DP...
DP!
Dhatrapriya listen to me! Oh my God you are a mess!
What?
Huh?
I didn't let you stay here at night
so that you could cry all night and torture me
with that noise you're making! Oh my God!
I am not crying Deepu ma'am.
My broken heart is crying.
-Oh no. -I know.
What did Kavita Kalra say?
She said she wants to be my mentor.
Said it could be just us.
Just us?
To think about it.
Think about it...
No one even thinks about me!
This is your revenge dress.
Slay at the farewell.
Can I tell you the truth Deepu ma'am?
Even I want to be Ms. Thick-skinned just like you.
But there is no hope for me.
Shut up, shut up, shut up.
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Listen to my words.
If you love someone
you have all the right in the world to hold on to that person
and if you do not like somebody you have all the right to
kick that person out of your life!
Understand. The decision and power are in your hands.
-Yeah? Yeah? -Yeah. Yeah.
-Yeah? -Yeah!
That's true.
I will attend the farewell.
Do you have a matching blouse to go with this?
What do you mean by thick-skinned?
Thick-skinned?
That was a compliment Deepika ma'am.
Means, the Harry and Raavie issue.
The mess with Kritika Kalra.
But you're still going to the farewell?
I couldn't even step out of bed and put on my slippers.
Now we will go to the parlor Deepu ma'am.
I was thinking about getting curls and you could--
I am not in the mood.
I am not attending the farewell.
Means?
Means, get out.
Get out!
-Who the hell is this? -It's your brother.
What?
What did you guys do? To yourselves and your house.
This Raavie took me to a pride party yesterday.
And this guy flirted with so many people there. By God.
Can't help it, I have got rizz bruh.
You're so sus.
For real bruh?
For real, for real. Deadass bruh.
What horrible language are you both spouting?
And you? You have a lot of time to party.
Did you find a PG yet?
-Tell me? -I have to pack my things tomorrow.
I have to pack he says...
Don't make that sad face.
I found you a spot.
And I even found roommates.
You will live in the house
along with DP and Raavie.
Are you serious?
-Dad agreed to this? -I spoke to uncle.
I told him that you would be living with girls.
They are very silky. Can you get this in black?
What the hell?
You lied for me?
I have lied for now.
Once you're ready,
we will tell them the truth.
Hey. What is all this?
Are you crazy?
Stop crying at good news!
Sit down. Wait, don't sit stand up both of you.
It's my farewell.
Go and prepare for it.
It should be amazing, okay?
For real bruh.
-For real bruh. -Hey!
Who knows what language they're speaking.
Roomie!
Hey! Are you crazy?
Karan baby...
Karu!
Hot!
Who is this hottie? I can't even like...
You look very cool in your new jacket.
Listen, I brought your favourite breakfast.
Chhole Bhature from Gol Market.
So let's eat that first
then we can take Mohini for a servicing.
Naira.
You shouldn't butter someone up so much in life.
I am good.
It's just a break up.
The world hasn't ended.
Listen.
You don't have to be strong in front of me.
I know you're hurting.
Anyway, we will be spending the day together. Come on.
Wait a second.
What about the farewell?
The world is a sham.
It's a web of lies.
And I don't believe in lies.
Who will attend the lame farewell, bro?
I agree.
I agree. He is right.
One second. You...
You won't attend the farewell now?
College
is over.
So it's all over.
If I slap you, you will be over too.
Understand?
Look at this Naira.
I brought two sarees for you.
Modern. Traditional.
Connaught Place and Hauz Khas.
I even bought matching cessories.
Accessories.
That's right. I even got matching suits made.
If you wear this, I will wear that.
If you wear the other one, I will wear that one.
If we both wear matching clothes
we can make a power couple entry at the farewell.
Everyone will be hyped.
But he is right Bugs.
These drunk juniors can't arrange a party.
Besides, there will be teachers there
so we can't get drunk.
And I can't party without alcohol.
Be honest with me.
Did he give you any illegal substances?
Then why are you speaking such nonsense?
You were so excited yesterday.
"I want to attend the farewell." Why are you saying this now?
Hey you.
West Delhi to GK transfer.
Your girl and I
were both selected for the same business school.
We are Post grad students.
Stop your childish college behaviour.
Be a man.
If I show you my manhood your hair will go back down.
I will skin this man and make a suit out of his skin.
-If he pisses me off-- -Stop it. Let's go in.
-Let's go. -Just look at him.
What are you hiding from Karan?
Why are you wearing this wig and trying to be my girlfriend?
No, no. You see
the fake flattery of the random fake leather jacket,
Chhole Bhature, even getting Mohini serviced was fine.
But... farewell? The thing you were so excited for?
How could you miss that?
Hey junior, you watch yourself okay?
Well, Bagga sir said something important about your family,
I thought I should tell you but...
-I guess I shouldn't-- -By the way,
Bugs tells me everything but he was probably busy so you can tell me.
Why would I do that? I am a junior who minds his own business.
But if you can't confide in me as a friend then why should I?
Friend? I will tell you because you are like a brother to me.
I don't want to go to business school with Karan. What do I do?
Gasp!
Hey! What the hell?
-Sit down. -I will. What's wrong?
-Just sit. Sit down! -But--
Your first girlfriend took you shopping in 9th grade
and you broke up with her.
Yes... because she had turned me into a coolie.
In the 11th grade
Tanya, Jasmine
and what was her name? Sheetal...
Right. They wanted to take you to Sarojini market.
So why did you send me instead?
I thought my sister could buy a few dresses as well.
Try these mind games with someone else okay.
First you went to Connaught Place then you went to Hauz Khas
and brought these two options with matching accessories.
I know you well enough to understand
that you would rather die than go shopping!
-That's not... -Tell me the truth.
-It's nothing. I might get hurt! -Tell me truth.
-It's nothing... I am not kidding... -Tell me. Hurry up.
Are you crazy? Here! Look at this!
A job in Kavita Kalra's office...
-Mumbai office! -Quiet or Naira will hear you.
50,000 per month!
For the love of God shut up. Just shut up.
Let go of me.
I was offered 50.
She was offered 15. One five.
You're such a cat bro.
Oh, yeah...
Just... by the way asking
what is the important thing that Bugs said?
Ah! Bugs... Bugs... Bagga sir.
He said that when he meets your family
he will be sure to touch their feet.
That's it?
Come here. I will teach you a lesson. Come here.
I thought that we will go to the farewell
and I will sit with her and discuss everything.
Now she is wrapped up in this Karan mess and she says she won't go.
Listen.
You... should convince Naira to attend the farewell.
Wow. I didn't even think of that. That is brilliant.
What will you do about the job offer?
She will look good in this won't she?
She will look beautiful.
What are you doing?
How dare you?
How dare you break up with me?
You broke up with me because you failed the interview.
You broke up with me when your mock test went badly
and because I like Biryani.
You broke up with me because I am an all-rounder.
Whenever something goes wrong you break up with me,
what the hell is this?
Let go of me!
Mend your ways.
Or I will come here every day to give you a tight slap.
When will you learn that breaking up with me
would be the stupidest decision in your life.
DP! DP wait!
I am scared... You talk to her.
-You talk to her. -No you do it.
DP wait up.
-She is laughing? -She is so weird dude.
By God...
I feel so much better after taking my anger out guys. By God.
If anyone does anything to me from now on
I will give them a tight slap.
I wish we could do the same.
-For real bruh. -For real.
Means?
You want to slap Deepu ma'am?
By the way, did you talk to Deepika?
-Yes. -I see.
She said that
from the name of the app to Kavita Kalra's mentorship
it's all just one problem after the other.
But what did Kavita Kalra say?
She said that it's "Just us."
But now Deepu ma'am is thinking about it.
So there is no final judgement on it.
Sister, your parcel.
Do you think Deepika will be happy?
Look, we tried our best.
Now we just need to make sure the farewell goes well.
Everyone will be so hyped bro!
Oh Raavie Bagga you're absolutely right!
Hey Bagga sir, where are you going?
I am losing my mind. I don't understand anything.
Look at Karan being a cool dude and smoking but nobody has an issue.
Naira is agreeing with everything he says.
They're both refusing to attend the farewell. I don't know what to do.
-How are you doing bro? -I am at the top of my game bro.
They have completely...
my mind.
I am done trying to convince them,
they can come if they want to. Otherwise I will go alone.
But why are you in such a hurry?
I wanted to do something nice for them.
So now I need to prepare for that.
I am surrounded by crazy people.
If you don't want to attend the farewell
then why are you trying on the sarees?
Who said I don't want to attend?
I just can't attend.
But you can attend right? Go and stop bothering me.
I will, I won't leave my brother alone.
I feel bad for him.
And I get it, Karan is your childhood friend.
He is going through something right now, I understand but
what about Bugs man?
I am the one who worries about him the most.
His business didn't take off,
he doesn't have a job and he doesn't want to study.
All of this affects our future and I am concerned about him.
-I don't know what will-- -Don't worry about him so much.
-Why shouldn't I? -I am just saying you shouldn't...
-Who else will worry about him? -Yes, you will. But there are others...
Listen, I am his girlfriend of course I am worried about him.
Yeah but it's not important right now.
-Why not? -It's not important
because Kavita Kalra gave him a job at 50,000 per month.
Sir, you will set the farewell on fire
if you wear this.
Very nice.
I see.
Will you do me a favour?
Anything you want, but...
please come to the farewell.
Can you and Raavie...
take care of DP?
I will have Naira by my side.
-We will study MBA together-- -Sir you are a C.
I know I am charming.
I know I am charismatic too.
You are a very big C sir.
I think DP was wrong.
She should have hit you a few more times to set your head straight.
On one hand you have your true love, DP.
Who wants to be by your side and on the other hand your friend Naira
doesn't want to attend business school with you.
-Don't attend the farewell. -What did you say?
Naira doesn't want to do MBA with me?
Sorry, I told Naira about your job.
I told Karan sir that
you don't want to go to business school with him.
I am sorry.
What the hell...
Hello?
Today is the last day.
And there is a lot I want to say to all of you.
First of all...
I would like to apologize to the principal.
-You look stunning. -Hot.
Wherever you are, I am sorry.
About that day, my tone...
You guys were right.
I didn't want to make Kavita Kalra my partner because of my ego.
But having a mentor doesn't make me a small person.
Thanks for telling me that.
Thank you, Deepika.
If you hadn't yelled at us then
we wouldn't have realized
what we mean to each other.
Exactly.
And now that we are all best friends
we want you to know that we are here for you.
So? Did Kavita Kalra reply?
Nope and I don't give a rat's ass.
I have got my two beautiful humans around
and I don't need anybody else.
Kavita Kalra wants to meet me on Monday, 10 am.
-What? That's huge! -Amazing!
-Oh my God. -I am so happy for you.
Don't, don't, don't.
For paying the canteen bill late.
I am sorry.
I kept drinking because I thought it was mixed. But I was wrong.
What are they...
Hi.
They are looking for you guys there.
They are waiting.
I am sorry Naira.
I didn't know that she--
What are you going to do about it?
I don't know.
To be honest, I never thought that someone would offer me a job.
If you don't mind...
I feel like I want to try it once.
Then you should.
Who is stopping you?
Really?
But...
how will we stay together then?
My job is in Mumbai.
Was there ever an option where we ended up together?
I can come to Mumbai.
-Yeah. -And then...
we can head to Goa.
-Yes. -And I will drive.
-No. Never. -Why?
You drive too fast.
Now listen to me carefully.
I might feel bad...
or my ego might be hurt...
never hide your achievements from me by thinking that.
We are like salt and pepper.
We always end up together in the end.
He is calling you.
I like that.
I am sorry for breaking the tables and chairs.
Has this guys gone crazy?
Can I cut off his mic and run away, please?
-You should. Wait a second. -I really want to.
I will be right back.
I wanted to tell you...
that...
there is no doubt
that you are always right and I am always wrong.
And me breaking up with you
was the worst decision of my life.
I want to make a promise to you today.
My half page CV
I will fill it up completely
so that you feel proud of me.
Are you done?
There is a lot I want to say but...
-...you should also... -Do you love me?
There is no other possibility.
Do you want to be with me?
Put a stamp on it and make it official.
I do.
For me, the length of your CV doesn't matter.
For me, the most important thing is to stay together.
And...
I am already proud of you.
I had a positive feeling all day today.
Take a look at this.
Cute.
-One more thing. -Yes?
You look hot in a saree.
-Someone might see us. -So what?
Sir might see us.
I am sorry for beating people up.
-Wait. Wait a minute. -I will be right back.
Where are you going? Hey!
Why are you doing this?
Everyone knows you are going to repeat the year.
You can apologize next year.
That's enough.
-Bhaati, Bhaati, Bhaati. -I am just saying sorry.
Bhaati, Bhaati, Bhaati.
How is it going?
What are you looking at?
Sir, please don't talk like a bouncer.
This is not a disco, it's a farewell.
Stag entry is allowed here.
If you want to surprise your friends then do it outside college.
We cannot have outsiders come to the college farewell party.
Come on.
-Ma'am I-- -Hey.
-There is no discussion. -What is happening here?
Bugs.
Did you bring him here?
Principal ma'am is absolutely right.
Don't you know?
Outsiders aren't allowed at this farewell party.
But Trippy is not an outsider.
He is one of us.
He is a part of our group ma'am.
Please allow him inside.
Ma'am we can't allow Tirupati to go inside
just because they say so. Others might object too.
It's Trippy!
Trippy, Trippy, yeah.
And does anybody have a problem with him standing over here?
No? Tell us if you do.
-Say it! -No!
Better.
Okay.
Fine.
-But ma'am how can we... -Come along.
We can't just let anyone enter...
I know just how much you two idiots
have missed your third idiot.
Now go and hug him.
Hug it out guys.
Please forgive me.
-Naira? -What did you think?
That you would just show up here and we would forgive you?
We tried to reason with you so many times.
Was your brain...
malfunctioning?
Yes, I had lost it.
-I am sorry I didn't understand-- -What do you mean sorry?
I called you at least 25 times.
You could have picked up at least once.
-Sorry-- -Just shut up!
Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
Four months! I kept strolling around your house for four months!
Hoping that I might see you.
-Sorry. Please-- -That you might step out.
Who do you think you are?
-Listen to me-- -Oh shut up.
-Just shut up. -I don't want to shut up!
You shut up. And you too.
Won't even let me talk.
I admit, I made a mistake.
I didn't know what to do.
My brain stopped working.
And how difficult was it to call 26 times?
-It's my fault. -And you could have visited a fifth time.
Like he did today.
At least you guys had each other!
I was alone.
I was just...
killing time at my father's shop.
I didn't even have someone to talk to.
Sorry.
Please forgive me.
Sorry.
That's enough.
Please forgive me bro.
What was that swear-word he used?
Your sister's...
-Your sister's head. -Your sister's head!
Come here.
Give me a kiss.
Okay, maybe later.
-Do you want one? -No! Ew no!
These guys always make a mountain out of a mole hill.
Now that you three childhood friends are together,
be sure to chill together.
We don't have time to chill.
Because I will be studying MBA.
I am sure you got into some third-class college.
-Naira will be studying with me. -With you?
You deserve to go to a top college.
You emotionally manipulated her didn't you?
Of course I did.
And I convinced her.
That was a great move dude!
Wait a second Naira. Don't worry.
You should beat up both of them.
I would have wet my slipper and slapped it on his face.
If he wasn't going through all that break-up drama.
Cheap dude. Wears a 200 rupee fake leather jacket.
She is always buttering me up.
Baby girl.
Hi Deepi...
How are you?
Just like this. See that?
Now hug me so tight and squeeze me so hard
and make my breath stop!
Should I do it bro?
Just do it man!
You damn cobra!
-Harder! -So hard!