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Properly..
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Hey, idiot! Left,
Man, left!
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Sir, my left or your left?
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Hey..
‐ Or both of our left?
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When I'll slap you,
you'll know which left it is.
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Jagdeep,
where are you shoving this?
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That's what she said.
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Come.
‐ Jagdeep, my rangoli.
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I didn't do this.
T. P. did this.
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Sir, my shoe size is eight
and this is nine..
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And I am standing here.
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T.P., have some shame,
and hold this.
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It's selfie time.
From Chaddhi to his buddies.
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Happy Diwali, one, two, three.
‐ Yay!
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Bhadoria, come here.
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So, during Diwali
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the companies give gifts
to their clients and suppliers.
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There are some sad gifts like this one.
Wilkins Chawla's calendar.
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And then there are some cool gifts
like this one.
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Globo Bank's piggy bank.
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So, I was thinking of gifting
this to Pammi.
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A, because she likes animals.
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And, B, because saving money
is a very good habit.
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So, I was thinking of putting
in some special things in it.
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Like chocolates.
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This photo of mine
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which she finds very funny.
I don't know why.
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But yeah.. Okay.
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Photo.
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And..
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A note.
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What's written on it?
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I can't tell you that
because it's personal.
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Look, you should
share happiness on Diwali
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with the ones you..
like.
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That's all, so..
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Did you check the song list?
‐ Yeah.
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Obscene words like 'bidi',
'blouse' and 'skirt' won't do.
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Yeah. 'Amplifier', 'sweet love',
'tweeter'..
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Absolutely no English words.
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Today, at my friend Monty's
Chhatarpur farmhouse
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there's a card party.
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But I'm stuck here with these women
from the black‐and‐white era.
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What the f..
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And, Sarla ji,
for the ceremony inauguration
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you were going to
get the lamp, right?
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Here it is.
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Sarla ji, you've been bringing
this for the last three years.
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But it's been working just fine
for the last three years, right?
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Hey, it's Diwali!
Diwali!
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My sparklers! Yes.
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Even he is here.
My crunchy cracker!
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How's it going?
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Planning and all?
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Sir, Pammi has added frozen peas
to the 'Pulao'.
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Nothing vegetarian. Only non‐veg, okay?
‐ Sir, budget?
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Oh, Sarla ji.
How much money do you need?
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Tell me.
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This time,
everything will be double.
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Double the food.
Double the desserts.
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Tell you what,
keep all of it.
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This Diwali
has to be unforgettable.
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I know..
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You might be thinking that the boss
is losing all his money this Diwali.
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Actually, when I saved the company's money
by firing Bhandari
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the head office gave me a bonus.
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Bhandari.
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I think
I should call him on Diwali.
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Think big. Something big.
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You know, a rocket firecracker
that goes up in the sky and writes
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'Happy Diwali and peace to all.'
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'Hail Goddess. Rock the world.
Jagdeep Chaddha and friends.'
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Are you serious?
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No, sir..
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Firecrackers are the influence of
of foreign culture.
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Western culture.
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Sir, I think
we should think of something
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that's purely Indian.
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For instance, Uncle Deepak.
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Uncle who?
‐ Uncle Deepak, sir.
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He's very popular in my village.
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He brings happiness
during Diwali.
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Really?
How does this uncle look?
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Santa Claus on Diwali?
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No.. Not Santa Claus.
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Uncle Deepak.
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Hundred percent Indian.
Here you go, your gift.
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Be happy, my child.
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Hey, cool, T. P.
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Sack full of gifts,
beard, cap..
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Very original.
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By the way,
how does this Uncle Deepak laugh?
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Very nice.
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Guys, Prem Chopra will also..
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T.P., why on earth are you dressed
as Santa Claus?
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No, sir. I'm Uncle Deepak..
‐ Sarla ji.
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Who gave you this wall clock?
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It's a gift from
Swastika Group of Companies.
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Wonderful. It's nice.
Very nice.
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Looks like the corporates
are being quite generous this year.
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Right?
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Swastika Group of Companies
gifted me a wall clock this year.
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A hamper from Sunrise Company.
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The reward of sweet‐talking them
for six years.
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From Cosco Textiles, I received
this cotton saree as a gift.
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I'm gonna rub this on the faces
of those women who wear jeans‐top.
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Next Sunday, there's a protest
against love jihad.
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I'll wear it there.
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Bhadoria,
is that what you got?
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This is nothing, sir.
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Kutty sir has got a microwave.
‐ What?
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Yes, sir.
‐ A real one?
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Yes, sir. A real one.
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I used to get huge gifts
when I was on the field.
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Toaster, foot massager..
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But ever since I got confined
to this office
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I'm getting just calendars..
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and this.. This mug.
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'Ratanlal Gobar Gas . Because
everything turns into waste eventually.'
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Nonsense.
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And outside, microwave.
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Microwave.
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Ready? Ta‐da..
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Oh, it's so cute!
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You don't want this?
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Well, there's hardly ever anything
left of my salary for me to save in this.
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You keep it.
‐ Okay.
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Something's in it.
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Money?
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Something more valuable
than that.
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What's in it? Tell me.
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Okay. Everyone.
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I was thinking since morning
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why not do something new
this Diwali.
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Trendsetting.
‐ Like Uncle Deepak, sir. ‐ No, dude.
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Diwali pool.
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Sir.
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I haven't brought
my swimsuit.
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Sarla ji, not that pool.
I'm talking about a gift pool.
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Just like the way they put all tips
in the tip box of a restaurant
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and then the management
distributes it equally.
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Let's follow that. Yes?
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But, sir, who gives us tips here?
‐ I'm talking about gifts, dude.
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I want you all to take out
your best corporate gifts.
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And, Bhadoria,
get that box here.
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Sir, one minute.
‐ Hurry up, dude.
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Let's put our best corporate
gifts in the box.
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Bhadoria, get it.
Hurry up.
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Sir, I wanted to use this
box for something else.
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Forget it.
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Everyone will put their gifts in it
and then we will distribute.
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Okay?
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Starting with the boss,
my precious mug.
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I'm keeping this. Come on.
‐ Now, it's my turn.
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Now, it's my turn
because I'm second in command.
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Here goes my coconut 'Barfi'.
‐ Very good, T. P.
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Come on, everyone.
Order is order.
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Amit,
put your gift in the box.
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Come on.
‐ No..
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I'm not giving this, sir. It's a special gift.
I'm not giving this.
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Really?
What's so special about it?
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What's so special about it?
Who gifted you that?
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Who gifted you that? Here..
‐ Sir.
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Sir, it's a gift from a client
for me.
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I can't give this.
‐ No, not you..
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Us. It's a gift for us.
For Wilkins Chawla. Get it?
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And there's no room for
yours and mine in Wilkins Chawla.
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Everything is ours.
‐ Did you hear?
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Hail Lord Hanuman!
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T.P., what are you doing?
‐ I snatched it. I snatched it, sir.
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I snatched it. ‐ Come on..
‐ T. P., it's special.
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Come on, everyone.
Come.. Come on..
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Saleem sir, come.
‐ Madhukar.
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Hey.. Here.
Put all your gifts here. ‐ Sir..
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Go..
‐ Come on.
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What is this? Not just the card.
Get the entire gift hamper.
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What will we do with the card?
Come on.
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Kutty, the big one.
Very good.
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Come on, everyone.
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Yes, Kutty. Very good. The big one.
Put it in this. ‐ Yes, very good.
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Come..
‐ Everybody, are you done?
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Okay, step back, everyone.
It's done. ‐ Very nice.
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Hey! Don't touch. Don't touch.
It's office property now. Move back.
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Sir.
‐ Hey..
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Happy, happy Diwali to you.
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Sir, I'm laughing
in case you didn't notice.
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Very good, T. P.
And the first gift.
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And.. Goes to T. P. Mishra.
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Yes!
‐ It's Amit's gift.
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Yes, it's Amit's gift. I snatched
Amit's gift from his hands.
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T.P., focus here. Yes?
‐ Okay, sir. Yes.
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The next gift goes to Sarla ji.
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Sarla ji, the coconut Barfi
is very tasty. Have it.
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And this goes to Kutty.
‐ Kutty.
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Come on.
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Hey, come on.
It seems like a lovely gift.
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Sir, that..
‐ What is it? A silver plate.
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This goes to Anjali.
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Anjali ji..
‐ Anjali.
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This is for Pammi.
Where's Sapan?
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This is for Rinchin.
‐ Rinchin, take it.
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It's not made in China.
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Come on, Amit.
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This is a bit light. Madhukar.
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Saleem ji.
‐ Saleem ji.
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And this is for Bhadoria.
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It's a memorable gift. Diwali card.
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And last. I think it's the last.
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And probably the least I think.
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It's for me.
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Dude! What's this?
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What's this!
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This? I wonder what's in it.
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Does anyone have an idea?
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Does anyone know?
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People say that it's the thought that matters
when it comes to gifts.
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Absolutely wrong.
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Value is more important
than the thought.
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I love you 20,635 plus taxes times.
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The value of the gift reflects
the value of the relationship.
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It's simple mathematics.
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He gave me this
for a bloody microwave. This.
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It doesn't even have a battery.
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Open sesame.
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Hello, Mom.
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Hey, it's me. Who else?
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Mom, you wanted a microwave, right?
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I am getting one.
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Tonight. Let's heat the dinner
in the microwave.
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Sure, prepare it. Okay.
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A can of oil
from Kamla Oil Mills.
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Then who got the microwave?
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What's wrong with him?
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From Magnus Enterprise a
redeemable voucher for a microwave.
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It's incredible.
‐ Wow, dude.
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Wow, Bhadoria. You're having
a true Diwali this year.
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Yes, Amit bhai.
I'm enjoying it.
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When I was in sales,
I knew how to please my bosses.
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But these people..
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They are holding onto their gifts
instead of spreading happiness.
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Look.
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They won't spread joy
even on the day of Diwali.
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Hello. Yes, Mom.
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What? You're making
lotus root 'Biryani'?
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No, it's great..
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Yes, I'll get curd.
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Yes. The microwave, too.
Yes.
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Keep it over there, Madhukar ji.
249
00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:53,760
Everyone looks good in sari,
right?
250
00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:55,680
You should have worn one, too.
251
00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:58,040
Look. Look at this..
252
00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:00,560
This hamper is worth
about Rs. 5,000.
253
00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:02,880
And that piggy bank is not
even worth Rs. 100.
254
00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:04,760
It's a great exchange, bro.
Take it.
255
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,480
No..
256
00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,480
The thing is that
I like this piggy bank.
257
00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:15,200
By the way, to turn down money
on Diwali is a bad omen.
258
00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:18,880
Where's the key?
‐ I don't know. What key? ‐ Hello.
259
00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:20,400
Everybody, it's 6 p. m.
260
00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:22,640
Stop working.
Change your clothes.
261
00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:26,480
You have already done it.
Very good. Let the party begin.
262
00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:29,160
No, sir.. We can party later.
263
00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:32,320
First, we have to inaugurate
the Diwali celebrations.
264
00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:35,600
One minute. I'm the senior.
Move!
265
00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:38,240
Sir, begin the countdown.
‐ Yes.
266
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,520
Three, two, one.
‐ Two, one.
267
00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:44,200
Happy Diwali!
268
00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:45,240
Happy Diwali.
269
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:48,520
What's this?
Is it a load‐shedding Diwali?
270
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,840
Sir, it was working, you know.
271
00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:55,240
It's all right, Sarla ji.
272
00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:57,880
Okay, let's do something fun
instead of these boring things.
273
00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:00,480
Diwali's incomplete
unless you gamble.
274
00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:01,720
Gambling is not allowed
in the office.
275
00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:03,160
With money. Correct.
276
00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:06,840
But we are going to gamble
with our gifts, dude.
277
00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,240
Excited? Yes?
278
00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:12,240
Firstly, rules. We all are going
to bet our gifts.
279
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:15,280
And then we'll choose
one card among the three.
280
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:16,840
For example, this one.
281
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:20,320
And if the card turns out
to be the biggest like this one
282
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:21,560
you win.
283
00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:24,400
And then you can exchange
your gift with others.
284
00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:27,000
Well, if you lose,
then too bad.
285
00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:29,120
Well, who wants to go first?
286
00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:32,160
No. Your Royal Highness Saleem,
it's your turn.
287
00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:40,160
He got a king.
288
00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:43,760
Hey, wow. You win.
289
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,680
What do you want?
What gift do you want?
290
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,400
Microwave.
291
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:54,920
Whose turn is it now?
292
00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:57,560
Okay, Pammi.
293
00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,520
Come on.
Choose a card.
294
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:02,960
She got a queen.
295
00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:06,560
And Pammi wins.
‐ Microwave.
296
00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:09,200
Not the piggy bank?
297
00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:11,760
But it's a microwave..
298
00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:15,240
If you want me to..
‐ Hey, no, no. Go for it..
299
00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:20,200
Okay. Who's next?
300
00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:25,080
Oh, no! A 10! Amit, you lost.
301
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,440
Give back my piggy bank.
‐ Hey..
302
00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:32,360
And take your hamper.
Keep it.
303
00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:35,040
Wow!
You won with a 10.
304
00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:38,200
Sir, it's my turn now..
‐ Pick a card.
305
00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:47,280
He got an ace.
‐ Yes!
306
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,160
Give me the piggy bank.
Give back my piggy bank.
307
00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:54,160
Come on, give it back
with the key this time.
308
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:56,200
Give me the key.
Sir, he is not giving the key.
309
00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:57,680
Come on, Amit.
Be a sport.
310
00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:01,840
Good boy, Amit.
‐ Yes. ‐ Wow!
311
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:05,320
This game is too much fun.
312
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:06,680
Who wants to go next?
313
00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:07,680
I can't stand it.
314
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:11,800
Diwali Party Planning Committee
can't condone such unethical activities.
315
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,840
Kutty, loser.
‐ First, lottery.
316
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:17,280
Then gambling.
What's next?
317
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:22,280
Dancing and alcohol?
‐ Yes.. Got it.
318
00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:24,000
Is it an office
or a den of debauchery?
319
00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:30,640
I want the microwave.
320
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:35,960
I'm going to make soybean 'Kofta'
in this for everybody.
321
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:39,160
Not so fast, Sarla ji.
I'm the last player.
322
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:42,320
Your boss is yet to play.
323
00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:44,840
Okay? Ready?
Final round.
324
00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:48,360
Go ahead, sir.
‐ Okay.
325
00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:59,800
Long live Chaddha sir!
326
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,880
Who's the boss?
‐ Everybody repeat. Long live..
327
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:04,520
Who's the boss..
‐ ..Chaddha sir.
328
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:05,840
Sarla ji.
329
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:09,360
You can still make those
soybean 'Kofta'.
330
00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:11,640
But with this sesame oil
331
00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:15,240
because the microwave is mine.
332
00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:17,360
Mine! Whose?
Mine..
333
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:20,280
Give it to me. Come on.
Come on, Sarla ji.
334
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:22,720
Come on.
335
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,560
Yes. All is well.
336
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:30,120
Happy Diwali to everyone.
It's an amazing Diwali.
337
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,680
It's party time.
Let's go.
338
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:35,160
Let's go.. Happy Diwali.
Let's go, everyone.
339
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,640
T.P., please don't open it here.
340
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:59,440
Why not?
What have you hidden in it?
341
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:04,520
I can't open this.
342
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:08,280
Chaddha!
‐ Chopra!
343
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:11,880
Your Diwali has finally begun.
Your deity has finally appeared.
344
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,320
Happy Diwali.
345
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,480
Chopra is here.
When did you grow this bush?
346
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:19,200
It's not a bush.
It's a magnet.
347
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,840
A magnet
that attracts women towards me.
348
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,320
Watch this. Hello, cutie.
349
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:29,680
She walked away.
350
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,960
Chaddha, your office is
full of frigid bores.
351
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,120
Yeah, dude.
352
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,040
But we gotta do something about it.
353
00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:40,040
Cheers!
‐ Come on, have it.
354
00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,960
Let the games begin!
355
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:47,640
Let's party!
‐ Liquor is here!
356
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:51,040
Drink. ‐ Come on, drink up.
Pour some for me.
357
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,640
Yo, Kitty baby.
358
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,880
Hey, where are you?
‐ Excuse me!
359
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,280
Hey, you cheap Romeo.
360
00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:10,000
I'll slap you,
you disgusting sleazeball!
361
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,640
Kitty baby, I'm very lonely.
362
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:15,600
Do a little dance with me..
‐ How you dare..
363
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:18,440
What are you doing, Prem?
Bad boy..
364
00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:19,920
I'm not a bad boy, but a killer.
365
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:21,640
I'm a killer..
366
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,480
Come here. ‐ Sir, you
talk some sense into his head
367
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,640
otherwise, I'm going to call
animal control.
368
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,240
He misbehaved
with Pammi as well.
369
00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:30,200
Sorry, he's a little drunk.
‐ And he has eaten onions, too.
370
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:33,560
Here you go.
‐ Thank you.
371
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:36,040
Show me that step you were doing.
‐ What step, sir?
372
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:38,320
It was too good.
‐ You mean the Chameli step?
373
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:40,920
Yes.
‐ It's like..
374
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:46,200
Saving your killer dance moves
for the end?
375
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,360
You mean my famous cobra dance?
376
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:52,600
Yeah, cobra dance.
‐ Well, speaking of saving.
377
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,080
How did you get it?
‐ Exchange.
378
00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:01,280
I convinced T. P.
379
00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:04,280
that his mother would look like
Mother India in that cotton saree.
380
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,920
Wow. Great.
381
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,600
Let's find out what's in it.
382
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:15,080
The key you are using to open it
is for my drawer.
383
00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:15,960
Here's the real key.
384
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,600
Smart, Amit.
385
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,200
What's this?
386
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,280
Dara Singh.
387
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,920
It's very cute.
‐ And..
388
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:43,640
There's a note, too.
389
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:46,120
I have written it for you, so..
390
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,320
Pammi..
391
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:53,640
Pammi. I heard
everyone got a gift.
392
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,600
What did you get?
‐ Amit's gift.
393
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,120
Amit's gift? Let me take a look.
394
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,760
What's in the note?
‐ Nothing.
395
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:03,880
You know, it has a chocolate, too.
396
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:05,920
Chocolate?
397
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:09,240
The chocolate's mine.
398
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:12,120
Rajinder,
I've got some sweets here.
399
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:15,960
Parmeet, what are you doing?
‐ It's the return gift.
400
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,120
Thank you, Amit.
Thank you.
401
00:21:25,963 --> 00:21:26,985
What's in the note?
402
00:21:27,563 --> 00:21:28,633
It's nothing.
403
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:38,000
Cheers!
404
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,640
Happy Diwali.
‐ Happy Diwali.
405
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,200
Hello, Camera ji.
406
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,120
Take a picture of mine, too.
407
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,200
Bansal Tents and Events.
408
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:56,680
Hi.
409
00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:59,280
What.. What do you do, sir?
410
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:03,200
He's here, too!
411
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:10,600
What are you drinking? Beer?
Let's exchange.
412
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:13,720
Wish you a very happy Diwali.
413
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,480
Sweets.
‐ What?
414
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:19,600
Come on.
Chaddha, happy Diwali!
415
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,800
Come..
‐ I pulled a muscle.
416
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,560
Somebody, save me!
417
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:33,280
Vinod Bansal.
‐ Parmeet.
418
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:37,520
I'm the proprietor of Tent.. Vinod Bansal.
‐ Happy Diwali.
419
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:40,000
Happy.. Bansal.
420
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,880
God bless all.
421
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:45,600
Happy Diwali, all.
422
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:47,160
Happy Diwali, Saleem ji.
423
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:51,000
Bhadoria, the remaining
beer in the carton
424
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:52,400
will you put it in my car?
425
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,360
Sure, sir.
‐ Yes. Happy Diwali, sir.
426
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:55,680
Happy Diwali.
427
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,960
Is it done, Bhadoria?
Yes? Come.
428
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:03,200
Sir, these many bottles are left.
429
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,840
Shall we go, sir?
‐ Yes.
430
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:11,960
Listen..
431
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,160
What gift did you finally get?
432
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,200
Nothing fancy, sir.
I got a pen stand.
433
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:22,760
Will you exchange?
434
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,080
Are you serious?
‐ Yes.
435
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:31,280
Thank you, sir.
436
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:33,000
Okay.. Listen to me.
‐ Sir, you're great.
437
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:34,600
Let me tell you a joke.
438
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:38,080
Once upon a time,
Santa Singh and Banta Singh..
439
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:39,120
Let me help you.
440
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,720
On the festival of Diwali,
people worship money.
441
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:44,920
But they forget that life's
not all about money.
442
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:49,120
This festival is all
about connecting hearts
443
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,160
and spreading happiness.
444
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:53,960
By the way,
I have read somewhere
445
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:55,840
that microwave cooking causes cancer.
446
00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:59,160
So, happy Diwali.