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Kids' day.
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Once every year, the employees
bring their kids to the office
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so that they get to know what
their parents do all day at work.
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But I can't handle kids.
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However, I'll need to do that
after marriage, so..
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It's like net practice.
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Two copies of this.
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Pammi.. after the wedding who will
play rummy and will grow her..
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Even Sunny Leone doesn't wear
such dark red lipstick.
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Sir, please not today.
‐ Why?
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What is it today?
No jokes day?
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Only veg jokes day.
‐ Why?
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Kids have come.
‐ So?
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They aren't mine.
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It's not like I don't like kids.
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But bringing kids
to an adults‐only office..
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I mean, we don't do any
childish work here.
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Like, serious 'adulterous'
meetings happen here.
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We crack non‐veg jokes.
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Do police officers take their
kids to work?
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Look, son. This is how
we do encounters.
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Yeah, you fire, too.
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Copy, please.
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Sir?
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Say something to them.
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Why are you forcing me?
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Okay.
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Kids, myself Jagdeep Chaddha Uncle.
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I'm the manager of Wilkins Chawla Faridabad
branch.
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And I'm..
‐ Shut up!
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Do you know
what's a branch manager?
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Okay, let me tell you.
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Suppose this is a school.
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Then what am I?
The principal.
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And your parents are
my naughty students.
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Now tell me.
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Whom shall I punish?
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Tell me.
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Doraemon will come and tickle you.
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Hi, Shakti.
‐ Say good morning to didi.
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For you.
‐ Hey..
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She's shy.
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Hey, Shakti..
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Hello, Ms. Future of the nation.
‐ Hi.
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Having 'Hing' cola?
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First, tell me what do you call
'Hing' in English?
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I don't know. Do you know?
‐ Yes.
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Asafoetida.
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'Asa.. fatega'.
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'Asa.. foetida'.
‐ Come..
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Come on. Asafoetida.. As..
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So, what Dad does
in this office is..
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He's got file cabinet.
He's got one that
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doesn't open. Second one.
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Opens.
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Ledger, take.
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This is very interesting.
Everything's inside.
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And..
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It is so many files.
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I think Seema likes sports.
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Tennis, basketball.
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Now she's learning computer.
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If she gets one, she doesn't
stop playing around with it.
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Seema.. Everything is open.. Seema..
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Your Majesty, your file.
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Chaddha?
‐ Yes?
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You must've met my daughter,
Haseen. ‐ Yeah. Of course.
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She's grown up so much
since last year.
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Tension time, huh, Saleem?
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What do you mean?
‐ I mean..
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Teenage years and dad's worries.
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Her hormones must be raging.
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Chaddha, she's only 15.
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Yeah. Yes.
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Sweet 15.
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Nice age..
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No, I don't want to be a daddy.
I want to be a fun uncle.
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Funcle.
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You know, the one with whom
you smoke your first cigarette.
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The one who passes you a peg
under the table during a wake.
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That's me.
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Jagdeep Chaddha Funcle.
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So, that ace maplitho problem..
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There's no problem, sir.
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The client is just asking if the
papers are uncoated or wood‐free..
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So.. Arnab!
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Shut up, oldie.
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Sir.. Sorry, sir.
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Arnab?
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Mom?
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Arnab, I'm going to beat you up.
Arnab!
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I couldn't manage Arnab
from the start.
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He was born quite a few years
after my wedding.
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So, I lost practice
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of raising kids.
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Arnab!
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Arnab, that's ink,
not 'Kala Khatta'.
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Keep these biscuits here.
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This is the conference room.
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Hey. What do we say to aunties?
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May I help you?
‐ Yes.
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No thanks.
Your hands are very small.
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I mean, if you drop the crockery,
I won't be able to shout at you.
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Baby, let's..
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No, come here. Come here,
my cutie potato. Come here.
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So cute.
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What's your name?
‐ Come, let's go.
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Baby..
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She's so cute, right?
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I feel like eating her with ketchup.
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Don't you want kiddies?
‐ No.
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You don't want kiddies?
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No problem.
I'll have your share also.
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Two plus two four.
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So much fun.
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Kitty and I, we got together
just for fun, right?
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But for Kitty, fun means wedding
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and having a lot of kids.
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For me, fun is like, you know,
maybe there's a little bit of booze
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maybe there's some nose candy,
you know, to get things going like..
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And, you know, like,
maybe I'm in my car..
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You know, I'm in my car and
there's some good music on
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like EDM is playing.
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You know, and I'm driving my car
and, like, suddenly you hear a..
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you know, you hear a siren.
Police is after me.
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And you can just sense it,
you know.
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They are following me,
like, crash!
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Crash! I've crashed.
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Because of the car chase.
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And they put me in jail.
Like, go to jail.
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Then, my dad comes.
My dad comes and he's like
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'Hey, I've come to bail you.
Aren't you ashamed, son?'
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And I'm like, 'Yeah, Dad. I'm ashamed,
but it's done now. So, like, it's cool.'
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Now, that's fun.
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That's fun. Yeah.
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If Mehta sa'ab didn't order, then..
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Where did you come from?
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Mehta sa'ab, not you.
I wouldn't say that to you.
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Not that. Put it back.
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Not that cat. Mehta sa'ab,
I'll call you later. Just a minute.
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What's her name? You don't know.
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Hello, Madhukar's daughter.
Where did she go?
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Hey!
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Seema, right?
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Your dad was saying
that you like crafts.
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Shall we draw
with pencil shavings?
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This is not school.
I'm not in school.
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Today, even if one kid likes me,
I'm done.
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Just one kid.
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Hey, what are you reading?
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Mark Twain's Tom Sawyer.
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Wow! That's my favourite novel.
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Have you read Huckleberry Finn?
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That's even more fun.
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No.
‐ No?
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You know, I have an idea.
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I know a website where you can
download all these books.
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You want some?
‐ Yes, sure. ‐ Come.
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Hi, Amit.
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Hi, Seema.
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Seema, lovely name. Come, sit.
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Yes.. Mehta sa'ab, I'm sorry.
That time..
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No, I have all the time
in the world for you.
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I can talk
to you for months.
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Oh, yes.
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No. Nothing happened.
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Not that.
Not you, Mehta sa'ab.
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Mehta sa'ab, I'll do one thing.
I'll call you back in a while.
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Yeah, sorry. Kid! Not that.
Give that to me. It's mine.
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Sorry. You play with this one.
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This is fun.
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Or look at this.
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Look what this is.
What is this?
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Paper punch. No.
Its name is..
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Mr. Chompo.
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My favourite food is
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paper. Look at this. Paper.
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He ate all the paper.
Where's the paper?
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Look here. There it is.
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What shall we do with it?
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Welcome to Air India.
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You can come this side.
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And there you go.
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Thank you, Amit Uncle.
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Ahh!
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Tough girl.
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Aah.
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'Aah, ooh.'
What is this?
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He's lying.
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Hey, T. P.
‐ What?
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Girl, come here.
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I'll give you real knowledge.
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Come on. In the name of the Lord
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breathe in and
put all your force here. Come on.
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Come on, Seema.
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That's enough.
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Enough.
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This is nothing.
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Now, it's my turn.
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Keep your hand steady.
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Hail Guru Natha Nath!
‐ T. P., please!
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The one who feels pain
is not a man.
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Hey! What are you doing?
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I want to use the Net. I'm bored.
I want to watch that new movie.
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This is the office Wi‐Fi. You can't
use it for these silly things.
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But oldie watches soaps on her
computer all the time.
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Why don't you say anything to her?
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Arnab, shut up.
Or else, I'm going to slap you.
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Sarla ji, these are office rules..
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You call your
respected mother 'oldie'?
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With love, dude.
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You'll call me 'T. P. ji'.
Got it?
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'P.P. ji'?
‐ 'T. P. ji'.
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Okay, listen. Tell me what kind
of P. P. is it? Horn sound or..
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Okay, bye, P. P. ji.
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P.P..
‐ Hey! Not this..
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Hey, no.
‐ Not this one. Rascal.
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Okay, bye, P. P.
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P.P..
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Idiot, cultureless child.
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Oh, yeah. Okay, sure.
‐ It's okay.
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I really like coffee.
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Ice macchiato, that's my favourite.
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I can have like
a million of them every day.
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Okay, cool.
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Wingers?
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It's the best place
for coffee you know.
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Sorry, what?
‐ Wingers?
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That's the best. ‐ Wingers?
‐ Yeah. ‐ I don't know.
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You don't know Wingers?
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Oh, my God! That's..
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You know what? Do one thing,
just give me your number.
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And I'll just call you
whenever I go there next.
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It's just..
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Hey! Somebody is stealing my jacket
from my desk.
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Sapan, listen, just..
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Okay, tell me about your playlist.
‐ I don't play. I..
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I don't play at all.
I don't..
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Don't let Haseen be alone?
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No, sir, because
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actually, in this office
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some people, like
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they're very free.
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How dare you?
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If I see you with my daughter again,
you're going to get it from me.
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You think you're a hero?
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Just one second, Sapan Gill..
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It'll take just a second for me
to turn you from hero to zero, got it?
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Saleem Ghilani is my name.
Understand?
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The name of the quiz is
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'Solve It Yourself, Kids'.
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Okay? So first question.
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Now, tell me..
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Who invented the computer?
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British mathematician
Benedict Cumber..
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No, sorry. Alan Turing.
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One more English hoax.
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Minus 15.
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Computer was invented
by ancient Indians.
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Got it?
‐ But..
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But they didn't even
have electricity.
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That's the saddest part.
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If they had electricity
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we just had to push
the power button and today
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the history of the world would
have been quite different.
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Next question.
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What is it that we put in our
ears and listen to devotional hymns?
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P.P., MP3 player, man.
‐ Yes.
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Who invented MP3 player?
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Definitely some Indian.
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Very good. ‐ Thank you.
‐ But who was it?
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Yo Yo Honey Singh? Badshah?
‐ Minus 20!
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'Yo Honey Singh.'
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MP3 was invented
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during the days of Mahabharata.
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It was made when
King Dhritarashtra wanted
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to listen to the war commentary.
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That was the first MP3 player.
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Whoa! T. P., what are you
teaching them?
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I'm teaching history to these kids.
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History?
‐ Hundred percent believable history.
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Just wait and watch,
in the coming days
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they'll have it in their textbooks.
‐ Okay, T. P.
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Go, your time is up.
Okay?
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Go, P. P. ‐ 'T. P.'
‐ Yeah. Go, P. P.
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Take lunch orders for the kids.
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Who likes pizza?
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Me! ‐ For me!
‐ Double.. Double cheese!
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Handling kids is an art.
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And I'm a child artist.
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If I see even one packet
of chilli flakes missing
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then I'll return
the whole consignment.
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Got it?
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My life partner will be the one
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who can discipline naughty kids.
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Like I do.
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I mean my neighbours' kids.
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Not mine.
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Because I don't like kids.
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Okay, kids.
I'll show you something interesting.
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Come.. this side.
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Let's see what your moms and dads do.
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Look at this.
This is our company's paper.
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You guys make paper?
‐ No, we don't make it.
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But those who do,
sell it to us.
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But I buy papers from
a stationery shop.
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Yes, we sell it to them.
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For a higher price, of course.
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But this is cheating, right?
‐ No.
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Cheating? Why?
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Because we can buy them online
at a cheaper price and..
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And you're just a middleman.
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Just a minute..
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If we don't sell it
for a higher price
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then how will your parents
get a salary?
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The clothes that you're wearing,
the pizza which you all love so much.
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'Double cheese.. with cucumber..'
‐ Hey! T. P., what are you doing?
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Do you want to scare them?
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Let's go from here, okay?
Yes? T. P., you go.
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Bye, P. P.
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Bye.
‐ P. P.
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Bye.
‐ 'T. P.'
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Bye, P. P.
‐ Bye. ‐ P. P.
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Sir, 'T. P.'
‐ P. P., man, come on.
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Bye, P. P.
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'T.P.'
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Hey, Sapan.
Kids are waiting, man.
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Do you know?
When I was your age
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I came on TV.
‐ Lie.
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No, really.
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I swear. There was..
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There was a show called
'Khelo Khilone'.
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In one of the ep..
Why am I saying it?
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I'll show you.
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Bhadoria,
go home and tell my mom
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to give you the VHS of
'Khelo Khilone, Gittu Special'.
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And bring the player, too.
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But, sir, I have lunch duty.
‐ What duty?
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I can go..
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Chaddha sir?
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Can I go with Sapan?
‐ Okay.
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Sir, I'm going.
I'll go, and I'll go alone.
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You kids.. You kids have fun.
Yeah? Bye. ‐ Okay.
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Thank you, Sapan.
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Let me show you.
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Double cheese pizza.
What do kids want in life?
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Pizza.
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Love.
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And freedom.
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There is a saying..
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'If you love someone,
set them free.'
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We need to set kids free.
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If they come back,
then they're yours.
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If they don't come back,
they're your neighbour's.
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Okay.
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Ladies, gentlemen and adults.
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Presenting..
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Jagdeep 'Hidden Talent' Chaddha's
childhood debut.
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Play..
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'Khelo Khilone, Gittu Special'..
Hey, not like that..
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Have you not seen a VHS tape before?
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Play. ‐ "If you touch her, she
gets scared.." ‐ Shalu didi!
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Look, it's Shalu didi.
The show's hostess.
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She used to love us kids.
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You can't see much, but her figure
was the best. ‐ Manoj. ‐ Oh, man.
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Isn't that the cricketer,
Manoj Rohira?
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Oh, yeah. ‐ That's him.
‐ Maybe.
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Wow!
‐ He was such a cute kid.
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Okay, tell me. What do you want to be
when you grow up?
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Cricketer.
‐ Wow!
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Wow! What a farsighted kid.
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This is boring.
‐ No, sir, it's good.
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Let me forward this.
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Yes. This. Guess who?
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Who is it?
‐ Guess.
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Okay, tell me. What do you want
to become when you grow up?
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I'll get married
and make one hundred babies.
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Why?
‐ So that I can have many friends
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and they wouldn't say no
to playing with me.
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Do you have a hundred kids?
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Who could have a hundred kids?
‐ King Dhritarashtra.
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So, did you get married?
‐ No.
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I didn't get married. ‐ How many
kids do you have in total?
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None.
‐ Do you have a girlfriend?
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I have.
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No.. I..
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I'm usually busy.. with work.. So..
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In fact, I remembered..
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I have a lot of work right now.
So, see you later, crocodile.
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He is neither coming out
nor letting anyone go inside.
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He must be missing
Shalu didi.
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May I?
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All these things that you gave to Shakti..
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Thanks for that.
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No, it's okay.
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She can keep them.
‐ Trust me, Jagdeep.
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This watch and medical insurance card
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are not of any use to her.
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But thanks.
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All okay?
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You had to ask me
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an HR‐like question?
‐ Yes.
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P.P..
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P.P., move aside, I need to go.
‐ My name is T. P. Mishra. T. P. Mishra.
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Do you understand?
‐ Get lost, you idiot.
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Or else I'll bash you.
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'Idiot'?
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and you're calling me an idiot?
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This is why you're flunking
in the same class for 3 years.
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Duffer. Duffer child. Duffer.
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O‐O‐oldie..
‐ Yes.
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Yes. That's what stupid kids call
their respected mother.
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Duffer. You're a duffer.
‐ Mummy!
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What do you think?
Can I still be a daddy?
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Are you asking medically?
‐ No..
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No, man. Age.
‐ Yeah.
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But before that,
you must get married.
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Maybe Riya.
‐ No, man. All that.. let it be.
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Even Karan Johar didn't get married.
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He has two kids, right.
‐ Surrogacy is an option. Yes.
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But, you know, I want fair kids.
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And light eyes like Hrithik Roshan.
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It's better if the kid
has light hair too.
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Where will I get those?
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I don't know. May I go?
‐ Yeah..
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Listen, Madhu.
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Does Shakti have a favourite uncle?
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Yeah, there is.
My younger brother. Sudhakar.
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Yeah.
I mean some cool uncle type.
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He becomes a kid
when he is with Shakti.
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Okay, cool.
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See you.
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00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,200
Can I take one?
‐ Hi.
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Of course.
‐ Thanks.
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Nice haircut.
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00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:19,360
Thanks. Actually, I want to pierce
my ears too, but Mom doesn't allow me.
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Paper clips?
‐ What?
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Your mom won't like it at all.
439
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Try it.
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Okay.
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Let's do this.
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Yes.
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Jagdeep Chaddha is joining
a matrimonial site
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with a new exciting ID
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so that it's clear
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what kind of a relationship
I want to be in.
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So..
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Childlover92.
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Amit Uncle. Oh, sorry, bro.
‐ Yes?
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00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:13,480
Will you come to our house tonight
for dinner?
451
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,760
Wow, Seema. Thank you so much.
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But I can't come tonight.
Can I come tomorrow?
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Okay?
‐ Why?
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What's so important today, man?
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Tonight, I'm going out for dinner.
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With someone.
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May I come? ‐ Even I'll come.
‐ No, I'm fine.
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Hey! Buddies..
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How can you go before
the grand finale?
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Wait. T. P., get your flute.
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Do you think Chaddha sir
was ever a musician?
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Yes.
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In his school's marching band.
464
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:17,400
Did you know in school..
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There is a poem,
by Mirza Ghalib, I think.
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'Children have the purest heart'
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to which I've added something.
468
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'Children have the purest heart.'
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'Sweet and sour'
470
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'like raw mangoes.'
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I love life.
472
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Love kids.
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Love mangoes.
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First game, first set.