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WATCHER: <i>Time.</i>

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<i>Space.</i>

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<i>Reality.</i>

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<i>It's more than a linear path.</i>

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<i>It's a prism of endless possibility,</i>

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<i>where a single choice</i>
<i>can branch out into infinite realities,</i>

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<i>creating alternate worlds</i>
<i>from the ones you know.</i>

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<i>I am the Watcher.</i>

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<i>I am your guide</i>
<i>through these vast new realities.</i>

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<i>Follow me and ponder the question...</i>

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<i>"What if?"</i>

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<i>The galaxy, to your eyes,</i>
<i>a hundred billion points of light.</i>

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<i>But where you see light, I see worlds</i>
<i>and the countless stories that fill them.</i>

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<i>But in a Multiverse</i>
<i>of infinite possibility,</i>

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<i>is your destiny determined by your nature</i>
<i>or by the nature of your world?</i>

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(DEVICE CLICKING)

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Drop it! Drop it now!

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Who are you?

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Identify yourself.

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STAR-LORD: Who, me?
I am just an ordinary junker.

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But there is one name you may know me by.

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Oh, my. Star-Lord!

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I'm a huge fan of your work.
What are you doing here?

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That was not the reaction I was expecting.

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(CREATURES GROWLING)

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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Stop! Show some respect.

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This is the Star-Lord, legendary outlaw.

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Steals from the powerful
and gives to the powerless.

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Should we be bowing?
I feel like we should be bowing.

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I mean, unless we should be kneeling.

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-Neither is necessary.
-Please.

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-You are a lord.
-It is not an official title.

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-Nor is it one I am comfortable with.
-(LAUGHS)

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Of course you would be humble.
Classic Star-Lord.

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I almost wish I didn't have
to take that from you.

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Surely something this powerful
is better off in my hands.

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It's just that my boss, Ronan,
super, super intense.

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But I could be convinced
to make a career change.

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Appreciate the interest,
but we're all staffed up.

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Oh, totally. Totally get it.
But at least now I get to spar with you.

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I guess if that's really what you want.

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Oh, it shall be the honor of my life.

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-Oh. Uh, should I not use the gun?
-Go ahead.

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-Really?
-Please.

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No, it's not a problem.

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-I'll get rid of it.
-It's okay.

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-You sure?
-Go ahead, use the gun.

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That is so generous of you.

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-Ready?
-KORATH: Oh, yes.

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Oh. (GROANING)

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You do not disappoint, my lord.
So nimble, so spry.

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I'm right here. Hit me.

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-Oh. My Lord! I didn't mean to...
-That is what we're here for.

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Do it again. But this time, faster.

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-Harder.
-Really?

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I barely moved. Hit me.

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(SCREAMS)

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Classic Star-Lord.

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Now I almost feel bad.

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Well, I have hired worse.

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SOLDIER: Freeze, Ravager.
We have you outnumbered.

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It would appear,
but a Ravager never flies solo.

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(WIND BLOWING)

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I said, "A Ravager never flies solo."

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Uh, is that some kind of catchphrase?

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-(MAN WHISTLES)
-(GROANS)

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-(MAN WHISTLING)
-(ALL GROANING)

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You had me worried for a second.

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-Who's the Sleeping Beauty?
-A new recruit. He was after this as well.

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Mmm-hmm.

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Thermal signature's off the charts.

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You know, if we wanted
to have some real fun,

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we'd make like the old days

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and sell this bad boy
to the highest bidder.

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(SOLDIER 2 GROANING, GRUNTS)

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If we made like the old days,
you'd only have half of your teeth.

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Besides, wouldn't you rather use it
to jump-start

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the Krylorians' dying star,
save their system from extinction?

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You know as well as I,
no treasure is worth as much

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as the good that can be done with it.

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YONDU: Ah. That's my boy.

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WATCHER:<i> Though our hero's destiny</i>
<i>might lie in the stars above,</i>

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<i>the beginning of his journey</i>
<i>was much more down-to-earth.</i>

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T'CHALLA: I am tired
of living in a bubble.

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There's an entire world out there, <i>Baba.</i>

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Yes, one of war, violence, hatred.

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That world has nothing to offer Wakanda.

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There must be more. But we must be
brave enough to search for it.

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T'CHAKA: I do understand, my son.

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Though the blood of a king
runs through your veins,

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it is pumped by the heart of an explorer.

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But as someone who has ventured out
into the greater world,

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let me assure you,

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all you will find there
is destruction and pain.

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Those people do not understand
our way of life.

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WATCHER:<i> What you call destiny</i>
<i>is just an equation,</i>

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<i>-a product of variables.</i>
<i>-</i>(GRUNTS)

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WATCHER:<i> Right place, right time,</i>
<i>or in some instances,</i>

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<i>the wrong place at the wrong time.</i>

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<i>As fate would have it,</i>
<i>at that very moment,</i>

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<i>a Ravager spacecraft was arriving on Earth</i>
<i>to abduct the spawn of the Celestial, Ego.</i>

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Cool.

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WATCHER:<i> But in this universe,</i>

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<i>Yondu outsourced the assignment</i>
<i>to his subordinates.</i>

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You morons grabbed the wrong kid.

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Uh-uh. Not so fast, Captain.

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Two see holes, two hear holes,
one eat hole.

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Everything checks out.

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Does this really look like
Peter Quill to y'all?

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Sure. I don't know.
All humans look alike to me.

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The cosmic readings where he was took
nearly broke our dial.

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If there was anything not from that planet
on that planet, it's there.

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Well, my home is built
on an ancient Vibranium meteorite.

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You sure don't seem too freaked out
about all this, kid.

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What you doing out there
all by yourself anyway?

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-Exploring the world.
-Sounds fun.

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But why stop at one world, huh?

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When we can show you all of them?

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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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-Ravagers!
-ALL: Ravagers!

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Star-Lord, if you had
to pick a favorite...

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Really, I could not say.

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I know, I know, so many heists,
so many planets saved.

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Still, you must have one.

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How could you choose just one?

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Oh! What about the Central Bank heist
of Tarnax IV?

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Never hurts to hurt a Skrull, right?

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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That job paid for Kraglin's teeth.

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How about when you armed
the Ankaran resistance?

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Oh, man. Barely made it out of that one.

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How exactly did you stop Thanos,
the Mad Titan,

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from decimating half
of the universe? Oh, no.

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I'm a big enough man
to admit when I'm wrong.

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T'Challa here showed me
there was more than one way

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to reallocate the universe's resources.

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Sometimes the best weapon
in your arsenal is just a good argument.

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Aye, aye, Commander.

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Although I still assert
my plan was not without its merits.

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(ALL GROANING)

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-Here we go.
-Please.

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Pretty sure it's still
just genocide, big guy.

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And I'm pretty sure it's efficient.

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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Your money is no good here.

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-Please.
-No, seriously. We only take cash.

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Oh, I'm sorry. I, uh... I have cash.

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Wait. You are <i>the</i> Star-Lord.

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You saved my home world
from a Kree invasion.

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-All in a day's work.
-No, it took several days.

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Six, in fact. Let us take a picture
to send to my wife and daughter.

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I would prefer-- (GROANS)

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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

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Oh, we should take another one.
You look terrible. I look great.

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-I'm sure it's fine.
-No, I insist.

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-It is a truly awful picture of you.
-WOMAN: I don't know.

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He looks pretty good
from where I'm standing.

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Nebula.

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Hey, Cha-Cha.

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-(YELPS)
-(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

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NEBULA: Pretty valuable loot you got here.

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The big guy know you have this?

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You mean your father?

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He's lucky I call him the big guy.

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You know, he gardens now.

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You should talk to him.
He really has changed.

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The past doesn't.

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You still wear your past around your neck.

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You ever think of going back?

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Not much to go back to.

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When I was young, Yondu attempted
to return me to Wakanda...

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but it had been destroyed.

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I'm sorry.

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Just another senseless war.

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<i>Baba</i> warned that was all humans know.
Turns out he was right.

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You lost your home,
and now you save everyone else's.

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That's the name of this tune, huh?

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(CHUCKLES) Something like that.

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Well, then, do I have a job for you.

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They're called the Embers of Genesis.

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Nutrient-rich cosmic dust
from an ancient supernova

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with the power
to terraform entire ecosystems.

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With one ounce,
you can heal a dying planet in minutes.

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And with a payload
the size we're talking...

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We could feed billions of people
on millions of worlds,

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and eradicate hunger across the galaxy.

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Don't tell Captain Genocide over here.
You might spoil his fun.

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(CHUCKLES) New guy's pretty funny.

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-I thought you work alone, daughter.
-Wait, wait, wait.

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You mean she's your offspring?

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-BOTH: Adopted.
-T'CHALLA: It's a long story.

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I've been trying
to get them into counseling.

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-So who's the mark?
-Taneleer Tivan, also known as...

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KRAGLIN: The Collector?

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As in the most ruthless kingpin
in the intergalactic underworld?

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-Wait, I thought that was you.
-THANOS: It was.

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But when I went straight,

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Tivan saw an opening
and filled the power vacuum.

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We can all agree
the Collector is dangerous.

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FYI, the Collector does not offer dental.

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This is suicide, T'Challa.
Not even I can get through his defenses.

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You dig? This maniac won't do you
the kindness of killing you.

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He'll dissect you for a science project,

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frame whatever's left
and hang you up on the wall.

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So should I mark you down as undecided?

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So long as the Collector's involved,
we are not.

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You may be the soul of this ship,
but I am still the captain.

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We are Ravagers.
We do not back down from a fight.

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No, no. We steal from the rich
and give to the poor,

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just like that earthling
folk hero of yours, right?

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-Robin Leach.
-Robin Hood.

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Whatever. That's our racket.

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We've been picking pockets
for loose coins.

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If we truly want to change the galaxy,
accomplish all we set out to do,

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then it's time we robbed the bank.

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Oh, jeez. Never have been any good
at saying no to you, kid.

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The Collector's got a famous kink
for exotic flora and fauna.

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The Embers will be housed
with the rest of his conquests, here.

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A museum that doubles
as his base of operations.

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A mining colony in a severed head
of an ancient celestial being.

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THANOS: He's got the Black Order
doing security.

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Take it from me, they're bad news.
How do you plan on sneaking past them?

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I don't. I'm gonna knock
on their front door like a lady.

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My Lady Nebula. Captain Udonta.

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I'm here to fetch you for my master.

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NEBULA:<i> Yondu and I will pose as sellers</i>

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<i>looking to unload that orb</i>
<i>you recovered on Morag.</i>

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<i>But really, it'll be T'Challa inside.</i>

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Our head of security, Proxima Midnight.

231
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,291
Looks like they got an exhibit
running the museum.

232
00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:35,958
Hold it. Security scan.

233
00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:40,666
And that is when
you cause the distraction.

234
00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:41,958
(EXCLAIMS)

235
00:13:42,041 --> 00:13:43,333
(GROANS)

236
00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:45,625
Stop. I thought we were faking it.

237
00:13:45,708 --> 00:13:49,458
Yeah, well, try calling me
Captain Genocide again, new guy.

238
00:13:50,541 --> 00:13:53,291
Captain Genocide...(SCREAMS)

239
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:56,833
T'CHALLA:<i> The Ravagers will start a riot,</i>
<i>drawing the attention of the Black Order.</i>

240
00:13:56,916 --> 00:13:58,250
We have a situation.

241
00:13:58,333 --> 00:14:00,875
All units report to our position.

242
00:14:00,958 --> 00:14:04,291
T'CHALLA:<i> Now, Yondu and Nebula</i>
<i>are free to distract the Collector,</i>

243
00:14:04,375 --> 00:14:06,416
<i>so that I can search for the Embers.</i>

244
00:14:13,666 --> 00:14:14,666
Amazing.

245
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:17,541
I have no notes. A perfect plan.

246
00:14:17,625 --> 00:14:19,208
What could possibly go wrong?

247
00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:24,125
I present to you,
Taneleer Tivan, the Collector.

248
00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:26,166
Oh, my dearest Nebula.

249
00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:28,333
Aren't you a sight for sore...

250
00:14:28,416 --> 00:14:31,791
Eye. Forgive me,
I couldn't help myself. (LAUGHS)

251
00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:34,875
Hey, you, creep-show.
If it's all the same to you,

252
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:36,583
I'd just as soon get on with it.

253
00:14:36,666 --> 00:14:38,125
All business?

254
00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:43,291
And to think I'm old enough to remember
when the Ravagers used to be fun.

255
00:14:43,375 --> 00:14:46,583
What can I say?
We went straight and I got square.

256
00:14:46,666 --> 00:14:49,666
Hey, if you boys are done gossiping,
I brought what you asked.

257
00:14:56,416 --> 00:14:57,416
(DOG WHIMPERS)

258
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:58,583
Ugh.

259
00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:01,416
The collection is much bigger
than I anticipated.

260
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:06,333
All this suffering, and for what?

261
00:15:06,416 --> 00:15:09,000
My guess, he's compensating
for something big.

262
00:15:09,833 --> 00:15:12,000
Or small, if you catch my drift.

263
00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:13,958
You are quite articulate for a duck.

264
00:15:14,041 --> 00:15:16,958
That, sir, is very close-minded.

265
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,250
You know, I, um...
I'm looking for something.

266
00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:21,875
The Embers of Genesis.
Do you know where I can find them?

267
00:15:21,958 --> 00:15:23,541
Cosmic flora, down the hall.

268
00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:26,625
Take a Louie at the Frost Giants,
a hard Ralph at the Kronans.

269
00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:30,250
You'll see a sign for Elvish literature.
Ignore that, total snooze.

270
00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:31,416
-Screw it.
-(QUACKS)

271
00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:36,208
Give me the tour.

272
00:15:38,416 --> 00:15:40,416
You know what they say,
"When you're out of luck,

273
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:41,666
"always go duck."

274
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:44,500
-I'm pretty sure no one says that.
-HOWARD: Oh, they say it.

275
00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:45,875
-T'CHALLA: Really?
-HOWARD: Totally.

276
00:15:45,958 --> 00:15:48,000
(ALL GRUNTING AND SCREAMING)

277
00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:50,750
(SCREAMING)

278
00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:54,083
(ALL GROANING)

279
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,375
The Ravagers?

280
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:01,041
It's a diversion.
Sound the alarms, lock down the building.

281
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:02,708
(ALARM BLARING)

282
00:16:06,750 --> 00:16:09,208
(LAUGHS) The flashy flash.

283
00:16:09,291 --> 00:16:12,000
You always know how to bring the fun.

284
00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:13,958
Hold on, I need to hydrate.

285
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,083
-We have to go.
-Where are you going? Come back.

286
00:16:21,166 --> 00:16:23,583
Are you crazy? Happy hour just started.

287
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,958
It... It cannot be.

288
00:17:04,666 --> 00:17:08,333
<i>My son, T'Challa, Crown Prince of Wakanda,</i>

289
00:17:08,416 --> 00:17:12,083
<i>was abducted from Earth</i>
<i>by an alien spacecraft.</i>

290
00:17:12,166 --> 00:17:15,833
<i>If you have any information</i>
<i>regarding his whereabouts,</i>

291
00:17:15,916 --> 00:17:19,625
<i>we ask that you respond</i>
<i>to this homing beacon.</i>

292
00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:22,791
<i>-And T'Challa...</i>
<i>-Baba.</i>

293
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,791
<i>...if you are out there,</i>

294
00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:30,583
<i>you're one bright burning light</i>
<i>in the night sky of billions,</i>

295
00:17:30,666 --> 00:17:35,666
<i>and we will search every last</i>
<i>one of them until we find you</i>

296
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:38,458
<i>on this plane or the next.</i>

297
00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:47,416
(DOOR OPENS)

298
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,750
Oh, Cha-Cha, I hope you can understand,

299
00:17:50,833 --> 00:17:53,833
I had a debt with the Collector
and you were the payment.

300
00:17:57,375 --> 00:17:58,583
(GROANS)

301
00:17:58,666 --> 00:18:03,958
Oh, T'Challa, now it's time
for one of your great escapes.

302
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,500
You okay, kid?

303
00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:07,000
You lied to me!

304
00:18:07,083 --> 00:18:08,375
I was protecting you.

305
00:18:08,458 --> 00:18:11,791
Are we talking about the mission?
Or is this "family stuff"?

306
00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:14,166
You told me
my homeland had been destroyed.

307
00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:15,416
My family killed.

308
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:16,750
How is that protecting me?

309
00:18:16,833 --> 00:18:18,916
Whoa. Guess it's family stuff.

310
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:22,333
Sometimes you need to hear a lie
to see the truth.

311
00:18:22,416 --> 00:18:25,000
You're just like me, T'Challa.

312
00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:29,625
I am nothing like you.

313
00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:32,041
You're an explorer, Star-Lord.

314
00:18:32,791 --> 00:18:38,375
And for people like you, like us,
the past ain't nothing but a prison.

315
00:18:38,458 --> 00:18:40,583
You don't belong down there with them.

316
00:18:40,666 --> 00:18:45,250
You belong up here with us,
with your family.

317
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,958
You are not my family.

318
00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:50,125
You never were.

319
00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:54,041
Damn, that hurts.

320
00:18:54,416 --> 00:18:56,208
(DOOR BEEPS)

321
00:18:56,291 --> 00:18:58,541
The Collector is ready for you.

322
00:19:09,666 --> 00:19:13,875
I must apologize for all that
awkwardness back there with Nebula.

323
00:19:13,958 --> 00:19:15,833
I simply abhor drama.

324
00:19:15,916 --> 00:19:18,916
(CHUCKLES) Your outfit
would suggest otherwise.

325
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,541
What is it you want with me, Tivan?

326
00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:23,291
There is a blank wall in the commissary

327
00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:26,916
that I just haven't been able
to find the right piece for.

328
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,041
I am just an ordinary human,
hardly a work of art.

329
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:35,500
Ah. I must admit now that
I see you in the flesh, you are.

330
00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:37,208
(SIGHS)

331
00:19:37,291 --> 00:19:40,583
Are you sure you can't fly or shoot
lasers out of your eyes or something?

332
00:19:40,666 --> 00:19:43,250
Let's go a few rounds
and you can find out.

333
00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:45,458
Pass. I prefer you in the cage.

334
00:19:45,541 --> 00:19:46,666
Where I come from,

335
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:50,500
history has never looked kindly
on those who lock men in cages.

336
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,958
Maw, make a note.

337
00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:56,125
It appears he does
have a super power after all.

338
00:19:56,208 --> 00:19:59,541
He can bore someone to death
using only his sanctimony.

339
00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:01,458
Let's not waste the wall space.

340
00:20:01,541 --> 00:20:04,916
Dissect him
and strip his remains for parts.

341
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:08,458
(DOOR BEEPS)

342
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:12,166
Daughter of mine.

343
00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:13,750
How could you do this to us?

344
00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:17,833
To my best friend, T'Challa.
You are the worst.

345
00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:20,041
(GASPS)

346
00:20:22,958 --> 00:20:25,125
But then again,
there are two sides to every story.

347
00:20:25,208 --> 00:20:27,666
Relax, new guy. I'm here to rescue you.

348
00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:29,458
Not like you to change your mind.

349
00:20:29,541 --> 00:20:31,375
Oh, I didn't. This was always the plan.

350
00:20:31,791 --> 00:20:34,708
<i>I told T'Challa that the Collector</i>
<i>was after him right from the jump.</i>

351
00:20:34,791 --> 00:20:36,791
-What is this job?
-More of a ruse.

352
00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:38,958
You see, I have this debt
with the Collector

353
00:20:39,041 --> 00:20:40,416
and, well, he's come to collect.

354
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:43,625
-And what does he want?
-In a word, you, Cha-Cha.

355
00:20:44,416 --> 00:20:47,166
I had no idea about that Wakandan ship.

356
00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:51,041
All I knew was that we had an opening
to settle my debt with the Collector,

357
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,375
and steal the Embers
right out from under him.

358
00:20:53,458 --> 00:20:56,500
(GASPS) So, all of this
has been a triple-cross?

359
00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:58,583
What? Classic Star-Lord.

360
00:20:58,666 --> 00:21:01,125
Hey, it was T'Challa's idea
to keep you in the dark.

361
00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:04,125
'Cause he knew I would never
let him walk into a trap.

362
00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:05,375
Look where we ended up.

363
00:21:05,458 --> 00:21:06,458
All a distraction,

364
00:21:06,541 --> 00:21:11,041
providing me the necessary cover
to obtain this, the Embers of Genesis.

365
00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:14,500
Hot damn. You guys are good.

366
00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:16,291
-What about T'Challa?
-NEBULA: Not to worry.

367
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:19,916
He's keeping his escape plan
close to his chest.

368
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,625
THE COLLECTOR: No, not like that, Carina.

369
00:21:21,708 --> 00:21:24,625
Even by a slave standard, you are foolish.

370
00:21:25,958 --> 00:21:26,958
(GRUNTING)

371
00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:43,125
(GROANS)

372
00:21:43,208 --> 00:21:46,291
I liked that thing you said
about not locking people in cages.

373
00:21:46,375 --> 00:21:48,708
Thank you. I am forever in your debt.

374
00:21:50,041 --> 00:21:51,958
(ALARM BLARING)

375
00:21:52,041 --> 00:21:55,291
PROXIMA MIDNIGHT: <i>The prisoners have</i>
<i>escaped. All units to sector seven.</i>

376
00:21:58,166 --> 00:21:59,250
(GROANS)

377
00:22:01,708 --> 00:22:04,958
What kind of being leaves a party
without saying goodbye?

378
00:22:05,041 --> 00:22:07,333
Something tells me
this happens to you a lot.

379
00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:09,916
(GRUNTING)

380
00:22:11,416 --> 00:22:12,750
(GROANS)

381
00:22:12,833 --> 00:22:14,333
(THE COLLECTOR LAUGHS)

382
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:16,625
Packs quite a wallop, does it not?

383
00:22:16,708 --> 00:22:19,708
I hacked it off the carcass
of a terribly chatty Kronan.

384
00:22:19,791 --> 00:22:21,791
Of course, if that's not your style,

385
00:22:21,875 --> 00:22:24,833
there's plenty more
we can play with. Observe.

386
00:22:27,666 --> 00:22:32,750
A dagger forged in dark matter
taken from the ruler of the Dark Elves.

387
00:22:33,583 --> 00:22:37,291
Or perhaps you prefer something
a touch more elegant?

388
00:22:40,916 --> 00:22:44,250
Oh. That woman had taste!

389
00:22:44,333 --> 00:22:48,625
A necrosword, courtesy
of the Asgardian Goddess of Death.

390
00:22:48,708 --> 00:22:49,708
(T'CHALLA GRUNTING)

391
00:22:53,041 --> 00:22:54,791
-Whoa.
-(LAUGHS)

392
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:56,916
(GRUNTING)

393
00:22:58,666 --> 00:22:59,750
(GROANS)

394
00:23:01,791 --> 00:23:03,208
(ALARM BLARING)

395
00:23:03,291 --> 00:23:05,708
-NEBULA: Run!
-We were running.

396
00:23:05,791 --> 00:23:07,958
Okay, we'll run faster.

397
00:23:08,041 --> 00:23:10,125
(ROARING)

398
00:23:15,458 --> 00:23:16,708
(PROXIMA MIDNIGHT GRUNTS)

399
00:23:17,333 --> 00:23:18,625
(GROANS)

400
00:23:18,708 --> 00:23:20,500
-Get to the ship.
-Are you crazy?

401
00:23:20,583 --> 00:23:23,208
-You'll never take them yourself.
-Not crazy...

402
00:23:25,833 --> 00:23:26,833
Mad.

403
00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:39,708
(GRUNTS)

404
00:23:41,625 --> 00:23:42,625
(BLACK DWARF GROWLS)

405
00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:48,333
-(GRUNTS)
-(GROANS)

406
00:23:48,416 --> 00:23:49,916
(BOTH GRUNTING)

407
00:23:55,750 --> 00:23:56,833
(SCREAMS)

408
00:23:59,625 --> 00:24:00,833
A pity.

409
00:24:00,916 --> 00:24:04,750
You abandoned your home and family,

410
00:24:04,833 --> 00:24:08,041
and now, your new family
has abandoned you. Karma.

411
00:24:08,125 --> 00:24:11,875
Maybe you haven't heard,
a Ravager never flies solo.

412
00:24:11,958 --> 00:24:13,500
(YONDU WHISTLES)

413
00:24:14,333 --> 00:24:15,791
(WHISTLES)

414
00:24:15,875 --> 00:24:19,083
Yondu, sweet! Now it's a party.

415
00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:23,250
Ain't no way in hell
I was going to leave here without my kid.

416
00:24:23,333 --> 00:24:24,833
(WHISTLES)

417
00:24:26,125 --> 00:24:27,416
(WHISTLES)

418
00:24:30,416 --> 00:24:32,083
(GROANING)

419
00:24:32,166 --> 00:24:34,250
-(GRUNTS)
-(GRUNTS)

420
00:24:38,791 --> 00:24:40,041
(GROANS)

421
00:24:46,375 --> 00:24:47,375
(THANOS GROANING)

422
00:24:50,208 --> 00:24:51,208
(GROANS)

423
00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:55,541
(ROARS)

424
00:24:57,708 --> 00:24:59,375
Eat this.

425
00:25:02,208 --> 00:25:03,208
(ROARS)

426
00:25:06,291 --> 00:25:07,291
(SCREAMS)

427
00:25:11,458 --> 00:25:12,458
(SCREAMS)

428
00:25:19,875 --> 00:25:22,208
-(THANOS GRUNTS)
-(NEBULA SCREAMS)

429
00:25:22,291 --> 00:25:24,250
(BOTH SCREAMING)

430
00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:26,291
Let's go. Punch it!

431
00:25:29,458 --> 00:25:32,125
-What about Yondu and T'Challa?
-I'm sure they're doing fine.

432
00:25:34,916 --> 00:25:36,750
(GRUNTS, GROANS)

433
00:25:40,125 --> 00:25:41,125
(YONDU YELLS)

434
00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:42,625
(GRUNTS)

435
00:25:45,708 --> 00:25:47,958
-Okay, any ideas?
-Sticky fingers.

436
00:25:48,041 --> 00:25:49,083
Could work.

437
00:25:49,166 --> 00:25:51,083
-Who's the glue?
-You are.

438
00:25:51,166 --> 00:25:53,750
-Because you lied to me.
-Fair point.

439
00:25:58,333 --> 00:25:59,583
(GRUNTS)

440
00:26:00,583 --> 00:26:01,958
(GROANING)

441
00:26:02,041 --> 00:26:03,375
YONDU: Is that all you got?

442
00:26:03,791 --> 00:26:05,000
(GRUNTS)

443
00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:19,750
You think this can contain me?

444
00:26:19,833 --> 00:26:23,833
Cute. No matter where you go
or how far you hide,

445
00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:28,083
there is not a corner
in this galaxy beyond my grasp.

446
00:26:28,166 --> 00:26:30,791
Sure, sure. Whatever. Cool story.

447
00:26:32,583 --> 00:26:34,958
I trust you'll know what to do with this.

448
00:26:35,041 --> 00:26:37,625
Oh, I have some ideas.

449
00:26:37,708 --> 00:26:40,083
Carina, can I have my bracelet now?

450
00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:42,708
No touching, Carina. No!

451
00:26:43,541 --> 00:26:47,541
No, no, no, no. Stay. Stop!

452
00:26:47,625 --> 00:26:51,208
Stop and think. I took care of all of you.
I put a roof over your heads.

453
00:26:51,333 --> 00:26:53,250
Oh. Karma.

454
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,500
(ALL GROWLING)

455
00:26:57,833 --> 00:26:59,416
YONDU: We're never getting
out on foot.

456
00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:01,375
Then we'll take to the skies.

457
00:27:11,666 --> 00:27:15,208
<i>All crew members present</i>
<i>and accounted for by some miracle.</i>

458
00:27:15,291 --> 00:27:17,916
Then I will see you
at the rendezvous point.

459
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,500
<i>Copy that, Cha-Cha.</i>

460
00:27:22,166 --> 00:27:24,125
Looks like we've got a stowaway.

461
00:27:24,208 --> 00:27:26,916
You always did have
a soft spot for runaways.

462
00:27:27,583 --> 00:27:32,083
-Look, T'Challa, I just wanted to say--
-There's no need.

463
00:27:32,166 --> 00:27:35,333
I was the one who told you
I wanted to see the world.

464
00:27:35,416 --> 00:27:38,541
All you did was show me the universe.

465
00:27:39,375 --> 00:27:43,166
Oh, yeah.
She really is a beaut, isn't she?

466
00:27:43,250 --> 00:27:45,125
T'CHALLA: I've always
felt at home up here.

467
00:27:45,208 --> 00:27:50,125
But now, knowing everything,
I'm not quite sure where I belong.

468
00:27:50,208 --> 00:27:53,458
Seen a lot of space travelers
in my day, kid.

469
00:27:53,541 --> 00:27:55,875
And if I've learned anything
from watching you,

470
00:27:56,458 --> 00:27:59,583
on any planet, among any people,

471
00:27:59,666 --> 00:28:03,708
there ain't no place in this galaxy
where you don't belong.

472
00:28:05,125 --> 00:28:08,375
Where you want to be,
that's the question, isn't it?

473
00:28:09,750 --> 00:28:13,916
You're just gonna have to follow
your heart on that one, Mr. Star-Lord.

474
00:28:36,166 --> 00:28:39,333
<i>-Baba.</i>
-(VOICE SHAKING) My son, my son.

475
00:28:39,416 --> 00:28:43,291
I knew you would find your way home to us.

476
00:28:43,375 --> 00:28:45,041
I'm sorry it took me so long.

477
00:28:45,125 --> 00:28:48,208
Let me introduce you
to the family I made along the way.

478
00:28:48,291 --> 00:28:50,333
Uh, you must be T'Challa's father.

479
00:28:50,416 --> 00:28:54,666
Uh, pleased to meet you, sir.
Your son is a galactic hero.

480
00:28:54,750 --> 00:28:57,875
My friend, that sounds
an awful lot like genocide.

481
00:28:57,958 --> 00:29:00,666
-No, no, no. Because it's random.
-Uh-huh.

482
00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:03,208
And I might add, efficient.

483
00:29:03,291 --> 00:29:04,541
(GROANS) Dad!

484
00:29:04,625 --> 00:29:07,208
I mean, if you really wanted
to put a label on it,

485
00:29:07,291 --> 00:29:08,750
T'Challa and I are best friends.

486
00:29:08,833 --> 00:29:10,375
Oh, yeah, jump points are the best.

487
00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:12,875
They make your face all scrambly,
but they're a lot of fun.

488
00:29:12,958 --> 00:29:18,833
I am still wondering how exactly
my son came to be in your spaceship.

489
00:29:19,250 --> 00:29:22,875
Funny story, Your Highness.
You see, I took this job--

490
00:29:22,958 --> 00:29:25,916
I was lost, <i>Baba.</i> Yondu found me.

491
00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:30,333
WATCHER:<i> And from one family reunion</i>
<i>to another...</i>

492
00:29:30,916 --> 00:29:32,916
('80s POP SONG PLAYING)

493
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:36,500
<i>I saw your eyes</i>

494
00:29:39,625 --> 00:29:41,791
<i>And you made me smile</i>

495
00:29:41,875 --> 00:29:43,458
Uh, sorry. We're closed.

496
00:29:43,541 --> 00:29:48,250
What, Peter? Can't spare
a little time for dear old Dad?

497
00:29:48,333 --> 00:29:50,583
WATCHER:<i> Too bad this might spell</i>
<i>the end of the world.</i>

498
00:29:51,166 --> 00:29:53,166
<i>But that's a story for another day.</i>

499
00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:55,208
<i>I was falling in love</i>