'After Spike scandal, I tried explaining that Harry can't do this.'
'But it was too late.'
'After that, all our lives shifted to first gear. '
'Karan was upset that Deepika defended Harry.'
'The minor chances of friendship'
'between Naira, Bagga, Karan and Harry were gone.'
'And as far as Deepika and I are concerned,
'she has majorly avoided me after the party. '
'God, she is really driving me crazy.'
'An entire month just slipped away in this.'
I wanted to tell you something.
But I had no idea how to say.
I like both boys and girls. I'm bisexual.
Why have we made it so hard for someone to say this?
I'm a guy and I love a guy, or I'm a girl and I love a girl.
Or I can love anyone, for that matter.
Why is it so hard to say that? What's the problem?
Why don't let people live with whoever they want?
Your college friends have started this wonderful little club.
So, they said, come brother, let's speak a few words. Sorry.
And I said, why not? I'll surely come.
-Because... -What's the problem?
So if you see anyone messing with them in the college, doing what?
-Messing! -Yes. Bring him straight to me.
No nuisance with them.
And if you see anyone anywhere who isn't able to talk,
someone who can't express their thoughts,
then go and put your hand around their shoulder,
give him some confidence, take him for tea and ask to speak only.
-Because... -What's the problem?
Good morning, ma'am.
The posters are great, print it in Hindi.
Few people might not understand. I did.
Okay?
Hey, cutie...
-So proud of you. -Applause after applause!
Do you know where Karan is?
-Karan? Yeah, can't see him. -Oh, man!
I don't know, he is in some kind of issue.
-Scene? What issue? -I don't know. Let me talk with him.
Hi, Sir.
-How are you, bro? -Very well said, sir. Very well said.
Thank you bro.
-Sir, I wanted to ask you something. -Yes?
-If you don't mind... -Be frank, dude!
Sir, can we go out for coffee?
Coffee? Sure, let's go for coffee.
But I have that ginger tea.
-Can you have that? -Okay, fine.
-Bugs? -You want to come with?
-Can she come? -Yes.
-Hi. What's your name? -Hi. Shrey.
Hi, I'm Naira, nice to meet you.
Bugs?
Shrey is asking you out, on a date.
Oh dude, you're the first man who asked me on the date.
Honestly, none asked me out yet. I'll remember you forever.
But there is a problem with date.
We are like the romantic lovers, so...
-Oh, okay... -Yeah.
But forget coffee, I'll get you liquor.
Done, you are the best, sir.
Thank you man.
-You are the best, sir. -Yeah, they say so.
-You are really the best, Sir. -Shrey, he got it.
-Love you, bro. -Thank you, Sir. You are the best.
-Love you? -I mean...
I was saying that to you, just looking at him.
Amazing!
Dude. You're the first guy in the world.
Who is sad whether he has a girlfriend or not?
-What are you doing? Show me. -Don't do it. No.
-Dude Naira, please. -Show me.
Please Naira, you shouldn't take someone's phone.
-Naira, please, please. -A free phone, now... sorry.
-You are... for me now. -Please, please.
-Please, buddy. -Look, there's DP.
Where?
Five letter word for a person who accepts defeat with bad grace.
You shouldn't check someone's phone. Okay?
If you are doing crossword, it means times are really desperate.
-What's the problem, brother? -I won't tell you.
Tell me bro.
-I won't. -Just say it.
Guys, please see there.
And you? There.
It was daytime. I had arranged a bike and me and DP were together.
Our foot intertwined, and so were our hands.
We were just about to kiss, but she said baby, what if someone sees us?
Dude, see, DP is right. It would be weird if someone sees it.
You should look for a safe and private place.
Listen to the whole thing.
It was evening. The scene in my bedroom and me and DP were together.
Our foot intertwined, and so were our hands.
And add the moment of kiss, she said, baby, let's set up the mood.
The point is valid. Mood is extremely important.
You know, we girls like a little bit of... you know what I am saying?
Did you set the mood?
Now it is night and the mood is set.
Champagne glasses, candles and flowers decorated my room.
Our foot intertwined, and so were our hands.
-And just when we were about to kiss... -What happened?
Just listen to the entire thing. And action.
-Baby, let's do it tonight. -I said. Are you sure, baby?
She said, God swear, baby.
I said, wait, let me take off my clothes.
She said, lock the door, baby.
Sorry baby, need to take Moti to vet.
-The appointment's tonight. -Vet?
Poor baby! I hope the dog was okay though.
-It's good that she prioritized him. -I am the dog here.
Okay, let's not lose hope here.
It's normal, your partner needs time to get comfortable and get into it.
No problem. Just give it time.
Till then you can maybe just fly solo.
Meaning?
Meaning, you can fly solo to keep yourself happy.
You don't have an iota of shame, do you?
What shameful in that? This is normal.
-I mean, don't jump me. -It is normal, right? Okay, listen.
You know why am I not doing it? I have made a plan.
-I'll do it just once and the whole... -Loser!
-What? -Loser!
-Really? -Loser!
-Loser. It's your fantasy world. -I am loser?
It's your crossword puzzle, idiot.
You have always made me late.
The world is wide, my bike merrily rides.
Were you hit on the head as a child?
I'll ride with the winds next time.
DP?
You okay?
Sure?
Yeah.
Actually, I missed 2 Eco classes.
Can you give me your last year's notes? I'm sure you would have it.
-I'll get it tomorrow. -Thanks.
Harry, I don't think you spiked Ravi's drink.
-Thanks. -And sorry for that day.
I didn't talk to you properly.
We used to be so close like the segments of an orange.
But after the peel was removed, it all got away.
It's okay.
But when you're all together, don't talk to me.
Because I don't want any problems between you and Karan Sir, due to me.
I hope everyone knows the truth.
-And then we'll all be friends. -Yeah.
That stupid Bhaati has ruined everything.
Well, not for me.
I mean, it made me come closer to Deepika.
-Means? -Means?
Means, the way she defended me in public, especially in front of Karan.
I fucking fell in love with her, man.
Infact, I'm gonna ask her out.
-Really? -Yeah. Wait.
What do you think?
Take Lily flowers. Deepu Mam likes them best.
Copy that, thanks.
-All the best. -Thank you, see you.
Okay, listen DP.
Whatever's irritating you, just deal with it and finish it off, okay?
And chill out.
Thanks.
-Bye. -Bye.
-Hi. -Hi.
-Kutch Babe? -Hi, Curly Worli Girlie.
Yeah. Kinda funny.
You seem super happy. What's up, Priya?
Yep, I am and there are two reasons for that.
First, I got a placement as a lead software designer.
-Wow. No way. Congratulations. -Thanks.
And second finally I got to meet you.
-Oh damn, not again. -What?
I saw the same expression on dreamy Girl 123's face.
Let me guess, you like someone else.
-No, not... I mean... -Okay, you can tell me.
She's seeing another guy.
But you know, I really feel like there's this spark between us.
I know. In the matters of love,
availability is inversely proportional to eligibility.
Did you hear of the woodcutter story whose wooden axe falls in the river?
I don't think so.
Anyway, he cries a lot, so God offers him a silver axe and he says no.
And then God comes back to offer him a gold axe. But he says no.
And then God finally gives him his own wooden axe, and he finally accepts it.
Okay.
My point is that you do need a gold or silver axe in your life.
You need to find your own.
Kuka, I never had a girlfriend.
This is the first girl in college who smiled at me.
Okay then, she's mine from today.
Oh brother, just saying it doesn't make her your girlfriend.
Kuka? Don't you think it's such an idiotic weather tonight?
Keep digressing. Just tell me directly that you are afraid of Magga?
-Are you sure? -Mother promise. Let's do it today.
Okay.
Remove the glasses. Let me. Come on.
I'll clean it properly for you.
Deepika? Deepika? Wait.
-Deepika? I need to speak to you. -There's nothing to talk about.
That's it. Stop being so stubborn.
Let's go, please. Let's go.
Fuck! Let's go, please.
Why are you standing there? Do you want to fall sick?
I really hate the rains. Please come on, dude.
You wanted to talk, right?
-Tickling. -I didn't even touched you.
-Are you fine? -Okay.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sneeze.
Shit, sorry, sorry, Karan Sir.
I thought I'm ready, but I'm not. I'm not ready for this.
What do you mean not ready?
Actually, I'm a virgin. I never did this before.
I never even had a boyfriend. I lied to everyone.
And whenever we try to do it, I get scared.
First of all, I thought it would be a lot of fun.
And then I felt it would hurt a lot.
And then I got scared that I would be bad at it.
And then I thought you won't like me because I didn't have sex.
Then I thought you wouldn't find me attractive and you'll dump me?
Then I got worried that all my friends will know and make fun of me.
-And I'll fail in my classes. -No, no.
-No one is going to fail, no one. -I''ll fail in my classes, Karan Sir!
-You're a Topper, man. -No.
Toppers don't fail. What are you talking about?
See, I know.
I know how you would be feeling at this moment.
And I know we pretend to be very cool.
But we are the same fools who used to call I spy, ice spice in childhood.
And I still fool everyone that I eat paneer.
-Paneer? -Oh, no.
Let's have sex.
But we'll only have sex,
when you'll be ready.
We won't have sex before that, okay?
-Sure? -For sure.
-Just like me? -Darn! Priya.
But what will we tell our friends?
I'll tell them that I performed so well that Priya is blown away.
What is that?
There is no term for good sex.
It just has feelings.
I'll tell everyone that ours was amazing.
Hey, Morris, have you seen Deepika?
Hot or super hot?
-The hottest? -No.
-Why are we here? -You wanted to talk, right?
Fine!
I know that you and Harry are like whatever.
But why are you punishing me?
You didn't even talk to me in the party,
and I have no idea what my fault is.
What did I do?
Deepika, how long will you...
I don't have anything to say to you, so...
What do you want? Should I stay or should I go?
And then you look at me like you want to say something to me.
And when I come to talk to you, you run away.
What are you thinking, Deepika?
-Like what do you want? -I don't know.
For the first time, I don't have the clarity.
I'm a mess. At least you know what you want.
Listen, don't wish your time on me. Okay? Just go.
Anyway, you have to meet your Butch babe or whatever.
What? How do you know about her?
Dipika, when I was struggling with my identity,
I was as confused as you.
And to explore myself and to know myself,
I just made few people on coffee dates. That's it.
I understand.
I know how it difficult it feels for you. I have been through it.
You must be thinking she is such a cold hearted bitch, right?
Can't think shit.
I have always dated guys. God damn it. Fucking always dated guys.
And I have no idea. You come to college with this...
Personality of yours and I don't know what to think.
I... don't know what is what? I don't know... don't fucking come forward.
It's okay. It's okay.
I get it. It's okay.
You don't have to mix whiskey and beer, okay? Please don't forget that.
Just beer, and...
What are you thinking?
All this is very new to me.
I... don't know what's what now? I mean...
Take your time, it's absolutely fine, take as much time as you want.
But I know what I have to do.
What's that?
I think I'm gonna come out to Bagga.
He knows everything about my life but this.
And now, it feels so suffocating.
What do you think? How is he gonna react like?
Even if I commit a murder, he will be standing with me. I know that.
But, talking with you gave me this courage.
Deepika, this is a very important moment of my life and...
-I want you to come with me tomorrow. -Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, dude.
Dude, I haven't even figured out my...
-No, no, no. Okay, okay. -Wait, wait, wait.
No, like, take your time.
I meant I wanted to come with me as a friend.
Yeah? That will be enough for me.
Thank you for dropping me and hopefully I'll see you in college tomorrow.
Good night.
Bye.
Fuck me!
What are you doing?
So will you tell me
about the mind-blowing story together or separately?
-Sister Naira? -What?
I mean...
You don't have it all, right?
-Manners? -What?
-No. -Manners.
No, no.
Not at all. Boy, you are the best.
-Me? -You made me crazy.
Hey guys.
-You... -Hi.
-What's up?
I didn't greet you.
-Hi, Deepu Ma'am? -Come here for a second.
-What? -I have to talk to you.
-What happened, dude? -You're with your friends the whole day.
-Just talk with me a little. -Yeah, say.
Sorry.
-It's a little serious. -What's up?
-Nothing major, just a little serious. -Okay.
Who gave the speech yesterday for Pride Club?
Yeah, and they clapped too.
-It was a great speech. -Yes.
-And from that... -What's up?
Nothing. Just chill. It's not so serious.
Okay.
Guys. Deepika is Lesbo.
-Lesbo! Lesbo! -Shut up! Shut up!
Lesbo! Lesbo! Lesbo! Lesbo!
-Lesbo! Lesbo! -Shut up.
Lesbo! Lesbo! Lesbo! Lesbo!
Who the fuck did this?
Just see who did this.
The one you were protecting, Harry.
Brother, let us rewind it.
I told you, Harry is not right.
-Lesbo! Lesbo! -You didn't listen.
-Lesbo! Lesbo! -He ruined it, fucker!
Lesbo! Lesbo! Lesbo! Lesbo!
Lesbo! Lesbo!
Guys, by the way it's right.
Yesterday, her brother inaugurated pride club.
So Bagga's sister took entry in the Viral Vegetation club?
-Good plan. -Shut up.
Lesbo! Lesbo! Lesbo! Lesbo!
Lesbo! Lesbo! Lesbo!
Lesbo! Lesbo! Lesbo! Lesbo!
Lesbo! Lesbo! Lesbo!
-Speak. -What's up, curly girl!
Shut up. Shut up.
Lesbo! Lesbo! Lesbo! Lesbo!
Bugs?
Raavi, it's okay. It's okay.
Let's go, Raavi. Let's go, you are okay.
Letting you stay here was a mistake. Just get out, you dick!
Karan, Sir. Please don't say something today.
Why you fucker?
You'll stay here and ruin my friends? You dick!
-I'm telling you, leave me alone. -Shut the fuck up!
You shut the fuck up!
You are driving me crazy.
You treat me like shit.
-I don't want to stay here. -You dick, you are shit.
Get out, take your stuff, you dick!
Your mother's ass.
You dick!
Don't you ever show me your face?