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WATCHER: Time.
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Space.
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Reality.
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It's more than a linear path.
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It's a prism of endless possibility,
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where a single choice
can branch out into infinite realities,
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creating alternate worlds
from the ones you know.
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I am the Watcher.
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I am your guide
through these vast new realities.
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Follow me and ponder the question...
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"What if?"
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DARCY: For the win. This is it.
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(CLINKING)
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And this is it, for the win.
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(CLINKING)
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For the win. This is it.
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For the...
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Yes! First try.
Jane, you owe me 50-- (GASPS)
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-(COMPUTER BEEPING)
-Uh... Oh! Uh...
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Uh, Jane, Jane, Jane!
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It's beeping! It's doing the beeping!
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(GASPS)
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I need to talk
to the director of S.H.I.E.L.D.
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Because, if my data is correct,
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I believe an alien invasion
is imminent and...
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-(DIAL TONE)
-Hello?
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(RUMBLING)
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Two years ago, the same anomaly
struck Star Alpha Icarus
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and the entire star dimmed
and then, poof, disintegrated.
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(MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
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Yes, I know this is the Parks Department,
but isn't there something you can do?
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Talking about the end of the world,
my dude.
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(BEEPING RAPIDLY)
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They're here.
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We're too late. The invasion has begun.
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-Holy moly!
-WOMAN: Oh!
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(ALL GASP)
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(RUMBLING)
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MAN: Citizens of Midgard...
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(ALL GASP)
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...your dull lives are about
to come to an end.
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-(ALL GASPING)
-Prepare yourselves...
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for the party prince!
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(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)
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-This is gonna be awesome. Whoo!
-(ALL CHEERING)
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WATCHER: More than battles won or lost,
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it's relationships
that truly define a hero.
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The people who shape them, their stories.
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Thor and Loki, a brotherhood
so strong and pivotal,
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it would change the fate of a universe.
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Their childhood taught Thor many lessons.
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But in another universe,
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instead of raising the Jotunheim prince,
Loki, as his own son,
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Odin returned him to his people.
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Without his trickster brother
to keep things, let's say, lively,
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Thor grew into a very different prince.
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FRIGGA: Rest, my love.
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Allow the Odinsleep to restore
your body and soul.
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(VOCALIZING)
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(SIGHS)
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He's asleep. And, uh...
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I'm off to my sister's
to celebrate the solstice.
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Now, this is your first taste of kinghood,
my prince.
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I expect you to study,
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read up on the Nine Realms
that you will one day rule.
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Of course, Mother.
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-No parties.
-Of course, Mother.
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FRIGGA: Remember,
Heimdall will be watching.
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Wait, what? You can't be serious.
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Behave.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Oh, Heimdall, there you are.
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Just off to study.
Books won't read themselves. (CHUCKLES)
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HOGUN: But your mother said--
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Don't be such a wet blanket, Hogun.
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Oh, guys, stop. My father has
ruled Asgard for centuries.
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And, look, the most interesting thing
that he's ever done is fall asleep.
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He only cares about duty
and blah-blah-blah-blah responsibility.
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Well, I'm not gonna be like him, right?
The boring king? Uh-uh.
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But Heimdall sees all.
If we try anything, he'll call Frigga.
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Oh, ye of little faith.
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We are going to the most backward,
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backwater planet that not even
Heimdall pays attention to.
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Alert the realms.
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-(GROANS) Party on Midgard!
-(MUG SHATTERS)
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VOLSTAGG: Yes! (CHUCKLES)
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ALL: Huzzah!
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To Thor, the party prince!
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-Welcome! Welcome, friends.
-(ALL CHANTING) Party prince!
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Enjoy the night.
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Thunder hug.
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(GRUNTS)
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(CHUCKLES) Here, have a drink.
It never runs out.
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You try to drink it all,
but you can't because it's magic! Huzzah!
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(CROWD CHANTING) Huzzah!
Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor!
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Hollywood movies did not
prepare me for this.
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Shouldn't there be more lasers?
Probing? A flying cow?
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According to my data,
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the first extraterrestrial
to arrive was...
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-(THOR LAUGHING)
-JANE: Him?
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(LAUGHING)
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(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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Huh. I expected him to look more like...
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Like what? E.T.? And less like
a hottie McScotty, beach body Ken,
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old-school Abercrombie catalog?
I could go on. Let me.
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I'm gonna go talk to him.
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I'm gonna make first contact
with an alien.
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First? I think half the Strip
beat you to it.
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You can make first contact with...
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I don't know, that guy.
He looks like a loser.
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Ha! Big talk coming from a brunette.
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(SIGHS) I'm going. How do I look?
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Completely unprepared
for whatever happens next.
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Oh, do me, do me.
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(CHUCKLES) Yes, you do me.
You do me, and you too.
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Oh, you guys really get me. Yes?
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Huh? Oh.
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Oh, there you are, all the way down there.
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So tiny, I almost stood on you.
How are you?
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I'm Dr. Jane Foster of Earth.
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Yeah, Thor, Crown Prince of Asgard.
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Uh, libations, crudité, baked goods?
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Mmm. Topaz, what do I always say?
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-I love cake.
-Mmm.
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Wait, wait, wait. You're Thor? (CHUCKLES)
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As in Thor, the Norse god of thunder?
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I don't know anything about horse gods,
but I do know how to bring the thunder.
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Uh... Okay, moving on.
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Eighteen months ago,
Alpha Star Icarus died.
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The astronomaly that preceded it...
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-...happened again tonight.
-Don't drink too much.
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-Or too little.
-Hey, thunder boy.
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What I'm asking is, was that you?
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Yes, Alpha Star.
Now, that was an excellent party.
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You know, we lost Fandral for three days.
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Found him in a barn,
curled up next to a baby goat.
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It was classic. Isn't that right, Fandral?
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I named him Gary.
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-Yeah, you did.
-FANDRAL: Yeah, goats!
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You killed a planet.
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Oh, what is that light box thing
you've got there?
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Oh, it's magic. I love magic.
Did you build this all by yourself?
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Excuse me? I happen to be
an astrophysicist with multiple PhDs.
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You know, it would take a whole
team of Asgardians to create such a thing.
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You must be a genius.
You are a genius, aren't you?
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(CHUCKLES) Well, I don't know
about genius, but...
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-And your eyes...
-(GASPS)
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Do all geniuses have such deep, dark eyes?
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It's like watching the birth of two stars
on the edge of the galaxy.
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Oh. (CHUCKLES)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Well, it's happy hour.
Want some half-price nachos?
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Okay, fine, Duck. But this is not a date.
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HOWARD: Let's just see where this evolves.
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(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)
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(PEOPLE CHEERING)
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-(MUSIC STOPS)
-CROWD: Huh?
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Release the foam.
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-(MUSIC CONTINUES)
-(CROWD CHEERING)
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-Blow on these.
-(BLOWS)
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Momma needs a brand-new eye.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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(LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY)
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(SCREAMING)
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(LAUGHS) Volstagg has crashed!
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I now pronounce you Darcy and the Duck.
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(VOCALIZES) Uh-huh
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(BOTH CHUCKLING)
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(PEACEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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(SNORING)
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(CHUCKLES)
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(COUGHS)
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(VOLSTAGG SNORING)
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(SNORING)
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-(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
-JANE: Ah.
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Ah, phone.
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-(PHONE RINGING)
-(JANE GROANS)
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-(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
-(PHONE RINGING)
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(GROANS)
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Ah, phone... Phone! Oh, shut up!
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-(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
-(PHONE RINGING)
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-(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
-(YELPS)
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MAN: Dr. Jane Foster?
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JANE: (GROANS SOFTLY) Coming. I'm coming.
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Dr. Jane Foster!
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(GROANS) Hold on.
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RUMLOW: Dr. Jane Foster,
this is S.H.I.E.L.D.
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(SNORING)
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If you do not answer, we will--
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Yes?
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We have her, ma'am.
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Maria Hill,
Acting Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.
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-You need to come with us.
-Uh...
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Can this wait until after breakfast?
'Cause...
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You were the first to warn us
about this extraterrestrial threat.
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Now I hope you will be the key
to eliminating it.
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"Threat"? Would you call him
a threat, really?
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Do you wanna know why I am
the Acting Director, Dr. Foster?
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GUARDS: Nope.
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Hey, Spicoli. This might be your party,
but this isn't your planet.
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Before someone gets hurt, I need...
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Ball cannons!
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(CROWD GASPS)
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Oh!
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-Is he okay?
-He's still unconscious.
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(THOR GRUNTS, YAWNS)
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We getting food?
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Do you have company, Dr. Foster?
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-Uh... A friend.
-(THOR CHUCKLES)
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Guys, guys, look.
There's a cute little rabbit in the sink.
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Oh, look at this little rabbit.
It's gorgeous.
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He's... a zoologist. I'll call you, okay?
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JANE: I told you everything.
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I followed the anomaly's origin to Vegas.
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And then what did you do?
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(CHUCKLES) Um... Uh...
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Director, the party atmosphere
seems to be spreading.
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(COMPUTER BEEPING)
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COULSON: Canada, Mongolia,
even Pennsylvania Dutch country.
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Led by the main instigator,
Thor of Asgard,
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who's now taken to the skies.
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What? (SCOFFS) He left?
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Did he... Did he even leave a note at...
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I mean, did...
Did he say where he was going?
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-Smooth.
-Thanks.
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-Sarcasm.
-HILL: Paris.
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One of his compatriots was,
and I quote, "jonesing for crêpes."
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RUMLOW: Ma'am...
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the last resort has arrived.
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Whoa, whoa.
"Last resort" sounds very final.
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This is Earth's first encounter
with alien life.
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How we respond today will set the tone
for diplomatic relations
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between our worlds for generations.
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(LAUGHS) "Diplomatic relations"?
Is that what the kids are calling it?
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You're wrong, Doctor.
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This isn't S.H.I.E.L.D.'s
first alien rodeo.
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A beeper? My dad has one!
He's a podiatrist.
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Wait, are you guys calling a podiatrist?
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(BEEPS)
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It's done.
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Is it happening? Did it happen?
What'd I miss?
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All right, here we go. Nestle on in.
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00:12:09,875 --> 00:12:12,708
-Everyone say "waffles." I love that word.
-Cheese. (GIGGLING)
245
00:12:12,792 --> 00:12:14,875
Waffles with maple syrup
and whipped cream on top.
246
00:12:14,958 --> 00:12:15,958
-(FANDRAL) Thor!
-(SIF) Thor!
247
00:12:16,042 --> 00:12:17,417
(PANTING) He came! He's here!
248
00:12:17,917 --> 00:12:22,167
Oi! Where's that son of a witch,
Thor Odinson?
249
00:12:23,208 --> 00:12:25,125
What did you say?
250
00:12:25,208 --> 00:12:30,083
Fandral, tell me, is that butt-ugly
popsicle stick talking to me?
251
00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:31,417
(ALL GASP)
252
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:32,500
(GROWLS)
253
00:12:38,042 --> 00:12:39,500
(BOTH LAUGHING)
254
00:12:39,583 --> 00:12:41,500
-Bring it on in.
-I can't believe you came!
255
00:12:41,583 --> 00:12:43,667
Loki, you are the absolute best!
256
00:12:43,750 --> 00:12:45,750
You're my brother
from another mother, man. I mean that.
257
00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,625
-I mean it.
-Brothers forever.
258
00:12:47,708 --> 00:12:49,542
(SINGS) Brothers forever!
259
00:12:49,625 --> 00:12:50,917
Forever! (CHUCKLES)
260
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,208
(FAINT BOOM)
261
00:12:52,292 --> 00:12:54,625
Wait, what's that boom? Did you boom?
262
00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:56,583
No, I didn't boom.
Did you boom? You always boom.
263
00:12:56,667 --> 00:12:59,042
-I never boom. I only boom in private.
-(FAINT BOOM)
264
00:12:59,125 --> 00:13:02,542
Oh, oh, oh. Loki, look,
it's a shooting star. Make a wish, quick!
265
00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:05,292
Yes, yes, a shooting star.
Yes, okay. I wish... I wish...
266
00:13:06,792 --> 00:13:09,417
I wish, I wish, I wish... I wish...
267
00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:13,833
-Uh... I've got it!
-What is it? Tell me.
268
00:13:13,917 --> 00:13:16,625
I couldn't possibly tell you.
It'll ruin the magic.
269
00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:17,708
Oh.
270
00:13:26,125 --> 00:13:29,042
Hey, Whitesnake. We need to chat.
271
00:13:29,125 --> 00:13:34,625
The name is Thor, with a "T"
and an "R" and an "O" and a "H."
272
00:13:34,708 --> 00:13:35,833
But not in that order.
273
00:13:35,917 --> 00:13:38,583
-Quite some party you're throwing.
-THOR: Isn't it the best?
274
00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:41,042
I mean, I'd hoped the Ice Bros would show,
275
00:13:41,125 --> 00:13:43,083
but Loki himself? Prince Loki?
276
00:13:43,167 --> 00:13:45,417
Are you kidding?
I wouldn't miss this for the world.
277
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:48,417
Listen, bud, clean up this mess
and leave this planet.
278
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:51,167
What? No, I like it here.
Everyone likes me.
279
00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:53,500
We're having a great time...
till you showed up.
280
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,333
Party's over, pal.
281
00:13:55,417 --> 00:14:00,250
Mmm. Yeah, maybe here's a thought.
Uh, how about you just buzz off?
282
00:14:03,667 --> 00:14:04,667
(GROANS)
283
00:14:04,750 --> 00:14:05,750
Oh!
284
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,667
-(ALL EXCLAIMING)
-(LAUGHING)
285
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:13,333
I wasn't asking, hotshot.
286
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:14,833
(GROANS)
287
00:14:14,917 --> 00:14:18,625
You know, there's a Midgardian word
for women like you.
288
00:14:18,708 --> 00:14:20,292
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
289
00:14:20,375 --> 00:14:21,667
Party pooper.
290
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:24,375
(CHUCKLES) There. I said it.
291
00:14:24,458 --> 00:14:26,958
(SIGHS) Okay, this one's for Fury.
292
00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:29,708
(GROANS)
293
00:14:31,417 --> 00:14:32,667
Now, for the rest of you...
294
00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:33,750
(GROANS)
295
00:14:40,917 --> 00:14:42,833
(LAUGHS) Have at you!
296
00:14:42,917 --> 00:14:45,125
Smooth move, bro. You just-- (GROANS)
297
00:14:45,208 --> 00:14:46,833
Hammerang. Get it?
298
00:14:46,917 --> 00:14:49,208
Look, pal, I'm gonna count to three
299
00:14:49,292 --> 00:14:51,042
and you're gonna put the hammer down.
300
00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:52,125
(CHUCKLES)
301
00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:55,125
Oh, here we go. Here we go.
302
00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:01,417
Hey, what did I tell you? Knock it off.
303
00:15:02,708 --> 00:15:04,333
-(CAPTAIN MARVEL YELLS)
-(ALL GASP)
304
00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:09,125
(YELLING)
305
00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:12,792
(GRUNTS)
306
00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:17,875
(GRUNTS)
307
00:15:21,167 --> 00:15:22,750
-(SIGHS)
-Whoa.
308
00:15:23,542 --> 00:15:25,917
Hey, quit it. These are...
309
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,875
I don't know what these are. No one does.
But... No! I said no! Stop.
310
00:15:29,958 --> 00:15:33,125
Oh, but I just have to do a little boop.
311
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:45,708
Oh, no, your weird rocks
have all fallen over.
312
00:15:45,792 --> 00:15:47,208
Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
313
00:15:48,083 --> 00:15:49,208
(GROANS)
314
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,208
Ow!
315
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,250
(GROANING)
316
00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:02,500
(GRUNTS, PANTS)
317
00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:03,583
Party foul.
318
00:16:05,125 --> 00:16:06,417
(MUTTERING)
319
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:09,500
Be right with you. Just one second.
320
00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:13,292
Ah, there it is. Whoo! Let's do this.
321
00:16:13,375 --> 00:16:14,958
(YELLING)
322
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,125
(GRUNTING)
323
00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:19,500
(YELPS)
324
00:16:21,833 --> 00:16:23,583
(GROANING)
325
00:16:24,667 --> 00:16:27,667
(GROANING)
326
00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:28,917
(CHUCKLES, GROANS)
327
00:16:32,375 --> 00:16:33,375
(GRUNTS)
328
00:16:37,042 --> 00:16:38,458
(GASPS, GRUNTS)
329
00:16:44,042 --> 00:16:45,542
(GASPS)
330
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:52,625
(GROANS)
331
00:16:52,708 --> 00:16:54,833
(PANTING) You know, I'm starting to...
332
00:16:54,917 --> 00:16:56,958
Ow! Not the hair! (SCREAMING)
333
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,000
(CHUCKLES, GRUNTS)
334
00:17:05,708 --> 00:17:07,458
(LAUGHS) Have at you! (GROANS)
335
00:17:09,292 --> 00:17:11,458
(SOFT TROPICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
336
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:32,667
(FAINT RUMBLING)
337
00:17:40,917 --> 00:17:42,292
-(GROANS)
-(THOR SIGHS)
338
00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:43,375
You know what you need?
339
00:17:43,458 --> 00:17:45,875
A stiff drink and two weeks in Hawaii?
340
00:17:45,958 --> 00:17:47,167
THOR: A time-out.
341
00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:50,458
My mother punished me with time-outs
all the time, but I never learned a thing.
342
00:17:50,542 --> 00:17:54,750
But maybe they'll work on you
because you're a party pooper.
343
00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:57,292
Hey, look, everyone! A party pooper.
344
00:17:57,375 --> 00:18:00,375
(ALL CHANTING) Pooper! Pooper! Pooper!
345
00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:02,458
(CHANTING CONTINUES)
346
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:07,125
Fury said you were the best.
347
00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:10,375
That your punch was equal
to ten nuclear bombs.
348
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:12,708
That your cat could devour whole armies.
349
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,833
(GASPS) You've got a cat? What's its name?
350
00:18:14,917 --> 00:18:15,958
Goose.
351
00:18:16,042 --> 00:18:18,083
Oh, Top Gun! You're Maverick!
352
00:18:18,167 --> 00:18:20,500
Is your ego writing checks
that your skills can't cash?
353
00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:21,667
-No.
-HILL: Yes.
354
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:24,750
-Who are you?
-Darcy. Big fan. (CHUCKLES)
355
00:18:24,833 --> 00:18:27,458
By the way, totally thought
you were gonna be a dude captain.
356
00:18:27,542 --> 00:18:29,458
But look at you, all not.
357
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:32,750
If I exert my full powers,
I blow a crater in this planet.
358
00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:36,042
Taking down Kappa Kappa frat freak
won't be worth the fatalities.
359
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,917
Ooh. What about South Dakota?
360
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,625
-(CELL PHONE RINGING)
-Or North Dakota?
361
00:18:39,708 --> 00:18:42,417
-Uh... I need to get this.
-(PHONE BEEPS)
362
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:45,500
So, uh, do you need an intern?
Cat wrangler?
363
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,750
Darcy, right now,
you're running at an eight,
364
00:18:47,833 --> 00:18:49,667
and I need you to take it down to a four.
365
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:51,125
-Okay?
-(CLICKS TONGUE)
366
00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:52,375
-Hello?
-THOR: Jane!
367
00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:54,292
-Hey!
-When can I see you again?
368
00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:57,417
You're the nicest, prettiest
Midgardian woman I've ever met.
369
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,292
How many Earth women have you met?
370
00:18:59,375 --> 00:19:01,292
Uh, two. But the other one
hit me with a bridge
371
00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:03,000
and, well, that hurt more than my face.
372
00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:04,083
(LAUGHS)
373
00:19:05,417 --> 00:19:07,500
Thor, be honest with me.
374
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:11,292
At your last party on Alpha Star,
did you really destroy that planet?
375
00:19:11,375 --> 00:19:14,333
No, no, it was more of a meteor anyway,
not a planet.
376
00:19:14,417 --> 00:19:17,292
And it was burning apart,
so we just kinda helped it along and...
377
00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:18,500
So no one got hurt?
378
00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:19,875
-Of course not.
-HILL: Dr. Foster?
379
00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:22,208
Even the baby goat, Gary, got home safely.
380
00:19:22,292 --> 00:19:23,708
-Eventually.
-HILL: Dr. Foster.
381
00:19:23,792 --> 00:19:25,750
Uh, I gotta go. Love you. Oh.
382
00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:27,458
I mean, bye.
383
00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:28,917
-(PHONE BEEPS)
-(SIGHS)
384
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,167
What were we talking about?
385
00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:32,042
Look, all I'm saying is,
386
00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:34,708
no one would notice
if you blew up a Dakota.
387
00:19:34,792 --> 00:19:36,208
Honestly, I can't tell them apart.
388
00:19:36,292 --> 00:19:37,833
South Dakota is on the bottom.
389
00:19:37,917 --> 00:19:39,125
HILL: It's not a bad idea.
390
00:19:39,208 --> 00:19:41,000
The Mojave Desert could withstand the hit.
391
00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:43,708
Lure him to Siberia
and then go kaboom on his ass.
392
00:19:43,792 --> 00:19:45,042
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
393
00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:47,958
You're not serious.
We're not gonna kaboom him.
394
00:19:48,042 --> 00:19:49,625
We're talking about the fate
of the planet.
395
00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:52,917
He's a lughead, sure, and far from
the brightest crayon in the box.
396
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:57,250
But this plan is way over the top,
and I refuse to let it happen.
397
00:19:57,333 --> 00:20:00,458
Thank you for your expertise, Dr. Foster,
398
00:20:00,542 --> 00:20:03,333
but your assistance is no longer required.
399
00:20:03,417 --> 00:20:05,125
-(DOOR SLAMS)
-(TIRES SCREECH)
400
00:20:06,458 --> 00:20:09,542
Damn! There goes my internship
with the Galactic Queen Bee.
401
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:14,583
Well, look who came waddling back.
Mrs. the Duck.
402
00:20:14,667 --> 00:20:17,042
-Not now, Howard!
-Hello, Thor?
403
00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:18,875
-LOKI: Who's this?
-It's Jane. Can you hear me?
404
00:20:18,958 --> 00:20:22,250
Wait. Is this the girl?
Thor's new sweet lady? Hello.
405
00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:23,375
Is Thor there?
406
00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:27,250
(MOANS) Late-night Chinese is the best.
Oh, I love food.
407
00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:30,208
Loki, get your blue butt over here.
You have to try these dumplings.
408
00:20:30,292 --> 00:20:33,458
Hey, Earth girl.
You haven't got a friend, have you?
409
00:20:33,542 --> 00:20:35,333
You know, we could double date. (KISSING)
410
00:20:35,417 --> 00:20:38,083
Ugh! Will you just put him on the phone?
411
00:20:38,167 --> 00:20:40,500
Oh, don't get your knickers in a twist.
He's right here... Oh!
412
00:20:44,167 --> 00:20:46,167
Oh. Right.
413
00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:47,417
Hello? Loki?
414
00:20:48,042 --> 00:20:51,125
-(GROANS)
-Hey, hey. Watch the feathers.
415
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,667
-Too bad we can't call his mom.
-What?
416
00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:54,875
That's what always happens.
417
00:20:54,958 --> 00:20:57,167
Teenagers throw a party,
it gets out of control...
418
00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:59,167
-Oh, you really are a genius.
-Whoa.
419
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:02,500
It's really starting to look that way,
isn't it? What'd I say?
420
00:21:02,583 --> 00:21:05,042
If there's a Thor and a Loki,
421
00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:09,542
then there must be an Odin
and a Frigga and a Heimdall!
422
00:21:09,625 --> 00:21:10,792
Uh, he-man-who-now?
423
00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:14,417
(ALL LAUGHING)
424
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:15,625
(ALL GROANING)
425
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:20,292
You know, I've got a crown too,
and we both like fire, right? (CHUCKLES)
426
00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:22,583
Come on. Let's see you turn up
the heat on this thing.
427
00:21:22,667 --> 00:21:25,708
(GASPS) Uh... Ooh, look at the time.
428
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,042
(ALL CHEERING)
429
00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:33,417
How low can I go? (CHUCKLES, GASPS)
430
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:36,125
(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)
431
00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:39,125
(ALL CHEERING)
432
00:21:40,083 --> 00:21:42,958
Everyone! Watch me slide down
that pointy thing.
433
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,208
(ALL CHEERING)
434
00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:47,125
And away!
435
00:21:49,417 --> 00:21:51,250
Whoo!
436
00:21:51,792 --> 00:21:52,792
(GROANS)
437
00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:54,917
(SCREAMING)
438
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,542
(ALL GASPING)
439
00:21:58,667 --> 00:21:59,667
(GROANING)
440
00:22:02,542 --> 00:22:06,958
This one goes here. Green in the thing.
Okay, sweet. Good to go.
441
00:22:07,042 --> 00:22:08,125
Selvig, thank you.
442
00:22:08,208 --> 00:22:11,333
Re-aligning the satellites,
magnifying the signal.
443
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:15,292
Heimdall!
444
00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:20,250
-(SIGHS) It's not working.
-Okay, okay. My turn. I got this.
445
00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:23,667
Would the owner of the navy blue Prius...
446
00:22:24,917 --> 00:22:26,458
(GROANING)
447
00:22:38,208 --> 00:22:41,708
Hi. So, uh, about Thor...
448
00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:48,000
(THOR GROANING)
449
00:22:48,083 --> 00:22:51,042
Not cool. I actually felt that one.
450
00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:58,875
-We're in position.
-Arm the nukes.
451
00:22:58,958 --> 00:23:01,000
What? But I thought she was the nuke.
452
00:23:01,083 --> 00:23:03,125
Just in case she gets distracted by a cat.
453
00:23:05,167 --> 00:23:09,958
Uh... Hello, Mrs. Odinwife?
454
00:23:10,667 --> 00:23:12,417
Uh, is that Chardonnay?
455
00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:15,292
A varietal, yes. Can I help you?
456
00:23:15,375 --> 00:23:18,042
Why do you insist on crushing my mellow?
457
00:23:18,125 --> 00:23:20,542
Huh? Loosen up. Have fun. Smile a little.
458
00:23:21,792 --> 00:23:23,208
Ready to fire on your command.
459
00:23:23,292 --> 00:23:25,167
Fire in five...
460
00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:28,583
I gave you a warning.
Hell, I gave you a warning punch.
461
00:23:28,667 --> 00:23:31,333
-HILL: Four.
-It's Thor. He's in trouble.
462
00:23:33,333 --> 00:23:35,083
-HILL: Three.
-He's on Earth.
463
00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:37,625
HILL: Two.
464
00:23:38,958 --> 00:23:40,875
-What about Captain Marvel?
-She'll be fine.
465
00:23:40,958 --> 00:23:42,458
One.
466
00:23:44,083 --> 00:23:45,542
(THOR GRUNTING)
467
00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:50,667
Thor, Crown Prince of Asgard,
only son of Odin, what are you doing?
468
00:23:50,750 --> 00:23:52,083
-Mother!
-Mother?
469
00:23:52,167 --> 00:23:53,208
ALL: Mother?
470
00:23:53,292 --> 00:23:54,625
What are you doing here?
471
00:23:54,708 --> 00:23:57,625
You must be using a lot of dark magic
just to check in on me.
472
00:23:57,708 --> 00:24:01,167
Ugh, I had a visitor.
She's worried about you.
473
00:24:01,250 --> 00:24:03,625
Wha... Jane sold me out?
474
00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:05,542
She said you were on Midgard.
475
00:24:05,625 --> 00:24:07,333
Well, she is mistaken.
476
00:24:07,417 --> 00:24:10,250
I'm obviously in my room, studying.
477
00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:12,250
(ROARS)
478
00:24:13,792 --> 00:24:17,375
-(LAUGHS)
-Do not tell falsehoods to your mother.
479
00:24:17,458 --> 00:24:21,583
Oh, you mean Earth.
Sorry, I misunderstood.
480
00:24:21,667 --> 00:24:24,792
The locals call it that.
Yes, right. Sorry.
481
00:24:24,875 --> 00:24:26,417
Confused there for a moment.
482
00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:30,917
Me and my study group came down here
for a cultural exchange.
483
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,375
"Cultural exchange."
484
00:24:33,458 --> 00:24:35,708
You know us. We're warriors for knowledge.
485
00:24:35,792 --> 00:24:39,417
Hmm. Really?
Then this I have to see for myself.
486
00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:41,375
I'm cutting my trip short.
487
00:24:41,458 --> 00:24:42,750
(STUTTERS) You're coming here?
488
00:24:42,833 --> 00:24:48,458
And, my sweet son, I expect to see
your full syllabus when I arrive.
489
00:24:49,833 --> 00:24:51,208
Now or never, Hill.
490
00:24:51,833 --> 00:24:53,458
Stand down. We're done here.
491
00:24:53,542 --> 00:24:56,167
(GROANS) We never get to fire the nukes.
492
00:24:56,250 --> 00:24:57,958
I almost feel bad for you, Blondie.
493
00:24:58,042 --> 00:25:00,958
Please, you must help me.
My mother is coming.
494
00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:04,708
My suggestion? Start in the corners,
clean your way outward.
495
00:25:07,083 --> 00:25:08,167
Corners, corners...
496
00:25:08,250 --> 00:25:10,292
But it's a sphere.
497
00:25:11,250 --> 00:25:15,875
Ugh. Excuse me, ladies. I'm sorry,
but I must leave early. Again.
498
00:25:17,583 --> 00:25:19,958
Loki, my brother.
I require your assistance.
499
00:25:20,042 --> 00:25:22,292
Ah, one step ahead of you, Tiny Thunder.
500
00:25:22,375 --> 00:25:25,708
My bro's trying this thing in St. Louis.
Saint... Is it "Louie"?
501
00:25:25,792 --> 00:25:27,375
Anyway, we're about to make
502
00:25:27,458 --> 00:25:29,917
-this universe's greatest slingshot.
-(GASPS)
503
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,042
FRIGGA: Try to enjoy
the rest of your time here.
504
00:25:32,125 --> 00:25:34,708
See you in another thousand years.
Heimdall.
505
00:25:36,250 --> 00:25:40,208
No more slingshots. No more destruction.
We need to clean this mess up and go home.
506
00:25:40,292 --> 00:25:42,083
(DRAX RETCHING)
507
00:25:42,167 --> 00:25:43,667
Ugh! Now!
508
00:25:44,833 --> 00:25:47,958
Ha! (CHUCKLES)
Nice one. Almost fell for it.
509
00:25:48,042 --> 00:25:50,875
I'm not joking. My mother is coming.
510
00:25:57,125 --> 00:25:58,125
Hmm.
511
00:25:58,208 --> 00:25:59,708
But she's not my mother.
512
00:25:59,792 --> 00:26:02,292
You know, I'm your brother
from another mother, remember?
513
00:26:02,375 --> 00:26:04,833
(WHISTLES) Come on, Ice Bros, let's go.
514
00:26:04,917 --> 00:26:06,750
Wait. You can't leave. Look at this place.
515
00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:09,333
We have a duty to this planet.
You need to clean it up.
516
00:26:09,417 --> 00:26:12,125
"Duty, clean"? Ugh, you sound like Odin.
517
00:26:12,208 --> 00:26:13,292
What?
518
00:26:13,375 --> 00:26:14,708
Ice Men, let's bounce.
519
00:26:18,375 --> 00:26:20,125
All right, listen, party's over.
520
00:26:20,208 --> 00:26:23,208
You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay.
521
00:26:23,292 --> 00:26:25,167
Wait, where you going? Come back.
522
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:26,375
No, no, no, no, no.
523
00:26:26,458 --> 00:26:29,458
You do have to stay here,
and we need to clean up.
524
00:26:29,542 --> 00:26:31,750
Look who's pooping the party now.
525
00:26:31,833 --> 00:26:34,375
It is you! You are pooping the party.
526
00:26:34,458 --> 00:26:35,833
-(BOOING)
-Where you going? Come back!
527
00:26:35,917 --> 00:26:38,208
Let's go, Topaz.
We shall ride like the wind.
528
00:26:38,292 --> 00:26:39,583
-Please! Wait.
-Loser.
529
00:26:39,667 --> 00:26:41,292
And we're keeping the scoot-scoots.
530
00:26:41,375 --> 00:26:44,625
Guys, please. Help, I...
You. How about you?
531
00:26:44,708 --> 00:26:47,958
Uh... I think I hear my dad calling.
Good luck.
532
00:26:48,042 --> 00:26:49,458
(WAILS)
533
00:26:53,292 --> 00:26:57,542
(STUTTERS) People. Beings.
Please, everyone, you must stay and help.
534
00:26:57,625 --> 00:26:58,875
(SOBS)
535
00:26:58,958 --> 00:27:00,333
(EXHALES)
536
00:27:00,417 --> 00:27:02,958
Allfather, give me strength.
537
00:27:08,375 --> 00:27:10,333
(ECHOING) You will listen to me.
538
00:27:10,417 --> 00:27:11,500
(ALL GASP)
539
00:27:12,292 --> 00:27:14,125
My mother is coming.
540
00:27:14,208 --> 00:27:18,000
-ALL: Frigga?
-And she is not happy.
541
00:27:18,083 --> 00:27:20,208
Like, at all.
542
00:27:20,292 --> 00:27:21,583
She's really mad.
543
00:27:38,125 --> 00:27:39,208
Yeah, baby.
544
00:27:44,042 --> 00:27:45,458
(GRUNTS)
545
00:27:46,167 --> 00:27:47,458
(CHUCKLES)
546
00:28:02,167 --> 00:28:03,167
Thor.
547
00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:09,083
Oh, hello, Mother. Good to see you.
Welcome to our study group.
548
00:28:09,167 --> 00:28:11,000
(GASPS) Uh...
549
00:28:11,083 --> 00:28:13,000
(CHUCKLES) Everyone say hello to Mother.
550
00:28:13,083 --> 00:28:14,708
ALL: Hello, Mother Frigga.
551
00:28:14,792 --> 00:28:17,500
And to end our studies,
what do we always say, class?
552
00:28:17,583 --> 00:28:19,500
ALL: Learning is magic.
553
00:28:20,792 --> 00:28:24,375
See? I told you I was on an educational
and cultural exchange.
554
00:28:24,458 --> 00:28:27,542
Did you know that Midgard
is the birthplace of the Snuggie?
555
00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:32,083
Mother, you doubt?
556
00:28:34,125 --> 00:28:36,375
But look at all this learning, huh?
557
00:28:43,625 --> 00:28:46,875
Thor, here's the information
you requested on human civilizations.
558
00:28:46,958 --> 00:28:50,875
And I loaded a few documentaries,
PBS specials, NPR podcasts.
559
00:28:50,958 --> 00:28:52,625
I'll call you next week to discuss it.
560
00:28:52,708 --> 00:28:58,292
So tiny yet contains so, so much.
Thank you.
561
00:28:58,375 --> 00:29:00,500
You must be Frigga. I'm Captain Marvel.
562
00:29:00,583 --> 00:29:05,292
I know who you are.
Thank you for helping educate my son.
563
00:29:05,375 --> 00:29:07,000
-Let's go, darling.
-Wait.
564
00:29:07,083 --> 00:29:09,167
(CHUCKLES) Almost forgot.
565
00:29:12,292 --> 00:29:14,042
(YELPS) Uh...
566
00:29:14,125 --> 00:29:15,458
Mother, I can explain.
567
00:29:15,542 --> 00:29:16,542
(SIGHS)
568
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,208
(THUDS)
569
00:29:25,125 --> 00:29:26,792
-Hi.
-Thanks.
570
00:29:26,875 --> 00:29:28,500
You called my mother on me.
571
00:29:28,583 --> 00:29:30,167
That wasn't a cool thing to do,
572
00:29:30,250 --> 00:29:33,083
but it was the right thing. So, thank you.
573
00:29:34,667 --> 00:29:35,917
You're welcome.
574
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,417
(CHUCKLES) I'll call you? Cools?
575
00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:40,458
No, it is not "cools."
576
00:29:40,542 --> 00:29:41,750
No?
577
00:29:41,833 --> 00:29:44,792
But I thought we had something.
(STUTTERS) I really like you, Jane.
578
00:29:44,875 --> 00:29:47,958
And not just because you're a genius.
You're also very attractive and...
579
00:29:48,542 --> 00:29:50,208
Well, then, ask me out on a date.
580
00:29:50,292 --> 00:29:51,708
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
581
00:29:51,792 --> 00:29:55,625
Jane Foster, it would be my honor
to take you on a date.
582
00:29:55,708 --> 00:30:00,792
Before you answer, let me say that
I know a whole planet full of unicorns.
583
00:30:00,875 --> 00:30:02,542
Even the waiters are unicorns...
584
00:30:02,625 --> 00:30:05,417
-It's wonderful.
-Sounds delightful. Pick me up at 8:00?
585
00:30:16,333 --> 00:30:19,750
WATCHER: A world restored,
love blossoming.
586
00:30:19,833 --> 00:30:24,000
As children,
both human and Asgardian, say,
587
00:30:24,083 --> 00:30:27,917
together, they lived happily ever after.
588
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,000
Wait, what?
589
00:30:30,083 --> 00:30:31,083
Huh?
590
00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:39,708
WATCHER: Oh, dear.
Perhaps I spoke too soon.
591
00:30:50,042 --> 00:30:52,333
(JAUNTY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)