1
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<font size="71">Sameer.</font>

2
00:00:25,065 --> 00:00:26,625
<font size="71">This gown doesn't fit me.</font>

3
00:00:26,705 --> 00:00:29,065
<font size="71">- Do you think, I've put weight?
- Never.</font>

4
00:00:39,105 --> 00:00:41,345
<font size="71">I have gained 600 grams.</font>

5
00:00:43,345 --> 00:00:45,665
<font size="71">Come on, Sameer. You don't
notice any changes in me.</font>

6
00:00:45,985 --> 00:00:48,105
<font size="71">What is 600 grams?</font>

7
00:00:48,185 --> 00:00:51,185
<font size="71">My weight increases more than
that after having a meal.</font>

8
00:00:53,185 --> 00:00:56,305
<font size="71">Isn't that why you unbutton
your pants after having a meal?</font>

9
00:01:00,265 --> 00:01:03,025
<font size="71">Oi! Haven't you
tried your pants on?</font>

10
00:01:03,305 --> 00:01:06,745
<font size="71">Sameer, I'm running late for the
parlor. Please try your pants.</font>

11
00:01:07,145 --> 00:01:08,385
<font size="71">You will look way better</font>

12
00:01:08,465 --> 00:01:10,785
<font size="71">than the bride even if you
don't go to the parlor.</font>

13
00:01:10,865 --> 00:01:14,105
<font size="71">Really? Your were gawking at
the same girl at our wedding.</font>

14
00:01:14,785 --> 00:01:17,945
<font size="71">Nandini was wearing a top
with a plunging neckline.</font>

15
00:01:18,985 --> 00:01:20,825
<font size="71">You scoundrel!</font>

16
00:01:21,545 --> 00:01:23,425
<font size="71">- Try on your pants.
- Man...</font>

17
00:01:24,265 --> 00:01:26,745
<font size="71">- Is it necessary to wear a suit?
- No, you come in pajamas.</font>

18
00:01:28,065 --> 00:01:31,945
<font size="71">Sameer, my relatives will meet you
for the first time after marriage.</font>

19
00:01:32,145 --> 00:01:34,185
<font size="71">They will look at
you and judge me.</font>

20
00:01:36,265 --> 00:01:37,625
<font size="71">Hello!</font>

21
00:01:37,905 --> 00:01:40,225
<font size="71">It's not a saree that you're
trying it on over a petticoat.</font>

22
00:01:42,065 --> 00:01:44,105
<font size="71">Remove your pajama
and wear the pants properly.</font>

23
00:01:46,185 --> 00:01:49,745
<font size="71">Hey! Somebody screamed
in mom's voice.</font>

24
00:01:50,785 --> 00:01:53,545
<font size="71">Sameer, it was mother's scream.</font>

25
00:01:57,065 --> 00:01:58,625
<font size="71">Hello, remove your pants first.</font>

26
00:02:00,985 --> 00:02:02,345
<font size="71">The entire family is crazy.</font>

27
00:02:02,945 --> 00:02:04,745
<font size="71">Why did you bring it in the house?</font>

28
00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:05,945
<font size="71">Mom!</font>

29
00:02:06,065 --> 00:02:07,265
<font size="71">What's the matter?</font>

30
00:02:07,345 --> 00:02:09,145
<font size="71">Are you wearing
the pants or removing them?</font>

31
00:02:09,225 --> 00:02:11,065
<font size="71">Why did mom scream?</font>

32
00:02:11,145 --> 00:02:13,985
<font size="71">Well, she... Oh!</font>

33
00:02:14,225 --> 00:02:15,585
<font size="71">It's nothing.</font>

34
00:02:15,785 --> 00:02:17,825
<font size="71">I've brought earthworms
for the plant soil.</font>

35
00:02:20,025 --> 00:02:23,265
<font size="71">Some of them were left,
so I put them in her closet.</font>

36
00:02:23,425 --> 00:02:25,065
<font size="71">She got scared on seeing them.</font>

37
00:02:25,465 --> 00:02:28,025
<font size="71">Keep your pets in your closet.</font>

38
00:02:28,105 --> 00:02:29,625
<font size="71">Why did you put them in my closet?</font>

39
00:02:29,945 --> 00:02:31,545
<font size="71">I don't have space in my closet.</font>

40
00:02:31,625 --> 00:02:33,265
<font size="71">What does your
closet contain anyway?</font>

41
00:02:34,265 --> 00:02:35,865
<font size="71">You have only 6 pairs of pants
and shirts,</font>

42
00:02:35,945 --> 00:02:38,505
<font size="71">6 pairs of Kurtas and pajamas
and 4 pairs of underwear.</font>

43
00:02:38,705 --> 00:02:40,305
<font size="71">Sameer, talk some sense into him.</font>

44
00:02:40,785 --> 00:02:42,265
<font size="71">This is very wrong, dad.</font>

45
00:02:42,425 --> 00:02:44,025
<font size="71">- What?
- Did you hear that?</font>

46
00:02:44,625 --> 00:02:45,905
<font size="71">You should have 6
pairs of underwear too</font>

47
00:02:45,985 --> 00:02:47,785
<font size="71">if you have 6 pairs
of everything else.</font>

48
00:02:52,785 --> 00:02:54,865
<font size="71">Now you are behaving like your dad.</font>

49
00:02:55,985 --> 00:02:58,585
<font size="71">- What dad...
- Go, get rid of it.</font>

50
00:02:58,825 --> 00:03:00,585
<font size="71">- Go on.
- Okay, I'm going.</font>

51
00:03:01,825 --> 00:03:04,545
<font size="71">These innocent earthworms
will curse you.</font>

52
00:03:04,865 --> 00:03:08,105
<font size="71">I can live with the curse,
but not with earthworms.</font>

53
00:03:10,705 --> 00:03:12,025
<font size="71">Sameer.</font>

54
00:03:12,705 --> 00:03:14,385
<font size="71">Wait. I want to show
you something. Come.</font>

55
00:03:14,625 --> 00:03:15,465
<font size="71">Okay.</font>

56
00:03:16,185 --> 00:03:18,785
<font size="71">Phew. Look at this.</font>

57
00:03:19,905 --> 00:03:22,025
<font size="71">A sherwani for my sher (tiger).</font>

58
00:03:23,265 --> 00:03:24,785
<font size="71">This sherwani is nice.</font>

59
00:03:24,905 --> 00:03:27,825
<font size="71">But what's nicer is that
you called dad a tiger.</font>

60
00:03:30,145 --> 00:03:31,745
<font size="71">Again,
you're talking like your dad!</font>

61
00:03:33,745 --> 00:03:36,265
<font size="71">This is for you.
I've called you a tiger.</font>

62
00:03:39,745 --> 00:03:41,785
<font size="71">This... This is for me!</font>

63
00:03:42,545 --> 00:03:44,865
<font size="71">Listen, this is the first wedding</font>

64
00:03:44,945 --> 00:03:47,345
<font size="71">in Naina's family
since your wedding.</font>

65
00:03:47,425 --> 00:03:49,025
<font size="71">People will see you
for the first time</font>

66
00:03:49,465 --> 00:03:51,065
<font size="71">and they will judge me.</font>

67
00:03:52,625 --> 00:03:54,985
<font size="71">Come on,
try it on and check the fitting.</font>

68
00:03:55,065 --> 00:03:56,705
<font size="71">But mom...</font>

69
00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,625
<font size="71">Is it necessary to wear a sherwani?</font>

70
00:04:01,545 --> 00:04:03,385
<font size="71">My son, I am a letdown in our side</font>

71
00:04:03,465 --> 00:04:05,385
<font size="71">of the family
because of your father.</font>

72
00:04:06,185 --> 00:04:07,625
<font size="71">If you want</font>

73
00:04:07,905 --> 00:04:11,625
<font size="71">Naina's relatives to
question my methods of raising you</font>

74
00:04:12,025 --> 00:04:13,465
<font size="71">then don't wear it.</font>

75
00:04:16,425 --> 00:04:17,785
<font size="71">Well...</font>

76
00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:21,785
<font size="71">It's such a beautiful color.</font>

77
00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:00,985
<font size="71">Hello, Alpha One!</font>

78
00:05:01,865 --> 00:05:04,225
<font size="71">Do you have any information
about the groom's family?</font>

79
00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:07,305
<font size="71">Find out soon.
The wedding is tonight.</font>

80
00:05:07,465 --> 00:05:08,585
<font size="71">Come on, do it fast.</font>

81
00:05:08,865 --> 00:05:10,265
<font size="71">Okay. Over and out.</font>

82
00:05:11,425 --> 00:05:12,825
<font size="71">- VK.
- Yes.</font>

83
00:05:12,945 --> 00:05:15,505
<font size="71">Today I am learning to
invoke the spirit guides.</font>

84
00:05:15,825 --> 00:05:17,825
<font size="71">They can come in any form.</font>

85
00:05:19,105 --> 00:05:21,065
<font size="71">So if a creature like
a monkey, crow, or pigeon...</font>

86
00:05:21,145 --> 00:05:23,385
<font size="71">...enters the house, then
don't drive them away.</font>

87
00:05:32,105 --> 00:05:34,825
<font size="71">Do the spirit guides ring
the bell when they come?</font>

88
00:05:37,665 --> 00:05:39,345
<font size="71">Mr. Sarnaik.</font>

89
00:05:39,745 --> 00:05:42,585
<font size="71">Manjari, it's Mr. Shastri,
not a monkey, crow or a pigeon.</font>

90
00:05:43,425 --> 00:05:46,145
<font size="71">Didn't you like that I came here?</font>

91
00:05:46,585 --> 00:05:49,665
<font size="71">No, Mr. Shastri.
He speaks nonsense.</font>

92
00:05:49,865 --> 00:05:52,465
<font size="71">I like it very much when you
come to ask for something.</font>

93
00:05:53,945 --> 00:05:55,545
<font size="71">What do you want today?</font>

94
00:05:58,105 --> 00:06:01,265
<font size="71">I want shelter for
some homeless people.</font>

95
00:06:01,745 --> 00:06:03,145
<font size="71">People!</font>

96
00:06:03,745 --> 00:06:05,225
<font size="71">Do you have their papers?</font>

97
00:06:05,625 --> 00:06:07,385
<font size="71">Passport, Pan Card, Aadhar card?</font>

98
00:06:08,145 --> 00:06:09,505
<font size="71">No, I don't have the papers.</font>

99
00:06:09,985 --> 00:06:11,825
<font size="71">Then they are intruders.</font>

100
00:06:12,425 --> 00:06:13,905
<font size="71">Yes, they intrude into the soil.</font>

101
00:06:15,465 --> 00:06:17,345
<font size="71">I'm so sorry. I have to take this.</font>

102
00:06:18,465 --> 00:06:20,065
<font size="71">- Please come inside.
- Hello, Alpha Two.</font>

103
00:06:20,665 --> 00:06:22,345
<font size="71">Mrs. Sarnaik, this...</font>

104
00:06:22,545 --> 00:06:24,505
<font size="71">Probably,
the spirit guides have arrived.</font>

105
00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:26,305
<font size="71">Please wait, I'll be right back.</font>

106
00:06:27,665 --> 00:06:28,985
<font size="71">Listen...</font>

107
00:06:31,185 --> 00:06:33,425
<font size="71">They both left,
what do I do with...</font>

108
00:06:35,625 --> 00:06:36,985
<font size="71">What do I do...</font>

109
00:06:42,785 --> 00:06:44,185
<font size="71">Oh, the spirit guides!</font>

110
00:06:45,785 --> 00:06:47,905
<font size="71">I know, you are here.</font>

111
00:06:48,425 --> 00:06:49,985
<font size="71">I can feel you.</font>

112
00:06:57,065 --> 00:06:59,105
<font size="71">They weren't the spirit
guides, Mr. Shastri.</font>

113
00:06:59,185 --> 00:07:01,065
<font size="71">It was a crow, it flew away.</font>

114
00:07:02,745 --> 00:07:04,625
<font size="71">Mr. Shastri has also left.</font>

115
00:07:05,665 --> 00:07:07,465
<font size="71">Has he returned home?</font>

116
00:07:29,665 --> 00:07:31,305
<font size="71">Are you a spirit guide?</font>

117
00:07:48,145 --> 00:07:49,585
<font size="71">God</font>

118
00:07:50,305 --> 00:07:54,825
<font size="71">if You care about humanity
then this won't fit me.</font>

119
00:08:00,665 --> 00:08:02,185
<font size="71">Hey, look what I've got.</font>

120
00:08:06,905 --> 00:08:08,665
<font size="71">Where did that sherwani come from?</font>

121
00:08:10,985 --> 00:08:12,945
<font size="71">I bought it for our wedding.</font>

122
00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:16,265
<font size="71">I didn't wear it.
I was thinking, I</font>

123
00:08:16,345 --> 00:08:17,905
<font size="71">should wear it today
for the wedding.</font>

124
00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:19,665
<font size="71">No way!</font>

125
00:08:19,745 --> 00:08:22,505
<font size="71">You look like
the Magician Goga in this.</font>

126
00:08:31,785 --> 00:08:33,825
<font size="71">So you bought this
sherwani for our wedding!</font>

127
00:08:33,945 --> 00:08:35,945
<font size="71">- Hmm.
- How much did it cost?</font>

128
00:08:37,425 --> 00:08:40,265
<font size="71">You know, some 40,000 or something.</font>

129
00:08:40,345 --> 00:08:41,705
<font size="71">The bill says, 8,000.</font>

130
00:08:44,145 --> 00:08:46,665
<font size="71">- What bill?
- It's yesterday's date.</font>

131
00:08:48,345 --> 00:08:49,825
<font size="71">Your mother's name
is written on it.</font>

132
00:08:55,665 --> 00:08:57,225
<font size="71">Your mom wants</font>

133
00:08:57,705 --> 00:09:00,185
<font size="71">you to wear this
sherwani for the wedding.</font>

134
00:09:03,465 --> 00:09:06,025
<font size="71">- So are you going to
refuse her or should I go? - No.</font>

135
00:09:08,345 --> 00:09:09,865
<font size="71">I will go.</font>

136
00:09:12,705 --> 00:09:14,185
<font size="71">Goga.</font>

137
00:09:14,945 --> 00:09:16,545
<font size="71">Can you do it?</font>

138
00:09:24,505 --> 00:09:27,825
<font size="71">Our son looks like a prince, right?</font>

139
00:09:28,025 --> 00:09:31,345
<font size="71">Yes, he looks like Magician Goga.</font>

140
00:09:33,025 --> 00:09:35,185
<font size="71">- Dad!
- What, dad?</font>

141
00:09:35,305 --> 00:09:37,425
<font size="71">It looks like you're
wearing a tent.</font>

142
00:09:40,065 --> 00:09:41,225
<font size="71">Don't pay attention to him.</font>

143
00:09:41,465 --> 00:09:43,385
<font size="71">He has no sense of fashion.</font>

144
00:09:43,905 --> 00:09:46,585
<font size="71">I see!
So you made him wear the tent.</font>

145
00:09:50,425 --> 00:09:52,945
<font size="71">No. Wear it. Never mind, son.</font>

146
00:09:53,025 --> 00:09:55,785
<font size="71">Their family has an old
tradition of wearing tents.</font>

147
00:09:58,305 --> 00:10:00,865
<font size="71">They also made me wear a
sherwani at my wedding.</font>

148
00:10:01,585 --> 00:10:03,265
<font size="71">It is because you came
wearing an old set of</font>

149
00:10:03,345 --> 00:10:05,345
<font size="71">Kurta-pajama at your own wedding.</font>

150
00:10:08,105 --> 00:10:11,625
<font size="71">When you sat on the dais, all the
guests could see that it was torn.</font>

151
00:10:13,065 --> 00:10:16,585
<font size="71">Then my dad given you
his sherwani to wear.</font>

152
00:10:19,465 --> 00:10:22,865
<font size="71">- Call the dry cleaner and
get my saree delivered. - Okay.</font>

153
00:10:24,385 --> 00:10:27,265
<font size="71">Phone? Where is my phone?</font>

154
00:10:29,945 --> 00:10:32,425
<font size="71">Oh God! He has lost another phone!</font>

155
00:10:33,505 --> 00:10:36,105
<font size="71">I haven't lost it.
I must have left it somewhere.</font>

156
00:10:36,305 --> 00:10:38,065
<font size="71">That is called losing it.</font>

157
00:10:39,265 --> 00:10:40,625
<font size="71">Let me go.</font>

158
00:10:43,265 --> 00:10:45,745
<font size="71">I think, you sherwani is amazing.</font>

159
00:10:45,825 --> 00:10:48,065
<font size="71">I am very happy.</font>

160
00:10:48,905 --> 00:10:50,545
<font size="71">- Did you show it to Naina?
- Yes.</font>

161
00:10:50,985 --> 00:10:53,705
<font size="71">- What did she say?
- She got upset, mom.</font>

162
00:10:55,865 --> 00:10:57,345
<font size="71">Naina didn't like the sherwani.</font>

163
00:10:58,905 --> 00:11:00,465
<font size="71">She liked it very much.</font>

164
00:11:00,905 --> 00:11:02,625
<font size="71">That's why she got upset.</font>

165
00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:06,745
<font size="71">Because Naina is
wearing a western gown.</font>

166
00:11:06,985 --> 00:11:09,225
<font size="71">And I'm wearing this, a sherwani.</font>

167
00:11:09,425 --> 00:11:11,385
<font size="71">So it is not a match.</font>

168
00:11:11,465 --> 00:11:13,025
<font size="71">The combination is not good.</font>

169
00:11:15,105 --> 00:11:16,825
<font size="71">The combination
needs to be changed.</font>

170
00:11:17,265 --> 00:11:18,905
<font size="71">Do one thing,</font>

171
00:11:19,425 --> 00:11:20,905
<font size="71">tell Naina to wear a saree.</font>

172
00:11:23,865 --> 00:11:25,905
<font size="71">Naina doesn't have a saree.</font>

173
00:11:27,225 --> 00:11:28,505
<font size="71">Oh!</font>

174
00:11:29,265 --> 00:11:31,305
<font size="71">- That's a problem.
- Yes.</font>

175
00:11:45,785 --> 00:11:47,265
<font size="71">Yes. Talk to me, Alpha Three.</font>

176
00:11:49,425 --> 00:11:51,025
<font size="71">I knew it.</font>

177
00:11:51,185 --> 00:11:53,305
<font size="71">There was always
something suspicious.</font>

178
00:11:53,705 --> 00:11:55,905
<font size="71">Yes. Hold on.</font>

179
00:12:06,065 --> 00:12:07,345
<font size="71">Mrs. Shastri.</font>

180
00:12:07,825 --> 00:12:11,785
<font size="71">I can't find my phone.
Did I leave it here by mistake?</font>

181
00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:14,105
<font size="71">No, it's not here.</font>

182
00:12:14,585 --> 00:12:16,545
<font size="71">I can find it if you want.</font>

183
00:12:16,625 --> 00:12:19,585
<font size="71">I rang it many times
but I couldn't find it.</font>

184
00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:22,145
<font size="71">You can't find it by ringing.</font>

185
00:12:22,225 --> 00:12:23,705
<font size="71">You will find it by
sending a message.</font>

186
00:12:24,305 --> 00:12:26,145
<font size="71">What are you saying, Mrs. Sarnaik?</font>

187
00:12:26,225 --> 00:12:28,305
<font size="71">I will send a message only
if I can find the phone.</font>

188
00:12:28,625 --> 00:12:31,025
<font size="71">You don't get it.</font>

189
00:12:31,105 --> 00:12:34,025
<font size="71">We will ask the
plant, it will answer.</font>

190
00:12:34,345 --> 00:12:37,585
<font size="71">Yes. Come with me.</font>

191
00:12:46,825 --> 00:12:50,865
<font size="71">Mrs. Sarnaik, it doesn't even give
fruit, how will it give an answer?</font>

192
00:12:53,265 --> 00:12:55,465
<font size="71">It's not a plant, Giriraj.</font>

193
00:12:55,785 --> 00:12:57,225
<font size="71">What?</font>

194
00:12:57,665 --> 00:12:58,985
<font size="71">It's a spirit guide.</font>

195
00:13:01,145 --> 00:13:03,665
<font size="71">You just sit quietly
and watch its miracle.</font>

196
00:13:04,025 --> 00:13:05,745
<font size="71">- Fold your hands.
- Fold my hands. Okay.</font>

197
00:13:07,105 --> 00:13:09,825
<font size="71">O Spirit Guide, he is Giriraj.</font>

198
00:13:09,905 --> 00:13:13,465
<font size="71">Giriraj Shastri, clan Bharadwaj,
lane number 6.</font>

199
00:13:13,625 --> 00:13:14,985
<font size="71">Kanpur.</font>

200
00:13:16,265 --> 00:13:19,505
<font size="71">O Spirit Guide,
he has lost his phone.</font>

201
00:13:19,585 --> 00:13:22,105
<font size="71">Does the Paan vendor have
his phone?</font>

202
00:13:26,625 --> 00:13:28,785
<font size="71">There must be thousands
of Paan vendors in this city.</font>

203
00:13:28,865 --> 00:13:31,905
<font size="71">Ask it if Prakash Paan
vendor has the phone.</font>

204
00:13:32,705 --> 00:13:34,985
<font size="71">O Spirit Guide,
does Prakash Paan vendor</font>

205
00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:37,345
<font size="71">have his phone?</font>

206
00:13:41,305 --> 00:13:42,625
<font size="71">See?</font>

207
00:13:42,705 --> 00:13:44,705
<font size="71">I told you, it won't answer.</font>

208
00:13:47,985 --> 00:13:52,025
<font size="71">I think, it is hesitating
in your presence.</font>

209
00:13:53,665 --> 00:13:56,505
<font size="71">I will ask it in privacy</font>

210
00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:59,225
<font size="71">and I will let you
know whatever it says.</font>

211
00:14:00,385 --> 00:14:01,825
<font size="71">- Okay.
- Right.</font>

212
00:14:13,145 --> 00:14:16,585
<font size="71">O Spirit Guide, Giriraj has left.</font>

213
00:14:16,665 --> 00:14:18,865
<font size="71">No need to hesitate anymore.</font>

214
00:14:19,265 --> 00:14:22,425
<font size="71">I fully trust you
and believe in you.</font>

215
00:14:23,025 --> 00:14:26,945
<font size="71">Is Giriraj's phone in this house?</font>

216
00:14:33,385 --> 00:14:37,745
<font size="71">Is Giriraj's phone in our house?</font>

217
00:14:57,585 --> 00:14:59,065
<font size="71">Naina.</font>

218
00:15:02,545 --> 00:15:04,905
<font size="71">You didn't keep the dining
table that I gave you.</font>

219
00:15:05,345 --> 00:15:07,425
<font size="71">Now you must keep this gift.</font>

220
00:15:07,505 --> 00:15:08,785
<font size="71">Don't refuse.</font>

221
00:15:17,825 --> 00:15:19,465
<font size="71">A saree!</font>

222
00:15:21,585 --> 00:15:23,985
<font size="71">Mother, it's very beautiful.
Thank you.</font>

223
00:15:25,105 --> 00:15:27,065
<font size="71">I will wear it on
some special occasion.</font>

224
00:15:28,905 --> 00:15:31,705
<font size="71">What could be more of a special
occasion than today?</font>

225
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,705
<font size="71">You liked Sameer's sherwani a lot.</font>

226
00:15:34,865 --> 00:15:36,705
<font size="71">Now you've liked the saree too.</font>

227
00:15:36,785 --> 00:15:38,625
<font size="71">Both of you must wear
your outfits in the evening.</font>

228
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:40,865
<font size="71">You will look very good together.
A matching combination.</font>

229
00:15:43,865 --> 00:15:47,625
<font size="71">Who told you that I
liked Sameer's sherwani?</font>

230
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,585
<font size="71">Sameer said so.</font>

231
00:15:50,225 --> 00:15:52,865
<font size="71">He told me, you got very upset</font>

232
00:15:52,945 --> 00:15:56,585
<font size="71">that you don't have any dress
that matches with his sherwani.</font>

233
00:15:56,865 --> 00:15:58,305
<font size="71">I couldn't control myself.</font>

234
00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:01,705
<font size="71">I had kept this to
give to you on Diwali.</font>

235
00:16:02,585 --> 00:16:04,385
<font size="71">Happy Diwali!</font>

236
00:16:06,705 --> 00:16:08,785
<font size="71">Mother,
you shouldn't have done this.</font>

237
00:16:08,865 --> 00:16:11,465
<font size="71">I am very happy that
I could help you.</font>

238
00:16:12,825 --> 00:16:15,745
<font size="71">Mother,
Sameer told you that I was upset,</font>

239
00:16:15,905 --> 00:16:18,025
<font size="71">but didn't he tell you</font>

240
00:16:18,105 --> 00:16:19,625
<font size="71">that he is going to
wear a suit I gave</font>

241
00:16:19,705 --> 00:16:21,065
<font size="71">him in the evening,
not a sherwani?</font>

242
00:16:21,585 --> 00:16:23,665
<font size="71">Right, Sameer?</font>

243
00:16:29,985 --> 00:16:32,985
<font size="71">You didn't tell me that.
Right, Sameer?</font>

244
00:16:38,225 --> 00:16:41,785
<font size="71">Mother, he didn't tell you because
you might've gotten offended.</font>

245
00:16:41,865 --> 00:16:43,785
<font size="71">Right, Sameer?</font>

246
00:16:48,985 --> 00:16:52,305
<font size="71">No, Naina.
I think, he is afraid of you.</font>

247
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:55,625
<font size="71">Actually,
he wants to wear a sherwani.</font>

248
00:16:55,705 --> 00:16:57,305
<font size="71">Right, Sameer?</font>

249
00:16:58,865 --> 00:17:01,465
<font size="71">- Hmm.
- Mother...</font>

250
00:17:01,905 --> 00:17:04,705
<font size="71">Sameer makes his own
decisions in this house.</font>

251
00:17:05,145 --> 00:17:07,705
<font size="71">Why don't you tell her that today</font>

252
00:17:08,145 --> 00:17:09,665
<font size="71">you want to wear a suit?</font>

253
00:17:11,745 --> 00:17:13,225
<font size="71">Yes, my son.</font>

254
00:17:13,425 --> 00:17:14,705
<font size="71">Tell me, what do you think?</font>

255
00:17:14,785 --> 00:17:17,585
<font size="71">What do you want to do?
Don't be pressurized.</font>

256
00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:19,625
<font size="71">Alright then.</font>

257
00:17:20,025 --> 00:17:22,305
<font size="71">Both of you have decided</font>

258
00:17:22,505 --> 00:17:24,625
<font size="71">that I can decide to wear</font>

259
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,465
<font size="71">whatever I want.</font>

260
00:17:30,385 --> 00:17:33,305
<font size="71">If you don't want to wear
the outfit of my choice</font>

261
00:17:34,105 --> 00:17:36,705
<font size="71">then don't take me to
the wedding with you.</font>

262
00:17:37,785 --> 00:17:39,865
<font size="71">- Mom.
- If your outfit</font>

263
00:17:39,945 --> 00:17:41,665
<font size="71">doesn't match with my gown</font>

264
00:17:41,745 --> 00:17:43,665
<font size="71">then don't come to
the wedding with me.</font>

265
00:17:49,545 --> 00:17:51,025
<font size="71">Oh God!</font>

266
00:17:51,145 --> 00:17:53,465
<font size="71">You aren't compassionate at all!</font>

267
00:18:02,465 --> 00:18:04,705
<font size="71">Rambhajan,
you're living a carefree life.</font>

268
00:18:04,985 --> 00:18:09,105
<font size="71">A fun life, no stress about
a phone, no nagging by a wife.</font>

269
00:18:09,385 --> 00:18:10,905
<font size="71">A carefree life.</font>

270
00:18:11,865 --> 00:18:13,545
<font size="71">You are right, dad.</font>

271
00:18:14,225 --> 00:18:16,225
<font size="71">I wish, I was also Rambhajan.</font>

272
00:18:18,505 --> 00:18:20,145
<font size="71">My life would've been carefree.</font>

273
00:18:20,545 --> 00:18:22,025
<font size="71">What happened?</font>

274
00:18:22,345 --> 00:18:23,985
<font size="71">Why are you acting
like an old husband</font>

275
00:18:24,105 --> 00:18:26,265
<font size="71">just a month after your marriage?</font>

276
00:18:30,385 --> 00:18:31,945
<font size="71">- Dad...
- Yes?</font>

277
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:34,905
<font size="71">Who would you choose if you have to</font>

278
00:18:34,985 --> 00:18:37,145
<font size="71">choose between your
mother and wife?</font>

279
00:18:38,905 --> 00:18:40,425
<font size="71">Nothing much to think about.</font>

280
00:18:40,505 --> 00:18:42,105
<font size="71">Just choose the wife.</font>

281
00:18:43,505 --> 00:18:46,945
<font size="71">So, between mom and Naina,
I should take Naina's side.</font>

282
00:18:47,385 --> 00:18:48,865
<font size="71">Umm...</font>

283
00:18:54,265 --> 00:18:58,665
<font size="71">Choose the wife. Choose my wife.</font>

284
00:18:59,145 --> 00:19:01,145
<font size="71">I see. That means,</font>

285
00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:06,025
<font size="71">you would've also chosen
your mother over your wife.</font>

286
00:19:09,945 --> 00:19:11,465
<font size="71">When did I say that?</font>

287
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:15,065
<font size="71">You just said, 'my wife.'
I mean, my...</font>

288
00:19:17,745 --> 00:19:19,905
<font size="71">Why are you backing off now?</font>

289
00:19:19,985 --> 00:19:22,305
<font size="71">I am backing off because
you are not backing off.</font>

290
00:19:36,825 --> 00:19:38,025
<font size="71">Did you get your answer?</font>

291
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:40,865
<font size="71">Sherwani.</font>

292
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:50,745
<font size="71">To think,
he came for advice from you.</font>

293
00:19:52,105 --> 00:19:54,625
<font size="71">People from all over the world
come to me to seek advice.</font>

294
00:19:56,105 --> 00:19:57,825
<font size="71">My discoveries are
taught in different</font>

295
00:19:57,905 --> 00:19:59,425
<font size="71">universities of the country.</font>

296
00:19:59,505 --> 00:20:01,225
<font size="71">I have made 6 discoveries.</font>

297
00:20:01,705 --> 00:20:04,265
<font size="71">- Have you discovered your phone?
- I am going to.</font>

298
00:20:11,865 --> 00:20:15,025
<font size="71">I knew it. I got the proof.</font>

299
00:20:15,425 --> 00:20:19,465
<font size="71">I knew that my brother cannot
find such a good alliance.</font>

300
00:20:20,625 --> 00:20:23,745
<font size="71">- What happened? - The groom's
family is a bunch of liars.</font>

301
00:20:23,905 --> 00:20:26,345
<font size="71">They said, they own four factories.</font>

302
00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:29,385
<font size="71">They don't.
They only own three factories.</font>

303
00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:31,385
<font size="71">One is owned in partnership.</font>

304
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:34,105
<font size="71">Yes, I know.</font>

305
00:20:34,785 --> 00:20:35,825
<font size="71">What?</font>

306
00:20:36,785 --> 00:20:37,905
<font size="71">You knew?</font>

307
00:20:37,985 --> 00:20:39,465
<font size="71">Yes, everyone knows.</font>

308
00:20:42,265 --> 00:20:44,265
<font size="71">Everyone knows!</font>

309
00:20:44,345 --> 00:20:46,145
<font size="71">But nobody told me.</font>

310
00:20:47,745 --> 00:20:50,825
<font size="71">I investigated for three
weeks and found that fact.</font>

311
00:20:51,465 --> 00:20:55,065
<font size="71">You should've asked me, I would've
told you in three seconds.</font>

312
00:21:01,225 --> 00:21:03,425
<font size="71">Curse you, Alpha One.</font>

313
00:21:04,145 --> 00:21:06,425
<font size="71">Sameer, you are not ready yet.</font>

314
00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:10,145
<font size="71">- Why are you here?
- I need some advice from you.</font>

315
00:21:14,705 --> 00:21:16,785
<font size="71">Come in.</font>

316
00:21:18,065 --> 00:21:21,505
<font size="71">Today seems to be your lucky day.</font>

317
00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:23,305
<font size="71">- Ask away.
- Well...</font>

318
00:21:23,985 --> 00:21:27,505
<font size="71">Sir, between your mother</font>

319
00:21:27,825 --> 00:21:30,705
<font size="71">and wife, if you have chose
someone then who will you choose?</font>

320
00:21:30,785 --> 00:21:33,025
<font size="71">- Of course, mother.
- I see.</font>

321
00:21:33,505 --> 00:21:37,105
<font size="71">So if I take mom's side, not Naina</font>

322
00:21:37,425 --> 00:21:38,705
<font size="71">then there's no problem.</font>

323
00:21:41,305 --> 00:21:43,065
<font size="71">Oi!</font>

324
00:21:43,825 --> 00:21:45,305
<font size="71">When did I say that?</font>

325
00:21:47,065 --> 00:21:49,985
<font size="71">- You just said, 'mother'.
- India.</font>

326
00:21:52,825 --> 00:21:55,105
<font size="71">Mother India.</font>

327
00:21:56,425 --> 00:21:58,065
<font size="71">Mother India.</font>

328
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,665
<font size="71">Mother earth.</font>

329
00:22:00,865 --> 00:22:02,505
<font size="71">Are we playing a game?</font>

330
00:22:03,385 --> 00:22:06,625
<font size="71">Okay, Ma (mother) Ritambra.</font>

331
00:22:06,865 --> 00:22:09,065
<font size="71">Ma Anand Sheela.</font>

332
00:22:09,465 --> 00:22:11,665
<font size="71">Madonna.</font>

333
00:22:16,465 --> 00:22:17,705
<font size="71">2-1!</font>

334
00:22:23,985 --> 00:22:25,585
<font size="71">Manjari.</font>

335
00:22:27,745 --> 00:22:30,225
<font size="71">Time-out!
Time-out!</font>

336
00:22:30,825 --> 00:22:32,585
<font size="71">Let's go. Fast!</font>

337
00:22:35,025 --> 00:22:37,625
<font size="71">Sameer, any problem?</font>

338
00:22:44,945 --> 00:22:47,665
<font size="71">- Is it going to tell?
- Be respectful.</font>

339
00:22:49,385 --> 00:22:51,905
<font size="71">Close your eyes, fold your hands.</font>

340
00:22:52,825 --> 00:22:56,825
<font size="71">O Spirit Guide,
should Sameer wear a suit?</font>

341
00:23:02,105 --> 00:23:05,785
<font size="71">It said, yes!
My son, you got the answer.</font>

342
00:23:07,265 --> 00:23:10,025
<font size="71">Yes, but you didn't
tell the Spirit Guide</font>

343
00:23:10,385 --> 00:23:12,025
<font size="71">about the option of Sherwani.</font>

344
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,705
<font size="71">Yes. I'll try again.</font>

345
00:23:15,785 --> 00:23:17,625
<font size="71">O Spirit Guide!</font>

346
00:23:17,905 --> 00:23:20,705
<font size="71">Should Sameer wear a sherwani?</font>

347
00:23:26,825 --> 00:23:28,305
<font size="71">It's saying, 'yes'.</font>

348
00:23:31,385 --> 00:23:32,785
<font size="71">Oh!</font>

349
00:23:33,025 --> 00:23:34,785
<font size="71">It said yes for both.</font>

350
00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:41,505
<font size="71">I am sorry, my son.</font>

351
00:23:41,585 --> 00:23:44,745
<font size="71">Even the Spirit Guide doesn't
have the solution to your problem.</font>

352
00:23:44,985 --> 00:23:47,185
<font size="71">- Sorry.
- I think so too.</font>

353
00:23:47,745 --> 00:23:49,705
<font size="71">Anyway. Thanks, mother.</font>

354
00:23:49,785 --> 00:23:52,105
<font size="71">- Oh, it's okay.
- Spirit Guide.</font>

355
00:24:03,785 --> 00:24:07,745
<font size="71">I didn't say anything then why...</font>

356
00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:14,865
<font size="71">VK! VK!</font>

357
00:24:25,625 --> 00:24:27,425
<font size="71">Earthworms!</font>

358
00:24:27,545 --> 00:24:29,225
<font size="71">VK! VK!</font>

359
00:24:29,305 --> 00:24:30,905
<font size="71">VK!</font>

360
00:24:39,945 --> 00:24:42,425
<font size="71">Alright. Let's go. I'm ready.</font>

361
00:24:43,625 --> 00:24:46,745
<font size="71">What are you wearing? I've hung up
a sherwani for you in the room.</font>

362
00:24:47,305 --> 00:24:48,465
<font size="71">Will you go like
this to the wedding?</font>

363
00:24:48,545 --> 00:24:51,585
<font size="71">I feel suffocated in a sherwani.
I can't breath.</font>

364
00:24:51,665 --> 00:24:53,425
<font size="71">We are going to a wedding.</font>

365
00:24:53,665 --> 00:24:56,225
<font size="71">What will people say
if you go like this?</font>

366
00:24:56,545 --> 00:24:59,185
<font size="71">People will talk to
me, not to my clothes.</font>

367
00:25:00,825 --> 00:25:02,385
<font size="71">I am a very good conversationalist.</font>

368
00:25:03,865 --> 00:25:06,825
<font size="71">Don't stand next to me
for photos if you're</font>

369
00:25:06,905 --> 00:25:08,345
<font size="71">going to the wedding like this.</font>

370
00:25:08,545 --> 00:25:09,745
<font size="71">Thank you!</font>

371
00:25:10,025 --> 00:25:11,065
<font size="71">Did you find the phone?</font>

372
00:25:11,265 --> 00:25:13,185
<font size="71">It's lost.</font>

373
00:25:14,305 --> 00:25:17,585
<font size="71">God doesn't love me so much
yet that I'll raise my hand</font>

374
00:25:17,665 --> 00:25:19,345
<font size="71">and He will put the
phone in my hand.</font>

375
00:25:19,625 --> 00:25:21,465
<font size="71">Look. This...</font>

376
00:25:22,945 --> 00:25:26,825
<font size="71">Had I asked for something
else, I would've gotten it.</font>

377
00:25:26,905 --> 00:25:28,905
<font size="71">Lord, you are truly great.</font>

378
00:25:30,945 --> 00:25:32,505
<font size="71">This is not the Lord's grace
at work.</font>

379
00:25:34,025 --> 00:25:35,465
<font size="71">It's your fault.</font>

380
00:25:36,305 --> 00:25:37,305
<font size="71">- Me?
- Yes.</font>

381
00:25:37,425 --> 00:25:40,865
<font size="71">When you came our place to leave
your earthworms in our planter</font>

382
00:25:42,265 --> 00:25:44,225
<font size="71">then you left your phone
in there as well.</font>

383
00:25:45,025 --> 00:25:46,705
<font size="71">You left the earthworms
in their house!</font>

384
00:25:46,785 --> 00:25:48,865
<font size="71">Well, I thought,</font>

385
00:25:49,025 --> 00:25:50,585
<font size="71">they will grow up
and become decent adults</font>

386
00:25:50,665 --> 00:25:52,305
<font size="71">if they live in the house of
good people.</font>

387
00:26:01,905 --> 00:26:03,465
<font size="71">Oh, Naina.</font>

388
00:26:03,545 --> 00:26:06,145
<font size="71">- You are looking so beautiful
in this gown. - Thanks, mom!</font>

389
00:26:06,225 --> 00:26:08,345
<font size="71">Right, Mrs. Shastri?</font>

390
00:26:08,545 --> 00:26:10,305
<font size="71">The gown is
looking very beautiful indeed.</font>

391
00:26:10,385 --> 00:26:12,585
<font size="71">Naina would too if she had
applied some vermilion.</font>

392
00:26:15,425 --> 00:26:16,985
<font size="71">14:00 hrs.</font>

393
00:26:17,345 --> 00:26:18,705
<font size="71">We are getting late.</font>

394
00:26:20,465 --> 00:26:22,025
<font size="71">Where is this lazy boy?</font>

395
00:26:23,945 --> 00:26:26,625
<font size="71">Dad, he's locked himself in
the bathroom since half an hour</font>

396
00:26:26,705 --> 00:26:28,025
<font size="71">and he is getting ready.</font>

397
00:26:41,945 --> 00:26:45,065
<font size="71">Great! Even I never
looked so ridiculous.</font>

398
00:26:48,785 --> 00:26:50,665
<font size="71">Is this a joke, Sameer?</font>

399
00:26:50,825 --> 00:26:53,305
<font size="71">It's not a joke.
This is the reality of my life.</font>

400
00:26:56,345 --> 00:26:59,145
<font size="71">I wanted to go with Naina</font>

401
00:27:00,425 --> 00:27:02,545
<font size="71">and take mom with me.</font>

402
00:27:02,785 --> 00:27:04,385
<font size="71">I have to keep both of them happy.</font>

403
00:27:04,705 --> 00:27:06,265
<font size="71">So I put on both.</font>

404
00:27:12,065 --> 00:27:13,265
<font size="71">Are both of you happy now?</font>

405
00:27:14,385 --> 00:27:15,505
<font size="71">How do I look?</font>

406
00:27:20,385 --> 00:27:21,745
<font size="71">I am sorry, Sameer.</font>

407
00:27:23,465 --> 00:27:25,585
<font size="71">I shouldn't have forced
my choice upon you.</font>

408
00:27:28,225 --> 00:27:29,585
<font size="71">Go and remove the suit.</font>

409
00:27:30,025 --> 00:27:31,505
<font size="71">- Are you sure?
- Yes.</font>

410
00:27:31,865 --> 00:27:34,305
<font size="71">I would never want you to
get embarrassed because of me.</font>

411
00:27:35,225 --> 00:27:36,625
<font size="71">Nice!</font>

412
00:27:38,305 --> 00:27:39,545
<font size="71">I wouldn't want that, either.</font>

413
00:27:43,385 --> 00:27:45,865
<font size="71">Sameer, remove your sherwani.</font>

414
00:27:46,185 --> 00:27:47,785
<font size="71">Go and wear the suit.</font>

415
00:27:52,545 --> 00:27:53,745
<font size="71">No, mother.</font>

416
00:27:54,265 --> 00:27:56,745
<font size="71">You bought this sherwani for him
with so much affection.</font>

417
00:27:56,985 --> 00:27:58,345
<font size="71">You must wear
the sherwani, Sameer.</font>

418
00:27:58,505 --> 00:28:01,505
<font size="71">No, the sherwani won't
match with your dress.</font>

419
00:28:03,185 --> 00:28:04,545
<font size="71">- Come on.
- Mother.</font>

420
00:28:04,825 --> 00:28:07,865
<font size="71">If it's about matching clothes,
I'll wear a saree. It's no problem.</font>

421
00:28:07,945 --> 00:28:09,545
<font size="71">- Wear a sherwani.
- Why will you wear a sari?</font>

422
00:28:09,705 --> 00:28:12,025
<font size="71">You got that gown
especially for this wedding.</font>

423
00:28:12,185 --> 00:28:15,305
<font size="71">- Right. Remove your tie.
- Mother, please!</font>

424
00:28:15,465 --> 00:28:17,385
<font size="71">Please understand...</font>

425
00:28:18,425 --> 00:28:21,585
<font size="71">- Hold on. - Mother,
I really don't have any problem.</font>

426
00:28:21,665 --> 00:28:23,665
<font size="71">I'm telling you, it will only take
me 10 minutes to wear a saree.</font>

427
00:28:23,745 --> 00:28:24,585
<font size="71">You never listen to me.</font>

428
00:28:24,745 --> 00:28:26,785
<font size="71">- I will barely take any time...
- You aren't listening to me.</font>

429
00:28:26,865 --> 00:28:28,465
<font size="71">I am listening to you.</font>

430
00:28:28,545 --> 00:28:30,465
<font size="71">I will wear a saree.
He is already wearing a sherwani.</font>

431
00:28:30,545 --> 00:28:32,305
<font size="71">It will only take 10 minutes.</font>

432
00:28:32,385 --> 00:28:33,865
<font size="71">He takes too long
to wear something.</font>

433
00:28:33,945 --> 00:28:35,145
<font size="71">You are looking
beautiful in this gown.</font>

434
00:28:35,225 --> 00:28:36,585
<font size="71">Sameer takes too
long to get ready.</font>

435
00:28:36,665 --> 00:28:37,625
<font size="71">Today, you have to listen to me.</font>

436
00:28:37,705 --> 00:28:40,585
<font size="71">- I'm telling you, mother.
- No, Naina. This is very wrong.</font>

437
00:28:40,665 --> 00:28:43,425
<font size="71">- Please listen, I am telling you.
- No, you must listen to me.</font>

438
00:28:43,585 --> 00:28:46,225
<font size="71">- Please, listen to me.
- Look! He's going away.</font>

439
00:28:46,305 --> 00:28:47,985
<font size="71">I know, you think, Sameer is...</font>

440
00:28:48,065 --> 00:28:50,225
<font size="71">- You go and make him wear the
suit. - No, I don't want to.</font>

441
00:28:50,305 --> 00:28:53,065
<font size="71">- Mother, please try to understand.
- Naina. Naina. Naina!</font>

442
00:28:53,145 --> 00:28:55,865
<font size="71">Why must you keep calling
out my name?</font>

