"To me.."
Happy birthday, Chaddha sir.
What? What did you say, Pammi?
Happy birthday, Chaddha sir.
Couldn't hear that. Please say it louder.
Happy birthday, Chaddha sir.
Your voice should reach the people in the next building.
What did you say, Pammi?
Pammi, say it again.
Every year, on this day, on my birthday, the staff goes crazy.
You know, I share my birthday with Kangana Ranaut.
We will have a long chat on this topic if we ever meet.
By the way, even I came into this industry without a godfather.
Social media must be on fire.
More than 30 people have wished me. ‐ Wow.
There's going to be an awesome party today.
Kutty, you're late. ‐ Sorry, sir.
But I'm letting you go today, because it's my birthday.
Thanks.
Amit.
All good? ‐ Yes, sir.
Okay.
By the way, happy birthday, sir. ‐ Amit, my dear friend..
Chaddha sir is always super excited on his birthday.
He personally calls everyone who wishes him on social media
to say 'thank you'.
Before you know it, it's five in the evening.
And then cake cutting
and once the cake is cut, who's going to work after that.
Right?
Did you get to know anything?
Has your doctor called you? ‐ No.
I haven't received the report from the clinic yet.
Happy Chaddha Day, sir. Here is the offertory.
I went to the temple in the morning to pray for you. ‐ T. P.
You are impossible. I mean.. ‐ Sir.. Sir, let me touch your feet.
T.P., no.. ‐ Sir, just a minute.
T.P., what are you doing? ‐ Sir, one minute..
I.. ‐ T. P., please. ‐ Sir.. Sir. I..
Sir.. ‐ T. P.. T. P., please.
All right, sir.
I want to plan your birthday party, sir.
No, dude.
Anjali and her beautiful friends are in charge of it.
Well, it is a woman's job, anyway.
Then, sir, the evening party.. ‐ Man!
Let the surprise remain a surprise, T. P.
Yes, this.. ‐ I don't even know what's going on here.
But, sir.. he is asking for a down payment.
Will you take the down payment from me on my birthday?
Sorry. Sorry, sir. Sorry.
One hundred and eleven..
Plus five, 17.
Shall we get those happy birthday balloons? ‐ Okay.
No. Why should we buy new balloons every time?
Let's use the leftovers from Republic Day.
Hello, sisters..
Hello, Anjali.
Chaddha sir wants a six‐kilogram cake and a two‐and‐a‐half feet card.
What? ‐ Yes.
And 10 bhangra dancers to dance around the cake
who are well‐built sardars.
And if possible, a helicopter
from which he'll land on the terrace. Like..
No.
We are planning this party, not him.
Anjali ji. ‐ Mishra ji.
Happy birthday, Riya.
[Riya] Today isn't my birthday, Jagdeep.
Really? I thought we both share the same birthday.
'Happy birthday, Jagdeep.' ‐ Thank you, Riya.
'Are you in front of that camera?' ‐ No.
It's just me and you here.
You can say anything.
I mean you can pour your heart out.
'Bye.'
Just call Bhadoria.
Hurry up, Bhadoria.
Put this on the plate, too. Okay?
Who brought this, Bhadoria? ‐ Sir, that..
Your Highness, look, someone got sweets on my birthday.
Please have some.
Happy birthday. ‐ Thank you.
I don't know how this year..
Sir, happy birthday.
I'm really sorry, man. ‐ It's okay.
By the way, when are you getting the reports?
By afternoon.
I've asked for a second opinion
so it's going to take some time. ‐ Hey, what happened?
What? Second opinion on what?
Doctors have told me that I have skin cancer, so..
Just..
No.. No, it's okay.
Manisha Koirala also had it.
She has just recovered.
What, man! Did you watch that viral video
in which she was so drunk.. ‐ Kitty.. Kitty.
Not now, please.
Yeah?
When someone dies
I can't hold my tears.
Like, Sridevi ji's death was the world's saddest death
and my sister's too.
Bhadoria, my..
My favourite pastries!
I don't know who got sweets on my birthday, man.
Today's your birthday? ‐ Yes.
Happy birthday. ‐ You didn't know?
You're a disgrace to the HR department.
Hey, sorry. I forgot.
Is that so? ‐ Yes.
In that case, I forgot to offer you pastries.
You're not serious. ‐ I am!
And these are very good.
Skin cancer? That's treatable, man.
Everything will be all right. Don't worry.
You're right.
How do you know that everything will be all right?
Don't give him false hopes.
I mean it will be all right. Don't worry.
Make sure you make a black dog lick a lemon on Saturdays.
Ma'am, it's a parcel for..
They are here, man!
Thank you! Thank you, everyone!
Where are the others?
Who others? ‐ Hey! They are here!
Where are the rest of the dancers?
My worst birthday..
I was 7 years old and my mom had made okra semolina 'Laddus'.
And I had loose motions after eating it.
All my friends enjoyed for the next three hours
while I was crying sitting on the commode.
And when I came out, everybody had left for a movie
except for my 87‐year‐old granny
who used to call me Subodh.
"Wake up, soldier Mother India is in need"
Shut up, idiot!
What a sad birthday.
Nobody has written anything on my face either.
Only Mummy ji loves me.
Sir, I also love you.
If you want, you can try my motherly affection. ‐ Yuck, T. P.!
What nonsense!
Sir, I can't replace your respected mother
but there's no harm in trying. Come..
T.P.. Leave! T. P., leave me!
Let go of me, you idiot!
When will Kutty get to know?
By afternoon.
Poor thing.
If I had only seven days to live
I would've travelled all of India, from Kashmir to Kanyakumari.
And Europe, too. Switzerland.
And I would've died only after getting a degree in fine arts.
My last week would have been quite busy.
No. Don't bother about premium quality.
You just tell me the quantity.
Yes. Yes..
It'll be done.. Yes. Yes.
Okay.. Bye. Bye..
Everybody! Attention, please!
Attention, please, employees!
Chaddha sir, come.. Now.. Hurry up.
Attention, please!
Friends, today, 42 years ago..
A few years ago, Chaddha sir arrived into this world at this very moment.
I mean to say his mother gave birth to him.
Applause!
Stop it. It's okay.
No, sir. It's not okay.
We are going to lift you up today, just like
the Indian team lifted Sachin after they won the World Cup in 2011.
Come on. Rinchin, Kutty, come.
Kutty! ‐ Come on, Kutty.
Why are you sitting all sad?
Over here, sir. Under the balloons.
Come.. ‐ Can I join, too? ‐ Come..
I think we should cheer Kutty up.
How about getting a gift for him?
Yes. But then we'll miss Chaddha sir's party.
Just like they lifted Sachin. ‐ Oh, my!
Chaddha.. Chaddha sir!
One, two, three. ‐ Chaddha.. Chaddha sir!
Chaddha.. Chaddha sir!
Yeah! Yeah! ‐ Chaddha.. Chaddha sir!
Throw him up in the air. ‐ Hey..
Chaddha sir..
Did he pass out?
Chaddha sir. Chaddha sir is hurt.
Chaddha sir.. ‐ T. P., move. T. P., move away.
Sapan.
Sapan. ‐ Where's Sapan? ‐ Hey, Def Col!
I.. I'll get water.
Sir, give me your hand.
Here is the parcel. ‐ Yes. It's mine. Mine.
How much? ‐ Rs. 499.
Rs. 499.
One minute.
Rs. 400.
50, 60, 70, 80, 90. Rs. 490.
95.. 96..
Why should I tip someone for something that I can do myself?
Huh?
Yes, I tipped a doctor once,
because I couldn't remove my kidney stone on my own.
A chicken curry treat for all of you.
From me.
Sir, the entire office is smelling now. It'll remain till tomorrow.
Aroma, not smell, Anjali. Come on.
Have it, everyone. Come. ‐ Sir.
I'm a pure vegetarian.
Where did you get it from?
I like chicken curry only from Kukkad Klan. ‐ Is it?
Then, go to your Kukkad Klan.
I'll have the chicken. All of it.
Go. Get out of my way.
Once, in college, a beautiful girl passed me a slip.
'Happy birthday. I love you.'
When I looked at her
she said, 'Pass it to the guy in front of you.'
So, on my birthday
I was passing slips between the two of them.
That was my second worst birthday.
Amit.
It's me. It's me.
Sorry. You aren't hurt, are you?
Dude!
Pammi, catch.
We have bought a lot of things for Kutty today.
Like chocolate, noodles and cake
which he loves.
He loves both coffee and toffee.
So we have bought a big pack of coffee‐flavoured toffee. ‐ No.
No, we've bought toffee‐flavoured coffee.
Amit knows nothing.
Well, we have also bought.. a pen drive for him.
We are going to put Mallu aunty films on it
so that he can secretly watch them at the office.
Kutty is so sweet, right?
Yes. Go, sit down.
Give it to me. I'll take this.
Anjali ji, let it be.
Mishra ji, I'm from the party‐planning committee.
Anjali ji, there's no room for error on Chaddha sir's birthday.
All right. You keep it.
Anjali ji..
Our meeting is still on, right?
Yes, but you won't get any cream.
What if I want cream?
You won't get any cream.
Ma'am, bill this separately.
You use ladies talcum powder?
No, not at all.
You know, when I change pillow covers
I sprinkle some on them, so..
It improves my sleep quality.
What?
Hey, tell me. What?
It's a great idea. I'm going to try as well.
Yes, go ahead. There's nothing funny in it.
Yes?
What is it, man?
Chaddha sir, please don't open your eyes.
Don't open your eyes. ‐ I won't. What?
"Happy birthday to you, Chaddha sir"
What?
"Happy birthday to you, Chaddha sir"
There was no need for all this.
"Happy birthday to me"
"Happy birthday.."
There was really no need..
Didn't I tell you I want a six‐kilogram cake?
Anjali ji? ‐ Very nice, man.
Sir, blow the candles. ‐ Yes.. Okay. Ready?
Kutty, later. Okay?
Kutty!
Okay. Ready? ‐ Yes.
Come on..
All right.
Hello. Hello..
The results are not ready yet.
Hello. Listen, the birthday boy is here
and you guys are having a secret meeting.
Chaddha sir, please. ‐ What?
We all are waiting for a call from Kutty's doctor
so that we can know if he has skin cancer or not.
Sorry.
It had to happen today.
I mean it's very bad news.. for both of us.
Don't worry.
Chaddha sir, blow the candles. Come on.
It's still burning.
Blow harder. ‐ T. P., man!
Company's insurance plan is quite good.
It will cover everything.
Kutty, good news.
I read about skin cancer on the Internet.
98 percent people recover from it.
What about the remaining 2 percent?
Be positive, buddy.
It's skin cancer after all, not brain cancer.
Okay. All right. Thanks.
Why are you depressed then? Come on, let's party.
Jagdeep, I don't think anyone's in the mood for a party.
'I don't think anyone's in the mood for a party.'
Kutty, do one thing. You.. take a half day today.
Sir, if I go home, my thoughts will drive me insane.
And if you stay back here, you will drive me insane.
I mean I'll be worried thinking that I might lose you.
Hey, where were you?
Now don't tell me that you were in the toilet,
because I checked both gents and ladies toilet myself.
T.P., you went inside the ladies toilet?
I'm telling Chaddha sir. ‐ Hey!
You owe me one. ‐ Hello, everybody!
I've decided that we
will take Kutty out in order to cheer him up.
I hope you haven't planned this for yourself.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
I will never ever do something like that.
T.P., dude! Who put up that board there?
Sir, you asked me to.. ‐ No.. Quiet, T. P.
Shall I take it down? ‐ No..
Let it be if it's already there now.
Come on.. Bumper car. Kutty.
You'll really love it. Come..
Get out of my way..
Kutty, you're having fun, right?
Yes? You're having fun, right?
Sarla ji. ‐ Chaddha sir..
I trapped you.
I won! ‐ Yes!
Sarla ji, how was it? ‐ Hey!
Sarla ji, be a man! A man!
She is scared. Sarla ji is scared.
I got you. ‐ Okay.
Today, I banged Sapan 29 times.
Damn sweet. ‐ Good. At least, Kutty smiled a bit.
Yeah. ‐ I know. I couldn't have smiled. ‐ Oh, my God!
What has happened to you, Kitty?
Nothing. But anything can happen, right?
After all, you never know what's around the corner.
So, you better express all your feelings today.
If I go bald like Anushka, then you..
Oh, God! Sapan, I think something's happening to me, Sapan.
I'm feeling anxious.
Oh, no! Sapan!
Sapan..
He's so rude.
Hey..
I have come here several times.
I'm a great driver, you know.
I could've easily gone into F1.
But then I wouldn't have had time for my wife and kids.
And I want to a wife, definitely. And kids too.
Hey! ‐ Hey!
Chaddha sir, you? ‐ Geeta?
She helped me get my flat.
How are you? ‐ I'm good. How about you?
Is he your boy? ‐ No, he's my sister's son.
He is with me today.
Hey, what's your name? ‐ Manthan.
Would you like to play bumper car with me? ‐ Yes.
Come.. ‐ Hey, Chaddha sir. ‐ Come..
Come.. ‐ Thank you.
Come on. Let's go..
Yay! ‐ Yay. ‐ Here you go.
I'm right behind you. ‐ Wow. ‐ Yay!
Come on.
Come..
Hello. Yes.
Okay. Thank you.
What happened? ‐ Results are negative.
Wow. ‐ I'd told you that you will be fine.
Why do these things always happen to good people?
Sir? ‐ Kutty, don't worry.
We'll miss you, Kutty.
We'll miss you, man.
So, negative means good news
according to the doctors.
It doesn't make any sense.
I mean, these people can't do sales.
'Negative'.
Thanks, Pammi.
No..
Really? ‐ Yeah.
He's perfectly all right.
Chaddha sir. We have got something for you, too.
You didn't have to. I mean..
Dude, you people are..
How did you know that I ran out of deodorant?
You guys care about me so much.
It was a great day today.
I don't know why.
But I had a great time today.