It's Valentine's Day at our office.
Chaddha sir doesn't have a girlfriend.
Maybe that's why he makes us all celebrate it.
Last year Amit had
given me T. P.'s green‐coloured asafoetida candies
in a heart shape. Sweet, right?
Not the candies. They are..
Thank you.
Sarla ji. ‐ Yes?
For you.
For me?
No. I'm not expecting anything this Valentine's.
Parmeet and I have decided to reduce unnecessary expenses.
We are going to buy a house after the wedding.
'To my cutie pie.'
Aww.
How red these are. ‐ Sarla ji, this one too.
There's one more?
So, sir, the thing is that
I'm going to Delhi today.
He means the two of us.
No. I meant just me.
The one and only me.
The true deserving one.
I'm going to.. ‐ Head office.
Where today, all the branch managers are supposed to
meet the new CFO.. ‐ Chief financial officer.
We have to give the financial presentations in front of him.
Sir.
In the month of February?
Sorry. ‐ T. P., man. ‐ Sir..
Sir, I have a question. ‐ Yes, ask me.
Will Riya ma'am also be there at the meeting?
Yes. But.. Hold this.
Why this question?
Because today is Valentine's Day, sir.
T.P.?
Since when did you start believing in these things?
Do I believe in this? No..
I'm strictly against this uncultured valentines types.
But it's different for you, sir. ‐ Is it?
How's that?
You're the boss.
And how can a dog bite its owner?
Even if the owner is a thief.
T.P., shut up.
Riya and me? No..
We are just.. good friends.
In fact, just like Riya
even I have forgotten whatever happened between us.
But..
You see
she called me to the head office on what day?
Valentine's Day.
Loveleen and I broke up.
So, this year my Valentine's Day resolution is
to keep my heart lighter and make my wallet heavier.
So, no coffee and stuff
dinner dates, movie dates.
Nothing of that.
So, I'll play PS4 in the evening with my friends and
win like always.
So..
So, yeah. It's going to be a fun day.
What is this?
Amit? ‐ Hey, I.. Not me this time.
Check the label. What's written on that? ‐ Hey!
Don't touch it. What if it explodes?
The one who stays alert stays alive.
'To a great son from a great daughter'
'a very happy parents' love day.'
What does that mean?
This is a pure Indian substitute for Valentine's Day.
A day of love dedicated to parents.
Very good.
Wow!
Isn't it the thing that's used to wash clothes? ‐ Shut up.
Idiot. This is a clubbell.
A wrestler's crown.
What's written?
'T.P. Mishra.'
'Champion of Sector 3, Faridabad.'
Which well‐wisher would've sent this to me?
We will reach Delhi
once I cross this.
The nice roads of Delhi
and the fresh air of Delhi.
Now, to the head office.
Hey, Kitty cat. What's up?
Amit! Oh, my God, Amit! Oh, my God, Amit! Amit..
Yes. ‐ Yesterday me and..
Last night, Sapan and I, first time.. ‐ First time what?
First time.. ‐ You know what? Forget it.
I asked.. Just forget it. ‐ First time everything!
You know that I love romantic movies.
So, he said, 'Let's go to the multiplex.' I said, 'Sure.'
Such a classy guy! He bought tickets for 800 bucks.
That's nice. How was the movie?
Oh, Amit, you are such an innocent middle‐class cutie, man.
Who watches the movie in gold class?
Oh, yeah. Sometimes I get really stupid. But anyways..
Even Sapan is stupid like you. He wasn't doing anything.
And I thought, 'Hey, is he a gays?'
Anyway, I don't have any problem with gays. I'm a broad‐minded person.
I respect every religion. But excuse me!
If you are a homo
then sharing a blanket with me in gold class is a total waste.
Sure. ‐ Then I thought of helping him out.
So, first I hugged him, then I smooched him
on the lips, then and there.
Wow..
Very nice. ‐ I have a boyfriend now, Amit.
Isn't that killer, man?
Yes. It's killer. Very good. Very nice.
But am I being too bold?
Like if he blocks me in the future, I won't be able to handle it, man.
Bold?
And you?
No. Are you crazy?
No. It's perfect. Very nice. Good.
I took Kitty for a late‐night movie on 13th February.
And then I
kissed her
at the end of the show
on Valentine's Day.
Sarla ji.
Your husband is in a great mood today.
Wow.
Bansal ji sent me another gift?
Looks like chocolates.
I'll share it with you. Okay?
I love you Bansal ji.
Did you know
there is someone apart from me in this office
who celebrates parents' day?
After all
every man looks for
his mother in his life partner.
And every woman
looks for her father.
By the way
I haven't received any gifts yet on this auspicious day.
You will.
I give you my word.
Water.
Oh.
Long live our parents.
Head office.
Did you recognise him?
Chawla ji, greetings.
Greetings.
Come..
Hey, come. Don't be shy. Come..
Sorry.. Come.
No.. This Valentine's Day, I'm gifting myself.
Those new jogging shoes with gel.
Yes.
You're keeping a count of my shoes, is it?
Anyways, I'll see you in the evening. Bye.
This is for puty pie.
It's not 'puty pie'.
It's 'cutie pie'.
How beautiful, right?
Aww.
Hey, my buddies and bitches!
Buddy bro! ‐ Hi, Jagdeep.
Give me a high five. High five..
Neeraj, right? You got Srivastav fired?
Hey, Manjyot ji.
Hey. How are you? ‐ From Noida.
Greetings. ‐ Greetings. ‐ All good? ‐ I'm fine.
Did you recognize this guy? ‐ Who doesn't.
Everyone knows this rabid dog.
Rakesh Duggal from Ghaziabad
whose photos are in every night club of Delhi.
'Beware of Duggal.'
'Entry not allowed.' Tell them..
What did you do in Khan Market?
Hey, forget it. There were bouncers. I beat the shit out of them.
Man.
Pammi, how are you?
I'm fine.
Listen, I want to talk to you in private.
Just because Chaddha sir isn't here, you can't fire me. ‐ No.
It's not about that. This is something else.
Let's talk in private.
So, you forgot to get a Valentine's gift for her. ‐ Shhh.
Not a Valentine's gift.
Parents' day gift.
Her name?
An..
No. I won't say.
Uhm.
Anamika. Think it's Anamika and tell me more.
Look, T. P.
It's not important how big or small the gift is.
But the feelings behind it matter.
Yes.
Feelings.
Understood.
I can handle it from here.
Move, it's okay. Move.
Whom did you fire from your branch?
No one. ‐ Really?
Riya had called me also. Am I her slave?
Come on, man. She is our boss.
She must be your boss.
Bloody witch.
Whoa, Duggi. What are you doing? Stay in your limits.
Why are you getting offended?
Is she your sister?
Not sister, she's like my girlfriend.
No. She isn't my girlfriend.
She is my ex.
You can say it's an on‐and‐off thing.
Mostly off.
But it's gotten quite serious now.
But it's a very old matter. Let bygones be bygones.
Amit.
You know, I think he planned everything like this on purpose.
Smooching me on 13th and Valentine's Day on 14th
because, see, Saps is just like me.
Cool and calm from the outside, but hot and soft from the inside.
Yes, Kitty. Don't you think you're taking things too fast.. ‐ What?
I mean..
Hey!
Hi, man. What's up?
Good. ‐ Hey, Saps.
I was thinking
we could go for dinner after office today.
Not because it's Valentine's. I don't believe in that stuff.
But have you ever tried hookah? It's very different from shisha.
Today..
Today, I have some plans. I'm going out with some friends.
Yeah, it's fine. Anyway, I'm not interested in Valentine's Day.
But who are you going out with? And where are you going? ‐ It's just..
The pot. I'll just..
Aww.
Bansal ji has sent me a bird now.
You're amazing, dear.
Mr. Anirudh. This is Neeraj Madhok from our Gurgaon branch. ‐ Neeraj.
Rakesh Duggal from Ghaziabad. ‐ Hello.
Mr. Sandhu is from Noida.
Oh, hi. ‐ And of course..
Jagdeep Chaddha from Faridabad. ‐ That's me. ‐ Oh, Mr. Chaddha.
How is you, Riya?
Over to you, Mr. Sengupta. ‐ Okay.
So, gentleman, it's all very basic.
I just wanted to review your financial statuses.
As I had mentioned earlier.. ‐ Am I nervous?
Yeah. A little.
After all, the new CFO, along with them, will judge my position too, right?
And since Chaddha is in this room..
So, to sum up, this year we've done better by 7.8 percent
and reduced overheads by 16.6 percent
thereby increasing profits.
And that, I think I can live with.
Thank you. ‐ Nice.
Okay, who's next?
Mr. Chaddha. ‐ That's myself.
What
is life?
Hmm?
Is it work?
Is it money?
Yes, you'll say that
life is all of this.
But
if there is something more important than the work‐money game
then that is..
Hello.
Wilkins Chawla, Faridabad.
This is not just an office for us
it's a house.
Here, old‐aged people
women, youth, children
all stay together as a family.
WCP.
Wilkins Chawla Parivar.
Here we don't just make papers.
We build dreams.
"The paper boat and the rain water.."
So, I thought out of the box.
Everybody makes boring PPTs.
I'll make a happening video.
With all my heart
about our office.
About people.
Whenever you feel sad in life
come, be a part of
Wilkins Chawla, Faridabad.
Wear a sweater knit by Sarla ji.
Get lost in Kutty ji's books.
And fight a wrestling match with T. P. Mishra.
And learn that even a night lady earns money.
But respect, love and trust
are earned here.
WC Family
long live.
"The paper boat and the rain water.."
"The paper.."
That was.. good. ‐ Thank you.
Bottom of heart.
But I want financial figures, you know..
The report. ‐ Yes, Chaddha.
Do you have that report?
These people only get numbers.
That's right.
Sir.
Is there anything for me?
Get in line.
If I'm the 'Samosa', he's the potato stuffing. ‐ Kitty.
No. In fact, he is a raisin. ‐ Kitty! Kitty. ‐ Tell me.
I'm not saying that he doesn't like you.
But there is a difference between like and love.
Just don't rush into things. You know?
If you are so knowledgeable about all this, Amit
then tell me
when did I rush?
Instead of lunch, I asked him out for dinner, even though..
Even though, Amit, it's Valentine's Day, not Valentine's Night.
I know that love takes time.
So, don't say me
that I'm rushing.
Kitty, it's not necessary that he has the same feelings like you do.
It happens. Accept it.
Do one thing. Come to my home tonight. We all
friends will enjoy and party. So, we all will chill.
Cool. ‐ Great.
Okay, listen. Can I get Sapan along?
I hope couple's entry is free at your place.
Amit..
We will do our very best for the company this year
so that we make a good profit
and our company can be at the top.
Thank you.
Thank you, Sandhu ji.
Now, Duggal, it's your turn.
The funniest part is
I didn't even know that we were going to discuss
figures and PPTs here.
What?
We had sent you a mail
with the title 'Financial Presentations'.
Mail? Nobody told me that a mail has been sent to me.
So, how would I come to know?
One minute.
So, are you saying
that you don't have any financial figures?
That's it!
Duggal, did you know that the outcome of this meeting
can close down a branch?
I said I'm sorry.
I'll buy a USB next year.
Duggal, you really want your branch to shut down?
This is not fair.
I mean, instead of a presentation Chaddha showed us
a B‐grade documentary and here he is sipping tea peacefully.
And I'm being ousted.
Just because
I haven't shared a bed with you.
Riya, stop. Riya.
Riya.. Swear.. I didn't..
Riya, I swear I..
I never mentioned 'bed'. ‐ Shut up!
Just shut up, okay?
I'm going to lose my job because of you today.
Why would you lose your job? ‐ Chaddha.
The new CFO thinks that we are together..
When in fact, nothing really happened.
No.
But we slept on a bed together. ‐ Yeah.
Exactly.
We slept.
Me on one side and you on the other.
And that, too, long ago.
Just once, Chaddha.
It's over.
I cannot believe it. It's over.
No. Nothing has happened. Nothing's over.
Riya, your job is safe. I'll talk to the CFO.
'The key to my heart.'
Let me tell you clearly.
That wasn't the key to my heart.
That was the second key to the first drawer on my left
where I keep my hair oil.
But you know
sometimes more than the gift, the feelings of the giver
is what matters the most.
That's what I believe in.
These are my own thoughts.
My own.
Thank you.
Well..
There is an anti‐Valentine's Day rally at India Gate today.
So, I was thinking.. ‐ No need to ask for a good cause.
I'll definitely be there.
After that, if possible..
A 'Kulfi'.
Yes.
'Kulfi' made of cow's milk.
After shouting slogans
my throat gets dry.
Bye, Saleem sir.
Bye. ‐ Bye.
By the way..
Happy Valentine's Day.
Thank you.
Mr. Chaddha
I think you don't understand. This is serious.
I understand very well, sir.
Which is why I want to tell you that it's not Riya's fault.
It's all my fault.
We four were chitchatting and
I made a loose comment.
That's it. Boys' talk.
'Boys' talk'?
Please explain to me, Mr. Chaddha.
What more can I say, sir?
Duggal is an idiot and
I'm a bigger idiot that I said these things in front of him.
I'm sorry. I'll never repeat this, sir.
Riya's character is spotless.
White.
Right. Riya, are you okay with this?
Yeah, I
guess it's okay.
You heard that, Mr. Chaddha.
And you need to grow up. Okay?
No more boys' talk.
Okay, sir.
It's time. Shall we go?
What happened?
Did anyone say anything to you?
Will you tell me what happened?
It's Valentine's Day, Parmeet.
I'm receiving gifts for others since morning, and I didn't get anything.
Didn't we decide this earlier that we are not doing these things?
Then? ‐ Yeah, but..
You could've at least given me a flower.
Forget the flower.
I'm going to get you the whole garden.
There's no one at home.
The floor is all ours. Come on.
Why are you looking here and there? Let's go.
Badhoria, be careful. If anything breaks, I'm going to whack you.
Chaddha.
Thanks.
What you did today was.. ‐ No. I had to.
I'm sorry again, Riya ji.
Don't be silly. ‐ Sorry, Riya, but..
Okay.
Bye. ‐ Bye.
And yeah.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Yes. Same to you.
Not again.