Pammi, your turn.
Today is the appraisal day at Wilkins Chawla.
Last time, my appraisal meeting started with my career goals
and ended with Chaddha sir's football goal.
In 1996, Chaddha sir scored three goals against Panipat.
He calls it the Fourth Battle of Panipat.
Pammi, you are a loyal employee. ‐ Thank you, sir.
And also a girl.
That is why I want you to listen to this message from my boss.
[Riya] Chaddha, sorry I missed you earlier.
'I am coming to your office for the appraisals.'
'That's all that we'll discuss. Okay?'
'Okay. See you.'
What is she trying to say?
That she will be coming to the office today.
"Shower the way with flowers"
"As my boss, Riya Pahwa"
is coming to my office for the first time, buddy.
After that
beautiful mistake.
Beautiful according to me.
And she called it a mistake.
When I spoke about taking forward our relationship..
I love you.
'Forget that anything happened between us.'
Riya.
It's okay.
She is going through a painful divorce
which is why she is not able to understand
that an A1 piece like me
won't be available in the market for long.
No.
[Riya] Chaddha, sorry I missed you earlier. I..
'Sorry.. I missed you.'
Maybe she missed your call and that's why..
Maybe she is missing me. Personally.
No. I think if it was something personal
she would have called on your cell phone. ‐ Okay, Pammi.
My mood is ruined now.
Let's do your performance appraisal.
Punctuality.
'Very slow to attend calls.'
She didn't call you because she..
doesn't want to express her personal feelings towards you.
Is it? Why?
Because she is your boss.
And things might get complicated.
Yes.
That must be the case.
Let's listen to it one more time.
[Riya] Chaddha, sorry I missed you earlier..
Nice.
Amit.
I have a suggestion for your appraisal.
Ask Chaddha sir for overtime
for the work that you do from home.
He should know that you are quite dedicated.
T.P., I don't work from home.
But you can still tell him that.
You might get an increment along with the overtime.
I am good, man. Anyway, I don't want money.
Have you lost it?
It's pointless talking to you.
Good that I won't see your unlucky face for two days.
Tomorrow, it's going to be 'gymnasium and chill' with friends.
And Sunday is for meditation at home.
'Gymnasium and chill'? Tomorrow?
You mean Saturday.
Yes. I just told you. Are you deaf?
Today is Thursday, but T. P. thinks that it is Friday.
So, my agenda for the day is to turn T. P.'s belief
into a firm reality.
[Riya] That's all that we'll disuss.
'Okay?'
'Okay. See you.'
What did you feel after listening to this message?
Silence.
You must have heard a woman talking.
Yes. Many a times..
But have you ever listened to her silence?
Did you ever listen to her sob while crying?
I have only heard my mother shouting.
Please pay attention to it.
Try to read between the lines
and try to capture the essence of it.
Correct. Thank you, Saleem miyaan.
I have been living in Haryana for the past 22 years.
I don't know much Urdu, but I used all that I know.
After all, it concerns my appraisal, man.
Hi. ‐ Hey.
Riya ma'am is coming today
for the first time after that day.
Oh!
Chaddha sir has turned romantic since morning.
Hey, sit.
Today is Thursday, but T. P. thinks today is Friday.
So, you know what you are supposed to do. Right, Agent Pammi?
I know, Agent Vinod.
Ladies and gentlemen. Saleem sa'ab.
Amazing person, amazing performance, amazing review.
Five out of five.
Anjali, come in.
I wait for the appraisals the entire year.
My work is good. I do a lot for the office.
Like the purification of the office every week
keeping an eye on the latecomers.
I like doing things
such as keeping an eye on others' work
and I like it even more if someone keeps an eye on my work.
People get to learn.
Today, Chaddha sir will definitely give me five out of five.
Sir. Riya ma'am is on call. ‐ Yes.
Anjali, your performance was okay. Three out of five.
Okay? Bye.
Hello. What made you think of me?
[Riya] I didn't think of you.
'You have called me 1,500 times.'
Yes, because you said
you missed me.
'Chaddha, I am your boss.'
'Let's keep this professional.'
'Okay?' ‐ Come on, Riya.
Even I know that the appraisal is just an excuse to meet me.
Okay?
'It's not an excuse.'
'For your own sake, Chaddha.'
'Please take this very seriously.'
I'm very serious, Riya
about you.
'Chaddha! Please focus.'
'I will be coming there.'
'And you better have some concrete ideas'
'about the future of your branch. Okay?'
And our future?
'Chaddha!'
Okay, sorry..
The thing is that I missed you..
There is a yes in her no.
Pammi.
Where is that file which has my million‐dollar ideas?
Sir, there is no such file.
What?
Don't you note down the brilliant ideas
that I keep throwing standing here?
Sir, you never gave such an order.
Suggestion box.
There will be ideas in the suggestion box.
I mean, not as brilliant as mine but still. Right?
Sir, the box is in the store room since long.
That.. ‐ Get it out, Pammi.
Get it out.
Okay, everyone.
Pammi is going to keep the suggestion box here.
Over here. I want everyone's ideas by lunchtime
for the future of the branch.
Sir.
I have an idea.
If we put up a horseshoe on the office door
it will be good.. ‐ Anjali. Put it in the box.
Sir, the priest.. ‐ No..
Pammi, send Riya directly to my cabin when she arrives.
Okay? Box.
I heard that Chaddha did it with Riya.
No.
Yes.
You guys should concentrate on your work.
And let the anti‐Romeo squad handle their love.
Love?
Yes, Abhishek.
Tomorrow's plan?
Tomorrow is the 25th and the day..
Which day is it?
Saturday.
Saturday. It's set.
Yes? I'll see you. Bye.
Are you a rose or a raspberry? No.. Rubbish.
If I give a rose to the raspberry
who will feel bad?
Very sweet, sir.
Is this how you greet all the new employees?
BBE.
Best Boss Ever.
Y‐Yes, but sorry. Who are you?
Sir, Kitty Kataria.
Client relations executive. You took my interview.
Over the phone. Yes.
Very nice to meet you.
Actually, this rose is for someone else.
Sir, there is a saying
if you take away the rose that you've given to someone
it will turn out to be inauspicious for your love life.
I'm telling you this because I care for you.
You can have.. ‐ No..
It's okay. You can keep it.
Sure? ‐ Yes..
Okay, sir. ‐ Please.
Bye.. ‐ Take care.
He love me. He love me a lot.
Jagdeep sir is having an affair, right?
I get to know these things because I'm a sensitive person.
I get the vibrations.
Anyway, forget it. How does it matter to me?
He love me. He love me the most‐est.
I know he love me, but who is this He‐Man?
He should look like Saif
so that our babies look like Taimur.
The way Kareena toned her abs post pregnancy is incredible.
Hi, Pammi.
Is Chaddha in his office? ‐ Yes.
Riya. Hi.
It feels so good to see you here.
How are you?
I'm good.
You don't need to touch my feet.
It's okay.
Phone. My phone fell down.
Yes. Phone.
Not in front of everyone. Come inside.
Come.
Meeting you after so many days..
How do I express it, Riya? I'm so happy.
Chaddha.
Let me make it clear one more time.
We will only discuss work over here.
Do you understand? ‐ Yes, of course.
Yes. ‐ Good.
I hope I won't have to tell you this again.
Of course not.
What does Riya want?
First, she was my boss. Okay.
And then she fell in love with me.
Now, when I have also fallen in love with her
she wants to be my boss again.
Just because!
Sometimes soft, sometimes hot.
Typical woman.
Just make up your mind already!
So, how many more appraisals are left?
Almost all are done.
You know me. I'm super‐fast.
And I satisfied everyone.
I mean.. all employees are happy with the ratings that they got.
No complaints.
All right, so.. Can we start with your performance review?
You've already reviewed my performance.
Will you give me a number, too?
Chaddha!
Please remember that I'm your boss.
You don't let me forget it.
Hi, Amit.
Hey, Pammi.
Okay, did you watch the serial yesterday?
Yes. Thursday episodes are so amazing.
Did you see
what the daughter‐in‐law said when she turned into a serpent?
What.. What did she say?
Did you miss it, T. P.?
I was busy with 'Temple Run' yesterday.
You were playing a game?
What game?
I was running in the temple.
Then I got tired and went off to sleep.
I don't know why I went to the temple on a Thursday.
Good work.
Riya, come on. I can say this at least.
One minute.
Yes, Pammi.
[Pammi] Sir, it's time for the suggestion box meeting.
Pammi, I'm busy. Don't disturb. Okay?
'Sir, you had asked me to call for the meeting'
'when Riya ma'am is in the office.'
I didn't say any such thing, Pammi.
Okay.
Let's go for this meeting.
We have five more minutes. Sit down.
'Sir, everyone is already waiting in the conference room.'
Shall we go?
Suggestion box.
You might not believe it
but I read all the suggestions every week.
Inside the toilet.
That is why no one gets to know.
Especially the ladies.
Come on. First suggestion.
'The new year party this year should be grand'
'because the world will come to an end in 2012.'
Sir, you were saying that you read it every week.
I must have missed this one.
It happens sometimes.
Next. 'I am alone even in a crowd.'
'No one likes me.'
'Sometimes I think of jumping off the terrace. Please help.'
Look, we need suggestions
and not a script for an art film.
Okay?
Chaddha, a depressed person has written this.
But no one is depressed here.
Everyone is happy.
Is there a name written on it?
Sir, it's someone called Kapil.
There's no Kapil here. Nonsense.
Sir, it's that guy.
Who?
He was in accounts. ‐ Who?
From the fan, he.. ‐ What?
Next suggestion.
'Don't open your mouth so wide when you eat.'
'We can almost see inside your stomach. It's disgusting.'
Okay. This is a personal suggestion.
And whoever this concerns
you can directly talk to that person. Okay?
All this is for you, Chaddha.
What?
What do you mean to say?
Do I chew my food like an animal?
Yes, sir. I mean, sometimes you do..
Like this, so..
And sometimes when you come close to us
and burp..
Trust me, we get to know the whole menu of your lunch.
Okay. That's it.
You didn't understand the purpose of the suggestion box.
Be constructive, man.
Next suggestion.
This is blank.
Next. ‐ No, sir. Something is written on it.
No, it's empty. ‐ No, sir.
It's clearly written. Look at this.
'Who is the boss in bed?'
'You or your boss?'
'And there is a drawing of something which looks like a cucumber. It's thin..'
Riya, please relax.
Sit down.
Okay, I'll close the blinds. ‐ That's not needed!
Riya, no one knows anything. ‐ And keep a distance from me!
Okay.
Don't be stressed.
You'll get wrinkles on your face.
You look beautiful when you're angry
but not when you're stressed.
Triveni Prasad Mishra.
You can.. No. Respect.
You can do anything.
No one except for your parents
two brothers, neighbours and cops
can stop you.
Even me.
Very good.
So, repeat after me.
We'll convince the boss and get an increment.
Sir, I..
You were..
No, T. P.
Tell me. What is it?
I am ready for my appraisal.
Normal performance.
Three out of five rating. You may leave now.
Sir? ‐ Is this how you do all the appraisals?
No..
Okay, T. P. What do you want to say?
Sir, I want 12.5 percent hike in my salary.
That is 12.5 percent increment.
Any specific reason?
There are many, sir.
First, I have never been late to work.
Second, I've never taken a leave
even when I was possessed by the spirit of the Goddess.
And we had to arrange for a prayer meeting in the office.
Yes, but I did come the next day for work, sir.
I even work on holidays.
How? ‐ I climb up the pipe.
I jump on the commode from the ventilator of the women's washroom
and get inside the office.
You could be punished for this, T. P.
Why? ‐ I wish there was a punishment
for those who break hearts.
And you very well know about my social service, sir.
What kind of service?
I distribute Ayurvedic medicines in office, sir.
Just like I gave you velvet beans yesterday for your diarrhoea.
Yes. Okay.
Sir. These velvet beans
are very effective in increasing one's libido also.
Is it? ‐ Yes, sir.
You can turn the heat up in private.
And while having sex, if you get a chance..
Then? ‐ You can discuss my increment.
All right!
I think I need a break. ‐ Riya.
Do you think
Riya ma'am and Chaddha sir once again..
No, dude. Pammi, change the topic.
Think about it.
How can someone be normal in office
after doing something like that?
Maybe not.
Office romance complicates everything.
I mean.. ‐ No.
No. ‐ Then?
How can someone be normal after sleeping with Chaddha sir?
Oh, that!
That's impossible.
The priest said that this boy is destined to be a leader. A leader.
I am going back to Delhi.
I will do your appraisal with Madhukar over the phone.
Riya.
Wait.
We couldn't even talk properly.
So..
We don't talk about such things in office, Chaddha.
So.. Okay.
Shall we go to Lulu's 'Dhaba'? Now?
I don't want to talk to you about it.
Neither today, nor tomorrow.
So, Riya.. So..
Shall we talk the day after tomorrow?
Never.
Riya, Riya, I..
Riya, I'm serious about you.
I want to be a father to your kids.
I mean not just your kids, my kids too.
Our kids.
You have to grow up yourself first
before you think about having kids.
I am a grown up, Riya.
I am handsome, too.
I come from an upper caste.
What is the problem?
Yes, I mean, I have a hairy chest.
But if you want.. ‐ Have you seen your personality?
My personality? ‐ You are insolent, stupid
and extremely insecure.
And yes!
You are extremely insensitive towards others.
But..
You are not a bad person. ‐ Thank you.
You listened to all that I said that night.
You showed sympathy, and you also cried with me.
No. I‐I didn't cry.
No, really.
It.. It made me feel a lot better.
Thank you, Chaddha.
But right now
I'm not ready for any commitment
except for my work.
We will work together just like we have been.
But other than that, don't expect anything else.
Okay?
So, my hairy chest has nothing to do with this?
Right?
So, Riya said that I'm flawless.
This A1 piece has zero defects.
But it's getting returned
because there is no requirement as of now.
I can understand.
She wants time.
It's okay.
The consignment is ready here.
Just order whenever you want.
It's 1:30 p. m.
Why isn't T. P. here yet?
I don't know, sir.
'I've never taken a leave.' My ass.
And he wants an increment. Huh!
I am here, sir! Chaddha sir!
Just two more minutes!
I'm here, sir!
Bloody Amit!
I'm coming, Chaddha sir!