1 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:12,360 Dude, it would be so cool entering the college like this 2 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:13,600 Just as we enter 3 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:14,640 all the freshers will get impressed 4 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:15,160 Right? 5 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:15,880 No! 6 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:17,440 It's extremely uncomfortable! 7 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:19,760 Trippy adjusts his boxers every five minutes 8 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:22,440 Would you enjoy looking at my butt cleavage? 9 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:24,160 Bro dressing sense is secondary 10 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:26,520 But what about ragging the freshmen? -We won't be ragging! 11 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:28,600 Ragging is a criminal offense and you will.. 12 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:30,720 have to give me a.. 13 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:30,920 Yeah, yeah. 14 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:31,320 intro 15 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:31,760 intro? 16 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:32,240 Yes! 17 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:33,040 Introduction, bro! 18 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:34,800 How do we get their introductions? 19 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:38,560 I'll tell you! - Bro I want to be one of those stud seniors like DJ from RDB. 20 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:39,880 It's sorted, bro! 21 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:41,000 We'll make them ride scooters! 22 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:42,680 Wow! What an idea! 23 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:43,640 No way! 24 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:44,080 Just names and.. 25 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:44,400 What no? 26 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:46,840 Why do you keep nagging Naira? - Are you still in the kindergarten? 27 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,160 You need to respect the freshmen 28 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:49,520 You're being childish! - Let's do one thing? 29 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:50,200 Drop her home! 30 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:50,600 Yeah 31 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:07,920 Come on! 32 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:08,920 Amazing, amazing! 33 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:12,080 Awesome! Awesome! - I told you, right? 34 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:13,040 We'll make them ride scooters 35 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:16,400 This is awesome, man! I'm having so much fun. 36 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:18,920 Yeah, absolutely man! 37 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:36,240 Go on? 38 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:37,280 Petrol? 39 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:37,840 Petrol! 40 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:39,080 I'll buy you a samosa. 41 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:40,400 He's saying it ran out of petrol 42 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:41,320 So fill it up! 43 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:45,160 So it's out of fuel? 44 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:47,960 Doesn't he know there's a fuel reserve? 45 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,400 Hold it, hold it quick! 46 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:01,880 Sit! 47 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:03,200 Keep holding the clutch. 48 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:05,400 Come down here, man! 49 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:05,920 Sit! 50 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:07,760 You have to sit like a lady, a proper lady. 51 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:09,280 Good one, bro! 52 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:11,080 There you go! 53 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:15,080 Where did Karan go? 54 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:19,000 You know what? 55 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:22,240 One has to pay Rs. 40 to get here on a rickshaw 56 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:23,800 You know how much I pay? 57 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:24,600 How much? 58 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:25,520 Zero! 59 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,200 Do you drive the rickshaw yourself? 60 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:30,000 Funny! 61 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:31,760 Sense of humor 62 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:33,680 Move! 63 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:35,640 I ride on Mohini 64 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:36,520 My bike! 65 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:38,600 Mohini! 66 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:40,600 Meet hotties! 67 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:42,280 Hotties? 68 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:43,400 meet Mohini! 69 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:48,520 She likes you! 70 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:51,520 By the time your auto-rickshaw starts 71 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:54,400 we would have got to college's front gate 72 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:55,800 With stud company 73 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:57,800 So... 74 00:02:58,240 --> 00:02:59,600 When should I come to pick you up tomorrow? 75 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:02,160 10:30? 76 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:03,520 So.. 77 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:04,640 can I have your number? 78 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:05,880 Of course! 79 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:07,320 Hey Deepika! 80 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:09,640 99 81 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:10,000 Yeah 82 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:10,880 101 83 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:12,120 Karan! 84 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:19,600 Deepika? 85 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:22,640 My car broke down last night 86 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:23,520 Took an auto-rickshaw 87 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:24,440 Do you have 30 rupees? - I'm so so.. 88 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:25,160 Yeah, I have it baby! 89 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:26,200 Then go pay him? 90 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:26,520 Hunh? 91 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:31,640 Karan? 92 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:32,040 Yes 93 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:32,920 He's waiting! 94 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:35,760 Of course! I'll go and pay him surely 95 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:37,160 I'll go right away! 96 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:37,560 Quick! 97 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:41,200 Uhhm? 98 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:41,640 Shut up! 99 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:43,080 He's my boyfriend! 100 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:53,560 Sing! 101 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:54,600 Sing! 102 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:55,440 Sing! 103 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:56,520 Sing! 104 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:57,320 Sing! 105 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:58,320 Sing! 106 00:03:58,840 --> 00:03:59,440 Sing! 107 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:00,600 Sing! 108 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:01,640 Sing! 109 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:02,960 Sing! 110 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:03,920 Sing! 111 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:04,960 Sing! 112 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:06,440 Sing! 113 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:07,840 Sing! 114 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:09,160 Sing! 115 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:10,640 Sing! 116 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:13,280 Hush! 117 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:17,720 Love me like you do! 118 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:20,600 La-la-love me like you do! 119 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:23,120 Touch me like you do! 120 00:04:23,280 --> 00:04:26,120 Ta-ta-touch me like you do! 121 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:28,920 Love me like you do! 122 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,640 La-la-love me like you do! 123 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:33,760 Touch me like you do! 124 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:37,040 Ta-ta-touch me like you do! 125 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:40,200 Naira, I've asked around, this is where she comes from 126 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:42,080 Trippy, man this isn't going to work 127 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:43,600 You're going to come off as a creep 128 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:44,920 Did she ask you? 129 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,120 See, I'm an average 130 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:46,960 Below average 131 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:48,200 That's what I meant 132 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:48,440 Hi! 133 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:51,040 People like us have to give things unasked for. - Trippy! 134 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:53,400 Every junior wants just one thing 135 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:54,560 Notes! 136 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:56,120 Trippy! 137 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:56,840 Okay, she's here 138 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:57,200 Bye! 139 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:58,880 Yeah, I'll call you back. Bye! Bye! 140 00:05:58,960 --> 00:05:59,560 Trippy, listen! 141 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:02,400 Sister fucker, do you see my hair? 142 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:03,960 Got it cut in a salon from Lajpat Nagar 143 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,440 What's this haircut, bro? Look great! 144 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:09,160 Fucker, try and get a hard on first and then talk! 145 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:12,680 Fucking dumbfuck! 146 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:16,440 What are you doing? 147 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:25,640 Did you do the assignment? 148 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:26,480 Of course! 149 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:27,920 You didn't? - Oh shit, dude! 150 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:28,880 I totally forgot 151 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:29,880 I knew it! 152 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:31,080 Now what? 153 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:32,400 Let's see 154 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:33,440 I don't know! 155 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:35,240 It's okay, the class has been cancelled anyway. 156 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:35,800 Didn't you check the group? 157 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:36,480 Hello! - No! 158 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:38,840 Yeah bro, how are you? 159 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:40,400 Yeah? 160 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:41,200 Yeah, man. 161 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:43,720 Did your brother get notes for Micro? 162 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:47,360 Nice nail paint! 163 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:48,040 Thanks! 164 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:49,360 Where did you get it? 165 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:50,280 Can you hear me now? 166 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:51,680 That's great! By the way.. 167 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:54,520 Did your brother get notes for Micro? 168 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:55,520 Oh, okay! 169 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:58,160 Your brother already got extra notes for Micro? 170 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:01,160 Okay, okay! 171 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:04,200 So what am I supposed to do with the notes I have right in my hands? 172 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:06,920 Throw them? 173 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:08,520 Are you crazy? 174 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,000 These are first year notes and they're important 175 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:12,320 I'll get chicken, you get veg. 176 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:12,840 Oh yeah? 177 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:14,840 That's what I was saying - Okay! 178 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:15,800 Hello? - Yeah, that's what you were saying.. 179 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,320 Are these the notes for Micro? 180 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:20,040 Yes! 181 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:21,320 These are the notes for Micro 182 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:22,520 Extra? 183 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:23,840 Don't you need them now? 184 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:26,400 I'm in the second year, you see 185 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:28,800 Ohh! Can you give us these notes? 186 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:31,520 Of course, I can. 187 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:32,480 Okay, thank you! 188 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:34,120 Easy, they will tear apart 189 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:36,040 Thank you! 190 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:37,880 Brother Trippy. 191 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:40,640 You know my name? 192 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:41,160 Yes! 193 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:44,280 By the way, it's just Trippy. 194 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:46,480 Brother sounds so hostile. 195 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:49,840 Let me love you. 196 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:50,400 No! 197 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,200 Love me like you do. 198 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:53,440 Exactly! 199 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:55,200 Thank you! 200 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:56,560 I'm Raveena! 201 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:58,400 Raveena? 202 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:15,120 Raveena... 203 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:17,400 Raveena... 204 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:19,120 Oh.. 205 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:20,680 Raveena! 206 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:22,960 Hey! 207 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:24,760 Let's go eat something. - Raveena! 208 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:27,600 Her name is Raveena. 209 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:30,040 It's my favorite film, Naira! 210 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:31,920 Andaaz Apna Apna! 211 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:35,200 Her smile is so cute! 212 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:38,720 She has such small cute teeth 213 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:41,200 I'm love-struck! 214 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:42,960 I just want her only! 215 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:44,280 I'm telling you. 216 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:45,840 And you know what? 217 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:47,760 My trick with the notes worked. 218 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:50,640 She gave me a hint. 219 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:52,160 A hint to back off? 220 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:55,040 Back in Naira, back in! 221 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:57,080 She... 222 00:08:58,120 --> 00:08:58,840 touched me! 223 00:08:59,560 --> 00:08:59,920 Yeah! 224 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:01,560 She touched me! 225 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:33,320 This is where she touched me. 226 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:35,880 I had goosebumps all over. 227 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:37,560 What Trippy bro? 228 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:38,840 What's all this dirty talk? 229 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:41,360 It's your mind that wanders to dirty places! 230 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:43,680 Trippy, have you seen Powerpuff Girls? 231 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,160 You know how they were made? 232 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:49,160 Yeah, he mixes some random stuff into a bowl and Chemical X 233 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:53,160 Yeah, if he made Chemical XXX instead, it would have created you bloody desperate! 234 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,600 She just used your arm for support during a lurch. 235 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:58,000 Why didn't she take support from the handhold instead? 236 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:00,440 Is that for drying armpits? 237 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:01,720 Let me sit there 238 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:05,080 But why did she touch me? 239 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:07,240 Two other girls touched you too, Trippy. 240 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:09,280 They moved their hands pretty quickly. 241 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:11,600 Hers lingered for a couple of extra seconds. 242 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:14,520 If she kept her hand for 2 more seconds you'd have married her? 243 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:16,360 Wow! I wish I could! 244 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:17,040 Trippy! 245 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:17,800 Raveena! 246 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,320 I'm sure it was not a hint. 247 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:22,840 Look, Naira 248 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:24,800 everyone has their point of view. 249 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,720 You see a 6, I see a 9 250 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:30,560 It was definitely a hint! 251 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:31,680 You'll end up alone. 252 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:34,080 Raveeena! 253 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:44,760 In my seven months of struggle as Deepika's boyfriend 254 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:46,520 for the first time I got control. 255 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:47,920 Fuck man! 256 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,360 Drive properly! 257 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:51,000 Move! 258 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:54,320 We're driving on the wrong side. 259 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:55,200 Excuse me? 260 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:57,360 Come again, Karan? 261 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:00,120 Bloody idiot! 262 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:01,080 One more! 263 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:02,080 Sisterfuck... 264 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:02,800 He's gone! 265 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:08,320 Baby play some songs? 266 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:08,880 Hunh? 267 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:11,920 Every time she played 'Shape of you' 268 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:14,520 I felt like listening to 'Shere di Kaum Punjabi'. 269 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:16,960 And that AUX cable was like a blowjob. 270 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:19,640 I wanted it but Deepika won't give it! 271 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:21,440 I begged! 272 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:22,880 For the AUX? 273 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:23,840 Yeah, for that too. 274 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:24,440 Bro! 275 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:25,760 Smooth her away! 276 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:27,080 That's what I'm doing. 277 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,280 Today she gave me a hint! 278 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:36,280 I played a Punjabi song. 279 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:37,880 Neither did she cuss 280 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,840 nor did she threaten to leave the car. 281 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:40,120 And.. 282 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:41,200 Gave you a blowjob? 283 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:44,080 Trippy bro I've been talking about the AUX cable. 284 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:48,200 Do both of you grow dumber together? 285 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:49,480 We are brothers after all! 286 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:50,840 She's insulting us! 287 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,120 Karan, where was the hint in this? - "What's the hint?" 288 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:53,760 Where was the hint? 289 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:56,040 Did you really ask me that? 290 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:58,560 That girl is changing for me. 291 00:11:58,560 --> 00:11:58,800 So? 292 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:00,840 That girl is adjusting for me. 293 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:04,480 She envisions a future with me. 294 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:07,320 And I'm not even sure abut my own future! 295 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:09,400 I think it's time to break up. 296 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:11,680 But you said that you like her a lot. 297 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:14,000 And she's super hot, bro! 298 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:14,760 True that! 299 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:16,080 She is quite hot. 300 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:17,800 I wish I had that ass. 301 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,680 Same here. 302 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:21,160 I agree that she's hot, but 303 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:24,040 What about the times I get fucked over? 304 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:25,120 She fucks one up so bad.. 305 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:26,760 that even Johnny Sins could have a complex! 306 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:29,520 She's so dominating, man! 307 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,040 Sometimes I have so much fun.. 308 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:32,360 You like it? 309 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,200 She is extremely dominating. 310 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,560 It's okay for a while 311 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:38,640 but she's gonna fuck me up in long term 312 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:39,560 Karan! 313 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:41,240 Have you thought about other possibilities? 314 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,320 Like what if her phone's battery was low 315 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:45,200 Maybe she just wanted to listen to something new 316 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:45,960 What if.. 317 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:48,200 What if nothing happened and what if it's not a hint! 318 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:49,000 Naira! 319 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:50,320 Everyone has their own point of view. 320 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:52,760 You see a 6, I see a 9. 321 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:54,520 But that was definitely a hint. 322 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:57,040 I'm breaking up. That's for sure! 323 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:58,320 And I'm proposing bro! 324 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:01,040 I got a hint too! 325 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:01,960 Bro! 326 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,800 Broooo! 327 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:11,400 Great idea, guys. Great idea! Trippy, hold this. 328 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:13,520 Where are you going? 329 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:14,360 Wait and watch. 330 00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:14,920 What? 331 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:20,640 Hiii! 332 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:21,160 Hi! 333 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:22,160 Actually.. 334 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:23,800 I was saying that.. 335 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:24,200 Yes? 336 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,560 I'm short of 6 rupees today. 337 00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:29,440 It's okay. It doesn't matter. 338 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:30,440 Can I pay you Rs. 10? 339 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,800 Come on Naira Madam no worries! 340 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:33,880 Here you go! 341 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:34,600 Count it. 342 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:36,640 Sure! 343 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:37,720 Thank you! 344 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:38,400 Have this 345 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:39,480 Naira madam 346 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,560 This mouth freshner is on me. 347 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:42,800 Thank you! 348 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,000 No need to pay for this. 349 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:49,120 Did you guys see that? 350 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:50,320 Karan, did you see? 351 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,760 Birju gave me a hint. 352 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:54,880 He adjusted for me. 353 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:56,160 Gave me a gift too. 354 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:58,080 Trippy dude 355 00:13:59,000 --> 00:13:59,400 Man! 356 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,600 He touched me! 357 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:03,120 Birju 358 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:04,920 I think he's in love with me. 359 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:06,720 Who's Chemical XXX now? 360 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:09,160 Everyone has their point of view. 361 00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:10,880 You see a 6, I see a 9. 362 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:13,880 Call me when you're about to get yourself humiliated. 363 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:16,160 I don't want it! 364 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:19,480 Why would we call her if we're getting humiliated? 365 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:21,040 But what she said is right. 366 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,400 Why get humiliated at all? 367 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:24,320 Bro! 368 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:25,840 Is it done? - You're not completely dumb. 369 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:27,800 Yes, nearly. Just need to butter it away 370 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:31,480 Butter it away once 371 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,840 check out it's pick-up now 372 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:36,360 It will run faster than the leopard 373 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:37,640 Damn good, bro! 374 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:41,520 Bike's like a leopard and my bro's a fucking hunter! 375 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:44,200 Dude, Trippy! Come on! 376 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:46,040 I wish you were a girl, bro! 377 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:46,280 Really? 378 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:48,720 I'd have taken you for such a ride! 379 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,880 Enough bro, stop now! 380 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:52,920 Stop, stop, stop! 381 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,240 (makes moaning sounds) 382 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:57,560 Ohh baby!! 383 00:14:58,320 --> 00:14:58,920 Did you get hurt? 384 00:14:59,040 --> 00:14:59,480 Nope! 385 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,040 Got some tuition classes today 386 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,000 I'll show off my bike to everyone. 387 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:07,160 How do I ask her out, bro? 388 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:08,560 we would have got to college's front gate 389 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:09,280 Forget that! 390 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:25,920 What's up, dude? 391 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:29,200 MC Ma'am is wearing a red sari, again! 392 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:30,800 Ooh la la! 393 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:31,880 Oh wow! 394 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:33,080 It's getting hot in here. 395 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,800 Damn hot! 396 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:37,840 (Singing) 397 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:40,640 (Singing) 398 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,640 (Singing) 399 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:45,920 (Singing) 400 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:46,800 Hi, Karan! 401 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,760 (Singing) 402 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,120 (Singing) 403 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:04,400 I'm leaving bro. 404 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:08,720 So fucking useless! 405 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,000 Oh man! 406 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,920 (Singing) 407 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:16,920 (Singing) 408 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:17,480 Hey! 409 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,520 Prepare a Trippy special. 410 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:19,840 What's a Trippy special, sir? 411 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:21,120 Move! 412 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,160 Don't know about Trippy special? 413 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:24,840 Don't you? 414 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:26,200 Rice and beans with cold coffee. 415 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:26,760 Get it! 416 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:29,640 Can I get you anything else? 417 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:30,520 That's all, bro. 418 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:31,640 He's a new guy, so... 419 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:32,880 No worries! 420 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,200 Is this oil or butter? 421 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:35,120 Oil, Sir. 422 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,400 You think the college pays us for butter? 423 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:37,560 That's the real taste, though. 424 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:38,440 True, Sir. 425 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:40,960 Trippy! 426 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:41,840 Without the 'brother' 427 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:43,240 Hi! 428 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:43,920 Hi! 429 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:45,440 Love the way you lie? 430 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:47,400 Love me like you do. 431 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,000 Exactly! 432 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:50,320 What are you having? 433 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:53,480 You place the order today. 434 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:54,600 What do you mean? 435 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:56,360 For both of us? 436 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:56,880 Yeah. 437 00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:00,200 You mean, for you and for me? 438 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:00,960 Yup. 439 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:04,280 What if I order chhole bhature? 440 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:05,120 I'll have it. 441 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:05,520 Big deal. 442 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:07,120 You like chhole bhature, right? 443 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:22,480 What's the bill? 444 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:23,240 22 rupees madam! 445 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:24,200 22 rupees? 446 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:24,760 Yes! 447 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:26,280 I don't have any change. 448 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:27,800 How much for the Potato puff? 449 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:28,640 18 rupees 450 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:29,400 18? 451 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:29,920 Yes. 452 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:37,200 Should I pay? I've got change. - No, no, just a second. 453 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:38,640 Allow me, please. - Hold on, man. 454 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:12,840 Okay, fine! 455 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:14,560 I agree that ignorance is bliss. 456 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:16,480 But delusion is a piece of shit. 457 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:17,200 Poop! 458 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:18,960 And so are your hints. 459 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,120 Naira... 460 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:22,600 she adjusted for the second time! 461 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:25,360 Now you'll say- "She probably waned to eat something new." 462 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,440 And she touched me for the second time. 463 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,600 Say it was for support too.. 464 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,480 I made it clear with an example just yesterday 465 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:33,640 What was it? - Just yesterday! 466 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:36,640 You guys think this Birju guy is in love with me? 467 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,080 That he gave me a hint? 468 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,960 I'm sure he opens up his shop just for me 469 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,640 and today he must be wearing a red shirt 470 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:42,640 with sunglasses on 471 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:45,440 He's adjusting for me, right? - Hello, Naira Madam! 472 00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:00,120 Now we're getting cigarettes for free. 473 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:02,760 And tobacco-flavoured kisses. 474 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,920 Get it on! 475 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:07,720 Go, he's calling. 476 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:08,880 Let's go, let's go, let's go! 477 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:09,720 Hey, hey! 478 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,160 Naira Madam! Don't you want a cigarette? 479 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:13,040 Naira Madam! 480 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:15,960 Assuming your hints were legit. 481 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,840 What do you guys plan to do about it? 482 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,040 I know. 483 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:21,200 Shailendra! 484 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:21,560 What? 485 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:22,920 Not him again! Let's not talk about him 486 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,000 What's the problem? 487 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:25,400 He's the game-changer. 488 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:28,240 Other people change techniques he changed the game itself 489 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:29,160 But who is he? 490 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:30,560 A senior of his, from school. 491 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:31,960 Who went up to his crush, and said, 492 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,040 "I don't like you!" 493 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:34,120 I'm not interested in you at all." 494 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,200 "I don't even want your number." 495 00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:37,280 How rude! 496 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:40,080 Next day they were caught making out in the washroom 497 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:40,640 What? 498 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,560 Karan, that's not going to work again. 499 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:43,920 This was just an exception. 500 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:46,040 Not an exception but exceptional, Naira! 501 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:46,840 Look, Trippy. 502 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:48,800 She was expecting an 'I like you'. 503 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:51,040 But my bro Shailendra surprised her. 504 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:51,560 No? 505 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,000 Shocked her! 506 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,720 They dated for two long years, bro. 507 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:57,720 Zero attitude. 508 00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:58,720 Zero drama. 509 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:00,640 Pure results, bro. 510 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:02,080 I'm still not convinced. 511 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:04,920 Who's trying to convince you anyway? Go chill with your lover Birju. 512 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:07,120 Bro! 513 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:08,520 I'm ready, bro. 514 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:09,880 I'll be Shailendra! 515 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,200 I'll also be Shailendra. 516 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:13,800 everyone has their point of view. 517 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,000 Need to get ready too 518 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,760 I'm going to wear a nice shirt. 519 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,840 Trippy! My bro Shailendra dressed to disappoint 520 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:19,680 not to impress! 521 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:21,480 Zero efforts, bro. 522 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,240 But I'm going to impress and then break up 523 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:25,000 New shirt 524 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:25,640 new denim. 525 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,400 Cool canvas shoes. 526 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,360 Clean smart look. 527 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,480 Break the beard, bro. 528 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:33,160 Let's create history 529 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:35,520 Again 530 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:36,560 Sisterfuck! 531 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:37,200 FYI 532 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:38,600 FYI 533 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:39,960 You didn't leave for home yet? 534 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,200 I'll pretend to be head over heels with her 535 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:45,560 that she'll breakup with me 536 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:46,400 Deepika! 537 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,360 Let's break up! 538 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,360 The turban is too tight today 539 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:55,560 Hi Trippy! 540 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:04,160 Beautiful roses.. 541 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:06,920 for the beautiful girl. 542 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:08,760 Deepika... 543 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:10,800 Komal told me you wanted to talk to me. 544 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:12,840 Put them in the back. 545 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:14,880 Obviously. 546 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:17,040 That's where roses belong. 547 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:19,960 I like you. 548 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:21,960 Look... 549 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:23,240 To be very honest 550 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:23,960 I don't like you! 551 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,000 I've had a good time with you, Deepika. 552 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:27,560 I'm not at all interested in you 553 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,360 I love you, Deepika! 554 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:30,320 And.. 555 00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:31,240 Your number? 556 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:32,720 Don't need it at all! 557 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:37,800 I like you too, Karan. 558 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,000 What? 559 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:40,320 Excuse me? 560 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:41,400 Excused! 561 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,800 I've had a better time with you, Karan. 562 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:45,640 Pulling my tricks on me? 563 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,400 Are you high? What are you saying? 564 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:49,960 I love you more, Karan. 565 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:51,680 A lot. 566 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:54,440 What's she saying? Has she gone crazy? 567 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:55,840 Calm down, Karan. 568 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:57,520 Shailendra.. Shailendra.. Shailendra 569 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,000 I want to marry you, Deepika. 570 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:00,400 Sure! 571 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,520 Let's get married right now! 572 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:04,000 No, no, no, no, no! 573 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,600 I didn't come here for this. 574 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,160 You came here to break up with me, right? 575 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:08,280 Fine! You can go. 576 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:09,240 Deepika, this is so quick! 577 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:10,960 You were adjusting for me, Deepika. - Let's break up 578 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,120 Relax, baby. 579 00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:13,960 I know that you like me. 580 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:15,680 Remember? 581 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:17,840 When you gave me a hint? 582 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:22,200 You touched me here. 583 00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:23,280 Remember? 584 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:27,480 I gave you a hint? 585 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:28,520 Yeah. 586 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:29,760 I touched you here? 587 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:30,520 Yep. 588 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,000 Here I go again 589 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:35,880 You still think I'm dropping you hints? 590 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:37,360 Tell me? 591 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:38,360 AUX cable? 592 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:39,000 AUX? 593 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:42,120 My phone was dead must have felt listening to something new 594 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:42,840 Chhole bhature? 595 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:44,080 I must have felt having something else for a change 596 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,560 Why in the world would I adjust for you? 597 00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,240 Because you envision a future with mw 598 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:48,840 Wake up! 599 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:50,080 No. 600 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:51,280 Never. 601 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:54,400 Really? 602 00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:56,800 Alright. 603 00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:58,680 This is not how you talk to someone. 604 00:22:58,760 --> 00:22:59,560 I'm leaving! 605 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:01,480 Pervert! 606 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:04,200 Hey, wait! 607 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:05,920 Shit! My phone! 608 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:08,640 This is fine. 609 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:10,520 And why don't you picture future with me? 610 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,040 I'm a bad boyfriend, right? 611 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,520 And you came here to break up with me! 612 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:17,000 No! 613 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,160 I wanted to give us some more time. 614 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:20,520 You're cute. 615 00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:22,680 Yes! We have all the time 616 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,320 I mean...I want to be with you! 617 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:25,880 And I will stay with you! 618 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:27,920 Keep stroking 619 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:29,200 Awesome! 620 00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:29,840 Yeah 621 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:31,240 You want to make out right now? 622 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:32,800 We're right outside the college! 623 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:33,680 Right now! 624 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:34,760 Deepika.. 625 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:35,560 Right here! 626 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:38,200 I'm feeling kinda low. 627 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:40,920 Okay. 628 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:42,920 Wanna grab some food? 629 00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:43,760 Let's go! 630 00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:45,040 Creamy or veggie? 631 00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:46,040 Creamy! 632 00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:48,040 Veggie it is. 633 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,040 Came to break up 634 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:49,960 Patched up instead! 635 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:50,520 Good job, Karan! 636 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:51,120 Raveena! 637 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:52,000 I'm sorry! 638 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,040 Please stop 639 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:53,800 No! 640 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:54,640 Please 641 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:56,240 I wasn't thinking straight 642 00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,960 and I got so puzzled 643 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,400 Naira said that I'm trying to look for hints, 644 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:03,560 and you could have actually used that handhold for support 645 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:05,320 and Karan told me to be like Shailendra. 646 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,960 What the hell did you make me do, Karan? 647 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,640 Please be my permanent partner! 648 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:11,000 Shit! What I'm I even saying! 649 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,560 Karan, you're such a fucking idiot! 650 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,480 Because of you, I messed up! 651 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:15,600 I should have listened to my Dad. 652 00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:17,320 One must always speak the truth 653 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:18,080 I messed up! 654 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:19,160 What do I do now? 655 00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:21,880 I really like this girl a lot. 656 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:22,880 But how do I pursue her 657 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:23,280 Trippy! 658 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:24,400 Please help me 659 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:26,840 Yeah? 660 00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:28,040 Relax. 661 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:29,280 Okay. 662 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:30,240 Please chill. 663 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:32,200 If you say so. 664 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:32,840 Sit. 665 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:34,440 Okay. 666 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:38,600 Scooch a little 667 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:39,840 Okay, sorry. 668 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,560 I can't be your permanent partner. 669 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:48,480 I knew it. 670 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:49,000 Thank you! 671 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:53,760 But... 672 00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:55,240 Sit down. 673 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,440 I can be your dinner partner. 674 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:13,640 Hudson Lane at 8? 675 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:22,120 Yeah. 676 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:23,080 Hudson Lane? 677 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:24,360 Yeah, Hudson Lane. 678 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:27,040 8 PM? 679 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:28,200 8 PM! 680 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:38,880 Okay, bye. 681 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,040 Please stay. 682 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:44,040 Bye! 683 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:08,360 She's back! 684 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:16,960 Yes Shailendra bro? 685 00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:18,640 The girl insults you after that. 686 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,360 That's when you have to tell her that you like her. 687 00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:21,640 You're right! 688 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,680 She did insult me. 689 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:25,040 But she listened afterwards 690 00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:28,000 Hi, Karan! 691 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:29,640 It absolutely does! 692 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,160 You must have faltered at the last minute. 693 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,240 You faltered? 694 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:33,520 My ass! 695 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:35,760 Shailendra is a dumbfuck! 696 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,960 Don't call him that! 697 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:39,920 He helped me set the girl up 698 00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:41,760 He didn't help you with that 699 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:43,560 Honesty did the trick for you. 700 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:44,720 And girls like honest boys. 701 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:44,960 Yeah! 702 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:45,440 Really? 703 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:45,600 Yes! 704 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:47,560 And where are you taking her for dinner? 705 00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:49,200 Hudson Lane. 706 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:51,200 Stop it, guys! 707 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:52,800 Dumbass! 708 00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:56,000 If I become fairer, and grow my hair, and... 709 00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:59,640 and sing songs, then you'll take me to dinner, right? 710 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:00,920 Are you crazy, man? 711 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:02,880 And about your Trippy special 712 00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:04,720 I've paid for it at least 50 times! 713 00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:05,640 Oh, hello! 714 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:06,600 No worries! 715 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:10,680 I'll just take the money out of his wallet. - No, no, no! I have to take her out, dude! 716 00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:11,400 Grab him! 717 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:12,320 I can't give you the money 718 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,000 I'm going to pull the money out of his ass! 719 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:16,880 Just watch me!