265 --> 01:48:28,065 Come with me. 2097 01:48:28,185 --> 01:48:29,385 Madhu! 2098 01:48:29,785 --> 01:48:30,345 Stay put. 2099 01:48:30,465 --> 01:48:32,065 - Yes! - Tulshi? 2100 01:48:34,185 --> 01:48:34,945 One beer, please. 2101 01:48:35,065 --> 01:48:36,065 Strong. 2102 01:48:36,945 --> 01:48:37,985 Yes, strong. 2103 01:48:38,065 --> 01:48:39,185 And soda for me. 2104 01:48:41,265 --> 01:48:42,265 Are you happy? 2105 01:48:42,785 --> 01:48:44,945 Never been happier! 2106 01:48:45,345 --> 01:48:48,665 Now all my college friends will see what a beautiful wife I have. 2107 01:48:48,785 --> 01:48:51,505 I'll take her out every day & every night. 2108 01:48:52,305 --> 01:48:54,825 She looks even more pristine in western clothes! 2109 01:48:55,105 --> 01:48:57,705 Cancel the soda. Get me a beer instead. 2110 01:49:00,705 --> 01:49:01,585 Speed up. 2111 01:49:04,025 --> 01:49:06,025 Why are you bubble packing that drum? 2112 01:49:06,305 --> 01:49:07,745 We're going back to Moga. 2113 01:49:07,945 --> 01:49:09,185 You can play it there. 2114 01:49:09,745 --> 01:49:11,385 Why are we moving back to Moga? 2115 01:49:11,585 --> 01:49:12,585 I want to stay here. 2116 01:49:12,785 --> 01:49:14,745 I have a school picnic next week, to Essel World. 2117 01:49:14,865 --> 01:49:18,625 We have no choice, after all the slandering we have faced. 2118 01:49:18,745 --> 01:49:22,105 Everyone will know that we are the victims here 2119 01:49:22,305 --> 01:49:25,225 after the one who slandered us gets slandered and ends up in prison. 2120 01:49:26,305 --> 01:49:27,465 Bro! 2121 01:49:28,705 --> 01:49:29,865 Wait up, bro. 2122 01:49:29,985 --> 01:49:30,785 You are all worked up. 2123 01:49:30,905 --> 01:49:32,425 What's the game plan? Do share. 2124 01:49:33,025 --> 01:49:36,785 Yesterday, I followed Kavya Godbole, Madhu's lawyer. 2125 01:49:37,025 --> 01:49:37,945 Do you know who she is? 2126 01:49:38,065 --> 01:49:38,625 Who? 2127 01:49:38,905 --> 01:49:40,145 Madhu's old flame. 2128 01:49:40,265 --> 01:49:40,625 What? 2129 01:49:40,705 --> 01:49:42,905 An old flame that wouldn't extinguish. 2130 01:49:43,185 --> 01:49:45,665 Both of them were making whoopee in Marine Hotel. 2131 01:49:45,785 --> 01:49:46,585 What are you saying, bro? 2132 01:49:46,905 --> 01:49:50,865 Here I am yearning for a grain of sugar while he's feasting on a sugarcane! 2133 01:49:50,985 --> 01:49:51,465 Sugarcane! 2134 01:49:51,585 --> 01:49:53,585 - That rascal! - Bloody scoundrel. 2135 01:49:53,705 --> 01:49:55,985 He, who's coquetting an innocent man's wife, 2136 01:49:56,105 --> 01:49:58,905 is trying to find faults in all other innocent boys across the world, huh! 2137 01:49:59,185 --> 01:50:01,305 He's firing someone else's licensed gun, 2138 01:50:01,425 --> 01:50:04,465 while telling us not to explode firecrackers in our own backyard! 2139 01:50:04,785 --> 01:50:06,225 He needs to be punished, Sukhi. 2140 01:50:06,345 --> 01:50:08,225 - Yes, he should be. - We'll get him punished, bro. 2141 01:50:08,345 --> 01:50:09,545 - Yes, he deserves it. - But how, bro? 2142 01:50:09,665 --> 01:50:11,065 We've tried to outsmart him before, 2143 01:50:11,185 --> 01:50:13,065 but our family ended up packing for Moga. 2144 01:50:13,185 --> 01:50:14,225 This time we'll send him away for good. 2145 01:50:14,345 --> 01:50:15,145 - Where? - To prison. 2146 01:50:15,265 --> 01:50:16,905 What was the charge he used against us, dowry, right? 2147 01:50:17,025 --> 01:50:18,425 We'll accuse him of adultery! 2148 01:50:18,545 --> 01:50:20,505 We'll book him under all the possible sections. 2149 01:50:20,625 --> 01:50:21,945 What does adultery imply, bro? 2150 01:50:22,065 --> 01:50:25,105 To have an affair with a married woman is against the law. 2151 01:50:25,225 --> 01:50:26,385 Do you know the jail time for it? 2152 01:50:26,505 --> 01:50:27,265 Six months! 2153 01:50:27,665 --> 01:50:30,145 Oh so, it's similar to milk adulteration. 2154 01:50:30,505 --> 01:50:32,625 But who'll file those charges against him? 2155 01:50:33,385 --> 01:50:36,625 Her husband, Professor Chinmay Godbole. 2156 01:50:50,465 --> 01:50:51,145 So, 2157 01:50:53,145 --> 01:50:55,105 we know the basics of mathematics. 2158 01:50:55,465 --> 01:50:59,905 When the section cuts the conic in exactly horizontal fashion, 2159 01:51:00,265 --> 01:51:04,865 then formed section is exactly circular. 2160 01:51:29,545 --> 01:51:30,665 Why's he walking like that? 2161 01:51:30,945 --> 01:51:31,545 Like what? 2162 01:51:31,625 --> 01:51:32,465 Like that! 2163 01:51:50,265 --> 01:51:51,865 Yes, why is he walking like that? 2164 01:51:52,385 --> 01:51:53,465 - Let's find out. - Yeah. 2165 01:51:55,185 --> 01:51:56,545 - Hello. - Hello. 2166 01:52:02,185 --> 01:52:03,145 Do I know you? 2167 01:52:04,225 --> 01:52:04,785 No. 2168 01:52:05,825 --> 01:52:06,545 Then why smile? 2169 01:52:07,745 --> 01:52:08,985 We are here to meet you. 2170 01:52:10,865 --> 01:52:12,105 Roll your sleeves up. 2171 01:52:13,425 --> 01:52:14,185 Huh? 2172 01:52:14,785 --> 01:52:16,705 That one's up, so roll this one as well. 2173 01:52:21,905 --> 01:52:22,865 One and a half spoon of tea powder? 2174 01:52:22,985 --> 01:52:23,665 Yes, sir. 2175 01:52:24,665 --> 01:52:25,305 Milk? 2176 01:52:25,425 --> 01:52:26,465 75ml, sir. 2177 01:52:31,545 --> 01:52:33,425 Nope, it contains more, check. 2178 01:52:33,705 --> 01:52:35,065 I'll make you another cup, sir. 2179 01:52:35,185 --> 01:52:36,025 Sorry, sir. 2180 01:52:39,185 --> 01:52:40,345 So, why did you want to meet me? 2181 01:52:41,865 --> 01:52:44,585 Because we have a common enemy. 2182 01:52:46,145 --> 01:52:47,585 Purshottam Godse? 2183 01:52:48,065 --> 01:52:49,745 No, he's all yours. I'm talking about someone else. 2184 01:52:50,465 --> 01:52:51,385 Rane. 2185 01:52:51,745 --> 01:52:53,585 Madhu Mangal Rane. 2186 01:52:53,865 --> 01:52:55,065 Resides in Girgaon. 2187 01:52:56,025 --> 01:52:57,225 A wedding detective. 2188 01:52:57,345 --> 01:52:58,465 I am sure you know him. 2189 01:52:58,585 --> 01:52:59,505 Ranganathan. 2190 01:53:00,545 --> 01:53:01,825 Swami Ranganathan. 2191 01:53:02,865 --> 01:53:04,545 Owns a small restaurant in Madras. 2192 01:53:06,705 --> 01:53:07,785 Do you know him? 2193 01:53:08,185 --> 01:53:08,705 No. 2194 01:53:09,025 --> 01:53:10,505 Then what makes you think I know your guy? 2195 01:53:10,625 --> 01:53:15,425 Sir, your wife Kavya is having an affair with this Madhu Mangal Rane. 2196 01:53:16,145 --> 01:53:18,025 Both of them enter the hotel discreetly, 2197 01:53:18,145 --> 01:53:20,305 but in the hotel room they become completely carefree. 2198 01:53:21,545 --> 01:53:23,145 And why are you telling me this? 2199 01:53:23,265 --> 01:53:24,425 That's strange, sir. 2200 01:53:24,545 --> 01:53:27,425 We've come so far to tell you this and you are taking it so lightly? 2201 01:53:27,545 --> 01:53:28,265 What do you want? 2202 01:53:28,385 --> 01:53:29,585 You are not getting it, sir. 2203 01:53:29,705 --> 01:53:32,185 He's adulterating your pure milk. 2204 01:53:32,305 --> 01:53:33,625 You should send him to prison. 2205 01:53:33,825 --> 01:53:35,665 Adultery is not allowed, sir. You should teach him a lesson. 2206 01:53:35,785 --> 01:53:36,425 Yes, you should. 2207 01:53:36,545 --> 01:53:37,025 Yes. 2208 01:53:37,145 --> 01:53:38,385 Who'd go to the police station? 2209 01:53:40,705 --> 01:53:41,585 And then the court? 2210 01:53:41,985 --> 01:53:43,465 Nothing is proper there. 2211 01:53:44,065 --> 01:53:44,825 Files! 2212 01:53:45,865 --> 01:53:47,105 They just lie scattered everywhere. 2213 01:53:47,625 --> 01:53:50,065 The chairs and tables aren't properly aligned. 2214 01:53:50,425 --> 01:53:51,545 Plus the crowd. 2215 01:53:52,265 --> 01:53:53,025 People! 2216 01:53:54,105 --> 01:53:55,825 Everything is scattered. 2217 01:53:56,945 --> 01:53:58,185 Unorganised! 2218 01:53:58,585 --> 01:54:00,145 So, you'll spare him? 2219 01:54:00,465 --> 01:54:01,505 You won't seek revenge? 2220 01:54:01,705 --> 01:54:02,665 Do I care? 2221 01:54:04,785 --> 01:54:05,625 I don't. 2222 01:54:08,585 --> 01:54:10,505 Please straighten that chair before leaving. 2223 01:54:45,225 --> 01:54:49,545 Oh, someone's henna's turn out to be pretty dark. 2224 01:54:50,105 --> 01:54:53,585 Mom, her future husband loves her a lot. 2225 01:54:54,345 --> 01:54:56,265 That's the henna I had applied for the engagement. 2226 01:54:57,185 --> 01:54:58,465 It still hasn't faded. 2227 01:54:58,785 --> 01:55:01,945 She's getting married to Ashok with Suraj's henna on her hands. 2228 01:55:02,065 --> 01:55:04,225 This is the first time I've witnessed such a thing. 2229 01:55:05,625 --> 01:55:07,545 Hey, Tulshi? 2230 01:55:08,225 --> 01:55:09,665 You are happy, right? 2231 01:55:10,545 --> 01:55:11,785 Are you happy, Dada? 2232 01:55:11,865 --> 01:55:14,505 What do you mean? I am happy if you are. 2233 01:55:16,465 --> 01:55:18,025 Same goes, I am happy if you are. 2234 01:55:33,305 --> 01:55:34,545 Tulshi? 2235 01:55:35,785 --> 01:55:37,745 Do you still love Suraj? 2236 01:55:38,185 --> 01:55:38,825 Hmm? 2237 01:55:39,105 --> 01:55:41,345 His family demanded dowry, Dada. 2238 01:55:42,065 --> 01:55:43,785 Do you think I should marry such a boy? 2239 01:55:44,185 --> 01:55:46,585 What if they hadn't asked for dowry? 2240 01:55:48,185 --> 01:55:50,425 I'd still be getting married, 2241 01:55:51,585 --> 01:55:54,025 except, the groom wouldn't have been Ashok. 2242 01:56:26,305 --> 01:56:27,025 Let's go, Sukhi. 2243 01:56:27,105 --> 01:56:28,305 Where to? 2244 01:56:28,385 --> 01:56:29,305 To the professor's house. 2245 01:56:29,385 --> 01:56:29,945 Why? 2246 01:56:30,225 --> 01:56:31,585 Do you still think you can convince him? 2247 01:56:31,665 --> 01:56:33,305 I have never met such a weird man in my life. 2248 01:56:33,385 --> 01:56:34,345 Sukhi, my man... 2249 01:56:34,705 --> 01:56:36,185 - What are you doing? - Every lock has a key. 2250 01:56:36,265 --> 01:56:38,225 And a lock without that key needs to be hammered open. 2251 01:56:38,305 --> 01:56:39,545 - Got it? - Nope. 2252 01:56:39,625 --> 01:56:41,585 Madhu's old flame will now pay a heavy price. 2253 01:56:41,665 --> 01:56:42,905 Old flame? How old? 2254 01:56:42,985 --> 01:56:45,225 Old is old. 20 years old! 2255 01:56:45,305 --> 01:56:46,305 Why do you always have to argue? 2256 01:56:46,385 --> 01:56:47,665 I am not arguing, bro. I am just asking. 2257 01:56:47,745 --> 01:56:49,025 Kavya was going to marry him, 2258 01:56:49,105 --> 01:56:50,065 but she was married off to Godbole instead. 2259 01:56:50,385 --> 01:56:51,305 Dammit. 2260 01:56:51,385 --> 01:56:52,345 That's one sad story. 2261 01:56:52,705 --> 01:56:54,025 Ah, so the scoundrel's love was genuinely true. 2262 01:56:54,105 --> 01:56:57,945 Wonderful, so his love is true and what about mine? 2263 01:56:58,545 --> 01:56:59,985 He sent my entire family to prison! 2264 01:57:00,225 --> 01:57:03,105 I won't rest in peace till I don't put him behind bars. 2265 01:57:03,185 --> 01:57:04,745 I am sure you'll manage that, bro. 2266 01:57:04,825 --> 01:57:06,785 A heartbroken lover can achieve the impossible. 2267 01:57:07,185 --> 01:57:08,425 Take Madhu Mangal Rane for example. 2268 01:57:08,705 --> 01:57:12,225 He cursed so many boys with lifetime of bachelorhood because he couldn't marry Kavya. 2269 01:57:22,785 --> 01:57:25,105 These breads aren't exactly circular. Make them circular. 2270 01:57:25,705 --> 01:57:28,545 They won't stay circular in your stomach, just eat them. 2271 01:57:28,625 --> 01:57:29,385 I need to go to work. 2272 01:57:29,465 --> 01:57:31,305 Get this done first. 2273 01:57:31,785 --> 01:57:33,545 Even the okra aren't of the same size. 2274 01:57:39,505 --> 01:57:40,345 You can resize them yourself. 2275 01:57:41,305 --> 01:57:42,545 The knife is crooked too. 2276 01:58:02,105 --> 01:58:03,065 Poor thing! 2277 01:58:04,025 --> 01:58:05,905 He's made her life a living hell. 2278 01:58:06,425 --> 01:58:08,105 Let's go meet the weirdo, come on. 2279 01:58:09,185 --> 01:58:09,985 Come on! 2280 01:58:14,785 --> 01:58:15,705 Hey professor! 2281 01:58:16,545 --> 01:58:17,385 Sir! 2282 01:58:17,465 --> 01:58:18,585 - How are you doing, sir? - Hey... 2283 01:58:18,665 --> 01:58:19,585 So, how's life? 2284 01:58:19,665 --> 01:58:20,585 - Hello. - Have a seat. 2285 01:58:20,705 --> 01:58:21,625 - Hello. - Have a seat. 2286 01:58:21,705 --> 01:58:23,105 No, hold on. 2287 01:58:23,225 --> 01:58:24,425 How can you enter... 2288 01:58:24,905 --> 01:58:25,785 Straighten the chair. 2289 01:58:25,865 --> 01:58:27,825 You mean like this or like that? 2290 01:58:28,465 --> 01:58:30,385 What is this behaviour? I don't understand. 2291 01:58:30,465 --> 01:58:31,745 How can you enter my house like this? 2292 01:58:31,825 --> 01:58:33,425 With our legs, bro. 2293 01:58:34,705 --> 01:58:35,425 - Sukhi? - Yeah. 2294 01:58:35,505 --> 01:58:36,145 Have an apple. 2295 01:58:36,225 --> 01:58:37,505 Thanks, I don't like okra anyway. 2296 01:58:38,025 --> 01:58:39,305 Wash it at least. 2297 01:58:39,385 --> 01:58:40,345 It's clean. Want a bite? 2298 01:58:40,425 --> 01:58:41,465 Professor? Yo, professor? 2299 01:58:41,545 --> 01:58:42,945 Don't mind, I know you are pretty useless, 2300 01:58:43,025 --> 01:58:44,905 but still there's something you can do for me. 2301 01:58:44,985 --> 01:58:46,625 I am not going to do anything for you. 2302 01:58:46,705 --> 01:58:48,425 Please, just leave! 2303 01:58:48,705 --> 01:58:49,425 Please. 2304 01:58:49,505 --> 01:58:51,025 Sir, where did you get this crockery from? 2305 01:58:51,105 --> 01:58:52,865 Looks like made in Germany. 2306 01:58:52,945 --> 01:58:53,705 No, no. 2307 01:58:53,905 --> 01:58:54,945 But I don't like these spoons. 2308 01:58:55,025 --> 01:58:55,425 I hate this one. 2309 01:58:55,505 --> 01:58:57,025 - That one... - Nope, don't like this one either. 2310 01:58:57,105 --> 01:58:59,465 None of them are good. 2311 01:59:01,305 --> 01:59:04,705 This is what I am going to do every day if you don't do as I say. 2312 01:59:04,785 --> 01:59:07,025 I'll keep visiting your residence and your college. 2313 01:59:07,105 --> 01:59:11,185 I'll make your entire life unorganised and scattered. 2314 01:59:15,145 --> 01:59:16,265 Is he dead? 2315 01:59:16,345 --> 01:59:17,825 No, just scattered! 2316 01:59:17,905 --> 01:59:18,745 Throw some water on his face. 2317 01:59:25,025 --> 01:59:26,545 Idiots! Speed up. You want me to get up there? 2318 01:59:26,625 --> 01:59:26,945 Kaka? 2319 01:59:27,425 --> 01:59:28,265 Hey superman! 2320 01:59:28,345 --> 01:59:29,545 Get down. 2321 01:59:29,625 --> 01:59:30,385 What? 2322 01:59:31,345 --> 01:59:32,465 I think, 2323 01:59:33,465 --> 01:59:34,865 he won't show up. 2324 01:59:35,065 --> 01:59:36,265 Let's just cancel the wedding. 2325 01:59:36,865 --> 01:59:38,105 Are you crazy! 2326 01:59:49,785 --> 01:59:50,545 Kaka! 2327 01:59:51,385 --> 01:59:53,985 Do you think he's the right choice for Tulshi? 2328 01:59:54,065 --> 01:59:55,185 Be honest with me. 2329 01:59:56,345 --> 01:59:57,065 You want me to be honest? 2330 01:59:57,145 --> 01:59:57,705 Hmm. 2331 01:59:58,065 --> 02:00:01,185 The one who was perfect for Tulshi... 2332 02:00:01,265 --> 02:00:04,225 ...is rotting in jail with his family, thanks to you! 2333 02:00:07,625 --> 02:00:08,585 Kaka... 2334 02:00:10,065 --> 02:00:11,025 What? 2335 02:00:11,105 --> 02:00:13,225 What do I do now? 2336 02:00:13,305 --> 02:00:14,425 Do nothing. 2337 02:00:15,545 --> 02:00:18,265 You are addicted to breaking marriages. 2338 02:00:18,465 --> 02:00:20,865 Have mercy on your sister, 2339 02:00:21,225 --> 02:00:22,265 your family, 2340 02:00:22,345 --> 02:00:24,105 and the entire community. Please! 2341 02:00:26,745 --> 02:00:28,465 Look, the groom's here. 2342 02:00:34,905 --> 02:00:40,345 Does he plan to marry Tulshi or kidnap her? 2343 02:00:51,065 --> 02:00:53,625 You've made my life, Dada. 2344 02:00:53,825 --> 02:00:54,945 All my relatives are going gaga. 2345 02:00:55,025 --> 02:00:56,745 "Ashok's wife is so beautiful." 2346 02:00:57,025 --> 02:00:58,025 "She's a hot babe." 2347 02:00:58,705 --> 02:00:59,625 They are all so jealous. 2348 02:01:00,545 --> 02:01:02,345 Let them get jealous. 2349 02:01:02,465 --> 02:01:03,265 I am on cloud nine. 2350 02:01:03,625 --> 02:01:04,705 Thank you, Dada. 2351 02:01:05,825 --> 02:01:07,105 Bless me, Kaka. 2352 02:01:17,185 --> 02:01:20,025 Hey, Tulshi listen, 2353 02:01:20,105 --> 02:01:21,745 do you really want to marry this buffoon? 2354 02:01:22,345 --> 02:01:23,985 What is this nonsense, Madhu? 2355 02:01:24,065 --> 02:01:24,505 Keep quiet. 2356 02:01:24,585 --> 02:01:26,345 Dada, just get it done and over with. 2357 02:01:26,825 --> 02:01:28,625 Marriage isn't everything in life, anyway. 2358 02:01:29,265 --> 02:01:30,865 I want to be a DJ, have my own career. 2359 02:01:30,945 --> 02:01:31,945 - But... - Madhu! 2360 02:01:32,345 --> 02:01:32,865 Madhu! 2361 02:01:32,945 --> 02:01:33,705 What happened? 2362 02:01:34,745 --> 02:01:35,865 What happened? 2363 02:01:37,105 --> 02:01:38,265 Chinmay signed the papers. 2364 02:01:38,465 --> 02:01:39,105 What papers? 2365 02:01:39,185 --> 02:01:40,185 Divorce papers! 2366 02:01:41,745 --> 02:01:42,305 This... 2367 02:01:42,625 --> 02:01:43,385 How? 2368 02:01:43,745 --> 02:01:44,705 Suraj Dhillon. 2369 02:01:45,225 --> 02:01:45,905 Suraj? 2370 02:02:04,985 --> 02:02:05,865 How did he pull this off? 2371 02:02:05,945 --> 02:02:07,145 I don't know. 2372 02:02:07,225 --> 02:02:08,825 Chinmay asked me to tell Suraj that, 2373 02:02:08,905 --> 02:02:11,305 he's leaving me for good, so now Suraj should leave him alone. 2374 02:02:11,385 --> 02:02:12,265 Where's Suraj? 2375 02:02:12,345 --> 02:02:12,785 I don't know. 2376 02:02:12,865 --> 02:02:14,985 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 2377 02:02:17,665 --> 02:02:19,745 Listen, it's quite crowded outside. 2378 02:02:19,825 --> 02:02:20,985 We'll have to leave stealthily. 2379 02:02:21,065 --> 02:02:22,225 There are 15 minutes left for the rituals to begin. 2380 02:02:22,305 --> 02:02:23,145 And what about the wedding? 2381 02:02:23,225 --> 02:02:28,665 You said that you'd marry Suraj if his parents hadn't asked for dowry, right? 2382 02:02:29,465 --> 02:02:31,385 Oh, good lord! 2383 02:02:31,705 --> 02:02:33,385 This means you were responsible for that shenanigan! 2384 02:02:33,465 --> 02:02:36,265 - Mom, mom, mom! - I knew it! 2385 02:02:36,345 --> 02:02:37,745 Suraj is such a nice boy. 2386 02:02:37,825 --> 02:02:41,425 Dada, you broke your sister's marriage just to take your revenge? 2387 02:02:41,505 --> 02:02:42,665 - No, I... - I knew it! 2388 02:02:42,745 --> 02:02:44,105 I know you since 20 years now. 2389 02:02:44,185 --> 02:02:47,145 - You too...? - You are so going to hell for this. 2390 02:02:47,345 --> 02:02:49,625 You'll suffer from all possible gross diseases in old age. 2391 02:02:49,705 --> 02:02:50,705 And mind you, your old age is around the corner. 2392 02:02:50,785 --> 02:02:51,545 Just a matter of two years! 2393 02:02:51,625 --> 02:02:52,905 Hey, hey, hey, that's enough. 2394 02:02:53,265 --> 02:02:54,425 We have just ten minutes left now. 2395 02:02:55,105 --> 02:02:57,145 Do you want to be with Suraj or marry Ashok? 2396 02:02:57,225 --> 02:02:57,905 Tell me. 2397 02:02:58,185 --> 02:02:58,865 Come on, tell me. 2398 02:03:01,945 --> 02:03:05,465 Mr. Bhave, how many years has it been since you became the commissioner? 2399 02:03:05,945 --> 02:03:08,025 I got promoted to that post just six months back. 2400 02:03:08,105 --> 02:03:08,785 Oh. 2401 02:03:08,865 --> 02:03:11,465 Before that, I was posted in Mulund, Crime Branch, for seven years. 2402 02:03:13,425 --> 02:03:15,025 Come, let me introduce you to Madhu. 2403 02:03:15,105 --> 02:03:15,705 Sure. 2404 02:03:15,785 --> 02:03:17,625 Madhu, meet the groom's maternal uncle. 2405 02:03:19,745 --> 02:03:20,465 Hey... 2406 02:03:20,825 --> 02:03:21,865 Where are they going? 2407 02:03:21,945 --> 02:03:23,665 Call the groom's maternal uncle. 2408 02:03:28,985 --> 02:03:31,785 Hey, the groom's maternal uncle is in the bride's makeup room. 2409 02:03:31,865 --> 02:03:32,865 Go, get him. 2410 02:03:33,985 --> 02:03:36,305 - Where are you going, man? - To hell? 2411 02:03:36,385 --> 02:03:37,465 Buzz off now. 2412 02:03:37,545 --> 02:03:38,705 - Madhu? - Yes? 2413 02:03:38,785 --> 02:03:40,225 The groom's maternal uncle... 2414 02:03:40,305 --> 02:03:42,825 Forget the groom's uncle. They'll untie him. 2415 02:03:42,905 --> 02:03:43,865 Untying him isn't the damn issue here. 2416 02:03:43,945 --> 02:03:46,545 He's a police commissioner. 2417 02:03:46,625 --> 02:03:47,425 Who? 2418 02:03:47,665 --> 02:03:48,985 The groom's maternal uncle? 2419 02:03:53,625 --> 02:03:54,665 Why didn't you tell me? 2420 02:03:54,745 --> 02:03:56,385 Did you give me a chance to tell you? 2421 02:03:56,465 --> 02:03:57,465 - You... - Stop it guys! 2422 02:03:57,585 --> 02:03:58,825 How do we leave? 2423 02:03:59,265 --> 02:03:59,985 How do we leave? 2424 02:04:01,425 --> 02:04:02,345 Get in! 2425 02:04:02,425 --> 02:04:03,585 - Go, go, go. - In this? 2426 02:04:03,665 --> 02:04:04,385 Hurry up, get in. 2427 02:04:04,465 --> 02:04:05,305 Go, go, go. 2428 02:04:05,465 --> 02:04:06,465 - Come on, get in. - Go, go. 2429 02:04:06,545 --> 02:04:07,905 I found the keys! 2430 02:04:08,185 --> 02:04:09,065 Get in. 2431 02:04:09,465 --> 02:04:10,105 Let's leave. 2432 02:04:10,185 --> 02:04:11,665 Go, go, go. 2433 02:04:15,105 --> 02:04:16,265 Move, move, move. 2434 02:04:16,825 --> 02:04:17,625 Which one? Which one? 2435 02:04:17,705 --> 02:04:18,825 - Suraj! - Which one? 2436 02:04:18,905 --> 02:04:19,705 This one. 2437 02:04:19,985 --> 02:04:21,105 - Suraj! - Suraj! 2438 02:04:21,185 --> 02:04:22,825 - Suraj! - Suraj! 2439 02:04:22,905 --> 02:04:23,945 - Suraj! - Suraj! 2440 02:04:24,025 --> 02:04:25,185 - Go, go, go. - Where are you going, mister? 2441 02:04:25,265 --> 02:04:25,625 Huh? 2442 02:04:25,705 --> 02:04:27,625 They sold everything and left for Moga. 2443 02:04:28,025 --> 02:04:28,785 When? 2444 02:04:28,865 --> 02:04:29,905 Their train leaves at two. 2445 02:04:29,985 --> 02:04:31,825 I'm pretty sure they must've bought the ticket by now. 2446 02:04:33,465 --> 02:04:34,705 Dada, will we be able to reach on time? 2447 02:04:34,785 --> 02:04:37,465 He'll wait for you, even if the train leaves. 2448 02:04:37,545 --> 02:04:40,665 Sister, it seems like you watched a Bollywood flick on TV last night. 2449 02:04:40,745 --> 02:04:41,705 This is not how it plays out in real life. 2450 02:04:41,785 --> 02:04:42,825 Drive, drive, drive. 2451 02:05:01,065 --> 02:05:02,385 Which way? 2452 02:05:03,065 --> 02:05:04,505 Platform No. 10! 2453 02:05:04,585 --> 02:05:06,385 - Let's go, let's go, let's go! - Platform No. 10! 2454 02:05:07,465 --> 02:05:08,345 Suraj! 2455 02:05:08,465 --> 02:05:10,465 Suraj! Have you seen a Sikh gentleman? 2456 02:05:10,545 --> 02:05:11,185 Suraj! 2457 02:05:14,385 --> 02:05:15,345 Suraj! 2458 02:05:15,865 --> 02:05:16,745 - Suraj! - Suraj! 2459 02:05:18,065 --> 02:05:19,745 Bro, may I ask something? 2460 02:05:20,105 --> 02:05:21,465 The train is leaving! 2461 02:05:21,545 --> 02:05:22,865 Guddi, please stop bugging me. 2462 02:05:22,945 --> 02:05:27,225 What will you do if Tulsi shows up dressed as a bride? 2463 02:05:27,305 --> 02:05:28,705 I'll tell her to go to hell. 2464 02:05:28,905 --> 02:05:29,865 That's what she'd told me. 2465 02:05:29,945 --> 02:05:31,105 Then go and tell her. 2466 02:05:31,185 --> 02:05:32,305 Look, there she is! 2467 02:05:32,385 --> 02:05:33,305 Over there! 2468 02:05:33,785 --> 02:05:35,225 Faster, faster, faster! 2469 02:05:35,545 --> 02:05:36,905 Dad, I'll be back in a jiffy. 2470 02:05:37,305 --> 02:05:39,025 Is that Tulsi? 2471 02:05:39,105 --> 02:05:40,625 Suraj, please forgive me! 2472 02:05:40,705 --> 02:05:42,585 What does he want now? 2473 02:05:42,665 --> 02:05:43,185 Suraj! 2474 02:05:43,265 --> 02:05:44,105 Suraj! 2475 02:05:44,425 --> 02:05:46,145 - Suraj! - Suraj, please forgive me! 2476 02:05:46,225 --> 02:05:47,345 Go to hell. 2477 02:05:47,425 --> 02:05:49,065 What's the use of apologising now anyway? 2478 02:05:49,145 --> 02:05:50,625 Someone stop the train. 2479 02:05:50,705 --> 02:05:52,345 He's brought the whole jingbang along. 2480 02:05:52,425 --> 02:05:54,785 The train is already in motion. 2481 02:05:54,865 --> 02:05:56,665 Goodbye! Enjoy running all the way to Moga. 2482 02:05:56,745 --> 02:05:58,185 Don't go, Suraj! 2483 02:05:58,265 --> 02:06:00,545 First tell me, did you marry that guy? 2484 02:06:01,065 --> 02:06:02,665 What do you think? 2485 02:06:11,905 --> 02:06:13,225 Give us a hand! 2486 02:06:13,305 --> 02:06:14,305 Oh right. 2487 02:06:23,185 --> 02:06:23,985 Be careful, dear. 2488 02:06:24,065 --> 02:06:25,185 Oh no, the train's picking up speed. 2489 02:06:25,265 --> 02:06:26,585 - Hey. - Hurry up. 2490 02:06:26,665 --> 02:06:27,745 Aunty... 2491 02:06:27,825 --> 02:06:29,425 You'll fall! 2492 02:06:29,505 --> 02:06:30,665 - Get inside. - Get inside, bro. 2493 02:06:38,545 --> 02:06:41,385 Hey, some help here as well. 2494 02:06:41,465 --> 02:06:42,945 How can you leave us, man? 2495 02:06:43,345 --> 02:06:46,625 Migrants don't need to go back just because Bombay's name changed to Mumbai. 2496 02:06:46,705 --> 02:06:48,065 We are not leaving. 2497 02:06:48,145 --> 02:06:49,905 Our buffalos are on summer break. 2498 02:06:49,985 --> 02:06:51,505 We are taking them to Moga for a vacation, 2499 02:06:51,585 --> 02:06:52,385 all thanks to you! 2500 02:06:52,465 --> 02:06:53,265 Sorry. 2501 02:06:53,465 --> 02:06:54,305 Forgive me! 2502 02:06:54,425 --> 02:06:56,785 - Please forgive me. - Help me up, guys. 2503 02:06:56,865 --> 02:06:57,505 Oh shit! 2504 02:06:57,585 --> 02:06:58,705 Give me your hand. 2505 02:06:59,145 --> 02:07:00,025 Tulsi, give me your hand. 2506 02:07:00,105 --> 02:07:01,425 Why doesn't anyone stop the train? 2507 02:07:01,505 --> 02:07:02,945 - Tulsi, give me your hand! - Hurry up, Tulshi! 2508 02:07:03,025 --> 02:07:03,865 Tulsi, give me your hand. 2509 02:07:03,945 --> 02:07:05,265 Give me your hand Tulsi, what are you doing? 2510 02:07:05,345 --> 02:07:06,305 - Tulsi! - Tulshi! 2511 02:07:16,545 --> 02:07:17,825 What if I'd married that buffoon? 2512 02:07:18,745 --> 02:07:19,785 Then I'd have you two divorced. 2513 02:07:20,145 --> 02:07:21,225 Just like how I got Kavya divorced. 2514 02:07:21,785 --> 02:07:22,945 And why did you do that? 2515 02:07:23,025 --> 02:07:24,385 I obviously didn't do it for him. 2516 02:07:25,465 --> 02:07:28,385 I thought if not me, at least Kavya should get to be with her true love. 2517 02:07:28,785 --> 02:07:30,225 And you didn't think about us? 2518 02:07:30,385 --> 02:07:31,385 About me? 2519 02:07:31,465 --> 02:07:34,105 You left me for that government servant! 2520 02:07:34,185 --> 02:07:35,745 He looks like a frog. 2521 02:07:35,825 --> 02:07:37,025 You weren't taking my calls. 2522 02:07:37,185 --> 02:07:38,665 You didn't reply to the messages I'd paged you either. 2523 02:07:38,985 --> 02:07:39,505 So what? 2524 02:07:39,585 --> 02:07:42,505 You could have just showed up like you used to, stealthily. 2525 02:07:42,985 --> 02:07:44,825 You could have sent me a letter, or a telegram. 2526 02:07:44,905 --> 02:07:46,345 And what if he had intercepted the telegram? 2527 02:07:46,705 --> 02:07:48,145 We'd get sued by the postal department as well. 2528 02:07:48,225 --> 02:07:49,105 No, I wouldn't have done such a thing. 2529 02:07:49,185 --> 02:07:51,065 Bullshit! That's what he always says. 2530 02:07:51,145 --> 02:07:55,305 Look, I have such a nice son-in-law... er, future son-in-law! 2531 02:07:55,865 --> 02:07:57,545 And my son is such a cunning rascal! 2532 02:07:57,625 --> 02:07:58,505 Yes, very cunning. 2533 02:07:58,585 --> 02:07:59,785 What exactly are you, son? 2534 02:07:59,985 --> 02:08:02,185 You first call off the wedding and get us imprisoned. 2535 02:08:02,425 --> 02:08:04,985 Then you fix your sister's wedding to someone else. 2536 02:08:05,265 --> 02:08:07,345 And now when we are leaving, 2537 02:08:07,545 --> 02:08:11,225 you once again call off your sister's wedding and bring her here. 2538 02:08:11,385 --> 02:08:14,785 Tell me something, how do you manage all these shenanigans? 2539 02:08:15,185 --> 02:08:18,225 Your birthday should be declared as a national holiday. 2540 02:08:18,305 --> 02:08:19,385 No, I am serious! 2541 02:08:19,905 --> 02:08:21,625 - Mom... - Uncle... uncle, please forgive me. 2542 02:08:21,705 --> 02:08:23,465 I'm very very sorry, uncle. 2543 02:08:23,545 --> 02:08:24,905 I got you implicated in a false case. 2544 02:08:24,985 --> 02:08:26,265 He never demanded any dowry from me. 2545 02:08:26,345 --> 02:08:27,105 That's what I have been saying! 2546 02:08:27,185 --> 02:08:28,705 - Heard that? - That's what I have been saying all along. 2547 02:08:28,785 --> 02:08:30,705 Stop fighting, now that both the families have united. 2548 02:08:30,785 --> 02:08:31,905 - Forget everything else. - How can I forget it all? 2549 02:08:31,985 --> 02:08:33,425 We had to sell our house, our shop. 2550 02:08:33,505 --> 02:08:35,065 Our cattle went on a summer break to Moga. 2551 02:08:35,145 --> 02:08:36,505 - How can I just forget all that? - Right, how can we forget? 2552 02:08:36,585 --> 02:08:37,425 - Bro... - How? 2553 02:08:37,505 --> 02:08:40,265 Do one thing, take my shop. 2554 02:08:40,345 --> 02:08:41,825 - No, no, no, no. - Uncle... 2555 02:08:41,905 --> 02:08:44,385 Frisk him. See if he's hiding a tape recorder somewhere. 2556 02:08:44,465 --> 02:08:45,185 - Yes, true. - That's possible. 2557 02:08:45,265 --> 02:08:46,985 Who pulled the emergency brakes? 2558 02:08:47,265 --> 02:08:47,745 Huh? 2559 02:08:47,825 --> 02:08:49,065 Who pulled the emergency brakes? 2560 02:08:49,145 --> 02:08:50,425 The brakes... sir, he pulled it! 2561 02:08:50,505 --> 02:08:52,265 - No... - Sir, he doesn't even have a ticket. 2562 02:08:52,345 --> 02:08:53,905 - What? - Yes, I don't have a ticket. 2563 02:08:53,985 --> 02:08:55,705 You see, we came straight from a wedding. 2564 02:08:55,785 --> 02:08:57,985 You need to pay 300 bucks for pulling the emergency brakes, 2565 02:08:58,065 --> 02:09:00,025 and 70 for travelling without a ticket. Pay up quickly! 2566 02:09:00,105 --> 02:09:00,665 That's all? 2567 02:09:00,745 --> 02:09:02,505 Brother-in-law... can you please pay him? 2568 02:09:02,585 --> 02:09:04,305 We came straight from the wedding. 2569 02:09:04,385 --> 02:09:05,465 We aren't carrying any cash. 2570 02:09:05,545 --> 02:09:06,305 You have any money on you? 2571 02:09:06,385 --> 02:09:07,345 - You don't have any money? - No. 2572 02:09:07,745 --> 02:09:09,265 Sir, what happens if he doesn't pay? 2573 02:09:09,345 --> 02:09:10,105 Jail. 2574 02:09:12,865 --> 02:09:14,345 Then sir, we, too, don't have any money. 2575 02:09:14,425 --> 02:09:15,665 - Suraj! - You can put him behind bars. 2576 02:09:15,745 --> 02:09:16,585 What? 2577 02:09:21,505 --> 02:09:22,465 Sir! 2578 02:09:24,545 --> 02:09:26,385 We're even now, dearest brother-in-law. 2579 02:09:26,625 --> 02:09:27,465 Let's go. 2580 02:09:27,785 --> 02:09:28,705 Come on. 2581 02:09:29,785 --> 02:09:30,825 How do we go home? 2582 02:09:31,065 --> 02:09:32,065 Where's your motorbike? 2583 02:09:32,145 --> 02:09:33,305 Remember, you forced us to sell everything. 2584 02:09:33,465 --> 02:09:34,505 Let's travel by train. 2585 02:09:35,065 --> 02:09:36,545 - The local train? - Yes, why? 2586 02:09:37,705 --> 02:09:38,985 Is this how you plan to treat my sister? 2587 02:09:39,265 --> 02:09:40,745 You can always gift me a motorbike. 2588 02:09:41,185 --> 02:09:42,665 Now bear the consequences for what you'd accused me of. 2589 02:09:42,905 --> 02:09:43,665 Really? 2590 02:09:43,945 --> 02:09:45,145 We're going to travel in a local train? 2591 02:09:45,905 --> 02:09:47,105 But they are so crowded. 2592 02:09:47,185 --> 02:09:48,385 Let's take a cab instead. 2593 02:09:48,625 --> 02:09:51,465 All kind of weird migrants from all walks of life travel in the train. 2594 02:09:51,545 --> 02:09:52,865 That's true. 2595 02:09:53,025 --> 02:09:54,345 Mumbai actually belongs only to the fishermen. 2596 02:09:54,425 --> 02:09:55,705 Everyone else has migrated here from elsewhere. 2597 02:09:56,185 --> 02:09:57,185 So I'm a fisherman? 2598 02:09:57,265 --> 02:09:58,585 No, I didn't mean you. 2599 02:10:05,625 --> 02:10:06,345 Clap. 2600 02:10:07,025 --> 02:10:07,785 Set 2601 02:10:07,865 --> 02:10:08,585 And action. 2602 02:10:08,865 --> 02:10:10,505 Now all I need is a... dammit. 2603 02:10:10,705 --> 02:10:11,105 Cut! Cut! 2604 02:10:11,465 --> 02:10:12,185 One more please. 2605 02:10:12,665 --> 02:10:13,785 You know, this video isn't for me? 2606 02:10:13,865 --> 02:10:14,465 Huh? 2607 02:10:14,545 --> 02:10:15,905 It's for those poor girls 2608 02:10:15,985 --> 02:10:18,385 whom never end up getting proposals from... 2609 02:10:19,705 --> 02:10:20,345 Action. 2610 02:10:21,265 --> 02:10:22,705 Oh my my, sister. 2611 02:10:24,425 --> 02:10:25,905 Your voice... what? 2612 02:10:25,985 --> 02:10:26,865 Who's laughing? 2613 02:10:27,585 --> 02:10:31,665 You went past the marriageable age busy trying to call off other's marriages. 2614 02:10:31,745 --> 02:10:32,545 And I forgot my lines. 2615 02:10:33,785 --> 02:10:37,825 Then you'll tell the world, "I am Madhu Mangal's queen mother..." 2616 02:10:38,745 --> 02:10:41,665 "I am Madhu Mangal's queen mother..." 2617 02:10:43,225 --> 02:10:45,305 "I am Madhu Mangal's queen's mother..." 2618 02:10:45,385 --> 02:10:47,385 "I am Madhu Mangal's Rane..." 2619 02:10:48,345 --> 02:10:49,865 But you know what kind of a boy I am. 2620 02:10:49,945 --> 02:10:52,025 I don't even look at my buffalos... damn. 2621 02:10:53,745 --> 02:10:55,065 How do I explain it to him? 2622 02:10:55,145 --> 02:10:56,385 He has anyway blah, blah, blah. 2623 02:10:56,465 --> 02:10:57,585 I fumbled. 2624 02:10:57,665 --> 02:11:01,705 No, these brats are... 2625 02:11:01,785 --> 02:11:02,545 No. 2626 02:11:03,665 --> 02:11:04,465 Shrimatu. 2627 02:11:04,545 --> 02:11:05,385 Shrimatu. 2628 02:11:05,905 --> 02:11:06,625 Shrimaan... 2629 02:11:06,705 --> 02:11:07,625 - What are you saying? - Mom! 2630 02:11:07,705 --> 02:11:08,865 - Madhu! - What? 2631 02:11:12,265 --> 02:11:14,265 So what do we do next? 2632 02:11:15,985 --> 02:11:16,825 Sir... 2633 02:11:18,985 --> 02:11:19,785 Kaka... 2634 02:11:22,705 --> 02:11:23,505 Hey. 2635 02:11:23,585 --> 02:11:24,705 Government! 2636 02:11:24,785 --> 02:11:27,305 Government some... servant. 2637 02:11:29,425 --> 02:11:31,105 Eat, you won't get fat. 2638 02:11:32,025 --> 02:11:33,705 Where are you? Your hand keeps moving. 2639 02:11:35,185 --> 02:11:36,665 I've already short-listed two boys. 2640 02:11:36,745 --> 02:11:37,905 - Hmm? - Hmm. 2641 02:11:41,625 --> 02:11:44,745 Fine, ask the mechanic to deliver it and collect the payment. 2642 02:11:45,265 --> 02:11:48,065 No, that mechanic has already handed it over to me. 2643 02:11:48,145 --> 02:11:49,625 Now I'll have to come and deliver it. 2644 02:11:49,705 --> 02:11:51,505 Do you get a commission from him? 2645 02:11:52,625 --> 02:11:54,985 I was going to sit on the floor! 2646 02:11:55,945 --> 02:11:56,945 Action! 2647 02:11:57,025 --> 02:11:58,185 Do you know the jail time for it? 2648 02:11:58,265 --> 02:11:59,545 Six months! 2649 02:12:00,185 --> 02:12:01,785 Oh so, it's milk adultery. 2650 02:12:02,065 --> 02:12:03,425 - No, "like milk adulteration". - Oh, sorry, sorry. 2651 02:12:04,305 --> 02:12:05,105 Cut. 2652 02:12:06,305 --> 02:12:07,865 What's on your mind, huh? 2653 02:12:08,105 --> 02:12:09,665 What hands were they? Butter hands! 2654 02:12:10,505 --> 02:12:11,745 I was supposed to say what history... 2655 02:12:12,225 --> 02:12:14,145 Stop it... stop it. 2656 02:12:14,225 --> 02:12:15,185 She's crazy. 2657 02:12:16,385 --> 02:12:17,105 Tulsi? 2658 02:12:18,545 --> 02:12:19,385 Hello. 2659 02:12:23,225 --> 02:12:27,145 This is for you, a small gift... 2660 02:12:28,505 --> 02:12:29,945 Oh no! 2661 02:12:30,025 --> 02:12:33,225 - Uncle, that's what you call modern love. - I know. 2662 02:12:33,305 --> 02:12:34,905 Had you have ever done that? 2663 02:12:36,905 --> 02:12:37,825 Oh no. 2664 02:12:39,225 --> 02:12:40,425 You call this love? 2665 02:12:40,905 --> 02:12:43,185 All the tall claims that you had made, were for this? 2666 02:12:47,825 --> 02:12:51,065 Sir, you can cut the cake at the police station, yeah? 2667 02:12:55,385 --> 02:12:56,385 Wait... move it away. 2668 02:12:58,425 --> 02:12:59,265 Action! 2669 02:13:01,225 --> 02:13:02,305 I, too, was standing there. 2670 02:13:02,385 --> 02:13:02,985 One more. 2671 02:13:03,065 --> 02:13:05,385 - What do you think? - Give me a hand, man. 2672 02:13:05,585 --> 02:13:07,065 Come on, give me your hand. Your hand.. 2673 02:13:07,545 --> 02:13:08,865 - He's still sitting in there. - I know. 2674 02:13:08,945 --> 02:13:09,945 Can I say something? 2675 02:13:11,145 --> 02:13:13,025 Hey, we can make out that you are smiling. 2676 02:13:13,105 --> 02:13:15,425 Smiling as well as pouting. 2677 02:13:21,705 --> 02:13:22,905 - Oh shit! - Oh no, no, no. 2678 02:13:22,985 --> 02:13:26,905 The groom's family called in the morning saying that they can't find the groom. 2679 02:13:26,985 --> 02:13:28,025 The bride... 2680 02:13:29,505 --> 02:13:32,465 If that idiot can get married to a guy like Tulshi. 2681 02:13:32,545 --> 02:13:34,305 Oops!!!