Om...
What are you doing?
Why are you house hunting?
For Vikrant.
Nice.
How much is the rent?
2.3
2.3 lakhs?
It's a bit much.
Crores!
What?
Is Vikrant planning to buy the house?
Can they even afford it?
I didn't ask but...
....I thought I'll help him.
How will you help?
You remember I made some money off those blue-chip stocks last year?
I thought I'll spare some.
You'll give money and they'll take it?
I don't know. I just want to be a good brother, baby! C'mon.
Be a good husband first.
What do you mean you'll give the spare money?
We even have a spare sofa. Give that too!
And anyway I know Vikrant.
- Baby... - If he wants to buy a house...
....he can figure it out.
Baby, first you figure this out. What are you making me do?
No, you figure it out yourself.
You anyway figure out everything yourself.
Nisha, please come here.
Yes.
- Yes? - Akash is coming today.
Clean the guestroom, okay?
Is Akash coming?
Wow! He's coming after many days, right?
Prerna will be thrilled.
Since they were kids I wanted them...
Nisha, please give those avocados to dad.
Okay.
Well, those two...
- ...will make a great pair. - Nisha.
- Avocados. - Yes.
Why is she so nosy?
Why do we have to share the same maid with your parents?
She knows me since my childhood.
Even I know you since childhood.
But that doesn't mean I like to be around you all the time.
This family has no concept of space.
I love you.
Om...
What's the problem with renting a bigger place?
- Who do you think is right? - Mamma.
Yes, that's right.
We can save money for your education and future...
...when papa listens to...
Mamma!
Exactly.
At least one man in this house understands...
...that I make sense.
Wait till he starts saying papa.
Then just watch.
Where to?
Well, I'm meeting Dhruv.
I see. Okay, do me a favour.
Zia has to become a bedbug in fancy dress.
- Bedbug? - Don't ask.
Some world school thing, I don't know...
Love all living beings, right?
Mamma, I am a bedbug with inner beauty.
Child, bedbugs bite us.
So you don't have to think about their inner beauty.
Okay? Take her please.
Sunita is on leave. I have lots of appraisal work to finish.
I also have to cook for the potluck.
Akansha, I don't even know what a bedbug looks like!
Figure it out then, Vikrant.
Come, bedbug. Don't leave my hand, okay?
Yes, who's the smartest?
Mamma.
Madam, Dhruv and Nidhi sent avocados.
You know, Akash is coming.
I know.
Do make 'gobhi paratha' for him specially.
Yes.
Prerna likes them as well.
Yes, I said the same thing.
Prerna and Akash will make a great pair.
I meant to say Prerna also likes 'gobhi paratha'.
I'll serve breakfast.
- Well, she's right. - I know.
But why is she so eager about Prerna and Akash?
I like them together.
Like they say, I'm shipping them.
Oh god!
Why don't you get a new job?
Please I can't take you like this.
All retired...
...and doing some non sense on Instagram. I can't.
Hey! This is too much!
I never tasted avocado so I ordered it.
What kind of non sense is this?
- Prerna. - Yes?
How do you cut an avocado?
I don't know.
Don't know?
Oh my god!
Yo!
Are you free?
Oh okay.
No, that's fine.
Prerna.
Yes?
Listen, will you have avocado sandwich?
No, I'm going out with friends.
I'll make it quickly. Wait for 2 minutes.
You have to tell me how it tastes.
No, I'm getting dressed, dad.
Yes.
Papa, when will we get the costume?
Ziu baby, please, we'll leave in 2 minutes. Practice your lines for now.
I'll speak to the bro... I'll speak to this uncle.
C'mon, you're a bedbug.
Brother, you seem to be from a decent family.
We are so we look like it.
But your budget isn't good enough.
- Hey... - Please try, Kailash.
Kelly.
Kelly?
Kelly.
- He's Kelly now. - Okay.
What you saw on my YouTube channel...
...has a bigger budget than 'Bahubali'.
And your budget is worth 'Aap Mujhe Achchhe Lagne Lage'.
What to do?
What's 'Aap Mujhe Achchhe Lagne Lage'?
The movie, Hrithik...
- Okay. - Yes, budget.
Oh okay.
No, what are you saying, sir?
We'd like to see 'Gadar'.
Correct or at least up to 'No Entry', 'Welcome'.
- 'Welcome' should do. - Of course, why not?
Look Dhruv, you're a friend. I won't lie to you.
The problem is the area.
Change the area and something can be done.
- Or it's impossible. - Okay.
You won't have protein shake, right?
- No, thank you. - Thanks, so nice of you.
'Oh my small little friend lies'...
...'what is the point of house of fly?'
Very nice.
Is your daughter an actor?
- Yes. - She's a bedbug.
Bedbug?
Mom and dad had decided my wedding menu as well.
I had to take matters into my own hand.
But still...
...not the forgetful Akash!
He's, well...
better...best forgotten.
Yeah.
Bro...
Dhruv, how are you, brother?
So good to see you.
- Same here. - All sorted?
Yes, bro.
I can't find my glasses though. They were somewhere here...
Wait a second.
Oh dear!
Thanks man!
I'll get ready in 2 minutes.
- Okay. - I can't find my suitcase.
- That was also here. - It's in the room.
- Go. - Oh!
- Thank you. - We're getting late for the potluck.
- Two minutes, bro. - He hasn't changed.
Go get ready, we're getting late.
I'm ready.
Wearing that?
- Yes.. - Wear a shirt please.
- Changing. - Hurry up.
Phone...
Okay.
That's really interesting.
Yeah.
But actually, what's your profession?
I mean writing is just a hobby, right?
Right.
That's a really good question.
Thank you.
Oh, look at that. I'll just....
- ...be back in a minute. - Of course.
Thank you.
Zeeshan?
Oh hi.
Hi, Prerna.
So shall I order something for you? Do you want something?
Yes, a coffee would be great actually.
Okay, let me ask for it.
Excuse me...
Sorry, this place sucks.
Actually I really like this place.
I really don't drink this much during the day.
But a break up...
...and I hate dating apps.
I don't want small talks.
There there!
Listen I have to go now, okay? Alright, bye.
But you just came.
Yeah, I have an emergency.
Actually, there are two men inside in blue.
Tell them I had an emergency and I had to go.
Oh! Do talk to them.
Great idea. Bye see you.
Let's go.
Yes, sir. I got it, all right. Okay.
I'm ready.
Akash?
You sit, I want to talk to you.
You can do as you please.
But I just feel it's wrong.
I mean, firstly, Vikrant should do this with Akansha.
And secondly if you want give money,...
...offer it upfront.
Why does everyone in this family lie to each other?
Baby, I'll tell them. Just calm down.
Dhruv, don't ask me to calm down.
- You calm down. - Papa!
Papa!
What happened to you?
I got papa with me!
Wonder where he is. I can't find him.
Bro, show some respect.
Say ashes instead.
I don't believe in these things, bro, but mom...
Papa was preserved in an urn to be immersed in the Ganga.
If I don't find the ashes,...
...my remains will be immersed in the Ganga!
Papa...
- Papa. - Oh thank god!
- Careful. - It's better you keep this.
I'll lose it again!
- Okay. - Shall we?
Let's go.
Okay.
Let's go.
This is not over.
Of course, baby. Come, let's go.
Hi, we're home.
Vikrant, what took you so long?
I thought you were just leaving and just coming.
We were looking for the bedbug outfit.
Papa was looking for a 'Bahubali' house.
This is why he bought ice-cream.
She says anything.... By the way, what's wrong with this school?
Why is she a bedbug?
Why are we paying any fees for a bedbug?
You don't get it, do you?
Maybe I should explain it to you in writing....
...like I always do.
We can't afford a house.
Okay?
Yeah, so...
...why are you getting so stressed, Akansha?
You know, the problem is not that you were looking to purchase a house.
The problem is that you lied to me.
Technically I didn't lie. I just haven't told you yet.
Okay the point is very simple, Vikrant.
I was cooking alone here.
I organised everything.
And you were wasting time...
..looking at things we can't afford!
Why can't we just rent a bigger house?
So we'll rent it. I was just checking.
This is too much! Dhruv can buy a house...
...and do anything he likes.
I just saw a house, so it's a bad thing?
Mummy, I won't eat 'gobhi'.
I'll get it.
- This isn't over. - Okay.
Hello.
- Bro, what's up? - All good.
- Hi, Zia. - My god!
- Akash! - What's up, man?
Wow.
So good to see you man!
What's up? How are you?
You can't catch me.
- You can't catch... - What will you have?
I'll have whatever you're having.
Sure.
Tell me one thing.
Is uncle getting bored after retiring from work?
Wow! Even in Michigan you understood my dad has ample free time!
Everyday he keeps sending me memes on Instagram, bro!
What?
He started with one then two, three...
He's after me, bro!
Best of luck with dad.
I need that.
What's happening?
Potluck's happening, bro.
- Potluck? - We do it every week.
- Really? - Yeah, man.
Zia, have you seen what's on the menu?
Who's it? Grandma, grandpa?
Hello.
Hi, mom.
- Hi. - Greet me too.
Uncle, why won't I?
You stopped replying to me!
Just give a thumbs up at least.
Uncle, how's your health now?
Health?
You had some heart issues, right?
Yes, forget about it. All is well.
- Prerna! - Yes.
- Prerna! - Hi.
- Long time...
- Very good. How are you? - Good.
You didn't meet with Prerna in a long time.
Yeah, it's been a while.
I think last we met at your wedding, right?
- Yeah, I think so. - Yes, that's...
...a very long time now.
- Yeah... - Hi guys, what's happening?
Dhruv, please get me some chips.
Dad, it's right here.
Get me water.
Here.
Actually, come with me. I've something to tell you.
Come.
- I'll be back. - Are you okay...
Continue.
Akash,...
Vicky....
Come with me.
It's important.
C'mon, you never talk to me.
Enough, mom, please!
- So thin... - I don't want, mom, please...
I'm tired. I was out all day with Dhruv.
Why? Where did you go?
Tell me, when did the potluck start?
Perhaps your dad forgot he's unwell.
I don't know. He got really ill and he was just like...
...assuming I'll die at 75,...
....so I just have 5,500 days left.
On weekends, let's just try to be together.
Oh man!
You know a person with his heart condition...
...you'd expect him to get serious and spiritual...
...but not Mr Govind Shastri.
- Not at all. - Still as dramatic as ever.
Yeah. You know what?
Had Mr Dramatic seen what we did at Vikrant's wedding,...
- Don't even talk about it. - I am sure...
...he would've married us off next.
Gosh! That was so close. We almost.
Can you imagine...
...Vikrant...
- Zia, baby please be careful. - Are you okay?
Dad,...
...you had something to say.
Yes, I'll tell you.
You don't seem fine.
- I'll call Dr Batra. - No.
Nothing's wrong with my health.
Yes, I'm fine.
Why do you feel I'm always...
I'm starving. Should we eat?
Yeah, come.
Wait, should we not be here?
Here?
Why eat in the living room?
There's more space there, dad.
Yeah but this is more intimate.
How can you sit here, dad?
Okay, should I call everybody inside?
No, you guys are right.
It doesn't work that way.
Dhruv!
I was out. I'll speak to Akash...
No, talk to me.
You never talk to me, Vikrant.
Where did you go? Why are you tired?
Okay. So, mom...
...I'm just thinking. Nothing serious or anything.
But I'm thinking of buying a house.
So I went house hunting with Dhruv.
What?
Are you all right? How can you buy a house?
Rent a place, you have three kids.
And do you have enough money to pay for their further education?
What about their future in case of your untimely demise?
What? Untimely demise?
Why are you talking like an insurance agent?
You know what I'm saying.
You're thinking of buying a house...
...because your brother bought one. That's all.
Okay, thank you for your encouragement, mom.
No, Vikrant, don't do that.
- No, mom... - Please!
Dhruv bought a house and nobody has a problem.
But everyone has a problem because I'm just checking out houses!
My parents bought a house despite having three kids and that's not a problem.
But if I want to buy one, I'm irresponsible...
..I have three kids and I have no savings.
I'm going to die an untimely death!
I will die an untimely death!
- Because of all of you. - Vikrant!
What will you eat?
It'd be nice...
...if Prerna gives him a chance.
Don't you think we're pressurising them?
Yeah but it's not like we're forcing them to be together.
Guys,...
Dhruv! Water.
Okay.
I'll be back.
Neat....
Shall we tell them Akash is engaged?
Let it be.
Let them think of possibilities.
Doesn't hurt to dream.
Window shopping.
Wait a minute, what did you say, window shopping?
I am doing the same, Akansha.
Okay....
...I'm sorry.
I was just angry because you didn't tell me....
...and left all the arrangements of the potluck to me.
I know, I'm sorry.
Cheers.
I still think renting is a better option.
Yeah.
C'mon.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
Let's have dinner.
Come, Akash.
- Yeah, uncle. - Give him a plate.
Sorry, Akash.
Oh wow! Spring rolls.
- Mom, what did you get? - Have this, dear.
Thank you.
I want to know what mom got.
- I'll take it. - Mom,...
Too good.
I'm just craving for Indian food.
You want Indian...
Tangy stuff. - Where is it?
Excuse me, guys, I have some news.
I think some people know but not all.
So, I got engaged.
- Cheers. - Thank you.
- Cheers. - Proud of you.
- Well done. - Thank you.
- Uncle, cheers. - Cheers.
Aunty, cheers.
- Thank you. - Cheers.
- Marriage? - Let's see...
You have no time for me.
What rubbish! I'm right here.
Is it? Where have you been?
All over.
You aren't going home.
No, I agreed on a date.
Date! Someone's been extra busy these days.
Yeah and I really need to stop. It's making me super shallow.
Can I tell you something?
No.
Okay, fine, tell me.
You're awesome and I enjoy...
...our dates way more than I enjoy mine and Dhruv's!
So do I!
If this date doesn't work out, just come home. We'll have our date.
- Movie. - Yes.
- Wine. - Yes.
- Pizza. - Yes.
You are my safe space.
- I know. - Okay, I'm leaving.
You're looking nice.
Obviously. Okay, bye. See you.
- Use protection, babe. - Shut up.
Alim?
- Hi. - Hi.
- Prerna. - Hi, Prerna.
Sorry I was just... Please sit.
Enjoying the book?
No, this was just to show off.
Sure.
Hope you weren't waiting for too long.
No, I just read 117 pages waiting for you.
Great.
So,...
...you're from Lucknow?
Yes.
Have you ever been to Lucknow?
- Not yet. - Not yet.
But I really want to go.
I've heard of Tunday Kebab.
It's famous for that, right?
You know, there's a lot more to Lucknow than Tunday Kebab.
Yet people just get stuck on Tunday Kebab.
They're not going and exploring.
What else is there?
For that you'll have to come visit sometime