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You didn't forget to flush
this time, right?
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Mind your own business.
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Where's all my stuff?
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This online shopping
is an amazing thing, man!
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You get everything.
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Ayurvedic asafoetida cola.
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Wow!
‐ Ayurvedic asafoetida cola?
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What's my asafoetida cola
doing on your computer?
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Wait a minute..
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All my things are here.
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Bloody Amit! You even sold
my grandpa's dentures!
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T.P., tell me something.
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Why do you bring your grandpa's
dentures to the office?
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Amit, I want all of them back
right now! ‐ Bhadoria.
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Has my delivery from online shopping
arrived? ‐ Yes.
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Thank you.
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Yay!
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This online shopping is just the thing
to sink my teeth into.
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Grandpa!
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Bastards.
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They're selling my own myrobalan candy
to me for Rs. 147.99.
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Happy day, Pammi.
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Did you pack your bags?
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Sir.
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Sir, what was that email about?
Where are we going?
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Secret.
Top secret.
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This morning Chaddha sir
sent all of us an email saying..
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'Everybody, pack your bags for
an overnight stay and come.'
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'We're going out.'
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But the destination is a surprise.
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Yep. And he has sent a few pictures
so that we can guess the place, so..
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Here they are.
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A photo of a half‐naked kid,
fire
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and a gun.
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So basically,
wherever we're going to go
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we'll surely end up in jail.
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The moment has arrived
when I'll reveal to everyone
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the place where we are going.
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Jim Corbett National Park.
To meet the tiger.
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So, is everyone ready
to mingle in the jungle?
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In November during winter?
‐ I was getting a group discount.
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Don't you have thermal underwear?
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Chaddha sir, I can't come.
I have a mock test for CAT.
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Forget the cat, dude.
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I'm going to show you
a tiger, man. Tiger!
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But, sir, we have to submit the
quarterly account statement tomorrow.
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Yes, finish it off before leaving.
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But, sir, it's too much..
‐ Not my problem, man.
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I can't handle
each of your problems.
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You guys stop cribbing and
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enjoy the trip, guys.
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Okay?
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Amit, you can bring Loveleen
along with you.
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If she's free.
‐ Yes.
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Okay.
‐ Good..
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In this trip
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there will be bonfire.
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There will be camping.
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And best of all
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my motivational speech
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which I've been preparing
for a week.
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That's amazing, sir.
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My speeches are world famous
in Wilkins Chawla.
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I have such a gift of the gab
that once I sold a comb to a baldie.
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Really.
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Although,
he bought it for his wife, but..
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Still.
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Sir, are you going to bore us
with your speech even at the picnic?
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Kutty.
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First of all, this is not a picnic.
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It's a motivational session.
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And secondly..
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Boring?
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Kutty
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I always put some interesting
stuff in my speeches
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so that people forget their phones
and concentrate on me.
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Let's say this office
is a jungle
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and I'm the tiger.
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Then what will
the sales department be?
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Chaddha ji, jackals?
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No, Rajinder.
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Sales department is the hunter.
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So, the whole sales department
wants to kill you?
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No. I mean..
‐ You mean you're a rabbit?
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No.. I'm a tiger.
I'm a tiger, okay?
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Last year, in order to motivate us,
sir took us for the movie 'Dangal'.
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For the next eight days, he was practising
wrestling moves on employees.
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I don't know when
he'll get over this jungle fever.
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I'm Sher Khan.
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Amit is Bagheera.
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Pammi is Mowgli.
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And me?
‐ You're Baloo.
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Sarla is a buffalo.
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Madhukar is a python.
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I'm a buffalo, huh?
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And he's a python?
‐ Yes.
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Have you guys not watched
'The Jungle Book'?
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'The Jungle Book'?
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What is that?
‐ 'The Jungle Book', man.
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"Jungle to jungle
The word has spread"
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"Here and there"
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"A flower has bloomed
Wearing underwear.."
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What are you doing, sir?
We have women here.
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What are you saying?
‐ The flower is wearing underwear.
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But we have women here.
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How come none of you have
watched 'The Jungle Book'?
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Oh, yes. The one with Fardeen Khan.
‐ Oh, yes.
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Forget 'The Jungle Book'.
Forget it.
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This office is a jungle,
and I'm the Tarzan.
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You know Tarzan, right?
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Tarzan? Tarzan..
‐ Tarzan, man! Tarzan!
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If Chaddha sir doesn't scream
out loud, thumping his chest
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like Tarzan within 10 minutes
after reaching the jungle
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then you can rename
me Bagheera.
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Hey.
There was a movie called 'Tarzan'.
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'Tarzan'.
In that movie, they say, 'Tarzan'..
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Tarzan speaks Hindi?
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Wow.
‐ Forget all this, guys.
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We are going to the jungle
and everyone is coming, okay?
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Or else I'll fire each one of you.
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Hi, welcome.
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Hi, welcome.
‐ Welcome to you too.
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Jagdeep, right?
‐ Yes.
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We spoke over the phone.
I'm Ranger Vishwas Chauhan.
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Myself Jagdeep Chaddha.
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The one in charge here.
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Actually, I'm the one in charge
of all the groups here officially.
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Okay.
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So, when are we going to
meet the tiger?
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Tiger?
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Tiger reserve is open
only during the day.
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But.. But we are here
only for a night.
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I had told you over the phone.
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No night safari.
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Oh, man.
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Okay, fine.
‐ Welcome.
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Don't tell my staff, okay?
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I don't lie.
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In my motivational speeches,
I talk a lot about leadership.
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A true leader is the one
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who doesn't quit
in any situation.
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And also wins everyone's respect.
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I'm Tarzan!
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Is this real?
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Two pipes?
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It can fire two bullets at a time?
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Guys.. One second.
First of all, I welcome everyone.
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Welcome. ‐ I'm
Forest Ranger Vishwas Chauhan.
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But you can call me Ranger Vishwas.
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And I'm Jagdeep Chaddha.
You can call me Jaggu, Jaggu dada.
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One question.
‐ Yes, T. P., tell me.
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Not to you, sir.
To Ranger sir.
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Yes, please ask. ‐ Sir, if
the tiger comes here smelling us
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then whom will he eat first.
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I mean..
‐ The chances of an attack are less.
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When the tiger comes..
‐ You'll find out from the Internet.
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So..
‐ The langur monkeys
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and the deer will alert us.
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The langur sitting on trees see
the tigers coming from a distance
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and they alert us.
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And even if the tiger does come
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there's nothing to worry about.
He has a gun.
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He'll shoot it.
‐ No. That's not allowed.
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Even if you kill one or two,
it won't be a big deal.
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There are so many tigers.
‐ Jagdeep!
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This is not your private party.
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There are other groups here, too.
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Understood?
‐ Yes.
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This is not your office.
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It's a jungle. ‐ Exactly,
I was saying the same thing.
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This is not an office
but a jungle.
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And, in that case,
the sales department becomes..
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Jagdeep!
‐ The hunter.
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I'll cancel your picnic right away.
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Then you all will have to get
into the bus and go back to Delhi.
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Okay, sorry.
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Hi, Pammi.
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You're so lovely. You must've
tried modelling, right?
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Hey, she never tried any
modelling and all that.
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She was into artsy‐fartsy things
since childhood.
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She used to paint pictures
of flowers and fruits.
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I told her
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if you want a rose,
take it from the garden.
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What is the point of drawing it?
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So funny.
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What's so funny about that?
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Wait a minute.
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I have seen you somewhere before.
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Hey..
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You are the dancer from
that Punjabi song, right?
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Her? No. What nonsense.
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Man, I have seen her..
‐ Yes, I was.
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See. I told you she was.
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Hey, what song was it?
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Tell us.
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"I wanna twerk with you
I wanna bump booties with you"
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"I wanna take a selfie
Under your father's nose"
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"I wanna twerk with you
I wanna bump booties with you"
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"I wanna take a selfie
Under your father's nose"
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Give it to me here, sir. Here..
‐ Back off. I'll do it.
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Like this, sir?
‐ T. P.?
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Do a thing for me.
‐ No, sir. Not now.
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Now Ranger Vishwas is going
to say something important.
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Yes, sir. Give it to me.
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Sir, can I pour kerosene on it?
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No, not now. First, watch.
‐ Okay.
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Jagdeep.
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How will you justify this picnic
to the head office?
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Picnic?
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How many times have I told you
this is a motivational session?
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I have prepared a presentation
as well. ‐ Is it?
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Then why are you not
giving the presentation?
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I'll have to report this
to the HO.
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HO's spy.
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Okay, guys.
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Now, it's the time for
a motivational session.
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Yes? Everybody, listen.
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WC guys
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and non‐WC guys too.
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T.P., listen.
Why have we come here?
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To see a tiger.
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It's alright that we didn't
get to see one.
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No problem.
I just want to say
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just like tigers, it's very
difficult to capture your clients.
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And for that we need teamwork.
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And team..
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Where did my teamwork notes go?
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Bonfire.
Did you see that?
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Wow! Ranger sa'ab is on fire.
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Hail Lord Hanuman.
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Sir, can we light a torch
and go to the jungle?
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We'll burn some trees there
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then the tiger will run away.
‐ No.
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Fire is very dangerous. ‐ Why sir?
I even got kerosene from home.
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Put it down.
Put it down.
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Sir, if I scare the tiger away
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will I get a uniform
like yours?
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Have you held a gun before?
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Keep it in mind.
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If an alert is sounded,
then what does it mean?
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It means that the tiger
is in movement.
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Right.
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And what are you supposed to do?
‐ I have to protect, sir.
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Very good.
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I am putting my trust on you,
Mishra.
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Yes, sir.
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Now this belongs to you.
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I have faced a tiger
in my life before.
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In Mathura Zoo.
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The tiger roared
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and I wet my pants.
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But I was a kid back then.
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And today
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after 30 years
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it's time for my revenge.
256
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The gun has no bullets in it.
257
00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:41,440
Yes. So, as I was saying..
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Hunting a client and a tiger
is very challenging.
259
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And to hunt a client..
‐ Hey, Chaddha sir.
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Forget the client.
261
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Music is on. Let's dance!
262
00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:55,720
Hey..
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This is important, man.
What are you doing?
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"I wanna twerk with you
I wanna bump booties with you"
265
00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:07,400
"I wanna take a selfie
Under your father's nose"
266
00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:11,280
"I wanna talk to you
I wanna chill with you"
267
00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:15,360
"I wanna pout my mouth
And take a photo with you"
268
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:24,840
Forget the speech!
Just dance..
269
00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:27,520
"I wanna"
270
00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:30,440
"I wanna"
271
00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:32,440
"I wanna talk to you
I wanna chill with you"
272
00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,200
"I wanna take a photo with you
And make a poster out of it"
273
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,040
"I wanna twerk with you
I wanna bump booty with you"
274
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I'm their boss in the office.
275
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But outside work,
I'm their friend first.
276
00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:00,280
I will do anything for them.
277
00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:04,720
If they're motivated by dancing, then
Chaddha will dance for them tonight.
278
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,200
I swear Chaddha will dance.
279
00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:18,360
Who is that?
‐ Oh, my. A gun?
280
00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:21,960
It's you.
281
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,120
What are you doing here?
282
00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:27,200
And what are you doing here,
Triveni ji?
283
00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,720
I'm protecting you
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from tigers.
285
00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:35,080
You forgot about me.
286
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:37,440
Look at this.
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00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:38,640
I've got
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'Gond Laddus' for you.
289
00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:43,160
Please have it.
290
00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:46,280
No.
291
00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,440
What if the tiger eats
someone's kidney out there?
292
00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,800
How will I face Ranger sir?
293
00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:55,520
Don't distract me with
these sweets.
294
00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:11,840
Look,
it's beautiful out there.
295
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,200
Will you go for a walk with me?
296
00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:15,360
No, dear.
297
00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:17,560
Let me drink a little first.
298
00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:19,640
It'll make everything pleasant.
299
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,480
Isn't it, Loveleen?
300
00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:23,280
No, that..
301
00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:25,200
This one? ‐ Yes.
‐ Take it.
302
00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:29,240
Hey! Save some..
303
00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:32,200
Hey, Amit. Handle her.
She's drunk.
304
00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:33,600
You okay?
305
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,040
Hey, be careful with the glass.
306
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,520
I didn't see a single animal
in this jungle.
307
00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:46,040
Except for the ones
from our office.
308
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:51,160
All are quite hammered.
‐ Yes.
309
00:14:57,440 --> 00:15:01,240
Sometimes I feel like
I don't know Parmeet at all.
310
00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:06,040
We are so different.
311
00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,800
So, your girlfriend is a model.
312
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:13,720
How do you feel about that?
313
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,560
She is one of a kind, actually.
314
00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:36,960
I'm going to the bonfire.
315
00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:58,560
What was there in
your presentation?
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00:15:58,720 --> 00:15:59,760
Nothing much.
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00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,200
Just
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motivating people
to make more sales
319
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,320
by giving the example
of the jungle.
320
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:07,600
What do you mean? ‐ Imagine
the tiger attacks us now
321
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,280
whom will you save first?
322
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:10,600
Women and kids.
323
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:12,520
No. You haven't been
listening carefully.
324
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:14,160
I said you're a salesman.
325
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,160
You'll save the profit margin,
right?
326
00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:17,960
The tiger and the profit margin?
327
00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:20,240
What nonsense.
‐ Look..
328
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,280
You have never been a leader,
right?
329
00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:23,600
How would you know?
330
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,560
Actually,
I was a Major in the army.
331
00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:29,720
And I've led surgical strikes.
‐ Oh, wow!
332
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:33,160
Then, you should be the one
to give a motivational speech.
333
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,520
Sir, Ranger sir is a true leader.
334
00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:39,440
He has given me a loaded gun too.
335
00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,760
I wish I was engaged like you.
336
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,960
I have been engaged for three years now.
337
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,080
Yet, the wedding date
hasn't been fixed.
338
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,840
I hope you don't punish yourself
for so long.
339
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:08,360
Amit, if your office catches fire
340
00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:10,080
whom will you save first?
341
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:20,720
The customers.
They're very important, so yeah.
342
00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:23,400
Hey, he turned out to be
his boss's stooge.
343
00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:26,120
Ranger Bhaisaab!
344
00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:28,560
Sir, I have a small question
on my mind.
345
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,640
Go on.
‐ When you were in the army
346
00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:33,840
did you ever get close to death?
347
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:35,800
Yes, I did.
348
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:37,520
Okay.
349
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:39,800
So, how was the feeling?
350
00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:43,080
There were gunshots all around.
351
00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:46,240
And all I could think about was
352
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:50,360
that I can't leave my fiancée
alone in this world.
353
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,680
As soon as I got discharged
354
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,040
I went back to my village
and married her.
355
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,120
I would save the receptionist.
356
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,200
Pammi, I want to talk to you.
357
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,160
What happened? ‐ Come with me.
‐ Pammi!
358
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,400
Hey, Pammi.
359
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:16,880
I've decided today.
360
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,280
Ranger sa'ab..
361
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,240
He has made me
realise today.
362
00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:23,960
Enough is enough.
363
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:26,720
Now
364
00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:29,360
I'm going to
fix the wedding date right now.
365
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,800
Parmeet.
‐ In the month of June
366
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:34,800
and the date is 10th.
367
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:37,480
Tell me.
368
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:39,920
Will you marry me?
369
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:45,480
Oh, my God.
370
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:51,880
She said yes!
371
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:54,800
That's amazing, Parmeet.
372
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,480
Thank you..
373
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,680
Awesome.
374
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,600
How amazing.
‐ Thank you..
375
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:03,280
Thank you.
‐ Let's drink, everyone. ‐ Wow!
376
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:04,600
The 'endless engagement' is over.
377
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:07,520
I must get all the credit.
378
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:10,560
I'm the one who asked Parmeet
to get married. It's good for him.
379
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:11,880
Hey, sir, wait a minute.
380
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:14,920
All this happened
because of Ranger sa'ab.
381
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:16,800
After listening to his story.
382
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:18,520
Thank you, sir ji.
383
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:20,560
Oh, come on, man.
384
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,360
Amit, let's go there and dance.
385
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:39,960
What happened?
386
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:42,840
Amit.
387
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:45,080
Will we be like this one day..
‐ No.
388
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:47,600
Never.
389
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:49,000
No?
390
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,880
Why did you bring me here if you
had to say such depressing things?
391
00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:57,680
I don't know.
‐ What do you mean you don't know?
392
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:04,040
Loveleen, I'm sorry.
I want to break up with you.
393
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:09,760
Amit?
394
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,280
I'm sorry. It's over.
395
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,800
Everyone looks so motivated.
396
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:23,800
Don't they?
397
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:33,360
Okay, all right.
398
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:35,400
After Parmeet's surprise
399
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,720
there won't be any impact
of my speech.
400
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:39,040
But still.
401
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:42,560
How to hunt for a client?
402
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:45,120
Hey, listen to me.
It's important.
403
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:47,720
If you want to hunt down a client
404
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:49,640
you'll have to
follow them.
405
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:51,440
You guys, I mean..
406
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:54,000
Sir, nobody will listen.
You said it yourself
407
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:56,120
people will pay attention
if you spice it up.
408
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,200
Okay. Listen, everyone!
409
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:06,320
T.P. just told me that
a tiger is coming this way.
410
00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:08,520
No. ‐ Yes. ‐ I didn't.
‐ What tiger?
411
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:09,720
Yeah,
so whom will you save first?
412
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:11,360
The client or the profit margin?
413
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:14,160
Tiger! Tiger!
414
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:17,360
What's going on? ‐ You'll save
the profit margin. Ask me why?
415
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:18,840
Dad, I also want to see the tiger.
416
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:21,080
You'll save the profit margin.
Ask me why?
417
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:22,760
Hey, what's going on here?
‐ Tiger.. tiger..
418
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:25,280
Jagdeep sir is saying
that the tiger is here.
419
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:30,320
Chaddha sir said a tiger is coming!
Where is the tiger?
420
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:34,680
Hey, get up.
‐ Look what happened because of you!
421
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:41,080
What kind of an idiot runs away abandoning
his wife and kids on hearing 'tiger'?
422
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,800
If they had heard me completely,
they would've understood
423
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:48,160
that I was just motivating them.
424
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:52,240
Then, they would have been
motivated, right?
425
00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:54,200
They wouldn't have run away.
426
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:07,040
What happened to you?
427
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,840
That idiot Ranger has asked me
to stay away from everyone.
428
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:13,160
Like it's a punishment or something.
‐ Sir?
429
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:14,480
Yes.
430
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,120
He has made such a big deal out of it.
431
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:25,440
It's a weird day today.
‐ Yes.
432
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:27,000
Thank you.
433
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:29,160
You must be happy, man.
434
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,120
Your best friend's wedding
is fixed.
435
00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:37,680
Do you know, sir?
436
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:41,880
I like Pammi a little.
437
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:44,880
You?
‐ Yeah.
438
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,200
Really?
439
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,520
You hid it well, man.
440
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:54,720
Normally, I notice all this
very quickly.
441
00:22:58,240 --> 00:22:59,240
Pammi.
442
00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:04,160
She's very beautiful though.
‐ Yes.
443
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:06,840
Very much.
444
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:08,800
And she is lovely too.
445
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,000
And smart.
446
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,360
Smarter than me.
447
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:15,040
And now..
448
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,360
What's the point now, sir?
I mean..
449
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:22,240
Will you give up so easily?
450
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:26,960
She's engaged, sir. ‐ So?
‐ What are you saying?
451
00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:28,480
But she isn't married yet.
452
00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:32,560
You know,
a person should never give up.
453
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:34,640
Yes.
454
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,240
That was the agenda
of today's speech.
455
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:39,560
Really.
456
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,320
Never ever give up.
457
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:45,600
Don't worry, Jagdeep sir!
458
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:48,040
I have a gun
in case the tiger comes!
459
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:50,480
That gun is empty, you idiot!