In a game of cards, every card holds its own position..
..be it a jack..
..or a queen..
..or else an ace.
But there is one card that can hold any position.
It can fit anywhere.
It can rob any other card's position.
And that is the joker.
"In the rain water..
..you are a paper boat."
"Or under the scorching sun..
..you are leisurely shade."
"Often you quietly smile..
..when you hear me talk."
"You are my soulmate."
"You dwell within me."
"You alone are with me. Only you. Only you."
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you so much for the cheering, and that's why I love you.
I love the energy. I love the applause.
Thank you. This is a small gift for you right here.
By the way, this cap costs 325 Rupees.
My agent will see you outside. Pay her.
I know. It's cheap, no?
Actually, I have to be cheap.
I'm trying to make a living through standup comedy.
It's very difficult.
I cannot afford it.
But let's talk about something else before I start crying.
See, there's one good thing about standup comedy.
You get to travel places.
You get to do shows in various places in the world.
I have seen the world but my favorite location is Puducherry.
In fact I love South.
- How old are you, sir? - Me?
- Yes. - I am a 45 year old young man.
45 year old young man.
Tell me something. Are you married?
No.
- No? - No.
Then you must get married a second time, sir.
You have passed the age to be married a first time.
So, basically I love everything about South.
Except one thing.
I've been here in Pudduchery for a while.
I've been lucky to be invited to some of their gatherings also.
Wedding especially. I've been to their weddings.
And I am always in a state of awe.
You know why?
Who gets wedding done for so cheap.
More money is spent in the North when shoes are stolen..
..than you guys spend for your entire wedding.
The ladies sometime demand so much money...
...from the groom which makes the groom wonder...
...rather than giving them money why don't I get a sex-change instead.
Yeah.
Because being the brother-in-law is no point.
The real benefit is in being the sister-in-law
Yeah!
So, ladies and gentlemen, that's my act for the night. My time is up.
But I'm gonna see you next week in my next act.
Till then, keep smiling and stay happy.
This is Siddharth Sharma signing off.
You started early or you didn't stop at all?
Partner
Cheers!
Hello.
What?
One minute.
Call from the casino. Table number 12.
How much?
One crore.
Go ahead. Pay it off.
Get it published in the newspapers tomorrow.
People should know that anybody can get lucky anytime in Queen's casino.
What say, Goswami?
This girl won today but someone could lose tomorrow.
Why you looking tensed?
All good?
No. I was thinking this girl is truly very lucky.
People who believe in luck are either idlers or thieves.
That's my opinion.
Actually, I have to show you something.
I have to show all of you something.
Yeah. There you go.
If you want me, then tell me..
..what is the dominant diamond on table number 12.
I can't tell you.
It won't be right if DD finds out.
I thought you are the king of this business..
..but it turns out you are DD's slave.
Goswami can't be anybody's slave.
Blue diamond.
Number.
SÉSÉ Seven.
It's not me.
That is not me at all.
I'm really choked. You're so right.
It's my fault. I chose a weak man as my partner.
I need to rectify my fault.
- You're fired. - What?
How can you talk to me in that manner?
DD Patel, I am your business partner, not an employee..
..who you can fire anytime you please.
In any case, don't you know..
..I have invested millions of Rupees in your business?
That's why you broke the cardinal rule of business.
You cheated me?
There is no place for cheats in my business.
Yes. I understand.
You are ending this partnership. Right?
No problem.
DD Patel, I want all the money that I invested in your business..
..right here and right now. Right this minute!
What money?
You call yourself the king of the sea.
I'm sure you know there is no accounting..
..for black money earned from smuggling.
The people you have been smuggling with all these years.
Your foreign accounts. Political contacts.
So much so, even your illegitimate children.
I have records of everything.
Did you think you would invest your black money in my business..
..and make it white?
You got that wrong, sweetheart. Just remember who the queen is..
..and get the hell out of here.
This matter won't end here, DD Patel.
Goswami's tsunami will destroy you.
Goswami!
Get lost. Please.
Don't forget.
Enough of entertainment for the day.
Let's get back to work, everyone.
Shefali.
Ma'am, we can summon that girl and sort out the matter.
How would I acquire the whole business if the matter was sorted out?
- What do you mean? - I sent that girl to Goswami.
Goswami's entire investment is mine in lieu of ten million Rupees.
Why?
You are my older brother, Jatin. You know me since childhood.
Yet you are asking me such a question?
I don't like partners. Life for me is..
..like a game of chess.
All the power should be with the queen.
And I alone am the queen of this business.
I would have come to your house if you'd told me, ma'am.
It's okay. I needed to see my locker.
I'll take you there.
Jatin.
I told you not to be a hero. Now she will lose her life because of you.
Wise guy uncle! Who told you to be a hero?
Now she will lose her life because of you.
What is your name?
- J-J-Jatin. - J-J-Jatin.
If you'd been shot two inches higher you would have lost Jatin junior.
J-J-Jatin.
What are you doing? Are you insane?
I am talking on your behalf.
Shoot Einstein if you have to shoot anyone.
Hey! Throw it!
Small time thieves.
They've come to rob a bank in 2019. Idiots!
They could have hacked accounts from home if they wanted. Asses!
Are you okay, ma'am?
Yes.
- Sid. - Yes.
Accounts can be hacked, not lockers.
Crap!
What?
Why is everyone staring at me?
Why, ma'am?
You people might be keeping gold and diamond chains in these lockers.
I keep my underpants.
- Underpants? - That's right. Underpants.
These might be underpants for you. To me it is my luck.
These underpants are my closest buddy.
Do you know how lucky it is? Every time I wear it I get lucky.
- What? In bed? - Not in bed. I get lucky in life.
Pritam.
These underpants of mine are so lucky for me.
Why do I bother wearing the yellow sapphire?
I think I should take off the yellow sapphire and wear these underpants..
..with elastic.
You're welcome.
You did not say it verbally but you must have thanked me mentally.
I saved your life.
I'll see you in the office.
- Ma'am is very rude. - Indeed.
What are you staring at, sir?
You should thank me.
If I hadn't been there J-J-Jatinjunior would be gone.
Roshni.
Hey!
- I missed you so.. - Mom, why did you remove the dad's photos?
Can we not talk about this today? You have only just arrived.
Who the hell are you to decide that?
I am your mother.
And the man you miss has passed away.
He was my father.
I miss him. Mom, it's been six years.
Till date I haven't understood why you resent him so much..
..but I miss him.
When his photos were here at least I felt he was around me.
Exactly.
Roshni, it's been six years. Get over it.
You don't need a father like I don't need a husband.
You don't need anyone.
The only thing you know to do is control.
But I'm sorry. Feelings can't be controlled.
And you never understand his feelings.
You know what, mom? I've had enough of your bull crap! I'm tired.
You're back from College and now you're back in my house.
So, go enjoy the weekend...
...and at 9 AM sharp I want to see you in office.
Serve food, Gopal.
And orange juice for baby.
She feels excessively thirsty when she's upset.
Welcome home.
So disappointing.
You fell for the easiest magic trick in the..
That's why..
..one shouldn't focus only on the man's hands..
..one should focus on the man.
Sid! These people have arrived.
Coming.
You took such a beating. You should go into acting.
Give up everything else.
You should receive an Oscar for taking a beating, boss.
Oscar.
I can't give that to you but this..
..is for you.
This is for you, brother.
This is for you.
This is for me. God bless you!
Sid, I'm just curious.
DD won't know that the pen drive is empty, will she?
It will be too late by the time she finds out, boy.
Still, what if something goes wrong?
Why do you shake in your boots over every little thing?
I don't shake in my boots, bro!
Just a little nervous. That's all.
Well, that's called shaking in your boots. Chicken!
Alright.
I know you are afraid.
Honestly speaking.
Even I feel afraid.
But every time we feel afraid, we must remind ourselves..
..of the reason we are doing this.
- Did you find any clue? - Nothing.
This diary contains details of Goswami. That's all.
Goswami is DD's partner, isn't he?
He was DD's partner.
Now he is DD's enemy.
Hello.
Hey, Goswami. The accounts of your sins and your black money..
..is in DD's Bank locker.
If you want to save yourself then get up and go to the Bank.
Who is it? Mimicry artist.
Hey! Who are you calling a mimicry artist?
I am your well-wisher. Remember your position when talking to me.
And if you had any sense at all, you doofus..
..you would not ask me who I am.
You would go to the Bank and retrieve your account books.
He dares to call me a mimicry artist.
Why are you laughing? Shall I punch you?
- You will get hurt. - 'You will get hurt.'
Aside from the comedy what did you just do?
I initiated what I came here to do.
I initiated the storm that will...
...destroy DD, her life and her business.
And it will not stop until it completely destroys everything.
Hey! Who is your new Officer?
Where has he come from? Don't you people know..
..anyone who arrives in this city marks his attendance with me first.
IPS Officer. Will it frighten me?
Yes. This is how you must salute me. This is how you salute me.
Hey.
Chira Moorthy.
IPS batch 2013.
I studied in Delhi but I was born in this city.
Right from childhood I dreamed of becoming a Police Officer.
And now I have only one goal.
Cleaning this city of criminals like you.
You want to know anything more about me...
I shall send my CV to your house.
You may leave.
I will summon you soon.
Kamraj. - Yes, sir.
I want information on every gambler, smuggler..
..black marketer and casino owner. - Yes, sir.
Every criminal in Puducherry should know..
..that the cane the Police use isn't only for show.
It is also used to shove in the rear end.
Sure, sir.
Kill the queen first in the game..
..and you win the game.
- Hey, you. - Hi, Mili.
- Hi. How you doing? - Finally, you found the time.
Well, she insisted I should take some time off.
I could not refuse her.
Well next up is the funniest person I know
Please welcome Siddharth Sharma.
- Hey. Look at him. He's so hot. - Yeah.
- I can already feel the heat. - Yeah.
Bring new talent. Younger talent. Something different.
- Let's push the envelope. - Yes, ma'am. We are..
- It's alright. - Yeah.
Brother, this standup comedy is a tough job.
Increase my fee.
You?
Here?
You are determined to fight with me.
If you want the number of the shop where I bought the underpants..
..you could ask me for it. I will give it to you.
I am not insecure about these things.
Ma'am, this is Sid. He is our club's new in-house talent.
- And Sid. - Yes.
She is DD.
- Who? - DD is our boss.
Excuse me, ma'am.
I'm sorry, ma'am.
I had no clue you are..
It's alright.
And it's not ma'am. It's DD.
- Excuse me? - DD.
Yes, ma'am.
- I'm sorry once again. I don't know.. - Apology is accepted.
Thank you.
Ma'am, can I say something?
The perfume that you're wearing, it's my favorite brand.
- You're flirting with me, young man. - Not at all.
- Are you? - No.
- You're sure? - 100 percent.
- You'll get fired. - No. No. Not at all. I don't..
..want to get fired at all.
I'll leave the..
..cockiness to the stage.
If you need anything, I'm around.
Siddharth.
See you, ma'am.
Hereafter I shall come to the club daily.
This new standup comedian is so delicious!
If you insist.
- What is it? - DD ma'am.
Roshni ma'am hasn't returned home as yet.
And she isn't answering her phone either.
Alright.
You guys continue. I need to attend to something.
- Sure. - Sure.
Take the next right.