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Suppose we ask for a budget
from the head office.

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They won't give it, sir.

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Or say, 'It's up to you'?
‐ What if they don't give it?

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Then, we must have a backup plan.

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Sir, can you have this discussion
somewhere else? ‐ No.

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Inside?
‐ No. I can't.

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T.P., come on, catch it!

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Catches win matches, sir.
You wanna have some ball?

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Hey, Rinchin, give it here.
I'm your boss.

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Hey! ‐ Mummy!
‐ Sapan!

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Sapan.
‐ Ouch.

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Hail Lord Hanuman.

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Defeat my enemies.
‐ T. P., dude.

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Hail Lord Hanuman.
‐ T. P.

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Hey..

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Sir, take the ball.

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Take the ball, sir.
Take it, sir.

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Okay.

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You're right. I'll go inside.

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Saleem!

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What a dilemma.

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I can't decide
which motorcycle to buy.

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Which one among these
would be 100 percent Indian?

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Amit?

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How would I know?
‐ Yes, how would you know?

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You're on the 12th position right?
‐ 8th.

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It's the same thing.

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Well, what are you getting
as a prize?

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'Samosas'?

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Kukkad Klan's meal vouchers.
‐ Oh, wow.

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That's amazing.

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If you want, we can go
there tomorrow on my bike.

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T.P. Mishra.

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Wilkins Chawla India's
salesman of the year.

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So, he'll get a cash prize
and an award

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at the prestigious
Wilkins Chawla Annual Award Day.

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People in his village
must be celebrating

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because before this

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only Gangaram's bull had won
an award at the cattle fair.

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Pammi.

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This tragedy had to happen to me?

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The sorrow of losing to T. P.

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I didn't mean that.

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I mean, in general, my life is..
‐ Yes..

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Stop whining and have tea.
‐ Good that I found you here, Pammi.

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My husband has sent you
a photo of chairs

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for the wedding stage.
Did you see?

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No. Not now.

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Okay. No problem.

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I'll talk to you later.
‐ No.. Take a seat.

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You guys talk.
I have some work, so..

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I'll see you later.

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You're going?
‐ Yes. ‐ Okay.

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Thank you. Thank you.
‐ Okay.

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The wedding is in June.

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There's a lot of time.

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But sometimes I have to do
wedding‐related work at the office.

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Now, all this might sound weird.

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To everyone.

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But what can I do?

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So.. ear salesman.

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'Ear salesman'?

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Salesman of the 'ear'.

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See, E‐A‐R, Y‐E‐A‐R.

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Same sound, different meaning.

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Wow, sir. Amazing.

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It's called a pun.

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It was a high‐level joke.

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So?
Are you ready with your speech?

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Sir, it's just an award.

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I'll just shake hands
and get a picture clicked.

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No, T. P.

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You have to give a speech.

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In fact, this will be the most
important speech of your life.

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Yes? Get it ready.

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Salesman of the year.

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No.

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Salesman of three years.

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That's right.

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Yours truly has won this award thrice.

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Back to back to back.

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I miss those days.
Hearing my name.

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Going on the stage, praising myself.

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These days awards are no fun.

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Now it's just..

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Give trophies to anyone.

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Sir, if I yell 'Hail Mother India'

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people will have to cheer for me.

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Or else they will be
considered traitors.

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T.P., you've to impress these people.

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And a salesman gets impressed
only by three things.

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Entertainment.

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Entertainment.

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And. ‐ Mother India.
‐ No. Entertainment. What else?

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And you're the..
Who is that..

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Deepika Padukone of
this award show.

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I participated in a debate
when I was in eighth grade.

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Indian products
versus foreign products.

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The moment I went on the stage

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the entire school
started laughing at me.

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Because my fly was open.

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Foreign products won that day.

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And since that day,

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I've never been on any stage.

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No, sir. I can't do this.
‐ You can't.

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You won't stand
even for a minute.

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You can't speak English.

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You don't have a sense of humour.

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Sir, can I say I am constipated
and skip? ‐ No, T. P.

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It's just not your cup of tea.

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There's not enough time either.

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I'll tell you what I can do.

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I can give you enough knowledge,
so that you don't embarrass me there.

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Yes, sir. Please.

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Just teach me,
I'm ready to be your copycat.

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Not just copy, use your
brains too. Stupid ass.

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Sir, was this an advice
or an abuse?

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Abuse.

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Uncle, you're quoting
too much for the chairs.

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Okay, sorry.
Not 'uncle'. Vinod <i>ji</i>.

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So, what if the chairs match
with my wedding dress?

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You..

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Please look into it again.
Check it once again.

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There must be some other option.

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Hello, Trippy Trails?
I want to plan a trip.

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I was thinking of travelling
for a long time.

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I just don't want to think
anymore. That's it.

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Where?

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I haven't thought about it yet.

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Yes, if you're going for
a trek or something..

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No. Not now.

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I was thinking June.

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Second
and the most important.

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Jokes.

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T.P., why can't women do sales?

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Because they're dimwits, sir.

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T.P.,
I'm not asking you the truth.

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It was a joke.

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Okay. That means

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you have to lie to crack jokes?

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You have to be funny to crack jokes.

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Funny. Like?

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Listen, women can't do sales

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because they care
less about the sale of their goods

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and more about good sales.

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Sir, do you remember your
old speech?

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By heart, T. P.

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All three. ‐ Then forget
all this and give me that.

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No, man. Everyone remembers it.

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Forget all this. If you want to
impress the audience

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choose an explosive topic
for your speech.

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Explosive topic..
‐ Don't write it down.

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I'll give you a demo.

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Hello, everybody.

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Last Diwali,
nobody got a bonus.

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So, this month the company
is giving

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a bonus of Rs. 50,000 to everybody.

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Really? This is great news.

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Meena buy four bangles
instead of two.

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Honeymoon in Kullu.

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See, they look so happy.

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Sir, they're going crazy.

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And why wouldn't they?

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After all, the company is
giving a bonus.. ‐ Shut up.

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No one is getting a bonus. Okay?
‐ No?

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That's what I'm trying
to teach you.

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Now, it's your turn.

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Go there and say
something exciting.

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The crowd is warmed up.

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Buy it from a good jeweller.
‐ God gives his blessing at the right time.

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All employees, pay attention, please.
‐ Hold for a minute.

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There has been a bus accident
at Connaught Place.

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All the shops in the area are wrecked.

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17 people are wounded
and 7 people are dead.

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Oh, God!
Were there any kids in the bus?

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No, Hrithik Roshan was there.

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Oh, my God! Is he okay?
‐ No.

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He can't dance anymore.

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And nobody is getting a bonus also.

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What does it have to do
with our bonuses?

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Nothing.

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God, how many more tests
are you going to put Duggu through?

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And..

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From today, the Faridabad branch
is going to shut down.

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What is going on?

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So, we're losing our jobs too?

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No.
‐ This is Kangana's black magic.

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He should've sent that mail to me.
I would've replied to him.

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He should've dated me.
‐ Guys, relax! Okay?

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All this was T. P.'s idea of a joke.

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I‐I know.. They were all
terrible and distasteful jokes.

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Chaddha?
‐ Yes, Saleem <i>ji</i>.

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Are we getting the bonus or not?
‐ Yeah.

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Okay.

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Okay, everyone.
To the conference room. Right now.

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Hello.
‐ Come on.

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Meena?

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C‐Cancel the bangles.
I'll explain it to you at home.

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Come on.
‐ Listen, Meena. Darling..

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Okay.

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As your boss, I want all of you

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to speak in front of everyone
confidently. Like I do.

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So, today I'm going to

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help you all get rid of your fear of
public speaking.

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Out. Each one of you will come here.

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And talk about any topic
for one minute.

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You mean
we can choose the topic?

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You leave it be.

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Anyway, you're going to quit
this job after the wedding.

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No, sir, I'm not going to..
‐ Sir, may I come?

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Amit, very good.
Come on, my boy. One minute.

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Guys, I'm planning a trip.

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So, the destination
has not been finalised.

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So, any suggestions
would be great.

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Bangkok.

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Deep tissue massage. ‐ Okay.
‐ Deep.

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Okay, Kutty. Thanks.
I don't wanna go that far.

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Forget all that.
I'll take you to Sarojini.

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I'll get you a nice and authentic
Tom Hardy T‐shirt..

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You also come.
I'll buy you those.

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That's really nice, Kitty. But I don't
want to go somewhere that close as well.

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You go to Banaras.

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In Banaras, there's a sage I know
by the name of Baba Badbole.

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He talks too much after smoking up.

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But that stuff.

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Oh, man..

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Even solutions fail
compared to that.

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Come on, T. P. It's your turn.

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Hey, come on, man.

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Come on.

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Greetings, my friends.

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Today, I'm going to talk

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about advantages of
Indian products and..

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And disadvantages of foreign
products.. ‐ Not this, dude.

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The things I taught you.
Come on. ‐ Okay.

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Hello.. Ladies and gentlemen!

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I'm sorry.

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Sir.

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Sir, I'm not getting the feeling
in front of them. ‐ Why?

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They are all my subordinates, right?

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00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,040
Hello!

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00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:22,720
Nobody is your subordinate here.

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You're forgetting that
I'm the assistant branch manager.

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I think you're forgetting that
there's no such designation.

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Sir, tell him. I'll just..
‐ T. P., just leave it.

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It isn't your cup of tea.
Forget it. No point. Forget it.

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That was my turn, right?
‐ Yes.

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Rinchin.
Rinchin, your turn.

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Why can't women
become salesmen?

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T.P.
‐ Because they are women.

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What is your favourite
holiday destination?

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At my respected mother's feet.

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Apart from that?

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At my respected father's feet.

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Anyways, I was asking for your
suggestions for a trip, but..

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It's okay.
‐ Trip?

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Yes, trip..

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You

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aren't going anywhere.

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Trip.

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T.P., do you know I was the head of
the debating society in my college?

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There's only one rule
to get confidence.

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Say whatever feels right to you.

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No matter if you are for the motion
or against it.

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Is it?
‐ Yes.

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I'm against so many things.

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Then say it out loud.
People will listen.

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What's on your mind?
‐ I had

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written an essay in the seventh grade
on 'Cow Is Our Mother'.

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Shall I talk about it?
‐ Absolutely.

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Are you sure? ‐ This is what
the world wants to listen.

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Absolutely!
‐ Yes.

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Good.

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I've never participated
in debates.

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In fact, I've never been on stage.

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I was more into sports.

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Okay, listen. Don't say this to T. P.

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I got it.

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Today, the words of
Triveni Prasad Mishra

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will reach the world.

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T.P., it's time. Let's go.
‐ Yes, sir. One minute.

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Coming, sir.

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Triveni <i>ji</i>.
Hail Mother India!

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Hail Mother India.

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Aunt's cousins.
Five people.

286
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:34,440
Aren't you throwing
a cocktail party? ‐ No.

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00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:39,040
Last time, my uncle from
Sector 4 created a mess.

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Never mind, we'll drink
in the parking lot. Car‐o‐bar.

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God.

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00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:48,240
Actually, Sapan, strike his name off.
‐ Okay.

291
00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:51,120
You are inviting Amit?
‐ Yes.

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He's a good friend of mine.

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00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,160
Come, T. P.

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This is the place.
Every year after my speech

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they used to take my autograph
over here.

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00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:11,760
T.P. Mishra.

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00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,560
And sir's? He's Jagdeep..

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T.P., everyone knows me here.
Hello.

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I'm world famous in this hall.
‐ Your name, sir?

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00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:25,320
Jagdeep Chaddha.

301
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,720
Are you new here?

302
00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:33,080
Mic check.. Thank you.

303
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,320
Everyone, please have a seat.
We'll start the ceremony.

304
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,520
This time there are many people here,
dude.

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00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:39,880
Sir, I'm going out. I'm feeling dizzy.
‐ Why? T. P.!

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00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:42,080
What are you doing?
Be a man.

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00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:44,520
You're the Salesman of the Year.

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00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,280
But it's quite crowded.
‐ Yes. That's good.

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00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:05,240
I'm getting a fever.

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00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,520
I should go home
and get some rest.

311
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:10,520
Last month, you had swine flu.

312
00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:12,280
You still came to office.

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00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:13,960
What happened today?

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00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,400
Your grandmother dies
four times in a month.

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00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:17,760
Do I say anything?

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00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:30,120
And the Wilkins Chawla
Salesman of the Year award goes to

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from Faridabad branch,
Triveni Prasad Mishra.

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00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:40,320
T.P., you're supposed
to go on to the stage.

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00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:42,680
T.P. Mishra <i>ji</i>,
please come on stage.

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00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:45,560
I feel weird, sir.
‐ Okay. Relax.

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00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,200
I'll handle this.

322
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:48,640
Excuse me.

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00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,520
Not everyone has a good boss like me.

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00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:57,640
And here is your award.

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00:15:58,240 --> 00:15:59,240
All yours.

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00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:01,320
Hello, ladies and gentlemen.

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00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,960
Triveni Prasad Mishra..

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00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:05,240
That's not me.

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00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,520
I'm his boss and mentor

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00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:09,840
Jagdeep Chaddha.

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00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,880
T.P. Mishra <i>ji</i> is scared
to come on the stage.

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00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:15,880
He's a bit cowardly,
but he's present here.

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00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:18,720
Until then,
let's talk about sales.

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00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:20,200
And a few jokes.

335
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:21,960
So, tell me.

336
00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:24,680
Why can't women do sales?

337
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:28,600
Parmeet hasn't done anything
except fix the wedding date.

338
00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:32,400
Well, Saps.
When do you want to get married?

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00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:33,720
I mean, which month?

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00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:35,960
Never.
‐ What do you mean?

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00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,120
That I won't get married.

342
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:42,120
You don't want to get married?
‐ No.

343
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:56,440
Sapan, be a little sensitive
towards her feelings.

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00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:59,560
You know that she likes you..
‐ I know what I'm doing.

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00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,760
Who's the best friend of Santra?

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00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:04,240
Think.

347
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,160
Santra's best friend is Bantra.

348
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:12,240
I cracked Santa‐Banta jokes for them.

349
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,400
I did lizard and
a chameleon impressions.

350
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,680
I did the dog and puppy routine.

351
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,160
But no reaction.

352
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,680
It was a cold crowd.

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00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:29,240
Tea..

354
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:32,720
Nuts.. Peanuts..

355
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,120
Tea.. Nuts.. Tea.. Nuts..

356
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:39,440
And ladies and gentlemen,
T. P. Mishra.

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00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:50,200
Say thank you and come down.
The crowd is cold.

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00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:58,720
Cow..

359
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:02,520
You need some water?

360
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:04,560
Okay.

361
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,960
Cow is our mother.

362
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:14,160
But now, there's no sign
of that cow or it's milk.

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00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:15,440
Today.

364
00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:18,680
The place of this mother

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00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,787
has been usurped by
a stepmother.

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00:18:21,985 --> 00:18:25,640
I mean the foreign Jersey cow.

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00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:29,280
A cow's milk is effective only if

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00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:31,640
it has the affection of a mother.

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00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:34,080
But these foreign cows

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00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:37,680
are just milk‐producing factories.

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00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:41,680
We can't call them our mother.

372
00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:46,360
And this is the question
we are facing right now.

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00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:49,480
Paper industry is our own mother

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00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:54,120
while digital is that
that foreign Jersey cow.

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00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:03,400
I think you have only three
to four leaves remaining.

376
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,400
There must be some leaves remaining
from last year also, right?

377
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,560
So, add those and tell me
how many I have in total.

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00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,440
See everything is..
‐ Are you really going?

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00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:11,040
Yeah.

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00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,280
Seriously?

381
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:13,800
Yeah.

382
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:17,520
Nice, man. Nice.
Send me pictures.

383
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,160
I don't think, in the past five years,
Amit has changed his job

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00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:24,280
his motorcycle
or his hairstyle.

385
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:27,240
So, even if he takes a holiday,
he won't go beyond Karnal.

386
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:32,400
People say that the future of
the paper industry is in danger.

387
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,320
Digital is the future.

388
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,200
But how can we agree with that?

389
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:40,200
When Alauddin Khalji was told
that he can't get Padmavati..

390
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:43,480
Did he agree to that?
‐ No!

391
00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:45,440
Did he agree?
‐ No!

392
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:48,560
Even in that three‐hour long film,
he didn't agree once.

393
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:53,120
Then, how can we agree
that our future is in the dark?

394
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:02,760
If a few trees have to be cut,
let them.

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00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:05,600
It's their duty to sacrifice for us.

396
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:11,120
If trees are not cut,
how can we make books?

397
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:12,760
How will the children read?

398
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,800
And if our kids don't get educated

399
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:17,040
how will they become salesmen?

400
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:22,680
People say that the work of
a salesman is cheap.

401
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:26,680
Those who can't do anything
become salesman.

402
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:30,440
Salesmen have to beg people.

403
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:34,720
I say beg,
but not in front of others.

404
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:39,240
Beg to yourself to
demand your best version.

405
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,200
Friends, today

406
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,600
we pledge that from tomorrow

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00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,960
we'll not have laptops
in our hands.

408
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,600
There'll be paper in our hands.

409
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:55,440
And then our future
will not be in the dark.

410
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,440
It will be in our own hands.

411
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:03,640
Thank you.

412
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,680
Nepal? Wow!

413
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:13,600
I wanted to see Mount Everest
for such a long time, and finally!

414
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:15,280
So exciting.
‐ Isn't it?

415
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:18,480
Ten days in Nepal
with trekking group.

416
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,680
I was nervous at the beginning.

417
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:23,120
But now that I've paid,
so I'm sure it's a done deal.

418
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:26,120
Don't worry. It'll be fun.
When are you going?

419
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,160
June 7th.

420
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,600
So, you won't attend
my wedding..

421
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:36,360
I'm so sorry.
Pammi, actually..

422
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,120
I wanted to attend, but

423
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:40,600
the month of June
is the best for trekking.

424
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,920
The snow melts, right? So..

425
00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:46,400
It's okay. I understand.

426
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,720
Yeah?
‐ Yes. ‐ Great.

427
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:50,640
Then, I'll see you tomorrow.
‐ Yeah.

428
00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:57,040
Congratulations, sir.

429
00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:58,760
Congratulations, sir.

430
00:21:58,840 --> 00:21:59,880
Congratulations, sir.

431
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,200
Thank you.

432
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:11,560
Chaddha sir?

433
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,320
Sir?
‐ T. P.?

434
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,720
Sir, I was looking for you outside.
What're you doing here?

435
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:25,360
I got a phone call,
so I came here.

436
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,360
How was your award ceremony?

437
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,680
Sir, amazing, unbelievable.

438
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:34,120
Had you been there, you would have
been proud of your disciple.

439
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,120
Good..

440
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:37,840
But you won't believe
what happened here.

441
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:40,160
What happened, sir?
‐ I was in this stall.

442
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:41,960
Okay. ‐ And someone came
to the stall next to me.

443
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:43,960
Is it?
‐ Yeah. ‐ Then?

444
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:46,360
He left,
and then someone else came.

445
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,960
And his shoes were the same
as the previous guy's.

446
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,680
Really?
‐ Yes. I wondered how it is possible.

447
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:56,280
Either both of them were wearing
the same shoes of the same size

448
00:22:57,080 --> 00:23:00,040
or the same person used
the toilet twice.

449
00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:02,640
Twice in the toilet?
‐ Yes. ‐ What?

450
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:04,400
T.P. was wonderful today.

451
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:06,240
Everyone is talking about him.

452
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:09,360
But he is listening to me.

453
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:12,120
So, the one who everyone
is crazy about

454
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:13,960
is crazy about me.

455
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:18,560
Which means everyone here is
crazy about me.