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恭喜
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天啊,黛西,我好驕傲,真的好驕傲
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- 跟我好像
- 看這邊
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- 讓我拍你的眼睛
- 不要
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- 我想捕捉你眼中的喜悅
- 生產九小時
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- 好像電影
- 我渾身大汗
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這樣不好看
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- 要我拿攝影機嗎?
- 太好了
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麻煩把我們三個都拍進去
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霍華,這是我們的寶寶
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以後會是吧?
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你覺得寶寶何時會孵出來?
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不曉得,應該會在...
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正常的時間...
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霍華與黛西鴨的整個世界瞬間改變
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他們不知道的是
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他們的孩子也注定會改變別人的世界
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{\an8}(漫威動畫呈獻)
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{\an8}時間
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{\an8}空間
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{\an8}現實
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{\an8}並不是線性關係
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{\an8}而是個有無限可能的稜鏡
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{\an8}單一個選擇就能衍生出無數現實
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{\an8}創造出全然不同的平行世界
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{\an8}我是觀察者
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{\an8}我會引導你穿越浩瀚的新現實
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{\an8}跟我來,推敲問題的無限可能...
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{\an8}《無限可能:假如...?》
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{\an8}假如...?
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這段改變世界的戀情
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{\an8}始於一場派對
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{\an8}(歡迎蒞臨璀璨的拉斯維加斯)
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由阿斯嘉派對王子親自主辦的星際聚會
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好啊!
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向各星球介紹地球
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{\an8}也讓霍華鴨與黛西路易斯結緣
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現在是優惠時段,想吃半價玉米片嗎?
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好啊,鴨鴨,但這可不是約會
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她說得對
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比約會更重要
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我宣布黛西和鴨...
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(新婚)
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但索爾的密加德瘋狂派對改變的
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不只是霍華和黛西的生活
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派對雖已結束,但賓客從未離開
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因為地球與宇宙永遠糾纏在一起
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就像霍華與黛西
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我生來就是要愛你,寶貝
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你生來就是要愛我
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你知道
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我愛你愛到瘋狂,蛋寶寶
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夠了沒,1980年代要把這首歌討回去
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真好笑
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問題是這首歌是KISS合唱團在1979年寫的
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抱歉,史威樂太太,我們想哄寶寶睡覺
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怎麼哄?虐待嗎?
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我們和聲練得很辛苦耶
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好啦,相信寶寶很喜歡
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你看...
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睡得好熟
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我不爽她那麼不屑
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好啦,無所謂
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你看我們把寶寶的巢都準備好了
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這裡是鴨鴨家,那當然
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你們收到...
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- 什麼?
- 什麼?不
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那些罪名都撤銷了
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兩張票
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免費搭乘宗師的豪華繁星遊輪
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- 讚喔
- 等等,給我們?
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目標性廣告
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這會是永生難忘的體驗
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嗨,繁星水手們
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放下你的煩惱,拋開你的鬱悶
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因為你將搭乘大宗師號
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探險沒有界限
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霍華,你有看到這行程嗎?
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佛米爾星的雙人懸崖跳水...
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他們說跟心愛的人一起跳才會真心喜歡
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搭熔岩船通過穆斯貝爾海姆的運河
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等等,那不會把我們寶寶煮熟吧?
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黛西,你也聽到了,這是家庭遊輪
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- 他們都安排妥當了
- 那當然
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快,我想趁沒人去吃到飽餐廳
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霍華,天啊,抓住寶寶
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- 寶寶,抓住了
- 我抓住了
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- 飄起來了
- 可見我們放輕鬆了
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看到目標了
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通知買家我們會在天上攔截
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- 天啊
- 感覺很棒耶
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太扯了,瞧我們
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- 就是啊,瞧我們
- 獻上花環
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迎賓雞尾酒,放鬆一下
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黛西,你看這些花環,竟然不是塑膠的
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好有質感
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這迎賓飲料就像溫暖的擁抱
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還有伏特加,主要是伏特加
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- 來,再來一杯
- 再來一杯
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好啦,那不是...
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請用,我堅持
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在大宗師號上,如果你不記得
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- 那就不是壞的決定
- 天啊,霍華,是他
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- 我得跟他打一架嗎?
- 不是...
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- 泡沫DJ
- 泡沫DJ
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- 對
- 宗師
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不一定要鞠躬,我沒那麼重要
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- 收回這句話,我超重要
- 嘿
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真的,我們超感謝你送的票
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給你們這些熱情粉絲?
我最愛的就是一個有益...
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想必這是我們都在這裡的可愛原因
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你瞧瞧
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你們擁有銀河系最優秀的
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保姆、包巾婦、睡覺訓練員
奶媽、互惠生、女家教,還有...
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托帕其實是很優秀的奶媽
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那部分要額外付費
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隨時供你們差遣
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讓你們盡情享受甜蜜的兩人時光
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他說得不無道理
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新手父母?
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對,我們的第一個
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看得出來
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宗師的豪華歡迎早午餐即將開始
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「豪華」可不是宣傳噱頭
這真的挺豪華的
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當然,我們保留了特別的主位
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給我們尊貴的來賓
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- 真棒
- 好高級
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- 椅子好舒服
- 看過來
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各位先生女士,請就坐
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最重要的是,舉杯
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希望大家都餓了,因為只要嚐到...
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早餐就這麼豐盛
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霍華...我看不懂菜單
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- 你懂嗎?
- 不懂
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但我的手機懂
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看看是什麼意思
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有了,「宗師邀請您
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{\an8}盡情享用霍華與黛西鴨」
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等等,什麼?
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等等...是「盡情欣賞」
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「盡情欣賞」,這樣好多了
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今天的特餐
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是一道無與倫比的...豐盛主菜
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出生自兩個世界...
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出生自兩個世界?
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真正的宇宙奇蹟
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- 霍華
- 等等,上面寫
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{\an8}「盡情欣賞霍華與黛西鴨的
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{\an8}- 自製...」
- 霍華
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這是一人要帶一道菜嗎?
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霍華
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- 你看寶寶
- 等一下
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(蛋)
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黛西,他們想吃寶寶
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不然呢,霍華,我們碰上吃人魔漢尼拔了
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早午餐開...
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什麼?天啊,莫霍克上尉救了我們寶寶
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抱歉打擾各位吃早餐
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我希望外帶一些餐點
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天啊,莫霍克上尉搶走了我們的寶寶
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不...嘿,太空海盜
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你在等什麼?快啊,鴨鴨
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沒人,我們去救生艙那邊
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好,出發囉
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霍華,你確定你會開嗎?
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開什麼玩笑?我是鴨子
天生就會飛,繫上安全帶
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讓開
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快點,寶貝!快點,快追到了
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快,振作起來,黛西
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這跟大蜜蜂一樣
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什麼?
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- 它就消失...
- 他們剛剛在...
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我們在想什麼?遊輪上絕對沒好事
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對不起
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早知道不該來的
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我們的寶寶不見了
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我們只有一項工作
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卻失敗了
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你在做什麼?
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求救啊,我們顯然無法靠自己
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跟宇宙聚合案有關
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這對夫妻可能是我們等待已久的線索
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- 你說他們叫什麼?
- 鴨鴨夫婦
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到底怎麼搞的,局長?
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先是宗師,現在又來破壞者?
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這些人幹嘛追我們的寶寶?
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我保證,鴨鴨夫婦
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救回你們的蛋是神盾局的第一要務
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是嗎?看來銀河中的每個人都這麼想
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我們的孩子到底哪裡特別?
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霍華
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除了他們是我們的孩子之外
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你們知道宇宙聚合嗎?
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等等,宇宙聚合?
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- 那不是在我的預產期嗎?
- 沒錯
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許多人相信行星連珠是一個徵兆
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象徵一股強大新力量的誕生
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你想是我們的孩子?
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我心裡一直知道
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我們的小寶貝注定會幹大事
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長官,跟您說句話
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衛星偵測到破壞者從貓眼星雲
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進行跳躍
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他們可能是要與收藏者見面
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這最好交給專家處理,鴨鴨夫婦
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我們會確保你們的蛋不會落入壞人手中
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福瑞閃人
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管他的,我才不等神盾局
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如果破壞者為收藏者效力
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那我們就知道他們要去哪裡
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- 哪裡?
- 知無領域
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- 什麼?
- 知無領域
213
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他們一定會去某個地方
214
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知無領域
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- 霍華?
- 知無領域
216
00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:48,521
他們要去哪裡?
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00:10:50,021 --> 00:10:53,855
(知無領域)
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00:10:57,938 --> 00:10:59,687
勇度烏丹塔大人
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這位是卡西流斯,黑暗魔法大師
220
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只有在靜默中才能聽見來自黑暗的耳語
221
00:11:11,063 --> 00:11:12,770
收藏者怎麼了?
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00:11:12,771 --> 00:11:15,270
他已經被...收藏了
223
00:11:15,271 --> 00:11:17,479
困在鏡次元裡
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00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:20,062
但我們知道宇宙中最強大的物品
225
00:11:20,063 --> 00:11:23,854
最後似乎總能設法來到這裡
226
00:11:23,855 --> 00:11:26,479
聽著,江湖謠傳
227
00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:29,520
這個蛋是搶手貨
228
00:11:29,521 --> 00:11:34,312
我收到黑暗精靈和一個奧林匹亞神的出價
229
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懂我意思嗎?所以,我們漲價了
230
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抱歉,上尉
231
00:11:39,646 --> 00:11:41,896
多瑪暮不是來討價還價的
232
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別緊張,黛西,小心牆壁
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沒事
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00:11:56,688 --> 00:11:59,270
安靜,霍華!有人在看我就無法停車
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我不看
236
00:12:03,646 --> 00:12:04,771
好棒棒,寶貝
237
00:12:07,396 --> 00:12:10,730
沒想到你竟從下水道逃走
238
00:12:11,896 --> 00:12:14,229
你連公廁都不上的
239
00:12:14,230 --> 00:12:16,396
我並不驕傲,這也沒辦法
240
00:12:17,105 --> 00:12:19,105
霍華,我聽到詭異的聲音
241
00:12:19,855 --> 00:12:20,855
你聽到了嗎?
242
00:12:31,980 --> 00:12:33,771
- 對,很詭異
- 非常詭異
243
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霍華
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這根本是在演《大開眼戒》
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多瑪暮
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- 對,沒錯
- 你真行
247
00:13:03,813 --> 00:13:05,145
我們的寶寶在那裡
248
00:13:05,146 --> 00:13:07,438
糟糕,我們一定要想辦法
249
00:13:15,105 --> 00:13:17,937
請問一下,這場魔法儀式是在幹嘛?
250
00:13:17,938 --> 00:13:21,062
我們當然知道,只是想聽聽你的說法
251
00:13:21,063 --> 00:13:24,895
安靜,「賦靈」就要開始了
252
00:13:24,896 --> 00:13:26,688
- 賦靈?
- 賦靈?
253
00:13:28,688 --> 00:13:34,563
看,我們的黑暗大師,多瑪暮
254
00:13:41,313 --> 00:13:44,188
多瑪暮,我們為您獻上一份祭品
255
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作為您宿主的強大載體
256
00:13:47,646 --> 00:13:50,229
您將因此重生
257
00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,312
霍華,我想
258
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他們要讓多瑪暮附在我們寶寶身上
259
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不行...
260
00:13:58,188 --> 00:13:59,437
那是什麼?
261
00:13:59,438 --> 00:14:01,355
- 這是...
- 什麼?不
262
00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,020
神盾局!通通不許動
263
00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:10,187
不是我幹的,我是無辜的
264
00:14:10,188 --> 00:14:12,437
放輕鬆,霍華
他不是來抓我們的,記得嗎?
265
00:14:12,438 --> 00:14:14,855
對,習慣成自然了
266
00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:17,354
手伸出長袍外,快!
267
00:14:17,355 --> 00:14:21,980
你持有非法11級宇宙違禁品
268
00:14:22,563 --> 00:14:25,604
我建議你別輕舉妄動,局長
269
00:14:25,605 --> 00:14:28,770
你不知道自己蹚了什麼渾水
270
00:14:28,771 --> 00:14:32,687
我只知道那個蛋在神盾局手中
271
00:14:32,688 --> 00:14:34,480
銀河系最安全
272
00:14:35,188 --> 00:14:36,605
神盾局手中?
273
00:14:37,313 --> 00:14:39,187
謝了,不用,大哥
274
00:14:39,188 --> 00:14:42,479
庭上,我很感激這項搜救行動
275
00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:45,145
但我們不是在找托兒所
276
00:14:45,146 --> 00:14:46,520
這兩個是誰?
277
00:14:46,521 --> 00:14:48,020
我們是蛋的父母
278
00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:50,187
抱歉,鴨鴨夫婦
279
00:14:50,188 --> 00:14:53,229
神盾局不能將這麼強大的生命體
280
00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:55,687
託付給新手媽媽和一個賭鬼
281
00:14:55,688 --> 00:14:58,312
- 喂!
- 改過自新的賭鬼,謝謝
282
00:14:58,313 --> 00:15:00,354
我有籌碼,不是這個籌碼
283
00:15:00,355 --> 00:15:02,105
考森,裝箱
284
00:15:07,771 --> 00:15:12,521
看來你需要幫忙,重新調整你的觀點
285
00:15:17,188 --> 00:15:18,271
我不喜歡這樣
286
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,230
如果真的要這樣...
287
00:15:28,396 --> 00:15:30,105
為了多瑪...
288
00:15:30,938 --> 00:15:31,938
快搶...
289
00:15:33,521 --> 00:15:34,896
- 快搶
- 快搶,我要我的...
290
00:15:39,896 --> 00:15:40,896
好了
291
00:15:43,605 --> 00:15:44,605
我們走
292
00:15:46,771 --> 00:15:47,771
你聽到了嗎?
293
00:15:49,813 --> 00:15:51,437
求必有應
294
00:15:51,438 --> 00:15:52,645
我沒聽到你問誰
295
00:15:52,646 --> 00:15:55,521
我有問,寶貝,在我腦袋裡
296
00:15:58,605 --> 00:16:01,520
最新太空消息,地球防衛軍神盾局
297
00:16:01,521 --> 00:16:04,562
因一項宇宙遺跡遺失發出象牙警報
298
00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:07,313
有人目睹
它被一艘薩卡星船艦載離知無領域
299
00:16:08,396 --> 00:16:11,479
你看我們,就像《我倆沒有明天》
300
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:14,355
你看過那部片嗎?他們結局很慘
301
00:16:15,021 --> 00:16:17,271
我們得找個地方避風頭
302
00:16:17,896 --> 00:16:21,896
別擔心,我知道一個適合的地方
303
00:16:23,188 --> 00:16:26,979
長久以來,約頓海姆無人問津
304
00:16:26,980 --> 00:16:31,229
有了這個,九界將別無選擇
305
00:16:31,230 --> 00:16:34,688
只能見證我們的光榮使命
306
00:16:35,230 --> 00:16:40,062
就在約頓坡豪華酒店、度假村與賭場
307
00:16:40,063 --> 00:16:42,855
未來的星際冬季運動中心
308
00:16:43,563 --> 00:16:44,729
挺酷的吧?
309
00:16:44,730 --> 00:16:47,854
我父親還沒完全同意
310
00:16:47,855 --> 00:16:50,062
但我會說服他的
311
00:16:50,063 --> 00:16:53,437
老兄,我們不是來聽你促銷的
我們來找你幫忙
312
00:16:53,438 --> 00:16:55,812
我也這麼想,那我廢話不多說
313
00:16:55,813 --> 00:16:58,562
我等不及要當你們寶寶的教父了
314
00:16:58,563 --> 00:17:00,895
我好榮幸,謝謝,這對我意義重大
315
00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:02,645
這傢伙是認真的嗎?
316
00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:05,437
雖然這個提議超讚...
317
00:17:05,438 --> 00:17:07,395
- 是
- 真的,我們很感動
318
00:17:07,396 --> 00:17:09,520
我們需要找地方避風頭
319
00:17:09,521 --> 00:17:12,145
我們在躲幾個警察
320
00:17:12,146 --> 00:17:14,020
- 還有魔法師
- 還有海盜
321
00:17:14,021 --> 00:17:15,562
如何?你能幫我們嗎?
322
00:17:15,563 --> 00:17:16,645
你在說什麼?
323
00:17:16,646 --> 00:17:20,021
你是我兄弟的馬子的好友
324
00:17:21,938 --> 00:17:23,521
你根本就是我家人
325
00:17:24,271 --> 00:17:26,354
謝了,這一路好辛苦
326
00:17:26,355 --> 00:17:28,896
我們還沒能喘口氣
327
00:17:31,938 --> 00:17:35,229
客人到了嗎?別急,過幾天才試營運
328
00:17:35,230 --> 00:17:38,188
我想他們不是來找你的
329
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:48,646
鴨鴨夫婦,我說這件事交給我們
330
00:17:49,271 --> 00:17:50,605
尼克福瑞先生
331
00:17:51,146 --> 00:17:52,146
我們走
332
00:17:55,396 --> 00:17:56,562
快
333
00:17:56,563 --> 00:17:57,645
父親
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00:17:57,646 --> 00:18:02,896
你的盛大開幕真盛大啊,兒子
335
00:18:03,771 --> 00:18:05,812
他們是我朋友
帶他們去安全的地方,好嗎?
336
00:18:05,813 --> 00:18:08,062
或者我們拿走這個...
337
00:18:08,063 --> 00:18:09,687
- 爸!你想幹嘛?
- 不...
338
00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:13,187
- 還來
- 讓約頓海姆恢復昔日榮光
339
00:18:13,188 --> 00:18:14,812
不,別恢復昔日榮光
340
00:18:14,813 --> 00:18:16,312
- 太丟臉了
- 神盾局!
341
00:18:16,313 --> 00:18:17,395
- 通通不許動
- 爸
342
00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:18,770
把東西交出來
343
00:18:18,771 --> 00:18:21,271
我的異母哥哥不會同意的
344
00:18:23,271 --> 00:18:24,605
看吧?我說過了
345
00:18:30,646 --> 00:18:34,105
我想那不是你以為的那個人
346
00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:38,062
在宙斯面前跪下
347
00:18:38,063 --> 00:18:40,562
很好,你們已經跪了
348
00:18:40,563 --> 00:18:43,312
好,上天注定的那個蛋在哪裡?
349
00:18:43,313 --> 00:18:45,812
酷,我們要去南方過冬
350
00:18:45,813 --> 00:18:47,437
反正我很少去避寒
351
00:18:47,438 --> 00:18:49,063
- 黛西,我們閃
- 快
352
00:18:50,438 --> 00:18:51,604
我有什麼法寶?
353
00:18:51,605 --> 00:18:55,020
雷電...
354
00:18:55,021 --> 00:18:56,312
那傢伙電擊我
355
00:18:56,313 --> 00:18:57,813
我會回來找你算帳
356
00:18:58,355 --> 00:18:59,354
黛西
357
00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:03,854
聽啊,在宇宙聚合群星下
誕生的孩子屬於我們
358
00:19:03,855 --> 00:19:09,895
有了它,我們終將九界打入永恆黑暗中
359
00:19:09,896 --> 00:19:12,395
讓開,我是黑暗魔法大師
360
00:19:12,396 --> 00:19:14,895
我是黑暗精靈,我明顯比較黑暗,笨蛋
361
00:19:14,896 --> 00:19:16,396
- 異教徒
- 雷電!
362
00:19:16,980 --> 00:19:18,062
嘿!
363
00:19:18,063 --> 00:19:20,187
聽我說,心懷感激
364
00:19:20,188 --> 00:19:23,395
不,休想染指我們的魔力孩子
365
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:25,395
什麼?不,我們是來員工旅遊的
366
00:19:25,396 --> 00:19:26,855
- 我們有團購優惠
- 好吧
367
00:19:27,438 --> 00:19:30,730
等等,你說魔力孩子?
368
00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:33,104
- 霍華
- 抱歉
369
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:35,437
我們可能要回報一下
370
00:19:35,438 --> 00:19:36,980
賞你雷電
371
00:19:41,605 --> 00:19:42,855
起來,不行...
372
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:50,271
媽媽來救你,小寶
373
00:19:51,105 --> 00:19:52,395
我的漂亮蛋蛋
374
00:19:52,396 --> 00:19:54,395
- 泡沫DJ?
- 歐姆蛋大叔
375
00:19:54,396 --> 00:19:56,396
又見面了,機率有多高啊?
376
00:19:56,938 --> 00:19:59,896
真的,我問你,機率有多高啊?
377
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:03,063
- 不...霍華
- 不!
378
00:20:05,146 --> 00:20:06,563
- 不...
- 不...
379
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:08,563
來爸爸這邊
380
00:20:11,646 --> 00:20:14,438
- 火花
- 糟糕,我們要下墜了,棄船
381
00:20:17,605 --> 00:20:18,812
不...霍華
382
00:20:18,813 --> 00:20:21,646
抱歉,借過,爸爸來救你了,寶貝
383
00:20:22,896 --> 00:20:24,395
快點,霍華,快點
384
00:20:24,396 --> 00:20:26,063
我已經死命跑了
385
00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:31,145
寶石?這跟寶石有關嗎?
386
00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:32,896
你們找到了嗎?在哪裡?
387
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:37,979
一顆蛋?你為了一顆蛋叫我來?
388
00:20:37,980 --> 00:20:39,771
它有魔力耶
389
00:20:44,980 --> 00:20:46,146
哈囉
390
00:20:51,521 --> 00:20:52,521
快走,鴨鴨
391
00:20:54,771 --> 00:20:55,855
不!
392
00:20:56,438 --> 00:20:59,395
耶!「優頓」海姆萬歲
393
00:20:59,396 --> 00:21:02,688
鴨鴨夫妻一夫當關
394
00:21:05,396 --> 00:21:06,896
- 不
- 等一下
395
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:15,063
你的信託基金沒了
396
00:21:16,146 --> 00:21:17,146
全部嗎?
397
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:42,896
不會這樣結束吧,霍華?會嗎?
398
00:21:47,063 --> 00:21:48,271
誰說得準呢?
399
00:21:49,521 --> 00:21:53,021
我沒想過自己的命運會這樣
400
00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:55,605
像你這樣的女孩...
401
00:21:57,313 --> 00:21:58,771
居然會愛上我這樣的鴨子
402
00:21:59,438 --> 00:22:02,562
幸好那家酒吧有半價玉米片
403
00:22:02,563 --> 00:22:05,355
玉米片是我們的媒人,可是...
404
00:22:06,146 --> 00:22:07,146
我一直都知道
405
00:22:08,730 --> 00:22:10,646
我們在一起有更大的意義
406
00:22:13,396 --> 00:22:14,855
我也一直都知道
407
00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:39,646
你生來就是要愛我
408
00:22:42,688 --> 00:22:46,270
我愛你愛到瘋狂,寶貝
409
00:22:46,271 --> 00:22:48,979
你會愛我到瘋狂嗎?
410
00:22:48,980 --> 00:22:50,063
當然
411
00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:56,645
我生來就是要愛你,寶貝
412
00:22:56,646 --> 00:22:59,020
你生來就是要愛我
413
00:22:59,021 --> 00:23:00,105
你知道
414
00:23:02,980 --> 00:23:04,063
黛西
415
00:23:14,355 --> 00:23:16,729
- 那股力量
- 好純粹
416
00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:19,729
- 好神聖
- 好美
417
00:23:19,730 --> 00:23:23,062
就像是上天注定的
418
00:23:23,063 --> 00:23:24,146
搶過來
419
00:23:35,855 --> 00:23:37,020
黛西,你看
420
00:23:37,021 --> 00:23:38,979
這孩子自己可能也有魔力
421
00:23:38,980 --> 00:23:40,604
也許我們該繼續唱?
422
00:23:40,605 --> 00:23:44,854
我生來就是要愛你,寶貝
423
00:23:44,855 --> 00:23:48,437
你生來就是要愛我
424
00:23:48,438 --> 00:23:52,437
我愛你愛到瘋狂,寶貝
425
00:23:52,438 --> 00:23:56,188
你會愛我到瘋狂嗎?
426
00:23:57,813 --> 00:23:59,854
- 你還好嗎,考森?
- 我很好,老大
427
00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:02,438
所以,你們覺得度假村如何?
428
00:24:15,105 --> 00:24:17,938
他們太多人了
429
00:24:18,438 --> 00:24:21,355
不,一定有別的辦法
430
00:24:33,271 --> 00:24:34,396
霍華,寶寶
431
00:24:59,313 --> 00:25:02,896
好,很好玩,但我得趕去一場群交趴
432
00:25:47,355 --> 00:25:48,355
霍華?
433
00:25:48,896 --> 00:25:53,687
我還擔心你們不能保護她
434
00:25:53,688 --> 00:25:57,480
對,她是天生的鬥士,跟她老爸一樣
435
00:25:58,063 --> 00:26:00,021
不必發火,我錯了
436
00:26:03,063 --> 00:26:06,271
這麼強大的力量,跟著家人最安全
437
00:26:14,730 --> 00:26:15,980
你們沒問題的
438
00:26:16,521 --> 00:26:17,521
福瑞閃人
439
00:26:21,896 --> 00:26:23,938
你們好,嗨
440
00:26:24,813 --> 00:26:28,854
我跟我父親談過,為了彌補...
441
00:26:28,855 --> 00:26:33,062
我們想免費提供你們一個房間...
442
00:26:33,063 --> 00:26:36,688
真的,這是我們的一點心意,我堅持
443
00:26:37,646 --> 00:26:38,938
迷你吧喝到飽
444
00:26:41,438 --> 00:26:42,646
你覺得呢,寶貝?
445
00:26:43,813 --> 00:26:45,896
有好康的當然來者不拒
446
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,021
但世界上只有一個地方我想去
447
00:26:52,563 --> 00:26:57,230
即使在浩瀚的宇宙中,最棒的地方還是家
448
00:26:58,396 --> 00:27:03,230
父母是最偉大的英雄
449
00:27:11,355 --> 00:27:14,521
我們的小波蒂,她好完美
450
00:27:15,105 --> 00:27:16,730
就是啊
451
00:27:18,146 --> 00:27:19,771
好,像我們排練過的
452
00:27:20,605 --> 00:27:25,687
退一步...
453
00:27:25,688 --> 00:27:26,980
- 你開門
- 好
454
00:27:33,313 --> 00:27:34,854
- 不
- 奶瓶準備了嗎?
455
00:27:34,855 --> 00:27:37,145
- 應該是你弄
- 奶瓶沒問題
456
00:27:37,146 --> 00:27:39,354
太燙了,奶瓶不能這麼燙
457
00:27:39,355 --> 00:27:40,979
她討厭毯子的顏色
458
00:27:40,980 --> 00:27:42,355
我們幹嘛買這種色的?
459
00:29:49,146 --> 00:29:51,146
- 字幕翻譯:
- Aaron Wu