WILLOW: Our true enemy is still out there.
ELORA: Airk, where are you?
SORSHA: You're going to need a sorcerer.
THE LICH: The child has revealed herself.
BOORMAN: The legend of the Kymerian Cuirass.
SORSHA: Bavmorda's spirit survived.
BALLANTINE: All you have to do is submit.
WILLOW: She was Elora Danan once.
ELORA: Authrock mora hoatha!
WILLOW: She isn't anymore.
ALLAGASH: Name's Madmartigan.
-KIT: You stole the Lux Arcana. -BOORMAN: Back from him!
KIT: Every time he chose you.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
WILLOW: The Shattered Sea.
Where the maps end and our final test begins.
KIT: What's beyond the Shattered Sea? ZEB: There's nothing.
The sea goes on forever.
KIT: Been out here a long time.
ELORA: Just get me where we're going.
-And then what? -I'll kill the witch.
You are still holding back.
You wanna defeat the Crone?
Well, go on, show me. What are you waiting for?
Fungi yuggoth.
WOMAN: I was like you once, trapped by my fears.
Forget all you think you know. Come with me.
(WAVES SPLASHING)
ELORA: The city is supposed to be here.
Look around. It's over. There is nowhere to go but back.
-You ready? -Yes.
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
(CAPTIVATING MUSIC PLAYING)
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
(THUDS)
Guys. You're here.
This is so great. What a wonderful treat.
KIT: I... AIRK: Look at you. You all right?
You okay?
Airk.
What you must've gone through to get here. Thank you.
Oh, my God.
I missed you so much.
God. I was so blind before.
But I see now, we needed this time apart...
Elora.
-How... -Did I know you're Elora Danan?
She told me. Well, showed me, actually.
-The Crone. -The what?
So, you're... You're one of them now?
They're not who you think they are. Neither is she.
KIT: She is just using you to get what she wants, Airk.
She needs Bavmorda's blood, to raise the...
(GULPS) To something and enslave the world.
-Harbinger. Harbinger. -Harbinger.
-You're doing really good. -Thanks.
She said you would say that.
That you would be stubbornly committed to your own point of view.
Mmm...
Where is she?
In the temple. Waiting.
-She wants to talk to you. -(SCOFFS)
No, thanks. I'm not talking to the Crone.
AIRK: You think I'd let anything happen to you?
-I'm your big brother. -By like a minute.
We really wanna help you. We just wanna take you home.
I'm not the one who needs help.
(INHALES)
(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)
If it puts you at ease, she said that you're welcome to hold on...
-Wait a second. Is that dad's sword? -Yeah.
-Where did you get that? -(SIGHS) It's a long story.
Listen, we don't need to talk to the Crone.
We need to get out of here, now.
And we will.
But frankly...
-What? -She is amazing, and fascinating.
-(SCOFFS) -But also, really intense.
-(GASPS) You wanna take this one? -Yeah.
(SIGHS WEARILY)
-Amazing and fascinating, huh? -Yeah.
What if we refuse?
No? Hey, can't you just, like, you know, uh, flick your wrist
and turn these guys into minced meat or something?
Oh, yeah, yeah, the old minced meat spell. Then we just drag him out of here?
-Why not? It could work. -I'm telling you,
you won't have to drag me anywhere.
You just have to listen to her and then we'll go home, okay?
It's the only way.
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
BOORMAN: Whoa!
Wait. Before we do anything irrevocably stupid...
-There's nothing to discuss, Boorman! -No? You ever heard the phrase,
"If your paramour jumps off the edge of the world,
"wait and think for one second before you follow her."
No. I don't think I've ever heard that one before.
Yeah, well, it's pretty famous.
(BREATH TREMBLING)
A leap of faith.
That's how you get to the Immemorial City, right?
-WILLOW: It's possible. -Then let's go.
WILLOW: It's also possible they were supposed to go alone.
-That we're not meant to follow. -See?
Wait. Why?
For Madmartigan, protecting the world meant protecting Elora.
When he chose to fight the Wyrm from within,
he told Allagash that his child would shoulder that responsibility for him.
Kit is Elora's protector.
And who protects Kit?
I do.
For Tir Asleen, and Sorsha, and...
Because you love her.
Yeah, and when you love someone and they need you,
yes, you jump off the edge of the world to go and get to them.
This is bigger than Airk, and the Crone.
I can feel it.
This is the beginning of a war.
And they can't win it alone.
(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING)
WILLOW: I'm proud of you.
Yeah? What for?
You're on your way to becoming a great sorcerer.
And an even better man.
We'll see each other again.
Ah!
(WATER SPLASHING)
Well, looks like it's just you and me tonight, huh, Willy?
WILLOW: What?
'Cause we're on a... Never mind.
It's just, you know, "Willow and Boorman, the great voyage home."
Maybe we take the scenic route, stop off at some of the finer brothe...
No, sure, yeah. You wanna get back to your... Yeah.
Or we could entertain the ludicrous prospect
that there is perhaps something bigger worth fighting for, or whatever.
WILLOW: It's easy, Boorman.
All you have to do is ask yourself what it is you really love,
then give yourself to it for as long as you can.
For me, it's Mims.
Yeah, priorities. Mmm, tough one.
See, primarily I've always been focused on... me.
Nobody's buying it, Boorman.
Truth is, you're loyal,
-(CLEARS THROAT) -dedicated, and strong.
And Madmartigan would've...
Seriously. Don't.
'Cause I don't wanna start crying and I'm gonna get all embarrassed...
-Will you shut up and let me finish? -No. Too late.
(SHUDDERS) This is a bad idea.
(YELLS)
Whoo!
Look after them.
(WILLOW THEME PLAYING)
(VOICES WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)
AIRK: When I finally let go of my fear, it was like the doors swung open,
and I could see.
-ELORA: What? -Everything.
(SLAMS)
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
-Have you been drinking this shit? -Do you know what it is?
-I mean, what it really is? -Yeah,
it's, like, (WHISPERS) really bad for you.
A mother gives birth.
Her body makes milk for the child.
-Stop. Please stop that. -It's nourishment.
It's the part of himself that he gives to us.
-Who? -(SIGHS)
LILI: The Wyrm.
(WARBLES)
Ladies. The hard part is over.
You're...
...the Crone?
You may be the only person in the world who can call me that and live.
-What have you done to my brother? -I haven't done anything to him.
You know, despite what you've been told, I'm not the bad guy.
You tried to banish Elora to the Thirteenth Night.
Don't pretend like you have the faintest idea what that means.
What do you want?
We're gonna set her free.
She's the Harbinger of the Wyrm.
She's gonna awaken him and bring about a new age of this world.
Yeah, that sounds really bad.
All I want is to offer you the same choice that was given to us.
And no matter what we choose, you'll let us go?
AIRK: I was once where you are now, and I was scared.
Trust me, there's nothing to be scared of.
(CLICKS TONGUE) Uh-huh.
Could you give us a moment?
(WHISPERING) I don't like this.
What? And you think I do?
I mean, it's obviously a trap.
Obviously. Airk has always been pretty gullible.
You know, one time I convinced him that he had Bugenhagen's Disease,
and all of his fingers and toes
would, like, rot off if he didn't drink large amounts of vinegar.
-Is that a real thing? -Oh, no, no. I made it up.
-Oh. -Girls, whenever you're ready.
-Right. We're coming. -(CHUCKLES)
What do we do?
-I don't know. I thought you had a plan. -I thought you would have a plan.
What...
(SIGHS)
What's the choice?
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
THE CRONE: Everyone's choice is their own.
Only you can know what it is.
(KIT SIGHS)
(RUMBLING)
(BOTH PANTING)
Whoa.
GRAYDON: That's probably it, huh?
BOORMAN: Oi! (GRUNTING)
Did you not hear me shouting?
(PANTING)
Whoo!
(SIGHS) Whoa!
Yeah.
-You guys see anyone around? -Nope.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
What about that? You see that?
Oh, terrific.
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
By the time the sun sets, it'll be here.
And then what, huh?
It's dark, windy, probably the end of the world.
I guess what I'm saying is...
...if either of you two wanna make out right now real quick, I'd be up for it.
So what's the plan?
We just go down there and see what happens?
Great strategic minds of tomorrow, right here.
What do you suggest?
Well, I already suggested that we all kiss,
but you blew me off. So in lieu of that...
(CHUCKLES)
...camouflage.
(KIT SHUDDERS)
You said not to go into the light.
As I recall, you felt strongly.
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
It's okay.
(SIGHS)
I'll go alone.
(SIGHS) Great. I'll wait here.
(SIGHS)
(SWORD CLATTERS)
(ENCHANTING MUSIC PLAYING)
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
Mom?
This can't be real.
Can't it?
Don't you recognize my touch?
My voice?
(KIT BREATHES HEAVILY)
My sweet, brave girl.
I'm so sorry.
I hid the truth from you because I wanted to spare you all this pain and loss.
I thought you deserved a chance at happiness.
I still do.
So, what do you think?
I think it's a beautiful lie.
AIRK: I guess it can be anything we want.
-It's our wedding. -Ours?
No. No. Elora, wait.
SORSHA: Don't worry, they're just gonna talk.
We should, too.
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
BOORMAN: Okay, now.
(BOORMAN SPITS, COUGHS)
(GRAYDON AND JADE COUGHING)
This is so silly. There's no one here.
Oh, they're here. They're hiding.
-(SCOFFS) From who? -From us.
Well, if they're hiding from us, that means they know that we're here.
In which case, who are we hiding from?
From them!
(JADE SIGHS)
It's like you've never snuck into an undead city before.
Okay, I'm gettin' up.
-What? No. Wait. -Yeah. Sorry, buddy. Me too.
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(DEATH DOG GROWLS)
That's ominous.
(SIGHS)
-You first. -(GROANS SOFTLY)
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
They're in there.
I know it.
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTING)
(YELLS)
(PANTING)
You know what? I don't even wanna go in there.
We're running out of time!
-Hey, buddy, Graydon. Do magic. -GRAYDON: Right. I'm the sorcerer.
Locktwarr suporium dannthu.
-(WARBLING) -Locktwarr suporium dannthu.
-JADE: How's it going? -I'm trying. It's strong magic.
Try harder.
Locktwarr suporium dannthu.
-JADE: Time's of the essence, guys. -Hurry up, mate.
I'm trying!
Locktwarr suporium dannthu.
Open the damn door!
Oh, shit! Guys, I'm turning to stone.
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
It isn't easy to admit to your daughter that you were wrong.
About what?
(SERENE MUSIC PLAYING)
About lots of things.
(SIGHS) Mostly about you.
I tried to mold you into something that I thought you had to be,
and to what I had to be, the queen.
Responsibility is the chain around your neck.
Weighs you down.
Some people are built for that.
But not you.
You were always meant to forge your own path.
I knew it.
And I was wrong to deny you your freedom.
But it's not too late for me to give it back to you.
What's it like to do magic?
Huh?
-It's okay, I guess. -Hmm.
-I'm still a beginner. -Oh.
Can you fly?
-What? No! -(BOTH CHUCKLE)
(CHUCKLES)
Can you... shoot lightning bolts out of your fingertips?
No.
(GRUNTS)
I mean, I've done some stuff.
Back home, when I used to cook...
...sometimes I'd just get to this place
where I wasn't even thinking about what I was doing.
Uh, my hands were just guided by some instinct...
...that I couldn't name or explain.
I just always knew that it would turn out perfectly.
(CHUCKLES)
-And that's what it's like with magic? -No.
It's never been like that.
It's like... I can see it.
I can see what being good would look like.
But I just never seem to be able to get to that place.
Maybe it's 'cause you don't wanna be Elora Danan.
What if we could go back to the last night in Tir Asleen?
Before I left, before you met Willow and found out who you were,
and before all those people died to protect you.
Yeah, what if instead we got married and had a life together,
and all you'd be giving up
is something you never really wanted in the first place?
(BREATH TREMBLING) You...
You can't change what's...
No.
But the Wyrm can.
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
-That's it? -That's it.
The life you want, the life you were meant to have, is yours.
And not in a dream, but for real, and from this moment on.
Everything the way it was before?
If that's what you want.
And you'll be free to set off on the great adventure that awaits you.
With whomever you choose to share it.
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)
(BREATH TREMBLING)
MADMARTIGAN: Kit...
(WARBLING)
MADMARTIGAN: Can you hear me?
Dad?
MADMARTIGAN: I need you to listen.
I don't know how much time we've got.
Is that really you?
MADMARTIGAN: I need your help.
-Are you here? Where are you? -MADMARTIGAN: I'm with you. Always.
(CHUCKLES) You kinda left a while ago.
MADMARTIGAN: It was the hardest thing I've ever done.
But love is sacrifice.
You've gotta be willing to give up what you want for what you believe in.
It's the only way to save Elora.
-Dad, I'm not you. -MADMARTIGAN: Yes, you are.
No, really, I'm not.
MADMARTIGAN: All right, you're not. You're better.
You are her shield.
You are her sword.
And I am already so proud of you. Now go.
(SIGHS)
(GASPS)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(GRUNTING)
Couldn't let it go, could you?
Where is she?
I admit, I'm disappointed.
Would've loved to have gotten both grandkids.
Blood of the Six and all. But some people you just can't reach.
There were others like you who chose to defy him.
They lived just long enough to regret it.
Take me to her. Now.
Elora's made her choice. The right choice.
(RUMBLING)
THE CRONE: Now the great awakening has begun.
Those, like her, who embrace his power are rising...
...to deliver this world from suffering and despair.
If only they could do the same for you, dear.
(STONE CRACKING)
(PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING)
(ELORA SIGHS)
(GASPS)
You crossed the world to save the man you love.
And now you can.
With one simple act of love, you can complete the circle,
cure this diseased world of its affliction and be joined forever in his light.
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
It's taken me a long time to figure out who I am.
But I knew from the moment that I saw you,
that there was something special inside of you.
Remember when I told you
that it would be enough if you just looked at me,
the way that you are right now, for the rest of my life?
(CHUCKLES)
I do.
And it almost is.
It's almost enough.
Just that...
And your kiss.
He's all yours.
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
THE CRONE: And all of you...
...is ours.
You know what?
I don't think I'm into you anymore.
(GRUNTS)
-What? -I'm not gonna kiss him.
-(SCOFFS) Definitely not gonna marry him. -LILI: It's too late.
-You've made the choice. -No, I haven't.
And not you or them,
or some Wyrm is gonna make me do something that I don't wanna do.
But consider the alternative.
Stand against us and lands will burn, kingdoms laid to waste, lives destroyed,
and everyone you have ever known and loved will die, starting with them.
(SIGHS) And ending with you. For what?
Your principles?
That's just another word for rules.
More rules. We're sorceresses.
Goddesses. We make our own rules.
-Just let go, my dove. -Ugh, I'm not your dove.
-You're being gross, and really creepy. -I'm not being creepy.
No. You're being so creepy.
If old you could see the new you, he'd gag.
I don't get it.
Who are you that you would choose pain over pleasure?
The hardest road when the easiest is laid out in front of you?
(THUDS, RUMBLES)
WILLOW: She's Elora Danan.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
Last Blood of Kymeria, future Empress, High Priestess,
Semprum Sorceress of the Nine Realms.
And you, lady, are in big trouble.
(SIGHS SOFTLY)
Voornath.
-(YELLS) Shut up! -Lunanockt.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(ALL GASP)
(EXHALES)
-You all right? Oh. -Yeah, good. A little crusty.
-Yeah. How are you? -I'm good.
I decided not to marry your brother.
-Good, I didn't think you should. -Oh, really? Why?
Because he's possessed or he's just a little naive?
(CRACKING)
(CHITTERS)
(GROWLING)
Behind you.
(ELORA GASPS)
(CREATURES WARBLING, GROWLING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
-(BOORMAN YELLS) -(GROWLS)
(PANTING)
No, no, no, no, no!
-Kathoth lunanore! -(AIRK GRUNTS)
THE CRONE: You know how it ends.
You think you can change it?
You think you can defeat the Wyrm?
He's eternal, bitch.
(ALL GRUNTING)
(CREATURES GROWLING)
A little help, Princess!
THE CRONE: It's not that you don't have the power,
it's conviction you lack. Where's Cherlindrea's little stick?
GRAYDON: You mean this little stick?
-Hey, no, Graydon. Please, just don't. -It's okay.
I know what I'm doing. I can do this.
Show me.
Y'gha'g shoggog, y'eah zenot luuthrock!
(WARBLING)
(GRAYDON GRUNTING)
(GRAYDON GRUNTS, PANTS)
THE CRONE: See? That's what you're missing.
Passion.
I genuinely felt how badly he wanted to hurt me.
He put everything he had into it. All his ache.
(GASPS)
Desire really is the most exquisite agony.
No. Please.
Ah...
(GRAYDON SCREAMS)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
No!
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(THE CRONE LAUGHS)
(CRACKLING)
(THUDS)
What made you come back?
WILLOW: It's where I belong.
Standing beside you.
(CREATURES GROWLING)
Now, I'm gonna kill these blokes. Go.
(COUGHS)
(SNARLING)
JADE: Where'd they go?
KIT: They're in here. Somewhere.
-Whoa! -(WEAPONS CLANG)
(KIT SIGHS)
All right, next time, I am organizing the quest. Top down.
-We have to help Elora. -Yeah. And you're gonna need this.
-It doesn't work. -Didn't work for me.
Didn't work for Allagash. But it's gonna work for you.
I finally figured it out.
This isn't my story.
It's yours. You're the one.
And all you gotta do is believe in yourself,
and you'll be unstoppable.
Now...
...go save us all.
What are you gonna do?
I'd like to leave this world the way I came in.
-What? -Butt naked and kickin' ass. Go!
Okay, boys. Who brought butter?
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
(CRACKLING)
(SNARLS)
(CRACKLING)
(GRUNTS)
(SQUEALS)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
-(CREATURES GROWLING) -(YELLS)
(WARBLES)
Avagdu.
(CREATURES SCREAM)
(WARBLING)
(GRUNTING)
(THE CRONE SNARLING)
-Again! -(GROWLS)
(PANTING)
-Airk! The Crone lied to you. -She told me the truth!
She showed me what I could be!
You're my brother.
I'm your king!
Okay, this conversation is over.
-(YELLS) -(ALL GRUNTING)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(AIRK GRUNTING)
(GROWLS)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(GROWLS)
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
(RUMBLING CONTINUES)
I'm here.
-Where? -WILLOW: Inside your head, dummy.
(GASPING)
-She's too strong. -WILLOW: She's not as strong as you are.
-Then why can't I beat her? -'Cause you're still afraid.
(BOTH GRUNT)
WILLOW: You know, it's taken me a long time to learn,
it's okay to fall, to make mistakes. I've made lots.
It's how you become a cantankerous old sorcerer.
The trick is to embrace your defeats as well as your victories.
You pay for both in the end.
-(ALL GRUNTING) -WILLOW: Be decent.
Be fearless.
And know this,
wherever the adventure leads, I'm with you.
(CRACKLING)
(EXHALES)
(BOTH YELLING)
(YELLS)
(SCREAMS)
(ALL GRUNTING)
-(YELLS) -(CLANGS)
-(GRUNTS) -(GROWLING)
And now, Elora Danan, you will meet your end.
(WARBLING)
(YELLS)
(THE CRONE GROANS)
(SCREAMS)
-(GRUNTS) -(GROANS)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(YELLS)
(GROANS)
(PANTING)
(THE CRONE SCREAMS)
(GROWLING)
(YELLS)
(CRACKLING)
(WARBLING)
(THE CRONE SCREAMING)
(ELORA YELLS)
(THE CRONE SCREAMS)
(PANTING)
(CRACKLES)
(PANTING)
No, no, no, no. No. What do I do? How do I help you?
-You already have. -This wasn't supposed to happen.
-This wasn't the plan. -This was always the plan.
Where Bavmorda failed, you will succeed.
I know it. You are the Harbinger.
And now you're ready.
Ready for what?
To rule.
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
Kit, the Lux. You have try it now.
(CLANGS)
(WARBLING)
(CLICKING)
(GASPS)
(ADVENTUROUS MUSIC PLAYING)
(ROARS)
-(WEAPONS CLANG) -(AIRK GRUNTS)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
-(CLANGS) -(AIRK GRUNTS)
(PANTING)
I don't wanna hurt you.
You can't hurt me. I'm stronger than you.
Airk, please.
I'm gonna kill you to get to her.
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
(METALLIC RINGING)
(KIT YELLS)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(YELLS)
Wait.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(SWORD CLATTERS)
We all have to give something up.
(SOBS) For what we believe in.
But you know what?
We both believe...
...that love...
Is the most powerful thing in the universe.
(CRIES)
(YELLS)
(GASPS)
(BREATH TREMBLING)
-What do I do? -Talk to him.
If he can, he'll see the light and come to you.
(KIT SNIFFLES)
(SOBBING) I know that you're in the dark. And I know you're scared.
But I did not come all of this way to lose you.
Airk.
(SNIFFLES) Airk.
You're far away right now. You're lost.
(MUFFLED GIGGLING)
KIT: (SNIFFLES) And I know it feels like...
It feels like you're alone right now... but you're not.
And I've got you.
(BREATH TREMBLING)
And I'm never gonna leave you.
(GRUNTS)
KIT: Airk.
Airk, wake up. Airk.
AIRK: Kit.
(GASPS)
-(GROANS) -Hi.
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLING) Hi.
You're okay.
Who is that? (GROANS)
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING)
I want my mum.
No one's gonna know how brave he really was.
They will.
I'm gonna tell them.
It just goes on and on till eventually you end up back where you started.
BOORMAN: Nah, we'll make it back.
We always figure something out.
Yeah.
You know, you really have to prove it, though,
if you wanna adventure with us. We don't mess about.
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
Hmm.
What?
I'm gonna take it off.
When?
As soon as I figure out how.
What if the Wyrm or whatever is still down there, waiting?
It is.
I saw it.
Shouldn't we go back and try and kill it?
Soon it'll come for us.
(SCOFFS) Now we've really pissed it off.
JADE: You don't seem too worried.
-Isn't that usually your thing? Worrying? -WILLOW: No.
I've got you girls. And soon there'll be more.
Like a snowball gathering size and speed as it rolls downhill.
Did I ever tell you about the time
Madmartigan rolled himself into a giant snowball?
KIT: No, what happened?
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
-(MUSIC STOPS) -Hey. Come on.
We need you up here.
(CAPTIVATING MUSIC PLAYING)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(FIRE CRACKLING)
-(RUMBLING) -(GASPING)
(GROANS)
(PANTING)
Uh...
What is this?
(RUMBLING)
The end.
The beginning.
The dawn of the next age of this world.
My age.
But I can't do this alone.
I need someone to help me.
To sit beside me at the head of all tables.
And to lead the world into my light.
And, Graydon...
...I want you.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(CREATURES GROWLING)
Now look at them yo-yos that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya, them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
We got to install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators
We got to move these color TVs
Hoover mover
Uh
Gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
He's gotta move these refrigerators
Got to move these color TVs
Looky here, look out
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin'
That's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Money for nothin'
Chicks for free
Money for nothin'
Chicks for free
Ah, money for nothin'
Chicks for free
Easy money for nothin'
Get chicks for free
That ain't workin'