1 00:00:09,855 --> 00:00:11,520 Congratulations. 2 00:00:11,521 --> 00:00:13,437 [Howard the Duck] Oh, my God! Darce, I'm kvelling. 3 00:00:13,438 --> 00:00:15,229 I am positively kvelling right now. 4 00:00:15,230 --> 00:00:17,437 - It looks just like me. - [Howard the Duck] Hey! Look over here. 5 00:00:17,438 --> 00:00:18,729 - Let me just get your eyes. - No. 6 00:00:18,730 --> 00:00:21,020 - I wanna get the light on your eyes. - Nine hours of labor. 7 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,895 - It's so cinematic. - I'm covered in sweat. 8 00:00:22,896 --> 00:00:24,312 - This is not a good look. - [nurse] Oh. 9 00:00:24,313 --> 00:00:26,604 - Would you like me to hold the camera? - Oh, that's perfect. 10 00:00:26,605 --> 00:00:28,437 Make sure you frame all three of us, please? 11 00:00:28,438 --> 00:00:31,145 - Howard, it's our baby. - [laughs] 12 00:00:31,146 --> 00:00:32,645 Or it will be, right? 13 00:00:32,646 --> 00:00:34,520 When do you think this thing is gonna hatch? 14 00:00:34,521 --> 00:00:37,646 I don't know. It's gonna hatch in... you know, uh... 15 00:00:38,396 --> 00:00:39,730 whatever the normal... 16 00:00:40,855 --> 00:00:45,187 [The Watcher] In an instant, Howard and Darcy The Duck's whole world changed. 17 00:00:45,188 --> 00:00:46,270 Little did they know 18 00:00:46,271 --> 00:00:49,396 their child was destined to change everyone else's too. 19 00:00:52,688 --> 00:00:53,730 {\an8}[The Watcher] Time. 20 00:00:56,980 --> 00:00:58,063 {\an8}Space. 21 00:00:59,771 --> 00:01:00,813 {\an8}Reality. 22 00:01:03,688 --> 00:01:05,355 {\an8}It's more than a linear path. 23 00:01:10,230 --> 00:01:14,730 {\an8}It's a prism of endless possibility, 24 00:01:17,271 --> 00:01:20,688 {\an8}where a single choice can branch out into infinite realities, 25 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:26,230 {\an8}creating alternate worlds from the ones you know. 26 00:01:30,355 --> 00:01:31,688 {\an8}I am the Watcher. 27 00:01:33,938 --> 00:01:37,105 {\an8}I am your guide through these vast new realities. 28 00:01:38,521 --> 00:01:42,021 {\an8}Follow me and ponder the question... 29 00:01:45,688 --> 00:01:47,312 {\an8}"What if?" 30 00:01:47,313 --> 00:01:49,521 {\an8}[KISS "I Was Made for Lovin' You" playing] 31 00:01:52,438 --> 00:01:54,854 [The Watcher] And to think a romance that could change the world, 32 00:01:54,855 --> 00:01:57,105 {\an8}all began at a party. 33 00:01:57,646 --> 00:02:01,895 An intergalactic blowout thrown by the party prince of Asgard himself... 34 00:02:01,896 --> 00:02:03,187 Huzzah! 35 00:02:03,188 --> 00:02:05,604 - ...that introduced Earth to the stars... - [people cheering] 36 00:02:05,605 --> 00:02:08,770 {\an8}-...and Howard The Duck to Darcy Lewis. - [camera shutter clicking] 37 00:02:08,771 --> 00:02:11,687 Well, it's happy hour. Want some half-priced nachos? 38 00:02:11,688 --> 00:02:14,730 Okay, fine, Duck. But this is not a date. 39 00:02:16,521 --> 00:02:17,813 [The Watcher] She was right. 40 00:02:18,313 --> 00:02:19,521 It was so much more. 41 00:02:21,646 --> 00:02:24,063 I now pronounce you Darcy, and uh, Duck. 42 00:02:24,813 --> 00:02:28,062 [The Watcher] But Howard and Darcy's lives weren't the only ones changed 43 00:02:28,063 --> 00:02:29,854 by Thor's Midgard rager. 44 00:02:29,855 --> 00:02:32,979 The party may have ended but the guests never left, 45 00:02:32,980 --> 00:02:37,271 as the worlds of Earth and the Cosmos became forever intertwined, 46 00:02:37,855 --> 00:02:39,770 just like Howard and Darcy. 47 00:02:39,771 --> 00:02:43,479 [Howard the Duck and Darcy singing] ♪ I was made for lovin' you, baby ♪ 48 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:45,979 ♪ You were made for lovin' me ♪ 49 00:02:45,980 --> 00:02:47,062 ♪ You know that! ♪ 50 00:02:47,063 --> 00:02:48,854 ♪ I can't get enough of you... ♪ 51 00:02:48,855 --> 00:02:50,479 ♪ I can't get enough of you, Egg baby... ♪ 52 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:54,020 [Mrs. Switzler] Hey, enough! The '80s called, they want their song back. 53 00:02:54,021 --> 00:02:56,229 [laughs] That's so funny. 54 00:02:56,230 --> 00:03:00,687 Or it would be, except for the fact that KISS wrote that song in '79! A-duh! 55 00:03:00,688 --> 00:03:04,062 Sorry, Mrs. Switzler, we're just trying to put the baby to sleep. 56 00:03:04,063 --> 00:03:05,604 [Mrs. Switzler] With what? Torture? 57 00:03:05,605 --> 00:03:08,104 Hey, we worked really hard on those two-part harmonies! 58 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:10,520 Okay. And I'm sure the baby loves them. 59 00:03:10,521 --> 00:03:12,188 [gasps] Look, look, look. See... 60 00:03:13,146 --> 00:03:14,521 fast asleep. 61 00:03:17,980 --> 00:03:19,937 I don't appreciate how dismissive she is. 62 00:03:19,938 --> 00:03:21,730 [Darcy] Okay, it doesn't matter. 63 00:03:23,230 --> 00:03:24,312 [sighs in relief] 64 00:03:24,313 --> 00:03:26,812 Will you look at us... nesting? 65 00:03:26,813 --> 00:03:28,479 Well, we are the The Ducks. 66 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:30,895 - I guess that tracks. - [doorbell rings] 67 00:03:30,896 --> 00:03:31,980 - Huh? - [door opens] 68 00:03:33,813 --> 00:03:34,895 You've been served... 69 00:03:34,896 --> 00:03:35,979 - What? - What? No. 70 00:03:35,980 --> 00:03:37,354 Those charges were dropped. 71 00:03:37,355 --> 00:03:38,437 With two tickets. 72 00:03:38,438 --> 00:03:42,104 All expenses paid to the Grandmaster's Grand Cruise Across the Stars. 73 00:03:42,105 --> 00:03:44,187 - Hello. - Wait! For us? 74 00:03:44,188 --> 00:03:46,104 - Targeted advertising. - Oh. 75 00:03:46,105 --> 00:03:48,563 It'll be an experience you'll never forget. 76 00:03:49,063 --> 00:03:51,979 Ahoy there, Sailors of the Stars. 77 00:03:51,980 --> 00:03:56,145 Time to check your worries at the gate, and toss those inhibitions overboard 78 00:03:56,146 --> 00:03:58,854 because when you're riding on the SS Grand Master, 79 00:03:58,855 --> 00:04:01,687 adventure has no boundaries. 80 00:04:01,688 --> 00:04:04,520 [gasps] Howard, have you seen this itinerary? 81 00:04:04,521 --> 00:04:07,062 Couples cliff diving on Vormir... 82 00:04:07,063 --> 00:04:10,562 Oh, yeah, they say you can only truly appreciate it with someone you love. 83 00:04:10,563 --> 00:04:14,104 [gasps] Oh, a lava boat ride through the canals of Muspelheim. 84 00:04:14,105 --> 00:04:17,645 Wait, you don't think that could, like, hard-boil our baby or anything, right? 85 00:04:17,646 --> 00:04:20,729 Darce, you heard the lady. This is a family cruise line. 86 00:04:20,730 --> 00:04:22,437 - They know what they're doing. - Of course. 87 00:04:22,438 --> 00:04:25,437 Now come on, I wanna hit that buffet before everyone breathes on it. 88 00:04:25,438 --> 00:04:28,270 - [Bifrost whirs] - Howard, oh, my God! Hold on to the baby. 89 00:04:28,271 --> 00:04:30,270 - The baby, get it. - [Howard the Duck] All right, I got it. 90 00:04:30,271 --> 00:04:31,354 Whoa! Oh-ho! 91 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:34,062 - We're floating! - I see we're lightening up already. 92 00:04:34,063 --> 00:04:36,562 [digital whirring, beeping] 93 00:04:36,563 --> 00:04:38,020 I got eyes on the package. 94 00:04:38,021 --> 00:04:40,396 Inform the buyer we'll intercept it off-world. 95 00:04:43,855 --> 00:04:45,645 - Oh, boy! - This is very nice. 96 00:04:45,646 --> 00:04:47,812 This is just too much. Look at us. 97 00:04:47,813 --> 00:04:50,020 - I know. Look at us. - Lei for your neck. 98 00:04:50,021 --> 00:04:52,562 Welcome cocktail to lower inhibitions. 99 00:04:52,563 --> 00:04:55,562 Darcy, check out these leis. They're not even plastic. 100 00:04:55,563 --> 00:04:57,062 That is a classy touch. 101 00:04:57,063 --> 00:05:00,229 Ooh, and this welcome drink. It tastes like a warm hug, 102 00:05:00,230 --> 00:05:02,104 and vodka, mostly vodka. 103 00:05:02,105 --> 00:05:03,895 - Here. Have another. - Have another. 104 00:05:03,896 --> 00:05:06,104 - [laughs] - Okay. That's not-- 105 00:05:06,105 --> 00:05:08,354 [Grandmaster] Please, I insist. 106 00:05:08,355 --> 00:05:10,645 On the SS Grand Master, it's not a bad decision 107 00:05:10,646 --> 00:05:13,729 - if you don't remember it. - Oh, my God! Howard! It's the guy. 108 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:15,354 - I gotta fight this guy? - No, no, no. 109 00:05:15,355 --> 00:05:16,937 - DJ Foam. - DJ Foam! 110 00:05:16,938 --> 00:05:18,395 - Yeah. - The Grandmaster. 111 00:05:18,396 --> 00:05:19,520 [speaking French] 112 00:05:19,521 --> 00:05:22,020 Bowing is optional. I'm not that big of a deal. 113 00:05:22,021 --> 00:05:24,729 - I take that back. I am a big deal. - [laughs] Hey! 114 00:05:24,730 --> 00:05:27,687 Really, we cannot thank you enough for these tickets. 115 00:05:27,688 --> 00:05:31,229 Ah, for you crazy kids? Nothing I love more than a wholesome-- 116 00:05:31,230 --> 00:05:34,104 - Oh! Oh! - [Darcy] Uh... 117 00:05:34,105 --> 00:05:38,396 This must be the adorable little reason we're all here today. 118 00:05:39,646 --> 00:05:40,645 Now, look at this. 119 00:05:40,646 --> 00:05:43,520 Now, what you have here is the Galaxy's finest selection 120 00:05:43,521 --> 00:05:48,020 of sitters, swaddlers, sleep trainers, nannies, au pairs, governesses, plus... 121 00:05:48,021 --> 00:05:50,354 Topaz here is actually an excellent wet nurse. 122 00:05:50,355 --> 00:05:51,437 That part's extra. 123 00:05:51,438 --> 00:05:52,729 All at your disposal. 124 00:05:52,730 --> 00:05:56,520 So you two can enjoy some much-deserved mommy and daddy time. 125 00:05:56,521 --> 00:05:57,605 [both] Uh... 126 00:05:58,688 --> 00:06:00,563 I mean, he doesn't not have a point. 127 00:06:00,730 --> 00:06:01,730 Mmm. 128 00:06:03,563 --> 00:06:05,145 [sighs] Wow! 129 00:06:05,146 --> 00:06:06,312 First-time parents? 130 00:06:06,313 --> 00:06:08,355 Mm-hmm. Yep. Our first one. 131 00:06:09,355 --> 00:06:10,521 Yeah, I can tell. 132 00:06:11,271 --> 00:06:15,270 [Topaz] The Grandmaster's Grand Welcome Brunch will begin shortly. 133 00:06:15,271 --> 00:06:19,770 The "Grand" part wasn't false advertising, I'll give him that. This is quite grand. 134 00:06:19,771 --> 00:06:25,520 Now, of course, our guests of honor have a special seat reserved for them 135 00:06:25,521 --> 00:06:27,395 at the head of the table. 136 00:06:27,396 --> 00:06:28,479 [both] Oh! 137 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:30,270 - Well, that's nice. - Very fancy. 138 00:06:30,271 --> 00:06:32,312 - The chair is well-padded. - Ahem, ahem! 139 00:06:32,313 --> 00:06:36,688 Diners and dinettes, gather in, settle down. 140 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:38,562 - Hmm. - [whirs] 141 00:06:38,563 --> 00:06:42,146 And, uh, most importantly, raise a glass. 142 00:06:42,855 --> 00:06:45,187 Hope you all came hungry, because once you get a taste... 143 00:06:45,188 --> 00:06:47,730 Quite the hoopla just for breakfast, huh? 144 00:06:48,688 --> 00:06:51,854 Hey! Hey, Howard, Howard, I can't make heads or tails of this menu. 145 00:06:51,855 --> 00:06:53,770 - You speak, uh, hoity-toity? - I do not. 146 00:06:53,771 --> 00:06:55,729 But my phone does. [chuckles] 147 00:06:55,730 --> 00:06:57,145 Yeah, let's see what we got. 148 00:06:57,146 --> 00:06:59,729 Here we go. "The Grandmaster invites you 149 00:06:59,730 --> 00:07:02,645 {\an8}"to feast on Howard and Darcy The Duck." 150 00:07:02,646 --> 00:07:03,730 Wait! What? 151 00:07:04,313 --> 00:07:06,437 Wait, wait, wait. It's "feast your eyes." 152 00:07:06,438 --> 00:07:08,604 "Feast your eyes." Okay, I guess that's nice. 153 00:07:08,605 --> 00:07:10,979 - [♪ upbeat disco music playing] - [Grandmaster] Ah... 154 00:07:10,980 --> 00:07:13,687 Uh, today's special 155 00:07:13,688 --> 00:07:18,479 is an entrée, uh-huh, like no other. 156 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:21,104 Born of two worlds... 157 00:07:21,105 --> 00:07:22,395 Born of two worlds? 158 00:07:22,396 --> 00:07:25,520 ...a true cosmic wonder. 159 00:07:25,521 --> 00:07:27,812 [explosion] 160 00:07:27,813 --> 00:07:29,562 - [Darcy] Uh, Howard... - Wait, it says, 161 00:07:29,563 --> 00:07:32,354 {\an8}"To feast your eyes on Howard and Darcy The Duck's 162 00:07:32,355 --> 00:07:33,604 {\an8}- "homemade..." - Howard! 163 00:07:33,605 --> 00:07:35,979 Oh, no, is this supposed to be a potluck? 164 00:07:35,980 --> 00:07:37,438 [flames crackling] 165 00:07:37,563 --> 00:07:38,604 [Darcy] Howard! 166 00:07:38,605 --> 00:07:40,645 - Look at the baby! - Yep. Hold on. 167 00:07:40,646 --> 00:07:41,729 [digital beeps] 168 00:07:41,730 --> 00:07:43,687 [gasps] Darce, they wanna eat the baby! 169 00:07:43,688 --> 00:07:46,605 No, duh, Howard, we've got a Hannibal Lecter situation! 170 00:07:47,980 --> 00:07:52,395 Oh, let the brunch begi-- [groans] 171 00:07:52,396 --> 00:07:54,979 - [laughs] - [thuds] 172 00:07:54,980 --> 00:07:58,895 What? Oh, my gosh! Captain Mohawk saved our baby! 173 00:07:58,896 --> 00:08:01,895 Sorry to spoil y'all's breakfast, folks. [whistles] 174 00:08:01,896 --> 00:08:05,313 But I was hopin' to grab a little somethin' to go. Ta-ta! 175 00:08:05,813 --> 00:08:08,437 Oh, my gosh! Captain Mohawk stole our baby! 176 00:08:08,438 --> 00:08:11,187 No, no, no! Hey, Space Pirates! 177 00:08:11,188 --> 00:08:13,105 [Darcy] What're you waiting for? Come on, Duck! 178 00:08:15,396 --> 00:08:17,230 Coast clear, let's get to the life rafts! 179 00:08:18,188 --> 00:08:19,562 All right, here we go! 180 00:08:19,563 --> 00:08:21,187 Howard, are you sure you can fly this? 181 00:08:21,188 --> 00:08:23,937 Are you kidding? I'm a duck. I was born to fly. Strap in. 182 00:08:23,938 --> 00:08:26,895 - [Darcy grunts] - [metal clanging] 183 00:08:26,896 --> 00:08:28,271 [Darcy] Oh, move over! 184 00:08:31,605 --> 00:08:33,895 [Howard the Duck] Faster, baby! Faster! We almost got him! 185 00:08:33,896 --> 00:08:36,145 Aah, come on, get it together, Darcy. 186 00:08:36,146 --> 00:08:37,895 This is just like Galaga. 187 00:08:37,896 --> 00:08:39,605 [both screaming] 188 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:43,646 [Darcy] Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 189 00:08:46,646 --> 00:08:48,145 - What? - Aah! 190 00:08:48,146 --> 00:08:50,479 - It just-- It just disappear-- - But they were right... 191 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:54,730 I don't know what we were thinking. Nothing good ever happens on a cruise! 192 00:08:55,396 --> 00:08:57,188 - [sighs] - I'm sorry. 193 00:08:58,396 --> 00:08:59,396 This was a mistake. 194 00:08:59,896 --> 00:09:02,313 Our baby is... gone. 195 00:09:02,896 --> 00:09:04,187 [sighs wearily] 196 00:09:04,188 --> 00:09:05,646 We had one job. 197 00:09:06,605 --> 00:09:07,688 And we failed. 198 00:09:09,188 --> 00:09:10,895 What? What are you doing? 199 00:09:10,896 --> 00:09:13,646 Calling the fuzz! Clearly, we can't do this on our own! 200 00:09:16,688 --> 00:09:18,687 Um, it's about the Convergence case, sir. 201 00:09:18,688 --> 00:09:20,770 This couple could be the lead we've been waiting for. 202 00:09:20,771 --> 00:09:22,145 And what did you say their name was? 203 00:09:22,146 --> 00:09:24,729 - That would be the The Ducks, sir. - Huh? 204 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:26,895 [Darcy] What the hell is going on, Director? 205 00:09:26,896 --> 00:09:28,979 First the Grandmaster, now the Ravagers? 206 00:09:28,980 --> 00:09:31,270 Why are all these people after our baby? 207 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:34,020 I assure you, Mr. and Mrs... The Duck, 208 00:09:34,021 --> 00:09:37,895 recovering your egg has become S.H.I.E.L.D.'s priority number one. 209 00:09:37,896 --> 00:09:41,020 Oh, yeah? You and everyone else in the galaxy, apparently. 210 00:09:41,021 --> 00:09:43,395 What the hell is so special about our kid, anyway? 211 00:09:43,396 --> 00:09:44,479 - [gasps] Howard! - Ow! 212 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:46,770 I mean, besides the fact that they're our kid. 213 00:09:46,771 --> 00:09:49,812 What do you know about the Cosmic Convergence? 214 00:09:49,813 --> 00:09:51,729 Wait. The Convergence? 215 00:09:51,730 --> 00:09:54,104 - Wasn't that on my due date? - Exactly. 216 00:09:54,105 --> 00:09:58,104 And many believe the planetary alignment was a sign. 217 00:09:58,105 --> 00:10:00,145 The birth of a great new power. 218 00:10:00,146 --> 00:10:02,645 You think it's our child? 219 00:10:02,646 --> 00:10:04,187 I guess, deep down, I always knew 220 00:10:04,188 --> 00:10:06,520 our little champ was destined for big things. 221 00:10:06,521 --> 00:10:08,438 [Coulson] Uh, a word, sir. 222 00:10:09,063 --> 00:10:11,063 [murmuring] 223 00:10:14,646 --> 00:10:16,937 ...our satellites picked up a Ravager ship making the jump 224 00:10:16,938 --> 00:10:18,312 out of the Cat's Eye Nebula. 225 00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:20,645 It could indicate they're meeting with The Collector. 226 00:10:20,646 --> 00:10:21,730 Hm. 227 00:10:22,688 --> 00:10:26,063 Best you leave this with the experts, Mr. and Mrs... The Duck. 228 00:10:26,563 --> 00:10:31,605 We'll see to it your Egg stays out of the wrong hands. 229 00:10:32,105 --> 00:10:33,230 Fury out! 230 00:10:33,730 --> 00:10:35,645 Screw this! Well, I'm not waiting for the five-oh. 231 00:10:35,646 --> 00:10:37,645 If the Ravagers are workin' for The Collector, 232 00:10:37,646 --> 00:10:39,062 then we know where they're headed. 233 00:10:39,063 --> 00:10:40,354 - Where? - Knowhere. 234 00:10:40,355 --> 00:10:41,645 - What? - Knowhere. 235 00:10:41,646 --> 00:10:43,687 Well, they've gotta be going somewhere. 236 00:10:43,688 --> 00:10:44,895 Knowhere. 237 00:10:44,896 --> 00:10:46,229 - Howard? - Knowhere. 238 00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:48,521 Where are they going? 239 00:10:57,938 --> 00:10:59,687 Milord Yondu Udonta, 240 00:10:59,688 --> 00:11:05,604 I present to you, Kaecilius, Master of the Dark Arts. 241 00:11:05,605 --> 00:11:09,604 Only in silence can you hear the whispers from the Dark. 242 00:11:09,605 --> 00:11:10,979 [Yondu] Oh-ho! Whoa! 243 00:11:10,980 --> 00:11:12,770 What happened to The Collector? 244 00:11:12,771 --> 00:11:15,270 He's been... collected. 245 00:11:15,271 --> 00:11:17,479 Trapped inside the Mirror Dimension. 246 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:20,062 But we knew the most powerful relics in the Cosmos 247 00:11:20,063 --> 00:11:23,854 always seem to find their way here... eventually. 248 00:11:23,855 --> 00:11:26,479 Listen, man. Word on the street here 249 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:29,520 is that this egg is a pretty hot damn commodity. 250 00:11:29,521 --> 00:11:34,312 I got offers comin' in from Dark Elves and an Olympic God. 251 00:11:34,313 --> 00:11:37,855 You get what I'm sayin'? So, our price just went up. 252 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:39,645 I'm sorry, Captain, 253 00:11:39,646 --> 00:11:41,896 but Dormammu does not come to bargain. 254 00:11:42,396 --> 00:11:44,605 [Carina chanting magic incantation] 255 00:11:45,396 --> 00:11:48,020 [chanting magic incantation] 256 00:11:48,021 --> 00:11:49,354 [Yondu screams] 257 00:11:49,355 --> 00:11:51,688 [people continue chanting] 258 00:11:53,021 --> 00:11:55,020 [Howard the Duck] Jeez, easy, Darce. The wall, the wall. 259 00:11:55,021 --> 00:11:56,479 - [Darcy] It's fine! - Oh, oh! 260 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:57,562 [Darcy] Quiet, Howard! 261 00:11:57,563 --> 00:11:59,270 You know I can't park when someone is watching! 262 00:11:59,271 --> 00:12:00,396 I'm lookin' away. 263 00:12:03,646 --> 00:12:04,771 That was great, babe. Wow. 264 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:06,479 [Darcy groans] 265 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:10,729 Whoa, can't believe you escaped through the sewage tunnels. 266 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:11,812 [groans] 267 00:12:11,813 --> 00:12:14,229 You won't even use a public restroom. 268 00:12:14,230 --> 00:12:16,395 I'm not proud of it. I did what I had to do. 269 00:12:16,396 --> 00:12:19,105 - Shh! Howard, I hear something creepy. - [indistinct chanting] 270 00:12:19,855 --> 00:12:20,855 Do you hear that? 271 00:12:31,980 --> 00:12:33,771 - Yeah, it's very creepy. - It's very creepy! 272 00:12:34,271 --> 00:12:36,271 [all chanting] 273 00:12:43,355 --> 00:12:44,771 - [Darcy] Howard! - [quacks] 274 00:12:46,938 --> 00:12:49,021 [chanting in unison] 275 00:12:49,605 --> 00:12:51,563 What in the name of Eyes Wide Shut! 276 00:12:53,313 --> 00:12:55,313 [both mumbling] 277 00:12:55,605 --> 00:12:56,979 - ...Dormammu. - ...Dormammu. 278 00:12:56,980 --> 00:12:58,771 - Yeah, that is right. - Crushin' it. 279 00:13:03,271 --> 00:13:05,145 [gasps] That's our baby! 280 00:13:05,146 --> 00:13:07,438 Oh, no! There's gotta be something we can do! 281 00:13:15,105 --> 00:13:17,937 So, uh, excuse me. What's the deal with the magic act? 282 00:13:17,938 --> 00:13:21,062 We know. Obviously. We just wanna hear it in your words. 283 00:13:21,063 --> 00:13:24,895 Quiet! The "ensoulment" is about to begin. 284 00:13:24,896 --> 00:13:26,688 - Ensoulment? - Ensoulment? 285 00:13:28,688 --> 00:13:34,563 Behold, our Dark Master, Dormammu! 286 00:13:38,396 --> 00:13:41,229 [chanting] 287 00:13:41,230 --> 00:13:44,188 Dormammu, we present to you an offering. 288 00:13:44,730 --> 00:13:47,645 A powerful vessel to serve as your host body, 289 00:13:47,646 --> 00:13:50,229 from which you will be born anew. 290 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,312 Howard! I think 291 00:13:51,313 --> 00:13:54,604 they're tryna Rosemary's Baby this Dormammu guy into our baby! 292 00:13:54,605 --> 00:13:56,020 No. No. No. 293 00:13:56,021 --> 00:13:57,188 [hissing] 294 00:13:58,188 --> 00:13:59,437 Did I get it? 295 00:13:59,438 --> 00:14:01,354 - What the... - What? No! 296 00:14:01,355 --> 00:14:04,188 [all clamoring] 297 00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,020 S.H.I.E.L.D.! Nobody move! 298 00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:10,187 I didn't do it! I'm innocent, I tell you! 299 00:14:10,188 --> 00:14:12,437 Relax, Howard. He's not here for us, remember? 300 00:14:12,438 --> 00:14:14,855 Right. Right. It's just a force of habit. 301 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,354 [officer] Hands out of your robes, now! 302 00:14:17,355 --> 00:14:21,980 You are in possession of unauthorized level 11 cosmic contraband. 303 00:14:22,563 --> 00:14:25,604 I would suggest you stand down, Director. 304 00:14:25,605 --> 00:14:28,770 You've no idea what you've found yourself in the middle of. 305 00:14:28,771 --> 00:14:32,687 I understand enough to know that the galaxy will be safest 306 00:14:32,688 --> 00:14:34,479 with that Egg in S.H.I.E.L.D.'s hands. 307 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:36,604 [Howard the Duck] Uh, S.H.I.E.L.D.'s hands? 308 00:14:36,605 --> 00:14:39,187 [Darcy] [laughs] Thanks, but no thanks, my dude. 309 00:14:39,188 --> 00:14:42,479 Yeah. Look, Your Honor, I appreciate the search and rescue, 310 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:45,145 but I don't think we're in the market for childcare. 311 00:14:45,146 --> 00:14:46,520 Who the hell are these two? 312 00:14:46,521 --> 00:14:48,020 [quacks] We're the parents. 313 00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:50,187 I'm sorry, Mr. and Mrs. The Duck, 314 00:14:50,188 --> 00:14:53,229 but S.H.I.E.L.D. can't entrust a being this powerful 315 00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:55,687 to a first-time mom and a gambling addict. 316 00:14:55,688 --> 00:14:58,312 - Hey! - Recovering gambling addict, thank you! 317 00:14:58,313 --> 00:15:00,354 I got the chip. That's the wrong chip. 318 00:15:00,355 --> 00:15:02,105 Coulson, carton it. 319 00:15:07,771 --> 00:15:12,521 It appears you need some help reorienting your perspective. 320 00:15:17,188 --> 00:15:18,688 - I don't like it! - [indistinct shouting] 321 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,230 If that's how it's gonna be... 322 00:15:24,563 --> 00:15:25,896 - [screams] - [all clamoring] 323 00:15:28,396 --> 00:15:30,854 For Dormam-- [grunts] 324 00:15:30,855 --> 00:15:31,938 Get it, get it! 325 00:15:33,521 --> 00:15:35,730 - Get it! [screams] - Get it! I got my-- 326 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:39,187 Huh? 327 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,896 - [both sigh] - All right. 328 00:15:42,188 --> 00:15:43,520 [panting] 329 00:15:43,521 --> 00:15:45,313 Let's go. [pants] 330 00:15:46,771 --> 00:15:47,770 Do you hear that? 331 00:15:47,771 --> 00:15:49,729 - Oh? - Oh-ho-ho! 332 00:15:49,730 --> 00:15:51,437 Ask and you shall receive. 333 00:15:51,438 --> 00:15:52,645 I didn't hear you ask anyone. 334 00:15:52,646 --> 00:15:55,521 Well, I was askin', babe. You know, in my head. 335 00:15:58,605 --> 00:16:01,520 Breaking Space News, Terran defense force, S.H.I.E.L.D., 336 00:16:01,521 --> 00:16:04,562 has issued an Ivory Alert for a missing cosmic relic, 337 00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:07,312 last seen leaving Knowhere in a Sakaaran vessel. 338 00:16:07,313 --> 00:16:11,479 [laughs] Well, look at us, like an intergalactic Bonnie and Clyde. 339 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:14,355 Have you seen that movie, Howard? It does not end great for them. 340 00:16:15,021 --> 00:16:17,271 Look, we need to find someplace where we can lay low. 341 00:16:17,896 --> 00:16:21,896 Not to worry. I know just the place where we can chill. 342 00:16:23,188 --> 00:16:26,979 For too long, Jotunheim has been relegated to the shadows. 343 00:16:26,980 --> 00:16:31,229 But with this, the Nine Realms will have no choice 344 00:16:31,230 --> 00:16:34,688 but to bear witness to our glorious purpose. 345 00:16:35,230 --> 00:16:40,062 Right here at the Jotun Slopes luxury hotel, resort, and casino. 346 00:16:40,063 --> 00:16:42,855 The future of intergalactic winter sports. 347 00:16:43,563 --> 00:16:44,729 That's pretty cool, right? 348 00:16:44,730 --> 00:16:47,854 I mean, my father's not 100% on board just yet, 349 00:16:47,855 --> 00:16:50,062 but, you know, I'm gonna get him there. 350 00:16:50,063 --> 00:16:53,437 Dude, we didn't come here for a sales pitch. We came for your help. 351 00:16:53,438 --> 00:16:55,812 You know, I thought so, and let me just cut to the chase. 352 00:16:55,813 --> 00:16:58,562 I can't wait to be your baby's godfather. 353 00:16:58,563 --> 00:17:00,895 I'm so honored. Thank you. This means the world. 354 00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:02,645 - Is this guy serious right now? - Uh. 355 00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:05,437 [laughs] Listen, as swell as that offer is... 356 00:17:05,438 --> 00:17:07,395 - Yeah. - Really, we're very touched. 357 00:17:07,396 --> 00:17:09,520 What we need right now is shelter. 358 00:17:09,521 --> 00:17:12,145 We're kinda on the lam from a couple of cops. 359 00:17:12,146 --> 00:17:14,020 - And sorcerers. - Pirates, too. 360 00:17:14,021 --> 00:17:15,562 So, what do you say? Can you help us out? 361 00:17:15,563 --> 00:17:16,645 What're you talking about? 362 00:17:16,646 --> 00:17:20,021 You're my brother from another mother's old lady's sister from another mister. 363 00:17:20,730 --> 00:17:21,854 Uh... 364 00:17:21,855 --> 00:17:23,520 You're practically family. 365 00:17:23,521 --> 00:17:26,354 [chuckles nervously] Thanks, man. I mean, it has been a long trip, 366 00:17:26,355 --> 00:17:28,896 and we have not been able to catch a break. 367 00:17:31,438 --> 00:17:35,229 Oh! Is that guests already? Hang on, wait, our soft opening isn't for a few days. 368 00:17:35,230 --> 00:17:38,188 I don't think they're here for you. 369 00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:48,645 Mr. and Mrs. The Duck, I told you to leave this to us! 370 00:17:48,646 --> 00:17:50,604 Ah, Sir Nicholas Fury! 371 00:17:50,605 --> 00:17:52,146 [chuckles softly] Let's go! 372 00:17:55,396 --> 00:17:56,562 Quickly. Quickly. 373 00:17:56,563 --> 00:17:57,645 Oh, Father! 374 00:17:57,646 --> 00:18:02,895 So much for this grand opening of yours, my son. 375 00:18:02,896 --> 00:18:05,812 [chuckles] These are my friends. See them to safety, yes? 376 00:18:05,813 --> 00:18:08,062 Or we can take this... 377 00:18:08,063 --> 00:18:09,687 - Dad! What are you doing? - No, no, no! 378 00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:13,187 - Give it back. - And return Jotunheim to its former glory. 379 00:18:13,188 --> 00:18:14,812 No! No return to former glory! 380 00:18:14,813 --> 00:18:16,312 - This is embarrassing! - S.H.I.E.L.D.! 381 00:18:16,313 --> 00:18:17,395 - Nobody move! - Dad! 382 00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:18,770 Surrender the artifact! 383 00:18:18,771 --> 00:18:21,270 My brother from another mother will not look kindly on this. 384 00:18:21,271 --> 00:18:23,187 [thunder rumbling] 385 00:18:23,188 --> 00:18:24,604 See? I told you. 386 00:18:24,605 --> 00:18:26,438 [explosion] 387 00:18:30,646 --> 00:18:34,105 I don't think it's who you think it is. 388 00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:38,062 Kneel before Zeus! 389 00:18:38,063 --> 00:18:40,562 Oh, good, you're already kneeling. 390 00:18:40,563 --> 00:18:43,312 Now, where is this Egg I saw written in the stars? 391 00:18:43,313 --> 00:18:45,812 Okay, cool. Well, we're heading south for the winter. 392 00:18:45,813 --> 00:18:47,437 Never been much of a snowbird anyway. 393 00:18:47,438 --> 00:18:49,063 - Darce, let's get outta here. - Come on! 394 00:18:50,438 --> 00:18:51,604 Hey, what do I got? 395 00:18:51,605 --> 00:18:55,020 Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt, thunderbolt! 396 00:18:55,021 --> 00:18:56,312 That guy shocked me! 397 00:18:56,313 --> 00:18:57,813 I'm comin' back for you, buddy! 398 00:18:58,355 --> 00:18:59,354 Darce! 399 00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:03,854 Hark, the child born under the stars of the Convergence is ours to take. 400 00:19:03,855 --> 00:19:09,895 And with it, we shall finally plunge the Nine Realms into eternal darkness. 401 00:19:09,896 --> 00:19:12,395 Get out of my way! I am a Master of the Dark Arts! 402 00:19:12,396 --> 00:19:14,895 I'm a Dark Elf. It's in the name, you dimwit! 403 00:19:14,896 --> 00:19:16,396 - Heretic! - Thunderbolt! 404 00:19:16,980 --> 00:19:18,062 Hey! 405 00:19:18,063 --> 00:19:20,187 Hear me and rejoice. 406 00:19:20,188 --> 00:19:23,395 Oh, no! You're not getting your mitts on our magical kid! 407 00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:25,395 What? No. We're just here for a company retreat. 408 00:19:25,396 --> 00:19:26,854 - We have a Groupon. - Okay. 409 00:19:26,855 --> 00:19:30,729 Uh, wait. Did you say "magical kid"? 410 00:19:30,730 --> 00:19:33,104 - [scoffs] Howard! - Sorry! 411 00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:35,437 We might want to call this one in. 412 00:19:35,438 --> 00:19:36,979 Thunderbolt for you! 413 00:19:36,980 --> 00:19:38,688 [all grunt] 414 00:19:41,605 --> 00:19:42,855 Get up, no, no... 415 00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:50,271 Mama's got you, Junior! 416 00:19:51,105 --> 00:19:52,395 [Grandmaster] My fabulous Egg. 417 00:19:52,396 --> 00:19:54,395 - DJ Foam? - The omelet man! 418 00:19:54,396 --> 00:19:56,396 We meet again. What're the odds? 419 00:19:56,938 --> 00:19:59,896 No, seriously, I'm asking you, what are the odds? 420 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:03,063 - No, no, no. Howard! - Oh, no! 421 00:20:05,146 --> 00:20:06,562 - Oh, no, no, no! - No, no, no! 422 00:20:06,563 --> 00:20:08,563 Oh, come to Papa. 423 00:20:11,646 --> 00:20:14,854 - Sparkles! Huh? - Oh, no, we're going down. Abandon ship. 424 00:20:14,855 --> 00:20:16,855 - [explosion] - [Grandmaster laughs] 425 00:20:17,605 --> 00:20:18,812 No, no, no! Howard! 426 00:20:18,813 --> 00:20:21,645 Excuse me. Just makin' my way. Daddy's got you, baby. 427 00:20:21,646 --> 00:20:22,812 [all clamoring] 428 00:20:22,813 --> 00:20:24,395 Faster, Howard, faster! 429 00:20:24,396 --> 00:20:26,063 I'm running as fast as I can! 430 00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:31,145 The Stones? Is this about the Stones? 431 00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:32,896 Have you found them? Where are they? 432 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:37,979 An egg? You called me for an egg? 433 00:20:37,980 --> 00:20:39,771 It's magical? 434 00:20:42,646 --> 00:20:44,895 [all screaming] 435 00:20:44,896 --> 00:20:46,145 Yello. 436 00:20:46,146 --> 00:20:48,146 Oh. Whoa, whoa, whoa! 437 00:20:49,688 --> 00:20:50,687 [groans] 438 00:20:50,688 --> 00:20:52,520 - Oh. Whoa. - Come on, Duck! 439 00:20:52,521 --> 00:20:53,688 [Howard the Duck screams] 440 00:20:54,771 --> 00:20:55,855 No! 441 00:20:56,438 --> 00:20:59,395 Yeah! Yodelheim rules! 442 00:20:59,396 --> 00:21:02,688 Yeah! The The Ducks can't be stopped! 443 00:21:05,396 --> 00:21:06,896 - No! - Hold up. 444 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:09,688 [Howard the Duck, Darcy scream] 445 00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:15,063 And there goes your trust fund. 446 00:21:16,146 --> 00:21:17,145 All of it? 447 00:21:17,146 --> 00:21:19,230 [Howard the Duck, Darcy scream] 448 00:21:26,688 --> 00:21:27,979 [both grunting] 449 00:21:27,980 --> 00:21:29,605 - [pants] - [groaning] 450 00:21:32,188 --> 00:21:34,188 [screaming, rumbling in distance] 451 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:42,896 This can't be it, Howard. Can it? 452 00:21:45,396 --> 00:21:46,396 [sighs] 453 00:21:47,063 --> 00:21:48,271 Who can say? 454 00:21:49,521 --> 00:21:53,021 I never would've thunk a life like this could've been written in the stars. 455 00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:55,605 A girl like you... 456 00:21:57,313 --> 00:21:58,771 I mean, a duck like me. 457 00:21:59,438 --> 00:22:02,562 Thank God that bar was offering half-price nachos. 458 00:22:02,563 --> 00:22:05,355 Well, the nachos might've sealed the deal, but... 459 00:22:06,146 --> 00:22:07,146 I always knew. 460 00:22:08,730 --> 00:22:10,646 We were brought together for something more. 461 00:22:13,396 --> 00:22:14,855 I always knew it, too. 462 00:22:15,521 --> 00:22:19,438 [screaming, rumbling continues] 463 00:22:20,855 --> 00:22:23,105 [humming "I Was Made for Lovin' You" by KISS] 464 00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:39,645 ♪ You were made for lovin' me ♪ 465 00:22:39,646 --> 00:22:42,604 [all screaming] 466 00:22:42,605 --> 00:22:46,270 ♪ I can't get enough of you, baby ♪ 467 00:22:46,271 --> 00:22:48,979 ♪ Can you get enough of me? ♪ 468 00:22:48,980 --> 00:22:50,063 Never. 469 00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:56,645 [both singing] ♪ I was made for lovin' you, baby ♪ 470 00:22:56,646 --> 00:22:59,020 ♪ I was made for lovin' you, baby ♪ 471 00:22:59,021 --> 00:23:00,104 ♪ You know that! ♪ 472 00:23:00,105 --> 00:23:01,270 [pinging] 473 00:23:01,271 --> 00:23:02,355 Uh... 474 00:23:02,980 --> 00:23:04,063 Darce... 475 00:23:13,313 --> 00:23:16,729 - Ah, that power. - So pure. 476 00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:19,729 - It's divine. - So beautiful. 477 00:23:19,730 --> 00:23:23,062 Just as it was written in the stars. 478 00:23:23,063 --> 00:23:24,145 Seize it! 479 00:23:24,146 --> 00:23:26,563 [KISS "I Was Made for Lovin' You" playing] 480 00:23:35,188 --> 00:23:37,020 Wow! Darce, look at this. 481 00:23:37,021 --> 00:23:38,979 This kid might have some magic of its own! 482 00:23:38,980 --> 00:23:40,604 Maybe we should keep singing? 483 00:23:40,605 --> 00:23:44,854 ♪ Oh, I was made for lovin' you, baby ♪ 484 00:23:44,855 --> 00:23:48,437 ♪ You were made for lovin' me ♪ 485 00:23:48,438 --> 00:23:52,437 ♪ And I can't get enough of you, baby ♪ 486 00:23:52,438 --> 00:23:56,187 ♪ Can you get enough of me? ♪ 487 00:23:56,188 --> 00:23:57,729 [lightning crackles] 488 00:23:57,730 --> 00:23:59,854 - You all right, Coulson? - I'm good, boss. 489 00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:02,438 So, you know, what do you think of the resort? 490 00:24:15,105 --> 00:24:17,938 There's... There's too many of them. 491 00:24:18,438 --> 00:24:21,354 No! There's gotta be somethin' else we can do. 492 00:24:21,355 --> 00:24:22,855 [both groaning, grunting] 493 00:24:33,271 --> 00:24:34,396 Howard, the baby! 494 00:24:42,271 --> 00:24:43,563 [cracking] 495 00:24:44,771 --> 00:24:45,854 [all gasp] 496 00:24:45,855 --> 00:24:47,396 [all screaming] 497 00:24:59,313 --> 00:25:02,896 Okay, okay, this was fun, but I have an orgy to get to. 498 00:25:05,563 --> 00:25:09,938 [all screaming] 499 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:48,355 [gasps] Um, Howard? 500 00:25:48,896 --> 00:25:53,687 And to think I was worried you wouldn't be able to protect her. 501 00:25:53,688 --> 00:25:57,479 Yeah, yeah. She's a natural-born slugger, just like her old man. 502 00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:00,021 Oh, no need for that. I was wrong. 503 00:26:03,063 --> 00:26:06,271 Power that great is safest with its family. 504 00:26:14,730 --> 00:26:15,980 You guys got this. 505 00:26:16,521 --> 00:26:17,521 Fury out! 506 00:26:21,896 --> 00:26:23,938 Hi, guys. Hi, hi. 507 00:26:24,813 --> 00:26:28,854 Listen, I've talked it over with my father and to make amends... 508 00:26:28,855 --> 00:26:33,062 We'd like to comp you a room at the lodge. And... 509 00:26:33,063 --> 00:26:36,688 Honestly, it's the least we could do. Really, my friends. We insist. 510 00:26:37,646 --> 00:26:38,938 Full minibar. 511 00:26:39,563 --> 00:26:40,563 Mm. 512 00:26:41,438 --> 00:26:42,646 What do you think, babe? 513 00:26:43,813 --> 00:26:45,896 Never been one to turn down a free trip, 514 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,021 but there's only one place in the world I wanna be. 515 00:26:52,563 --> 00:26:57,230 [The Watcher] Even in an endless universe, there's no place like home. 516 00:26:58,396 --> 00:27:03,230 And parents are the greatest heroes of all. 517 00:27:10,271 --> 00:27:14,521 Aw. Our little Byrdie. She's perfect. 518 00:27:15,105 --> 00:27:16,730 Yeah. She is, isn't she? 519 00:27:18,146 --> 00:27:19,771 All right, like we rehearsed. 520 00:27:20,605 --> 00:27:21,687 Step... 521 00:27:21,688 --> 00:27:25,687 - Step. And step. And step. - Step. And step. And step. 522 00:27:25,688 --> 00:27:26,980 - You get the door. - Fine. 523 00:27:32,230 --> 00:27:33,229 [Byrdie crying] 524 00:27:33,230 --> 00:27:34,854 - No! - Oh, God. Did you do the bottle? 525 00:27:34,855 --> 00:27:37,145 - You're supposed to do the bottle. - No, the bottle's fine, Howard. 526 00:27:37,146 --> 00:27:39,354 No, it's way too hot. You can't give a bottle that hot. 527 00:27:39,355 --> 00:27:40,979 It's the blanket. She hates the color! 528 00:27:40,980 --> 00:27:42,354 Why'd we get her this color? 529 00:27:42,355 --> 00:27:45,438 [♪ pleasant instrumental music playing] 530 00:28:26,396 --> 00:28:29,396 [theme music playing]