1
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<font size="54">'Isn't it a branding strategy
to talk about your husband?'</font>

2
00:00:16,385 --> 00:00:18,785
<font size="54">'Mr Choubey, it's not a strategy.'</font>

3
00:00:19,305 --> 00:00:20,945
<font size="54">'But it's just love.'</font>

4
00:00:21,065 --> 00:00:22,865
<font size="54">'Give it up for Daniel.'</font>

5
00:00:23,425 --> 00:00:27,105
<font size="54">"Time comes and goes,
I've looked over my shoulder,"</font>

6
00:00:27,505 --> 00:00:31,225
<font size="54">"My hands are worn down,
my feet tired and swollen."</font>

7
00:00:31,305 --> 00:00:33,825
<font size="54">'Mother, look at these.
These are 22 carat gold bangles.'</font>

8
00:00:33,905 --> 00:00:34,985
<font size="54">'These are beautiful.'</font>

9
00:00:35,065 --> 00:00:36,145
<font size="54">'Aren't they?'</font>

10
00:00:36,265 --> 00:00:39,225
<font size="54">'Gogu bought them for me. It was
a mother's day surprise from her.'</font>

11
00:00:39,785 --> 00:00:40,625
<font size="54">'That's very good.'</font>

12
00:00:40,745 --> 00:00:43,225
<font size="54">'Since she became independent
and started to earn,'</font>

13
00:00:43,345 --> 00:00:46,945
<font size="54">'she gives me a surprise
every now and then.'</font>

14
00:00:47,425 --> 00:00:49,345
<font size="54">'And I get surprised.'</font>

15
00:00:49,465 --> 00:00:50,945
<font size="54">'How surprising!'</font>

16
00:00:52,345 --> 00:00:53,825
<font size="54">'I am Penthouse Pet of the Year.'</font>

17
00:00:53,945 --> 00:00:57,585
<font size="54">'Penthouse is
an erotic magazine, isn't it?'</font>

18
00:01:04,225 --> 00:01:07,345
<font size="54">'I can't wait for things
to just go back to normal.'</font>

19
00:01:07,425 --> 00:01:09,865
<font size="54">'They will. Just give it
some more time.'</font>

20
00:01:22,385 --> 00:01:25,745
<font size="54">Mr Vohra, your credentials
are quite up to the mark.</font>

21
00:01:26,185 --> 00:01:28,265
<font size="54">Thank you very much, sir.
- But...</font>

22
00:01:29,225 --> 00:01:30,985
<font size="54">How do I put it?</font>

23
00:01:32,305 --> 00:01:34,985
<font size="54">I don't know how this
company's senior management</font>

24
00:01:35,065 --> 00:01:38,865
<font size="54">is going to react
to your appearance.</font>

25
00:01:39,025 --> 00:01:44,065
<font size="54">I mean, is there something that
you can probably do about that?</font>

26
00:01:45,305 --> 00:01:46,265
<font size="54">Of course, I can.</font>

27
00:01:46,345 --> 00:01:47,705
<font size="54">I know I am not very good looking.</font>

28
00:01:47,785 --> 00:01:49,865
<font size="54">But if you give me a
really good salary,</font>

29
00:01:49,945 --> 00:01:51,785
<font size="54">I promise to get plastic surgery.</font>

30
00:01:54,745 --> 00:01:56,865
<font size="54">You don't have
to go through all that trouble</font>

31
00:01:57,185 --> 00:01:59,785
<font size="54">if you can only get rid
of the turban.</font>

32
00:02:06,625 --> 00:02:07,785
<font size="54">What happened?</font>

33
00:02:08,345 --> 00:02:09,665
<font size="54">It looks like</font>

34
00:02:10,345 --> 00:02:12,145
<font size="54">I have to go through a
little bit more trouble</font>

35
00:02:12,225 --> 00:02:14,385
<font size="54">before I can find myself
an organisation</font>

36
00:02:14,545 --> 00:02:15,745
<font size="54">that will offer me a job</font>

37
00:02:16,905 --> 00:02:18,865
<font size="54">and yet allow me
to keep my turban on.</font>

38
00:02:20,225 --> 00:02:21,745
<font size="54">Thank you very much
for your time, sir.</font>

39
00:02:44,505 --> 00:02:48,105
<font size="54">I am allowing you to enter
because of your befitting reply.</font>

40
00:02:52,745 --> 00:02:54,505
<font size="54">That's like my Jaspal.</font>

41
00:03:03,985 --> 00:03:05,065
<font size="54">I will get some tea.</font>

42
00:03:17,345 --> 00:03:19,105
<font size="54">Gogu,</font>

43
00:03:19,345 --> 00:03:21,225
<font size="54">what are you doing?</font>

44
00:03:24,865 --> 00:03:29,025
<font size="54">Dad, take off the turban
and show me your hair.</font>

45
00:03:29,825 --> 00:03:31,225
<font size="54">My baby.</font>

46
00:03:33,225 --> 00:03:35,825
<font size="54">I can't do that even for you.</font>

47
00:05:01,385 --> 00:05:02,385
<font size="54">Cheers!</font>

48
00:05:02,545 --> 00:05:05,465
<font size="54">So, you really proved us wrong.</font>

49
00:05:05,585 --> 00:05:07,785
<font size="54">Yes, not just y'all.</font>

50
00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:10,265
<font size="54">Cheers to that.
- Cheers!</font>

51
00:05:10,345 --> 00:05:11,985
<font size="54">What are you doing
in New York now?</font>

52
00:05:12,065 --> 00:05:14,465
<font size="54">Showing off her clout
to all you girls</font>

53
00:05:14,585 --> 00:05:15,905
<font size="54">and whiling away her time</font>

54
00:05:15,985 --> 00:05:18,825
<font size="54">as her date waits for her at the
Twilight restaurant</font>

55
00:05:18,905 --> 00:05:21,945
<font size="54">Oh, Twilight.
It's such a nice place.</font>

56
00:05:22,025 --> 00:05:25,585
<font size="54">They have the best pizzas in the
entire upper east side.</font>

57
00:05:25,665 --> 00:05:27,545
<font size="54">Yes, they do.
- Yes, that'll just seal the deal.</font>

58
00:05:27,625 --> 00:05:29,225
<font size="54">This is going to be disaster.</font>

59
00:05:29,345 --> 00:05:30,585
<font size="54">Cheers!</font>

60
00:05:30,665 --> 00:05:31,825
<font size="54">Cheers!</font>

61
00:05:35,105 --> 00:05:36,745
<font size="54">Okay. Bye, guys!</font>

62
00:05:36,825 --> 00:05:38,505
<font size="54">Bye.
- Bye.</font>

63
00:05:57,145 --> 00:05:58,585
<font size="54">Hello, Karen.</font>

64
00:05:58,905 --> 00:06:00,865
<font size="54">Sorry, I am a bit late.</font>

65
00:06:01,385 --> 00:06:04,025
<font size="54">Which is surprising because
you hate late comers.</font>

66
00:06:04,105 --> 00:06:06,665
<font size="54">And always arrive 5 minutes early.</font>

67
00:06:07,705 --> 00:06:10,665
<font size="54">Okay. I am late because
I am totally freaked out.</font>

68
00:06:10,785 --> 00:06:12,465
<font size="54">And we only met a month ago</font>

69
00:06:12,545 --> 00:06:16,905
<font size="54">and in a few days, you found
my phone number and my email.</font>

70
00:06:17,145 --> 00:06:20,105
<font size="54">I am so baffled on how you know
I am here in New York.</font>

71
00:06:20,185 --> 00:06:22,225
<font size="54">What's going on?
What are you doing?</font>

72
00:06:22,665 --> 00:06:24,145
<font size="54">I have been stalking you.</font>

73
00:06:24,385 --> 00:06:26,105
<font size="54">What? No.</font>

74
00:06:26,385 --> 00:06:29,025
<font size="54">No, I am kidding.
I just want to get to know you.</font>

75
00:06:31,585 --> 00:06:32,825
<font size="54">Yeah.</font>

76
00:06:48,785 --> 00:06:51,305
<font size="54">I know this song.
- Yes, of course you do.</font>

77
00:06:53,305 --> 00:06:55,945
<font size="54">Do you play a song like this
for every girl you meet?</font>

78
00:06:57,185 --> 00:06:59,385
<font size="54">Well, do you want to be the last?</font>

79
00:07:05,745 --> 00:07:07,785
<font size="54">"I tried to help everybody."</font>

80
00:07:07,985 --> 00:07:12,065
<font size="54">"The hours moved so fast.
I put the pieces back."</font>

81
00:07:12,665 --> 00:07:16,745
<font size="54">"The best I know, the best I can.
Are you here for me?"</font>

82
00:07:19,345 --> 00:07:22,025
<font size="54">"Am I by myself?"</font>

83
00:07:32,865 --> 00:07:34,785
<font size="54">"Sweet surrender."</font>

84
00:07:37,545 --> 00:07:40,105
<font size="54">"Sweet surrender."</font>

85
00:07:40,385 --> 00:07:43,905
<font size="54">"I am coming home for you."</font>

86
00:07:56,705 --> 00:07:58,305
<font size="54">You are not a bad dancer, Dirty.</font>

87
00:07:58,385 --> 00:08:01,465
<font size="54">How do you know? - You're not
the only stalker in town.</font>

88
00:08:01,625 --> 00:08:02,825
<font size="54">Okay.</font>

89
00:08:03,025 --> 00:08:05,265
<font size="54">So, Miss Karen, I didn't take
you for... - You know what?</font>

90
00:08:05,345 --> 00:08:06,665
<font size="54">Hold on. One second.</font>

91
00:08:06,785 --> 00:08:08,505
<font size="54">Why do you keep calling me Karen?</font>

92
00:08:09,945 --> 00:08:11,465
<font size="54">I was introduced as Sunny.</font>

93
00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:14,145
<font size="54">Well, that's because I am not
interested in Sunny.</font>

94
00:08:14,825 --> 00:08:16,625
<font size="54">I am only interested in Karen.</font>

95
00:09:02,385 --> 00:09:04,025
<font size="54">No, don't even think about it.</font>

96
00:09:04,105 --> 00:09:06,585
<font size="54">It's my brother. Just one second.</font>

97
00:09:11,305 --> 00:09:13,265
<font size="54">Hey, Sunny. What's up?
- 'Hey, listen.'</font>

98
00:09:13,425 --> 00:09:16,065
<font size="54">'Mom is not well. I brought
her to the hospital.'</font>

99
00:09:16,305 --> 00:09:18,705
<font size="54">'I don't know if she is going
to be okay.' - What?</font>

100
00:09:20,785 --> 00:09:21,705
<font size="54">Okay.</font>

101
00:09:21,785 --> 00:09:24,665
<font size="54">Listen, I am going to get on the
flight first thing in the morning.</font>

102
00:09:24,745 --> 00:09:25,945
<font size="54">Okay.</font>

103
00:09:27,105 --> 00:09:29,025
<font size="54">Don't worry. Everything is
going to be fine.</font>

104
00:09:29,745 --> 00:09:31,345
<font size="54">I love you.
- 'I love you too.'</font>

105
00:09:31,505 --> 00:09:32,825
<font size="54">Bye.</font>

106
00:09:33,425 --> 00:09:34,825
<font size="54">Is everything okay?</font>

107
00:09:37,585 --> 00:09:39,305
<font size="54">It's my mom. She is...</font>

108
00:09:39,425 --> 00:09:42,505
<font size="54">Yes, don't worry. Your friends
told me all about her.</font>

109
00:09:43,825 --> 00:09:45,385
<font size="54">You guys are really close.</font>

110
00:09:48,785 --> 00:09:50,985
<font size="54">If I knew this was going
to bring us close,</font>

111
00:09:51,145 --> 00:09:54,305
<font size="54">I would have happily been
the black sheep all my life.</font>

112
00:10:01,065 --> 00:10:03,625
<font size="54">It's only been about a month
since Karen told mom and dad</font>

113
00:10:03,705 --> 00:10:06,065
<font size="54">about being
Penthouse Pet of the Year.</font>

114
00:10:06,185 --> 00:10:08,705
<font size="54">But it felt like a
lifetime had passed.</font>

115
00:10:09,425 --> 00:10:11,865
<font size="54">It took me a lot
to get everyone to do this.</font>

116
00:10:12,505 --> 00:10:15,465
<font size="54">Little did I know
that I would wish I hadn't.</font>

117
00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:34,145
<font size="54">Guys, can I take your order?</font>

118
00:10:34,465 --> 00:10:36,705
<font size="54">I think I will have
the rib eye steak.</font>

119
00:10:36,785 --> 00:10:38,145
<font size="54">Thanks.
- Thank you.</font>

120
00:10:38,225 --> 00:10:39,105
<font size="54">And for you, ma'am.</font>

121
00:10:39,185 --> 00:10:41,505
<font size="54">I will have a pasta in white sauce.</font>

122
00:10:42,505 --> 00:10:44,985
<font size="54">Can I get the south
beach diet salad?</font>

123
00:10:45,065 --> 00:10:46,065
<font size="54">Okay.</font>

124
00:10:46,825 --> 00:10:50,105
<font size="54">I read about this south
beach diet yesterday.</font>

125
00:10:50,705 --> 00:10:52,665
<font size="54">I don't think it's healthy for you.</font>

126
00:10:52,745 --> 00:10:53,825
<font size="54">Let her have it.</font>

127
00:10:54,985 --> 00:10:57,705
<font size="54">She won't get work if she
doesn't maintain her figure.</font>

128
00:10:57,945 --> 00:10:59,145
<font size="54">Mom, please.</font>

129
00:11:00,465 --> 00:11:01,705
<font size="54">Okay.</font>

130
00:11:02,385 --> 00:11:03,385
<font size="54">And for you.</font>

131
00:11:03,465 --> 00:11:05,585
<font size="54">I will have the chicken marengo
with crayfish.</font>

132
00:11:05,705 --> 00:11:06,825
<font size="54">That's a good choice.</font>

133
00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:09,825
<font size="54">Alright. Can I take the menus?
- Yes, sure.</font>

134
00:11:12,145 --> 00:11:13,105
<font size="54">Marengo!</font>

135
00:11:13,185 --> 00:11:15,785
<font size="54">Yes, it's a French dish.</font>

136
00:11:15,945 --> 00:11:17,705
<font size="54">They braise the chicken
with garlic, tomatoes,</font>

137
00:11:17,785 --> 00:11:19,745
<font size="54">olive oil and white wine.</font>

138
00:11:19,825 --> 00:11:22,985
<font size="54">Then they serve it
with fried egg and crayfish.</font>

139
00:11:23,065 --> 00:11:24,825
<font size="54">You know in the 18th Century...
- Stop it.</font>

140
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,225
<font size="54">Stop it.</font>

141
00:11:26,945 --> 00:11:28,345
<font size="54">You go on and on.</font>

142
00:11:31,385 --> 00:11:32,385
<font size="54">Pammi.</font>

143
00:11:33,225 --> 00:11:34,545
<font size="54">What is she doing here?</font>

144
00:11:37,265 --> 00:11:38,865
<font size="54">I had called mother yesterday,</font>

145
00:11:38,945 --> 00:11:40,745
<font size="54">she said they had made
no plans for today.</font>

146
00:11:51,065 --> 00:11:52,145
<font size="54">Sunny.</font>

147
00:12:01,585 --> 00:12:04,305
<font size="54">Come on. Hurry up.</font>

148
00:12:04,505 --> 00:12:08,345
<font size="54">"Happy birthday to you."</font>

149
00:12:08,545 --> 00:12:12,025
<font size="54">"Happy birthday to you."</font>

150
00:12:12,145 --> 00:12:16,345
<font size="54">"Happy birthday, dear mom."</font>

151
00:12:16,665 --> 00:12:20,025
<font size="54">"Happy birthday to you."</font>

152
00:12:46,185 --> 00:12:47,585
<font size="54">Greetings, mom.</font>

153
00:13:08,465 --> 00:13:09,745
<font size="54">That's my cousin.</font>

154
00:13:10,185 --> 00:13:11,625
<font size="54">She is Penthouse Pet of the Year.</font>

155
00:13:21,705 --> 00:13:24,265
<font size="54">Taxi!
- Mom, I have my car.</font>

156
00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:50,265
<font size="54">No, mother.
He hasn't got a job yet.</font>

157
00:13:50,985 --> 00:13:53,145
<font size="54">It's the same problem
wherever he goes.</font>

158
00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:55,265
<font size="54">Everyone is having issues
with his turban.</font>

159
00:13:56,265 --> 00:13:57,585
<font size="54">Yes.</font>

160
00:14:00,985 --> 00:14:02,425
<font size="54">I think he is here.</font>

161
00:14:02,865 --> 00:14:05,505
<font size="54">Don't worry. Everything will
be fine by God's grace.</font>

162
00:14:05,825 --> 00:14:07,265
<font size="54">I will call you later.</font>

163
00:14:07,505 --> 00:14:09,105
<font size="54">See you. Take care.</font>

164
00:14:11,065 --> 00:14:12,305
<font size="54">Mother called...</font>

165
00:14:34,385 --> 00:14:35,865
<font size="54">I mean...</font>

166
00:14:36,345 --> 00:14:39,585
<font size="54">Thank God for what just happened.</font>

167
00:14:39,865 --> 00:14:42,745
<font size="54">Now, he finally knows
how his family is.</font>

168
00:14:42,945 --> 00:14:45,345
<font size="54">We don't ever have
to see them ever again.</font>

169
00:14:45,425 --> 00:14:46,545
<font size="54">Good riddance.</font>

170
00:14:46,945 --> 00:14:48,105
<font size="54">What?</font>

171
00:14:51,305 --> 00:14:53,985
<font size="54">Was that the only way</font>

172
00:14:54,225 --> 00:14:56,345
<font size="54">he could have found
out how his family is?</font>

173
00:14:57,745 --> 00:14:59,505
<font size="54">I mean he just needed to be aware.</font>

174
00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:01,545
<font size="54">He didn't have to have
his heart broken.</font>

175
00:15:03,865 --> 00:15:04,985
<font size="54">Anyway, I got to go.</font>

176
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,065
<font size="54">I have to send in
college applications by evening.</font>

177
00:15:08,545 --> 00:15:11,065
<font size="54">To Le Cordon Bleu school
or the other?</font>

178
00:15:11,145 --> 00:15:13,105
<font size="54">I am not applying
to chef school anymore.</font>

179
00:15:13,385 --> 00:15:14,665
<font size="54">Why?</font>

180
00:15:14,985 --> 00:15:16,385
<font size="54">For mom and dad.</font>

181
00:15:17,545 --> 00:15:18,905
<font size="54">After everything he's done for us,</font>

182
00:15:19,025 --> 00:15:21,265
<font size="54">this is the least
I can do for him, right?</font>

183
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,065
<font size="54">See you.</font>

184
00:15:30,545 --> 00:15:34,745
<font size="54">Well, as you say, making money
always makes you happy,</font>

185
00:15:36,105 --> 00:15:38,065
<font size="54">but didn't you ever feel</font>

186
00:15:38,665 --> 00:15:41,825
<font size="54">that there is something missing
or maybe something is wrong</font>

187
00:15:41,945 --> 00:15:43,425
<font size="54">or this is not what I want?</font>

188
00:15:43,505 --> 00:15:45,905
<font size="54">I think even your brother
understood everything,</font>

189
00:15:46,025 --> 00:15:51,145
<font size="54">but you kept moving ahead
instead of stepping back.</font>

190
00:15:51,265 --> 00:15:52,545
<font size="54">Mr Choubey.</font>

191
00:15:53,305 --> 00:15:56,025
<font size="54">You were an entertainment writer</font>

192
00:15:56,105 --> 00:16:00,225
<font size="54">for a small time magazine
called 'Filmi Gupshup'.</font>

193
00:16:00,985 --> 00:16:02,185
<font size="54">Yes.</font>

194
00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:04,865
<font size="54">And today, you are
the senior journalist</font>

195
00:16:04,985 --> 00:16:07,985
<font size="54">of the biggest television
channel in India.</font>

196
00:16:09,065 --> 00:16:14,025
<font size="54">So? - That means you also
moved ahead in your career.</font>

197
00:16:16,945 --> 00:16:22,185
<font size="54">Are you really comparing
journalism with pornography?</font>

198
00:16:22,385 --> 00:16:24,025
<font size="54">They are both jobs.</font>

199
00:16:24,385 --> 00:16:26,665
<font size="54">Yes, but yours is one</font>

200
00:16:26,745 --> 00:16:30,305
<font size="54">which morally corrupts the society
and mine is one which</font>

201
00:16:30,825 --> 00:16:32,265
<font size="54">changes the society.</font>

202
00:16:32,345 --> 00:16:35,145
<font size="54">How can you bring change to society</font>

203
00:16:35,265 --> 00:16:39,385
<font size="54">when interviewing someone who
can morally corrupt society?</font>

204
00:16:42,865 --> 00:16:46,785
<font size="54">To show my viewers
some vintage footage...</font>

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<font size="54">Vintage footage!
- Yes, wait.</font>

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<font size="54">Play it.</font>

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<font size="54">'I love big sausages.'</font>

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<font size="54">'I prefer lemon.'</font>

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<font size="54">'I still love it...' - That is you
in a porn show. Right, Sunny?</font>

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<font size="54">We have the video also.</font>

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<font size="54">And I don't think anyone in India
has heard this before.</font>

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<font size="54">Oh, come on. It is Talking Tough.</font>

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<font size="54">Just say yes. They will enjoy it.</font>

