You didn't forget to flush this time, right?
Mind your own business.
Where's all my stuff?
This online shopping is an amazing thing, man!
You get everything.
Ayurvedic asafoetida cola.
Wow! ‐ Ayurvedic asafoetida cola?
What's my asafoetida cola doing on your computer?
Wait a minute..
All my things are here.
Bloody Amit! You even sold my grandpa's dentures!
T.P., tell me something.
Why do you bring your grandpa's dentures to the office?
Amit, I want all of them back right now! ‐ Bhadoria.
Has my delivery from online shopping arrived? ‐ Yes.
Thank you.
Yay!
This online shopping is just the thing to sink my teeth into.
Grandpa!
Bastards.
They're selling my own myrobalan candy to me for Rs. 147.99.
Happy day, Pammi.
Did you pack your bags?
Sir.
Sir, what was that email about? Where are we going?
Secret. Top secret.
This morning Chaddha sir sent all of us an email saying..
'Everybody, pack your bags for an overnight stay and come.'
'We're going out.'
But the destination is a surprise.
Yep. And he has sent a few pictures so that we can guess the place, so..
Here they are.
A photo of a half‐naked kid, fire
and a gun.
So basically, wherever we're going to go
we'll surely end up in jail.
The moment has arrived when I'll reveal to everyone
the place where we are going.
Jim Corbett National Park. To meet the tiger.
So, is everyone ready to mingle in the jungle?
In November during winter? ‐ I was getting a group discount.
Don't you have thermal underwear?
Chaddha sir, I can't come. I have a mock test for CAT.
Forget the cat, dude.
I'm going to show you a tiger, man. Tiger!
But, sir, we have to submit the quarterly account statement tomorrow.
Yes, finish it off before leaving.
But, sir, it's too much.. ‐ Not my problem, man.
I can't handle each of your problems.
You guys stop cribbing and
enjoy the trip, guys.
Okay?
Amit, you can bring Loveleen along with you.
If she's free. ‐ Yes.
Okay. ‐ Good..
In this trip
there will be bonfire.
There will be camping.
And best of all
my motivational speech
which I've been preparing for a week.
That's amazing, sir.
My speeches are world famous in Wilkins Chawla.
I have such a gift of the gab that once I sold a comb to a baldie.
Really.
Although, he bought it for his wife, but..
Still.
Sir, are you going to bore us with your speech even at the picnic?
Kutty.
First of all, this is not a picnic.
It's a motivational session.
And secondly..
Boring?
Kutty
I always put some interesting stuff in my speeches
so that people forget their phones and concentrate on me.
Let's say this office is a jungle
and I'm the tiger.
Then what will the sales department be?
Chaddha ji, jackals?
No, Rajinder.
Sales department is the hunter.
So, the whole sales department wants to kill you?
No. I mean.. ‐ You mean you're a rabbit?
No.. I'm a tiger. I'm a tiger, okay?
Last year, in order to motivate us, sir took us for the movie 'Dangal'.
For the next eight days, he was practising wrestling moves on employees.
I don't know when he'll get over this jungle fever.
I'm Sher Khan.
Amit is Bagheera.
Pammi is Mowgli.
And me? ‐ You're Baloo.
Sarla is a buffalo.
Madhukar is a python.
I'm a buffalo, huh?
And he's a python? ‐ Yes.
Have you guys not watched 'The Jungle Book'?
What is that? ‐ 'The Jungle Book', man.
"Jungle to jungle The word has spread"
"Here and there"
"A flower has bloomed Wearing underwear.."
What are you doing, sir? We have women here.
What are you saying? ‐ The flower is wearing underwear.
But we have women here.
How come none of you have watched 'The Jungle Book'?
Oh, yes. The one with Fardeen Khan. ‐ Oh, yes.
Forget 'The Jungle Book'. Forget it.
This office is a jungle, and I'm the Tarzan.
You know Tarzan, right?
Tarzan? Tarzan.. ‐ Tarzan, man! Tarzan!
If Chaddha sir doesn't scream out loud, thumping his chest
like Tarzan within 10 minutes after reaching the jungle
then you can rename me Bagheera.
Hey. There was a movie called 'Tarzan'.
'Tarzan'. In that movie, they say, 'Tarzan'..
Tarzan speaks Hindi?
Wow. ‐ Forget all this, guys.
We are going to the jungle and everyone is coming, okay?
Or else I'll fire each one of you.
Hi, welcome.
‐ Welcome to you too.
Jagdeep, right? ‐ Yes.
We spoke over the phone. I'm Ranger Vishwas Chauhan.
Myself Jagdeep Chaddha.
The one in charge here.
Actually, I'm the one in charge of all the groups here officially.
Okay.
So, when are we going to meet the tiger?
Tiger?
Tiger reserve is open only during the day.
But.. But we are here only for a night.
I had told you over the phone.
No night safari.
Oh, man.
Okay, fine. ‐ Welcome.
Don't tell my staff, okay?
I don't lie.
In my motivational speeches, I talk a lot about leadership.
A true leader is the one
who doesn't quit in any situation.
And also wins everyone's respect.
I'm Tarzan!
Is this real?
Two pipes?
It can fire two bullets at a time?
Guys.. One second. First of all, I welcome everyone.
Welcome. ‐ I'm Forest Ranger Vishwas Chauhan.
But you can call me Ranger Vishwas.
And I'm Jagdeep Chaddha. You can call me Jaggu, Jaggu dada.
One question. ‐ Yes, T. P., tell me.
Not to you, sir. To Ranger sir.
Yes, please ask. ‐ Sir, if the tiger comes here smelling us
then whom will he eat first.
I mean.. ‐ The chances of an attack are less.
When the tiger comes.. ‐ You'll find out from the Internet.
So.. ‐ The langur monkeys
and the deer will alert us.
The langur sitting on trees see the tigers coming from a distance
and they alert us.
And even if the tiger does come
there's nothing to worry about. He has a gun.
He'll shoot it. ‐ No. That's not allowed.
Even if you kill one or two, it won't be a big deal.
There are so many tigers. ‐ Jagdeep!
This is not your private party.
There are other groups here, too.
Understood? ‐ Yes.
This is not your office.
It's a jungle. ‐ Exactly, I was saying the same thing.
This is not an office but a jungle.
And, in that case, the sales department becomes..
Jagdeep! ‐ The hunter.
I'll cancel your picnic right away.
Then you all will have to get into the bus and go back to Delhi.
Okay, sorry.
Hi, Pammi.
You're so lovely. You must've tried modelling, right?
Hey, she never tried any modelling and all that.
She was into artsy‐fartsy things since childhood.
She used to paint pictures of flowers and fruits.
I told her
if you want a rose, take it from the garden.
What is the point of drawing it?
So funny.
What's so funny about that?
Wait a minute.
I have seen you somewhere before.
Hey..
You are the dancer from that Punjabi song, right?
Her? No. What nonsense.
Man, I have seen her.. ‐ Yes, I was.
See. I told you she was.
Hey, what song was it?
Tell us.
"I wanna twerk with you I wanna bump booties with you"
"I wanna take a selfie Under your father's nose"
"I wanna twerk with you I wanna bump booties with you"
"I wanna take a selfie Under your father's nose"
Give it to me here, sir. Here.. ‐ Back off. I'll do it.
Like this, sir? ‐ T. P.?
Do a thing for me. ‐ No, sir. Not now.
Now Ranger Vishwas is going to say something important.
Yes, sir. Give it to me.
Sir, can I pour kerosene on it?
No, not now. First, watch. ‐ Okay.
Jagdeep.
How will you justify this picnic to the head office?
Picnic?
How many times have I told you this is a motivational session?
I have prepared a presentation as well. ‐ Is it?
Then why are you not giving the presentation?
I'll have to report this to the HO.
HO's spy.
Okay, guys.
Now, it's the time for a motivational session.
Yes? Everybody, listen.
WC guys
and non‐WC guys too.
T.P., listen. Why have we come here?
To see a tiger.
It's alright that we didn't get to see one.
No problem. I just want to say
just like tigers, it's very difficult to capture your clients.
And for that we need teamwork.
And team..
Where did my teamwork notes go?
Bonfire. Did you see that?
Wow! Ranger sa'ab is on fire.
Hail Lord Hanuman.
Sir, can we light a torch and go to the jungle?
We'll burn some trees there
then the tiger will run away. ‐ No.
Fire is very dangerous. ‐ Why sir? I even got kerosene from home.
Put it down. Put it down.
Sir, if I scare the tiger away
will I get a uniform like yours?
Have you held a gun before?
Keep it in mind.
If an alert is sounded, then what does it mean?
It means that the tiger is in movement.
Right.
And what are you supposed to do? ‐ I have to protect, sir.
Very good.
I am putting my trust on you, Mishra.
Yes, sir.
Now this belongs to you.
I have faced a tiger in my life before.
In Mathura Zoo.
The tiger roared
and I wet my pants.
But I was a kid back then.
And today
after 30 years
it's time for my revenge.
The gun has no bullets in it.
Yes. So, as I was saying..
Hunting a client and a tiger is very challenging.
And to hunt a client.. ‐ Hey, Chaddha sir.
Forget the client.
Music is on. Let's dance!
Hey..
This is important, man. What are you doing?
"I wanna twerk with you I wanna bump booties with you"
"I wanna take a selfie Under your father's nose"
"I wanna talk to you I wanna chill with you"
"I wanna pout my mouth And take a photo with you"
Forget the speech! Just dance..
"I wanna"
"I wanna talk to you I wanna chill with you"
"I wanna take a photo with you And make a poster out of it"
"I wanna twerk with you I wanna bump booty with you"
I'm their boss in the office.
But outside work, I'm their friend first.
I will do anything for them.
If they're motivated by dancing, then Chaddha will dance for them tonight.
I swear Chaddha will dance.
Who is that? ‐ Oh, my. A gun?
It's you.
What are you doing here?
And what are you doing here, Triveni ji?
I'm protecting you
from tigers.
You forgot about me.
Look at this.
I've got
'Gond Laddus' for you.
Please have it.
No.
What if the tiger eats someone's kidney out there?
How will I face Ranger sir?
Don't distract me with these sweets.
Look, it's beautiful out there.
Will you go for a walk with me?
No, dear.
Let me drink a little first.
It'll make everything pleasant.
Isn't it, Loveleen?
No, that..
This one? ‐ Yes. ‐ Take it.
Hey! Save some..
Hey, Amit. Handle her. She's drunk.
You okay?
Hey, be careful with the glass.
I didn't see a single animal in this jungle.
Except for the ones from our office.
All are quite hammered. ‐ Yes.
Sometimes I feel like I don't know Parmeet at all.
We are so different.
So, your girlfriend is a model.
How do you feel about that?
She is one of a kind, actually.
I'm going to the bonfire.
What was there in your presentation?
Nothing much.
Just
motivating people to make more sales
by giving the example of the jungle.
What do you mean? ‐ Imagine the tiger attacks us now
whom will you save first?
Women and kids.
No. You haven't been listening carefully.
I said you're a salesman.
You'll save the profit margin, right?
The tiger and the profit margin?
What nonsense. ‐ Look..
You have never been a leader, right?
How would you know?
Actually, I was a Major in the army.
And I've led surgical strikes. ‐ Oh, wow!
Then, you should be the one to give a motivational speech.
Sir, Ranger sir is a true leader.
He has given me a loaded gun too.
I wish I was engaged like you.
I have been engaged for three years now.
Yet, the wedding date hasn't been fixed.
I hope you don't punish yourself for so long.
Amit, if your office catches fire
whom will you save first?
The customers. They're very important, so yeah.
Hey, he turned out to be his boss's stooge.
Ranger Bhaisaab!
Sir, I have a small question on my mind.
Go on. ‐ When you were in the army
did you ever get close to death?
Yes, I did.
Okay.
So, how was the feeling?
There were gunshots all around.
And all I could think about was
that I can't leave my fiancée alone in this world.
As soon as I got discharged
I went back to my village and married her.
I would save the receptionist.
Pammi, I want to talk to you.
What happened? ‐ Come with me. ‐ Pammi!
Hey, Pammi.
I've decided today.
Ranger sa'ab..
He has made me realise today.
Enough is enough.
Now
I'm going to fix the wedding date right now.
Parmeet. ‐ In the month of June
and the date is 10th.
Tell me.
Will you marry me?
Oh, my God.
She said yes!
That's amazing, Parmeet.
Thank you..
Awesome.
How amazing. ‐ Thank you..
Thank you. ‐ Let's drink, everyone. ‐ Wow!
The 'endless engagement' is over.
I must get all the credit.
I'm the one who asked Parmeet to get married. It's good for him.
Hey, sir, wait a minute.
All this happened because of Ranger sa'ab.
After listening to his story.
Thank you, sir ji.
Oh, come on, man.
Amit, let's go there and dance.
What happened?
Amit.
Will we be like this one day.. ‐ No.
Never.
No?
Why did you bring me here if you had to say such depressing things?
I don't know. ‐ What do you mean you don't know?
Loveleen, I'm sorry. I want to break up with you.
Amit?
I'm sorry. It's over.
Everyone looks so motivated.
Don't they?
Okay, all right.
After Parmeet's surprise
there won't be any impact of my speech.
But still.
How to hunt for a client?
Hey, listen to me. It's important.
If you want to hunt down a client
you'll have to follow them.
You guys, I mean..
Sir, nobody will listen. You said it yourself
people will pay attention if you spice it up.
Okay. Listen, everyone!
T.P. just told me that a tiger is coming this way.
No. ‐ Yes. ‐ I didn't. ‐ What tiger?
Yeah, so whom will you save first?
The client or the profit margin?
Tiger! Tiger!
What's going on? ‐ You'll save the profit margin. Ask me why?
Dad, I also want to see the tiger.
You'll save the profit margin. Ask me why?
Hey, what's going on here? ‐ Tiger.. tiger..
Jagdeep sir is saying that the tiger is here.
Chaddha sir said a tiger is coming! Where is the tiger?
Hey, get up. ‐ Look what happened because of you!
What kind of an idiot runs away abandoning his wife and kids on hearing 'tiger'?
If they had heard me completely, they would've understood
that I was just motivating them.
Then, they would have been motivated, right?
They wouldn't have run away.
What happened to you?
That idiot Ranger has asked me to stay away from everyone.
Like it's a punishment or something. ‐ Sir?
Yes.
He has made such a big deal out of it.
It's a weird day today. ‐ Yes.
Thank you.
You must be happy, man.
Your best friend's wedding is fixed.
Do you know, sir?
I like Pammi a little.
You? ‐ Yeah.
Really?
You hid it well, man.
Normally, I notice all this very quickly.
Pammi.
She's very beautiful though. ‐ Yes.
Very much.
And she is lovely too.
And smart.
Smarter than me.
And now..
What's the point now, sir? I mean..
Will you give up so easily?
She's engaged, sir. ‐ So? ‐ What are you saying?
But she isn't married yet.
You know, a person should never give up.
Yes.
That was the agenda of today's speech.
Really.
Never ever give up.
Don't worry, Jagdeep sir!
I have a gun in case the tiger comes!
That gun is empty, you idiot!