1
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<font size="53">'The celebrity I'm going to
interview today'</font>

2
00:00:14,825 --> 00:00:18,345
<font size="53">'is loved and hated by the people
of this country in equal measure.'</font>

3
00:00:18,665 --> 00:00:21,905
<font size="53">'From a porn star
to a Bollywood star; Sunny Leone.'</font>

4
00:00:21,985 --> 00:00:25,505
<font size="53">'Our family jewellery is not
feeding your stupid addiction.'</font>

5
00:00:25,585 --> 00:00:26,505
<font size="53">'I am calling dad.'</font>

6
00:00:26,585 --> 00:00:28,025
<font size="53">'Where will you call him?'</font>

7
00:00:28,425 --> 00:00:31,665
<font size="53">'At the office?
He was fired two weeks ago'.</font>

8
00:00:37,945 --> 00:00:40,785
<font size="53">'For a face like yours, there is
always an offer available.'</font>

9
00:00:40,865 --> 00:00:42,345
<font size="53">'The tenant is here.'</font>

10
00:00:42,465 --> 00:00:44,345
<font size="53">'I don't want her to know about
our financial condition.'</font>

11
00:00:44,425 --> 00:00:46,225
<font size="53">'It's a clothing
brand from Thailand.'</font>

12
00:00:46,265 --> 00:00:47,865
<font size="53">'They want me to shoot for them.'</font>

13
00:00:47,905 --> 00:00:49,345
<font size="53">'We don't need your money.'</font>

14
00:00:49,665 --> 00:00:50,985
<font size="53">'You may earn for yourself.'</font>

15
00:00:51,185 --> 00:00:54,785
<font size="53">'So to get me off this sofa,
you're going to do a porn film.'</font>

16
00:00:54,865 --> 00:00:57,305
<font size="53">'It's not porn, okay.
It's Skinemax.'</font>

17
00:00:57,385 --> 00:00:59,505
<font size="53">'It's just like making out
and stuff.'</font>

18
00:01:00,345 --> 00:01:02,705
<font size="53">'I am the rando
you're going to kiss on camera.'</font>

19
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<font size="53">Jaspal.</font>

20
00:01:24,025 --> 00:01:27,545
<font size="53">We will name the baby after
checking the Granth Sahib.</font>

21
00:01:28,025 --> 00:01:29,945
<font size="53">But if I win the bet
and it's a baby boy,</font>

22
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<font size="53">I will name him Sunny.</font>

23
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<font size="53">Oh, no!
You and your Sunil Gavaskar.</font>

24
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<font size="53">I hope I win the bet</font>

25
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<font size="53">and we have a baby girl.</font>

26
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<font size="53">We can name her Sunny as well.</font>

27
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<font size="53">It's a very flexible name.
- Not at all.</font>

28
00:01:44,985 --> 00:01:46,865
<font size="53">I already have a name
for her in my mind.</font>

29
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<font size="53">What's it?</font>

30
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<font size="53">It's Gogu.
- What?</font>

31
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<font size="53">Really?
- Yes.</font>

32
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<font size="53">Gogu?
- Yes.</font>

33
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<font size="53">Oh, Lord,</font>

34
00:01:55,825 --> 00:01:58,425
<font size="53">I am against gender discrimination,</font>

35
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<font size="53">but I want to have a baby boy.</font>

36
00:02:00,305 --> 00:02:02,265
<font size="53">Because a girl whose name is Gogu</font>

37
00:02:02,385 --> 00:02:04,545
<font size="53">will feel miserable all her life.</font>

38
00:02:05,145 --> 00:02:07,425
<font size="53">Can't you think of any other name?</font>

39
00:02:07,545 --> 00:02:09,785
<font size="53">No. - Gogu.
What kind of a name is this?</font>

40
00:02:10,025 --> 00:02:12,025
<font size="53">Well then, let's name her Bobby.</font>

41
00:02:12,145 --> 00:02:13,425
<font size="53">Not at all.
- I have a friend named Bobby.</font>

42
00:02:13,505 --> 00:02:15,105
<font size="53">No way.
- She lives in Chandigarh.</font>

43
00:02:15,185 --> 00:02:16,985
<font size="53">She will be very pleased.
- Gogu.</font>

44
00:02:17,265 --> 00:02:18,705
<font size="53">You are very stubborn.
- Yes.</font>

45
00:02:18,785 --> 00:02:20,665
<font size="53">You are such a stubborn person.</font>

46
00:02:20,745 --> 00:02:22,465
<font size="53">I won't call her Gogu.</font>

47
00:03:44,385 --> 00:03:46,305
<font size="53">And these are just
for your mom and dad to see?</font>

48
00:03:46,665 --> 00:03:48,705
<font size="53">Yeah and to stay alive.</font>

49
00:03:49,265 --> 00:03:51,465
<font size="53">Hi, Karen. John told me
to give this to you.</font>

50
00:03:51,945 --> 00:03:52,945
<font size="53">Thanks.</font>

51
00:03:58,505 --> 00:03:59,785
<font size="53">Hey, smile.</font>

52
00:04:10,585 --> 00:04:11,585
<font size="53">Taxi.</font>

53
00:04:17,025 --> 00:04:19,265
<font size="53">Hey, Betty.
Where are you going?</font>

54
00:04:19,665 --> 00:04:22,105
<font size="53">You know, Karen, you can go
ask your stupid brother.</font>

55
00:04:22,185 --> 00:04:24,145
<font size="53">Open the darn trunk.
- Okay.</font>

56
00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:35,345
<font size="53">Hey, little brother.</font>

57
00:04:36,105 --> 00:04:38,625
<font size="53">I mean, how long did you think
it was going to last?</font>

58
00:04:39,105 --> 00:04:41,585
<font size="53">Mom and dad definitely
were going to find out.</font>

59
00:04:42,585 --> 00:04:44,025
<font size="53">They didn't find out a thing.</font>

60
00:04:44,545 --> 00:04:45,545
<font size="53">What do you mean?</font>

61
00:04:45,625 --> 00:04:47,025
<font size="53">Dad got a new job.</font>

62
00:04:49,465 --> 00:04:52,225
<font size="53">She was given a month's notice,
but she is leaving today.</font>

63
00:04:56,625 --> 00:04:58,185
<font size="53">Betty!</font>

64
00:05:15,025 --> 00:05:16,185
<font size="53">Here.</font>

65
00:05:19,785 --> 00:05:23,825
<font size="53">That means, it was your
poor financial condition</font>

66
00:05:24,705 --> 00:05:27,505
<font size="53">which compelled you to do
a semi porn movie, right?</font>

67
00:05:28,425 --> 00:05:31,665
<font size="53">No, I won't say compelled.</font>

68
00:05:32,225 --> 00:05:35,665
<font size="53">Because that would indirectly mean
that my parents forced me.</font>

69
00:05:35,785 --> 00:05:37,065
<font size="53">It's very simple.</font>

70
00:05:37,345 --> 00:05:38,785
<font size="53">My dad lost his job</font>

71
00:05:39,025 --> 00:05:41,225
<font size="53">and I took up the
first job offer I got.</font>

72
00:05:41,305 --> 00:05:43,225
<font size="53">And you used that
money to get back</font>

73
00:05:43,265 --> 00:05:45,345
<font size="53">your mom's jewellery
which was pawned.</font>

74
00:05:45,905 --> 00:05:49,025
<font size="53">Yeah. - You must have had that
smile of pride on your face, right?</font>

75
00:05:49,105 --> 00:05:50,705
<font size="53">Yeah, it did.</font>

76
00:05:50,785 --> 00:05:52,825
<font size="53">Your mom must have been thrilled.</font>

77
00:05:54,585 --> 00:05:56,705
<font size="53">Yeah, she was.</font>

78
00:07:54,425 --> 00:07:58,065
<font size="53">So, you spent all your money
on your 18th birthday.</font>

79
00:07:58,305 --> 00:07:59,665
<font size="53">On my 19th birthday.</font>

80
00:08:00,025 --> 00:08:02,545
<font size="53">On my 18th birthday,
I told all my friends that</font>

81
00:08:02,625 --> 00:08:05,665
<font size="53">I have the flu because I knew
mom and dad</font>

82
00:08:05,905 --> 00:08:08,145
<font size="53">would never let me throw a party.</font>

83
00:08:08,705 --> 00:08:11,105
<font size="53">But at that time
I had the money so...</font>

84
00:08:11,305 --> 00:08:12,905
<font size="53">I thought why the hell not!</font>

85
00:08:12,985 --> 00:08:14,265
<font size="53">Why the hell not.</font>

86
00:08:15,265 --> 00:08:18,065
<font size="53">Yes, now you also had
the means to earn money.</font>

87
00:08:18,145 --> 00:08:21,465
<font size="53">So you thought that let me just go
out from my parents' house, right?</font>

88
00:08:21,585 --> 00:08:22,705
<font size="53">Precisely.</font>

89
00:08:23,065 --> 00:08:25,825
<font size="53">That's what every 18 year old
does in America.</font>

90
00:08:25,905 --> 00:08:29,945
<font size="53">Well yeah, but most of them did not
end up doing what you did, Sunny.</font>

91
00:08:33,385 --> 00:08:34,585
<font size="53">Okay, so that's the plan.</font>

92
00:08:34,705 --> 00:08:38,225
<font size="53">I am going to school to be a nurse
and I'll do modelling side by side.</font>

93
00:08:38,505 --> 00:08:40,665
<font size="53">And that will pay for school
and my apartment rent.</font>

94
00:08:40,905 --> 00:08:43,505
<font size="53">Yes, the apartment where you
will live with your boyfriend.</font>

95
00:08:43,865 --> 00:08:46,225
<font size="53">Yeah, but mom, I thought</font>

96
00:08:46,305 --> 00:08:48,025
<font size="53">you liked Chuck.</font>

97
00:08:48,825 --> 00:08:50,505
<font size="53">Well, I do like him, but</font>

98
00:08:50,865 --> 00:08:53,305
<font size="53">your father's family
won't approve of this.</font>

99
00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:57,345
<font size="53">If you live with a guy you aren't
married or engaged to,</font>

100
00:08:57,425 --> 00:08:58,945
<font size="53">and a foreigner at that,</font>

101
00:08:59,505 --> 00:09:01,745
<font size="53">your aunt will make sure</font>

102
00:09:01,825 --> 00:09:03,945
<font size="53">everyone from LA to Ludhiana
hears about it.</font>

103
00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:06,585
<font size="53">I don't know what to do.
I am feeling restless.</font>

104
00:09:06,665 --> 00:09:07,585
<font size="53">You talk to her.</font>

105
00:09:07,665 --> 00:09:11,185
<font size="53">Mom, honestly I don't care
what that lady thinks. Okay.</font>

106
00:09:11,305 --> 00:09:12,265
<font size="53">Gogu.</font>

107
00:09:12,345 --> 00:09:15,145
<font size="53">Dad, I mean we're always going
to be 3 to 1 on this subject.</font>

108
00:09:15,185 --> 00:09:16,905
<font size="53">Correct.
- And you know what?</font>

109
00:09:16,985 --> 00:09:18,745
<font size="53">This isn't about them.
This is about me</font>

110
00:09:18,825 --> 00:09:20,505
<font size="53">and what I want and</font>

111
00:09:20,985 --> 00:09:25,185
<font size="53">I would appreciate it if you guys
support me and if you don't,</font>

112
00:09:26,105 --> 00:09:27,825
<font size="53">I am sorry but</font>

113
00:09:28,545 --> 00:09:30,225
<font size="53">I want to do this anyway.</font>

114
00:09:36,145 --> 00:09:38,945
<font size="53">Since we are on the topic,
even I am moving out when I am 18.</font>

115
00:09:39,345 --> 00:09:41,545
<font size="53">Thank you. Why don't you
get out right now?</font>

116
00:09:41,905 --> 00:09:42,905
<font size="53">Get out of here right now.</font>

117
00:09:43,065 --> 00:09:45,425
<font size="53">Go on!
- No. There's time.</font>

118
00:09:46,865 --> 00:09:49,265
<font size="53">Relax, Babli.
- How can I relax? You tell me.</font>

119
00:09:49,545 --> 00:09:50,825
<font size="53">Look at our kids.</font>

120
00:09:51,185 --> 00:09:53,825
<font size="53">I haven't opened the pizza yet.
He is eating it all alone.</font>

121
00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:55,625
<font size="53">Get the sauce.</font>

122
00:09:59,305 --> 00:10:00,945
<font size="53">She looks like Gogu.</font>

123
00:10:02,985 --> 00:10:05,505
<font size="53">My baby...</font>

124
00:10:06,065 --> 00:10:07,025
<font size="53">My lovely baby.</font>

125
00:10:07,145 --> 00:10:08,625
<font size="53">Babli.
- Yes.</font>

126
00:10:10,465 --> 00:10:12,025
<font size="53">Tell me something.
- Okay.</font>

127
00:10:12,105 --> 00:10:14,825
<font size="53">When she grows up
and becomes a doctor,</font>

128
00:10:15,905 --> 00:10:17,305
<font size="53">won't her name sound weird?</font>

129
00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:19,145
<font size="53">Dr Gogu.</font>

130
00:10:21,585 --> 00:10:23,545
<font size="53">I don't think
she will become a Doctor.</font>

131
00:10:23,905 --> 00:10:24,945
<font size="53">What?</font>

132
00:10:25,905 --> 00:10:27,425
<font size="53">Then what do you
want her to become?</font>

133
00:10:29,025 --> 00:10:30,265
<font size="53">I have a feeling</font>

134
00:10:31,385 --> 00:10:32,745
<font size="53">that she will become famous.</font>

135
00:10:33,945 --> 00:10:35,305
<font size="53">Very famous.</font>

136
00:10:52,545 --> 00:10:54,505
<font size="53">Hi, Crystal.
- Hey!</font>

137
00:10:54,865 --> 00:10:56,585
<font size="53">Did he like even one of them?</font>

138
00:10:56,785 --> 00:10:58,865
<font size="53">Nothing's happening down there yet.</font>

139
00:10:58,945 --> 00:11:01,585
<font size="53">He's going to be 75.</font>

140
00:11:01,985 --> 00:11:04,465
<font size="53">I could give him a double
shot of Viagra or</font>

141
00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:06,905
<font size="53">could see if I can perform
in front of him.</font>

142
00:11:06,985 --> 00:11:08,705
<font size="53">Nothing else seems to be working.</font>

143
00:11:27,505 --> 00:11:30,145
<font size="53">Sorry, I am late.
- Hey, what's up, John?</font>

144
00:11:30,585 --> 00:11:31,745
<font size="53">You've been avoiding me.</font>

145
00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:33,385
<font size="53">No, I haven't been avoiding you.</font>

146
00:11:33,465 --> 00:11:35,305
<font size="53">I have just been really
busy with college,</font>

147
00:11:35,425 --> 00:11:37,665
<font size="53">and I have so many
assignments to finish.</font>

148
00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:42,145
<font size="53">I want you to please
have a look at this.</font>

149
00:11:43,265 --> 00:11:46,665
<font size="53">Centre-spread plus cover.</font>

150
00:11:49,505 --> 00:11:54,745
<font size="53">10,000 dollars for the freaking
Penthouse Pet of the Month.</font>

151
00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:57,545
<font size="53">Just nod your head and say yes.</font>

152
00:12:02,345 --> 00:12:05,465
<font size="53">You know I did that one shoot
because I really needed the money.</font>

153
00:12:05,545 --> 00:12:09,185
<font size="53">And you know I am going to college
now and everything is fine.</font>

154
00:12:09,265 --> 00:12:10,785
<font size="53">And plus anybody at college</font>

155
00:12:10,865 --> 00:12:14,145
<font size="53">found out what I was doing, I mean
I would be doomed.</font>

156
00:12:14,385 --> 00:12:15,985
<font size="53">Look, I know</font>

157
00:12:16,185 --> 00:12:19,345
<font size="53">that you are a type of girl that
needs to look after other people.</font>

158
00:12:19,425 --> 00:12:22,465
<font size="53">Yes, but it's not necessary to be</font>

159
00:12:22,545 --> 00:12:24,105
<font size="53">a nurse.</font>

160
00:12:24,225 --> 00:12:25,705
<font size="53">You know what I mean.</font>

161
00:12:26,665 --> 00:12:27,945
<font size="53">You know what, John?
I am sorry.</font>

162
00:12:28,065 --> 00:12:29,785
<font size="53">I am just going to have
to take a rain check.</font>

163
00:12:29,905 --> 00:12:33,945
<font size="53">You mean to say you are going to
say no to 10,000 dollars?</font>

164
00:12:44,785 --> 00:12:47,465
<font size="53">Oh, my God. I love what they think.</font>

165
00:12:47,585 --> 00:12:49,185
<font size="53">Bye.
- Bye.</font>

166
00:12:51,265 --> 00:12:52,345
<font size="53">Hey.</font>

167
00:12:55,425 --> 00:12:57,065
<font size="53">Excuse me, Miss Vohra.
- Yes.</font>

168
00:12:57,265 --> 00:12:58,905
<font size="53">I need to ask you. Do you work?</font>

169
00:12:59,305 --> 00:13:00,225
<font size="53">Yes, I work.</font>

170
00:13:00,345 --> 00:13:01,585
<font size="53">May I ask where?</font>

171
00:13:02,345 --> 00:13:05,865
<font size="53">It's called Zingmond Financial.
It's a tax and accounting firm.</font>

172
00:13:05,945 --> 00:13:07,585
<font size="53">Okay. So,</font>

173
00:13:07,665 --> 00:13:10,305
<font size="53">do you have a twin sister
who is an actress?</font>

174
00:13:13,185 --> 00:13:14,185
<font size="53">No.</font>

175
00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:15,905
<font size="53">Follow me, please.</font>

176
00:13:29,345 --> 00:13:31,865
<font size="53">A few boys were caught
looking at this in class.</font>

177
00:13:35,345 --> 00:13:37,065
<font size="53">Shouldn't we be dealing with them?</font>

178
00:13:37,705 --> 00:13:40,665
<font size="53">After all, viewing of
questionable content in class is</font>

179
00:13:40,705 --> 00:13:41,945
<font size="53">strictly prohibited.</font>

180
00:13:42,945 --> 00:13:46,385
<font size="53">Yes, but surely, performing
and starring in such movies is</font>

181
00:13:46,465 --> 00:13:48,345
<font size="53">even more questionable.</font>

182
00:13:49,265 --> 00:13:52,385
<font size="53">Has an objection like this found
it's place in the constitution</font>

183
00:13:52,425 --> 00:13:53,545
<font size="53">of our institute?</font>

184
00:13:53,905 --> 00:13:55,265
<font size="53">Not that I recollect.</font>

185
00:13:55,345 --> 00:13:56,545
<font size="53">Neither have I.</font>

186
00:13:56,625 --> 00:14:00,065
<font size="53">So, I guess we have nothing
to worry about on that front.</font>

187
00:14:01,145 --> 00:14:02,625
<font size="53">Thank you, Miss Gardner.</font>

188
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,465
<font size="53">I am teaching all of you to become
Doctors and Nurses</font>

189
00:14:08,545 --> 00:14:10,265
<font size="53">in the future Miss Bohra.</font>

190
00:14:10,345 --> 00:14:12,905
<font size="53">Remember the first rule
of being one.</font>

191
00:14:13,105 --> 00:14:15,745
<font size="53">We spoke about it
during the orientation.</font>

192
00:14:16,225 --> 00:14:18,745
<font size="53">A patient is just a patient</font>

193
00:14:19,105 --> 00:14:22,345
<font size="53">regardless of where he comes from
or who he is.</font>

194
00:14:22,705 --> 00:14:24,385
<font size="53">Black, white, brown,</font>

195
00:14:24,465 --> 00:14:27,385
<font size="53">Republican or Democrat,
saint or sinner</font>

196
00:14:28,265 --> 00:14:31,745
<font size="53">The same rule applies
to Doctors and Nurses.</font>

197
00:14:32,265 --> 00:14:34,305
<font size="53">Do you really think a dying patient</font>

198
00:14:34,385 --> 00:14:37,265
<font size="53">will refuse to take the
required medicine from you</font>

199
00:14:37,345 --> 00:14:39,425
<font size="53">just because of those videos?</font>

200
00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:41,945
<font size="53">Do you really think he would care?</font>

201
00:14:43,985 --> 00:14:45,945
<font size="53">That's exactly why I don't care.</font>

202
00:14:46,025 --> 00:14:47,785
<font size="53">And you shouldn't either.</font>

203
00:14:50,665 --> 00:14:51,985
<font size="53">You may go.</font>

204
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,225
<font size="53">Thank you, ma'am.</font>

205
00:15:19,265 --> 00:15:20,625
<font size="53">Oh!</font>

206
00:15:22,265 --> 00:15:25,745
<font size="53">That means your principal
was responsible for you</font>

207
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:28,265
<font size="53">going through a golden phase
in your life.</font>

208
00:15:28,465 --> 00:15:29,945
<font size="53">I am sorry, excuse me?</font>

209
00:15:30,225 --> 00:15:33,905
<font size="53">No, I'm just saying what a liberal
and progressive principal you had.</font>

210
00:15:34,505 --> 00:15:37,745
<font size="53">I think she might be the
only teacher in the world,</font>

211
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:40,265
<font size="53">whom you must be wishing
teachers day till date.</font>

212
00:15:40,705 --> 00:15:41,985
<font size="53">She taught you well.</font>

213
00:15:42,065 --> 00:15:44,985
<font size="53">Actually,
can you give me your number?</font>

214
00:15:45,305 --> 00:15:48,105
<font size="53">I mean I also want
to wish you next year.</font>

215
00:15:48,505 --> 00:15:50,505
<font size="53">Why? What did I teach you?</font>

216
00:15:50,865 --> 00:15:52,265
<font size="53">How to be nice.</font>

217
00:15:54,785 --> 00:15:56,465
<font size="53">I just liked it.</font>

218
00:15:57,505 --> 00:15:59,225
<font size="53">So that was that.</font>

219
00:16:00,825 --> 00:16:02,905
<font size="53">Birth of the Sunny Leone?</font>

220
00:16:03,225 --> 00:16:04,705
<font size="53">Yes, it was.</font>

221
00:17:30,105 --> 00:17:31,385
<font size="53">I must say</font>

222
00:17:31,745 --> 00:17:33,465
<font size="53">a star is born.</font>

223
00:17:54,585 --> 00:17:56,025
<font size="53">A star</font>

224
00:17:56,145 --> 00:17:57,985
<font size="53">needs a special name.</font>

225
00:17:58,505 --> 00:18:01,665
<font size="53">Karen. Karenjit... Any suggestion?</font>

226
00:18:14,305 --> 00:18:15,945
<font size="53">The name of the child</font>

227
00:18:16,025 --> 00:18:19,305
<font size="53">should begin with the letter K.</font>

228
00:18:22,865 --> 00:18:25,385
<font size="53">'The Khalsa belongs
to the good Lord!</font>

229
00:18:25,425 --> 00:18:26,585
<font size="53">Glory be to Him.'</font>

230
00:18:38,065 --> 00:18:40,985
<font size="53">Karenjit Kaur.</font>

231
00:18:53,185 --> 00:18:54,505
<font size="53">Sunny.</font>

