"Next day, I will create a commotion before you even think."
"You will roam here and there I will escape."
"Handing ones cap to someone else. Cheating is in my blood."
"I will convince and coax and then cheat you."
"Listen, mister."
"I will cheat you."
"Hail Lord Shiva."
"Lord... Lord..."
"He cheats everyone in the city of Lord Shiva."
"He is the Tatlubaaz who can"
"loot you in front of the whole world."
For how long do you intend on continuing this?
Until you don't fall in love with me.
So you feel that I am the romantic types?
You cannot trust men and flowing water, Mr. Tyagi.
They get swayed wherever they get the opportunity.
Going to the washroom I'll be back.
Mrs. Tripathi.
Mr. Tyagi.
Ms. Disha? Come on in.
I was here to return your handkerchief.
I can see flowers in your hand.
I found out that you have been shot so I thought... - You thought well.
Please have a seat. - No, I'm okay. Here's your handkerchief.
May I ask you something, Ms. Disha?
Why did you give me these flowers?
What am I to you?
Why? Is there a problem?
No, of course you can.
Often flowers are given either to a lover
or offered to the deceased.
Are you dead?
No. - So the only option is of a lover, right?
Do you often use references from 'Scarface" or...
Which face? - Scarface.
It's a movie.
Anyway!
Can I offer you something?
No, you won't be able to give it to me right now.
Ms. Disha...
Are you flirting with me?
Please tell me. Should I act shy.
Why don't you just take care of yourself first.
I'll take your leave.
The flowers. - Mr. Tyagi.
I am doomed!
Get a car. A big one.
She will surely fall for you.
In some things size does matter.
And whatever was going on between us until now
is now over.
Why? - I will never be anyone's second choice.
I am doomed!
Bulbul sir! Ma'am had called to say you will come.
I am Bhagirath. Let me carry your bag.
This way sir. Are you from the Tyagi clan?
Why? - You look like you're from South Central UP.
I am from North Eastern UP.
Are you trying to write my horoscope?
No. - Then why are you inquiring about my personal details?
Go and quickly get me a cup of tea fast. Also, ask lesser questions henceforth.
Sugar or no sugar?
Pardon me! Why don't I just bring the sugar on the side.
Look at you!
Direct transformation from Bulbul Tyagi to James Bond?
Just Maharaj's blessings.
Blessings my foot!
By the way how much mileage does this beauty of yours give?
Officer
one must never ask a man about his salary and a woman about her age.
Look, son.
I am the police. When I start interrogating
my way even the dead speak up.
Thank God I am still alive.
And thank God that I am not in the mood to interrogate.
But when I do you will start
singing like a parrot.
This is why the cops are notoriously infamous.
By the way, I have heard that you have four to five
cases registered against you as well.
A lot of people in Banaras have cases against them.
Doesn't mean they are bad people.
Dilbag! - Coming, Maharaj.
You're playing with fire, brother.
Forget about him. Tell me, has she stepped out.
Not yet, brother.
But it seems like she is having an affair with someone.
Why? - She had gone somewhere a few days ago with flowers.
Anyway, who stays single in today's generation?
You are talking too much nowadays.
Speak less nonsense, okay?
Look, there she is.
Ms. Disha, where are you going?
Come, let me drop you.
No, thank you. I'll take a rickshaw.
Listen, Why don't you give me the rickshaw fare instead.
Really?
How much will you take?
Whatever you deem fit...
How about a 100 bucks.
100 bucks! Are you crazy?
I never pay more than a twenty. Let it be. - Alright.
Give me twenty bucks. I anyways wanted to talk to you. Please come.
Alright, but I'd like to go home first.
What do you have in mind?
Excuse me! I've just left from work. I need to freshen up.
Let's go. - Let's go.
Got it? Nothing can beat Thandai.
No matter how much ice you mix with alcohol
but nothing is better than Thandai.
Mr. Shukla, make one more.
No, Maharaj Ji. I feel pukish.
Maharaj, let it go please. Look at his condition. How will he handle more?
When I ask you to drink, you drink.
Can't you understand Hindi? Make one more.
Maharaj Ji, please put the gun down.
The trigger may get pulled. - Make it. - I will.
Maharaj Ji, please put it down. He is drinking.
The trigger may get pulled. Let it go. Everyone is drunk.
I forgot, Dilbag Singh's solo dance is still pending.
Have you ever seen him dancing?
Come on, Dilbag. Time to dance.
Show them how to balance the glass on your hand while dancing.
What are you talking about, Maharaj?
I am drunk. How will I do it? Everyone is having a good time.
Come on, don't be shy. I am your elder brother?
No, Maharaj. - Did you all know.
An interesting information.
He is my brother.
Maharaj, please let it go Let's not talk about it. - How can I not?
The people of Banaras should know
that his mother used to sleep with my father.
So there is a high possibility that
he can infact be my stepbrother.
Look, our faces resemble too. Let me show you.
Huh?
Look.
Isn't the resemblance evident, Mr. Shukla? - Oh yes, absolutely.
Yes. Yes. - A strong resemblance? - Yes, it does.
The only difference is the height and the built.
But the face resembles.
Come on, Dilbag. Stand up.
Stand up, son.
It's show time. Come on.
Please let it be, Maharaj. Now... - I won't be able to...
I won't like it if I'll have to kill my own brother with this pistol.
Come on, stand up, son.
Aha!
Hmm!
See? - Yes. - Come on.
Shake your booty.
Look at this! So elegant!
Come on, son. Come on. Come on.
What a fabulous dancer!
Very nice! Very nice, my brother.
Mr. Tripathi.
Will you come here for a moment?
You all continue drinking, okay?
Cheers!
It's 2 in the night. I am unable to sleep.
And you are too drunk.
Then what's the issue?
That I am too drunk or that you can't sleep?
Both.
This is how the Tripathis drink.
And about you not being able to sleep...
Would you like me to send some boy...
Mr. Tripathi, don't say anything
that you will regret in the morning.
Cheers!
You sure you don't want to eat?
No. No. You please eat.
Sure?
Ms. Disha, may I ask something? - Yes, go ahead.
You came to the hospital the other day
Wasn't the handkerchief just an excuse.
You just wanted to meet me, right?
No.
My mom used to say that
if you keep someone's handkerchief it can jinx the friendship.
So does that mean you want to be my friend?
Why? Don't you want the same?
Forget about friendship I want to... Unable to sleep?
What happened? Everything alright?
Now what can I say, Ms. Disha? These...
people in the office don't understand. They don't have any sense of time.
They message at such odd hours.
The speed at which you hid your phone
doesn't look like it's something official.
But it's fine.
Not like I'm not asking to check your phone.
Look, Bulbul.
If the man is a hero
he can make a grand entrance with each of his legs straddling two different bikes.
But you and me? We are ordinary people.
If we sail on two boats
we are bound to drown.
Why don't you decide? And once you have let me know.
I have decided, Disha.
I...
Any decision made in haste and in anger are always wrong.
That's why take your time, think
and let me know. Okay?
Oh! Bulbul!
You're hurting me.
Bulbul what are you doing?
What happened?
What is wrong with you today?
Nothing.
Have you fallen in love already?
This is your problem.
You are too honest.
That's why I cannot leave you.
Do you love that girl?
Did you tell her?
Ask her at least.
If she says yes, then it's okay.
And if it's a no
then don't ruin my mood.
Come on. Get lost now.
'There is a very fine line between love and lust.'
'I had been balancing both quite well so far.'
'But now I am starting to feel guilty.'
'Disha is an amazing girl.'
'There are some girls'
'who you want to wed and not just bed.' What the f*** just happened?
Hey! Hey, stop! Stop!
What is all this? Huh?
I am asking you something. What is going on? - Bulbul! Bulbul!
Let's leave from here first I'll will tell you everything.
I will tell you everything. Let's leave from here please.
Aren't you ashamed? You've been going out on dates with me.
But chose to get intimate with the first available guy
and that too in the store where you work.
Such weird kinks!
Oh! He is my brother.
And,
I had gone in to steal a ring.
Oh!
So you are a thief too?
Is this a part time or full time job? The theft?
I don't enjoy doing this. I steal because I'm helpless.
What do I say? I have an a*****e of a brother.
He's responsible for all of this.
I am in a big mess.
And where can I meet this a*****e?
Hey! He is my brother.
Okay. Where can I meet your a*****e brother?
Here he is. Now tell him.
Why are you quiet? Tell him.
One moment.
Right! Let's do this first.
Come on, now speak.
Which cigarette is this?
That's not important. Just answer me.
Tell him.
I was stuck.
I have to repay Vijay Gautam Rs. 50 lakhs.
Vijay Gautam?
Who Vijay Gautam?
He is a very big alcohol smuggler.
Remember the ban on alcohol in the state of Bihar in 2015?
Vijay Gautam had sold
All the alcohol of Bihar to a buyer in UP for 8 crores.
Later they realized that the alcohol was actually fake.
He sold coloured water in the bottles to them.
After that Vijay Gautam
become the undisputed king of alcohol.
Didn't the defrauded people
get back at him?
No one has even seen him let alone getting back at him.
Tell him. - No one has ever seen him.
Is it?
No one has seen him?
All that is fine.
What do you both have to do with him?
Tell him.
When I used to work with Mr. Vijay
I used to take transport alcohol from UP to Bihar.
This one time Mr. Vijay asked us to transport alcohol worth 50 lakhs.
When we were enroute, I decide to roll a joint to pep up the environment.
I started smoking.
The driver told me to give it to him too.
I gave him.
Then?
That f****r got high.
He hit a tree and all the stuff got stolen.
Vijay's men beat him black and blue. - Yes, they did.
And this donkey
told him that my sister will repay
all the money through EMI.
And that's why I have to steal something or the other
from the store every month.
So this happens every month?
Yes.
You don't get caught? I mean,
are there no CCTV cameras? To add subtitles for the entire scene
So no one doubts a power cut every month?
No. No. We don't do it just once.
We shut it down at least four to five times during the month.
Sometimes we do it during the day and sometimes during the night.
This makes them feel that the circuit board is faulty.
Alright, so you mean to say that
you take the risk of going in five to six times
but steal only once?
No. There is no risk. There are two guards.
I have noted down their shift timings. - Is it?
How many locks do you have to break into?
If you go from behind then there is a
lock on the shutter and one inside.
And the key?
The key is with that a*****e manager.
But I got a duplicate key made by getting an imprint on the soap.
Hey! Why are you laughing?
I am not greedy for money. I steal Because I'm helpless. - Hmm!
You are stealing from man who gave you work. Hope you know that?
Yes. Yes. I know that. And I know that
Ram Tripathi also very well.
He is a very cheap man.
Anyway, it's not a sin to steal from him.
Also,
if I was really greedy then wouldn't I have stolen
from the big vault upstairs which has crores in it?
Vault? - Vault?
Which vault?
It's on the second floor. All of Maharaj's money is in it.
What else do you know about the vault?
It's German and it has a
round dial up lock
on it too.
And there is a steering type lever too.
Alright, can we
reach the second floor with that key?
No. That's the store key.
There is one more door on the second floor.
The manager has the key to that lock
And can we reach the valut with that key?
No. There is one more door after that. It has
a digital lock on it.
Who has that code to that lock?
The manager has that too. But why are you asking so many questions?
Because I am going to repay all your debts to Vijay Gautam's in one go.
How? - What are you saying, brother?
By stealing from the thief.
Which thief?
Ram Tripathi. - What?
You're the one who said it. - When did I say that?
You should eat almonds? - Shut up.
Hey! Have you gone crazy?
Are you insane? He will kill us all.
I am already paying life long EMI due to one goon.
If I pull off one more scam
I'll have to repay debts even from heaven. - Ms. Disha.
Trust me.
I won't let anything happen to you. I guarantee.
Guarantee? I'm not buying a pressure cooker
that you are giving me a guarantee?
He will kill us. - He can kill us for stealing the ring too, sister.
Listen, keep your mouth shut Sunny.
Look, sister. It's a theft whether you steal a ring or cash.
Let's settle it at once.
What do you say brother? Let me know when we have to do it?
Why delay it? Let's do it tomorrow.
I just need one help from you.
I need you to get the keys that the manger has.
I can try.
Audio note number 229.
'You may have seen people bowing in front of Maharaj.'
'But we were going to steal from that same Maharaj.'
'This won't just be a theft but it will be a big chapter.'
'It will reveal itself layer by layer.'
'Just like an onion.'
'And if people don't have tears in their eyes...'
'that too out of happiness then you can change my name.'
"I will make a move the very next moment before you can think."
"You will roam here and there I will escape."
"Handing ones cap to someone else. Cheating is in my blood."
"I will convince and coax and then cheat you."
"Listen, mister."
"I will cheat you."
"Hail Lord Shiva. "Lord... Lord..."
"He cheats everyone in the city of Lord Shiva."
"He is the Tatlubaaz who can"
"loot you in front of the whole world."
"He does his act in the city of Lord Shiva."