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Good morning, Pammi.
‐ Good morning, sir.
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Good morning.
‐ Morning. ‐ Happy day!
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Good morning, sir.
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Pammi, what are you doing?
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A person is committing
a crime in my office. ‐ What?
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Cybercrime.
Protect all the data.
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Call 100.
‐ Sir, you forgot?
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You had called the IT guy.
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Yes, sir.
Your password?
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You want my password?
‐ Yes.
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Why don't you find out yourself?
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You must know these hi‐tech tactics.
Hmm?
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What's your name?
‐ Jagdeep Chaddha.
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Oh, boy!
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Now tell me, sir.
How may I help you?
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It's important to keep an eye
on your employees these days.
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But the problem is that no one ever
accepts my friend request.
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That's why I have to
resort to other means.
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Done!
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You can now check the emails
of all the employees.
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Good.. How do you search on this?
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Sir, by typing the keyword.
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Okay, then search
for Jagdeep Chaddha.
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Let me see what they have
to say about me. Hmm.
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But, sir, your name must
be in many emails, right?
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Yes..
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Then, type Jagdeep, handsome..
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No. Funny.. Best.. Yes.
Search for 'Jagdeep, Best Boss'.
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Oh! Saleem.
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My true admirer, Saleem.
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He is the best employee.
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'Rinchin, this bloody Jagdeep is
making me wait for two hours now.'
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'You leave.
We'll go for pizza some other day.'
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'Best boss, my foot.'
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Best employee, my foot!
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Chaddha sir.
‐ Yes?
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Why are you reading
our emails? ‐ What?
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Did someone spike his 'Momos'?
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He's talking nonsense. ‐ We've got
this mail from the IT department.
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'The company has got
full access to our emails.'
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Why have you done this?
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Hey.. We're Indians, buddy!
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Privacy is not in our culture.
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D‐Do you know
that 10 million people
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bathe in 'Kumbh Mela'
together? Yes!
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Sir, some things are meant
to be kept private.
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I'll have to delete
the entire data of 2 TB.
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There's no backup either.
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You people have even linked..
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the size of your undergarments
to Aadhaar.
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And you are worried
about your emails.
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Come on, buddy.
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Are you receiving emails?
‐ Yes.
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Are you able to send them
as well? ‐ Yes.
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You should know.
‐ Absolutely.
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If there are any mails
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which you want to keep hidden then..
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I have deleted them.
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What about you?
‐ Even I have deleted them.
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Just now, T. P. asked Anjali
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to delete her 'secret' mails.
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What? That's weird.
‐ I know.
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Do you think they..
‐ No!
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They aren't, right?
‐ No.
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Are you nuts? No.
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But you never know..
‐ No! No.
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You're terrified
when you spot a lizard.
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But once it vanishes
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you keep wondering
where it is.
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I must find this lizard.
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Let me know if you spot it.
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T.P..
‐ Mm‐hmm. Not now.
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Now.
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My cousin has got proposals
from two girls. ‐ Hmm.
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One of them is fair and calm.
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And the other one
is 5 foot 6 inches tall.
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Wheatish complexion, black hair
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and short‐tempered.
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Whom should he marry?
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Do you have pictures
of their feet?
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My grandma says that it's easy
to control those girls
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whose hallux
is bigger than the second toe.
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If it is the other way around
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then the girl controls the boy.
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I like the latter type.
The dominant ones.
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Amit's mail to Sarla ji.
Interesting!
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'Please come home because
my parents are going out.'
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Disgusting!
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Amit, Sarla ji
is like a mother to you!
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Oh! He's invited everyone.
Saleem, Sapan, Pammi
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T.P., Anjali, Rinchin, Kutty,
but not me.
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Hi, Anjali.
How are you?
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I'm alright.
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It will get late tonight
leaving from Amit's house.
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So, will you be going
home by yourself
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or is someone
dropping you?
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I'll go by myself.
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Because I can wield a mean stick
even while riding a scooter.
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Of course!
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Excuse me.
This is also for me.
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My mom always says..
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'Be careful of who you
carry on your shoulders.'
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'They might just pee in your ears.'
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That's why I always
maintain some distance from them
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for decorum's sake.
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I limit myself
from being too friendly with them.
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But now I think it's time
to cross my limits.
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Sir, you'll eat with us?
‐ Why?
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Can't a jailor sit
with his prisoners? Huh?
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We should do everything together,
buddy.
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Together.
‐ Why not, sir? Of course.
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Exactly. Yes.
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No. I'm having instant noodles
after a very long time, buddy.
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Back in college,
we used to have only noodles
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for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
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We used to do everything
together in college. Together.
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I mean, we used to call
everyone for our parties.
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Seniors, juniors.
Even the professors.
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Even the professors?
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The parties used to be boring
without them.
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They were the stars of the parties,
the bosses.
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I mean, the professors.
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Yes. I am throwing
a party at my house.
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Because my parents
have gone to Saharanpur
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and my friend has bought
cheap booze from Goa.
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Four bottles of vodka.
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So, everyone from the office
is coming to my house.
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Except Chaddha sir.
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I mean, nothing personal
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but I just want everyone
to enjoy. That's it.
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What happened?
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It means
my suspicion was right.
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Amit.
‐ Hmm?
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Do I have to take the flyover
to come to your house
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or do I take a left
from underneath?
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T.P., speak softly.
‐ Why?
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Because not everyone knows
about the party, so..
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Who doesn't?
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Chaddha sir.
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Only Chaddha sir?
Why?
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B‐Because it's a surprise party
for him.
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You're doing a right thing
for the first time in your life.
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I'm proud of you, Amit.
‐ Thank you. ‐ Very good.
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T.P., shush.
‐ Shush. ‐ Good.
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Hey, listen.
‐ What?
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T.P. thinks that we're throwing
a surprise party for Chaddha sir.
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Oh! Amazing!
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Okay?
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And is Parmeet a vegetarian
or a non‐vegetarian?
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I need to order the food, so..
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Parmeet can't come. He's busy.
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Oh!
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Probably, next time.
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Pammi, are you leaving?
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Shall I walk you to the parking?
‐ No, sir. Thank you.
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Pammi..
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Rinchin.
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Why don't you and I go
have some chow mein?
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I don't like Chinese food.
‐ What?
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Kutty.
‐ Sir?
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Okay. What are your plans?
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My neighbour's toilet's tap
is broken.
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So, I'm going there as a plumber
to fix it.
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Sapan, you?
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I have tuitions. Sanskrit tuitions.
‐ What?
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Sarla ji, where are you going
in such a hurry?
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Saleem ji, you?
‐ 'Biriyani'.
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Madhu..
Go. You just go.
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Ah..
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You too?
‐ I have my Zumba class.
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T.P., buddy. I've never tried
your carom seeds‐infused tea.
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Come, let's go hangout.
Let's go to your shakha.
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No.. No, sir.
No.
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I've been assigned
an important task today.
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What? ‐ I've been asked to
distribute buttermilk in my shakha.
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I'm getting late, sir.
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So, Amit..
Are you free?
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Why don't we have some drinks?
‐ Sir..
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My treat, buddy.
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I can even drop you after that.
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You know that I drive better
when I drink, don't you?
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For you. Come.
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Sir, actually..
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Actually, one of my friends is travelling
quite a distance to meet with me.
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That's why I'm busy. So..
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You're busy?
Even I'm busy.
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Yes.
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It's Comedy Night at LOL Club,
tonight. ‐ Oh, nice!
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So, are you going there to watch?
‐ No. Not to watch.
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I am going there to perform.
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It's stand‐in comedy night today.
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'Stand‐up'.
‐ Yes. That.
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After that, all the performers
will go out together.
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You sit at home and get bored.
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That's great, sir.
You have fun.
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Of course, I will have fun!
I will have a lot of fun.
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I'll see you, sir.
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I will have lots and lots
of fun!
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Okay, may I have
your kind attention?
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The vodka counter is over there.
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Alright. Great!
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Courtesy to my friend,
Santosh.
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And we even have beers
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and cold drinks
in the refrigerator.
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So, guys, please help yourselves.
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Amit.
‐ Okay? Thank you so much.
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And please smoke in the balcony
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because my neighbour
will get to know
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if you smoke here,
and then my mom.
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And I don't want this party
to be our last party here.
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So, you know..
‐ That's fine, Amit.
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But don't you have
an air conditioner at home?
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Actually, it's there
in the bathroom. So..
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Ding‐dong..
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00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:36,382
T.P., come.
‐ What is this ?
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00:12:36,397 --> 00:12:37,509
THE DOORBELL DOESN'T WORK.
SCREAM DING DONG.
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'Ding‐dong'?
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The doorbell in my house
has devotional hymns.
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Hold this.
‐ Sorry..
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'Ding‐dong'.
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Are you T. P.?
‐ Show some respect.
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'Are you Mr. T. P. Mishra?'
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I'm sorry.
Amit praises you a lot.
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That's because
I truly am praiseworthy.
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Myself Triveni Prasad Mishra.
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Wrestling champion.
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And on weekends,
I control both the traffic
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and the love jihadis
hiding in the bushes. ‐ Oh!
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What would you like to drink?
‐ Thank you very much.
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I carry my asafoetida cola
along with me.
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Amit.
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Come.
Yes?
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When is Chaddha sir coming?
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Later‐ish.
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This will blow his mind.
‐ Isn't it?
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Good job!
‐ Great..
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Hey, hi..
‐ Hello, Amit. Hello.
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Yes. Myself Vinod Bansal.
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Proprietor of Bansal Tent
and Events.
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Here's my card.
‐ Oh, nice.
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Son, my life is full
of tents and torments.
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Oh, nice!
‐ Yes?
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00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:46,480
Hi. ‐ Hey, you're here
just in time.
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Absolutely. Myself
Mr. Vinod Bansal.
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Proprietor of Bansal Tent and Events.
Here's my card.
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Pammi Goel,
receptionist, Wilkins Chawla.
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Nice to meet you.
‐ I don't have a card.
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It doesn't matter.
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So, they want a tour
of my house.
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Would you like to join?
‐ Of course!
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So, today, I'll show you all
my bedroom, bathroom and the balcony.
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My parents' bedroom is off‐limits.
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And even my grandma's bedroom
is off‐limits
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because she is sleeping.
‐ Your grandma is at home?
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Yes.
‐ Won't she get disturbed?
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No, don't worry.
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I've removed the batteries
of her hearing aid.
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So, it won't make any difference
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even if you party all night.
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You didn't invite Loveleen?
‐ Actually, we are..
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Hello, everyone.
So, everyone's set!
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Yes, and wet too.
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Okay, guys.
So, it's open mic today.
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Every participant
will get four minutes.
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So, let's welcome
our first comic..
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Aman..
‐ Jagdeep Chaddha!
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Hey..
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I won't crack any WhatsApp joke.
I promise.
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Come on.
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Thank you, host and my friend.
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Hey, you!
What's your name?
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Yes, you..
The one who's eating chips.
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Mohit. ‐ Mohit, have you ever
been betrayed in your life?
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Your face looks like you
get deceived all the time.
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He looks like a duck.
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I always take my audience
along with me.
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That's why
I get personal with them.
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I want to make sure
that they remember my show.
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But it's not your fault.
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Your mom
must've cheated on your dad.
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That's why you are like this.
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Hey , get off the stage!
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And get a life,
you bloody 40‐year‐old virgin!
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I'm not a virgin.
Just last month, I..
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I'm not a virgin.
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Hey!
‐ Hi.
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See. I knew that someone
would get lost
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in this 3‐bedroom maze
of a house, and..
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I was just looking around
your room.
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Is this your desk?
‐ Yup.
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And I never work there.
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Sit down. Let me see.
‐ Okay.
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Yup.
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Okay.
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So..
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So, my place should be here,
correct?
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Yeah.
That feels right.
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And T. P.'s place..
‐ Pammi, this is my bedroom.
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Can we please keep
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T.P. away from here?
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Photo albums.
‐ No.
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Actually, I'd asked mom to keep
it inside, but anyways.
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Okay!
‐ Oh, Amit, so cute!
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Look at the six‐pack abs.
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You didn't have to insult me,
but still thanks.
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Shame on you! What kind
of a girl argues with men?
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Shut up, you sexist 'pig'!
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You are a sexist pig.
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Calm down, Uncle.
You'll get a heart attack.
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Yes. Exactly, he might get
a heart attack. ‐ Yes.
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How dare you call me 'uncle'!
I'm not that old.
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You're not funny either.
‐ Yeah.. ‐ Yeah. Right.
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Get off the stage
and go to the toilet directly.
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All your jokes are shit.
‐ Exactly.
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And that was Mr. Chaddha for you.
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Ladies and gentlemen..
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Buddy, but my jokes
aren't over yet.
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But you're finished, man. Go.
You go. ‐ Hey, but..
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She wasted all my time.
‐ Dude, leave the stage
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otherwise, they'll be chucking
their shoes at you like last time. Go.
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Sarla ji, tell me something.
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Is someone having an affair
in our office?
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Look at you.
Seeking validation from me.
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What do you mean?
‐ Don't pretend.
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I know everything.
You and Amit, huh?
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Sarla ji, we're just friends.
‐ Stop lying!
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A boy and a girl
can never be friends.
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Really, Sarla ji.
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Pammi, the thing is
you and Amit
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always keep laughing and giggling,
so I thought..
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Sorry. Sorry.
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It's okay.
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A girl and a boy
can be friends too.
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If two people are laughing,
cracking jokes
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it's not necessary
that they are having an affair.
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It's wrong to think the same
of T. P. and Anjali.
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So, Aman, what's the plan?
‐ Let's go to TC's at Green Park.
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Let's go. ‐ Great.
‐ Yes. ‐ Exactly.
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Yeah. ‐ You get
'Chhole Bhature' there, right?
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I'm feeling very hungry, buddy.
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It's a ticketed event, I guess.
‐ And it's all sold out.
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Sorry.
‐ Hey, don't worry, dear.
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I can't join you all anyway.
‐ Yes. ‐ Okay.
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My junior is throwing
a special party for me
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in Faridabad.
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Oh, nice!
‐ Have fun, uncle.
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You too, aunty.
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"O beloved, we will"
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"Stay together all our lives"
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"One, two, three, four"
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Hey there!
Big daddy is here!
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Please come, sir.
‐ Hello, everyone.
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Huh?
What's happening?
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Why is everyone so silent?
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All right, cheer up
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because I've brought hot 'Samosas'
for everyone from Natharam.
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Come on, have it.
Come on.
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You're also here.
‐ Hello, sir.
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Hello.
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So..
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00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:12,680
So, what was happening here?
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00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,080
Sir, we were singing.
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That's my best game.
I'm the best in this.
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I'll sing now, okay?
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00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:22,520
Any requests?
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00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:24,360
Come on.
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Yes.
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"We are made for each other"
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Come on.
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"It would be a shame"
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"It would be a shame if we have to
Live another moment without each other"
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"We are made for each other"
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"We.."
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"I don't know what you say"
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"I don't know what you say"
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00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:08,800
"I don't know, don't know
what you say"
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00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:11,520
"I don't know what you say"
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00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,640
"You are stupid, admit it"
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00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,280
"You're handsome
You better know it"
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"Leave everything aside
And recognise my feelings"
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"Our hearts have made promises
To each other"
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00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,800
"It would be a shame"
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00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:34,960
"It would be a shame if we have to
Live another moment without each other"
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"We are made for each other"
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Yes!
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When children grow up
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they don't have any place
for parents in their lives.
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But whether they like it or not
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Jagdeep Chaddha is not going
anywhere from their lives.
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Okay?
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So, come to daddy, man!
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"We are made for each other"
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00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:05,680
"We are made for each other
Got it?"
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00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:11,320
"We are made for each other
Got it?"
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"We are made for each other"