"Fishy!"
"Fishy, Fishy... Everything's going to be Fishy"
"Let's carry on with Fishy, Fishy"
"Life goes on with Fishy, Fishy"
"Let's carry on with Fishy, Fishy"
"Fishy, Fishy!"
"Let's carry on with Fishy, Fishy"
"Life goes on with Fishy, Fishy"
"Let's carry on with Fishy, Fishy"
"Fishy, Fishy!"
"So many beautiful faces, everywhere I look"
"But my eyes are stuck on you"
"My days are spent thinking about you"
"But how do I spend the nights?"
"I dream about you"
"It messed up my brain"
"I'm begging you. I'm right down on my knees"
"Is there a vacancy for somebody like me?
"Because I feel that you are my destiny"
"Is there a vacancy?"
"I'm the best you'll see"
"Because you're the one for me, you're my destiny"
"Let's carry on with Fishy, Fishy"
"Life goes on with Fishy, Fishy"
"Let's carry on with Fishy, Fishy"
"Fishy, Fishy!"
"Let's carry on with Fishy, Fishy"
"Life goes on with Fishy, Fishy"
"Let's carry on with Fishy, Fishy"
"Fishy, Fishy!"
"No, no, no. You don't know me at all"
"Its great fun"
"I don't trust just anyone"
"It takes a lot for me to believe you"
"I dream about you"
"It messed up my brain"
"I'm begging you. I'm right down on my knees"
"Is there a vacancy for somebody like me?
"Because I feel that you are my destiny"
"Is there a vacancy?"
"I'm the best you'll see"
"Because I feel that you are my destiny"
"I'm gonna think about it"
"There's no doubt about it"
"You are a hunky funky chunky monkey"
"Say it loudly"
"It's Golmaal number two. Resung by Suzy Q"
"Now here Anushka sing it too, one last time you sing it girls!"
"Fishy, Fishy... Everything's going to be Fishy"
"So many beautiful faces, everywhere I look"
"But my eyes are stuck on you"
"My days are spent thinking about you"
"But how do I spend the nights?"
"I dream about you"
"It messed up my brain"
"I'm begging you. I'm right down on my knees"
"Is there a vacancy for somebody like me?
"Because I feel that you are my destiny"
"Is there a vacancy? I'm the best you'll see"
"Because I feel that you are my destiny"
"Let's carry on with Fishy, Fishy"
"Life goes on with Fishy, Fishy"
"Let's carry on with Fishy, Fishy"
"Fishy, Fishy!"
"Let's carry on with Fishy, Fishy"
"Life goes on with Fishy, Fishy"
"Let's carry on with Fishy, Fishy"
"Fishy, Fishy!"
(Whistle sound)
(Steamer sound)
Happy anniversary.
Same to you.
How come you didn't bring in our anniversary last night?
You know that,
I watch 'Kyuki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi', 'Kuch iss Tarah', 'Kasam se'.
And you obviously couldn't miss it, right?
-It's you who missed it. -What?
Where's my anniversary gift?
You... That must've hurt.
A little.
Your love acted as pain killer.
Although it would've hurt a lot more had your name been Pushpanjali Laxmi.
Where's my gift?
Here you go. A scuba diving suit!
I thought, since you're into fish import and export business
you should get a chance to explore the underwater world.
Get into it and let's go scuba-diving!
No, you know I'm scared of water.
Besides, the water is freezing!
(Water sound)
Help!
Gopal, someone's drowning!
Gopal?
"Fishy, Fishy..."
Are you alright?
I am okay. I am fine.
-Thank you. -You're welcome.
Thank you so much.
So, was the water freezing or hot?
A guy pushed me into the water! I'm still looking for him...
You've really hurt me.
What the hell is this?
Is this why it didn't hurt?
It did hurt a lot in the start. I tried very hard, I swear.
But then I stuck a sticker as it's the thought behind it that counts.
You stick a sticker instead of a tattoo and then stick to a girl?
You will never change.
Ekta!
(Water sound)
What a disaster!
Shut up! I've had enough.
I've reached my boundary.
Not boundary, sir. You've reached your limit.
Shut up, Sawant! The boss is always right.
Look over there! What the hell is that?
Just like every bucket makes an ocean...
Sir, every drop makes an ocean!
-Shut up, Gopal! The boss is always right. -Yes, sir.
Similarly, every fish has been accountable
in making 'Golden fisheries'.
I hear that our company is under loss.
And all due to carelessness on your parts!
(Indistinct)
I'll soon be reduced to a pauper, all thanks to you!
I will be out of place nowhere at home everywhere!
No sir, you're wrong.
You'll be out of place everywhere, at home nowhere.
-Shut up! The boss is always right. -Yes.
It was brought to my notice that
my old staff is stealing fish and lobsters.
Peter and Pali have started their own restaurant
called ' Prawn's corner'! That's why I've decided...
No, sir. Please don't sell the company.
If that happens, what will happen to my SMS...
Shut up, Mr. Subodh! Is SMS-ing all you can think about?
I'm sure your entire salary is spent on sending SMS.
-Absolutely. -So, what I was saying?
I'm going to fire the old staff and hire new people.
Strictly vegetarians! No fish-eaters, no fiascos.
-Correct, sir. -Correct.
But how can you hire inexperienced people...
No more discussions.
Gopal and you, start training fresh new talent.
I don't want any mistakes.
If the staff is fit, the company will be a hit.
And that applies to the three of you.
(Car Engine Starts)
Good... Good night, sir!
I hope you heard him, Gopal. The boss is always right.
I want the recruitment list by today evening.
Make it quick. And stay away from him.
Hey!
I hope you heard him. The boss is always right.
I want the list by today evening.
-Bloody SMS! -Hello! I prepare the list
while you party with the loot!
-What loot? -Oh come on!
You were trying to be David Hasselhoff of Baywatch!
(Car sound)
-I'll get you! -Mummy!
(Police Siren Wailing)
(Vehicles Break sound)
"Fishy"
(Indistinct)
-Who's in charge of the dock? -I am. Tell me.
I'm inspector Madhavsingh Ghai. And you are?
Everybody knows who I am. I'm Gopal Kumar Santoshi.
Nice meeting you.
According to our informers, along with exporting fish
you're also into exporting of cocaine and heroin.
It's profitable, but it's illegal.
-I think that it's your informers... -I see.
...who are into dope.
You've got wrong information. Please leave.
I will, after conducting a thorough search of the dock.
Do you have a search warrant?
Yes, show it to him.
-Sir... -Remove it.
-Sir? -What?
I forgot to bring the warrant.
-Sorry, sir. -Idiot!
(Indistinct)
What do you think you're doing? Taking a stroll in the park?
-Come on, scoot! -Look, you can't misbehave...
I'll come back! Hey, who are you trying to kiss?
I'll be back with the warrant.
-Out! -You be ready! Got it!
-Security! -Let's get out! Get inside everybody.
-The psycho! -Let it go, sir. He's crazy. He's crazy.
(Indistinct)
Your hair-style...
Oh sweety!
You know, there's a party tonight at Mrs. Buchhwala's.
Big celebrities are going to grace the event.
And like always, I want to look different.
Come on, sweetheart!
Lucky, do you know something?
I was given a direct entry into the Miss India contest.
Unfortunately, I got married before that.
My husband said that I don't need to enter the Miss India contest
because I'm different.
Lucky, your love-interest has just stepped out of the gym.
Wow Lucky! She's giving you 'the look'.
-Why don't you go and talk to her? -Yes, talk to her.
He's right. When she comes to know your mouth piece is damaged
you won't stand a chance.
Lucky! The sparks are flying between the two of you
but the smoke is arising from there.
Look over there.
Oh my God! What have you done?
Wow! This hair-style is called 'Lucky's burnt look'.
Burnt look?
Yes. Burnt look.
The burnt look to make people burn with envy!
-Oh no! -Oh yes! You look fabulous.
-You really do. -Mind blowing!
-Out of this world. -Beautiful! Awesome!
I'm so pretty that I can carry off any hair-style.
-Do you know why? -Because you are different!
Yes!
-What were you thinking? -You've ruined her hair.
Out! Out!
"Promise"
Don't worry, I'm there for you. Am I not?
Relax, you hold my hand.
Relax, I'm there.
"This moment is very lonely"
Lucky, you're disturbing me.
What? Your brother-in-law needs a hair-cut?
Yes.
But he got one only last week, didn't he?
Like this? Keep your arm up. Look up.
Very good!
Gopal! What's this nonsense?
It's called 'Power Yoga', baby.
Haven't you heard? It's the latest vogue.
Actually, my company's MD sacked all the unfit people from their jobs.
I have to stay fit, or else I will lose my job.
But why to hire a female trainer?
Get out! Don't show me your face again.
-Hey Ekta... -Mr. Gopal, one needs brains
not brawns, to keep their jobs.
Lucky, no hair-cut for him or else I will cut your tongue.
The truth is, you want to stay physically fit
because you want to increase the TRP of your physical relations.
Lucky, come with me.
Sister-in-law, what's wrong?
Ask your brother.
Brother, what happened to her?
Soaps, extra-marital, TRP.
They were right to have named her 'Ekta' after the queen of TV soaps.
-Hey! -Shut up and cut my hair!
-I'll be back in sometime. -Where are you going?
I'm going for coffee with a friend.
Esha, one can buy an entire coffee house
with the amount you've spent on drinking coffee with your friend.
Call him home.
I'll call him tomorrow.
Thank you! Bye.
(Foot steps)
That's not possible, Jigna.
Our job is to export fish, crabs and lobsters.
How will you work for us if you're cringing to touch them?
I'm a little touchy about these matters, sir.
I'm a pure vegetarian.
You'll have to do it, if you want the job.
Sister-in-law, what are you doing here?
I've brought food for Gopal from his favourite restaurant.
I want to give him a surprise.
(Telephone ringing)
GOPAL: Okay, I'll help you.
-Touch it. -Please, sir! I can't do this.
GOPAL: Come on, Jigna. You won't listen to your boss.
You'll make me happy by touching it.
Come on, Do one thing.
-Close your eyes and then feel it. -Jigna: Sir!
-GOPAL:You'll be rid of your fear. -Okay.
Okay? Come on!
JIGNA:Laughing
-How do you feel? -I feel ticklish.
I told you. There's no need to be scared.
Sir, if my fiancé finds out
he'll break off the engagement.
Jigna, even I am a married man.
I would never want to create a rift in your marriage.
Let's try again tomorrow, with full confidence.
Okay, sir.
So, you were giving training her to catch fish.
-Ekta! Yes, she needs the job... -Shut up!
You're following the foot-steps of Mihir Virani and Mr. Walia.
-Who are these people? -Don't change the topic Gopal.
How many more affairs do you have? Out with it!
Is this what you do in office?
Have an affair with whosoever you can get your hands on?
-Why don't you listen... -You don't have an answer, do you?
-Tell me. -But I...
Shame on you, Gopal! Shame on you.
Shut up! Now I'll talk and you'll listen.
Sir! I'm feeling much more confident now.
I'll do a better job from tomorrow.
Ekta! Ekta!
Looks like his surprise was way bigger than yours.
Your anger is 100% justified, but sir is not a lecher.
Why, he only starts salivating at the sight of a girl!
Sister-in-law, he is a saint by his heart.
The way he lusts for women
anyone would believe it was his first time.
You're very fortunate. He's a gem of a guy.
But these idiots fail to understand him.
They call him Gopal, the rascal.
Look, this is Kannupriya's message for Gopal, the rascal...
Sister-in-law! Sister-in-law!
"Every moment is lonely"
This is wrong, sir.
You're married, while I'm engaged.
The only relationship we can share is that of a boss and his secretary.
Some things are not under one's control.
It's true that I'm a married man...
Jigna, you're the reason why I'm living.
But sir, I'm just a secretary...
You're not just any secretary.
You're my personal secretary.
"Fishy"
-This is Gopal's car. -Yes, it's his.
-This is Gopal's car. -Yes!
Gopal's car!
And do you know the difference
between a secretary and a personal secretary?
-No, sir. -A secretary says, 'Good morning, sir.'
And a personal secretary says, 'It's morning, sir!'
-But sir, my fiancé... -Let him go to hell!
Okay. But what about your wife?
She must be glued to the idiot box watching an idiotic soap.
So you see, she's already in hell!
(Car break sound)
What?
The car got a flat tyre. I had to use the stepney.
Stepney? Is this the first time you're telling the truth?
-What do you mean? -Stephnie's figure is 36:24...
Why is the back-seat strewn with rose petals?
Oh god! I'd gone for a colleague's funeral.
You're disgusting! Making excuses of people dying
to cover up your love affairs.
I'm only 15 minutes late.
What can I possibly do in 15 minutes?
-Tell her something. -You dare not utter a single word.
Shame on you! Gopal.
The whole world is condemning you.
Even the neighbours know the number of your car.
They spotted you at Lover's Point with that witch.
You both couldn't get your hands-off each other.
-Witch? -People call you a rascal.
Rascal? Who called me a rascal?
-Subodh did. -Subodh! I'll get him.
(Motorcycle sound )
-What's happening? -It's an everyday story. Come.
I'll shove him into the deep-freezer
to rot with a ten year old Bombhel for twenty years.
I'll seal him in an air-tight box
and release thousands of poisonous crabs over him.
I won't spare him so easily. I will...
What did you say?
-Yes, you do that to him. -Okay.
-You? -You?
-Yuck!
Wow! You both know each other.
I know this madman very well.
Come on, get out.
Why didn't you tell me before that you're mad?
Esha, I don't care if you bring home a limp or a deaf-mute
but I don't want another suspicious mad person lurking in the house.
Who exactly are you hinting at?
-Let me deal with him first. -What?
Get out, you psycho.
You're the one who was behaving like a psycho, not me.
-Let go off me! -Brother!
Why did you vent your anger on Mads?
Rascal!
Do you have to say anything?
The entire family seems mentally disturbed to me.
Don't worry, everything will be fine.
Out!
"Fishy"
-Come. -You fool!
You like to break people's homes, don't you?
-What did I do? -What did you tell my wife?
-That I'm a rascal? -You're a rascal.
Your father is a rascal, and so is your grandfather.
Leave me! Leave me!
-I won't spare you. -What happened to you?
What's happening? Let go off him, Gopal.
-Sir... -What's going on?
Sir, he likes to break people's homes. I won't spare him.
He's a cheap man.
-Let me talk to him. -Don't! Just call the cops.
-Fine, Yes. Relax Subodh! -Call him.
He talks about breaking my finger.
I'll chop your fingers in front of the cops and feed them to the fish.
Enough is enough! Gopal, I'm talking to him. One minute.
You're forever after his life. You don't want to kill him, do you?
C'mon, back to work everybody. Why are you still standing there?
-You're nothing but a wife's pet! -Come on?
-He's scared of his wife. -Leave me!
He may boss around at work, but he's a mouse at home.
He's coming this way, sir.
You've come again?
They say that if you wish to bash up someone with a true heart
the whole universe conspires to help you fulfill your wish.
Give me the search warrant, quick.
Search warrant!
Hey, did you tear a page of my joke book?
No, sir. You were right about him. He's a psycho.
-You stuffed face... -That's a good one.
Tell sir, that this is the warrant for the ship Sea-queen
which is docked in Sri Lanka at the moment.
Read what's written there. This is Blue Ribbon.
-You fool! -Sir, please...
(Telephone ringing)
I want the file on the crab, not the fish.
Hello!
-Give it to Gopal. -Yes, ma'am.
-Excuse me, sir. A call for you. -Put it on speaker mode.
-Hello! -What's the programme for today?
Back seat or front seat?
Ekta, don't start again.
It's you who starts off! You forgot you were supposed to be home
ten minutes back, at sharp 7:30.
-Baby, calm down... -He's nothing but a wife's pet!
He's scared of his wife.
He may boss around at work, but he's a mouse at home.
Ekta, don't treat me like a daily soap
by expecting me to show up everyday at sharp 7:30.
What are you looking at? Get back to work.
Let go off me! Help!
Don't touch me.
Let go off me.
Hello! What's going on?
-Rascal! -O sorry!
No! No save me!
-Hey! -Save me!
Are you hurt?
Oh no!
What did you do to my car?
Help me.
Thank you.
Excuse me, thank you so much for saving my life.
You're welcome.
-My car has broken down. -My car has broken down too.
What shall we do now?
We won't get any taxis at this hour.
One my friends owns a yacht in this area.
We could halt there for the night.
(Antique Clock Ticking)
-No! -Esha!
-Leave me, Maddy. -Esha, wake up!
Aren't you bored of having coffee?
Esha!
-Esha! -Sister-in-law!
-What's wrong? -Gopal hasn't reached home yet.
It's 1 a.m. and his mobile is switched off.
Why didn't you wake me up earlier?
(Clouds sound)
Oh God.
It looks like it's going to pour.
We could halt at the yacht for sometime, come.
Oh God.
Please, come.
Thank you.
Will you have something?
-No. -Means?
Nothing, thank you.
TV?
"I want to be beside you"
"No matter where I end up"
"I feel amuse"
"By my own mind I can't break you"
-I can't do this. I can't do this. -What's wrong? It's okay.
No, I can't do this.
-Oh no! -What happened?
I'm scared of the dark.
Don't be. I'm with you.
(Door open sound)
What are you trying to say?
What? Someone shot Gopal?!
-Brother! -I'm doomed!
That witch from his office had warned him about her fiancé.
I'm sure her fiancé has shot him.
-How dare you flirt with my girl? -No Hiren, don't hit him.
I won't spare you.
No Hiren, don't hit him.
'Ekta!'
Oh God, why did You have to call him so soon?
What kind of criterion of life is this?
Lucky, it's time you accept the fact
that your brother-in-law is no more.
You must slowly come to terms with it.
Lucky, are you looking for Gopal's photo?
To hang it on the wall?
I have a solo photograph of him.
Lucky, control yourself.
He's become speechless because of the trauma.
Hands up!
-Maddy! -Hi! Hold the gun.
-Baby! I missed you. -Esha...
Where's the dead body?
Whose dead body? I don't know of any dead body.
Gopal's dead body.
Yes! Gopal is dead.
I'm really sorry to hear that.
Where's his dead body?
It's you who has brought the news of his death.
You should know where his dead body is.
Dead body? News? Are you mistaking me for a TV channel?
Lucky told me.
He told you? He peed in his pants when he saw me.
Lucky, you murdered your brother-in-law.
No.
Be careful!
One minute. He's trying to say that Gopal is alive.
He didn't die.
But why are you on duty at 3 a.m.?
Why am I on duty at 3 a.m.?
You all have lost it.
Don't you remember it was you who called me home?
Oh yes! Ekta had become so emotional.
But why hasn't brother returned home yet?
-Hello, sir? -Yes, tell me.
A dead body has been detected on Blue Cross street.
Dead body.
Is it Gopal's?
No sir, you ain't that lucky.
The dead body is someone else's. But come soon, sir.
-Esha, it's an emergency. I have to go. -Bye!
Wait, inspector. What news have you got?
A dead body was detected on Blue Cross street.
-Oh no! -Brother!
Shut up! It's someone else's dead body.
Oh.
Crazy family!
Sir, it's a 'Psycho Killer' case.
His fingers have been chopped off.
The killer must have a fetish for fingers.
-That reminds me. Take his fingerprints. -Yes.
Send the body for post mortem, we need all the evidences possible.
Let's find the killer and bash him up!
This guy won't a nail-cutter anymore, isn't that funny?
You've still not recovered from the shock.
Gopal won't ever come back again.
I'm no Superwoman who can bring her husband back from the dead.
Lucky!
Look, brother's back!
My dear brother!
Are you all right?
Yes, I'm perfectly fine.
What's going on?
I was away for one night, and you people...
One night-stand! Oh Lord, why me?
In which resort did you spend the eventful night?
In whose lap, did you do the lap-dance?
Something very tragic took place last night.
Sure, spin a yarn!
That you were walking by the roads when suddenly out of nowhere
you saw some goons harass a poor woman.
-Yes. -You jumped to her rescue
as your brotherly instinct suddenly came out alive.
-No, nothing of that sort happened. -Then what happened?
Last night, I was walking by the roads
when suddenly out of nowhere, I saw a woman...
Ask for forgiveness, my son.
Remember, behind every successful man there's a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man there are two, three, many more.
Brother, who's this other woman?
Nobody!
(Grunts)
Last night
irritated with your zillion questions
I switched off my mobile.
Later that night I ran into an old school friend
who took me home. We were so engrossed talking...
-Name? -Gopal.
-Your friend's name! -"Fishy..."
Akbar... I mean, Anthony Gonsalves.
How come I've never heard of him before?
Me too. I mean, I hadn't heard from him in many years.
Where does he live?
-Drop it, sweetheart. -Address!
Tell me.
Macchi Lake, Dockyard lane, opposite Prawns' corner
Door No. 420.
Now excuse me please.
"Don't doubt someone"
Forgive her, God. She believes him.
Bye.
Hi! I'm Daisy.
Hi! I'm Lucky.
And I'm lucky to meet you.
You have a very manly voice.
Thanks, the selectors of 'Indian Idol' were of the same opinion.
Actually, there's something I want to tell you...
Hear me out, first. I want to say those three magic words
I... Love...
-What happened? Why are you screaming? -What?
(Honking horn)
Hi! I'm Daisy.
I have a friend named Sambo.
She needs a new hair cut and a new look.
Could you give me an appointment for tomorrow please?
-Why aren't you saying anything? -He can't! He's dumb.
-It's a temporary toothache problem. -Oh I see!
He has a bad swelling too. Where was it again? The other side!
Oh! I am so sorry Lucky. But it was nice to meet you.
Thank you so much. See you tomorrow. Bye.
Bye.
"Fishy, Fishy!"
Lucky... I'd gone to the courier office.
I've mailed Anthony Gonsalves on the address
Gopal had specified.
If he truly exists, then there's no tension in life.
But if he doesn't
your brother-in-law is in deep shit.
Take it.
Gopal, where's the file of new recruitments?
Hasn't Subodh Behra given it to you?
-Gopal... -One minute.
Kishore, where's Subodh Behra?
Sir, he hasn't come to office for the past two days.
He must be nursing his wounds. I'll have it sent right away, sir.
No problem, I'll be waiting.
What did you see?
-Ekta? -Yes!
What happened to her?
She wrote a letter to someone? To whom?
Anthony Gonsalves?
I don't have a friend by that name.
Lucky, you're reading me wrong.
Actually, I was with a girl that night.
You're reading me wrong again.
Listen to me, first! Just hear me out.
That night, I'd saved a woman from the clutches of some goons.
Our cars had broken down so we had to spend the night at the yacht.
Now, if I say all this to your sister, would she believe me? No.
She won't ask for a divorce, she'll jump to suicide.
Do you want your sister to commit suicide?
Do you wish your parents die of shock?
Do you wish to be orphaned?
If yes, then call her and tell her everything.
Forget it, I'll only tell her.
We'll do something.
Who'll save us now?
"Whether there's something fishy or the fish is in something"
"I'm amazing, baby. I'm a wonder!"
"Be careful, let no one steal your heart!"
"Fishy... Fishy..."
May I come in, sir?
"Fishy... Fishy..."
Come in.
I've come to apply for the post of the Junior Manager.
Myself, Laxman Prasad Boss.
(Indistinct)
-Laxman Prasad? -Boss.
Do you know him?
No. Who's he?
-He too was Laxman Prasad. -Was?
Now, he's in seventh heaven. Anyway, sit. Qualifications?
Thank you, boss. Today, every Tom, Dick and Harry
can boast of experience and qualification.
But I have the 'X factor'
-that gives me the upper hand. -And what's that?
I have the solution to every problem.
Just name it, and I'm there.
Whether it's the problem of stolen fish from the dock, the cable dish TV problem
or the toilet flush that needs repair I am there.
Whether it's a clash of the corporate titans
the great Bollywood scandal
or the problem of extra marital affairs
-I am there. -?Fishy, Fishy!"
What was the last thing you said?
Whether it's a problem of extra-marital affairs.
I am there.
No, I think you talk too much, rather showing.
Sir, all I ask is a chance to prove myself.
Tell me your problem and I'll solve it for you.
-Okay, I have a friend -I see.
who lied to his wife that he spent the night over
at his friend Anthony Gonsalves' house.
But the truth was that he had saved a woman's life
and later they had spent the night together in a yacht.
Since the woman was a bit uncomfortable in the start
he switched on the TV to distract her.
But a hot intimate scene flooded the TV screen.
The woman cringed
while you cringed even further.
-Me? -Yes, you.
You're talking about yourself
not your friend. Am I right?
Do you have a parrot?
What do you mean?
I mean, the parrot that predicts people's futures.
No, sir. I don't need a parrot to predict what must've happened.
After watching those intimate scenes
you took a good look at the girl's geography
sub-consciously erasing the history with your wife.
Your body chemistry underwent a change
drawing you physically very close towards her.
And then, a sensuous, seductive, sexy romantic duet filled the air
(Clouds sound)
Enough! Enough!
This was just an appetizer
as you've already had the main course.
After all, horny men who can stop the inevitable?
Right?
Oh boss! You've turned the colour of your shirt.
Never mind, I'll take care of your wife.
-She has never seen Anthony, right? -Right.
She hasn't seen me either.
-Problem solved! -How's that?
From today, I'm Anthony Gonsalves.
I'll tell your wife that you spent the night at mine.
Okay!
-Tell me something. -Yes?
I always thought you looked like a fool
but I never knew that you actually were one.
Thank you, boss. All you've got to do is hire me.
My girlfriend's family will be happy and they'll let us get married.
-You don't have a parrot, do you? -No.
But I do. First, get me off the hook, only then I will hire you.
Tomorrow at 9 a.m.
Okay, boss.
(Motorcycle sound)
Hey! Ramu!
Ramu...
-Are you dumb? -Yes.
Tell your madam...
Look, Ramu...
Yes. Tell madam that Anthony Gonsalves is here.
Yes, that's what.
No, not Bhansali, Gonsalves!
'I've mailed Anthony Gonsalves on the address Gopal had specified.'
'I don't have a friend by that name.'
'Do you want your sister to commit suicide?'
'Do you wish your parents die of shock?'
'Do you wish to be orphaned?'
-Gonsalves! -Out! Out!
-I want to go in. -Out!
-Why are you kicking me out? -Out!
Hey, don't push me! Enough!
Enough!
I've seen the National Body Building Championship thrice!
Look at my bulging arms, my biceps, my broad chest, my triceps
Why are you laughing? Take a good look.
Why are you laughing?
Why are you humiliating me?
Listen... Don't be deceived as I'm fasting today.
Listen up... Listen up...
Quiet!
No stones, please!
Why are you picking up stones? That's cheating.
Don't behave like children.
I'm going. Keep it down.
Why are you singing?
Anthony Gonsalves still hasn't shown up.
You drove him out?
You fool, that was my idea.
He was a phony.
You're an expert at ruining hair-styles and brilliant plans.
Go get him. Go get him now.
It's hot.
"Do you wanna partner... O partner... Love me, love me say"
-Hey! Get lost. -Come with me.
My father-in-law tells me to stand up on my two feet
but my state is such that I won't be able to sit all my life.
-Hey! Give me one. -You give me one first.
You are still here? I'll give you one tight...
-Give it to me. -Get lost! Won't you go?
Fine, I'm going. But do make up your mind.
-He just won't leave me alone. -I'm going.
I wonder what he's going to prick me with this time.
No... I'm going.
Stop or I'll smash you.
You shut up! Sorry, not you.
Move to the left. Sorry, to the right.
-Leave me -Bend down. Go back.
-Lucky! To be... -Get aside, unlucky!
What?
Should I? Hello?
-Hello boss! You've sent him? -I don't have a boss, okay?
Shut up! No, not you boss.
Okay boss, I'm on my way.
-No, he's mine! -One minute.
Do one thing. Hold this. Have a cold drink and chill! Let's go.
Good morning, Goa! I am Anthony Gonsalves and you are?
-Ekta. -Ekta!
"Call me once, and I'll come running to you!"
Please come in.
Nice place to stay.
So tell me, why did you call me home?
I just wanted to confirm
that my husband Gopal was with you on Friday night.
Why to ask me? Ask your husband.
What did he say?
He said he was with you.
You're unbelievable!
Why would you believe a stranger over your husband?
Are you sure you want to discuss personal matters
in front of your servant?
-He's Lucky. -For whom?
-He's my brother. -I see.
Mr. Anthony, Gopal and you...
-Actually... -Actually, you have a disorder
of becoming overly suspicious.
If someone praises you, you call it hard work.
But God forbid if someone praises your husband, you get suspicious.
If you come home late, you call it bad luck.
But if your husband comes late, you get suspicious.
It doesn't matter if he loves you, you say that you deserve it.
But God forbid if he says hello to another woman
you get suspicious.
Distrust! What the...
(Grunts)
Many families have been destroyed thanks to suspicious wives like you.
Just like the virus of suspicion has destroyed your sensibilities.
That's why I say, what the...
-Anthony, my friend! -Gopal, my friend!
-'Whether it's a Monday or a Tuesday...' -'Wednesday or a Thursday...'
'Friday or a Saturday...' 'Come hug me'
What was that?
We always greet each other like this, ever since schooldays.
-What brings you here? -Don't ask.
Tell me.
No, forget it. I'm embarrassed to talk about it.
Did you do something stupid?
Forget it, Gopal. It's all sorted out now.
Come on, tell me!
Actually... Sister-in-law wanted to meet me.
I'm glad her suspicion has been finally put to rest.
Suspicion?
She wanted to cross-check
whether you were with me on Friday night.
Gopal, please don't be mad at her.
-Actually Gopal, I was... -Shut up!
Now, I'll talk and you'll listen.
Three years ago, I met you.
I started loving you.
I was smitten like a 'Shakespeare in Love'
because 'Hum dil de chuke the sanam.'
But Juliet never took her Romeo seriously.
She thought he was just a 'Casanova', a 'flirt' of the first order.
Your suspicious nature assumed new heights
and our dream of 'happily ever after' shattered forever.
Ekta, you've scarred me for life!
-Your love sank like the 'Titanic'... -Shut up! Don't rub it in.
At least, I have true friend, if not a true lover.
-Enough Gopal! -Anthony!
-Sorry Gopal, I doubted you. -Leave me alone.
-Sister-in-law... -Sister-in-law, I am sorry.
Sister-in-law... listen.
Doubt...
-What the... -Puck!
I feel sorry for the courier guy.
He must've gone crazy trying to locate the address.
"Fishy, Fishy!"
Machhi Talao!
"Fishy, Fishy!"
Dockyard Lane!
"Fishy, Fishy!"
Opposite Prawn's Corner!
"Fishy"
-Excuse me. -Yes?
-Which one is Anthony Gonsalves house? -There are many Anthony's in this colony.
One is a priest, the other is a tea-seller,
another who's a phony. Which Anthony are you looking for?
He is Ekta's...
-Oh I see! It's a love affair. -Yes.
Then it must be the phony Anthony.
He lives in that room over there.
Who is it? Courier? Vichare. Oh God.
-Anthony Gonsalves? -Yes, I am Anthony Gonsalves.
Your courier.
A courier for this idiot?
"I'm Ekta, your friend Gopal's wife."
Gopal? Ekta?
"Gopal praises you a lot.
"I need to meet you urgently in secret." Why man?
"So, could you please come over if you don't mind?
"But please come during the day between 9 to 6 pm
when my husband leaves for work."
Bravo Anthony! Nowadays, husbands have started
to praise you to their wives.
-I wouldn't bet on it. -Get lost!
Ekta, I'm coming sweetheart.
I wonder what you look like.
But I'm sure much better than this antique furniture!
-Whose letter is it? -A friend's.
-Which friend? -Ekta.
A girl? Who is this Ekta?
No, a boy!
A friend who's no more. I just got the news.
I'll have to go.
I'll have to carefully lay him in his coffin
and strew flower petals all over him.
I'll have to go.
Has his friend died or rose from the dead?
I'll have to go.
Oh my God!
So this is what the matter is.
You bloody swine!
"Fishy!"
You better watch out what Julie does.
Ramu!
Is Ekta there?
Tell her Anthony's' wife, Julie, is here to see her.
'First, you drove Anthony away. And now, his wife!'
'She was a part of the plan, you fool!'
'She was the phony wife of phony Anthony Gonsalves!'
Girl?
Where's she?
Hats off to you, boss.
What a colorful life you lead.
You're gutsy to invite women over.
She's a great catch
True, except that I didn't invite her.
Did you call her?
Is she your wife?
My wife?
What nonsense!
My grand dad was the last to tie the knot in my family.
Fine.
Yes?
I'm Julie, wife of Anthony Gonsalves.
(Sighs)
Boss.
(Sighs)
She's your wife, Anthony.
Boss, she's Anthony's wife. I'm Laxman, remember?
So, you're the one who is having an affair with my husband.
He's a moron.
But what happened to you?
How come you fell for a third grader?
You're getting it all wrong.
I'd called him home for a personal matter.
Was it so personal that you asked him to come
only when your husband was away?
Stop it! Let's call your husband.
That should dissolve the confusion.
Right now, he is in the bedroom with my husband.
What?
He's in the bedroom with your husband?
Disgusting!
I didn't know he swings both ways.
Anthony, you scoundrel! Come out.
I'll divorce you.
Anthony!
You wife is here to see you.
Please ask her to leave.
She's horribly misunderstood. She is talking about divorce.
Please tell her that there is nothing cooking
between my husband and you.
Boss, help!
Ekta!
Ekta! You wanted to watch 'Ghar ghar ki kahani'.
What nonsense? His wife is about to divorce him and you...
-Get aside! -Ekta, please don't bother.
She's just as suspicious as you are. You must be twin sisters.
That's why he always says
-Distrust, what the.... -Puck!
JULIE : Where are you hiding, you stinking pig?
Two days! Just two days!
I'll drag you to court and divorce you.
Don't. I'll divorce you. I do, I do, I do.
-You're divorcing her! -Come down.
What are you saying?
Sorry. I divorce you, divorce you, divorce you.
-You pig! You swine! -You...
-Excuse me. Two minutes. -I'll...
(Indistinct)
Wait. Wait. I'll come and get you.
You're getting it all wrong.
Divorce, divorce, divorce.
Julie, listen!
(Sighs)
You fool! Were you trying to save me or kill me?
-What happened, boss? -Anthony's wife was here.
So?
That means Anthony too will come here.
(Hiccups)
(Background music)
(Lucky singing)
Hey you! Go and tell your Ekta madam that her Adam is here.
Anthony Gonsalves, man!
Come on Ramu kaka!
What is this?
(Background music)
Is he the one?
Disgusting!
That...
You're scared of him?
He wasn't around, was he?
-You handle him. -Of course.
Hey Cobra-man! You're seriously scary, man!
Get out, you douche bag!
I can't believe you're scared of this joker!
Oh no! Anthony got angry. Hey, you want some milk?
What are you doing?
Hey! Calm down, buddy.
You're here to see Ekta, aren't you?
Life is set, buddy. She's so hot!
Big brown eyes!
Slender waist-line!
-And a super hot figure! -It is hotter!
She's like a heater on a cold winter's day.
Hot actress Kareena Kapoor pales in comparison to her.
Ekta, I'm definitely coming.
But how do you know
that she's a bombshell?
That's because she's my wife, you fool!
Tell me, will you ever show me your face again?
Never. If you ask me, I won't look at my own face.
Good.
Will you ever hit on someone else's wife?
If you ask me, I won't hit on my own wife.
Good.
Why are you laughing, you idiot?
Gopal!
(Indistinct)
Hey, the dumb guy spoke.
Yes.
Will you ever again say that your name is Anthony?
Anthony? Who's he? Where's he from?
I'm Atmaram.
Atmaram.
-Atmaram. -May your 'soul' rest in peace.
Atmaram... Atmaram...
Here's your appointment letter.
-Thanks a ton, boss! -It's okay.
But why are you smiling so much?
Did you just remember Anthony's shock therapy?
No, I just remembered your disastrous butt therapy.
Anything for the job, boss.
At least this will help me to settle down.
She'll be very happy.
For how long have you been seeing each other?
Two years.
She's a very simple girl unlike the girls of today.
You know what I mean, right?
First meeting at the yacht and...
I will leave, boss.
-Meera is waiting for me. -Meera?
Yes, she lives up to the name of the Indian saint Meera.
"Fishy, Fishy!"
Laxman!
(Motorcycle engine sound)
Sixty thousand rupees.
(Car horn)
That's Meera.
-She's so hot. -She's your sister-in-law.
She's solely my property.
Give me the money at least.
Meera!
Meera! Meera!
(Laxman singing)
Oh my God!
You got the appointment letter.
It's not just an appointment letter. It's a marriage certificate.
Oh my God! My family will be so happy.
Amma, appa, Chinappa, Sonappa, Ponappa...
I only have Amma-Appa.
And do you know shri shri Tiruchipalli Radha Krishna Iyer...
-You mean, the new born? -Yes.
And my favourite great great grandfather Bala.
I know Bala.
-Yes. Bala. I'm so happy, baby! -I know, baby.
-I wanted to ask you... -Yes?
I hope you didn't do any fraud to get this job.
(Motorcycle pass by)
Me, and fishy?
(Sighs)
-Don't utter another word. -Sorry, Laxman. Sorry, baby.
-Now we will get married soon. -Forget it and give me a hug.
Oh baby!
(Sigh)
Meera, what do I tell you
of all that I've done to get my hands on a hot property like you!
"Fishy, Fishy!"
Sir, I've brought the report.
But I never went to the doctor.
No sir, the dead body at Blue Cross street
-was that of Subodh Behra. -Okay.
He had a personal enemy.
He used to annoy people by sending countless SMS.
Hence, the killer had chopped off his fingers.
Sir, I have a very good news.
-You'll jump with joy on hearing it. -Are you serious?
The guy who was murdered
was threatened by none other than Gopal.
Gopal?
Gopal.
Make way! Make way!
"Whether there's something fishy or the fish is in something"
"I'm amazing, baby. I'm a wonder!"
"Beware! Beware!"
"Beware, you might lose your heart"
"Fishy... fishy..."
Watch what I do to Gopal.
What are you cooking?
Fish curry, your favourite.
Wow!
Gopal, What's the matter?
You seem to be in a romantic mood today.
I became a romantic the first time I saw you.
Do you remember our first meeting
at your grand dad's funeral?
You were looking very beautiful in white dress.
Our second meeting was at a TV showroom.
I was there to buy a 24 inch Plasma TV.
Even you were looking very smart that day.
When you took off your glasses
I just couldn't take my eyes off you.
And then both of us were afflicted with conjunctivitis
for the next four days.
Your eyes had turned so red.
And do you remember how you followed me till Mumbai?
We had spent the night on the roof of my car.
Our hearts were flooded with love and happiness.
Of course! The entire city was flooded that day.
It was the 26th of July.
Do you remember the film we went for the next day?
It was our first comedy film.
How can I forget 'Bawariya'! It was so funny.
I remember how you were ogling at the hero
when he took off his towel.
Ekta, you're doubting me again! Nobody can come between us.
It's a different matter that your dad thought it necessary to send
this 'silent film' on our first anniversary.
Your family is no less. They sent her as 'Special Appearance'.
But the bottom line is, 'We lived happily ever after'.
The story doesn't end here, my friend.
(Bell sound)
You again came back?
I'm back, but not as your brother-in-law
but as a daredevil police inspector.
I'm investigating about the night you'd gone missing
because a murder had taken place that night.
The might when I was here.
On that ominous night, a dead body was found
on Blue Cross street.
Do you know whose dead body it was, Mr. Gopal?
Subodh's!
(Indistinct)
His murder had taken place the night before which
you had threatened to kill him.
-You're gone. -No.
-What? -Gopal is innocent.
-You too should stop suspecting Gopal. -Why?
Yes, Mads.
That night, Gopal was with his friend Anthony Gonsalves.
From where this Anthony Gonsalves came from?
At our place! Stop doubting my husband and get out.
-Get out! -Out!
Why does he open his mouth when he's dumb?
Send Anthony Gonsalves over to the police station.
(Door knocking sound)
I have to take down his statement. Understood?
Inspector Madhav?
You burnt bamboo tree. Your lies are taller than your height.
-I told you the truth now, didn't I? -But why did you lie to me earlier?
Mummy!
That was for the lie you told me earlier
that certified you as a liar. Bloody liar!
I hate liars!
And you told me one lie after the other!
-You... -Run.
(Indistinct)
Hey! What are you doing? I don't know him. I don't know him.
-I hate liars! -Save me!
-Who are you? -I... I... Who am I?
(Indistinct)
Anthony Talpade!
Anthony Gonsalves.
-Did Gopal send you? -Gopal!
-Pinky! -Yes, sir!
-Take his statement. -Come.
Liars never go unpunished from my station.
What have I done?
-Who's talking to you? Get out! -C'mon!
Take him away.
Keep it here.
MADHAV : Dare you move!
MADHAV : First, I'll chop off your hands
MADHAV : and then hack your legs and later...'
"Fishy!"
Boss, I've given a false statement but I'm petrified.
Because no sooner does one problem end than a new one emerges.
Don't worry, my friend. Don't be so scared.
We'll handle Madhav just as we handled Ekta.
Nothing will happen.
(Hiccups)
(Background music)
What are you looking at, man? She's way out of your league.
She's 'Miss Congeniality', while you're silent.
Hi!
(Indistinct)
Excuse me!
Hell! She's hitting on him.
Nowadays, even phones without ring tones are in demand.
-Yes. Go, talk to her. -Yes.
(Indistinct)
Open what?
Fine, I understood.
Come, let's ruin his day. let's make his day.
(Background music)
-Excuse me, may I? -Please.
Thank you.
I'm Gopal Kumar Santoshi.
I'm Anthony. Lakshman Prasad Apte.
And he's Lucky. He doesn't have a surname.
-I'm Daisy. -Daisy?
Daisy Daisy!
Daisy Daisy?
Unique name, isn't it, boss? Daisy Daisy.
It's possible.
If we get Lara Dutta married to Brian Lara
then what'll her name be?
Lara Dutta... Brian Lara... Lara Lara!
Exactly!
-But I hope you aren't married. -No.
Good! I'm Lucky's younger brother.
-He started flirting. -The whole and soul of 'Golden Fisheries'.
I love sunsets and practice power yoga.
I'm a bit of an introvert but
I like good company and...
Sorry, could you repeat what you just said?
He said that he loves watching sunsets with his wife.
-He's married. -I see!
Lucky, why are you so quiet? Say something.
(Horn sound)
Say something! Say something! Say something!
(Indistinct)
Na na nee na no?!
Actually, the poor fellow...
(Horn sound)
He's saying that Nana Patekar gifted a Nano car to his grandma.
-Oh! -Gifted a Nano to his grandma.
He's a hairstylist, so he trims everything he says.
How sweet, Lucky!
I was saying...
Excuse me?
-Daisy! Daisy! -Hello!
Daisy Daisy, he's saying something.
Hey turn around!
Why are you standing behind me? Come to the front.
How will I understand you if I don't read your lips?
I'm deaf.
Deaf.
Who said that love is blind?
Love is dumb and love is deaf.
If the movie 'Black return' is remade, their casting is confirmed.
What are you doing? What are you doing? Leave him! Stop!
What are you doing? Let go!
What are you doing?
Just a moment!
My phone is ringing! My phone is ringing! Hang on!
(Cell phone ringing)
Hello! Yes, Meera. I'm coming. I'm coming.
Boss, Meera is waiting for me at the mall. I'm leaving. Bye.
I'm leaving too.
(Indistinct)
-Baby! -Baby!
-Good news! -Good news?
No, not that.
Amma, appa, Sonappa and Chinappa
all have agreed for our marriage.
-Really? -Yes!
-We're in a shopping mall. Listen! -Yes.
They've fixed the wedding on 14th February, Valentine's day!
-Really? -Yes.
And exactly nine months later, 14th November, Children's day
there'll be a junior Lakshman playing in your lap.
-If we have a baby girl... -Tell me.
-We'll name her Sridevi. -What if it's a boy?
We'll call him Rajnikanth Lakshman.
Let's find a corner to get cozy.
-In a mall? -Yes! Come this way.
(Background music)
Sister-in-law, how's this jacket?
Esha, did you see that?
-How's this? -Yes, baby. Very nice.
Anthony Gonsalves?
-Very nice. -Behave yourself!
-Look how he's sticking to her. -How romantic!
That's why these malls have become so popular!
Idiot!
Do you know who he's hugging?
It must be his wife.
She's not his wife. Julie is his wife.
You weren't around when she came home the other day.
Baby, aren't these the same shoes with which you hit me?
-Esha... -Yes, baby.
Anthony turned out to be of a loose character.
I have a strong feeling Gopal and him are making fools of us.
What do you mean?
They both were cheating on their wives that night.
He lied to Julie while Gopal lied to me.
They both were together.
But how do we make sure?
By going to Machhi Lake, Dockyard Lane, Prawns' corner!
(Car brake sound)
Excuse me, where does Anthony stay?
Top floor.
(Car passing sound)
This rascal has hit the jackpot!
-Julie... -Gosh!
What kind of a woman are you?
You're so frustrated that you stalked my husband till here?
Hey! Mind your language. We're not like your husband.
Yes, your husband is having an affair.
I'm 100% sure that our husbands
-are cheating on us. -Oh gosh!
I just came here to know what exactly happened that night.
Is it so? Wait a minute, I'll call him.
Anthony, come out!
(Indistinct)
Why are you standing here? Call your boss.
What kind of a servant is he? Julie?
He's not my servant.
This rotten banana peel is my husband.
"Fishy!"
(Background music)
Are you Anthony?
"Fishy!"
'Will you ever tell anybody that you're Anthony?'
'Atmaram... Atmaram...'
(Water Noise)
How many times do I have to tell this?
Who's Anthony? Where's Anthony?
I'm Atmaram. Atmaram.
-You! -Just a moment, Julie.
Why are you forcing your servant to pose as your husband?
I swear by Jesus Christ! He's my husband, Anthony Gonsalves.
(Shouts)
I'm Anthony Gonsalves!
When I tell the truth, I get thrashed.
When I lie, I get thrashed.
I am the one. Do whatever you want. My death is inevitable
I'm Anthony Gonsalves! Do whatever you want.
(Screaming)
Anthony, this is what happens when you mess around with women.
Is it? But Richard, I didn't get hurt at all.
-You didn't get hurt? -Not at all. Not at all!
Strange!
Esha, if he is Anthony, then who was he?
Laxman, Thiruannathpura's MP,
Subhramaniam swami had asked for my daughter's hand for marriage.
But Meera likes only you.
And now you even have a respectable job.
I'm very happy. You both look as if you're made for each other.
Just like Lord Shiva and his wife Goddess Parvati.
Lakshman, what are you waiting for? Feed her some sweets.
She has yet to apply henna on her hands.
Oh God!
-Sweet, eat it. -Oh God!
Anthony Gonsalves?
Where are you taking him?
-Very much.... -You want to get married, do you?
-Listen to me. -Come, I'll get you married in prison.
Get in!
Why you people are shocked?
C'mon, bid farewell to the groom.
I know it must be weird
to see a police van instead of a palanquin
and bid adieu to the groom instead of the bride!
Nothing to worry, relax!
What happened, mother?
-But what crime have I committed? -Nothing.
Your name is Anthony Gonsalves, right?
Anthony is here. Amar and Akbar will follow
and soon we'll get to watch a movie together. Excellent!
Amma! Appa! Chinappa! Lakshman, what have you done?
I haven't done anything. Save me! Don't leave me at his mercy.
Boss, my engagement will break. Why are you crying?
"Do you want to partner? O partner!"
-Love me, love me say... -Boss! Get lost.
Gopal, you threatened to kill Subodh, the SMS freak.
And then you went missing on the night of his murder.
On top of that, you introduced your real wife to the phoney Anthony.
And made the phoney Anthony by giving a phoney statement.
You're great, man!
(Hair dryer sound)
And the funniest part is that this case has come to the cop
Who is your greatest enemy. Me!
In short, you're dead. So sad!
Boss, we all are fix because of your philandering nature.
(Gasps)
Shut up!
-Get lost! -I have to give you one first.
-It's a government order. Give me one. -Get lost.
Madhav, the truth is that
I rescued a woman that night.
I spent the night with her on a friend's yacht.
Who's she? Where does she live?
If we look for her, we'll find her.
Give us some time.
Okay, you have 15 minutes.
Am I a fool to let you go scot-free? Scoundrels!
Kiss him!
-Madhav... -Yes?
-Have you forgotten? -What?
Esha!
Madhav, don't put your personal life at stake
for the sake of your professional life.
Gopal, this isn't fair.
I'll give you time.
-Hey! Hey! -Let's run. Come on.
Sir, please open it.
Gopal! Just three days for the three of you.
-Three days? -Yes, in English.
If only we were more in number, we would have got more time.
-I'm there, am I not? -Shut up!
(Background music)
If you don't find that girl in three days then remember
that I don't love Esha as much as I hate you!
Wow! What a dialogue!
Three days!
Get out!
(Indistinct)
-Ekta... -Madhav called me and told me everything.
Madhav, that son of a...
Baby, I know you're hurt.
But why do you have to leave home?
I won't let you go. You can't leave this house and go.
I'm not leaving the house. You are!
This is your baggage, not mine.
You'll sleep on the lawn till you find that girl.
(Birds chirping)
How could you do this to me? I'm your husband.
Shut up!
Find the girl in three days or this three year long marriage...
Ekta!
Hey, c'mon girls! It's party time! Let's rock.
What will you have? C'mon girl!
-Beer! -Beer!
Hey Baljeet!
Gopal, my friend! You've come at the right time.
Get ready for a high sea adventure. C'mon.
Girls, booze, great fun! Hop on!
I thought your brother-in-law is a scoundrel
but his friend is also the same.
No, thanks. I had some work with you.
Tell me, man.
I was here with a girl last Friday.
I'm looking for her. Was she here by any chance?
No. But were you here Friday night?
No wonder everything was so messed up!
Everything was in a mess.
Messed up?
Why are you turning your face away?
Your brother-in-law indulges in cheap acts
with cheap girls and I have to bear the brunt of it!
What's the matter? What did you do with her?
Let it go, man. Thanks.
-Look at me. I said... -What's going on?
Tell him on his face. Why do you always back-bite?
(Cell phone ringing)
Nothing, boss. I've got a call.
Okay, Baljeet. Enjoy yourself.
-Bye, Gopal! -Why are you sticking to him?
-Lakshman, why did they arrest you? -Meera...
Are you involved in drugs or the underworld?
-Meera... -Did you rape somebody?
Meera, I'm not alone in this.
You mean gang rape?
(Gasps)
Gang rape? What nonsense! At least, hear me out.
I swear to God, I'm a notorious.
(Indistinct)
I'm innocent.
This is the first time in our family history
that the cops ever came home.
Enough, Meera! Everybody, including you knows that I never lie.
(Laughs)
Actually my boss is involved in a case concerning a girl
and in the process of helping I too got entangled.
But once we find that tramp, all the problems will be solved.
Trust me, baby.
Boss, you continue to amaze me!
Why didn't you ask that hussy for her name or her contact number?
You got a chance and you jumped the gun.
What is it?
Women's day celebration at Central Mall.
70% discount on all products.
70%! That means your hussy will surely come there.
-But it's exclusively for women. No men. -No men?!
No! No!
(Camera clicks)
"Fishy, Fishy... Everything's going to be Fishy"
"Fishy, Fishy.... Everything's going to be Fishy"
"Fishy, Fishy... Everything's going to be Fishy"
She's nowhere to be seen.
-Shall we check upstairs? -Let's go.
(Foot steps)
Excuse me! Thank you. Which floor?
(Elevator bell)
-Lift! -Stop!
(Background music)
I'm so sorry Gopal turned out to be a complete nymphomaniac.
If he doesn't find that girl, will you kick him out of the house?
Exactly! He deserves it.
Will you throw me out, too?
Of course not, silly!
-You'll stay with me. -Thank you sister-in-law.
You're so sweet. He should be ashamed of himself.
I'm ashamed to call him my brother.
How sad! It'll be fine, okay?
(Elevator bell)
Sister-in-law!
Excuse me. Where's Westside?
(Indistinct)
Shut him up!
Please excuse my friend. She's made in China.
(Indistinct)
-Lucy Liu. -Lucy Liu?!
Westside must be to your west!
You're right. Sister-in-law, she's so intelligent.
Thank you.
-Okay, thanks. -Thank you.
My sister is bitching about me!
I'll give her... Ekta, you dropped your mobile.
This was Gopal's voice.
Yes, this was Gopal's voice!
Gopal! Oh my God!
-Gopal's voice! -Oh my God! I want Gopal.
I want Gopal, mom!
Gopal knows them too?
Hell! Brother is so shameless.
He knows them too!
Come on!
Mom, I want Gopal! Where's Gopal, mom? Tell me please.
(Sighs)
What happened?
How will you do it here?
We'll have to go to the ladies washroom.
(Anklet sound)
(Background music)
"Fishy, Fishy!"
Boss! Boss!
Boss, my girlfriend is here!
When my wife didn't recognize me, how can your girl recognize you?
Let's go.
-Go to 'His'. -No, you'll be caught. Go to 'Hers'.
Tell him that by changing one's looks the person's sex doesn't change.
Have some shame. If he goes to 'Hers'...
Go to 'Hers'.
-No, go to 'His'. -Go on!
(Thunderstorm)
(Background music)
It seems as if
it is going to have a snowfall in the mall.
-He is Madhav. -How do you know?
He has played this game earlier as well. Let's go!
Rascal!
-I think he is following us. -Excuse me!
(Indistinct)
-Gopal. -Yes?
I knew it! I knew it!
-Did you find the girl? -No.
Just two days left! Do you want to pee?
You'll be in the lockup after two days.
Why isn't it snowing here?
Boss! just one more night to go.
After that, we'll have to do this behind bars.
It's been two days but your brazen, god-forsaken hussy
is nowhere to be found.
How will we spend the night if we don't find her?
Hey!
(Thunderstorm)
Gopal! Gopal! Gopal!
From the 'man of the house' you've become the 'man out of the house'.
(Cooker whistling)
From a penthouse, you're living in a tent house.
-I'm feeling very bad, friend. -It's all because of you.
Yes, I have to take all the credits.
(Glass broken sound)
Never mind.
So, did you find your girl?
(Cooker whistling)
Not yet? Shall I meet my girl then?
-You... Leave me! -No!
I know that she's your sister
but I can't let go of such an opportunity?
-She's my sister! -Stop you!
Romantic song with violence! Whoa baby!
(Cooker whistling)
Where will you run and go? I'll get you for this.
(Bomb sound)
"Baby's got a move in you. Sexy and I m feeling you"
"Though your body's moving. Get this body jumping"
"Baby's got a move in you. Sexy and I m feeling you"
"Though your body's moving. Get this body jumping"
"Baby's got a move in you. Sexy and I m feeling you"
"Though your body's moving. Get this body jumping"
"Baby's got a move in you. Sexy and I m feeling you"
"Though your body's moving. Get this body jumping"
"-Say hey... -I say move to the b"
"I swear, shake it, shake it, shake it"
"Yao shake it all around"
"Don't do it to the ground, those are feeling now"
"Make way! Don't mess with me or you'll be done for!"
"Come into my arms, my love"
"after you've confessed your love for me to the world"
"Come into my arms, my love"
"after you've confessed your love for me to the world"
"My heart is on fire, the weak-hearted will perish"
"You're ignorant, someone please make him understand"
"Don't be stubborn"
"Listen to me carefully"
"I too was ignorant"
"and now I'm trapped in his love"
"Come into my arms, my love"
"after you've confessed your love for me to the world"
"Come into my arms, my love"
"after you've confessed your love for me to the world"
"Make way! Don't mess with me or you'll be done for!"
"Make way! Make way! Make way!"
"Hey you! Make way! Make way!"
"I follow my heart. I'm not afraid to die"
"There's nothing you can do once I've made up my mind"
"What do I say? My life is in grave danger"
"I'm scared, I'm suffering, as I desire only you"
"Come into my arms, my love"
"after you've confessed your love for me to the world"
"Come into my arms, my love"
"after you've confessed your love for me to the world"
"Make way! Don't mess with me or you'll be done for!"
"Make way! Make way!"
"Hey you! Make way!"
"I won't spare you, even if it costs me my life"
"I've come to get you, I won't leave without you"
"My crazy lover, how do I explain it to you?"
"I've lost my heart to you. I'm at your mercy"
"Come into my arms, my love"
"after you've confessed your love for me to the world"
"Make way! Don't mess with me or you'll be done for!"
"Make way!"
(Ship horn blaring)
(Foot steps)
Gopal, what happened? You look worried.
No, sir. Subodh Mehra's provident file is ready.
I need your sign.
Yes, drop it in my cabin.
Okay, sir.
Who do you think has killed him?
He didn't hold any grudges against anybody.
Except you.
Did you... I mean, you are the one who used to fight with him.
I'm just kidding.
-Make sure you send me the file. -Yes sir.
Yes.
(Cell phone ringing)
-Hello! -Give it to me.
Is Lakshman there, sweetheart?
Give it to him.
Talk! No, go ahead!
(Indistinct)
Boss, type my appointment letter along with my promotion letter.
What for?
The girl with whom you sang 'ding-dong' all night long
is sitting in front of me. I'm calling from her house.
How did you find her?
Don't ask questions. Take down the address.
(Car Stoped Sound)
(Foot steps)
Where's she?
(Background music)
She is not that girl.
Hey sweetheart!
I like you.
What are you talking about?
You forgot me? Look at me. I'm the same girl.
Remember, when we were walking on the street,
a few goons teased me all over.
And then, you had an action sequence with them.
You beat them black and blue and then we went on the yacht...
I like you.
No.
Have you undergone plastic surgery?
-What is he saying? -Wait, I'll explain.
No, Lakshman. The story is correct but the casting is wrong.
Lucky, your brother-in-law hasn't forgotten her face yet.
I'm sure she must've been unforgettable. What say, lover boy?
Boss, only you know that she is not that girl.
Madhav doesn't know.
After she gives her statement, Madhav's problem will be solved.
As far as the story of one-night stand on the yacht...
She will censor all of that.
Ekta's problem will also be taken care of.
If I can pose as Anthony, why can't Munni pose as hussy?
She charges three lakhs per customer.
Yes.
I like you. You'd promised to give me only two lakhs.
-A lakh more for my make-up? -Shut up!
Boss, I was about to say two lakhs but...
It was his idea to extort 3 lakhs
and split the extra cash between us.
You keep the extra cash.
I refuse to be a part of your fraudulence.
It was his idea, boss. I was only trying to bargain
I'd heard that friendship is stronger than blood ties.
Blood ties don't matter.
No, boss. Friendship is the ultimate relationship.
-I won't spare you, you scoundrels! -No, boss!
Jesus, I like them. So cute!
Vasooli!
(Background music)
-Munni! -Vasooli!
Tell me, how do I look?
You're a bombshell, man!
-How's my lover? -I've gone cold without you.
Then listen to some hot news. The money has been arranged.
-What are you saying? -The money has been arranged.
That's what I'm saying.
Tomorrow, you'll be freed from prison and then...
Then...
Underneath the blue sky, on a faraway land, we'll buy a plot
and build our house of dreams.
The interiors of the house will be done in blue.
-?Ever since your eyes met mine...? -What's going on?
-Nothing. Move back. Vasooli's singing. -"Eyes met mine"
"Our eyes met..."
"Ever since your eyes met mine..."
-Munni! -You sing really well.
Yes.
Wow! You all look so relaxed.
Resting, munching on apples.
Very good! Gopal, it's time for the climax of the movie.
The movie isn't over yet, my friend.
Does your movie begin after the climax?
I've found my girl.
God dammit! I hate it.
-Munni! -Come inside.
-Munni! Munni! -Munni! Munni!
-Hey Munni! -Munni!
Gopal, listen to what Munni has written in this letter.
"You used me so much, But I didn't object.
"You kept me like a keep, how cheap!
"But I didn't object.
"You committed so many frauds in the company.
"But I didn't object." Thank you.
"But after mercilessly murdering Subodh Mehra
"you want me to give false testimony that I was with you that night?
"No way! I hate you, Gopal." Even I hate you.
"I'm leaving this town. Munni."
Madhav, Esha must be waiting at home.
-Are you serious? Is it? -I'm her brother.
But who wants to leave such kind of chances?
Correct.
Had it been a little bigger, I'd have slung it around your neck.
Listen to me, Madhav! I haven't done anything.
I'm sure Subodh Mehra's murderer has kidnapped Munni,
Just to deceive me.
Do one thing, just say thanks to the murderer on my behalf.
I like him. Yes!
(Background music)
Look Madhav, an Indian wife can never let go of her husband.
Fights and arguments comes later, husband's comes first.
She has even brought a lawyer to bail me out.
Why are you bailing him out? Ekta!
Gopal, he isn't a criminal lawyer, but a divorce lawyer.
Now it's up to you whether you do it mutually
Or by fight it in court.
A criminal case along with a divorce case.
Buy one get one free. Indian women are great.
Ekta, I swear I haven't murdered anybody.
I haven't cheated on you either.
-Thank you, Ekta. -Ekta!
You're feeling lonely, isn't it?
I'll do you a favour. I'll get you your two cronies for company.
(Police siren)
"Whether there's something fishy or the fish is in something"
"I'm amazing, baby. I'm a wonder!"
"Be careful"
"Let no one steal your heart!"
"Fishy... Fishy..."
I'm talking about you.
C company D company.
Which company are you working for?
-My company? -Which racket are you involved in?
Racket? I haven't even touched a tennis racket till date.
I'm speaking the truth.
Tell her something.
(Grunts)
Let it be. I'll explain.
I guess I have to tell you the truth.
(Birds chirping)
Actually, it's my shameless boss and his brother-in-law Gopal
who has involved us in this sticky situation.
The cops suspect that he murdered someone last Friday.
Boss says that he was at Red Rhino disco on Friday.
And when he left the place, he saw a few goons
harassing a girl on Blue Cross street.
-And then he rescued that girl, -Yes.
And pacified her and took her on a yacht at Malegaon beach?
Yes, but how do you know all this?
Has a film been made on it?
I'm the girl your boss rescued.
-You? -Yes.
You're the one.
Why does this always happen to me?
I'm doomed.
My life is ruined.
I am ruined. My Meera!
Meera is that girl.
Why, Meera is that girl.
Meera, for god's sake, my sake and namesake
tell me that it's a lie!
It's a lie.
It is the truth.
Why?
-You should be happy. -Yeah, right!
Because the girl who you've been looking for
is standing right in front of you.
Why should I be happy? Am I getting married?
Meera, this means that Gopal and you... that night on the yacht...
I'm doomed!
Tell me, in which ICU ward is your family admitted?
Book a bed for me as well. I can't take this.
Shut up!
Just because a man and a woman spend a night together,
doesn't mean that something happened between them.
You are doubting on me?
Gopal is innocent.
I'm going to the police station to give my statement.
-One more thing... -Is it loose?
Love and trust should go hand in hand.
You shouldn't marry me if you can't trust me.
I don't want my life to get ruined as happened with Gopal and his wife.
-Meera... -It's all because of having no trust.
Distrust, what the...
Meera... Meera...
Look Meera, I'm really very sorry. I made a huge mistake.
I'll never again doubt you. I promise, sorry.
Wear this, please? Please?
Who gave you this ring? I'm kidding.
Sorry, sorry. Let's go to the police-station.
What are you laughing for?
Just because a man and a woman spend a night together
doesn't mean that something happened between them.
Hey what are you laughing for?
She just said that a man and a woman spending a night together
doesn't imply anything vulgar.
-Stop laughing! -Stop it!
-Look at me. -What are you doing?
Nothing, darling! He takes little time to understand things.
Look at me!
If a man and a woman spend a night together,
doesn't mean that something happened between them.
-Stop it! -Hey!
(Background music)
-Where's Munni? -Has your child gone missing?
Not my child, my child's mother.
Vasooli's Munni.
-Jail return. -Munni?
We have no idea where she is.
Leave your mobile number
I'll give you a missed call as soon as I find her.
Missed call? Mobile?
Ever since Munni became a part of your network
she's been out of reach. Who's she?
(Indistinct)
-She's not Munni. -Leave me!
You can't do this. You can't take the law in your hands.
So, her name is 'Law'?
Now, wait for Vasooli's verdict.
Send Munni and take your friend 'Law' in exchange.
You don't know me, I have a gun.
C'mon, Law!
What are you doing? Meera!
My mobile number is 9002200001.
Don't be afraid, I'm there.
(Background music)
I've already said that.
Inspector!
-Rascals! I'll shoot both of you. -Just a moment.
-We found the girl. -Which girl?
-Meera. -Who's Meera?
The one who spent the night with Gopal.
-That was Munni. -No, she was a part of our plan.
Which plan is Meera part of?
She's my girlfriend, sir.
-Enough! -Send Meera over.
Vasooli took her away.
-Who's Vasooli? -He's Munni's boyfriend.
If he's Munni's boyfriend he should take Munni away.
Why did he take Meera?
Because he wants Munni, sir. That's why.
-Actually... -Shut up!
(Gunshots)
He's crazy!
Mads, enough!
-Baby! -Not now!
Are you planning to put my entire family behind bars?
I want to put them in an asylum but I've to make do with a jail.
-Enough, Mads! -Enough, Mads!
Why are you sounding like a guy?
-Mads! -Yes?
-Gopal is my brother. -So sad!
He's so tense these days and instead of helping him
-you're always after him. -I'm so sorry.
-Mads, Please leave Gopal brother. -He's already free.
His MD, Mr. Sawant bailed him out.
-We should catch up with them. -Why?
Because boss has a knack for inviting trouble.
(Car sound)
Thanks for the bail, sir.
Anytime Gopal.
-But where are we going? -Lover's point.
(Background music)
"Fishy!"
(Car stopped sound)
"Fishy!"
(Car sound)
Hey! That's boss and his boss.
But why are they going to Lover's Point?
Is he like...
(Indistinct)
Poor Ekta!
She always thought that Gopal had affairs only with girls.
I have to inform Ekta.
Ekta, reach Lover's Point immediately.
You don't know what brother has done.
Hello! Vasooli, come to Lover's Point with Meera immediately!
Do you want to call up somebody?
Oh God! Crazy family!
"Fishy!"
(Background music)
Sir, why have we come here?
I'd like to show you something before answering your question.
Come.
(Background music)
"Fishy!"
It's for you.
Read it.
I, Gopal, in my complete senses, admit that I have...
-I've killed Subodh Mehra? -Subodh Mehra.
It's because he found out that I smuggle drugs.
But now I've realized my mistake
-and I'm committing suicide. -Suicide?
Are you going to commit suicide, Gopal?
Sir, I haven't written this.
But the handwriting is yours, right?
Yes, but I haven't written it, sir.
Maybe you haven't.
But how're you going to prove after your death?
Subodh Mehra found out that Mr. Sawant exports drugs.
(Background music)
"Fishy!"
Faster!
"Fishy!"
That is why, I exported him to heaven.
You were a suspect for the murder right from the day one.
In order to prove it, I kidnapped Munni and also forged this letter.
Yes! I knew it. I knew it.
'Golden Fisheries' smuggles drugs. I knew it!
I'm a Super-Cop.
Yes. that means Gopal is innocent.
Damn it!
Munni! Meera's passport is right here. Vasooli's coming here too.
Take a look, the noose is awaiting you.
You could've opened it yourself!
Mads, let's save Gopal or he'll be hanged unto death.
-Let's go save him. -I don't think so.
The problem is that I wasted all my bullets on these two.
I have a gun, but it's empty.
-What? -Sorry!
(Background music)
Careful!
Hurry up!
Gopal! Wait!
(Background music)
Leave my husband.
He may cheat on me, but he's my husband after all.
I'm so glad you came. We were so worried.
We looked all over for you.
I'm here, lover boy. I'm the girl you spent the night with.
-And I like him. -Hey Munni!
Not you! Ekta, she's the girl.
Lakshman, my friend, she's the girl!
She's the girl I spent the night with!
-Take a good look, Madhav. -She.
Yes, inspector. I'm the one.
No!
So cheap! Is he your brother? Bloody nymphomaniac!
Gopal, now I have no reason left to live.
I'm going to suicide.
-Ekta! -Sister-in-law!
-Where did u go. -Ekta?
This noose isn't designed for you. Give me your hand, step down.
-What are you doing? Have you gone mad?
-Please save her. -Why?
-She's going to hang herself. -I asked her to leave Gopal.
-What? -but she didn't listen to me. Silly girl!
Put Gopal back on the platform.
I didn't spend the night with two women.
Sister-in-law
We had hired one of them to play the part.
-What about the other one? -The other one...
I was with the other one, but...
You don't have an answer, do you?
Oh God!
Baby, save her!
Wow, boss! Bad butterfly!
Gopal was with Meera as well?
Not you. I told him.
Well done, boss! You've finally spoken the truth.
What are you blabbering? I didn't do anything.
Then why do you smile every time when I ask you about that night?
Did you see that?
That's because I have a smiling face ever since childhood.
Shut up!
Do I look like a fool to you?
Sister-in-law, step down. Let me hang.
Somebody has to die, I'll die.
Where are you going? What are you doing?
Step down, Lakshman!
I'm sorry. I'm your boss' boss.
Listen to me. Come down, let Gopal hang.
Get lost! To hell with my boss!
-Lakshman, stop right there! -Gopal...
-Shut up, rascal! -Sorry.
-Sister, please listen... -Get off, dog!
I should be the one dying for having loved a guy like you.
I convinced you so much, yet you doubt me.
-Give it to me, I want to die. -What are you doing?
-It'll break! -Just a moment.
At least, tell them the truth before you die.
Sure. Ekta, I swear to God
nothing happened between Gopal and me that night.
-I told you! -Your husband is innocent.
But I don't know what happened between that hussy and him.
God, I'm coming.
-Get lost. -Leave.
-God, I'm coming. -Wait!
-I won't extort money henceforth. -I can understand.
This scoundrel didn't spare your lover as well.
Go, hang yourself.
Hey! Where are you going?
Sir, I can only request you...
Law, give me that noose.
I should be the one dying.
I loved you and thought of you as my own,
but you betrayed me, called me a madman.
-No! -Oh God!
I have no reason to live now.
Give it to me, I want to die.
The one for whom I put layers of make-up everyday
has a doubt on me. I hate you.
But I want to clear something before I die.
Look ma'am, I don't have an affair with your husband.
-Damn it! -Nothing happened that night.
This fellow gave me money to do the act.
Rascal!
I was always chaste, I am chaste but won't remain anymore
as I'm dying.
Munni, don't be so silly. You'll die!
Enough!
Stop it! Nobody will move.
Fools! The cops have surrounded this place
from one side. And don't you see this?
It's a gun. I'll shoot you.
Stand straight!
This is cheating. You told me there aren't any bullets in it.
Fool! Why did you have to tell them that?
(Indistinct)
You're the biggest fool. And I'm a bigger fool to have loved you.
God, please help me!
Where are you going? Sorry!
-Brother, let me die. -Sorry.
-What are you doing, Esha? -I don't wish to live anymore.
How dare you make my sister cry?
-There aren't any bullets in it. -Damn it!
-Shut up! -You all are good for nothing.
What's going on? Shut up all of you!
Somebody tell me what's going on!
-I'll go crazy. -Hang yourself!
Get up! Am I serving food here?
I asked you to tag a few men along.
Now who will handle this troop of lunatics?
He's calling us a lunatic.
I've decided.
-Only one person will die. -Who?
-Me! -I will help you.
I want salvation!
-Take this. -Thank you, Gopal.
I'm coming!
Bring me down!
What are you so angry about? Gopal is innocent, Madhav.
I may watch serials but my husband isn't a serial killer.
Boss, control your anger for now.
If your sister marries a cop
he'll be able to rescue you in the future.
C'mon, Mads. Shake hands with brother.
Only then you will get my hand for marriage.
-Shake hands, sir. -Enough!
Not so high, a little lower... towards the left...
-Yes! -It's okay.
Wow! How nicely you both met by god's grace.
-Sorry. -It's okay.
Sorry, Ekta. I lied to you.
You lied because I always suspect you.
I promise I won't watch soaps from today.
-Good! -Even you don't watch.
Soaps are highly contagious.
Did you catch yesterday's episode of Saas bahu?
Tulsi is dating some new chick.
Really? Who?
They haven't disclosed that yet.
Tonight, the big secret will be out.
C'mon! There's still time.
What the hell was that?
Balaji!
Sawant was punished for his deeds.
As they say, what comes around
goes around.
And now, I, Babloo Pachisia, as the owner of Golden Fisheries,
It is my duty to introduce to my employees
the new managing director of the company.
Congratulations, boss. You've become the MD.
Same to you, you're going to take my place.
Of course.
A big round of applause for the new managing director.
(Claps)
(Car stopping sound)
(Background music)
(Car door closing sound)
Daddy!
Hi, baby! Hello!
Lucky is the new Managing Director
as also my future son-in-law.
When the lovers have made up their mind
-there's little a stupid (cupid) can do. -Daddy!
Oh my God! You're going to be a big man now, almost a VIP.
That's why, for your security
inspector Madhav will accompany you 24/7.
(Indistinct)
Gopal and Lakshman will work under you.
Down under.
Okay, carry on.
Move!
He's our boss?
Rascal!
In the first one, he took the girl. In the second, he stole the job.
And in the third?
(whistles)
Will he be even there in the third?
What nonsense!
You can't kick me out of the third film
just because I played dumb in the first two.
That's not happening! Never!
I have a three film in contract.
I still quote the same price.
Rohit, this is downright injustice.
They can't do this to me.
Look, what they're doing to me.
"Fishy!"