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Today is
Wilkins Chawla Founder's Day
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which is our late Mr. Chawla's
birth anniversary.
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So today, there's a party here.
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Drinks..
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along with tombola,
musical chairs.
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And all this will be for charity.
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My idea.
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I mean, we'll be playing tombola
here
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and somewhere in Odisha,
a child will be having a meal.
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Win‐win‐win.
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And win.
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Hey..
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Mr. Chawla also wins, right?
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But why?
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What will I do there?
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It's a game for women.
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I'm not coming to play tombola.
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Come, Parmeet. It will be fun.
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You know I'm an expert at tombola.
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No one can be an expert at tombola.
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It's a game of luck.
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Yes, but I can get
the number I want.
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What?
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How is that?
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What can I say?
‐ Tell me the truth.
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I don't know if it's a gift of God.
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But once, in my childhood, I had hit my head
on the stairs of a Shiva temple.
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Since then, I can control things
with my mind.
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That's impossible.
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Is it possible?
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Okay.
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If you really have a superpower, then..
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That.. Drop that calendar.
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Oh, God!
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Do you go to the Shiva temple
in Sector 49?
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Why don't you come, Riya?
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After all, it's your company, too.
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[Riya] Chaddha, even the head office
is not celebrating Founder's Day.
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'You know, budget issues.'
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'You please cancel your party.'
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That's not possible, Riya.
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We are throwing this party
for charity.
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Like, we are raising money
on Chawla ji's birthday.
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'Why don't you raise some
for the company too, Chaddha?'
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'Your branch's performance
has been very bad this time.'
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Riya, we might not
be the number one branch
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but you are the number one boss
of this branch.
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'I thought that's you.'
‐ Yeah, of course I am.
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I mean, together we are
the number one pair, right?
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Like if I'm Manmohan,
then you're Sonia.
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'Come on, Chaddha.'
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Come on, Riya.
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Please come.
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Just for a while.
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I can sense from your voice
that you want to come.
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It'll be fun.
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Just like before.
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'Bye, Chaddha.'
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Nowadays, Riya and I are on a break.
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Just good friends. That's all.
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I mean..
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From her side, that's all.
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From my side
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that's not all.
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Guys, this party is for charity.
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So, give me some good options
for charity.
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Like the type with
poor, naked, hungry kids. Yes.
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Sir, there's an orphanage where
little Deepak..
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Stop it!
Little Deepak..
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Is he still little?
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Hasn't he grown up by eating my donation money?
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There's an old‐age home where
old people stay.. ‐ No, Anjali.
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We can't trust these old people.
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They'll spend everything
on online poker.
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All day.
‐ Sir, this is not funny.
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Even their children
don't call them. ‐ Yes.
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Do you know why?
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Because they can't hear them
on the phone!
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Sir, in Vikas Puri, there is
a charity for rabbits.
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They have spa services
for those rabbits.
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They get the rabbits married
because, as you know
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even rabbits need TLC.
Right, my rabbit?
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I've been to this rabbit NGO
in Vikas Puri several times
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because I feel that
bunnies and I
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have a lot in common.
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Like, they like making a lot of babies
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I also want lot of kiddos.
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Sometimes, even Sapan looks
like a bunny rabbit.
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And looking at him,
I get those feelings.
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I want some serious ideas, guys.
Like polio, malaria type.
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I want AIDS, man!
AIDS!
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We'll donate money
by playing tombola!
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By gambling?
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Is this the culture of this office?
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Why don't they just
shut down this office
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and open a brothel instead?
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Sir, why don't you do something
for violence against women?
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It's a very serious problem.
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Yes.
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Let's do violence
against women.
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It'll be fun.
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Yeah? In our society
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nobody thinks about
our daughters and wives.
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Yes?
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Like, nobody even looks at them.
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I will look at them.
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Yes. I'll watch
all the helpless women.
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Yes!
‐ Sir..
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We couldn't expect any more from you.
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No, Amit.
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No.
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Never crack a joke
on women's issues.
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Nobody laughs.
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I have tried.
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In our country, we cannot crack jokes
on so many issues.
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Religion, Sachin Tendulkar
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domestic violence.
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Or Modi ji.
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It's not easy to joke about
Sikhs and gay people also, nowadays.
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You know?
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I have a dream.
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A day will come
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where, in my stand‐in act
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I'll joke about all these topics
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and nobody will hurl
their shoes at me.
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Hey!
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What happened?
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Nothing.
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Tell me.
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Parmeet's mom has sent the phone
numbers of the singers and the bands
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for the wedding.
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So..
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So what? Let me help you.
Let me hear it.
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Wow.
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If this guy sings at my wedding
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I'd turn around and run away from the altar.
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These days,
I'm always in a good mood.
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I'm going to get married.
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And it's going well
with the office people.
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Why did I ask Riya ma'am
for a transfer?
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Because..
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There's no future for me here.
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Hey, don't you want a DJ
or something?
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I mean,
who even listens to this?
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Yes?
‐ Yes, I want one.
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Then, let's look for a DJ.
Forget this band.
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Hey, come on.
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Rajje. Rajje.
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Rajinder.
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Sir, my name is Rajinder.
‐ Yeah, then do me a favour.
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Why does it bother you
if we have the party in the warehouse?
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We'll have to empty the entire warehouse, sir.
My work will have to stop.
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On top of that,
you want my boys as waiters.
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Your boys are, in fact, my boys.
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I'm your boss, man.
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Actually, they are company's boys,
and this is a job for the company.
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Is it time to suck up to your boss?
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Excuse me?
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I'm not here to suck up to anyone.
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Sir called me..
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for his protection..
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from you.
‐ I didn't say anything like that.
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Sir, you said something like..
‐ Forget it.
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Agree to it, man.
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Rajje.
Hey, listen.
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Give me a kiss?
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Give you a kiss?
‐ Yes.
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When Chaddha was new to Faridabad
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I'd taught him some local slangs..
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which nobody uses here.
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Like..
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'Give me a kiss.'
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'It needs to be soft
for it to get hard.'
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'Let my stick
poke your sister.'
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'Consider me wifey and fu..'
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DJ Sonu Monu.
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Man, he must be very good at this.
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No. Not him.
‐ No?
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One minute..
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DJ Chubby. Let's see.
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Nice, man.
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Pammi, this is..
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This is Kutty!
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Kutty is a DJ?
‐ Chubby Kutty!
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Actually, I was one of
the top five DJs in Kochi.
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If I get Pammi's wedding
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all of North India's market will open up for me.
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Dude, nice, man. Nice.
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I'm telling you book him soon.
His dates might not be available.
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Stay here. I'll book him right now.
‐ No.. Amit.
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I'm telling you seriously.
He'll rock your reception.
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Kutty Chu..
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Yes.
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I hope that Amit comes
for my wedding.
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He is my best friend.
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He'll always be there for me.
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Yes.
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If I leave this place,
I'll miss everyone here.
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But
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there is no point in looking back now.
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Sir, it's Geeta's call.
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Who Geeta? ‐ The broker
who found you your house.
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Oh, yeah.
Please transfer it, Pammi.
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Okay, sir.
‐ Hello, Geeta.
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Geeta‐Babita Phogat.
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Go, Geeta!
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I haven't transferred it yet, sir.
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These days I transfer calls only
after Chaddha sir has made his jokes.
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Once a bad joke leaves his system,
he becomes a bit normal.
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Here's Geeta for you, sir.
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Hello, Geeta?
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How are you, dear?
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[Geeta] Hello, Jagdeep.
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'I needed your signature for the final
registration of your house.'
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Yes, no problem. Come on over, dear.
‐ 'Okay.'
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'Anyway, how is the house?
All good?'
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There was a bad smell
coming out of one of the rooms.
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But then I realised it
was coming from my mom.
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'Okay.'
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'Where shall I leave the papers?'
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Actually, Geeta
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we have a Founder's Day party
this evening at our office.
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Why don't you come here?
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'Today?'
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One minute. Hold the call.
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Yes, Pammi?
‐ Sir, Riya ma'am is on the line.
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Okay, transfer it.
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Hello, Riya.
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Long time, no see ya.
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I haven't transferred it yet, sir.
I'll do it now.
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Hello? Riya?
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All okay?
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[Riya] Chaddha you were right.
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'I need to relax.'
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'I'm coming to your party tonight.'
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Very good, Riya.
Please come. I knew it.
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'Well, have you decided which charity
you're donating to?'
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The same old. Violence against women.
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'Oh, okay.'
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'Okay, see you then.'
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See you. Bye.
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Hello, Geeta?
‐ [Geeta] Hello.
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Hello.
‐ 'Yes, so..'
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'my answer is yes.'
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What do you mean yes?
‐ 'I mean..'
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'you were inviting me to the party,
right? Okay, I'll come.'
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Yes. Okay, good..
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'And I'll get the papers, too.'
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Good idea.
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'Okay, see you in the evening.'
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Okay, bye.
‐ 'Bye.'
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Hanging out with two girls at once.
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Chaddha, you're the man.
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Brothers and your sisters..
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Welcome to
Wilkins Chawla Founder's Day
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cum‐tombola night‐cum..
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free liquor.
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But first of all,
let's take a moment
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to see Chawla ji's photos.
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Chawla ji, our founder.
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He was a great man.
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He used to work hard
and party hard, too. ‐ Wow.
263
00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:26,960
Those were the parties
to remember.
264
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,560
We used to drink a lot.
265
00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:33,920
So..
266
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,200
we miss you, Chawla ji.
267
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,520
We miss you, Chawla ji!
268
00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:41,840
Long live Chawla ji!.
269
00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:42,920
Come on..
270
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:44,560
Drink as much as you want.
271
00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:57,760
One minute. Geeta!
272
00:13:58,680 --> 00:13:59,680
Hi.
‐ Hi.
273
00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:01,880
Hello.
‐ Hello.
274
00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:05,240
I mean..
275
00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:10,200
We, in the paper industry,
welcome everyone like this.
276
00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:13,520
Greetings.
‐ Hello, T. P.! Hello! ‐ Sir?
277
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:17,880
Sir, sir.
‐ See?
278
00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:20,720
Rukmani is here,
but Radha is nowhere to be seen.
279
00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:22,040
Thank you, T.P.
Thank you.
280
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:28,400
Greetings.
Housewife versus mistress.
281
00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:30,600
It's a trend in the industry.
‐ The situation is intense now.
282
00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:32,840
So, it's necessary to speak
in code words.
283
00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:34,160
Got it?
284
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,240
So, Chaddha sir is Krishna.
285
00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:38,520
And Geeta is Rukmani.
286
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,320
And Riya ma'am is Radha.
287
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:42,600
Me?
288
00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:45,480
I'm Hanuman in a guest appearance.
289
00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:47,640
Go!
290
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:52,440
Kutty, your zip is open.
291
00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:53,960
What? Which zip?
292
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:57,120
Three, two, one.. Winner.
293
00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:58,960
I won, I won..
‐ This is cheating..
294
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:01,560
How can a 'Lungi' have a fly?
He..
295
00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:10,680
"Kids drink with soda
Men drink neat"
296
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:14,600
"I drank litres of alcohol
Little by little"
297
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:17,400
"I drank litres of alcohol
Little by little"
298
00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:18,480
Okay.
299
00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:21,760
Five, zero, 50.
‐ Hey, Pammi!
300
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,720
My dear!
301
00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:29,640
A flirty wife..
302
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:30,800
three and five..
303
00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:32,000
35.
‐ Hey..
304
00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:35,560
Make way, son. I'm going to announce
the numbers now.
305
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:39,560
Nobody reads tombola numbers
better than me.
306
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,640
For every number, I have a punchline.
307
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,400
And some are really naughty ones.
308
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:47,880
To do this with me..
309
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,960
girls are standing in line.
310
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:53,120
Sexy, sexy 69.
311
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:56,960
Sir, the number is 33.
312
00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:59,120
Yeah, but the 69 joke is better.
313
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,920
Please be precise.
Is it 69 or 33?
314
00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:04,560
Sir, please read properly.
‐ Okay, I will..
315
00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,720
33. Three, three, 33.
‐ Thank you.
316
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,120
Okay, next..
‐ It's not there.
317
00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:11,120
If I see such legs
318
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,080
I'd go straight to heaven.
319
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:16,142
Sweet number.. 11.
320
00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:22,920
Okay, this is the best one.
321
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,160
Best punchline ever.
322
00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:27,080
Young in age but legally clear.
323
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:30,480
Sweet and sexy 16.
324
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:32,480
Dear.. 16, dear.
325
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,280
That was a rhyme.
326
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:37,120
It's a young age,
but it's legally clear, right?
327
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,680
What are you doing?
‐ There is no such number, sir.
328
00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:40,800
People are not getting it, man.
329
00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:43,880
Go.
330
00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,080
Your zip is open.
331
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:51,920
A lizard!
332
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:55,360
Three, two, one point five.
333
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:57,960
One.. Anjali won.
334
00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:12,480
Nobody laughed at
my jokes today.
335
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,720
The tombola ones.
‐ It's okay.
336
00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:17,960
Henceforth, crack decent jokes,
it'll suit you.
337
00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:24,160
Hi. ‐ Hi, Riya. You're here?
Did you get any traffic on your way?
338
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:27,480
What happened?
‐ This is Geeta.
339
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:30,120
I'm with her now.
You've lost your chance with me now.
340
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:32,560
Shut up, Chaddha!
341
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,520
I'm Riya Pahwa.
‐ Geeta Varun.
342
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:39,840
Nice to meet you.
343
00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:41,520
Same here.
344
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,600
Where can I get a drink?
‐ The bar is right there.
345
00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:48,720
Okay.
346
00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:55,200
No. ‐ Chaddha sir.
‐ T. P..
347
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,680
Sir, Radha on the dance floor.
348
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,560
Chuck Rukmani.
349
00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:06,920
You..
350
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:08,880
like thumb wrestling?
351
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:15,840
Hey, bro,
what are you doing?
352
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:21,760
Cheapster!
353
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:24,080
Yes.
354
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,040
I haven't won anything this evening.
355
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:31,320
I feel like an absolute loser.
356
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:32,680
So please..
357
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:34,760
Okay?
358
00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:36,040
Kutty..
359
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,240
Parmeet wants to tell you something.
360
00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:40,040
Hey, DJ Chubby.
361
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,360
You made me crazy today.
362
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:43,800
It was freaking amazing.
363
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:46,760
You will be the DJ at our wedding.
364
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:49,760
Yes?
‐ Yes.
365
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:54,240
Thank you!
366
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:56,040
Thank you!
367
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,720
Amazing.
‐ Thank you!
368
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:24,200
Hey, Amit.
I was looking for you.
369
00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:25,640
Is it?
370
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,360
I heard that you're getting a transfer
from Faridabad.
371
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:29,960
Yes.
372
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,640
I felt that I should see more of the world.
373
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,040
Anyway, best of luck.
374
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,520
Did you tell anyone in the office?
375
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,480
No. No one.
376
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,160
And you, too.
Please don't tell anyone.
377
00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:45,760
You should've at least
told your friends.
378
00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:47,000
Pammi.
379
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,120
Saleem sir, be careful.
Careful.
380
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,920
200 for 100..
200 for 100 on Saleem sir.
381
00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,360
200 for 100..
‐ Pammi.
382
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:01,400
I need to tell you something.
‐ 200 for 100..
383
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,320
That was good!
384
00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:08,120
Now my turn.
‐ You lost to a girl?
385
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,840
Let me see who is stronger.
386
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:13,760
Amit and Pammi.
387
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:15,400
Pammi will win.
388
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,760
Wow. It's a close fight.
389
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,160
Yes..
‐ Focus..
390
00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:22,560
Distract her.
What happened?
391
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:26,640
Well done, Pammi!
Well done!
392
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:28,760
Pammi.
393
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:35,400
Hey, Amit. It's okay, man! It's just a game.
Don't be so disappointed.
394
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,000
This was the best game.
395
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,120
I'm a champion at this.
396
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:47,480
Juice, please.
‐ Yes.
397
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,000
Hello.
‐ Hi.
398
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:56,760
So..
399
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,520
Do you know Chaddha since college?
400
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,320
No, I'm his broker.
401
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,960
This is our first casual meet.
402
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:05,880
Okay.
403
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:07,560
How nice.
404
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:12,280
This party has been organised well, right?
405
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:14,760
I'm enjoying a lot.
406
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:16,800
Yeah.
407
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:18,520
Me, too.
408
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:21,960
Me, too.
409
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,560
You were amazing tonight.
410
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,120
Thank you.
411
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,400
I feel like I should..
412
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:37,440
What are you doing?
413
00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:50,640
Sir. One beer, please.
414
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:55,120
And one cosmopolitan with
some 'Chaat Masala' on the rim.
415
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:58,520
Seven cherries and an umbrella.
Yeah.
416
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:01,680
So, Kitty and you are dating again?
417
00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:06,760
Sap, baby tiger..
418
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,880
Have you ordered my drink or not?
419
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:13,280
Yeah. Hey, make it quick.
‐ Did you tell him about the umbrella?
420
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:15,640
So cute!
421
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:19,440
Amit, man,
I am totally in love with this guy!
422
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,520
He's made me crazy!
423
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:24,280
Like, I'm crazy about you, Sapan.
424
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:26,240
This is my favourite cocktail.
425
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:29,280
But do you know which
is my most favourite cocktail?
426
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:33,920
Which one?
‐ Sex on the beach..
427
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:37,240
Please say in front of everyone
that I'm your wild cat.
428
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:39,400
Yeah?
Please say I'm your wild cat.
429
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,720
Say me I'm your wild cat.
‐ You are my wild cat.
430
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:46,120
We are dating.
After all these months
431
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:50,080
Saps realised his mistake
and he apologised.
432
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:53,240
And I suddenly wrapped
myself in his arms
433
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:56,200
and then, my bra strap popped open.
434
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,880
And, then, you know what happened?
He's very naughty.
435
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,800
But I'm so excited, man!
436
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,680
You're happy, right?
‐ I'm happy.
437
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:05,200
Kitty..
438
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:06,720
Saps.
439
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,160
Hey..
440
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:13,280
Hi.
441
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,160
You smoke?
‐ No, thank you.
442
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:20,960
Why are you here alone?
443
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,800
Felt like being alone, so..
444
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,520
I'm actually.. I'm so sorry.
I can leave. ‐ No..
445
00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:28,360
It's okay.
446
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:30,400
Sure?
447
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:36,240
Amit, what am I doing here?
448
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:43,200
This question..
‐ No. When I spoke to Chaddha
449
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:45,160
in the morning,
over the phone
450
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:50,480
hearing from him,
I felt that I should come here.
451
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,640
I shouldn't have taken things
for granted.
452
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,840
Wow, I never felt that you are..
453
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,320
I mean..
‐ Even I didn't.
454
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:12,040
Hey! Have you made up
your mind about the transfer?
455
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:14,800
Yes, absolutely! A hundred percent.
‐ Good.
456
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,200
A new beginning..
457
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:19,320
with new people
at the new office.
458
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:21,160
Yeah. I really need that.
459
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:23,280
I'm sure you'll like it.
460
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:26,400
Yep.
461
00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:29,360
Pammi..
462
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:31,960
Brother..
463
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:34,800
Bro, I'll do it this time..
‐ Hey, don't worry.
464
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:36,320
Careful, hold him.
465
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:41,960
So?
466
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:44,080
Do you want to thumb wrestle again?
467
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:47,280
Why? Are you scared?
468
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:49,800
You're terrified
469
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,480
to thumb wrestle with a girl..
470
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:55,600
What happened?
471
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:58,320
Man, I..
472
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:04,240
What?
‐ Pammi, I love you.
473
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:08,840
I really, really do.
474
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:13,600
What?
475
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:15,480
I just..
476
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,800
I just wanted to say it once and..
477
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:20,640
I did.
478
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:30,600
You don't know how difficult..
‐ Hey, no. No!
479
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,000
Don't.. Don't worry about it.
480
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:35,160
Actually, you.. Don't say anything.
‐ You're my best friend.
481
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:43,800
Yeah, I don't want to remain just friends.
482
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:47,640
Do you get it?
483
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:53,880
I can't do this anymore.
484
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:56,160
I'm just sorry.
485
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,280
No.. ‐ No? I mean..
‐ Okay, Chaddha.
486
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:07,880
Hi.
‐ I'm off.
487
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,400
I had a great time.
‐ Cool.
488
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:13,440
And I hope that you collect
a lot of money
489
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:14,560
for domestic‐abuse victims.
490
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,160
Yes..
There is a box over there.
491
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,200
Okay. ‐ Okay.
‐ I'll see you soon.
492
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:25,360
One minute. Riya..
493
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:27,745
Riya, I just wanted to say..
494
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,560
I hope I didn't break your heart.
495
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:36,040
Okay.
496
00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:37,360
Bye.
497
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:46,080
She's amazing, right?
498
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:51,160
So, in the end, Sonia left Manmohan
499
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:53,120
and Krishna got Rukmani.
500
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,320
But Riya isn't angry with me.
501
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:02,360
So, Krishna got Radha, too.
502
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:03,960
Net‐net.
503
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:07,120
Jagdeep Chaddha
handled the situation very well.
504
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:08,960
Nobody got hurt.
505
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,080
Just 10 minutes ago.
506
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,680
I didn't understand what..
507
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:28,600
Aunty, I'll talk to you later.
508
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:30,480
Amit, I..