1 00:00:09,855 --> 00:00:11,519 Congratulations. 2 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:13,436 Oh, my God! Darce, I'm kvelling. 3 00:00:13,437 --> 00:00:15,228 I am positively kvelling right now. 4 00:00:15,229 --> 00:00:17,436 - It looks just like me. - Hey! Look over here. 5 00:00:17,437 --> 00:00:18,728 - Let me just get your eyes. - No. 6 00:00:18,729 --> 00:00:21,019 - I wanna get the light on your eyes. - Nine hours of labor. 7 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:22,894 - It's so cinematic. - I'm covered in sweat. 8 00:00:22,895 --> 00:00:24,311 - This is not a good look. - Oh. 9 00:00:24,312 --> 00:00:26,603 - Would you like me to hold the camera? - Oh, that's perfect. 10 00:00:26,604 --> 00:00:28,436 Make sure you frame all three of us, please? 11 00:00:28,437 --> 00:00:31,144 Howard, it's our baby. 12 00:00:31,145 --> 00:00:32,644 Or it will be, right? 13 00:00:32,645 --> 00:00:34,519 When do you think this thing is gonna hatch? 14 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:37,646 I don't know. It's gonna hatch in... you know, uh... 15 00:00:38,396 --> 00:00:39,730 whatever the normal... 16 00:00:40,855 --> 00:00:45,186 In an instant, Howard and Darcy The Duck's whole world changed. 17 00:00:45,187 --> 00:00:46,269 Little did they know 18 00:00:46,270 --> 00:00:49,396 their child was destined to change everyone else's too. 19 00:00:52,688 --> 00:00:53,730 {\an8}Time. 20 00:00:56,980 --> 00:00:58,063 {\an8}Space. 21 00:00:59,771 --> 00:01:00,813 {\an8}Reality. 22 00:01:03,688 --> 00:01:05,355 {\an8}It's more than a linear path. 23 00:01:10,230 --> 00:01:14,730 {\an8}It's a prism of endless possibility, 24 00:01:17,271 --> 00:01:20,688 {\an8}where a single choice can branch out into infinite realities, 25 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:26,230 {\an8}creating alternate worlds from the ones you know. 26 00:01:30,355 --> 00:01:31,688 {\an8}I am the Watcher. 27 00:01:33,938 --> 00:01:37,105 {\an8}I am your guide through these vast new realities. 28 00:01:38,521 --> 00:01:42,021 {\an8}Follow me and ponder the question... 29 00:01:45,688 --> 00:01:47,312 {\an8}"What if?" 30 00:01:52,438 --> 00:01:54,853 And to think a romance that could change the world, 31 00:01:54,854 --> 00:01:57,105 {\an8}all began at a party. 32 00:01:57,646 --> 00:02:01,894 An intergalactic blowout thrown by the party prince of Asgard himself... 33 00:02:01,895 --> 00:02:03,186 Huzzah! 34 00:02:03,187 --> 00:02:05,603 - ...that introduced Earth to the stars... - 35 00:02:05,604 --> 00:02:08,769 {\an8}-...and Howard The Duck to Darcy Lewis. - 36 00:02:08,770 --> 00:02:11,686 Well, it's happy hour. Want some half-priced nachos? 37 00:02:11,687 --> 00:02:14,730 Okay, fine, Duck. But this is not a date. 38 00:02:16,521 --> 00:02:17,813 She was right. 39 00:02:18,313 --> 00:02:19,521 It was so much more. 40 00:02:21,646 --> 00:02:24,063 I now pronounce you Darcy, and uh, Duck. 41 00:02:24,813 --> 00:02:28,061 But Howard and Darcy's lives weren't the only ones changed 42 00:02:28,062 --> 00:02:29,853 by Thor's Midgard rager. 43 00:02:29,854 --> 00:02:32,978 The party may have ended but the guests never left, 44 00:02:32,979 --> 00:02:37,271 as the worlds of Earth and the Cosmos became forever intertwined, 45 00:02:37,855 --> 00:02:39,769 just like Howard and Darcy. 46 00:02:39,770 --> 00:02:43,478 ♪ I was made for lovin' you, baby ♪ 47 00:02:43,479 --> 00:02:45,978 ♪ You were made for lovin' me ♪ 48 00:02:45,979 --> 00:02:47,061 ♪ You know that! ♪ 49 00:02:47,062 --> 00:02:48,853 ♪ I can't get enough of you... ♪ 50 00:02:48,854 --> 00:02:50,478 ♪ I can't get enough of you, Egg baby... ♪ 51 00:02:50,479 --> 00:02:54,019 Hey, enough! The '80s called, they want their song back. 52 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:56,228 That's so funny. 53 00:02:56,229 --> 00:03:00,686 Or it would be, except for the fact that KISS wrote that song in '79! A-duh! 54 00:03:00,687 --> 00:03:04,061 Sorry, Mrs. Switzler, we're just trying to put the baby to sleep. 55 00:03:04,062 --> 00:03:05,603 With what? Torture? 56 00:03:05,604 --> 00:03:08,103 Hey, we worked really hard on those two-part harmonies! 57 00:03:08,104 --> 00:03:10,519 Okay. And I'm sure the baby loves them. 58 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:12,188 Look, look, look. See... 59 00:03:13,146 --> 00:03:14,521 fast asleep. 60 00:03:17,980 --> 00:03:19,936 I don't appreciate how dismissive she is. 61 00:03:19,937 --> 00:03:21,730 Okay, it doesn't matter. 62 00:03:24,313 --> 00:03:26,811 Will you look at us... nesting? 63 00:03:26,812 --> 00:03:28,478 Well, we are the The Ducks. 64 00:03:28,479 --> 00:03:30,894 I guess that tracks. 65 00:03:30,895 --> 00:03:31,980 Huh? 66 00:03:33,813 --> 00:03:34,894 You've been served... 67 00:03:34,895 --> 00:03:35,978 - What? - What? No. 68 00:03:35,979 --> 00:03:37,353 Those charges were dropped. 69 00:03:37,354 --> 00:03:38,436 With two tickets. 70 00:03:38,437 --> 00:03:42,103 All expenses paid to the Grandmaster's Grand Cruise Across the Stars. 71 00:03:42,104 --> 00:03:44,186 - Hello. - Wait! For us? 72 00:03:44,187 --> 00:03:46,103 - Targeted advertising. - Oh. 73 00:03:46,104 --> 00:03:48,563 It'll be an experience you'll never forget. 74 00:03:49,063 --> 00:03:51,978 Ahoy there, Sailors of the Stars. 75 00:03:51,979 --> 00:03:56,144 Time to check your worries at the gate, and toss those inhibitions overboard 76 00:03:56,145 --> 00:03:58,853 because when you're riding on the SS Grand Master, 77 00:03:58,854 --> 00:04:01,686 adventure has no boundaries. 78 00:04:01,687 --> 00:04:04,519 Howard, have you seen this itinerary? 79 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:07,061 Couples cliff diving on Vormir... 80 00:04:07,062 --> 00:04:10,561 Oh, yeah, they say you can only truly appreciate it with someone you love. 81 00:04:10,562 --> 00:04:14,103 Oh, a lava boat ride through the canals of Muspelheim. 82 00:04:14,104 --> 00:04:17,644 Wait, you don't think that could, like, hard-boil our baby or anything, right? 83 00:04:17,645 --> 00:04:20,728 Darce, you heard the lady. This is a family cruise line. 84 00:04:20,729 --> 00:04:22,436 - They know what they're doing. - Of course. 85 00:04:22,437 --> 00:04:25,436 Now come on, I wanna hit that buffet before everyone breathes on it. 86 00:04:25,437 --> 00:04:28,269 Howard, oh, my God! Hold on to the baby. 87 00:04:28,270 --> 00:04:30,269 - The baby, get it. - All right, I got it. 88 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,353 Whoa! Oh-ho! 89 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:34,062 - We're floating! - I see we're lightening up already. 90 00:04:36,563 --> 00:04:38,019 I got eyes on the package. 91 00:04:38,020 --> 00:04:40,396 Inform the buyer we'll intercept it off-world. 92 00:04:43,855 --> 00:04:45,644 - Oh, boy! - This is very nice. 93 00:04:45,645 --> 00:04:47,811 This is just too much. Look at us. 94 00:04:47,812 --> 00:04:50,019 - I know. Look at us. - Lei for your neck. 95 00:04:50,020 --> 00:04:52,561 Welcome cocktail to lower inhibitions. 96 00:04:52,562 --> 00:04:55,561 Darcy, check out these leis. They're not even plastic. 97 00:04:55,562 --> 00:04:57,061 That is a classy touch. 98 00:04:57,062 --> 00:05:00,228 Ooh, and this welcome drink. It tastes like a warm hug, 99 00:05:00,229 --> 00:05:02,103 and vodka, mostly vodka. 100 00:05:02,104 --> 00:05:03,894 - Here. Have another. - Have another. 101 00:05:03,895 --> 00:05:06,103 Okay. That's not-- 102 00:05:06,104 --> 00:05:08,353 Please, I insist. 103 00:05:08,354 --> 00:05:10,644 On the SS Grand Master, it's not a bad decision 104 00:05:10,645 --> 00:05:13,728 - if you don't remember it. - Oh, my God! Howard! It's the guy. 105 00:05:13,729 --> 00:05:15,353 - I gotta fight this guy? - No, no, no. 106 00:05:15,354 --> 00:05:16,936 - DJ Foam. - DJ Foam! 107 00:05:16,937 --> 00:05:18,395 - Yeah. - The Grandmaster. 108 00:05:19,521 --> 00:05:22,019 Bowing is optional. I'm not that big of a deal. 109 00:05:22,020 --> 00:05:24,728 - I take that back. I am a big deal. - Hey! 110 00:05:24,729 --> 00:05:27,686 Really, we cannot thank you enough for these tickets. 111 00:05:27,687 --> 00:05:31,228 Ah, for you crazy kids? Nothing I love more than a wholesome-- 112 00:05:31,229 --> 00:05:34,103 - Oh! Oh! - Uh... 113 00:05:34,104 --> 00:05:38,396 This must be the adorable little reason we're all here today. 114 00:05:39,646 --> 00:05:40,644 Now, look at this. 115 00:05:40,645 --> 00:05:43,519 Now, what you have here is the Galaxy's finest selection 116 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:48,019 of sitters, swaddlers, sleep trainers, nannies, au pairs, governesses, plus... 117 00:05:48,020 --> 00:05:50,353 Topaz here is actually an excellent wet nurse. 118 00:05:50,354 --> 00:05:51,436 That part's extra. 119 00:05:51,437 --> 00:05:52,728 All at your disposal. 120 00:05:52,729 --> 00:05:56,519 So you two can enjoy some much-deserved mommy and daddy time. 121 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:57,605 Uh... 122 00:05:58,688 --> 00:06:00,563 I mean, he doesn't not have a point. 123 00:06:00,730 --> 00:06:01,730 Mmm. 124 00:06:03,563 --> 00:06:05,144 Wow! 125 00:06:05,145 --> 00:06:06,311 First-time parents? 126 00:06:06,312 --> 00:06:08,355 Mm-hmm. Yep. Our first one. 127 00:06:09,355 --> 00:06:10,521 Yeah, I can tell. 128 00:06:11,271 --> 00:06:15,269 The Grandmaster's Grand Welcome Brunch will begin shortly. 129 00:06:15,270 --> 00:06:19,769 The "Grand" part wasn't false advertising, I'll give him that. This is quite grand. 130 00:06:19,770 --> 00:06:25,519 Now, of course, our guests of honor have a special seat reserved for them 131 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:27,394 at the head of the table. 132 00:06:27,395 --> 00:06:28,478 Oh! 133 00:06:28,479 --> 00:06:30,269 - Well, that's nice. - Very fancy. 134 00:06:30,270 --> 00:06:32,311 - The chair is well-padded. - Ahem, ahem! 135 00:06:32,312 --> 00:06:36,688 Diners and dinettes, gather in, settle down. 136 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:38,561 Hmm. 137 00:06:38,562 --> 00:06:42,146 And, uh, most importantly, raise a glass. 138 00:06:42,855 --> 00:06:45,186 Hope you all came hungry, because once you get a taste... 139 00:06:45,187 --> 00:06:47,730 Quite the hoopla just for breakfast, huh? 140 00:06:48,688 --> 00:06:51,853 Hey! Hey, Howard, Howard, I can't make heads or tails of this menu. 141 00:06:51,854 --> 00:06:53,769 - You speak, uh, hoity-toity? - I do not. 142 00:06:53,770 --> 00:06:55,728 But my phone does. 143 00:06:55,729 --> 00:06:57,144 Yeah, let's see what we got. 144 00:06:57,145 --> 00:06:59,728 Here we go. "The Grandmaster invites you 145 00:06:59,729 --> 00:07:02,644 {\an8}"to feast on Howard and Darcy The Duck." 146 00:07:02,645 --> 00:07:03,730 Wait! What? 147 00:07:04,313 --> 00:07:06,436 Wait, wait, wait. It's "feast your eyes." 148 00:07:06,437 --> 00:07:08,603 "Feast your eyes." Okay, I guess that's nice. 149 00:07:08,604 --> 00:07:10,978 Ah... 150 00:07:10,979 --> 00:07:13,686 Uh, today's special 151 00:07:13,687 --> 00:07:18,478 is an entrée, uh-huh, like no other. 152 00:07:18,479 --> 00:07:21,103 Born of two worlds... 153 00:07:21,104 --> 00:07:22,394 Born of two worlds? 154 00:07:22,395 --> 00:07:25,520 ...a true cosmic wonder. 155 00:07:27,813 --> 00:07:29,561 - Uh, Howard... - Wait, it says, 156 00:07:29,562 --> 00:07:32,353 {\an8}"To feast your eyes on Howard and Darcy The Duck's 157 00:07:32,354 --> 00:07:33,603 {\an8}- "homemade..." - Howard! 158 00:07:33,604 --> 00:07:35,979 Oh, no, is this supposed to be a potluck? 159 00:07:37,563 --> 00:07:38,603 Howard! 160 00:07:38,604 --> 00:07:40,645 - Look at the baby! - Yep. Hold on. 161 00:07:41,730 --> 00:07:43,686 Darce, they wanna eat the baby! 162 00:07:43,687 --> 00:07:46,605 No, duh, Howard, we've got a Hannibal Lecter situation! 163 00:07:47,980 --> 00:07:52,395 Oh, let the brunch begi-- 164 00:07:54,980 --> 00:07:58,894 What? Oh, my gosh! Captain Mohawk saved our baby! 165 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:01,894 Sorry to spoil y'all's breakfast, folks. 166 00:08:01,895 --> 00:08:05,313 But I was hopin' to grab a little somethin' to go. Ta-ta! 167 00:08:05,813 --> 00:08:08,436 Oh, my gosh! Captain Mohawk stole our baby! 168 00:08:08,437 --> 00:08:11,186 No, no, no! Hey, Space Pirates! 169 00:08:11,187 --> 00:08:13,105 What're you waiting for? Come on, Duck! 170 00:08:15,396 --> 00:08:17,230 Coast clear, let's get to the life rafts! 171 00:08:18,188 --> 00:08:19,561 All right, here we go! 172 00:08:19,562 --> 00:08:21,186 Howard, are you sure you can fly this? 173 00:08:21,187 --> 00:08:23,937 Are you kidding? I'm a duck. I was born to fly. Strap in. 174 00:08:26,896 --> 00:08:28,271 Oh, move over! 175 00:08:31,605 --> 00:08:33,894 Faster, baby! Faster! We almost got him! 176 00:08:33,895 --> 00:08:36,144 Aah, come on, get it together, Darcy. 177 00:08:36,145 --> 00:08:37,895 This is just like Galaga. 178 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:43,646 Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 179 00:08:46,646 --> 00:08:48,144 - What? - Aah! 180 00:08:48,145 --> 00:08:50,478 - It just-- It just disappear-- - But they were right... 181 00:08:50,479 --> 00:08:54,730 I don't know what we were thinking. Nothing good ever happens on a cruise! 182 00:08:55,396 --> 00:08:57,188 I'm sorry. 183 00:08:58,396 --> 00:08:59,396 This was a mistake. 184 00:08:59,896 --> 00:09:02,313 Our baby is... gone. 185 00:09:04,188 --> 00:09:05,646 We had one job. 186 00:09:06,605 --> 00:09:07,688 And we failed. 187 00:09:09,188 --> 00:09:10,894 What? What are you doing? 188 00:09:10,895 --> 00:09:13,646 Calling the fuzz! Clearly, we can't do this on our own! 189 00:09:16,688 --> 00:09:18,686 Um, it's about the Convergence case, sir. 190 00:09:18,687 --> 00:09:20,769 This couple could be the lead we've been waiting for. 191 00:09:20,770 --> 00:09:22,144 And what did you say their name was? 192 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:24,728 - That would be the The Ducks, sir. - Huh? 193 00:09:24,729 --> 00:09:26,894 What the hell is going on, Director? 194 00:09:26,895 --> 00:09:28,978 First the Grandmaster, now the Ravagers? 195 00:09:28,979 --> 00:09:31,269 Why are all these people after our baby? 196 00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:34,019 I assure you, Mr. and Mrs... The Duck, 197 00:09:34,020 --> 00:09:37,894 recovering your egg has become S.H.I.E.L.D.'s priority number one. 198 00:09:37,895 --> 00:09:41,019 Oh, yeah? You and everyone else in the galaxy, apparently. 199 00:09:41,020 --> 00:09:43,394 What the hell is so special about our kid, anyway? 200 00:09:43,395 --> 00:09:44,478 - Howard! - Ow! 201 00:09:44,479 --> 00:09:46,769 I mean, besides the fact that they're our kid. 202 00:09:46,770 --> 00:09:49,811 What do you know about the Cosmic Convergence? 203 00:09:49,812 --> 00:09:51,728 Wait. The Convergence? 204 00:09:51,729 --> 00:09:54,103 - Wasn't that on my due date? - Exactly. 205 00:09:54,104 --> 00:09:58,103 And many believe the planetary alignment was a sign. 206 00:09:58,104 --> 00:10:00,144 The birth of a great new power. 207 00:10:00,145 --> 00:10:02,644 You think it's our child? 208 00:10:02,645 --> 00:10:04,186 I guess, deep down, I always knew 209 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:06,519 our little champ was destined for big things. 210 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:08,438 Uh, a word, sir. 211 00:10:14,646 --> 00:10:16,936 ...our satellites picked up a Ravager ship making the jump 212 00:10:16,937 --> 00:10:18,311 out of the Cat's Eye Nebula. 213 00:10:18,312 --> 00:10:20,644 It could indicate they're meeting with The Collector. 214 00:10:20,645 --> 00:10:21,730 Hm. 215 00:10:22,688 --> 00:10:26,063 Best you leave this with the experts, Mr. and Mrs... The Duck. 216 00:10:26,563 --> 00:10:31,605 We'll see to it your Egg stays out of the wrong hands. 217 00:10:32,105 --> 00:10:33,230 Fury out! 218 00:10:33,730 --> 00:10:35,644 Screw this! Well, I'm not waiting for the five-oh. 219 00:10:35,645 --> 00:10:37,644 If the Ravagers are workin' for The Collector, 220 00:10:37,645 --> 00:10:39,061 then we know where they're headed. 221 00:10:39,062 --> 00:10:40,353 - Where? - Knowhere. 222 00:10:40,354 --> 00:10:41,644 - What? - Knowhere. 223 00:10:41,645 --> 00:10:43,686 Well, they've gotta be going somewhere. 224 00:10:43,687 --> 00:10:44,894 Knowhere. 225 00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:46,228 - Howard? - Knowhere. 226 00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:48,521 Where are they going? 227 00:10:57,938 --> 00:10:59,686 Milord Yondu Udonta, 228 00:10:59,687 --> 00:11:05,603 I present to you, Kaecilius, Master of the Dark Arts. 229 00:11:05,604 --> 00:11:09,603 Only in silence can you hear the whispers from the Dark. 230 00:11:09,604 --> 00:11:10,978 Oh-ho! Whoa! 231 00:11:10,979 --> 00:11:12,769 What happened to The Collector? 232 00:11:12,770 --> 00:11:15,269 He's been... collected. 233 00:11:15,270 --> 00:11:17,478 Trapped inside the Mirror Dimension. 234 00:11:17,479 --> 00:11:20,061 But we knew the most powerful relics in the Cosmos 235 00:11:20,062 --> 00:11:23,853 always seem to find their way here... eventually. 236 00:11:23,854 --> 00:11:26,478 Listen, man. Word on the street here 237 00:11:26,479 --> 00:11:29,519 is that this egg is a pretty hot damn commodity. 238 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:34,311 I got offers comin' in from Dark Elves and an Olympic God. 239 00:11:34,312 --> 00:11:37,855 You get what I'm sayin'? So, our price just went up. 240 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:39,644 I'm sorry, Captain, 241 00:11:39,645 --> 00:11:41,896 but Dormammu does not come to bargain. 242 00:11:53,021 --> 00:11:55,019 Jeez, easy, Darce. The wall, the wall. 243 00:11:55,020 --> 00:11:56,478 - It's fine! - Oh, oh! 244 00:11:56,479 --> 00:11:57,561 Quiet, Howard! 245 00:11:57,562 --> 00:11:59,269 You know I can't park when someone is watching! 246 00:11:59,270 --> 00:12:00,396 I'm lookin' away. 247 00:12:03,646 --> 00:12:04,771 That was great, babe. Wow. 248 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:10,729 Whoa, can't believe you escaped through the sewage tunnels. 249 00:12:11,813 --> 00:12:14,228 You won't even use a public restroom. 250 00:12:14,229 --> 00:12:16,394 I'm not proud of it. I did what I had to do. 251 00:12:16,395 --> 00:12:19,105 Shh! Howard, I hear something creepy. 252 00:12:19,855 --> 00:12:20,855 Do you hear that? 253 00:12:31,980 --> 00:12:33,771 - Yeah, it's very creepy. - It's very creepy! 254 00:12:43,355 --> 00:12:44,771 Howard! 255 00:12:49,605 --> 00:12:51,563 What in the name of Eyes Wide Shut! 256 00:12:55,605 --> 00:12:56,978 - ...Dormammu. - ...Dormammu. 257 00:12:56,979 --> 00:12:58,771 - Yeah, that is right. - Crushin' it. 258 00:13:03,271 --> 00:13:05,144 That's our baby! 259 00:13:05,145 --> 00:13:07,438 Oh, no! There's gotta be something we can do! 260 00:13:15,105 --> 00:13:17,936 So, uh, excuse me. What's the deal with the magic act? 261 00:13:17,937 --> 00:13:21,061 We know. Obviously. We just wanna hear it in your words. 262 00:13:21,062 --> 00:13:24,894 Quiet! The "ensoulment" is about to begin. 263 00:13:24,895 --> 00:13:26,688 - Ensoulment? - Ensoulment? 264 00:13:28,688 --> 00:13:34,563 Behold, our Dark Master, Dormammu! 265 00:13:41,230 --> 00:13:44,188 Dormammu, we present to you an offering. 266 00:13:44,730 --> 00:13:47,644 A powerful vessel to serve as your host body, 267 00:13:47,645 --> 00:13:50,228 from which you will be born anew. 268 00:13:50,229 --> 00:13:51,311 Howard! I think 269 00:13:51,312 --> 00:13:54,603 they're tryna Rosemary's Baby this Dormammu guy into our baby! 270 00:13:54,604 --> 00:13:56,020 No. No. No. 271 00:13:58,188 --> 00:13:59,436 Did I get it? 272 00:13:59,437 --> 00:14:01,354 - What the... - What? No! 273 00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,019 S.H.I.E.L.D.! Nobody move! 274 00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:10,186 I didn't do it! I'm innocent, I tell you! 275 00:14:10,187 --> 00:14:12,436 Relax, Howard. He's not here for us, remember? 276 00:14:12,437 --> 00:14:14,855 Right. Right. It's just a force of habit. 277 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,353 Hands out of your robes, now! 278 00:14:17,354 --> 00:14:21,980 You are in possession of unauthorized level 11 cosmic contraband. 279 00:14:22,563 --> 00:14:25,603 I would suggest you stand down, Director. 280 00:14:25,604 --> 00:14:28,769 You've no idea what you've found yourself in the middle of. 281 00:14:28,770 --> 00:14:32,686 I understand enough to know that the galaxy will be safest 282 00:14:32,687 --> 00:14:34,478 with that Egg in S.H.I.E.L.D.'s hands. 283 00:14:34,479 --> 00:14:36,603 Uh, S.H.I.E.L.D.'s hands? 284 00:14:36,604 --> 00:14:39,186 [laughs] Thanks, but no thanks, my dude. 285 00:14:39,187 --> 00:14:42,478 Yeah. Look, Your Honor, I appreciate the search and rescue, 286 00:14:42,479 --> 00:14:45,144 but I don't think we're in the market for childcare. 287 00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:46,519 Who the hell are these two? 288 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,019 We're the parents. 289 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:50,186 I'm sorry, Mr. and Mrs. The Duck, 290 00:14:50,187 --> 00:14:53,228 but S.H.I.E.L.D. can't entrust a being this powerful 291 00:14:53,229 --> 00:14:55,686 to a first-time mom and a gambling addict. 292 00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:58,311 - Hey! - Recovering gambling addict, thank you! 293 00:14:58,312 --> 00:15:00,353 I got the chip. That's the wrong chip. 294 00:15:00,354 --> 00:15:02,105 Coulson, carton it. 295 00:15:07,771 --> 00:15:12,521 It appears you need some help reorienting your perspective. 296 00:15:17,188 --> 00:15:18,688 I don't like it! 297 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,230 If that's how it's gonna be... 298 00:15:28,396 --> 00:15:30,853 For Dormam-- 299 00:15:30,854 --> 00:15:31,938 Get it, get it! 300 00:15:33,521 --> 00:15:35,730 - Get it! - Get it! I got my-- 301 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:39,186 Huh? 302 00:15:39,187 --> 00:15:40,896 All right. 303 00:15:43,521 --> 00:15:45,313 Let's go. 304 00:15:46,771 --> 00:15:47,769 Do you hear that? 305 00:15:47,770 --> 00:15:49,728 - Oh? - Oh-ho-ho! 306 00:15:49,729 --> 00:15:51,436 Ask and you shall receive. 307 00:15:51,437 --> 00:15:52,644 I didn't hear you ask anyone. 308 00:15:52,645 --> 00:15:55,521 Well, I was askin', babe. You know, in my head. 309 00:15:58,605 --> 00:16:01,519 Breaking Space News, Terran defense force, S.H.I.E.L.D., 310 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:04,561 has issued an Ivory Alert for a missing cosmic relic, 311 00:16:04,562 --> 00:16:07,311 last seen leaving Knowhere in a Sakaaran vessel. 312 00:16:07,312 --> 00:16:11,478 Well, look at us, like an intergalactic Bonnie and Clyde. 313 00:16:11,479 --> 00:16:14,355 Have you seen that movie, Howard? It does not end great for them. 314 00:16:15,021 --> 00:16:17,271 Look, we need to find someplace where we can lay low. 315 00:16:17,896 --> 00:16:21,896 Not to worry. I know just the place where we can chill. 316 00:16:23,188 --> 00:16:26,978 For too long, Jotunheim has been relegated to the shadows. 317 00:16:26,979 --> 00:16:31,228 But with this, the Nine Realms will have no choice 318 00:16:31,229 --> 00:16:34,688 but to bear witness to our glorious purpose. 319 00:16:35,230 --> 00:16:40,061 Right here at the Jotun Slopes luxury hotel, resort, and casino. 320 00:16:40,062 --> 00:16:42,855 The future of intergalactic winter sports. 321 00:16:43,563 --> 00:16:44,728 That's pretty cool, right? 322 00:16:44,729 --> 00:16:47,853 I mean, my father's not 100% on board just yet, 323 00:16:47,854 --> 00:16:50,061 but, you know, I'm gonna get him there. 324 00:16:50,062 --> 00:16:53,436 Dude, we didn't come here for a sales pitch. We came for your help. 325 00:16:53,437 --> 00:16:55,811 You know, I thought so, and let me just cut to the chase. 326 00:16:55,812 --> 00:16:58,561 I can't wait to be your baby's godfather. 327 00:16:58,562 --> 00:17:00,894 I'm so honored. Thank you. This means the world. 328 00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,644 - Is this guy serious right now? - Uh. 329 00:17:02,645 --> 00:17:05,436 Listen, as swell as that offer is... 330 00:17:05,437 --> 00:17:07,394 - Yeah. - Really, we're very touched. 331 00:17:07,395 --> 00:17:09,519 What we need right now is shelter. 332 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:12,144 We're kinda on the lam from a couple of cops. 333 00:17:12,145 --> 00:17:14,019 - And sorcerers. - Pirates, too. 334 00:17:14,020 --> 00:17:15,561 So, what do you say? Can you help us out? 335 00:17:15,562 --> 00:17:16,644 What're you talking about? 336 00:17:16,645 --> 00:17:20,021 You're my brother from another mother's old lady's sister from another mister. 337 00:17:20,730 --> 00:17:21,853 Uh... 338 00:17:21,854 --> 00:17:23,519 You're practically family. 339 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:26,353 Thanks, man. I mean, it has been a long trip, 340 00:17:26,354 --> 00:17:28,896 and we have not been able to catch a break. 341 00:17:31,438 --> 00:17:35,228 Oh! Is that guests already? Hang on, wait, our soft opening isn't for a few days. 342 00:17:35,229 --> 00:17:38,188 I don't think they're here for you. 343 00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:48,644 Mr. and Mrs. The Duck, I told you to leave this to us! 344 00:17:48,645 --> 00:17:50,603 Ah, Sir Nicholas Fury! 345 00:17:50,604 --> 00:17:52,146 Let's go! 346 00:17:55,396 --> 00:17:56,561 Quickly. Quickly. 347 00:17:56,562 --> 00:17:57,644 Oh, Father! 348 00:17:57,645 --> 00:18:02,894 So much for this grand opening of yours, my son. 349 00:18:02,895 --> 00:18:05,811 These are my friends. See them to safety, yes? 350 00:18:05,812 --> 00:18:08,061 Or we can take this... 351 00:18:08,062 --> 00:18:09,686 - Dad! What are you doing? - No, no, no! 352 00:18:09,687 --> 00:18:13,186 - Give it back. - And return Jotunheim to its former glory. 353 00:18:13,187 --> 00:18:14,811 No! No return to former glory! 354 00:18:14,812 --> 00:18:16,311 - This is embarrassing! - S.H.I.E.L.D.! 355 00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:17,394 - Nobody move! - Dad! 356 00:18:17,395 --> 00:18:18,769 Surrender the artifact! 357 00:18:18,770 --> 00:18:21,270 My brother from another mother will not look kindly on this. 358 00:18:23,188 --> 00:18:24,604 See? I told you. 359 00:18:30,646 --> 00:18:34,105 I don't think it's who you think it is. 360 00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:38,061 Kneel before Zeus! 361 00:18:38,062 --> 00:18:40,561 Oh, good, you're already kneeling. 362 00:18:40,562 --> 00:18:43,311 Now, where is this Egg I saw written in the stars? 363 00:18:43,312 --> 00:18:45,811 Okay, cool. Well, we're heading south for the winter. 364 00:18:45,812 --> 00:18:47,436 Never been much of a snowbird anyway. 365 00:18:47,437 --> 00:18:49,063 - Darce, let's get outta here. - Come on! 366 00:18:50,438 --> 00:18:51,603 Hey, what do I got? 367 00:18:51,604 --> 00:18:55,019 Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt, thunderbolt! 368 00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:56,311 That guy shocked me! 369 00:18:56,312 --> 00:18:57,813 I'm comin' back for you, buddy! 370 00:18:58,355 --> 00:18:59,353 Darce! 371 00:18:59,354 --> 00:19:03,853 Hark, the child born under the stars of the Convergence is ours to take. 372 00:19:03,854 --> 00:19:09,894 And with it, we shall finally plunge the Nine Realms into eternal darkness. 373 00:19:09,895 --> 00:19:12,394 Get out of my way! I am a Master of the Dark Arts! 374 00:19:12,395 --> 00:19:14,894 I'm a Dark Elf. It's in the name, you dimwit! 375 00:19:14,895 --> 00:19:16,396 - Heretic! - Thunderbolt! 376 00:19:16,980 --> 00:19:18,061 Hey! 377 00:19:18,062 --> 00:19:20,186 Hear me and rejoice. 378 00:19:20,187 --> 00:19:23,394 Oh, no! You're not getting your mitts on our magical kid! 379 00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:25,394 What? No. We're just here for a company retreat. 380 00:19:25,395 --> 00:19:26,853 - We have a Groupon. - Okay. 381 00:19:26,854 --> 00:19:30,728 Uh, wait. Did you say "magical kid"? 382 00:19:30,729 --> 00:19:33,103 - Howard! - Sorry! 383 00:19:33,104 --> 00:19:35,436 We might want to call this one in. 384 00:19:35,437 --> 00:19:36,979 Thunderbolt for you! 385 00:19:41,605 --> 00:19:42,855 Get up, no, no... 386 00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:50,271 Mama's got you, Junior! 387 00:19:51,105 --> 00:19:52,394 My fabulous Egg. 388 00:19:52,395 --> 00:19:54,394 - DJ Foam? - The omelet man! 389 00:19:54,395 --> 00:19:56,396 We meet again. What're the odds? 390 00:19:56,938 --> 00:19:59,896 No, seriously, I'm asking you, what are the odds? 391 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:03,063 - No, no, no. Howard! - Oh, no! 392 00:20:05,146 --> 00:20:06,561 - Oh, no, no, no! - No, no, no! 393 00:20:06,562 --> 00:20:08,563 Oh, come to Papa. 394 00:20:11,646 --> 00:20:14,854 - Sparkles! Huh? - Oh, no, we're going down. Abandon ship. 395 00:20:17,605 --> 00:20:18,811 No, no, no! Howard! 396 00:20:18,812 --> 00:20:21,645 Excuse me. Just makin' my way. Daddy's got you, baby. 397 00:20:22,813 --> 00:20:24,394 Faster, Howard, faster! 398 00:20:24,395 --> 00:20:26,063 I'm running as fast as I can! 399 00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:31,144 The Stones? Is this about the Stones? 400 00:20:31,145 --> 00:20:32,896 Have you found them? Where are they? 401 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:37,978 An egg? You called me for an egg? 402 00:20:37,979 --> 00:20:39,771 It's magical? 403 00:20:44,896 --> 00:20:46,144 Yello. 404 00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:48,146 Oh. Whoa, whoa, whoa! 405 00:20:50,688 --> 00:20:52,520 - Oh. Whoa. - Come on, Duck! 406 00:20:54,771 --> 00:20:55,855 No! 407 00:20:56,438 --> 00:20:59,394 Yeah! Yodelheim rules! 408 00:20:59,395 --> 00:21:02,688 Yeah! The The Ducks can't be stopped! 409 00:21:05,396 --> 00:21:06,896 - No! - Hold up. 410 00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:15,063 And there goes your trust fund. 411 00:21:16,146 --> 00:21:17,145 All of it? 412 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:42,896 This can't be it, Howard. Can it? 413 00:21:47,063 --> 00:21:48,271 Who can say? 414 00:21:49,521 --> 00:21:53,021 I never would've thunk a life like this could've been written in the stars. 415 00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:55,605 A girl like you... 416 00:21:57,313 --> 00:21:58,771 I mean, a duck like me. 417 00:21:59,438 --> 00:22:02,561 Thank God that bar was offering half-price nachos. 418 00:22:02,562 --> 00:22:05,355 Well, the nachos might've sealed the deal, but... 419 00:22:06,146 --> 00:22:07,146 I always knew. 420 00:22:08,730 --> 00:22:10,646 We were brought together for something more. 421 00:22:13,396 --> 00:22:14,855 I always knew it, too. 422 00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:39,645 ♪ You were made for lovin' me ♪ 423 00:22:42,605 --> 00:22:46,269 ♪ I can't get enough of you, baby ♪ 424 00:22:46,270 --> 00:22:48,978 ♪ Can you get enough of me? ♪ 425 00:22:48,979 --> 00:22:50,063 Never. 426 00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:59,019 ♪ I was made for lovin' you, baby ♪ 427 00:22:59,020 --> 00:23:00,104 ♪ You know that! ♪ 428 00:23:01,271 --> 00:23:02,355 Uh... 429 00:23:02,980 --> 00:23:04,063 Darce... 430 00:23:13,313 --> 00:23:16,728 - Ah, that power. - So pure. 431 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:19,728 - It's divine. - So beautiful. 432 00:23:19,729 --> 00:23:23,061 Just as it was written in the stars. 433 00:23:23,062 --> 00:23:24,145 Seize it! 434 00:23:35,188 --> 00:23:37,019 Wow! Darce, look at this. 435 00:23:37,020 --> 00:23:38,978 This kid might have some magic of its own! 436 00:23:38,979 --> 00:23:40,603 Maybe we should keep singing? 437 00:23:40,604 --> 00:23:44,853 ♪ Oh, I was made for lovin' you, baby ♪ 438 00:23:44,854 --> 00:23:48,436 ♪ You were made for lovin' me ♪ 439 00:23:48,437 --> 00:23:52,436 ♪ And I can't get enough of you, baby ♪ 440 00:23:52,437 --> 00:23:56,187 ♪ Can you get enough of me? ♪ 441 00:23:57,730 --> 00:23:59,853 - You all right, Coulson? - I'm good, boss. 442 00:23:59,854 --> 00:24:02,438 So, you know, what do you think of the resort? 443 00:24:15,105 --> 00:24:17,938 There's... There's too many of them. 444 00:24:18,438 --> 00:24:21,354 No! There's gotta be somethin' else we can do. 445 00:24:33,271 --> 00:24:34,396 Howard, the baby! 446 00:24:59,313 --> 00:25:02,896 Okay, okay, this was fun, but I have an orgy to get to. 447 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:48,355 Um, Howard? 448 00:25:48,896 --> 00:25:53,686 And to think I was worried you wouldn't be able to protect her. 449 00:25:53,687 --> 00:25:57,478 Yeah, yeah. She's a natural-born slugger, just like her old man. 450 00:25:57,479 --> 00:26:00,021 Oh, no need for that. I was wrong. 451 00:26:03,063 --> 00:26:06,271 Power that great is safest with its family. 452 00:26:14,730 --> 00:26:15,980 You guys got this. 453 00:26:16,521 --> 00:26:17,521 Fury out! 454 00:26:21,896 --> 00:26:23,938 Hi, guys. Hi, hi. 455 00:26:24,813 --> 00:26:28,853 Listen, I've talked it over with my father and to make amends... 456 00:26:28,854 --> 00:26:33,061 We'd like to comp you a room at the lodge. And... 457 00:26:33,062 --> 00:26:36,688 Honestly, it's the least we could do. Really, my friends. We insist. 458 00:26:37,646 --> 00:26:38,938 Full minibar. 459 00:26:39,563 --> 00:26:40,563 Mm. 460 00:26:41,438 --> 00:26:42,646 What do you think, babe? 461 00:26:43,813 --> 00:26:45,896 Never been one to turn down a free trip, 462 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,021 but there's only one place in the world I wanna be. 463 00:26:52,563 --> 00:26:57,230 Even in an endless universe, there's no place like home. 464 00:26:58,396 --> 00:27:03,230 And parents are the greatest heroes of all. 465 00:27:10,271 --> 00:27:14,521 Aw. Our little Byrdie. She's perfect. 466 00:27:15,105 --> 00:27:16,730 Yeah. She is, isn't she? 467 00:27:18,146 --> 00:27:19,771 All right, like we rehearsed. 468 00:27:20,605 --> 00:27:21,686 Step... 469 00:27:21,687 --> 00:27:25,686 - Step. And step. And step. - Step. And step. And step. 470 00:27:25,687 --> 00:27:26,980 - You get the door. - Fine. 471 00:27:33,230 --> 00:27:34,853 - No! - Oh, God. Did you do the bottle? 472 00:27:34,854 --> 00:27:37,144 - You're supposed to do the bottle. - No, the bottle's fine, Howard. 473 00:27:37,145 --> 00:27:39,353 No, it's way too hot. You can't give a bottle that hot. 474 00:27:39,354 --> 00:27:40,978 It's the blanket. She hates the color! 475 00:27:40,979 --> 00:27:42,354 Why'd we get her this color?