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<font size="71">"I am a witch."</font>

2
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<font size="71">"My eyes cast black magic."</font>

3
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<font size="71">"I wander in the darkness of night."</font>

4
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<font size="71">"My aura will instil fear in you."</font>

5
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<font size="71">"Witch.
- It's my reincarnation."</font>

6
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<font size="71">"Witch.
- It's the end of your story."</font>

7
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<font size="71">'CHURAILS'</font>

8
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<font size="71">1. FIDELITY...</font>

9
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<font size="71">'Once upon a time,
a lawyer, a boxer,'</font>

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<font size="71">'Once upon a time,
a lawyer, a boxer,'</font>

11
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<font size="71">'a wedding planner and a
murderer got together.'</font>

12
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<font size="71">'And they realised'</font>

13
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<font size="71">'that all their lives,
they'd been mannequins.'</font>

14
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<font size="71">'Mannequins'</font>

15
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<font size="71">'clothed in your honour,
for your honour.'</font>

16
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<font size="71">Your honour can go fuck...</font>

17
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<font size="71">Watch your tongue, ma'am.</font>

18
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<font size="71">No, madam. Tell us the full story...</font>

19
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<font size="71">From the beginning...</font>

20
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<font size="71">In order.</font>

21
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<font size="71">Okay, mom.
- Here have this.</font>

22
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<font size="71">Make sure you finish it!</font>

23
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<font size="71">Dad, I'm leaving.
- Hold on.</font>

24
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<font size="71">Wait for your brother.</font>

25
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<font size="71">Come on, dad.
I'm just going to college.</font>

26
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<font size="71">And sending Munna as my
bodyguard everyday...</font>

27
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<font size="71">it looks cheap.</font>

28
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<font size="71">And I'm wearing a burka.
So, what's the problem?</font>

29
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<font size="71">'On one hand, my dad's sandal.'</font>

30
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<font size="71">It looks cheap? Shameless girl!</font>

31
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<font size="71">Want to tarnish my reputation!
- 'Size 11.'</font>

32
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<font size="71">'On the other hand,
this 11 year old bull!'</font>

33
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<font size="71">'Munna by name,
my brother by relation.'</font>

34
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<font size="71">Dad, do you know what sis
does after college?</font>

35
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<font size="71">'And by profession'</font>

36
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<font size="71">'my bodyguard and blackmailer.'</font>

37
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<font size="71">Dad, sis attends tuition after
college and works really hard.</font>

38
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<font size="71">That's why she comes home late.</font>

39
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<font size="71">Mirza Asadullah Khan Ghalib...</font>

40
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<font size="71">was a prominent poet
of the subcontinent.</font>

41
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<font size="71">Ghalib lost his parents
at a very young age.</font>

42
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<font size="71">He was raised by his uncle,
Mirza Nasrullah Baig.</font>

43
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<font size="71">But when he was 8,
even his uncle passed away.</font>

44
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<font size="71">Nawab Ahmed Baksh Khan had
fixed an allowance...</font>

45
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<font size="71">for Ghalib's family
with the British.</font>

46
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<font size="71">Oh my God!</font>

47
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<font size="71">Zubaida!</font>

48
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<font size="71">'The witch that lives inside me...'</font>

49
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<font size="71">Zubaida, don't do this!</font>

50
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<font size="71">'Has always been slightly
out of control.'</font>

51
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<font size="71">'And why wouldn't she be?'</font>

52
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<font size="71">'Girl. Poor.'</font>

53
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<font size="71">'And if that wasn't enough,
they named me Zubaida.'</font>

54
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<font size="71">'Of all the names in the world...'</font>

55
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<font size="71">'Zubaida!'</font>

56
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<font size="71">Oh my! Dongle 420!</font>

57
00:04:34,265 --> 00:04:35,385
<font size="71">Oh wow!</font>

58
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<font size="71">Six pack. Oh God!</font>

59
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<font size="71">"Those were the days;
We would count coins!"</font>

60
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<font size="71">"We'd smoke cigarettes..."</font>

61
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<font size="71">"We didn't have a care in
the world..."</font>

62
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<font size="71">"I teach everyone a lesson,
I'll bury them!"</font>

63
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<font size="71">"I am like the crocodile
in a cat fight..."</font>

64
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<font size="71">"I indulge in hanky panky,
don't be so sentimental!"</font>

65
00:05:14,345 --> 00:05:17,385
<font size="71">'Here, Zubaida would tear into
the poor punching bag...'</font>

66
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<font size="71">'And on the other side
of the bridge...'</font>

67
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<font size="71">Stop! Sameer!</font>

68
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<font size="71">Okay, come on, Sameer.
Here, sweetie.</font>

69
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<font size="71">I don't want, mommy.</font>

70
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<font size="71">Breakfast...</font>

71
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<font size="71">Breakfast is the most important
meal of the day.</font>

72
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<font size="71">Morning, guys.</font>

73
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<font size="71">Morning.
- Hey there, buddy. How you doing?</font>

74
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<font size="71">Morning!
- Dad, stop! Dad.</font>

75
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<font size="71">Hey, sweetheart. How you doing?</font>

76
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<font size="71">What you up to?</font>

77
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<font size="71">Morning.
- Morning.</font>

78
00:06:08,225 --> 00:06:09,825
<font size="71">We need to do something
about the garden.</font>

79
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<font size="71">Oh, I'm on it.</font>

80
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<font size="71">I have shortlisted five gardeners.</font>

81
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<font size="71">They'll be here for an
interview tomorrow.</font>

82
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<font size="71">But please Jamil,
be nice to who we hire.</font>

83
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<font size="71">If they work properly.</font>

84
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<font size="71">Grace!</font>

85
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<font size="71">Grace!</font>

86
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<font size="71">Can you take this please? Thank you.</font>

87
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<font size="71">Listen,
do you want anything from New York?</font>

88
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<font size="71">Barneys? Bergdorf?</font>

89
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<font size="71">You fly tonight!</font>

90
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<font size="71">I didn't put it in my calendar.</font>

91
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<font size="71">I'll pack your navy blue pinstripe
and tangerine tie, yeah?</font>

92
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<font size="71">You know I love you.
- Of course I do.</font>

93
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<font size="71">Ew! Yucky, daddy.</font>

94
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<font size="71">You're yucky!</font>

95
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<font size="71">Hey! Don't do that. Stop!
- You guys!</font>

96
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<font size="71">Please. - Stop, the lot of you!
Stop it, right now.</font>

97
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<font size="71">Leave it, Jamil.
- Now.</font>

98
00:07:07,265 --> 00:07:09,585
<font size="71">This is our home.
It's not a pigsty...</font>

99
00:07:09,745 --> 00:07:11,425
<font size="71">where dirty, filthy...
- Please.</font>

100
00:07:11,585 --> 00:07:14,385
<font size="71">And you!
You're supposed to lead by example.</font>

101
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<font size="71">Kiddos, you know I love you.</font>

102
00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:34,425
<font size="71">But we've to be the best
versions of ourselves.</font>

103
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<font size="71">Right?</font>

104
00:07:49,545 --> 00:07:53,465
<font size="71">"Keep flying, without a care..."</font>

105
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<font size="71">Sameer, behave yourself.
- Mila!</font>

106
00:07:56,385 --> 00:07:59,625
<font size="71">Mila, he's pulling off my glasses.</font>

107
00:08:00,505 --> 00:08:02,545
<font size="71">What's going on? Enough!</font>

108
00:08:04,145 --> 00:08:05,225
<font size="71">Chocolate.</font>

109
00:08:08,305 --> 00:08:10,265
<font size="71">Mummy, you always say...</font>

110
00:08:10,345 --> 00:08:12,665
<font size="71">that we can't have chocolate
in the morning. - Well...</font>

111
00:08:12,865 --> 00:08:14,585
<font size="71">Mummies get a free pass sometimes.</font>

112
00:08:14,905 --> 00:08:16,705
<font size="71">You're supposed to lead by example.</font>

113
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<font size="71">When you pop three monkeys
out of your tummy...</font>

114
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<font size="71">then we'll talk.</font>

115
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<font size="71">Mummy.
- But I'm a boy.</font>

116
00:08:22,345 --> 00:08:24,145
<font size="71">I can't.
- Yes, dear?</font>

117
00:08:24,305 --> 00:08:26,305
<font size="71">Akbar told me...</font>

118
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<font size="71">that babies don't come
out of mummy's tummy.</font>

119
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<font size="71">You push them from the...</font>

120
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<font size="71">We cannot suspend a child
on that basis alone...</font>

121
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<font size="71">Mrs Khan.
- Last week...</font>

122
00:08:36,945 --> 00:08:40,585
<font size="71">told Amal that a boy's 'nony'
is called a penis.</font>

123
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<font size="71">I mean, we didn't know it was
called a penis up until...</font>

124
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<font size="71">Times are changing, Mrs. Khan!</font>

125
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<font size="71">We actually encourage parents...</font>

126
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<font size="71">to use the correct biological
terminology with the children.</font>

127
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<font size="71">This is highly inappropriate.</font>

128
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<font size="71">Please. I need you to bring Akbar
and his hippie parents in...</font>

129
00:08:59,465 --> 00:09:03,185
<font size="71">so we can have a meeting. - This
is no legal matter, Mrs. Khan.</font>

130
00:09:03,545 --> 00:09:05,065
<font size="71">And even if it was...</font>

131
00:09:05,625 --> 00:09:08,025
<font size="71">it's not like you're a practising
lawyer anymore.</font>

132
00:09:08,265 --> 00:09:10,185
<font size="71">Go home. Relax.</font>

133
00:09:11,225 --> 00:09:12,385
<font size="71">Take up knitting.</font>

134
00:09:12,545 --> 00:09:14,145
<font size="71">It can be very therapeutic.</font>

135
00:09:21,025 --> 00:09:24,585
<font size="71">'Asking a full time mother,
who left her career for her kids'</font>

136
00:09:24,905 --> 00:09:27,985
<font size="71">'to take up knitting, is wrong.'</font>

137
00:09:28,665 --> 00:09:31,185
<font size="71">I'm so sorry. I'm really so sorry.</font>

138
00:09:31,265 --> 00:09:34,185
<font size="71">I don't know what happened.
- Crazy bitch!</font>

139
00:09:36,585 --> 00:09:40,065
<font size="71">So we've Amal's piano
lessons on Monday...</font>

140
00:09:40,185 --> 00:09:43,185
<font size="71">Salaar's karate,
and Sameer's English tuition.</font>

141
00:09:43,265 --> 00:09:46,225
<font size="71">Thank God they don't press charges,
or suspend children.</font>

142
00:09:47,305 --> 00:09:50,745
<font size="71">IN TAGALOG Control your rage or
it'll control you. - Yes, yes.</font>

143
00:09:50,865 --> 00:09:53,505
<font size="71">Putting aside your perfectly
nice family...</font>

144
00:09:55,465 --> 00:09:57,865
<font size="71">Was this your idea or
somebody else's?</font>

145
00:10:12,465 --> 00:10:15,065
<font size="71">Boss, when you do this heavy
duty work yourself...</font>

146
00:10:15,825 --> 00:10:18,545
<font size="71">something tingles inside me.
- Shut your mouth, Dilbar.</font>

147
00:10:20,825 --> 00:10:22,985
<font size="71">These? What are these?</font>

148
00:10:23,945 --> 00:10:27,985
<font size="71">I said purple dendrobiums
with green carnations.</font>

149
00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:30,585
<font size="71">I even sent the pictures
from Pinterest.</font>

150
00:10:31,145 --> 00:10:32,945
<font size="71">What flowers are these?</font>

151
00:10:33,185 --> 00:10:34,865
<font size="71">Hydrangeas.
- What?</font>

152
00:10:34,945 --> 00:10:36,185
<font size="71">Jugnu, madam!</font>

153
00:10:36,945 --> 00:10:38,065
<font size="71">Crap.</font>

154
00:10:43,025 --> 00:10:45,985
<font size="71">Imported from Singapore.
We got a great deal.</font>

155
00:10:46,065 --> 00:10:47,985
<font size="71">I'm only getting married once.</font>

156
00:10:48,065 --> 00:10:51,545
<font size="71">Lifetime marriage.
I don't want cheap deals.</font>

157
00:10:51,705 --> 00:10:53,905
<font size="71">I want something meaningful.</font>

158
00:10:54,065 --> 00:10:55,985
<font size="71">Mummy, say something!</font>

159
00:10:56,065 --> 00:10:57,825
<font size="71">My baby wants soul!</font>

160
00:10:59,065 --> 00:11:00,225
<font size="71">Aunty...</font>

161
00:11:00,905 --> 00:11:03,545
<font size="71">Hydrangeas ooze soul.</font>

162
00:11:03,825 --> 00:11:05,865
<font size="71">Carnations represent weakness.</font>

163
00:11:06,825 --> 00:11:09,905
<font size="71">You want your lifetime marriage
to be strong, don't you?</font>

164
00:11:10,225 --> 00:11:13,225
<font size="71">Obviously! - Then why would you
on the very first day...</font>

165
00:11:13,865 --> 00:11:15,265
<font size="71">I mean, it's okay, I can um...</font>

166
00:11:15,585 --> 00:11:17,665
<font size="71">Have carnations delivered
in two hours.</font>

167
00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:19,425
<font size="71">It's not a big deal.
- No, this is fine.</font>

168
00:11:19,625 --> 00:11:23,025
<font size="71">Sure? Because I could fill this
place up with carnations.</font>

169
00:11:23,145 --> 00:11:25,505
<font size="71">We want hydrangeas. Right, mummy?</font>

170
00:11:25,785 --> 00:11:27,865
<font size="71">Yes, sure.
- Yeah, we're fine.</font>

171
00:11:28,185 --> 00:11:30,505
<font size="71">Okay, great then.
Go get your Sabya on.</font>

172
00:11:33,505 --> 00:11:35,585
<font size="71">Fucking soul.</font>

173
00:11:37,345 --> 00:11:38,985
<font size="71">Yes boys, what's the scene?</font>

174
00:11:39,465 --> 00:11:44,545
<font size="71">"The boy is a bit offbeat..."</font>

175
00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:48,865
<font size="71">"But he is very sweet with
girls."</font>

176
00:11:48,945 --> 00:11:52,545
<font size="71">"He is insolent, and a fraud,
this tweet has gone viral."</font>

177
00:11:52,625 --> 00:11:56,465
<font size="71">"But you are a sharp knife,
good at making fools..."</font>

178
00:11:56,545 --> 00:12:00,705
<font size="71">"We have made preparations
for your wedding."</font>

179
00:12:01,065 --> 00:12:08,505
<font size="71">"Everyone is dancing, and
rejoicing together..."</font>

180
00:12:08,705 --> 00:12:16,345
<font size="71">"Everyone is dancing, and
rejoicing together..."</font>

181
00:12:16,425 --> 00:12:18,265
<font size="71">"Live it up!"</font>

182
00:12:21,945 --> 00:12:22,945
<font size="71">Boss...</font>

183
00:12:23,465 --> 00:12:24,465
<font size="71">Congratulations.</font>

184
00:12:24,705 --> 00:12:27,185
<font size="71">After this one,
we complete our hundred events.</font>

185
00:12:28,865 --> 00:12:31,465
<font size="71">We should celebrate...
Golden, silver jubilee type.</font>

186
00:12:32,225 --> 00:12:33,945
<font size="71">We hit a hundred.</font>

187
00:12:34,145 --> 00:12:36,225
<font size="71">Feels like yesterday we were
having our first wedding!</font>

188
00:12:36,305 --> 00:12:41,705
<font size="71">"He is insolent, and a fraud;
This tweet has gone viral."</font>

189
00:12:41,785 --> 00:12:45,665
<font size="71">"But you are a sharp knife,
good at making fools..."</font>

190
00:12:46,665 --> 00:12:47,785
<font size="71">Don't put your mouth to it.</font>

191
00:12:50,265 --> 00:12:55,225
<font size="71">"Everyone is dancing, and
rejoicing together..."</font>

192
00:12:57,225 --> 00:12:59,705
<font size="71">'Fucking hydrangeas.'</font>

193
00:13:00,825 --> 00:13:03,185
<font size="71">'Five years ago,
I'd an eighty percent share'</font>

194
00:13:03,265 --> 00:13:05,585
<font size="71">'of Karachi's wedding market.'</font>

195
00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:08,425
<font size="71">'Then I got so distracted
by my marital issues'</font>

196
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:12,745
<font size="71">'that the gays in this city took
over most of my business.'</font>

197
00:13:14,385 --> 00:13:15,865
<font size="71">'And whatever little
was left of it...'</font>

198
00:13:16,345 --> 00:13:18,505
<font size="71">'I dropped a chandelier
on it myself.'</font>

199
00:13:25,145 --> 00:13:27,265
<font size="71">How do the January bookings
look like?</font>

200
00:13:27,425 --> 00:13:30,065
<font size="71">We've the Jofas right after
Christmas. - And?</font>

201
00:13:32,025 --> 00:13:34,545
<font size="71">Durranis confirmed for January? No?</font>

202
00:13:34,825 --> 00:13:37,665
<font size="71">Yes, I was about to inform you.</font>

203
00:13:37,785 --> 00:13:39,625
<font size="71">I called them for the advance...</font>

204
00:13:39,705 --> 00:13:41,865
<font size="71">but they've decided to
go with Ro and Ho.</font>

205
00:13:41,945 --> 00:13:43,905
<font size="71">Ro and Ho!</font>

206
00:13:44,505 --> 00:13:46,025
<font size="71">Ro and bloody...</font>

207
00:13:47,505 --> 00:13:49,225
<font size="71">I hate them.
- Yep.</font>

208
00:13:49,305 --> 00:13:51,025
<font size="71">Fucked by fairies.</font>

209
00:13:51,225 --> 00:13:52,865
<font size="71">Story of my life.</font>

210
00:13:53,145 --> 00:13:56,065
<font size="71">Jugnu,
the finances aren't looking good.</font>

211
00:13:59,585 --> 00:14:01,825
<font size="71">Fight stand! One, two...</font>

212
00:14:02,185 --> 00:14:04,305
<font size="71">Three, four, five...</font>

213
00:14:04,545 --> 00:14:06,825
<font size="71">Six, seven, eight...</font>

214
00:14:07,065 --> 00:14:09,185
<font size="71">Nine, ten, eleven...</font>

215
00:14:09,545 --> 00:14:11,705
<font size="71">Twelve, thirteen, fourteen...</font>

216
00:14:11,945 --> 00:14:13,625
<font size="71">Fifteen, sixteen.
- Upper cut, baby! Upper cut!</font>

217
00:14:14,385 --> 00:14:16,705
<font size="71">Oh, thank you.
Didn't they've those...</font>

218
00:14:16,825 --> 00:14:18,545
<font size="71">you know,
the chocolatey flakey things?</font>

219
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,505
<font size="71">Okay, never mind!</font>

220
00:14:21,585 --> 00:14:23,065
<font size="71">He can do better, right?</font>

221
00:14:23,145 --> 00:14:24,985
<font size="71">I mean, I know he's my son.</font>

222
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:28,025
<font size="71">And he's just seven,
but check out his forearm block.</font>

223
00:14:30,105 --> 00:14:32,585
<font size="71">You can do better!
Salaar, I know you can do better.</font>

224
00:14:32,665 --> 00:14:34,065
<font size="71">He can do better.</font>

225
00:14:35,145 --> 00:14:37,145
<font size="71">Only if I was a bloody gay man.</font>

226
00:14:37,545 --> 00:14:39,785
<font size="71">All my money worries
would be sorted.</font>

227
00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:42,505
<font size="71">You know,
everything is going so smoothly.</font>

228
00:14:42,585 --> 00:14:44,225
<font size="71">Which is great.</font>

229
00:14:44,305 --> 00:14:46,745
<font size="71">But I have so much time on my hands.</font>

230
00:14:46,985 --> 00:14:48,705
<font size="71">Jamil is never home.</font>

231
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,785
<font size="71">So I was thinking...</font>

232
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:54,025
<font size="71">that I should start practising
law again.</font>

233
00:14:55,225 --> 00:14:57,225
<font size="71">I had to fire everyone.</font>

234
00:14:57,705 --> 00:14:59,065
<font size="71">I'll have to leave the club too.</font>

235
00:15:01,265 --> 00:15:03,225
<font size="71">But I'll miss being all this.</font>

236
00:15:04,185 --> 00:15:06,065
<font size="71">I'm so resourceful.</font>

237
00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:08,465
<font size="71">And I can multi-task. I should.</font>

238
00:15:09,385 --> 00:15:11,225
<font size="71">Break the board, Salaar!</font>

239
00:15:12,025 --> 00:15:13,025
<font size="71">Come on!</font>

240
00:15:13,185 --> 00:15:14,865
<font size="71">I should just move to Islamabad.</font>

241
00:15:15,345 --> 00:15:16,585
<font size="71">Start afresh.</font>

242
00:15:17,185 --> 00:15:18,905
<font size="71">I should talk to Jamil.</font>

243
00:15:19,825 --> 00:15:21,705
<font size="71">Yes, I should tell him...</font>

244
00:15:21,905 --> 00:15:23,625
<font size="71">that I want to do something new.</font>

245
00:15:23,785 --> 00:15:25,705
<font size="71">I want to achieve something
new in life.</font>

246
00:15:26,505 --> 00:15:28,465
<font size="71">Break the damn wood, Salaar!</font>

247
00:15:30,385 --> 00:15:32,505
<font size="71">He's done better. He's done better.</font>

248
00:15:33,145 --> 00:15:34,905
<font size="71">Jamil is crazy about you, okay?</font>

249
00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:37,025
<font size="71">Talk to him, he will understand.</font>

250
00:15:37,225 --> 00:15:39,025
<font size="71">And you go do you.</font>

251
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,945
<font size="71">Find yourself that courtroom,
and do...</font>

252
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:43,185
<font size="71">'Objection, Your Honour, and...'</font>

253
00:15:43,705 --> 00:15:45,385
<font size="71">'Ooh, milord!'</font>

254
00:15:45,465 --> 00:15:47,465
<font size="71">We don't do, 'Ooh, milord'.
- Really, sweetie?</font>

255
00:15:47,545 --> 00:15:50,185
<font size="71">I think that is the real issue then.</font>

256
00:15:54,065 --> 00:15:57,865
<font size="71">Listen, Islamabad is for
socially awkward freaks.</font>

257
00:15:58,025 --> 00:16:00,145
<font size="71">And you're Queen Jugnu, man.</font>

258
00:16:00,225 --> 00:16:03,225
<font size="71">If you killed ten people at
the wedding, almost...</font>

259
00:16:03,345 --> 00:16:04,585
<font size="71">They didn't really die!</font>

260
00:16:04,785 --> 00:16:07,065
<font size="71">People will get over it.
Don't worry about it.</font>

261
00:16:08,265 --> 00:16:09,785
<font size="71">You are right.</font>

262
00:16:10,585 --> 00:16:12,185
<font size="71">I am the Queen.</font>

263
00:16:13,425 --> 00:16:19,025
<font size="71">Jugnu Chaudhary is the Queen
of this whole damn jungle.</font>

264
00:16:23,785 --> 00:16:25,185
<font size="71">This shit isn't working!</font>

265
00:16:28,385 --> 00:16:29,705
<font size="71">Come on, baby!</font>

266
00:16:30,025 --> 00:16:31,745
<font size="71">You can do it, honey!</font>

267
00:16:33,425 --> 00:16:36,025
<font size="71">So your friend was after money...</font>

268
00:16:37,065 --> 00:16:38,545
<font size="71">What were you after?</font>

269
00:16:42,785 --> 00:16:45,145
<font size="71">I love those earrings on you.
- Thanks.</font>

270
00:16:45,225 --> 00:16:46,865
<font size="71">You got them.
- I know.</font>

271
00:16:47,025 --> 00:16:48,025
<font size="71">That's why I love them.</font>

272
00:16:50,665 --> 00:16:53,785
<font size="71">I was... Thank you for entertaining
Shanwari at the party today.</font>

273
00:16:54,705 --> 00:16:58,145
<font size="71">Due to your irresistible charm,
he'll now invest in my campaign.</font>

274
00:16:59,345 --> 00:17:00,625
<font size="71">You're the perfect wife.</font>

275
00:17:04,145 --> 00:17:05,265
<font size="71">'Perfect wife.'</font>

276
00:17:34,945 --> 00:17:37,185
<font size="71">'Fuck you, perfect wife.'</font>

277
00:17:50,065 --> 00:17:51,665
<font size="71">After this campaign stuff is done...</font>

278
00:17:52,145 --> 00:17:54,185
<font size="71">let's go on a holiday. You and me?</font>

279
00:17:55,385 --> 00:17:57,705
<font size="71">We'll leave the kids with mummy.
Capri?</font>

280
00:17:59,225 --> 00:18:01,545
<font size="71">I was thinking,
I should start working again.</font>

281
00:18:02,945 --> 00:18:03,945
<font size="71">Work?</font>

282
00:18:06,225 --> 00:18:08,425
<font size="71">What do you mean work?
You've not worked in years.</font>

283
00:18:08,865 --> 00:18:10,465
<font size="71">Yes, that is why...</font>

284
00:18:11,785 --> 00:18:14,545
<font size="71">I was just being anxious.
- Are you unhappy?</font>

285
00:18:15,145 --> 00:18:17,825
<font size="71">No, of course I'm happy, silly.</font>

286
00:18:17,945 --> 00:18:19,905
<font size="71">I'm just happy anxious!</font>

287
00:18:20,345 --> 00:18:22,225
<font size="71">If it's because of that principal...</font>

288
00:18:22,705 --> 00:18:24,145
<font size="71">then the bitch totally deserved it.</font>

289
00:18:24,385 --> 00:18:27,145
<font size="71">Plus we're in the clear,
so there's nothing to worry about.</font>

290
00:18:27,225 --> 00:18:28,905
<font size="71">It's not that.</font>

291
00:18:29,905 --> 00:18:32,025
<font size="71">What is it then? I am here.</font>

292
00:18:33,305 --> 00:18:34,825
<font size="71">Yes, you are.</font>

293
00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,465
<font size="71">But I don't think I'm fully here.</font>

294
00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:40,185
<font size="71">I mean, it's just an idea.</font>

295
00:18:41,265 --> 00:18:44,745
<font size="71">But it'll be nice, using my skills
to excel in something else.</font>

296
00:18:45,025 --> 00:18:46,265
<font size="71">Push my boundaries.</font>

297
00:18:46,345 --> 00:18:47,945
<font size="71">Push your boundaries as what?</font>

298
00:18:48,465 --> 00:18:49,985
<font size="71">Who'll hire you?</font>

299
00:18:52,025 --> 00:18:53,025
<font size="71">You know what I mean.</font>

300
00:18:54,025 --> 00:18:55,945
<font size="71">I am a qualified lawyer.</font>

301
00:18:56,705 --> 00:18:58,145
<font size="71">Yes, but you're...</font>

302
00:18:58,785 --> 00:19:00,025
<font size="71">You're rusty.</font>

303
00:19:00,185 --> 00:19:02,225
<font size="71">And family law, is it even law?</font>

304
00:19:05,865 --> 00:19:07,505
<font size="71">Work in an NGO...</font>

305
00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:10,025
<font size="71">Part-time. You know, baby steps.</font>

306
00:19:13,265 --> 00:19:14,705
<font size="71">Yeah, you're right.</font>

307
00:19:15,065 --> 00:19:16,865
<font size="71">Part time NGO sounds good.</font>

308
00:19:33,305 --> 00:19:35,305
<font size="71">'This is what it boils down to.'</font>

309
00:19:37,865 --> 00:19:39,825
<font size="71">'Soft. Mouldable.'</font>

310
00:19:40,705 --> 00:19:42,265
<font size="71">'Colourful.'</font>

311
00:19:42,985 --> 00:19:44,825
<font size="71">'Shape us as you deem fit.'</font>

312
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:50,465
<font size="71">And to make the lives of these elite
types even more colourful...</font>

313
00:19:50,665 --> 00:19:52,745
<font size="71">you jumped right in.</font>

314
00:21:02,945 --> 00:21:04,225
<font size="71">As if we didn't have...</font>

315
00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:06,705
<font size="71">enough thieves and junkies
in the building...</font>

316
00:21:07,265 --> 00:21:09,505
<font size="71">Now even murderers are going
be our neighbours!</font>

317
00:21:10,225 --> 00:21:12,145
<font size="71">They should have hung her.</font>

318
00:21:12,785 --> 00:21:14,265
<font size="71">Bloody witch!</font>

319
00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:16,545
<font size="71">'This little devil
was spying on us.'</font>

320
00:22:16,625 --> 00:22:18,465
<font size="71">'Looks like he's an informant
for the police.'</font>

321
00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:20,665
<font size="71">'We have to get out of here.'</font>

322
00:22:21,225 --> 00:22:22,905
<font size="71">'And before going,'</font>

323
00:22:23,145 --> 00:22:25,625
<font size="71">'we'll need to get rid of him.'</font>

324
00:22:30,025 --> 00:22:33,225
<font size="71">'Make sure they don't escape.'</font>

325
00:22:35,225 --> 00:22:38,185
<font size="71">'I was all set to end things...'</font>

326
00:22:48,465 --> 00:22:49,825
<font size="71">'But right then...'</font>

327
00:22:50,225 --> 00:22:52,625
<font size="71">'My fucking caseworker
made her entry.'</font>

328
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:55,265
<font size="71">She lives alone.
No husband or children.</font>

329
00:22:55,345 --> 00:22:56,985
<font size="71">You won't have much work to do.</font>

330
00:23:01,825 --> 00:23:03,985
<font size="71">It's very hot,
may I get a glass of water?</font>

331
00:23:05,145 --> 00:23:06,945
<font size="71">'Who doesn't love a second chance?'</font>

332
00:23:09,425 --> 00:23:10,905
<font size="71">'Fate, boss.'</font>

333
00:23:11,665 --> 00:23:12,665
<font size="71">'Fate.'</font>

334
00:23:12,745 --> 00:23:19,305
<font size="71">"Surrounded in smoke, where are
you off to?"</font>

335
00:23:20,585 --> 00:23:26,745
<font size="71">"No one is listening to you..."</font>

336
00:23:30,545 --> 00:23:33,625
<font size="71">I'm Batool. You needed a maid?</font>

337
00:23:36,585 --> 00:23:43,265
<font size="71">"Am I thinking, or have
I lost it?"</font>

338
00:24:32,545 --> 00:24:39,545
<font size="71">"Dawn in darkness;
What are you saying?"</font>

339
00:24:40,545 --> 00:24:47,505
<font size="71">"If you are crazy....?"</font>

340
00:25:17,425 --> 00:25:18,825
<font size="71">I can't iron clothes.</font>

341
00:25:19,745 --> 00:25:21,185
<font size="71">Cut some amount from my pay.</font>

342
00:25:21,985 --> 00:25:23,065
<font size="71">It's fine.</font>

343
00:25:23,985 --> 00:25:25,185
<font size="71">There is that bag over there.</font>

344
00:25:25,545 --> 00:25:28,465
<font size="71">I took some old clothes out for you,
take them.</font>

345
00:25:29,025 --> 00:25:30,185
<font size="71">No need.</font>

346
00:25:31,425 --> 00:25:34,345
<font size="71">You hired someone like me,
that's more than enough.</font>

347
00:25:34,745 --> 00:25:36,785
<font size="71">Someone like you comes cheap.</font>

348
00:25:39,425 --> 00:25:40,785
<font size="71">Cut the amount from my pay.</font>

349
00:25:41,625 --> 00:25:42,625
<font size="71">How does it feel...</font>

350
00:25:44,185 --> 00:25:45,225
<font size="71">To be free?</font>

351
00:25:47,185 --> 00:25:49,905
<font size="71">You thought I was free?</font>

352
00:26:11,465 --> 00:26:15,185
<font size="71">There are vacant rooms in the house.
If you want, you can stay here.</font>

353
00:26:17,305 --> 00:26:18,625
<font size="71">I'll think about it.</font>

354
00:26:20,585 --> 00:26:22,185
<font size="71">Alright, think about it.</font>

355
00:26:55,305 --> 00:26:56,305
<font size="71">Good night.</font>

356
00:27:04,825 --> 00:27:05,825
<font size="71">Bitch.</font>

357
00:27:09,865 --> 00:27:17,505
<font size="71">"I manage to read
your eyes."</font>

358
00:27:17,665 --> 00:27:25,585
<font size="71">"I steal everyday, and
sing songs."</font>

359
00:27:25,985 --> 00:27:34,825
<font size="71">"Sometimes I just throw
my heart away..."</font>

360
00:27:34,905 --> 00:27:38,425
<font size="71">"I bathe in tears..."</font>

361
00:27:39,905 --> 00:27:47,225
<font size="71">"I flow like the wind at night."</font>

362
00:27:47,305 --> 00:27:53,745
<font size="71">"We'll have to fool mother
today..."</font>

363
00:27:53,825 --> 00:27:55,145
<font size="71">Did you have sex with her?</font>

364
00:27:57,665 --> 00:27:59,665
<font size="71">Speak!
- No, sir. I...</font>

365
00:28:01,065 --> 00:28:04,265
<font size="71">I respect her a lot. I wouldn't...
- You respect her?</font>

366
00:28:04,345 --> 00:28:07,065
<font size="71">That's why you sent her naked
pictures on Tinder, motherfucker!</font>

367
00:28:07,705 --> 00:28:08,825
<font size="71">Not naked, sir.</font>

368
00:28:09,425 --> 00:28:10,425
<font size="71">Topless.</font>

369
00:28:12,145 --> 00:28:14,545
<font size="71">This is their doing.
It was all their plan!</font>

370
00:28:36,785 --> 00:28:37,785
<font size="71">Come here!</font>

371
00:28:44,425 --> 00:28:45,425
<font size="71">Hey!</font>

372
00:28:45,585 --> 00:28:46,585
<font size="71">You keep this...</font>

373
00:28:46,865 --> 00:28:48,225
<font size="71">for your safety.</font>

374
00:28:55,225 --> 00:28:56,465
<font size="71">If I say something...</font>

375
00:28:57,545 --> 00:28:59,065
<font size="71">I don't know what you'll
think of me.</font>

376
00:28:59,945 --> 00:29:01,145
<font size="71">What will I think?</font>

377
00:29:01,625 --> 00:29:03,265
<font size="71">You're lovely.
You'll always stay lovely.</font>

378
00:29:03,585 --> 00:29:05,185
<font size="71">You can tell me anything.</font>

379
00:29:06,505 --> 00:29:09,385
<font size="71">I want to be a boxer.</font>

380
00:29:10,345 --> 00:29:12,065
<font size="71">Boxer? Like Muhammad Ali?
- Yes.</font>

381
00:29:13,425 --> 00:29:15,465
<font size="71">When those gloves are on my hands...</font>

382
00:29:15,705 --> 00:29:17,785
<font size="71">and I'm throwing punches...</font>

383
00:29:18,945 --> 00:29:21,145
<font size="71">I have never felt more alive.</font>

384
00:29:25,745 --> 00:29:28,265
<font size="71">Even I do something that
make me feel alive.</font>

385
00:29:29,785 --> 00:29:31,145
<font size="71">I hack accounts...</font>

386
00:29:31,745 --> 00:29:33,625
<font size="71">Over the Internet. Online.</font>

387
00:29:35,585 --> 00:29:38,585
<font size="71">I crack people's passwords and I
browse their internet history...</font>

388
00:29:41,385 --> 00:29:42,425
<font size="71">Sorry, I...</font>

389
00:29:43,025 --> 00:29:44,505
<font size="71">I know this is not right.</font>

390
00:29:46,065 --> 00:29:47,145
<font size="71">Why do you do it?</font>

391
00:29:49,985 --> 00:29:52,825
<font size="71">Honestly, I'm damn good at it.</font>

392
00:29:53,465 --> 00:29:56,065
<font size="71">But also,
because it gives me meaning.</font>

393
00:29:57,665 --> 00:30:01,985
<font size="71">It feels good connecting to
these random strangers.</font>

394
00:30:03,225 --> 00:30:06,665
<font size="71">But I never misuse
their information.</font>

395
00:30:07,865 --> 00:30:12,545
<font size="71">I just use what I know of
them to say things...</font>

396
00:30:13,545 --> 00:30:15,585
<font size="71">that will make their
pain a little less.</font>

397
00:30:16,905 --> 00:30:18,145
<font size="71">Wow, biceps!</font>

398
00:30:18,625 --> 00:30:20,425
<font size="71">You turned out to be even
more messed up than me.</font>

399
00:30:20,665 --> 00:30:22,385
<font size="71">If I offended you...
- No.</font>

400
00:30:24,505 --> 00:30:25,505
<font size="71">You didn't.</font>

401
00:30:29,225 --> 00:30:30,905
<font size="71">Close your eyes.
- Hmm?</font>

402
00:30:31,145 --> 00:30:32,745
<font size="71">Close your eyes!</font>

403
00:30:38,825 --> 00:30:40,145
<font size="71">Imagine my face...</font>

404
00:30:40,905 --> 00:30:42,145
<font size="71">Swollen.</font>

405
00:30:42,505 --> 00:30:44,665
<font size="71">Maybe a tooth missing...</font>

406
00:30:45,665 --> 00:30:47,185
<font size="71">Wounded...</font>

407
00:30:48,465 --> 00:30:50,425
<font size="71">Will you still find me lovely?</font>

408
00:30:52,585 --> 00:30:54,625
<font size="71">Yes, absolutely.</font>

409
00:30:56,945 --> 00:30:58,065
<font size="71">Awesome.</font>

410
00:31:08,145 --> 00:31:09,185
<font size="71">'Ninja.'</font>

411
00:31:10,145 --> 00:31:11,145
<font size="71">'Witch.'</font>

412
00:31:12,705 --> 00:31:14,265
<font size="71">'First rule of boxing.'</font>

413
00:31:14,545 --> 00:31:15,985
<font size="71">One, two.</font>

414
00:31:16,665 --> 00:31:19,865
<font size="71">'Never underestimate your opponent.'</font>

415
00:31:21,665 --> 00:31:23,145
<font size="71">You slut!
- What are you doing?</font>

416
00:31:23,225 --> 00:31:25,265
<font size="71">You've shown your true colours!
Show it. - Let me go, dad.</font>

417
00:31:25,585 --> 00:31:27,985
<font size="71">No.
- Let it go!</font>

418
00:31:28,065 --> 00:31:29,145
<font size="71">Dad, don't.</font>

419
00:31:29,625 --> 00:31:30,705
<font size="71">Let go.</font>

420
00:31:32,505 --> 00:31:34,625
<font size="71">Showing your worth.</font>

421
00:31:49,745 --> 00:31:52,665
<font size="71">'I spent my week's tuition money
to pay for new gloves.'</font>

422
00:31:53,225 --> 00:31:54,705
<font size="71">'My brother missed out on his bribe'</font>

423
00:31:55,065 --> 00:31:56,065
<font size="71">'and took revenge.'</font>

424
00:32:00,025 --> 00:32:01,145
<font size="71">What is this?</font>

425
00:32:02,905 --> 00:32:04,225
<font size="71">Where are you going?</font>

426
00:32:05,385 --> 00:32:06,505
<font size="71">Come here!</font>

427
00:32:09,425 --> 00:32:11,305
<font size="71">Where are you taking the phone?
Give it to me.</font>

428
00:32:11,385 --> 00:32:12,785
<font size="71">Give it to me!
- Dad.</font>

429
00:32:12,865 --> 00:32:15,665
<font size="71">Dad, give me my phone!
- Let it go! Let go!</font>

430
00:32:16,025 --> 00:32:17,145
<font size="71">What's in it?</font>

431
00:32:17,665 --> 00:32:19,745
<font size="71">Dad, my phone.
- What's the password?</font>

432
00:32:19,825 --> 00:32:21,905
<font size="71">Give the password!
- Come on!</font>

433
00:32:23,305 --> 00:32:24,345
<font size="71">Give it!</font>

434
00:34:59,105 --> 00:35:01,625
<font size="71">"Send all pictures to printer."</font>

435
00:35:17,985 --> 00:35:20,945
<font size="71">Munna! Come here.
Explain this to me.</font>

436
00:35:21,385 --> 00:35:23,145
<font size="71">This monkey it's being shy.</font>

437
00:35:23,385 --> 00:35:25,545
<font size="71">And this is aubergine.
- Aubergine?</font>

438
00:35:26,265 --> 00:35:29,905
<font size="71">And these eyes that are staring
and these sweat beads.</font>

439
00:35:30,145 --> 00:35:33,265
<font size="71">Sis is trying to say that
she's very shy...</font>

440
00:35:33,425 --> 00:35:35,865
<font size="71">but looking at his aubergine
is making her sweat.</font>

441
00:35:35,945 --> 00:35:38,865
<font size="71">What nonsense are you talking!
- Oh God!</font>

442
00:35:39,465 --> 00:35:42,225
<font size="71">Check the photo gallery. You'll
understand everything. - You dog!</font>

443
00:35:45,825 --> 00:35:47,825
<font size="71">What is it?
- You whore!</font>

444
00:36:07,305 --> 00:36:09,145
<font size="71">'Second rule of boxing.'</font>

445
00:36:10,465 --> 00:36:12,585
<font size="71">'Find a way to keep breathing.'</font>

446
00:36:39,425 --> 00:36:43,065
<font size="71">Go to hell!
- Take this!</font>

447
00:36:44,985 --> 00:36:46,545
<font size="71">Get lost!</font>

448
00:37:27,505 --> 00:37:28,905
<font size="71">'Who knew'</font>

449
00:37:29,505 --> 00:37:33,145
<font size="71">'that the murderous witch,
would be my guardian angel.'</font>

450
00:38:10,185 --> 00:38:14,745
<font size="71">'As mothers we often encourage
our sons to create the world.'</font>

451
00:38:16,185 --> 00:38:18,825
<font size="71">'But never wonder'</font>

452
00:38:19,705 --> 00:38:21,785
<font size="71">'how our daughters will
survive in that world.'</font>

453
00:39:44,145 --> 00:39:45,145
<font size="71">Hi.</font>

454
00:39:48,905 --> 00:39:55,305
<font size="71">"You, who stay awake
at nights..."</font>

455
00:39:55,385 --> 00:39:58,945
<font size="71">"Why do you hesitate to
let us fall asleep?"</font>

456
00:40:00,985 --> 00:40:08,145
<font size="71">"Whenever we come in
front of you..."</font>

457
00:40:08,225 --> 00:40:11,305
<font size="71">"We are not djinns."</font>

458
00:40:12,505 --> 00:40:14,305
<font size="71">Looks like we're having a party.</font>

459
00:40:17,865 --> 00:40:19,705
<font size="71">From Larkana to LA...</font>

460
00:40:20,065 --> 00:40:23,585
<font size="71">75 women got dirty
messages from him.</font>

461
00:40:23,745 --> 00:40:25,625
<font size="71">Huh...
- Seventy five!</font>

462
00:40:27,465 --> 00:40:29,585
<font size="71">And in the last three months...</font>

463
00:40:30,265 --> 00:40:32,905
<font size="71">20 girls sent him their pictures.</font>

464
00:40:32,985 --> 00:40:34,385
<font size="71">Nudes?
- Some.</font>

465
00:40:36,265 --> 00:40:38,625
<font size="71">That means one third
of my entire life...</font>

466
00:40:38,825 --> 00:40:40,505
<font size="71">has been a complete lie?</font>

467
00:40:40,745 --> 00:40:44,465
<font size="71">That's like 33 percent...
- Why are you doing so much math?</font>

468
00:40:45,345 --> 00:40:48,585
<font size="71">What?
- Your kids are not a lie!</font>

469
00:40:48,665 --> 00:40:51,185
<font size="71">They're beautiful and you love them.</font>

470
00:40:51,385 --> 00:40:54,545
<font size="71">Salaar and Sameer will probably
grow up to be like Jamil.</font>

471
00:40:54,985 --> 00:40:57,505
<font size="71">Cheating rascals!
And Amal will turn out like me.</font>

472
00:40:58,425 --> 00:41:00,465
<font size="71">She won't even know what's happening
right under her nose.</font>

473
00:41:02,265 --> 00:41:03,745
<font size="71">Honey, you're grieving.</font>

474
00:41:03,825 --> 00:41:05,385
<font size="71">You need to mourn.</font>

475
00:41:06,505 --> 00:41:08,545
<font size="71">Moan? Why should I moan?</font>

476
00:41:08,865 --> 00:41:10,905
<font size="71">Mourn, not moan.</font>

477
00:41:11,225 --> 00:41:13,145
<font size="71">But you could moan too,
if that's what you want.</font>

478
00:41:13,345 --> 00:41:15,305
<font size="71">I don't want to mourn. I want...</font>

479
00:41:16,665 --> 00:41:17,825
<font size="71">Do you remember Sabeeka?</font>

480
00:41:17,905 --> 00:41:19,905
<font size="71">Her husband was caught cheating
last month. - Oh, that.</font>

481
00:41:20,425 --> 00:41:22,185
<font size="71">Humaira, Zulekha...</font>

482
00:41:22,705 --> 00:41:24,505
<font size="71">Annie, Aliya...</font>

483
00:41:24,825 --> 00:41:28,065
<font size="71">That's like five names in the
last... - No more maths.</font>

484
00:41:30,065 --> 00:41:32,265
<font size="71">All the wives brush it
under the carpet.</font>

485
00:41:32,505 --> 00:41:34,465
<font size="71">All pretending to be
happily married.</font>

486
00:41:36,025 --> 00:41:38,305
<font size="71">So many men, and no punishment?</font>

487
00:41:38,905 --> 00:41:41,065
<font size="71">There should be some kind
of payback. - Payback?</font>

488
00:41:41,705 --> 00:41:43,745
<font size="71">Yeah! Like a compensation.</font>

489
00:41:43,945 --> 00:41:46,185
<font size="71">'Sorry, wifey.
My penis lost its way home'</font>

490
00:41:46,385 --> 00:41:47,865
<font size="71">'and I owe you for the
rest of my life.'</font>

491
00:41:47,985 --> 00:41:49,985
<font size="71">First of all,
any man who is cheating...</font>

492
00:41:50,065 --> 00:41:52,545
<font size="71">will never admit to it.
- Unless we catch him red-handed.</font>

493
00:41:52,625 --> 00:41:54,185
<font size="71">How will we do that?
What's the plan?</font>

494
00:41:54,305 --> 00:41:56,905
<font size="71">Will we follow them with binoculars?
What?!</font>

495
00:41:57,145 --> 00:41:58,185
<font size="71">That's it!</font>

496
00:41:59,305 --> 00:42:01,185
<font size="71">That's what we'll do.</font>

497
00:42:01,585 --> 00:42:03,585
<font size="71">For fuck sake! You've gone nuts.</font>

498
00:42:03,745 --> 00:42:05,985
<font size="71">You need to stop.
This is the hash talking, not you.</font>

499
00:42:06,145 --> 00:42:07,705
<font size="71">No, no, this is me talking.</font>

500
00:42:07,825 --> 00:42:10,265
<font size="71">The me inside me is talking!</font>

501
00:42:11,505 --> 00:42:12,505
<font size="71">Let's do it.</font>

502
00:42:13,505 --> 00:42:15,065
<font size="71">Let's grab these men by the balls.</font>

503
00:42:15,785 --> 00:42:19,385
<font size="71">I love ball grabbing.
But, honey, you're not serious.</font>

504
00:42:26,305 --> 00:42:27,465
<font size="71">I'm sorry.</font>

505
00:42:28,745 --> 00:42:30,905
<font size="71">It's okay.
- I'm so sorry.</font>

506
00:42:31,065 --> 00:42:32,225
<font size="71">Did you like it?</font>

507
00:42:33,345 --> 00:42:34,345
<font size="71">Yeah.</font>

508
00:42:35,585 --> 00:42:36,785
<font size="71">Hold it.</font>

509
00:42:38,305 --> 00:42:41,025
<font size="71">But, I...
- Go for it.</font>

510
00:42:42,185 --> 00:42:44,745
<font size="71">Go for it. Come on, come on!</font>

511
00:42:46,465 --> 00:42:47,905
<font size="71">Yes! Go, go!</font>

512
00:42:49,185 --> 00:42:50,185
<font size="71">Yes!</font>

513
00:42:50,665 --> 00:42:51,665
<font size="71">Brilliant.</font>

514
00:42:52,985 --> 00:42:54,145
<font size="71">Yay!</font>

515
00:42:54,265 --> 00:42:55,385
<font size="71">Are you having fun?
- Yeah!</font>

516
00:42:55,465 --> 00:42:56,705
<font size="71">Is everything alright, ma'am?</font>

517
00:42:57,065 --> 00:42:58,785
<font size="71">Yes, all good. You go.</font>

518
00:42:59,865 --> 00:43:02,225
<font size="71">I need some water for Zubaida.</font>

519
00:43:03,225 --> 00:43:04,225
<font size="71">Shall I mop?</font>

520
00:43:04,665 --> 00:43:06,465
<font size="71">Who is this Zubaida?</font>

521
00:43:06,705 --> 00:43:08,705
<font size="71">And what is she doing in my house?</font>

522
00:43:09,065 --> 00:43:10,985
<font size="71">Her father beat her up.</font>

523
00:43:11,345 --> 00:43:12,345
<font size="71">Had to bring her here.</font>

524
00:43:12,425 --> 00:43:14,985
<font size="71">So...
- See this is what I'm saying!</font>

525
00:43:15,065 --> 00:43:16,665
<font size="71">Sometimes fathers,
sometimes husbands!</font>

526
00:43:17,945 --> 00:43:21,545
<font size="71">You need to stop talking this
moment. - Who are you?</font>

527
00:43:21,745 --> 00:43:25,145
<font size="71">Who's she? - My maid. I told you!
She just got released from prison.</font>

528
00:43:25,665 --> 00:43:27,945
<font size="71">What were you in for?
- Murder.</font>

529
00:43:28,425 --> 00:43:29,425
<font size="71">Whose?</font>

530
00:43:30,465 --> 00:43:33,385
<font size="71">There was a bastard who needed
to be taught a lesson.</font>

531
00:43:33,665 --> 00:43:35,425
<font size="71">Go from here.
- See!</font>

532
00:43:35,505 --> 00:43:37,625
<font size="71">This is what I'm saying!
- You need to stop saying that.</font>

533
00:43:37,705 --> 00:43:40,625
<font size="71">Should I mop? - No man,
I don't want anything mopped! Go!</font>

534
00:43:41,465 --> 00:43:43,345
<font size="71">What's wrong with you?</font>

535
00:43:44,185 --> 00:43:45,945
<font size="71">Can we trust them?</font>

536
00:43:46,625 --> 00:43:48,065
<font size="71">With what?</font>

537
00:43:48,385 --> 00:43:51,025
<font size="71">One has killed, and the other
one was about to get killed.</font>

538
00:43:52,825 --> 00:43:53,945
<font size="71">Exactly.</font>

539
00:43:56,065 --> 00:43:57,545
<font size="71">Aren't they just so perfect?</font>

540
00:43:58,785 --> 00:44:01,225
<font size="71">Enough, Sara.
You need to stop smoking this, okay.</font>

541
00:44:06,585 --> 00:44:07,985
<font size="71">What?</font>

542
00:44:08,545 --> 00:44:10,385
<font size="71">Wha... Sa... What the...</font>

543
00:44:10,665 --> 00:44:12,065
<font size="71">Sara!</font>

544
00:44:16,265 --> 00:44:17,745
<font size="71">Were you all high?</font>

545
00:44:19,585 --> 00:44:20,905
<font size="71">That wasn't it.</font>

546
00:44:24,145 --> 00:44:25,545
<font size="71">After a long time...</font>

547
00:44:26,385 --> 00:44:28,505
<font size="71">I finally had clarity
about everything.</font>

548
00:44:32,905 --> 00:44:36,185
<font size="71">If a crime isn't illegal per se,
is it not a crime?</font>

549
00:44:37,425 --> 00:44:39,505
<font size="71">Does it not require justice?</font>

550
00:44:41,305 --> 00:44:44,425
<font size="71">If you suspect that your husband
is cheating on you...</font>

551
00:44:45,185 --> 00:44:47,345
<font size="71">and you want proof, you call us.</font>

552
00:44:48,505 --> 00:44:50,625
<font size="71">Pay us according to your means...</font>

553
00:44:50,825 --> 00:44:53,065
<font size="71">and leave the entire
investigation to us.</font>

554
00:44:55,305 --> 00:44:56,825
<font size="71">Investigation?</font>

555
00:44:59,705 --> 00:45:00,785
<font size="71">Count me in, ma'am.</font>

556
00:45:00,865 --> 00:45:02,065
<font size="71">You hold it, Phoolan!</font>

557
00:45:02,185 --> 00:45:04,225
<font size="71">And you have gone mad.</font>

558
00:45:04,305 --> 00:45:06,185
<font size="71">The grief has driven you mad!</font>

559
00:45:06,265 --> 00:45:08,465
<font size="71">Listen, I am talking big money here.</font>

560
00:45:09,065 --> 00:45:11,625
<font size="71">This could be an end to all
your financial troubles.</font>

561
00:45:16,905 --> 00:45:19,065
<font size="71">Give me the joint.</font>

562
00:45:22,985 --> 00:45:25,465
<font size="71">You think desperate housewives
of Karachi...</font>

563
00:45:25,745 --> 00:45:27,425
<font size="71">will spend money on this?</font>

564
00:45:28,065 --> 00:45:31,745
<font size="71">They spend money on Botox,
lawn and jewellery!</font>

565
00:45:31,825 --> 00:45:33,665
<font size="71">But now they'll spend it on this.</font>

566
00:45:34,425 --> 00:45:38,905
<font size="71">When we give them concrete proof
of their spouse's infidelities.</font>

567
00:45:39,465 --> 00:45:40,465
<font size="71">Trust me.</font>

568
00:45:40,545 --> 00:45:42,225
<font size="71">Bigger divorce settlements...</font>

569
00:45:42,385 --> 00:45:46,425
<font size="71">mean more lawn,
more Botox, more jewellery!</font>

570
00:45:48,305 --> 00:45:53,985
<font size="71">And with what we earn from these
cases, we can help...</font>

571
00:45:54,265 --> 00:45:55,905
<font size="71">the more vulnerable women.</font>

572
00:45:56,185 --> 00:46:00,065
<font size="71">Those who get harassed and
abused on a daily basis.</font>

573
00:46:00,665 --> 00:46:02,065
<font size="71">No one thinks about them.</font>

574
00:46:02,185 --> 00:46:05,065
<font size="71">Not even the police but we will!
- But for this...</font>

575
00:46:05,545 --> 00:46:06,905
<font size="71">you need money...</font>

576
00:46:07,225 --> 00:46:09,425
<font size="71">computers for spying...</font>

577
00:46:09,785 --> 00:46:12,265
<font size="71">cameras,
where will all of that come from?</font>

578
00:46:14,225 --> 00:46:16,065
<font size="71">We'll figure that out too.</font>

579
00:46:17,625 --> 00:46:18,745
<font size="71">All figured out!</font>

580
00:46:18,945 --> 00:46:20,065
<font size="71">Larkana to LA!</font>

581
00:46:21,585 --> 00:46:24,385
<font size="71">No.
- Yes, yes, yes baby!</font>

582
00:46:24,465 --> 00:46:25,905
<font size="71">No.
- If we're going to do this...</font>

583
00:46:25,985 --> 00:46:27,985
<font size="71">we've to do it whole-heartedly.
Okay?</font>

584
00:46:28,065 --> 00:46:29,705
<font size="71">You will have to go to your husband.</font>

585
00:46:30,065 --> 00:46:31,985
<font size="71">I don't want to involve him.</font>

586
00:46:32,785 --> 00:46:34,465
<font size="71">I don't want him to know all this.</font>

587
00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:36,625
<font size="71">He's not going to know anything!</font>

588
00:46:36,905 --> 00:46:38,505
<font size="71">Because Miss Innocent...</font>

589
00:46:38,865 --> 00:46:40,225
<font size="71">will turn naughty...</font>

590
00:46:40,745 --> 00:46:43,225
<font size="71">by opening up a 'niqaab' shop.</font>

591
00:46:43,585 --> 00:46:44,985
<font size="71">That's a 'burka', sweetie.</font>

592
00:46:45,225 --> 00:46:46,865
<font size="71">Whatever,
keep up with the programme.</font>

593
00:46:47,825 --> 00:46:49,145
<font size="71">Yeah?</font>

594
00:46:49,345 --> 00:46:53,945
<font size="71">'Either fate had brought us together
under one roof for a reason...'</font>

595
00:46:54,345 --> 00:46:57,065
<font size="71">What? - 'Or it was that magical
spliff in our hands.'</font>

596
00:46:57,265 --> 00:46:59,785
<font size="71">Whatever.
- 'But that was the moment'</font>

597
00:47:00,225 --> 00:47:03,945
<font size="71">'when we transformed into
some other creatures.'</font>

598
00:47:04,305 --> 00:47:05,385
<font size="71">'Churails' (Witches)?</font>

599
00:47:09,945 --> 00:47:10,945
<font size="71">Yes!</font>

600
00:47:43,945 --> 00:47:46,185
<font size="71">Good morning!
- Morning, darling.</font>

601
00:47:46,345 --> 00:47:47,505
<font size="71">Where are the kids?</font>

602
00:47:49,345 --> 00:47:51,385
<font size="71">I sent them out with Mila.</font>

603
00:47:51,985 --> 00:47:53,665
<font size="71">I was telling the boys last night...</font>

604
00:47:53,905 --> 00:47:55,465
<font size="71">that my wife makes the best...</font>

605
00:48:25,425 --> 00:48:26,665
<font size="71">What...</font>

606
00:48:29,545 --> 00:48:30,545
<font size="71">Listen to me, babe.</font>

607
00:48:31,065 --> 00:48:32,065
<font size="71">Oh no.</font>

608
00:48:32,265 --> 00:48:33,385
<font size="71">You listen, babe.</font>

609
00:48:34,785 --> 00:48:38,705
<font size="71">You'll stay in this house,
but will move to the guest room.</font>

610
00:48:40,345 --> 00:48:43,585
<font size="71">And the empty commercial building,
that's in your name...</font>

611
00:48:50,465 --> 00:48:51,865
<font size="71">You'll hand that to me.</font>

612
00:48:52,945 --> 00:48:54,985
<font size="71">From that building,
I'll start my business...</font>

613
00:48:55,065 --> 00:48:57,185
<font size="71">that you'll also fund for me.</font>

614
00:49:00,705 --> 00:49:02,145
<font size="71">What kind of business?</font>

615
00:49:02,225 --> 00:49:04,145
<font size="71">Jugnu and I will open a boutique.</font>

616
00:49:06,065 --> 00:49:10,145
<font size="71">In return, you can run your
campaign peacefully.</font>

617
00:49:11,345 --> 00:49:15,265
<font size="71">For the world, you'll stay my
husband. I, your perfect wife.</font>

618
00:49:15,745 --> 00:49:19,585
<font size="71">Who provides wholesome clothing
to other perfect wives.</font>

619
00:49:21,505 --> 00:49:24,065
<font size="71">Are you seriously going to
blackmail your husband?</font>

620
00:49:25,665 --> 00:49:27,665
<font size="71">It's tasty! Have it!</font>

621
00:49:37,625 --> 00:49:39,465
<font size="71">How can we trust him?</font>

622
00:49:39,985 --> 00:49:41,545
<font size="71">Trust takes time, boss.</font>

623
00:49:41,785 --> 00:49:42,785
<font size="71">But...</font>

624
00:49:45,145 --> 00:49:46,185
<font size="71">Phone.</font>

625
00:49:59,305 --> 00:50:00,585
<font size="71">This is my...</font>

626
00:50:01,785 --> 00:50:02,785
<font size="71">How?</font>

627
00:50:03,065 --> 00:50:04,705
<font size="71">You won't find a hacker
as good as me.</font>

628
00:50:05,145 --> 00:50:07,345
<font size="71">He's mine. He won't break our trust.</font>

629
00:50:31,545 --> 00:50:32,705
<font size="71">Boss.</font>

630
00:50:33,305 --> 00:50:34,985
<font size="71">Not my place to say, but...</font>

631
00:50:37,585 --> 00:50:39,465
<font size="71">What if this creates a ruckus?</font>

632
00:50:40,065 --> 00:50:42,505
<font size="71">We'll only be helping women, Dilbar.</font>

633
00:50:42,585 --> 00:50:43,785
<font size="71">How will that create trouble?</font>

634
00:50:49,625 --> 00:50:50,985
<font size="71">Where are the arms?</font>

635
00:50:55,425 --> 00:50:57,785
<font size="71">Oh, this with the summer stuff...</font>

636
00:50:58,265 --> 00:50:59,265
<font size="71">Here.</font>

637
00:51:39,425 --> 00:51:42,945
<font size="71">'Perhaps we were fooling ourselves.'
- Have a good day, okay?</font>

638
00:51:43,025 --> 00:51:44,585
<font size="71">Run along.
- 'But those early days...'</font>

639
00:51:45,865 --> 00:51:50,065
<font size="71">'It was the happiest any of us
had been in a long time.'</font>

640
00:52:35,345 --> 00:52:38,385
<font size="71">"What am I doing?"</font>

641
00:52:40,665 --> 00:52:44,025
<font size="71">"I slept off on the shores?"</font>

642
00:52:51,345 --> 00:52:54,425
<font size="71">"What is the fear about?"</font>

643
00:52:56,905 --> 00:52:58,785
<font size="71">"I've been to the graves!"</font>

644
00:52:58,865 --> 00:53:02,585
<font size="71">And you didn't see the danger
that was coming your way?</font>

645
00:53:05,225 --> 00:53:08,065
<font size="71">Someone died because of you, madam.</font>

646
00:53:10,745 --> 00:53:13,745
<font size="71">And now,
someone from your group is missing.</font>

647
00:53:14,105 --> 00:53:16,545
<font size="71">Kidnapped on your watch!</font>

648
00:53:24,185 --> 00:53:27,065
<font size="71">"What am I doing?"</font>

649
00:53:29,545 --> 00:53:32,625
<font size="71">"I slept off on the shores."</font>

650
00:53:40,225 --> 00:53:43,025
<font size="71">"Why am I scared?"</font>

651
00:53:45,705 --> 00:53:48,745
<font size="71">"I have been to graves."</font>

652
00:53:49,665 --> 00:53:52,665
<font size="71">"The stars have spoken."</font>

653
00:53:53,225 --> 00:54:00,545
<font size="71">"One more!"</font>

654
00:54:27,785 --> 00:54:31,505
<font size="71">"What am I doing?"</font>

655
00:54:33,505 --> 00:54:36,545
<font size="71">"The sceneries have seen!"</font>

656
00:54:44,265 --> 00:54:47,345
<font size="71">"What am I doing?"</font>

657
00:54:49,585 --> 00:54:52,585
<font size="71">"The graves have seen."</font>

658
00:54:53,625 --> 00:55:00,185
<font size="71">"The stars have spoken.
more!"</font>

