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Bhandari, do it properly.
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Use a protractor
to draw the circle.
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Sir, tea.
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No.
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What is this?
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Is this fine?
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I have never played dandiya raas.
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No problem.
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This is the HR's
cross‐cultural programme.
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Today, dandiya raas
in the Faridabad branch.
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Tomorrow,
bhangra in the Ahmedabad branch.
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Oh! So, everyone is in
a dandiya raas mood today.
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Happy Navaratri, sir.
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Happy Navaratri, Pammi.
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Riya ma'am had called.
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Thank you.
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So, brother, the bad news is
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that today, when the HR has
declared a dandiya raas night
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I'll have to fire someone.
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Riya is going to demonise me.
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'Riya Pahwa's office.'
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Renu, Jagdeep this side.
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This is a return call to Riya.
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'Ma'am is in a meeting.'
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'She has asked you to name
the person you are firing.'
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Yes. By end of day.
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That was the deal.
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'Yes.
But you can tell me the name.'
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It's not clear yet.
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EOD. Okay?
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'I know.'
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'But Ms. Riya said..' ‐ Renu, here's
a general knowledge question.
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If someone fires you
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how would you like to be fired?
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I mean, in a way that you can
remain friends after that.
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No bad feelings.
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'Tell me the name by this evening.'
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I feel like firing her.
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'Sir, I haven't hung up yet.'
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Today, I'm a doctor
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who will tell his patient
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'Mr. Sahastrabuddhe, I'm sorry.'
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'You are at the last stage
of brain cancer.'
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'You will die by 6 p. m. today.'
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Who gave them the right
to play with someone's life?
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Sir, you.. called?
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Sir, Dussehra's costume
for Navaratri?
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How does it matter, Pammi?
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Anyway, the HO has demonised me.
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What do you mean?
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Today, I am supposed to fire
someone from the job.
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Why today, sir?
Today is the dandiya raas party.
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Pammi, you are worried
about the party?
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A man's future
is on the line.
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A man.
‐ No, no.
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It can be a woman too.
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Well, Pammi,
if you had the power
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whom would you have fired?
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I mean, who do you think is
the weakest link in this office?
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Sir, I only handle calls.
‐ Right.
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And sometimes you keep the caller
on hold and forget about him.
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Two minutes, five minutes..
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Once it went on for 10 minutes,
right?
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Sir, you really look
very scary today.
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You have so many heads.
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No, sir. Please don't do that.
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I get scared. Don't do that.
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No, no. Sir, you will definitely win
in the costume party today.
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Won't I? Even I thought so.
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What am I doing?
I need to be serious.
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Very good.
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Very good. Everyone has
put in a lot of effort.
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Haven't we?
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I bought this dress
when I went to Darjeeling
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on my honeymoon.
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Isn't it good?
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Sarla ji, this isn't
a dandiya raas costume.
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Anyway, folk dance is folk dance.
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Urban dandiya raas?
‐ Yup.
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What is written on that band?
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'Where's the dandiya tonight?'
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Oh, yes.
‐ Sir.
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Sir, look at me.
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Who are you dressed as?
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As a Kathiawari king.
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A wonderful combination of
tradition and modernity.
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Have a look. Along with
the ancestral sword
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this.. Hold this for me.
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This.. Laser dandiya.
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What happened, T. P.?
It isn't working?
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Why are you laughing?
Why are you laughing?
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You have worn
a kurta worth Rs. 400.
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This sword alone costs Rs. 3,000.
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Mehta's invoice doesn't
match with 16 and 17.
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Happy Navaratri.
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Wow! Very good.
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At last, you have worn a frock.
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What do you mean?
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Sir, this is a kediyu.
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Well, then kedi‐on, darling.
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Wow! Did you make this?
‐ Yes, sir.
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Sir, it's a lamp.
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But the texture is quite smooth.
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Good, good. Very good.
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Well, I want a piece of information
from all of you.
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What is the sanctioned outlay
of every department?
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Sir, off‐hand, how can we..
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Read the Staff Organisation Manual.
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And, if there is an extra man
or a woman in any department
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let me know. Okay?
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Sir, are we supposed
to do this today?
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Yes, Anjali.
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It's a matter of life and death.
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Life and death.
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So, I made this in five minutes.
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Wow.
‐ Look, I'm so talented.
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Death by dandiya.
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Okay.
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So, I was saying
that I did this in five minutes..
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Boss's bootlicker.
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What are you doing?
That's his résumé.
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Write 'loyalty to seniors'.
‐ Correct.
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Isn't it?
‐ Yes.
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T.P. is a diamond.
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But no one could value him here.
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Pammi and I want the entire world
to know his talent.
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That's why we uploaded his résumé
on every employment website
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with a hope
that he'll get a new job
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away from this place
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in Andaman and Nicobar Islands or..
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Siberia.
It's a very good place to work.
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What do I mention in
the hobbies section?
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He makes 12,000 toothbrushes
from one neem tree.
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No, no, no.
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Did you find it?
‐ Yes.
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There is just one department
where three people do
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the work of two people.
‐ Good.
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So, there is an extra. That's it.
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Hey!
‐ Yes.
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Someone who is..
‐ Amit.
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Kick him out of this place.
‐ No.
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Amit gets business.
He is an asset.
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Kutty, Saleem, Rinchin.
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Sapan, Bhandari, Bhadoria
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or the security guard
of this building.
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I don't remember his name.
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It is not an easy task to fire
someone from the job.
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It is a science.
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We need to fire someone
whom the people wouldn't miss.
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In fact, someone whom
the people don't like.
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Someone like..
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Sir, Rajinder, Parmeet..
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What did you say?
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Is there someone
whose name is not mentioned yet?
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Who is that?
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Oh!
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I didn't think of it.
‐ Who? Me?
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Yes, that's a good option.
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Sir, tell me. Who is
brainwashing you against me?
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Tell me.
Who is it amongst these 10?
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Is he the one? Is it him?
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Is it him?
‐ Move it.
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What did you say?
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Oh, that's bad.
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What will he think about you?
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Naughty.
‐ Sir, don't listen to him.
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You just tell me the name
of the head.. I mean, the number.
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I'll chop that head off
from the body.
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What is this?
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Tapioca patties?
‐ Yes, why?
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But sattvic food
is my department, right?
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Are tapioca patties sattvic?
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Don't act smart, okay?
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You copied me on purpose, right?
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You just want to show
that you are superior, right?
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I doubt if Anjali has ever played
dandiya raas in her life.
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And, even if she has danced
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maybe she did it in some
devotional gathering.
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Or some religious event.
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Good afternoon. Wilkins Chawla.
How may I help you?
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Yes?
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From jobnow.com?
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Amit.
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Yes.
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I am transferring the call to
our branch manager, Jagdeep Chaddha.
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Hello.
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Good afternoon.
Jagdeep Chaddha this side.
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Yes.
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T.P. Mishra.
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He is not a human but a boon.
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Yes, a complete baboon.
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I mean, a boon.
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In fact, if he doesn't meet your
expectations or fantasies
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you can hold me responsible.
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Yes. Financially also.
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Me? I am Jagdeep Kishore Chaddha.
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Branch manager,
Wilkins Chawla, Faridabad.
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Okay?
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Tata.. Birla.. Ambani..
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Of course, sir..
‐ Saleem sa'ab.
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There is bad news for you.
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You can come later.
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00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:46,640
Yes, sir.
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By 5 p. m. tomorrow,
the consignment will..
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You are being dismissed
from the job right away.
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You are fired.
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'You are fired.'
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Get lost.
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Go!
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00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:11,880
Did you tell Saleem?
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00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:13,320
What did he say?
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00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:14,640
He ridiculed me.
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00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:16,720
Sir, it's your job to fire people.
You do it.
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00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:19,280
No, no.
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00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:21,600
When did I say
that we have to fire Saleem?
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Look at those piercing eyes.
I can't do it.
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00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:27,640
You may leave.
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00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:31,520
From where?
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00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:34,520
Jagasia Hydromills, Pondicherry.
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Who sent you my résumé?
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00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:38,240
Okay.
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00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:41,120
An admirer or a satisfied customer
might have sent it.
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Tell me if wrestling was mentioned
in my hobbies.
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00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:47,800
No, no. Not colony level.
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00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:50,920
Email it to me. I will edit it
and send it back to you.
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Yes. Wait for my email.
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Am I a goat who will get lured
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by a carrot and betray
his employer?
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00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:04,640
No. T. P. Mishra's middle name
is loyalty.
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00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:09,680
But, if someone understands
the real value of my loyalty,
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I don't mind
switching my loyalties.
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Yes. Did you receive my email?
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What? Yes, of course.
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I'm a state‐level wrestler.
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Have you heard of Bansod Singh?
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He defeated me in two rounds.
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00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:26,960
Look, it might not be the case
in your Pondicherry
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00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:30,200
but it is a great achievement
to lose to a state‐level wrestler.
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What did you say?
Am I shouting?
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Yes, of course, I'm shouting.
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To hell with you!
May you be fried like fritters!
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Okay, listen.
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Will you call me if I get this job?
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Amit is a very talented boy.
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He should be getting
this job offer. Really.
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Why don't you take up that job?
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Me?
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In Pondicherry?
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00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:01,440
The salary is good
and so is the work.
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00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:03,240
It will be good for your career,
right?
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00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,200
Cool. I'll think about it.
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Amit.
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This is called striking
the iron when it is hot.
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Sir, there is good news.
‐ Impossible.
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Sir, I got a better‐paying job
in a bigger company than this.
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More salary and a higher position.
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00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:31,600
What? That's great.
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00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:35,640
But I refused it.
‐ No! Why?
261
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Because my loyalty is priceless.
‐ You fool!
262
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:44,160
But if you make me
the assistant manager..
263
00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:46,320
Idiot. T. P., had you resigned
264
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:47,880
all the problems
would have been solved.
265
00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:49,800
I wouldn't have had to fire anyone.
266
00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:52,960
What will you do without me?
‐ What are you saying, T. P.?
267
00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:55,640
Listen, listen.
Can you still change the game?
268
00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:58,080
Sir, the job is in Pondicherry.
‐ So?
269
00:13:58,600 --> 00:13:59,760
I'll book the tickets.
270
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,200
You just agree to it.
271
00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:05,760
Actually, they rejected me even
before I could accept the offer.
272
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,480
Dude! T. P.!
273
00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:10,920
Did you find no one else
to play this with?
274
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:12,640
I tell you what.
275
00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:14,800
Chaddha sir doesn't know
whom to fire.
276
00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:19,320
In fact, he is hoping that someone
gets hit by a truck
277
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:20,800
or resign, by evening.
278
00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:23,280
No, seriously.
279
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,640
Chaddha sir doesn't have
the courage to.. ‐ Amit.
280
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:29,640
In my cabin.
281
00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:43,920
Take a seat.
282
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,680
Sir, I was just joking.
283
00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:52,000
Actually, I did not mean any
of it.. ‐ Amit.
284
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:55,840
Help me, man.
285
00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:58,320
Me?
286
00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,400
Fire me.
287
00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:03,240
Consider that you are me
and I am Bhadoria.
288
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,520
Sir, are you firing Bhadoria?
289
00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:06,880
No. When did I say that?
290
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,560
This is just role‐play
291
00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:11,960
wherein I, which means you,
are firing someone
292
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:15,080
so that I can see how you,
which means I, will..
293
00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:16,280
Sir, I got it.
294
00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:21,200
Sir, in that case, I should
be there and you should be here.
295
00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:26,120
May I sit?
296
00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:33,920
Jagdeep.. Bhadoria.
297
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,960
I'm really sorry but your journey
in Wilkins Chawla ends here.
298
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,880
Nothing personal. It's just
that there is a budget issue.
299
00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:43,080
Rascal!
300
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,680
I'll drink cleaning liquid
and commit suicide.
301
00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,560
I'll write your name
in my suicide note.
302
00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:49,920
You will be jailed for 14 years!
303
00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:52,080
You heartless bastard!
304
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:57,680
Man, I swear the HO didn't even
seek my opinion on this.
305
00:15:58,360 --> 00:15:59,240
They just ordered me.
306
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,400
Sir, are you saying this or me?
307
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:04,960
This..
308
00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:07,680
Bhado.. No, forget it!
309
00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:13,560
Hello. Jagdeep Chaddha this side.
310
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,680
Hey, get up!
311
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,320
'Jagdeep Chaddha'.
Put the phone down.
312
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,840
Amit, what happened?
313
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:28,680
Nothing. Just passing time.
314
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,640
God, I thought..
‐ Yeah, that's okay.
315
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:34,240
Bhadoria.
‐ Yes, sir?
316
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,480
In my office, in two minutes.
317
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,440
Please.
‐ Okay, sir.
318
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:40,240
Sit down. Sit down.
319
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,600
Look, Bhadoria, you have
an entire life ahead of you.
320
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:49,960
You must be in your early twenties.
321
00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:51,440
I am 29, sir.
322
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,560
Yes. But still
323
00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:55,680
you are not meant to be in this
small office
324
00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:56,560
for the rest of your life.
325
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:57,960
You are supposed to be
in the outside world.
326
00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:00,320
No, sir.
I'm absolutely happy here.
327
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,280
No! You don't know.
328
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:04,240
You want to fly.
329
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,920
Just spread your wings
and fly high.
330
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,160
Sir, I'm scared of heights.
331
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:11,560
Go and bump into mountains.
332
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:14,480
Sir, I'm absolutely okay.
‐ But I am not.
333
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,640
Look, Bhadoria.
The head office has told me
334
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,520
that, by evening
335
00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:24,880
I have to..
336
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,360
Say it, sir. Come on.
337
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,320
Bhadoria, from today
338
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:31,360
in this office..
339
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:34,680
Bye‐bye.
340
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:39,480
Okay, sir. I'll leave.
341
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:42,960
But keep this.
342
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:44,600
What is this?
343
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:46,640
Nothing. The chores
that I do for your mother.
344
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,680
You'll have to do them, right?
‐ Me?
345
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:51,240
Buy ridge gourd
on your way back home.
346
00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:52,480
Not the thick ones.
347
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:54,000
Your mother gets constipation
because of that.
348
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:56,240
Bhadoria..
‐ Also pay the cable bill.
349
00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,920
Or else, along with the cable
350
00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,520
you will also be gone.
351
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,960
This doesn't mean..
‐ Also, buy the piles cushion
352
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:04,840
from the chemist for your mother..
‐ Stop it.
353
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:06,040
Stop it! Please stop it.
354
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,640
Today, I got to know
355
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,520
that you are an asset
to this company.
356
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:14,880
Yes, sir. But I am supposed to fly,
spreading my wings.
357
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,120
No. Don't fly.
358
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:18,560
You just make tea.
You make delicious tea.
359
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:19,840
But till when, sir?
360
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:21,880
You have seen my potential.
361
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,520
If I get a befitting salary..
362
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:26,000
Yes, I'll increase your salary
from next month.
363
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:28,360
Okay, sir.
‐ But what about my problem?
364
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:30,760
Sir, that can be solved
in a minute.
365
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:33,920
Bhandari in HR. Fire him.
366
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,400
Bhandari?
‐ Yes, sir.
367
00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:37,160
He cannot even draw a rangoli.
368
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,360
Is it?
‐ Yes.
369
00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:40,920
But he looks..
‐ Don't go by his looks.
370
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:42,960
I look like a scoundrel
371
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:44,520
but am I one?
372
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:48,680
But I..
‐ Done, sir. Done.
373
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:49,960
That's absolutely done.
374
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,600
I swear on your mother,
I took the right decision.
375
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,280
I mean to say, you did.
376
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,080
Bhandari.
377
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,920
Two minutes in my office. Please.
378
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,320
Sir, you are taking
advice from a peon?
379
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,360
No. Absolutely not!
380
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,160
He is a thief.
381
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,000
He steals tea powder.
382
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,560
Do you know what he watches
on the office TV?
383
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:24,680
Bhadoria?
384
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:27,680
Buddy..
385
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,520
But how will I..
386
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:33,160
No, no. I will look like a fool.
387
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,080
Wow. Wow.
388
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:36,960
Is that why you are firing me?
‐ No!
389
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:38,280
So that you don't look like a fool?
390
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:40,400
No, Bhandari, look.. No.
391
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:45,560
Bhandari, look,
all this is not my fault
392
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:46,560
but the head office's fault.
393
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,360
Ever since there was recession
in global markets..
394
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,520
This is the limit!
395
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:53,200
Bhandari..
396
00:19:58,120 --> 00:19:59,040
Do you like Chinese?
397
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:00,840
I'll take you out for a dinner.
398
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:01,920
My treat.
399
00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:05,320
Shall I send you a friend request?
400
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:07,480
Bhandari.
401
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,840
Bhandari, stop. Hold on a minute.
402
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,240
Keep this.
403
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:12,800
What is this?
404
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:13,800
Voucher from Bumper Bazaar.
405
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:14,880
It is valid for two more months.
406
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,240
Buy a good juicer or mixer..
407
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:24,760
Saleem sir, Sarla ji, Pammi, Amit.
408
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:26,960
I am going to get a drink.
409
00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:30,360
Whoever wants to join me
in my farewell party can come.
410
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:33,520
The rest may go
kill themselves.
411
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:51,560
What about the dandiya party?
412
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:57,520
Listen, Amit.
413
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:02,120
That job.. Don't take it
even if you get an offer.
414
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,280
Why? I thought it's good for me.
415
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:05,800
Yes, but not for me.
416
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:09,240
I'll die if you leave this place.
417
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:13,000
Let's go.
418
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,160
'She will die.'
419
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:17,640
She just meant to say
420
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,480
that she will get bored
without me.
421
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:20,520
That's all.
422
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:24,040
I guess that's because
she is a good friend of mine.
423
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,160
Well, I would have gone
to Pondicherry.
424
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,240
I had no problem with it.
425
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,680
I mean, a beautiful place, beaches
426
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:33,480
and double the salary.
427
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:38,760
Only Pammi wouldn't
have been there.
428
00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:42,000
I love dandiya.
‐ Right hand.. and swing.
429
00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:45,080
In fact,
I like all the Indian festivals.
430
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:45,960
I had explained all this
in the email.
431
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:48,120
Colour, clothes
432
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:53,320
delicious food and music
433
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:55,480
and dance.
434
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,960
The dancing and singing.
435
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:02,880
Celebrations.
436
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,440
Every festival is a happy occasion
for me.
437
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:18,920
Happiness that increases
by sharing.