1 00:00:15,833 --> 00:00:17,041 [The Watcher] In the beginning, 2 00:00:17,541 --> 00:00:21,333 before the Six Singularities and the dawn of creation, 3 00:00:21,833 --> 00:00:23,875 came the Celestials. 4 00:00:24,666 --> 00:00:29,125 [speaking Latin] 5 00:00:30,125 --> 00:00:35,790 Now, with the power of the Eternal Guardians flowing through me, 6 00:00:35,791 --> 00:00:41,833 let the power of creation bring forth my rebirth! 7 00:00:43,791 --> 00:00:44,791 [grunts] 8 00:00:46,958 --> 00:00:49,249 My rebirth! My rebirth! 9 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:51,707 Okay, well, that's not working. Howard? 10 00:00:51,708 --> 00:00:53,415 And cut! 11 00:00:53,416 --> 00:00:55,875 Okay, let's reset. We'll do it one more time. 12 00:00:56,583 --> 00:01:00,165 [man] In this universe, Agatha Harkness' quest for power led her 13 00:01:00,166 --> 00:01:03,500 to discover the Celestial growing deep within the Earth. 14 00:01:04,375 --> 00:01:06,790 Looking to take its cosmic energy for herself, 15 00:01:06,791 --> 00:01:10,041 she set out to design a spell to siphon its power. 16 00:01:10,583 --> 00:01:15,500 But pulling off a ritual of that scale would require an equally big production. 17 00:01:16,125 --> 00:01:19,749 So, she turned to a blossoming industry that had built its reputation 18 00:01:19,750 --> 00:01:23,291 financing the big dreams of even bigger egos. 19 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:24,874 Hollywood. 20 00:01:24,875 --> 00:01:28,499 Where upstart mogul, Howard Stark, was happy to foot the bill. 21 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:32,290 Agatha, darling, those in-camera effects, I still don't know how you do it! 22 00:01:32,291 --> 00:01:34,290 Just a little bit of "movie magic." 23 00:01:34,291 --> 00:01:37,290 But it's not working. This spell is just not working! 24 00:01:37,291 --> 00:01:40,374 In the scene, that is. We may need to, uh, re-stage. 25 00:01:40,375 --> 00:01:42,832 Fantastic! That's lunch, everyone. 26 00:01:42,833 --> 00:01:45,208 Now, where's my AD? Jarvis? Jarvis! 27 00:01:45,708 --> 00:01:47,790 Don't tell me. Not more new pages. 28 00:01:47,791 --> 00:01:50,790 We have already re-shot the Third Act set piece five times. 29 00:01:50,791 --> 00:01:53,124 And we'll shoot it a hundred more, if that's what it takes! 30 00:01:53,125 --> 00:01:55,707 To add what? Another mind-numbing action spectacle? 31 00:01:55,708 --> 00:01:58,332 Big fights? Bigger explosions? I think we've seen it. 32 00:01:58,333 --> 00:01:59,790 - You know, you're right. - I am? 33 00:01:59,791 --> 00:02:01,582 - He is? - We need to expand this picture 34 00:02:01,583 --> 00:02:03,082 to give it that oomph I'm missing. 35 00:02:03,083 --> 00:02:05,082 We need more star power. 36 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:07,165 - A co-star! - How can I steal the show 37 00:02:07,166 --> 00:02:08,749 when there's no one to steal it from. 38 00:02:08,750 --> 00:02:11,540 Of course! The Capulets had the Montagues. The Hatfields, the McCoys. 39 00:02:11,541 --> 00:02:13,624 My auntie had the recluse in the apartment upstairs. 40 00:02:13,625 --> 00:02:15,582 You need a foil! A perfectly placed grain of salt 41 00:02:15,583 --> 00:02:17,624 to complement the seasonings simmering in the pan! 42 00:02:17,625 --> 00:02:19,249 Anything but more actors. 43 00:02:19,250 --> 00:02:22,665 I can see it now. Our Cosmic Queen is sitting on a hand no one else can beat. 44 00:02:22,666 --> 00:02:25,499 That is, until a mysterious new player blows into town, 45 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:26,790 hot on her lofty ambitions. 46 00:02:26,791 --> 00:02:29,290 Yes, yes. Do they fight? Do they fall in love? 47 00:02:29,291 --> 00:02:33,207 No, they'll dance. With dozens of backup dancers on each side. 48 00:02:33,208 --> 00:02:36,707 And we'll lift the lighting rig so the sets can be three times as tall. 49 00:02:36,708 --> 00:02:38,165 - Yes! - Wait. No. No, no. 50 00:02:38,166 --> 00:02:40,249 Jarvis! It's about time you caught the creative bug. 51 00:02:40,250 --> 00:02:41,624 - I wasn't-- - That is just genius. 52 00:02:41,625 --> 00:02:43,040 - It's a disaster. - Who we thinking? 53 00:02:43,041 --> 00:02:45,207 Bogie? Gable? Cary Grant does owe me a favor. 54 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:49,000 No, no, there's only one actor on Earth who can complete our picture. 55 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:51,708 I thought I could do it without him, but now I see. 56 00:02:52,291 --> 00:02:53,291 I need him. 57 00:02:53,916 --> 00:02:54,916 Kingo. 58 00:03:01,875 --> 00:03:02,916 [The Watcher] Time. 59 00:03:06,375 --> 00:03:07,458 Space. 60 00:03:09,208 --> 00:03:10,250 Reality. 61 00:03:13,125 --> 00:03:14,791 It's more than a linear path. 62 00:03:19,666 --> 00:03:24,166 It's a prism of endless possibility. 63 00:03:26,708 --> 00:03:30,125 Where a single choice can branch out into infinite realities, 64 00:03:32,916 --> 00:03:35,666 creating alternate worlds from the ones you know. 65 00:03:39,791 --> 00:03:41,125 I am the Watcher. 66 00:03:43,375 --> 00:03:46,541 I am your guide through these vast new realities. 67 00:03:47,958 --> 00:03:51,458 Follow me and ponder the question... 68 00:03:55,125 --> 00:03:56,750 "What if?" 69 00:04:27,041 --> 00:04:28,041 [Jarvis] Mr. Kingo. 70 00:04:28,583 --> 00:04:31,749 I'm Edwin Jarvis, Mr. Stark's personal butler and second AD. 71 00:04:31,750 --> 00:04:33,624 Welcome to Stark Pictures. 72 00:04:33,625 --> 00:04:34,915 [Kingo] Wow! 73 00:04:34,916 --> 00:04:37,415 And I thought we did things over-the-top in Bollywood. 74 00:04:37,416 --> 00:04:40,790 I've always been partial to the axiom that "less is more." 75 00:04:40,791 --> 00:04:42,165 But for Mr. Stark-- 76 00:04:42,166 --> 00:04:43,624 More is just the opening offer. 77 00:04:43,625 --> 00:04:45,457 Kingo, it's an honor to have you onboard. 78 00:04:45,458 --> 00:04:48,040 Now, this number we've put together is off the charts. Literally. 79 00:04:48,041 --> 00:04:50,707 I've got enough dancers in there to light up a Richter scale. 80 00:04:50,708 --> 00:04:52,582 You ready to cross steps with our leading lady? 81 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:56,040 Howard, something tells me this is a part I was born to play. 82 00:04:56,041 --> 00:04:58,332 [Howard laughs] The lights are hot, cameras loaded, 83 00:04:58,333 --> 00:05:00,249 and safeties removed from all our pyrotechnics! 84 00:05:00,250 --> 00:05:01,332 What? I'm sorry, what? 85 00:05:01,333 --> 00:05:02,665 Is there anything else you need? 86 00:05:02,666 --> 00:05:04,915 - I'm more than ready. - What about the choreography? 87 00:05:04,916 --> 00:05:07,332 - Was it up to snuff? - Yes. The moves are great, 88 00:05:07,333 --> 00:05:10,040 but I assume there's room for a little improvisation? 89 00:05:10,041 --> 00:05:12,749 Absolutely! Absolutely! Kingo, I'll be honest with you. 90 00:05:12,750 --> 00:05:15,082 This one's gonna be a doozy. A real barn burner. 91 00:05:15,083 --> 00:05:17,124 The biggest scene ever captured on celluloid. 92 00:05:17,125 --> 00:05:18,332 Don't worry, Howard. 93 00:05:18,333 --> 00:05:21,833 I've been preparing for our showdown for quite some time. 94 00:05:23,416 --> 00:05:27,040 Okay, people! This is it. Our big musical number. 95 00:05:27,041 --> 00:05:29,457 - I want glitz. I want glamour. - [indistinct chatter] 96 00:05:29,458 --> 00:05:31,458 I want emotion! I want commotion! 97 00:05:32,041 --> 00:05:34,375 I want you to wow me with your razzle-dazzle. 98 00:05:35,083 --> 00:05:38,874 I want Busby Berkeley to see this and contemplate becoming a realtor! 99 00:05:38,875 --> 00:05:40,415 [man] Quiet on set! 100 00:05:40,416 --> 00:05:41,750 - [alarm ringing] - [Howard] Lights! 101 00:05:42,708 --> 00:05:43,791 Camera! 102 00:05:45,666 --> 00:05:46,666 [man] TR 62, take one. 103 00:05:47,666 --> 00:05:49,291 And... 104 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:51,082 action! 105 00:05:51,083 --> 00:05:52,707 [gongs sounding] 106 00:05:52,708 --> 00:05:54,249 [door opens] 107 00:05:54,250 --> 00:05:56,166 [Bollywood song playing] 108 00:06:29,541 --> 00:06:30,541 [music fades] 109 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:33,332 [jive music playing] 110 00:06:33,333 --> 00:06:37,457 The challenge has been made. Will our Cosmic Queen heed the call? 111 00:06:37,458 --> 00:06:39,583 Move in, Camera A. 112 00:06:51,333 --> 00:06:52,708 She answers! 113 00:06:53,291 --> 00:06:54,916 There she is. 114 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,374 There he is. 115 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:58,707 It's all led up to this. 116 00:06:58,708 --> 00:07:01,415 The final Eternal champion arrives at the zero hour, 117 00:07:01,416 --> 00:07:04,582 in a last, desperate bid to stay the queen's cosmic hand! 118 00:07:04,583 --> 00:07:06,666 [jive music continues] 119 00:07:12,625 --> 00:07:14,250 [shoes tapping in unison] 120 00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:25,500 [Bollywood music playing] 121 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:30,500 [jive music playing] 122 00:07:32,041 --> 00:07:34,041 [Bollywood music playing] 123 00:07:36,791 --> 00:07:38,791 [jive music playing] 124 00:07:42,416 --> 00:07:44,416 [Bollywood music playing] 125 00:07:45,291 --> 00:07:47,291 [jive music playing] 126 00:07:51,666 --> 00:07:54,624 [Howard] Will she defeat him? Will he defeat her? 127 00:07:54,625 --> 00:07:56,000 Will they dance? 128 00:07:58,208 --> 00:07:59,583 They will! 129 00:08:01,708 --> 00:08:04,500 You're the missing piece I've been waiting lifetimes for. 130 00:08:06,875 --> 00:08:09,874 Oh, I know. But I'm here to put your vanity project 131 00:08:09,875 --> 00:08:11,208 into turnaround. 132 00:08:14,625 --> 00:08:16,790 So, you "know" know. [chuckles] 133 00:08:16,791 --> 00:08:18,415 And you still had the stones to show up. 134 00:08:18,416 --> 00:08:19,958 Someone needs to stop you. 135 00:08:21,875 --> 00:08:24,290 Oh, honey, I'm just out here making blockbusters. 136 00:08:24,291 --> 00:08:27,166 You and the Eternals are the ones who wanna destroy the world. 137 00:08:30,083 --> 00:08:32,666 You have no idea what forces you're meddling with. 138 00:08:33,166 --> 00:08:34,208 Right back at ya. 139 00:08:41,916 --> 00:08:43,915 A little advice, one hoofer to another. 140 00:08:43,916 --> 00:08:45,583 In this town? 141 00:08:46,583 --> 00:08:48,791 Never mess with Number One on the Call Sheet. 142 00:08:52,916 --> 00:08:54,708 Okay, Kingo. Make this look good! 143 00:08:58,791 --> 00:09:00,333 Hot dog! That was out of this world! 144 00:09:02,416 --> 00:09:04,416 [jive music ramps up] 145 00:09:13,666 --> 00:09:16,082 [pants] Okay. Show's over. 146 00:09:16,083 --> 00:09:17,750 Time to break out the big guns. 147 00:09:17,875 --> 00:09:20,332 [pulsing, explosion] 148 00:09:20,333 --> 00:09:21,457 Oh, that's not in the script. 149 00:09:21,458 --> 00:09:23,207 Is that in the script? Are these blue pages? 150 00:09:23,208 --> 00:09:25,125 Shush, Jarvis! It's great! Keep shooting! 151 00:09:27,083 --> 00:09:30,499 Uh, I'm sorry. Your powers are "finger pistols"? 152 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:31,999 Okay. No. 153 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,332 I fire energy. Projections. 154 00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:37,375 Ah, right. From your fingers. Pew! Pew! [chuckles] 155 00:09:39,791 --> 00:09:42,124 Okay. No-- Stop with your hands. Stop! 156 00:09:42,125 --> 00:09:44,332 Listen, these powers are cool. 157 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:46,958 A lot of people think these powers are very cool. 158 00:09:47,291 --> 00:09:48,333 - [laughs] - [shield whirring] 159 00:09:49,750 --> 00:09:52,082 What? Those powers are Thena's! 160 00:09:52,083 --> 00:09:54,499 And Makkari's and Gilgamesh's and everyone else's. 161 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:55,583 [pulsing] 162 00:09:56,791 --> 00:09:58,833 - Oh! - Yes! 163 00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:01,750 - [fire roars] - Ah! 164 00:10:05,666 --> 00:10:06,666 Yes! 165 00:10:07,791 --> 00:10:08,791 Ow! 166 00:10:09,791 --> 00:10:10,790 Whoa! 167 00:10:10,791 --> 00:10:11,875 Oh! 168 00:10:27,666 --> 00:10:28,666 [Kingo groans] 169 00:10:32,333 --> 00:10:33,332 [music fades, stops] 170 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:34,874 [Howard] And... cut! 171 00:10:34,875 --> 00:10:36,124 [bell ringing] 172 00:10:36,125 --> 00:10:39,040 Wowza! That chemistry was hotter than the Hindenburg! 173 00:10:39,041 --> 00:10:41,249 I really believed you two wanted to kill each other. 174 00:10:41,250 --> 00:10:43,166 Oh! [chuckles] No, no, no. We're just acting. 175 00:10:43,666 --> 00:10:45,290 Totally just acting. 176 00:10:45,291 --> 00:10:48,582 Both of us just acting so hard right now. 177 00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:51,833 Oh, really? I'd say one of us is acting really bad right now. 178 00:10:52,708 --> 00:10:56,040 This calls for a celebration! After-party! My place! 179 00:10:56,041 --> 00:10:57,832 - Jarvis, give 'em the deets. - Fine. 180 00:10:57,833 --> 00:11:00,290 Top of the hill, everybody. Just above the Hollywoodland sign. 181 00:11:00,291 --> 00:11:03,333 It's the house that will make you question the decency of capitalism. 182 00:11:05,208 --> 00:11:07,208 [door rumbles] 183 00:11:09,833 --> 00:11:11,957 If you mean to kill me, be forewarned. 184 00:11:11,958 --> 00:11:14,790 I know several heart-wrenching, dying monologues, 185 00:11:14,791 --> 00:11:16,415 and I will regale you with them. 186 00:11:16,416 --> 00:11:19,874 Oh, Kingo. You've pegged me as the villain of this picture, 187 00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:21,124 but you've got it all wrong. 188 00:11:21,125 --> 00:11:22,290 I'm the hero. 189 00:11:22,291 --> 00:11:24,874 You killed my friends, stole their powers. 190 00:11:24,875 --> 00:11:29,374 Relax. I didn't kill anyone. I "borrowed" their powers. 191 00:11:29,375 --> 00:11:32,915 I assure you, your friends are all safe and sound in storage. 192 00:11:32,916 --> 00:11:36,165 The backlot has a creature shop. They blend right in. [chuckles] 193 00:11:36,166 --> 00:11:38,290 Agatha, release them. 194 00:11:38,291 --> 00:11:41,583 Swear on the Oscar I plan to win, I will. 195 00:11:42,083 --> 00:11:44,040 Once I have saved my world 196 00:11:44,041 --> 00:11:48,083 from that Third Act surprise you've got brewing in the center of the Earth. 197 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:49,582 But... 198 00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:51,540 [sighs] And this is the hard part. 199 00:11:51,541 --> 00:11:54,000 I can't do it without you, Kingo. 200 00:11:55,166 --> 00:11:59,500 I need your energy to complete my spell, to save everything I know and love. 201 00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,165 Arishem made me the new Prime Eternal. 202 00:12:02,166 --> 00:12:03,790 I need to protect Tiamut 203 00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:06,332 and the billions of lives his Emergence will create. 204 00:12:06,333 --> 00:12:08,665 Sorry, scout, but I can see you reaching. 205 00:12:08,666 --> 00:12:10,790 There's no way Arishem won you over 206 00:12:10,791 --> 00:12:14,832 with some golden ball and top billing on a doomed planet. 207 00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:16,582 You aren't like the other Eternals. 208 00:12:16,583 --> 00:12:17,957 And what makes you say that? 209 00:12:17,958 --> 00:12:21,499 Because you haven't just lived among humanity, 210 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:23,625 you have lived as them. 211 00:12:24,041 --> 00:12:25,165 Oh! 212 00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:29,790 [Agatha] Seeing the beauty, telling their stories 213 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:34,333 showing them who they really are as only an actor can. 214 00:12:34,833 --> 00:12:36,207 Oh, that is true. 215 00:12:36,208 --> 00:12:39,166 Acting is the most noble profession on Earth. 216 00:12:39,666 --> 00:12:42,457 But do you really expect me to betray Arishem? 217 00:12:42,458 --> 00:12:45,915 Forsake a mission I've dedicated eons to? 218 00:12:45,916 --> 00:12:47,165 Never going to happen. 219 00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:48,874 - Never. - I can get Howard to offer you 220 00:12:48,875 --> 00:12:50,582 - a three-picture deal. - Okay, I'll do it. 221 00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:52,415 Oh. I guess I should've led with that. 222 00:12:52,416 --> 00:12:54,790 But I'm gonna need full green light approval, 223 00:12:54,791 --> 00:12:56,207 and my own shingle on the lot. 224 00:12:56,208 --> 00:13:00,165 Ooh. Plus, I've been looking to transition into indulgent, art house fair. 225 00:13:00,166 --> 00:13:01,374 You know, no plot. 226 00:13:01,375 --> 00:13:04,041 Abrupt, arbitrary cuts. Cut! 227 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,875 Me staring into camera with no expression on my face. 228 00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:12,957 That last one sounds like a nightmare. 229 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:17,124 But for the literal sake of the world, I guess I'll allow it. 230 00:13:17,125 --> 00:13:19,000 And you have to bring back my friends. 231 00:13:19,708 --> 00:13:22,624 Very well. Let's get this show on the road. 232 00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:23,791 [crackling] 233 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:32,499 [Arishem] Did you think I would not see your failure? 234 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:34,582 You have chosen your side. 235 00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:37,791 And now, you will die on it. 236 00:13:41,458 --> 00:13:43,290 [exhales sharply] Arishem is coming. 237 00:13:43,291 --> 00:13:45,916 It would take the power of another Celestial to stop him. 238 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:47,874 Another Celestial. 239 00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:49,165 [laughs] 240 00:13:49,166 --> 00:13:50,875 Fasten your seat belt, honey. 241 00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:53,250 It's time for my makeover. 242 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:58,583 - [jive music playing] - [indistinct shouting] 243 00:13:59,541 --> 00:14:02,165 [Howard] Jarvis, this night's shaping up to be an instant classic. 244 00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:05,165 Yes. I suppose if the relevant metric is "property damage." 245 00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:07,915 Howard! Hi. You're still conscious. Can we chat? 246 00:14:07,916 --> 00:14:09,832 Aggie! Kingo! About time! 247 00:14:09,833 --> 00:14:10,999 Jarvis, bust out the grappa! 248 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,957 Sorry, Howard. No time for digestifs. 249 00:14:12,958 --> 00:14:14,499 Still, maybe pour it anyway, though. 250 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:16,499 We had a bout of creative inspiration. 251 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:18,749 Is that some kinda euphemism? Are you two a thing now? 252 00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,375 - Sorry. Not my type. - Sorry. Not my type. 253 00:14:20,875 --> 00:14:22,749 But we do have chemistry. 254 00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:25,499 And with Kingo's help, we've finally cracked the Third Act set piece. 255 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:27,457 Amazing! I'll check out the pages first thing-- 256 00:14:27,458 --> 00:14:29,790 No, no, no. We can't risk sitting on these creative juices. 257 00:14:29,791 --> 00:14:31,165 We gotta shoot this finale-- 258 00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:32,249 - Now! - Right now! 259 00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:34,999 Impossible. When Ms. Harkness opted to rewrite the Third Act, 260 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:38,374 for the sixth time, I might add, we broke down the sets. 261 00:14:38,375 --> 00:14:40,207 "Broke down the--" What are you talking about? 262 00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:41,290 Ugh, damn it! 263 00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:44,707 You've no idea how many runes I had to paint by hand on those sets. 264 00:14:44,708 --> 00:14:46,124 Come on. Think, think, think. 265 00:14:46,125 --> 00:14:50,624 There's gotta be a cursed swamp, a haunted house, something we can use. 266 00:14:50,625 --> 00:14:53,040 Bingo, baby! Griffith Observatory. 267 00:14:53,041 --> 00:14:54,999 It should be big enough for all the runes. 268 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,582 We can shoot the finale there! 269 00:14:56,583 --> 00:14:59,874 And with what dark magic do you expect me to pull permits at this hour? 270 00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:02,165 For that kind of production value, I'll buy the joint. 271 00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:04,999 Load up the limo, Jarvis! We're doin' a company move! 272 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,583 Actually, let's take our ride. 273 00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:10,625 Oh, my... 274 00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:13,791 An alien spaceship. 275 00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:16,707 I gotta hand it to you, Aggie. You had me fooled. 276 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,124 - I thought you were a witch. - Yes. 277 00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:19,832 - But he's the space alien. - Wait. What? 278 00:15:19,833 --> 00:15:21,707 Technically, I'm more of a space robot. 279 00:15:21,708 --> 00:15:23,249 - You are? - [laughs] 280 00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:24,790 Howard, you knew? 281 00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:25,915 You knew? 282 00:15:25,916 --> 00:15:26,999 I'm Howard Stark! 283 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,082 I'm the smartest person on Earth. Of course, I knew. 284 00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:30,957 I also knew I'd save a hell of a lot of money 285 00:15:30,958 --> 00:15:32,957 on special effects using actual magic. 286 00:15:32,958 --> 00:15:36,749 Look, everyone in this town has a secret. It's what makes it interesting. 287 00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:40,749 So, whatever's about to go down, I'm here for you. Just let me film it. 288 00:15:40,750 --> 00:15:43,374 But once we save the day, I want a look under your hood. 289 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:46,125 I am sensing major patent potential. 290 00:15:46,875 --> 00:15:48,125 Okay, y'all. Let's do it. 291 00:16:05,541 --> 00:16:07,874 Okay. We've got five cameras set up for maximum coverage. 292 00:16:07,875 --> 00:16:09,957 "A" Camera's gonna be trained on Agatha. 293 00:16:09,958 --> 00:16:14,500 Um, I think you're gonna wanna swap out the lens for something... wider. 294 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:17,999 Jarvis! 295 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,249 [Agatha sighs] Jarvis. Jarvis, please. 296 00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:22,332 The line needs to be more confident. 297 00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:25,832 This also needs a little touch-up, okay? Lean into the room's energy. 298 00:16:25,833 --> 00:16:27,374 If you'll forgive me, Ms. Harkness. 299 00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:30,332 We didn't do a lot of occult rituals when I trained at Balmoral. 300 00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:32,749 Hey, sassy, I suggested we bring in the set dec team, 301 00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:34,582 but you said we couldn't afford the overages. 302 00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:36,332 So, now we're here with your lame energy. 303 00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:37,416 Aggie? 304 00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:41,083 Is that part of the opening act? 305 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,915 [grunting] 306 00:16:43,916 --> 00:16:44,999 Arishem. 307 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,125 Okay. Then, places, people! It's showtime. 308 00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:56,250 [speaking Latin] 309 00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:00,875 [enchanting pinging] 310 00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:05,999 Not gonna lie, getting some ritual sacrifice vibes here. 311 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,457 You look great. Chin up! Chin up! That's it. 312 00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:10,665 And start making space for that Oscar. 313 00:17:10,666 --> 00:17:15,165 From the stars in the sky to the depths of the Earth. 314 00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:21,249 Let the power of creation bring forth my rebirth! 315 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:22,791 [rumbling] 316 00:17:24,583 --> 00:17:25,750 [screams] 317 00:17:27,541 --> 00:17:31,083 [screams] 318 00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:40,249 [pants] 319 00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:43,165 Finally, your power will be mine! 320 00:17:43,166 --> 00:17:44,541 [rumbling] 321 00:17:58,375 --> 00:18:00,000 [explosion] 322 00:18:09,666 --> 00:18:11,666 [screaming] 323 00:18:14,083 --> 00:18:16,082 [gasps] Should we be concerned? 324 00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:18,125 We'll be legends! 325 00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:22,125 [strains, grunts] 326 00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:25,916 - [gasps] - [gasps] 327 00:18:27,291 --> 00:18:28,541 [both scream] 328 00:18:52,833 --> 00:18:54,833 [crowd gasping] 329 00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:04,999 Oh, she is beautiful. 330 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,249 Are you getting this? 331 00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:09,166 This is the greatest footage ever shot! 332 00:19:13,833 --> 00:19:15,250 This is gold! 333 00:19:17,666 --> 00:19:22,000 This power, it's... everything. 334 00:19:25,208 --> 00:19:26,333 - [loud rumbling] - [gasps] 335 00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:32,375 [crowd gasping] 336 00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:41,916 It's him. He's here. 337 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,582 [Arishem] It must feel strange 338 00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:47,749 for such a primitive being 339 00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:51,415 to suddenly possess a power so cosmic. 340 00:19:51,416 --> 00:19:56,332 Oh, honey, cosmic is just my size. Haven't you seen the marquee? 341 00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:57,665 I'm a star. 342 00:19:57,666 --> 00:20:01,582 You are a heretic, Agatha Harkness. 343 00:20:01,583 --> 00:20:04,457 And you will be judged as such. 344 00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:06,125 Oh, yeah? Judge this. Boom! 345 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:10,582 [Agatha grunts] 346 00:20:10,583 --> 00:20:13,665 Oh, boy! Cecil B. DeMille's gonna be pissed when he sees this footage. 347 00:20:13,666 --> 00:20:14,749 Film it! Film it! 348 00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:17,040 I'm filming it! I'm filming it! I'm filming it! 349 00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:20,625 Howard, something tells me she's got the whole world watching. 350 00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:27,749 Hah! 351 00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:29,040 [Arishem grunts] 352 00:20:29,041 --> 00:20:30,290 Yes! 353 00:20:30,291 --> 00:20:32,832 Your vanity blinds you. 354 00:20:32,833 --> 00:20:34,166 [groans] 355 00:20:36,416 --> 00:20:37,416 [grunts] 356 00:20:38,833 --> 00:20:40,375 - Oh! - No! 357 00:20:40,916 --> 00:20:43,249 A Celestial creates life. 358 00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:46,666 It does not glorify its own existence. 359 00:20:55,958 --> 00:20:57,707 When will you see? 360 00:20:57,708 --> 00:21:01,915 You will always be too human to wield such power. 361 00:21:01,916 --> 00:21:04,415 Oh, that's cute. You think I missed? 362 00:21:04,416 --> 00:21:07,583 Truth is, I was just getting you to hit your mark. 363 00:21:16,416 --> 00:21:18,540 What? How did you? 364 00:21:18,541 --> 00:21:20,749 It's called acting, love. 365 00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:24,458 And I'm afraid you are the next character I'm gonna become. 366 00:21:25,416 --> 00:21:28,375 [Arishem screams] 367 00:21:29,958 --> 00:21:30,958 [screams] 368 00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:35,458 [crowd gasps] 369 00:21:43,125 --> 00:21:45,707 Humdinger. That's a showstopper. 370 00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:47,999 Eddie, tell me you were in focus. 371 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,665 Yes, I think we've got it. 372 00:21:49,666 --> 00:21:51,124 [Howard laughs] The angles! 373 00:21:51,125 --> 00:21:53,290 Performance of a lifetime, Agatha. 374 00:21:53,291 --> 00:21:54,874 I think that's a wrap. 375 00:21:54,875 --> 00:21:58,249 Oh, Kingo. The show's not over yet. 376 00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:00,290 Agatha, what are you doing? 377 00:22:00,291 --> 00:22:03,999 With this power? Anything I damn well please. 378 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,290 But I thought... 379 00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:09,124 That I wanted to save the world from the Emergence? Please. 380 00:22:09,125 --> 00:22:13,790 I played the reluctant hero for a hot minute to get what I needed. 381 00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:15,500 - You. - [gasps] 382 00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:18,249 Now, 383 00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:21,124 kneel before me. 384 00:22:21,125 --> 00:22:23,582 - Yes, my queen. - Oh, yes! 385 00:22:23,583 --> 00:22:26,207 Savin' the big twist for the Third Act reel! 386 00:22:26,208 --> 00:22:27,665 [Kingo] Howard, take it seriously. 387 00:22:27,666 --> 00:22:30,040 With her magic and now the power of two Celestials, 388 00:22:30,041 --> 00:22:33,457 she can destroy the whole world and remake it however she wants. 389 00:22:33,458 --> 00:22:35,499 Surely, you've worked with difficult actors before. 390 00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:37,040 Must be a way to get through to her. 391 00:22:37,041 --> 00:22:38,582 I mean, all actors are difficult. 392 00:22:38,583 --> 00:22:41,875 We're all sensitive 'cause we're opening up our souls, so the-- 393 00:22:43,041 --> 00:22:44,666 Jarvis, you're a genius. 394 00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:48,166 Agatha, stop. 395 00:22:48,708 --> 00:22:51,165 I would have thought you'd have realized by now 396 00:22:51,166 --> 00:22:54,749 I'm not an actress who likes to take direction! 397 00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:56,625 Now, kneel before me. 398 00:22:57,208 --> 00:22:58,332 This isn't you. 399 00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:00,207 You don't know me. 400 00:23:00,208 --> 00:23:01,582 [Kingo] Of course, I do. 401 00:23:01,583 --> 00:23:03,249 Because you're just like me, 402 00:23:03,250 --> 00:23:05,875 and everyone else who came to this stupid town. 403 00:23:06,625 --> 00:23:10,332 At some point, somewhere in our lives, the world made us feel small, 404 00:23:10,333 --> 00:23:11,875 so we set out to show them. 405 00:23:12,916 --> 00:23:15,374 But, Agatha, you never needed all this power. 406 00:23:15,375 --> 00:23:18,749 Because you've always had the only magic you'd ever really needed 407 00:23:18,750 --> 00:23:20,082 to leave your mark on the world. 408 00:23:20,083 --> 00:23:21,999 Uh-huh, uh-huh. 409 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,749 And what magic is that? 410 00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:24,833 [Kingo] The movies. 411 00:23:25,666 --> 00:23:28,665 The movies are magic, Agatha. 412 00:23:28,666 --> 00:23:29,999 Hell, they're better than magic. 413 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,624 Because they change the world by changing people. 414 00:23:32,625 --> 00:23:35,165 By making them feel something real. 415 00:23:35,166 --> 00:23:38,457 And with that kind of power, you don't have to be feared. 416 00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:41,416 Because you can be adored. 417 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,790 [sentimental music playing] 418 00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:49,833 You can't possibly understand how long I've worked for this. 419 00:23:50,333 --> 00:23:53,458 Well, I've been on Earth for thousands of years, so I kinda do. 420 00:23:54,375 --> 00:23:57,291 And if you're anything like me, maybe all this time, 421 00:23:57,833 --> 00:24:00,166 you've just been looking for the right collaborator. 422 00:24:05,916 --> 00:24:07,291 So, what do you say? 423 00:24:07,958 --> 00:24:10,833 Wanna change the world? For real? 424 00:24:34,583 --> 00:24:36,124 [reporter] Reporting live from Hollywood, 425 00:24:36,125 --> 00:24:39,457 where there's more stars on the red carpet than there are in the sky. 426 00:24:39,458 --> 00:24:40,540 [woman] Over here. One more! 427 00:24:40,541 --> 00:24:43,332 [man] Mr. Stark! Mr. Stark! The trades are predicting a blockbuster. 428 00:24:43,333 --> 00:24:44,957 What will it mean for your weapons biz? 429 00:24:44,958 --> 00:24:48,082 Wars, my friend, are a thing of the past. Cinema is the future. 430 00:24:48,083 --> 00:24:51,040 [indistinct shouting, cameras flashing] 431 00:24:51,041 --> 00:24:53,374 Kingo and I, we wanted to make a movie 432 00:24:53,375 --> 00:24:56,291 that would, well... change the world. 433 00:24:56,875 --> 00:24:57,874 And I think we did. 434 00:24:57,875 --> 00:25:01,290 - Some sparks flew, that's for sure. - [laughs heartily] 435 00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:03,082 Now, just wait for the sequel. 436 00:25:03,083 --> 00:25:05,041 - [man] Hey, Kingo! - [woman] Agatha! 437 00:25:08,833 --> 00:25:10,874 That sequel could come sooner than you think. 438 00:25:10,875 --> 00:25:12,165 Since you revived them, 439 00:25:12,166 --> 00:25:14,707 Ajak and the other Eternals are pretty concerned 440 00:25:14,708 --> 00:25:18,665 that killing Arishem has probably drawn the Celestials' attention. 441 00:25:18,666 --> 00:25:21,582 Hah! Too bad for them. We thrive on attention. 442 00:25:21,583 --> 00:25:22,665 [chuckles nervously] 443 00:25:22,666 --> 00:25:24,790 Yeah, but this is the bad kind of attention. 444 00:25:24,791 --> 00:25:26,957 Oh, darling, we can save that for the sequel. 445 00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:28,290 [chuckles softly] 446 00:25:28,291 --> 00:25:32,332 Oh, my God! It looks so gorgeous! 447 00:25:32,333 --> 00:25:34,166 This is so beautiful! 448 00:25:36,416 --> 00:25:38,457 [The Watcher] Everyone has a story worth telling. 449 00:25:38,458 --> 00:25:41,666 Even two lost souls on the wrong path. 450 00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:45,958 But sometimes, all it takes is a trip to the movies 451 00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:49,958 to remind you that anything is possible. 452 00:25:51,041 --> 00:25:52,500 Even a happy ending. 453 00:25:55,291 --> 00:25:57,957 Then again, who doesn't love a cliffhanger? 454 00:25:57,958 --> 00:26:01,041 [upbeat jazz music playing] 455 00:26:58,041 --> 00:27:01,041 [music continues] 456 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,583 [Howard] And cut!