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Pammi, your turn.
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Today is the appraisal day
at Wilkins Chawla.
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Last time, my appraisal meeting
started with my career goals
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and ended with Chaddha sir's
football goal.
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In 1996, Chaddha sir scored
three goals against Panipat.
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He calls it
the Fourth Battle of Panipat.
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Pammi, you are a loyal employee.
‐ Thank you, sir.
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And also a girl.
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That is why I want you to listen
to this message from my boss.
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[Riya] Chaddha,
sorry I missed you earlier.
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'I am coming to your office
for the appraisals.'
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'That's all that we'll discuss.
Okay?'
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'Okay. See you.'
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What is she trying to say?
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That she will be coming
to the office today.
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"Shower the way with flowers"
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"As my boss, Riya Pahwa"
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is coming to my office
for the first time, buddy.
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After that
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beautiful mistake.
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Beautiful
according to me.
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And she called it a mistake.
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When I spoke about taking forward
our relationship..
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I love you.
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'Forget that anything
happened between us.'
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Riya.
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It's okay.
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She is going through
a painful divorce
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which is why she is not able
to understand
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that an A1 piece like me
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won't be available in the market
for long.
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No.
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[Riya] Chaddha,
sorry I missed you earlier. I..
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'Sorry.. I missed you.'
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Maybe she missed your call
and that's why..
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Maybe she is missing me. Personally.
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No. I think if it was
something personal
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she would have called on
your cell phone. ‐ Okay, Pammi.
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My mood is ruined now.
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Let's do your
performance appraisal.
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Punctuality.
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'Very slow to attend calls.'
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She didn't call you because she..
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doesn't want to express
her personal feelings towards you.
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Is it? Why?
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Because she is your boss.
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And things might get complicated.
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Yes.
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That must be the case.
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Let's listen to it one more time.
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[Riya] Chaddha, sorry
I missed you earlier..
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Nice.
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Amit.
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I have a suggestion
for your appraisal.
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Ask Chaddha sir for overtime
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for the work
that you do from home.
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He should know
that you are quite dedicated.
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T.P., I don't work from home.
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But you can still tell him that.
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You might get an increment
along with the overtime.
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I am good, man.
Anyway, I don't want money.
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Have you lost it?
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It's pointless talking to you.
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Good that I won't see
your unlucky face for two days.
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Tomorrow, it's going to be
'gymnasium and chill' with friends.
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And Sunday is for meditation
at home.
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'Gymnasium and chill'?
Tomorrow?
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You mean Saturday.
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Yes. I just told you.
Are you deaf?
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Today is Thursday,
but T. P. thinks that it is Friday.
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So, my agenda for the day
is to turn T. P.'s belief
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into a firm reality.
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[Riya] That's all that
we'll disuss.
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'Okay?'
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'Okay. See you.'
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What did you feel
after listening to this message?
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Silence.
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You must have heard
a woman talking.
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Yes. Many a times..
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But have you ever listened
to her silence?
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Did you ever listen to her sob
while crying?
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I have only heard my mother
shouting.
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Please pay attention to it.
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Try to read
between the lines
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and try to capture
the essence of it.
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Correct. Thank you, Saleem miyaan.
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I have been living in Haryana
for the past 22 years.
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I don't know much Urdu,
but I used all that I know.
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After all, it concerns
my appraisal, man.
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Hi.
‐ Hey.
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Riya ma'am is coming today
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for the first time
after that day.
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Oh!
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Chaddha sir has turned romantic
since morning.
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Hey, sit.
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Today is Thursday,
but T. P. thinks today is Friday.
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So, you know what you are
supposed to do. Right, Agent Pammi?
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I know, Agent Vinod.
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Ladies and gentlemen.
Saleem sa'ab.
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Amazing person,
amazing performance, amazing review.
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Five out of five.
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Anjali, come in.
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I wait for the appraisals
the entire year.
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My work is good.
I do a lot for the office.
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Like the purification
of the office every week
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keeping an eye on
the latecomers.
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I like doing things
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such as keeping an eye on others' work
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and I like it even more if someone
keeps an eye on my work.
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People get to learn.
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Today, Chaddha sir will definitely
give me five out of five.
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Sir. Riya ma'am is on call.
‐ Yes.
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Anjali, your performance was okay.
Three out of five.
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Okay? Bye.
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Hello.
What made you think of me?
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[Riya] I didn't think of you.
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'You have called me 1,500 times.'
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Yes, because you said
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you missed me.
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'Chaddha, I am your boss.'
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'Let's keep this professional.'
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'Okay?'
‐ Come on, Riya.
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Even I know that the appraisal
is just an excuse to meet me.
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Okay?
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'It's not an excuse.'
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'For your own sake, Chaddha.'
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'Please take this very seriously.'
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I'm very serious, Riya
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about you.
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'Chaddha! Please focus.'
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'I will be coming there.'
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'And you better have some
concrete ideas'
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'about the future
of your branch. Okay?'
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And our future?
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'Chaddha!'
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Okay, sorry..
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The thing is that I missed you..
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There is a yes in her no.
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Pammi.
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Where is that file
which has my million‐dollar ideas?
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Sir, there is no such file.
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What?
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Don't you note down
the brilliant ideas
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that I keep throwing
standing here?
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Sir, you never gave such an order.
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Suggestion box.
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There will be ideas
in the suggestion box.
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I mean, not as brilliant as mine
but still. Right?
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Sir, the box is in the store room
since long.
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That..
‐ Get it out, Pammi.
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Get it out.
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Okay, everyone.
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Pammi is going to keep
the suggestion box here.
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Over here. I want
everyone's ideas by lunchtime
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for the future of the branch.
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Sir.
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I have an idea.
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If we put up a horseshoe
on the office door
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it will be good..
‐ Anjali. Put it in the box.
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Sir, the priest..
‐ No..
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Pammi, send Riya directly
to my cabin when she arrives.
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Okay? Box.
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I heard that Chaddha
did it with Riya.
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No.
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Yes.
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You guys should concentrate
on your work.
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And let the anti‐Romeo squad
handle their love.
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Love?
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Yes, Abhishek.
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Tomorrow's plan?
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Tomorrow is the 25th and the day..
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Which day is it?
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Which day is it?
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Saturday.
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Saturday. It's set.
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Yes? I'll see you. Bye.
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Are you a rose or a raspberry?
No.. Rubbish.
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If I give a rose
to the raspberry
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who will feel bad?
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Very sweet, sir.
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Is this how you greet
all the new employees?
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BBE.
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Best Boss Ever.
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Y‐Yes, but sorry.
Who are you?
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Sir, Kitty Kataria.
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Client relations executive.
You took my interview.
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Over the phone. Yes.
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Very nice to meet you.
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Actually, this rose
is for someone else.
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Sir, there is a saying
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if you take away the rose
that you've given to someone
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it will turn out to be
inauspicious for your love life.
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I'm telling you this
because I care for you.
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You can have..
‐ No..
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It's okay.
You can keep it.
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Sure?
‐ Yes..
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Okay, sir.
‐ Please.
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Bye..
‐ Take care.
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He love me.
He love me a lot.
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He love me.
He love me a lot.
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Jagdeep sir is having an affair,
right?
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I get to know these things
because I'm a sensitive person.
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I get the vibrations.
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Anyway, forget it.
How does it matter to me?
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He love me.
He love me the most‐est.
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I know he love me,
but who is this He‐Man?
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He should look like Saif
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so that our babies
look like Taimur.
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The way Kareena toned her abs
post pregnancy is incredible.
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Hi, Pammi.
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Is Chaddha in his office?
‐ Yes.
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Riya. Hi.
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It feels so good to see you here.
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How are you?
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I'm good.
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You don't need to touch my feet.
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It's okay.
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Phone.
My phone fell down.
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Yes. Phone.
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Not in front of everyone.
Come inside.
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Come.
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Meeting you after so many days..
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How do I express it, Riya?
I'm so happy.
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Chaddha.
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Let me make it clear one more time.
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We will only discuss work
over here.
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Do you understand?
‐ Yes, of course.
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Yes.
‐ Good.
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I hope I won't have
to tell you this again.
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Of course not.
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What does Riya want?
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First, she was my boss.
Okay.
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And then she fell in love with me.
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Now, when I have also fallen
in love with her
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she wants to be my boss again.
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Just because!
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Sometimes soft,
sometimes hot.
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Typical woman.
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Just make up your mind already!
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So, how many more appraisals
are left?
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Almost all are done.
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You know me. I'm super‐fast.
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And I satisfied everyone.
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I mean.. all employees are happy
with the ratings that they got.
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No complaints.
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All right, so.. Can we start
with your performance review?
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You've already reviewed
my performance.
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Will you give me a number, too?
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Chaddha!
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Please remember that I'm your boss.
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You don't let me forget it.
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Hi, Amit.
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Hey, Pammi.
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Okay, did you watch
the serial yesterday?
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Yes. Thursday episodes
are so amazing.
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Did you see
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what the daughter‐in‐law said
when she turned into a serpent?
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What..
What did she say?
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Did you miss it, T. P.?
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I was busy with
'Temple Run' yesterday.
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You were playing a game?
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What game?
263
00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:21,720
I was running in the temple.
264
00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:23,480
Then I got tired and
went off to sleep.
265
00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:26,280
I don't know why I went to
the temple on a Thursday.
266
00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:31,200
Good work.
267
00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:33,760
Riya, come on.
I can say this at least.
268
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,880
One minute.
269
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:38,400
Yes, Pammi.
270
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:41,520
[Pammi] Sir, it's time for the
suggestion box meeting.
271
00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:43,720
Pammi, I'm busy.
Don't disturb. Okay?
272
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:48,280
'Sir, you had asked me to
call for the meeting'
273
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:49,600
'when Riya ma'am is in the office.'
274
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,680
I didn't say any such thing,
Pammi.
275
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:54,800
Okay.
276
00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:57,200
Let's go for this meeting.
277
00:13:58,080 --> 00:13:59,800
We have five more minutes.
Sit down.
278
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,680
'Sir, everyone is already waiting
in the conference room.'
279
00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:06,360
Shall we go?
280
00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:08,000
Suggestion box.
281
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,080
You might not believe it
282
00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:11,480
but I read all the suggestions
every week.
283
00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:13,080
Inside the toilet.
284
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:15,680
That is why no one gets to know.
285
00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:17,240
Especially the ladies.
286
00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,480
Come on.
First suggestion.
287
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,000
First suggestion.
288
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,880
'The new year party this year
should be grand'
289
00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:32,840
'because the world
will come to an end in 2012.'
290
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:36,640
Sir, you were saying that
you read it every week.
291
00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:38,720
I must have missed this one.
292
00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:40,640
It happens sometimes.
293
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:44,280
Next.
'I am alone even in a crowd.'
294
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:45,800
'No one likes me.'
295
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:49,360
'Sometimes I think of jumping
off the terrace. Please help.'
296
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,520
Look, we need suggestions
297
00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:54,640
and not a script
for an art film.
298
00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,080
Okay?
299
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:59,080
Chaddha, a depressed
person has written this.
300
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:00,760
But no one is depressed here.
301
00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:02,120
Everyone is happy.
302
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:03,880
Is there a name written on it?
303
00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:06,200
Sir, it's someone called Kapil.
304
00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:07,920
There's no Kapil here.
Nonsense.
305
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:09,640
Sir, it's that guy.
306
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:10,720
Who?
307
00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:12,440
He was in accounts.
‐ Who?
308
00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:14,960
From the fan, he..
‐ What?
309
00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:19,720
Next suggestion.
310
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,040
Next suggestion.
311
00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:23,960
'Don't open your mouth so wide
when you eat.'
312
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:27,040
'We can almost see inside your
stomach. It's disgusting.'
313
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,200
Okay.
This is a personal suggestion.
314
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,040
And whoever this concerns
315
00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:33,880
you can directly talk
to that person. Okay?
316
00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:35,600
All this is for you, Chaddha.
317
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,040
What?
318
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:38,920
What do you mean to say?
319
00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:40,680
Do I chew my food like an animal?
320
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,720
Yes, sir. I mean, sometimes you do..
321
00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:44,960
Like this, so..
322
00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:49,040
And sometimes when you
come close to us
323
00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:51,040
and burp..
324
00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:53,440
Trust me, we get to know
the whole menu of your lunch.
325
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,480
Okay. That's it.
326
00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:58,160
You didn't understand the purpose
of the suggestion box.
327
00:15:58,560 --> 00:15:59,600
Be constructive, man.
328
00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:01,040
Next suggestion.
329
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:04,840
This is blank.
330
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,200
Next. ‐ No, sir.
Something is written on it.
331
00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:07,520
No, it's empty.
‐ No, sir.
332
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,440
It's clearly written.
Look at this.
333
00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:12,280
'Who is the boss in bed?'
334
00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:14,640
'You or your boss?'
335
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:17,400
'And there is a drawing of something
which looks like a cucumber. It's thin..'
336
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:26,440
Riya, please relax.
337
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:27,720
Sit down.
338
00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:31,560
Okay, I'll close the blinds.
‐ That's not needed!
339
00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:34,200
Riya, no one knows anything.
‐ And keep a distance from me!
340
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,280
Okay.
341
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,080
Don't be stressed.
342
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,320
You'll get wrinkles on your face.
343
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,520
You look beautiful
when you're angry
344
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:43,600
but not when you're stressed.
345
00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:48,480
Triveni Prasad Mishra.
346
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:53,400
You can.. No.
Respect.
347
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,520
You can do anything.
348
00:16:58,080 --> 00:16:59,920
No one except for your parents
349
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:03,280
two brothers, neighbours
and cops
350
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,000
can stop you.
351
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:07,040
Even me.
352
00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:10,520
Very good.
353
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,440
So, repeat after me.
354
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:17,720
We'll convince the boss
and get an increment.
355
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:21,640
We'll convince the boss
and get an increment.
356
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,053
Sir, I..
357
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:38,200
You were..
358
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:39,760
No, T. P.
359
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,520
Tell me.
What is it?
360
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,360
I am ready for my appraisal.
361
00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:47,680
Normal performance.
362
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,360
Three out of five rating.
You may leave now.
363
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:53,840
Sir? ‐ Is this how you do
all the appraisals?
364
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:56,360
No..
365
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,240
Okay, T. P.
What do you want to say?
366
00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:03,160
Sir, I want 12.5 percent hike
in my salary.
367
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:05,920
That is 12.5 percent increment.
368
00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:07,480
Any specific reason?
369
00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:08,840
There are many, sir.
370
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:11,560
First, I have never been late
to work.
371
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:14,760
Second, I've never taken a leave
372
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:17,160
even when I was possessed
by the spirit of the Goddess.
373
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:19,360
And we had to arrange for
a prayer meeting in the office.
374
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:21,640
Yes, but I did come the next day
for work, sir.
375
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:23,720
I even work on holidays.
376
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,640
How?
‐ I climb up the pipe.
377
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:29,120
I jump on the commode from the
ventilator of the women's washroom
378
00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:30,520
and get inside the office.
379
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,200
You could be punished for this, T. P.
380
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,920
Why?
‐ I wish there was a punishment
381
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:36,960
for those who break hearts.
382
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:40,520
And you very well know
about my social service, sir.
383
00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:41,560
What kind of service?
384
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:44,440
I distribute Ayurvedic medicines
in office, sir.
385
00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:47,280
Just like I gave you velvet beans
yesterday for your diarrhoea.
386
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,920
Yes. Okay.
387
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:52,280
Sir. These velvet beans
388
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:54,960
are very effective in
increasing one's libido also.
389
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,360
Is it?
‐ Yes, sir.
390
00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:00,560
You can turn the heat up
in private.
391
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:04,040
And while having sex,
if you get a chance..
392
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,960
Then?
‐ You can discuss my increment.
393
00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:08,440
All right!
394
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:11,480
I think I need a break.
‐ Riya.
395
00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:14,800
Do you think
396
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,240
Riya ma'am and Chaddha sir
once again..
397
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,640
No, dude.
Pammi, change the topic.
398
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,000
Think about it.
399
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:23,960
How can someone be
normal in office
400
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,840
after doing something like that?
401
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,040
Maybe not.
402
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:32,040
Office romance
complicates everything.
403
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:33,560
I mean..
‐ No.
404
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:35,960
No.
‐ Then?
405
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:40,680
How can someone be normal
after sleeping with Chaddha sir?
406
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,400
Oh, that!
407
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,600
That's impossible.
408
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:51,960
The priest said that this boy is
destined to be a leader. A leader.
409
00:19:58,680 --> 00:19:59,960
I am going back to Delhi.
410
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,960
I will do your appraisal
with Madhukar over the phone.
411
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,320
Riya.
412
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:05,520
Wait.
413
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:08,040
We couldn't even talk properly.
414
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,360
So..
415
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,800
We don't talk about such things
in office, Chaddha.
416
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:12,960
So.. Okay.
417
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:14,720
Shall we go to Lulu's 'Dhaba'?
Now?
418
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:17,240
I don't want to talk
to you about it.
419
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:20,160
Neither today, nor tomorrow.
420
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:22,160
So, Riya.. So..
421
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:23,120
Shall we talk the day
after tomorrow?
422
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:24,080
Never.
423
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,120
Riya, Riya, I..
424
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,920
Riya, I'm serious about you.
425
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,760
I want to be a father
to your kids.
426
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,720
I mean not just your kids,
my kids too.
427
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:34,960
Our kids.
428
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,560
You have to grow up yourself first
429
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,840
before you think about having kids.
430
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:42,120
I am a grown up, Riya.
431
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:44,240
I am handsome, too.
432
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,640
I come from an upper caste.
433
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:47,960
What is the problem?
434
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,680
Yes, I mean, I have
a hairy chest.
435
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:54,680
But if you want..
‐ Have you seen your personality?
436
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:58,880
My personality?
‐ You are insolent, stupid
437
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:02,360
and extremely insecure.
438
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:04,800
And yes!
439
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:07,560
You are extremely insensitive
towards others.
440
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:20,400
But..
441
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:26,120
You are not a bad person.
‐ Thank you.
442
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:31,760
You listened to all that I said
that night.
443
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:37,760
You showed sympathy,
and you also cried with me.
444
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:41,280
No. I‐I didn't cry.
445
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:43,080
No, really.
446
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:47,240
It..
It made me feel a lot better.
447
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:49,320
Thank you, Chaddha.
448
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:52,440
But right now
449
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:57,200
I'm not ready for
any commitment
450
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,280
except for my work.
451
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:02,080
We will work together
just like we have been.
452
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:07,040
But other than that,
don't expect anything else.
453
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,040
Okay?
454
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:17,200
So, my hairy chest has nothing
to do with this?
455
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:18,360
Right?
456
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:23,960
So, Riya said that I'm flawless.
457
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:26,800
This A1 piece has zero defects.
458
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,240
But it's getting returned
459
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:30,760
because there is no
requirement as of now.
460
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:32,960
I can understand.
461
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:34,520
She wants time.
462
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:35,880
It's okay.
463
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:37,560
The consignment is ready here.
464
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,280
Just order whenever you want.
465
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:50,240
It's 1:30 p. m.
466
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,080
Why isn't T. P. here yet?
467
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:56,040
I don't know, sir.
468
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:57,880
'I've never taken a leave.'
My ass.
469
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:01,480
And he wants an increment.
Huh!
470
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,160
I am here, sir!
Chaddha sir!
471
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:07,360
Just two more minutes!
472
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,000
I'm here, sir!
473
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:10,640
Bloody Amit!
474
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:12,200
I'm coming, Chaddha sir!