Hey, guys! How was your vacation?
Epic! Epic!
Look at my biceps! I was working out a lot!
- Show it to me! - I do not want tear the jacket!
Babe, how was your leave?
I do not have time for your small talk, Karan.
Guys, where is trippy?
I do not know he said he'd be here.
Buenos Dias! Losers!
- Whose ass? - It means 'Good Morning' in Spanish.
After you, Baby.
The chair.
Guys, this is Isha.
I call her Hippy.
It rhymes with Trippy.
Cool, right?
I am very cute!
Hippy is from LSR. Psychology honours.
Her mom is a great healer.
A doctor?
A doctor for emotions!
She heals people from within.
I see. So how did you both meet?
Well, let me tell you...
Meeting people is like having sex.
It can happen anywhere
anytime.
And you will never know how long it will last.
But you enjoy the moment.
Correct.
We met on a dating app.
We both were single.
Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay!
Cool! Cool! Cool! Cool!
Can I speak to you for a moment?
- What is it? - Come with me.
- Naira, come along. - Let me ask you.
- Let me sit for a minute. - Come...
As I was saying...
Can I get you some bread fritters?
They taste delicious with green sauce.
And you were crying about Raveena a few days ago
and you moved on so quickly.
- Can you speak a little softer? - Tell us now!
Naira! Karan!
Hippy and I are made for each other.
She is such a good healer.
She touches the right spot.
How did you feel?
She touches the heart! The heart!
She wants to be a sage in future.
Like the Yoga guru!
- Breathe in and out? - Exactly!
I want to be like sure
and talk about spirituality
I want to ask more important questions
like what holds this fritter together.
Why is she here?
Why is this here?
Why is?
Why the heck are you here?
Exactly!
Trippy, do not change the topic.
Did you speak to Raveena?
Again with the same thing! Leave her be!
She left for Mohali to pursue engineering!
- And we both mutually decided that she is selfish. - Okay.
And she said that long distance never works.
So how am I in the wrong here?
Trippy, it is not necessary.
If a couple puts in effort then something can work out.
It depends on couples.
You ned to become a couple first! North Korean!
You are together and yet distant!
And you seem to get so wise about it.
If you are so sure then why do you not tell Bagga about it?
- Go on tell him. - I will tell him
but I do not know how he will react.
Guys, long distance is a myth.
Hippy had said there is only one animal who can do it.
- Humans? - Dogs?
Penguin, as they are dumb!
You are the dumb guy here!
I think that Bagga and I are like penguins!
I just cannot say it.
Even I cannot do it.
She never lets you speak.
I am the fool here! I have a good option!
- We can be stress free. - How?
Drinks!
We have met after a long time!
So ]do not worry, I have sorted everything out.
We should go to this amazing club!
They have an amazing night!
- Girls night! - Salsa night!
DJ night!
And here I present...
"Take me back to that place"
"where I do not meet myself."
"Take me back to that place"
"where I do not meet myself."
So chill man.
Why the heck are we here, Karan?
This is such a great crowd. We have older people here.
A guy was lighting a joint outside
and an older woman thought it was a prayer incense.
Good.
Good? Where have you brought us?
It seems like a memorial.
Bagga, it is a nice place. Nice vibes.
Guys, there is no thing as place.
It is all co-ordinates.
We just have to keep moving.
and keep wondering the reason for our existence.
- So deep. - then jump within her, Trippy!
Cheap.
Let me present!
"Take me back to that place"
"where I do not see the night!"
"Take me back to that place"
"where I do not see the night!"
He doesn't want to sleep!
When will he sleep?
Silence, fool!
Bagga.
- Should I hit him? - I need to speak to you.
Naira, let us speak later. Everyone is here.
I do not want to speak about sex.
It is something urgent. Come to me.
- Guys, excuse us. - I'll be back.
- Enjoy this! - Sure!
- Waiter! - I am the manager.
Good for you.
Listen to me.
How long have we been dating?
It has been 8 months 12 days and 16 hours.
You remembered?
You think I'll forget.
It was a dry day! Gandhi Jayanti!
I can never forget that!
I could not even drink!
Do you think that as a couple
we have known each other well? That we have gotten close?
Yes, I can tell your shampoo without sniffing your hair.
- Papaya! - Blue berry!
Close! Close!
On that note.
If we are to take a next step in our relationship then...
Will you be with me?
Tell me the step and I will do it.
Here it is. How about this one?
Not this one! One that a couple has for each other!
A couple taking steps?
"I did want to confess my love"
"but I think I am not worthy!"
"Why does fate always betray me?"
What the heck are you doing?
Do you not think our relation is like north Korea?
Do you know what the hell are you talking about?
I cannot hold your hand nor can I ask you.
You do what you want.
Do you want to make out right now?
Yes. Not right now.
What nonsense!
His lips, his will. What is this?
- Can you please get lost Trippy? - Let us head out for a bit.
Bagga!
- Bagga! - Yes.
Something that a husband penguin and a wife penguin do?
Husband penguin? What do you mean?
- Let me present. - Go ahead.
"Marriage is a flower that never withers."
"Marriage is a dust that can never be swayed off."
Amazing!
- Nice couple! - Thank you.
Be careful.
I was saying something!
"Marriage is a flower that never withers."
- Listen. - "Marriage is a dust that can never be swayed off."
- I want to pee. - Right now?
- I want to pee. - Suddenly? - It happens.
It is important. I need to do it.
- My zip is tight and I have to undo my pant. - Wait...listen to me...
Can I feed this to you?
'Trippy.'
Do you know?
Sometimes I wonder who I would have found
had I not swiped right.
It is not about who.
It is about how.
- What? - When? - How?
Yes... That!
This is a poetry!
Your words reach my heart!
You are too good.
I am glad Raveena left so we could meet.
I'd love to see where this goes.
We are like poetry. so sweet.
That reminds me. I got something for you.
Hot chocolate fudge?
I like your sense of humour.
I eat this daily with tea.
- You made this? - Yes, for you.
Come, let's go inside.
At Least let me drink full.
We are not in a long distance relationship Karan! for God's sake!
But it is very evident!
We do not have sex.
You keep chatting to someone.
Who speaks to you?
You reply to be hours late!
We have different time zones.
Would you like to have these?
I do not mind. You made this?
Ilove brownies.
Guys, is Bagga back from washroom?
- Did you see him? - We do not know.
- What are you having? - She made some brownies.
How is it?
- It is great! - Hello, friends!
Friends! I am here to tell you a poetry!
One that wrote for Hippy!
What happened to him?
I think it is the brownies. A new recipe of mine.
Hear me. Listen to me.
This is the truth of my life.
Hear me.
A sauce is on table and the fritter on the other.
What is the point for such a long distance?
Lady, I am telling you.
Break open your bonds and set yourself free!
Find new ways of love!
Get trippy in the bond of love.
And say that...
I love you!
I love Raveena!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I love it!
I'll be back guys!
Hippy!
- Hippy listen... - Where are you going?
Raveena, I love you.
Nice to drink here.
Easy there!
Listen to me... You seem experienced.
You write poetry...
Just as the penguins here.
How do you know if it is a male or female?
They do have something visible.
Truly said.
We cannot tell amongst birds as well.
Hippy!
- Do you know her? - Introduce us!
Hippy, this is the poet.
- Poet, this is the Hippy. - Hi!
Come now let us have a small drink.
No, Bagga. I really need to be somewhere!
Somewhere?
Even I wanted to be.
- But the meal I had... - Are you okay?
Are we in long distance?
No!
Why do you text me?
Why do you not call me?
A video call?
You do not come to college with me.
I do that as you drive so rash and I am scared.
Really.
You do not take me out on shopping.
Cheap.
You make me try all your clothes.
That frock on you looks so cute!
This is the brownie, right?
Bagga!
Where are you? Bagga?
Bagga, why do I see you everywhere?
I need to talk to you.
It was the sauce.
I always wanted to enter women's washroom.
- I did it today. - Are you all right?
Are you all right?
I was fine the moment got this scent.
Man, it is so soothing.
The men's washroom is a different story.
Do you guys burn incense in here?
Fate has everything written.
Universe sends a sign for everyone!
One just has to see it!
I saw it! I saw it! The sign!
Let me make a wish.
Male...?
Which is the one for males?
This is not...
Trippy, did you see Bagga?
Naira, it has been long.
- Let me present. - I do not have time for this.
I am having a hard time after eating the brownies.
Where is Bagga?
He must be taking a leak.
Tell me which is the washroom for males!
Tell me where is it?
Is this the one?
That is it!
Bagga! Come out you asshole!
Look here he comes. Scared.
I will pint him red.
- Yes, sir? - Myself Sandeep Bagga.
What did you say?
Naira!
Tell me.
Hippy, I am just a kid.
I do not even have chest hair.
How can I get married?
Tippy and you have it good.
Made for each other.
Trippy and I are like express highway.
Together but moving in opposite directions.
But from what I have heard from Trippy.
Naira and you are so close.
Somehow you both always end up together.
I'll see you later.
Can it really be?
No.
Tell me, should I get married or not?
Naira is...
- It is you, Bagga, right? - Yes.
What happened?
Let us leave from here.
- Where do you want to go? - Home!
Sir, I do not know you.
Sir, I was talking about this Bagga.
Please! Do not beat me!
Bagga, please tell him.
Sir, myself Bagga!
I also just came to know.
Let me present!
"The night is young!"
"And there is much to do!"
"Take me with you after drinking the last cup!"
Cheers!
This is for you.
We love you!
Love you too!
Give me your number I'll call you to my college.
To hell with you!
You suck.
This man is done!
What a guy! What a guy!
- Shut up Karan! - Let's go.
Where is he?
I'd thrash him up!
Three two one!
Close your eyes or she will wreck you up.
Guys, I think we should take a cab home.
Are you mad?
The SHO of Lajpat nagar drinks with me.
You think I will take a cab?
Leave me be. I am not drunk!
Bagga...
Sister, you may drive!
Come on in!
Stop it now.
Move. Move.
Move.
Are we there?
What did you say?
Give me.
Not to drink cold water or else...
All are idiots.
I am sorry, Bagga.
I know you would react like this.
No, it is not your fault.
I heard from Mr. Goldie and I was scared.
Did it not work with him?
No, it was messed up.
I think he did not have a bond like us.
Guys, I think Ill have to leave.
We have ordered food.
It is okay.
How will you go all alone so late at night?
- It is okay! - Talk to her.
It was nice meeting you guys!
I wish we could say the same for you, Hippy.
- Bye! - Bye! Take care!
Naira
I have decided.
I am ready.
- Really? - Yes.
- You think we can do this. - Yes.
Hippy told me that we are like back alley lanes
and we always end up together
be it is a couple or a husband and wife.
And I have a nephew who wants an aunt.
- And he will get an aunt. - What?
I am telling you. I am ready.
When should I come to meet your father?
Are you mad?
I will be going abroad to study further
and on that I needed your opinion.
What do you mean?
What are you staring at?
Go now!
Hippy!
Listen
whatever happened, it was under...
It is okay.
- It is okay? - It is?
You mean we can meet again.
In this universe or another, perhaps!
Shall we go home?
I am not in the mood.
I understand.
Keep over thinking, Karan!
Trippy, you are a nice guy
but I think you need some more time to get over that girl.
I have moved on.
It was nice meeting you.
GK!
When are you leaving?
Next semester.
If you feel like Trippy that long distance does not work
then let us deal with it.
Are you crazy?
We have been through all so let us see this through.
What do you mean deal with it?
Deal with it?
So...
You think we can do this?
Yes!
Come here.
Your food.