Good morning, Pammi. ‐ Good morning, sir.
Good morning. ‐ Morning. ‐ Happy day!
Good morning, sir.
Pammi, what are you doing?
A person is committing a crime in my office. ‐ What?
Cybercrime. Protect all the data.
Call 100. ‐ Sir, you forgot?
You had called the IT guy.
Yes, sir. Your password?
You want my password? ‐ Yes.
Why don't you find out yourself?
You must know these hi‐tech tactics. Hmm?
What's your name? ‐ Jagdeep Chaddha.
Oh, boy!
Now tell me, sir. How may I help you?
It's important to keep an eye on your employees these days.
But the problem is that no one ever accepts my friend request.
That's why I have to resort to other means.
Done!
You can now check the emails of all the employees.
Good.. How do you search on this?
Sir, by typing the keyword.
Okay, then search for Jagdeep Chaddha.
Let me see what they have to say about me. Hmm.
But, sir, your name must be in many emails, right?
Yes..
Then, type Jagdeep, handsome..
No. Funny.. Best.. Yes. Search for 'Jagdeep, Best Boss'.
Oh! Saleem.
My true admirer, Saleem.
He is the best employee.
'Rinchin, this bloody Jagdeep is making me wait for two hours now.'
'You leave. We'll go for pizza some other day.'
'Best boss, my foot.'
Best employee, my foot!
Chaddha sir. ‐ Yes?
Why are you reading our emails? ‐ What?
Did someone spike his 'Momos'?
He's talking nonsense. ‐ We've got this mail from the IT department.
'The company has got full access to our emails.'
Why have you done this?
Hey.. We're Indians, buddy!
Privacy is not in our culture.
D‐Do you know that 10 million people
bathe in 'Kumbh Mela' together? Yes!
Sir, some things are meant to be kept private.
I'll have to delete the entire data of 2 TB.
There's no backup either.
You people have even linked..
the size of your undergarments to Aadhaar.
And you are worried about your emails.
Come on, buddy.
Are you receiving emails? ‐ Yes.
Are you able to send them as well? ‐ Yes.
You should know. ‐ Absolutely.
If there are any mails
which you want to keep hidden then..
I have deleted them.
What about you? ‐ Even I have deleted them.
Just now, T. P. asked Anjali
to delete her 'secret' mails.
What? That's weird. ‐ I know.
Do you think they.. ‐ No!
They aren't, right? ‐ No.
Are you nuts? No.
But you never know.. ‐ No! No.
You're terrified when you spot a lizard.
But once it vanishes
you keep wondering where it is.
I must find this lizard.
Let me know if you spot it.
T.P.. ‐ Mm‐hmm. Not now.
Now.
My cousin has got proposals from two girls. ‐ Hmm.
One of them is fair and calm.
And the other one is 5 foot 6 inches tall.
Wheatish complexion, black hair
and short‐tempered.
Whom should he marry?
Do you have pictures of their feet?
My grandma says that it's easy to control those girls
whose hallux is bigger than the second toe.
If it is the other way around
then the girl controls the boy.
I like the latter type. The dominant ones.
Amit's mail to Sarla ji. Interesting!
'Please come home because my parents are going out.'
Disgusting!
Amit, Sarla ji is like a mother to you!
Oh! He's invited everyone. Saleem, Sapan, Pammi
T.P., Anjali, Rinchin, Kutty, but not me.
Hi, Anjali. How are you?
I'm alright.
It will get late tonight leaving from Amit's house.
So, will you be going home by yourself
or is someone dropping you?
I'll go by myself.
Because I can wield a mean stick even while riding a scooter.
Of course!
Excuse me. This is also for me.
My mom always says..
'Be careful of who you carry on your shoulders.'
'They might just pee in your ears.'
That's why I always maintain some distance from them
for decorum's sake.
I limit myself from being too friendly with them.
But now I think it's time to cross my limits.
Sir, you'll eat with us? ‐ Why?
Can't a jailor sit with his prisoners? Huh?
We should do everything together, buddy.
Together. ‐ Why not, sir? Of course.
Exactly. Yes.
No. I'm having instant noodles after a very long time, buddy.
Back in college, we used to have only noodles
for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
We used to do everything together in college. Together.
I mean, we used to call everyone for our parties.
Seniors, juniors. Even the professors.
Even the professors?
The parties used to be boring without them.
They were the stars of the parties, the bosses.
I mean, the professors.
Yes. I am throwing a party at my house.
Because my parents have gone to Saharanpur
and my friend has bought cheap booze from Goa.
Four bottles of vodka.
So, everyone from the office is coming to my house.
Except Chaddha sir.
I mean, nothing personal
but I just want everyone to enjoy. That's it.
What happened?
It means my suspicion was right.
Amit. ‐ Hmm?
Do I have to take the flyover to come to your house
or do I take a left from underneath?
T.P., speak softly. ‐ Why?
Because not everyone knows about the party, so..
Who doesn't?
Chaddha sir.
Only Chaddha sir? Why?
B‐Because it's a surprise party for him.
You're doing a right thing for the first time in your life.
I'm proud of you, Amit. ‐ Thank you. ‐ Very good.
T.P., shush. ‐ Shush. ‐ Good.
Hey, listen. ‐ What?
T.P. thinks that we're throwing a surprise party for Chaddha sir.
Oh! Amazing!
Okay?
And is Parmeet a vegetarian or a non‐vegetarian?
I need to order the food, so..
Parmeet can't come. He's busy.
Oh!
Probably, next time.
Pammi, are you leaving?
Shall I walk you to the parking? ‐ No, sir. Thank you.
Pammi..
Rinchin.
Why don't you and I go have some chow mein?
I don't like Chinese food. ‐ What?
Kutty. ‐ Sir?
Okay. What are your plans?
My neighbour's toilet's tap is broken.
So, I'm going there as a plumber to fix it.
Sapan, you?
I have tuitions. Sanskrit tuitions. ‐ What?
Sarla ji, where are you going in such a hurry?
Saleem ji, you? ‐ 'Biriyani'.
Madhu.. Go. You just go.
Ah..
You too? ‐ I have my Zumba class.
T.P., buddy. I've never tried your carom seeds‐infused tea.
Come, let's go hangout. Let's go to your shakha.
No.. No, sir. No.
I've been assigned an important task today.
What? ‐ I've been asked to distribute buttermilk in my shakha.
I'm getting late, sir.
So, Amit.. Are you free?
Why don't we have some drinks? ‐ Sir..
My treat, buddy.
I can even drop you after that.
You know that I drive better when I drink, don't you?
For you. Come.
Sir, actually..
Actually, one of my friends is travelling quite a distance to meet with me.
That's why I'm busy. So..
You're busy? Even I'm busy.
Yes.
It's Comedy Night at LOL Club, tonight. ‐ Oh, nice!
So, are you going there to watch? ‐ No. Not to watch.
I am going there to perform.
It's stand‐in comedy night today.
'Stand‐up'. ‐ Yes. That.
After that, all the performers will go out together.
You sit at home and get bored.
That's great, sir. You have fun.
Of course, I will have fun! I will have a lot of fun.
I'll see you, sir.
I will have lots and lots of fun!
Okay, may I have your kind attention?
The vodka counter is over there.
Alright. Great!
Courtesy to my friend, Santosh.
And we even have beers
and cold drinks in the refrigerator.
So, guys, please help yourselves.
Amit. ‐ Okay? Thank you so much.
And please smoke in the balcony
because my neighbour will get to know
if you smoke here, and then my mom.
And I don't want this party to be our last party here.
So, you know.. ‐ That's fine, Amit.
But don't you have an air conditioner at home?
Actually, it's there in the bathroom. So..
Ding‐dong..
T.P., come. ‐ What is this ?
THE DOORBELL DOESN'T WORK. SCREAM DING DONG.
'Ding‐dong'?
The doorbell in my house has devotional hymns.
Hold this. ‐ Sorry..
'Ding‐dong'.
Are you T. P.? ‐ Show some respect.
'Are you Mr. T. P. Mishra?'
I'm sorry. Amit praises you a lot.
That's because I truly am praiseworthy.
Myself Triveni Prasad Mishra.
Wrestling champion.
And on weekends, I control both the traffic
and the love jihadis hiding in the bushes. ‐ Oh!
What would you like to drink? ‐ Thank you very much.
I carry my asafoetida cola along with me.
Amit.
Come. Yes?
When is Chaddha sir coming?
Later‐ish.
This will blow his mind. ‐ Isn't it?
Good job! ‐ Great..
Hey, hi.. ‐ Hello, Amit. Hello.
Yes. Myself Vinod Bansal.
Proprietor of Bansal Tent and Events.
Here's my card. ‐ Oh, nice.
Son, my life is full of tents and torments.
Oh, nice! ‐ Yes?
Hi. ‐ Hey, you're here just in time.
Absolutely. Myself Mr. Vinod Bansal.
Proprietor of Bansal Tent and Events. Here's my card.
Pammi Goel, receptionist, Wilkins Chawla.
Nice to meet you. ‐ I don't have a card.
It doesn't matter.
So, they want a tour of my house.
Would you like to join? ‐ Of course!
So, today, I'll show you all my bedroom, bathroom and the balcony.
My parents' bedroom is off‐limits.
And even my grandma's bedroom is off‐limits
because she is sleeping. ‐ Your grandma is at home?
Yes. ‐ Won't she get disturbed?
No, don't worry.
I've removed the batteries of her hearing aid.
So, it won't make any difference
even if you party all night.
You didn't invite Loveleen? ‐ Actually, we are..
Hello, everyone. So, everyone's set!
Yes, and wet too.
Okay, guys. So, it's open mic today.
Every participant will get four minutes.
So, let's welcome our first comic..
Aman.. ‐ Jagdeep Chaddha!
Hey..
I won't crack any WhatsApp joke. I promise.
Come on.
Thank you, host and my friend.
Hey, you! What's your name?
Yes, you.. The one who's eating chips.
Mohit. ‐ Mohit, have you ever been betrayed in your life?
Your face looks like you get deceived all the time.
He looks like a duck.
I always take my audience along with me.
That's why I get personal with them.
I want to make sure that they remember my show.
But it's not your fault.
Your mom must've cheated on your dad.
That's why you are like this.
Hey , get off the stage!
And get a life, you bloody 40‐year‐old virgin!
I'm not a virgin. Just last month, I..
I'm not a virgin.
Hey! ‐ Hi.
See. I knew that someone would get lost
in this 3‐bedroom maze of a house, and..
I was just looking around your room.
Is this your desk? ‐ Yup.
And I never work there.
Sit down. Let me see. ‐ Okay.
Yup.
Okay.
So..
So, my place should be here, correct?
Yeah. That feels right.
And T. P.'s place.. ‐ Pammi, this is my bedroom.
Can we please keep
T.P. away from here?
Photo albums. ‐ No.
Actually, I'd asked mom to keep it inside, but anyways.
Okay! ‐ Oh, Amit, so cute!
Look at the six‐pack abs.
You didn't have to insult me, but still thanks.
Shame on you! What kind of a girl argues with men?
Shut up, you sexist 'pig'!
You are a sexist pig.
Calm down, Uncle. You'll get a heart attack.
Yes. Exactly, he might get a heart attack. ‐ Yes.
How dare you call me 'uncle'! I'm not that old.
You're not funny either. ‐ Yeah.. ‐ Yeah. Right.
Get off the stage and go to the toilet directly.
All your jokes are shit. ‐ Exactly.
And that was Mr. Chaddha for you.
Ladies and gentlemen..
Buddy, but my jokes aren't over yet.
But you're finished, man. Go. You go. ‐ Hey, but..
She wasted all my time. ‐ Dude, leave the stage
otherwise, they'll be chucking their shoes at you like last time. Go.
Sarla ji, tell me something.
Is someone having an affair in our office?
Look at you. Seeking validation from me.
What do you mean? ‐ Don't pretend.
I know everything. You and Amit, huh?
Sarla ji, we're just friends. ‐ Stop lying!
A boy and a girl can never be friends.
Really, Sarla ji.
Pammi, the thing is you and Amit
always keep laughing and giggling, so I thought..
Sorry. Sorry.
It's okay.
A girl and a boy can be friends too.
If two people are laughing, cracking jokes
it's not necessary that they are having an affair.
It's wrong to think the same of T. P. and Anjali.
So, Aman, what's the plan? ‐ Let's go to TC's at Green Park.
Let's go. ‐ Great. ‐ Yes. ‐ Exactly.
Yeah. ‐ You get 'Chhole Bhature' there, right?
I'm feeling very hungry, buddy.
It's a ticketed event, I guess. ‐ And it's all sold out.
Sorry. ‐ Hey, don't worry, dear.
I can't join you all anyway. ‐ Yes. ‐ Okay.
My junior is throwing a special party for me
in Faridabad.
Oh, nice! ‐ Have fun, uncle.
You too, aunty.
"O beloved, we will"
"Stay together all our lives"
"One, two, three, four"
Hey there! Big daddy is here!
Please come, sir. ‐ Hello, everyone.
Huh? What's happening?
Why is everyone so silent?
All right, cheer up
because I've brought hot 'Samosas' for everyone from Natharam.
Come on, have it. Come on.
You're also here. ‐ Hello, sir.
Hello.
So..
So, what was happening here?
Sir, we were singing.
That's my best game. I'm the best in this.
I'll sing now, okay?
Any requests?
Come on.
Yes.
"We are made for each other"
Come on.
"It would be a shame"
"It would be a shame if we have to Live another moment without each other"
"We are made for each other"
"We.."
"I don't know what you say"
"I don't know, don't know what you say"
"I don't know what you say"
"You are stupid, admit it"
"You're handsome You better know it"
"Leave everything aside And recognise my feelings"
"Our hearts have made promises To each other"
"It would be a shame"
"It would be a shame if we have to Live another moment without each other"
"We are made for each other"
Yes!
When children grow up
they don't have any place for parents in their lives.
But whether they like it or not
Jagdeep Chaddha is not going anywhere from their lives.
Okay?
So, come to daddy, man!
"We are made for each other"
"We are made for each other Got it?"
"We are made for each other"