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Good morning.
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Good morrow.
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Where is my desk?
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It was here a while ago.
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Amit, if this is a joke
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it's a disgusting one.
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T.P., I have told you so many times
to take care of your things.
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It was not a stapler but a desk.
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And I did take care of it.
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I want my desk back
in eight minutes.
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Or else,
I will tell Chaddha sir and fire..
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My asafoetida candy.
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Did you eat it?
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Oh.
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Circumstantial evidence.
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Hello. T. P. Mishra this side.
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T.P.
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do you have the sales inventory
report of toilet papers
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for the month of August?
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What will you guys do without me?
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Yes, it's with me.
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'Great. Thank you. Bye.'
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'Bye.'
‐ Hello.
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Move the desk from here!
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Guru ji, I had a doubt
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about the machli gota move.
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No, machli gota.
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Are you wrestling?
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Okay. You are in the toilet.
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Okay, sir. I'll call you later.
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Okay. All hail Guru ji.
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I bow down to you.
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Stay blessed.
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Hey!
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Stay in your limits.
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Whom did you call? Your in‐laws?
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No. It was my wrestling coach.
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Guru Natha Nath Singh the Steel.
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Wow!
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AKA Guru ji.
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And he has accepted me
as his disciple
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after being impressed by me.
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What are you laughing at?
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Here is the proof.
Soil from his arena.
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Whatever you see in movies
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is wrong information on wrestling.
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If you have the guts,
fight with the ones
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who are as strong as you.
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Real tactics are taught
in my guru's arena.
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Stay blessed.
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'And I am his most
promising disciple.'
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..three, four..
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The day is not far when
people will look at me and say
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'Look at him.
He is the Champion of Sector 3.'
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Just like Champion of India.
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Champion of Sector 3.
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Please.
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Tell Chaddha not to wait till 8:00.
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My in‐laws are coming over
for dinner.
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Saleem ji,
I had already given the file.
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But you know sir.
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The old rule of Chaddha sir.
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Do today's work tomorrow,
and tomorrow's work day after.
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He just has to put his initials on
Saleem ji's monthly sales report
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so that he can
send it to the HO.
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But he is sitting on it
since a week now.
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I wonder what he is busy with.
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The Chinese have made
a wonderful thing.
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Hello, kitty.
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'Hello, Chaddha.
What are you doing?'
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Sir. Sir.
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You had called me.
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Yes. Sapan.
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So that you can do
a secret task of mine.
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'Mission important‐able'
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Sir, you need to sign
Saleem ji's report.
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Yes, I know. I'll do it.
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We already got three calls
from the HO.
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It is the last day..
‐ I know it's the last day, Pammi.
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I am not ghajini.
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FYI, Ms. Goel.
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We are doing an important work.
Right, Sapan?
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I have to finish the emergency
contacts list.
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Is that an important work?
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Isn't that important?
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Imagine, if right now
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at this moment,
there is an earthquake.
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And the entire building
is reduced to a rubble.
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And some poor person, XYZ,
drenched in blood
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calls for help.
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'Somebody call my wife, Mrs. XYZ.'
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But her number is not available
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because she thinks
it's not important.
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So, as a result, XYZ dies.
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Instead of calling his wife,
calling the fire station..
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That's not the point, Pammi!
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Saw that? I raise my voice
and she starts crying.
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And, if I don't shout,
she will boss over me.
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Yes, sir.
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Where were we?
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In my cabin.
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Updating everyone's numbers..
‐ Yes, right.
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That reminds me, Sapan.
What is your phone number?
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Just for my general knowledge.
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..4955, Mrs. Vasudha Sharma.
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Your mother?
‐ Yup.
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Whenever you call,
be a little loud
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because she is hard of hearing.
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Oh, you are serious.
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I'm sorry.
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Hello.
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Hello. Amitabh Bachchan speaking
from 'Kaun Banega Crorepati'.
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Your friend, Kailash ji,
is on the hot seat.
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Who Kailash?
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He is stuck
on a question of Rs. 25 lakh..
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Two kids?
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A boy and a girl.
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And wife?
‐ Hopefully, a woman.
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I mean, how many?
‐ Okay.
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Three.
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I'll be happy if I get just one.
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You will find one easily.
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I need a local emergency contact.
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Your brother is in Kochi.
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Yes. But he is a doctor.
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He will tell you the treatment
over the call.
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'Good evening, sir.'
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You are eligible for a free
personal loan from IBD bank
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in cash.
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It will be disbursed in
currency bills of Rs. 250..
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Okay?
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How long am I supposed
to wear this fuller's earth?
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Half an hour or one hour?
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Amit.
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Amit?
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The soil from Guru ji's arena.
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Amit!
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Amit! You are done for!
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Where are you, Amit?
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Amit! If you do something
like this next time
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I will knock you down so hard
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that you will remember forever.
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Get lost, you shaky wrestler.
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Even Sarla ji can pin you down.
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Sarla ji?
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Using the multani move, I can pin
Sarla ji down in 10 seconds.
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And Kutty?
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Ten..
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No, 20 seconds.
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Kasauta.
Do you know what it is?
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This is kasauta.
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You do it like this.
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You can pin down
even the strongest.
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Can you defeat Chaddha sir?
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It is a sin to beat up your boss.
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Let alone beating me up,
even if you stare at me
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I'll turn you upside down.
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Chaddha sir,
do you know wrestling?
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Do I know?
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I know it so well
that I can't let it go.
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I didn't manage to grab the window
seat in the bus for 11 years
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during rush hour,
just like that.
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Wow!
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During college vacation,
I also learnt that..
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Chai tea.
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T'ai chi?
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Yes, even that.
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Meena, what can I do if
Chaddha is not signing the paper?
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Meena, try to..
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In the emergency contacts list
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remove my wife's name
and put my mother's name.
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After that day
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that goon would tremble
at the mention of my name
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because I told him
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'I'll screw you up, Ramadheer.'
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And I did it.
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I said it, and I did it.
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Said and took.
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Brilliant, sir.
You should make a movie on it.
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I know.
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Please check the sales report.
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I want to go home early.
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Why? Are you feasting on biryani
today, Saleem miyaan?
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No. Pizza.
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My Hindu wife likes Italian..
‐ Sometimes, invite us over.
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'And Jagdeep goes
for a round‐the‐neck yorker!'
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The first rule in wrestling.
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You can be attacked
anytime and anywhere.
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My neck.
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My neck.
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Swearing in the office?
You little..
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I said it and took it.
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Everybody in this office
is very close to my heart.
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But, sometimes, they take
undue advantage of my love.
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By coming late,
by playing computer games
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by stealing 4GB pen drives
from the office.
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That is when I have to raise
my hand on my colleagues.
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Don't cry like girls.
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No, this isn't an insult to girls.
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Just his voice. 'Help me! Help!'
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Okay! You are a man, right?
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Show me your power. Hit me.
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Over here.
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Punch me. Come on, hit me.
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No, sir.
How can I hit my work‐guru?
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Don't be scared.
I won't do anything.
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Get up. I won't do anything.
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Get up. Hit me.
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Hit me. Get up.
‐ No, sir.
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Hit me.
‐ No, sir.
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I say hit me.
Nothing will happen.
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Hit me. Hit me!
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Hail Guru Natha Nath!
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Motherfucker! It hurts!
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Did I hurt my work‐guru? Yes.
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Why?
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Because a true soldier
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obeys every command
of his general.
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Sir, are you okay?
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Yes, I'm fine.
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We Mishras are not scared
of wars and attacks.
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My honourable grandfather,
Subedar Trilochan Mishra
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during the 1971 war
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threw stones at enemy jets
and brought them crashing down.
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My father also fought with stones.
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He had kidney stones.
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Please, Pammi. Please.
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Are you mad? Not me.
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Once you are warmed up
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hold it like this,
turn him around and..
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Hail Guru Natha Nath!
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Wow, sir!
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This is called a small wonder.
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Yes, sir.
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Please. Please, Pammi.
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I'll bribe you with sweets.
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From Natharam?
‐ Done.
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Sir.
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Pammi, I am not able to find
the green ink pen to sign.
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I'll sign it later.
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No, sir. I wanted to ask
something else. ‐ What is it?
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Can T. P. drop me
till the metro station
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if I get late in the office?
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It is in a desolate locality
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and if a real man like T.P.
is with me..
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Pammi.
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Pammi, come in.
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Come in, Pammi.
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Look, dear. This is life.
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This isn't a C‐grade Hindi movie
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wherein a man like T.P.
can protect your dignity.
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Okay? Not at all.
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But just now, with one punch..
‐ Not one.
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Double.
That, too, below the belt.
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And..
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Over there,
I was pretending to be hurt
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because T. P. was crying so..
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But we thought you were
really hurt. ‐ What?
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Who thought that?
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Look, my most favourite move
in wrestling is
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machli gota.
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Turn around.
I'll take you from behind.
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What?
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Be careful, Anjali.
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This betrayer can do anything.
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I didn't betray anyone.
‐ Is it?
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Maybe your assistant
branch manager
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is not aware of his own strength.
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Assistant
to the branch manager
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whom I can kill in a single blow.
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Barking dogs seldom bite.
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00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:30,480
T.P.! If we weren't in
the office.. ‐ Sir.
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We can always go to T. P.'s shakha.
‐ What?
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No.
‐ Yes.
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Let's go there.
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I always carry the key
to the gymnasium there.
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00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:44,960
Chaddha, on my sales report..
‐ Saleem sa'ab, please.
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Not now.
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Okay.
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00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:52,800
So, today it will be decided
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who is a man and who is
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a pan.
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Pammi, send an email.
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00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:06,800
After lunch, we shall have
'Dangal'.. Part 2.
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00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:12,360
It's going to be so much fun!
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Move. Not like that.
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00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:27,160
Look at me.
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00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:28,400
Let me show it to you.
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00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,440
Come on.
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00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,840
Like this. Like this.
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For forearms.
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No. Like this for the shoulder.
293
00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:49,320
Yes, we can do it that way too.
294
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,440
Amongst them, whom would you
pick to go on a coffee date?
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This one.
‐ Why?
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His moustache is cute.
‐ Oh, I see.
297
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:02,200
Actually, I know what he
will say at the coffee shop.
298
00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:03,280
What?
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00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:05,960
He'll say, 'I need my coffee kick.'
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00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:08,640
No. I think he prefers a coffee
punch.
301
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:10,520
You are messing
with Undertaker Amit.
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00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,240
You want to wrestle.
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00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:14,920
You are gone, girl.
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00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:18,720
Now? What now?
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00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,320
Pammi lost.
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00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,560
Leave me.
‐ Pammi lost.
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00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:24,960
Did Pammi lose?
Is Pammi crying?
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00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:26,080
Amit, leave me!
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00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:37,480
Every round will be
of five minutes.
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00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:39,160
And, in order to win points..
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I have watched the movies
'Dangal' and 'Sultan'.
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00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:44,800
There is a lot of work pending
at the office. Let us go.
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Start the match.
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00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,080
Hail Lord Hanuman!
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Sir, be strong.
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00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:51,880
I have bet
all my money on you, sir.
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00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:54,320
Bravo! Sir, stronger.
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00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,640
Kill him! Kill him!
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00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:00,880
Show me blood! Show me blood!
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00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:02,440
Very good!
321
00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:06,000
Way to go my million‐dollar babies!
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00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:10,280
Here you go.
This is my machli gota move.
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I get a point.
‐ No.
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00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,400
My back didn't touch the ground.
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00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:16,840
No. It didn't.
326
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:18,400
Start again. No point.
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00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:19,600
My back didn't touch the ground.
328
00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,680
T.P., you are done for.
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00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:25,240
Just wait and watch!
You are done for. ‐ Come!
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00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:30,000
No kicking!
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00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:32,080
Why are you crying?
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00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,200
Wait.
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00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:34,800
It's your chance.
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00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:36,560
Do it!
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00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:39,160
Look there, a pigeon!
‐ Where?
336
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:42,640
Not my glasses.
‐ You four eyes!
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00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,720
You goggle‐eyed fool!
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00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:48,760
Sir, bash him!
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00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,880
What happened?
‐ He bit me!
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00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,640
Don't bite! You can't bite!
‐ I didn't bite him.
341
00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:01,120
That's wrong.
‐ You cry baby!
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00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,880
You are lying!
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00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,240
Come here.
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Sit on his chest.
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00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:07,880
Now, tell me.
‐ Don't..
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00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,440
Sir, easy. Careful.
347
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:11,600
Who is your daddy? Tell me!
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00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:14,240
Who is your daddy?
Tell me, you dog!
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00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:16,040
You mother..
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00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:18,720
How dare you insult my mother!
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00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:20,800
Open your mouth!
‐ No!
352
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:21,760
Open your mouth!
‐ No!
353
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:23,160
How dare you talk about my mother?
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00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:24,560
Now you will swallow my spit.
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00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:31,840
Eat my spit. Eat my spit!
‐ No. No!
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00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:27,640
Yes, in my emergency contact,
write my mom's name.
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00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:30,120
Kusum Chaddha. Come in.
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00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:34,000
Come in. Come in.
Phony wrestler, come in.
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00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,040
Sapan.
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00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,960
I want to change my
emergency contact.
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00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:44,920
Remove
Jagdeep Kishore Chaddha's name
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00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:48,160
and write Health Care Clinic,
Faridabad.
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00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:51,360
You can google their number.
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00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,960
Bye.
‐ See you.
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00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:23,640
Done, sir.
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00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:25,360
Emergency contact list.
‐ Yeah.
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00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,440
Good. Happy weekend, Sapan.
‐ Sure, sir.
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00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:29,840
Well, any plans?
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00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:33,960
The usual. I have some
farmhouse dinners
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00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:35,760
and then champagne brunch
on Sunday.
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00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,040
Champagne brunch?
‐ Yeah.
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00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,960
Invite me if you can
take a plus one.
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00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:41,360
You have my number, right?
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00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,240
All those calls..
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00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:48,520
bank loan, Amitabh Bachchan,
it was me.
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00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:52,240
Wow!
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00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:54,720
Wow! Good one, sir.
378
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,160
I am leaving.
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00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,560
Did Chaddha sir sign?
380
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:03,840
I forged his signature.
381
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,880
Between my wife and boss,
I had to choose one.
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00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:24,920
T.P.
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00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:30,280
Conference room.
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00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:34,960
T.P., do you know
that I was testing you today?
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00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,600
Yes, of course.
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00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:41,320
And I am happy that you passed it.
387
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:44,920
And, as a prize,
I'm giving you a promotion.
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00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:48,320
From being the assistant to
the branch manager
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00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,600
you'll now be the assistant
branch manager.
390
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:57,040
Sir..
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00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,240
Sir, do you know
392
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,720
when I was 11 years old..
‐ I know, T. P. I know.
393
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,000
This position comes
with great responsibilities.
394
00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:07,120
That's why I'm giving it to you.
395
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:10,280
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
396
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:15,200
Which means this will
be my office hereafter.
397
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,160
No.
‐ My..
398
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:20,560
No. This is just
a title change, T. P.
399
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:27,040
So, Pammi can send a memo
to everyone tomorrow.. ‐ No.
400
00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:30,240
Actually, T. P.,
this is a secret promotion.
401
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:32,880
Secret?
402
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:40,440
I got it, sir. I got it.
403
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,960
Just like no one knows
that Clark Kent is Superman
404
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:50,360
so that Clark Kent can turn into Superman
when required and take everyone to task.
405
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,640
Exactly, T. P. Exactly.
Just like that.
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00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:55,880
Chaddha sir, you.. you..
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00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:58,960
I have a lot
to learn from you.
408
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:01,840
You are my guru.
409
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:05,240
I bow down to you.
410
00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:09,400
Same to you, T. P.
411
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,560
So, I taught T. P. today
412
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,480
that in his defeat lies victory.
413
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,400
Which is not true though.
414
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:18,880
But, sometimes, we need to say it
in order to placate someone.
415
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:21,640
So, what was proved at the end?
416
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:25,720
Am I a boss whom people love
417
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,240
or am I someone whom people
are scared of?
418
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,240
I would say that I am a boss
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00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:35,040
whose love scares people.
420
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:39,600
Come on, my horse. Trot away.