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Good morning. Wilkins Chawla.
How may I help you?
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Yes, one minute.
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Hello, Amit here.
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Hey!
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How did you get this number?
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Are you stalking me?
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You fall for it every time.
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Amit and Loveleen.
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They got introduced at the office.
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These days,
they are hanging out together.
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Who knows if she is his girlfriend
or something else?
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I don't know exactly
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but, last week, Amit had
lunch with her three times.
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I mean, that's okay.
How does it bother me?
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Okay. After work.
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Okay.
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Bye. Bye.
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Amit.
‐ Yes?
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She calls you every day.
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Ask her to call you
on your cell phone.
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Okay.
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Come in.
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Yes, Sapan. Come in. Come in.
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T.P., close the door while leaving.
Okay?
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Sapan Gill.
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Kiddo. Quite young.
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I sent you a friend request
yesterday.
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Didn't you check?
‐ No, sir.
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Accept it soon, buddy.
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I'll send you so many jokes..
so many funny jokes
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that you will go ROFL!
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'Rofal'? R‐O‐F‐L.
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Yeah, I get it.
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It's been a few months
for this guy in this office.
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Now, he is here to ask
if he has passed or failed.
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Sir, I am not asking.
Aunt was asking.
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You mean Chawla aunty.
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Yeah.
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How is she?
‐ She is good.
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Skills and efficiency, ten on ten.
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Conduct in office.
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Smiley face.
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No, no. ROFL.
No, LMFAO.
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L‐M‐F‐A‐O.
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Leave me fucking alone, okay?
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Five years from now
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where do you see yourself?
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I could be running this place.
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But I want to start
my own business.
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Your own business.
‐ Yeah.
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Kid, it's not that easy.
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First, it's important
to learn the rules.
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Sapan Gill is about to attend JLU.
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Jagdeep Chaddha Life University.
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Lesson number one.
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Sir, I just remembered. I have some..
‐ There are 10 rules of business
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which you should remember
at any cost.
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The first rule.
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Before you start running,
you need to learn how to walk.
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Or else?
‐ Or else?
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You will fall on your face.
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I mean, business is not
like go‐karting
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where you can bump into anything
and crash.
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First, find out where the brake
and accelerator are.
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I know where the brake
and accelerator..
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It was an example, buddy.
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Well, the second rule.
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Let's do one thing.
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Let's discuss the rest of the rules
over lunch.
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You and me.
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I know people like Sapan
very well.
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Nepotism's child.
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If Chaddha sir is Batman,
I am Robin.
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If he is Cheech,
I am Chong.
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If he is Harry,
I am Llyod.
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You can ask anyone.
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The name of the film was not
Dumb, Dumber and the Dumbest.
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Everybody, get up!
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Get up!
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Run!
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This isn't a mock drill.
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This place is on fire!
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Everybody, run!
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Come on! Now!
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Everybody, listen!
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Walk towards the exit keeping
your hands next to your body.
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Walk towards the exit keeping
your hands next to your body.
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Sarla ji, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
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Manage your scarf.
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Or else you will turn
into a ball of fire! Run, run!
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What are you looking at?
Come on, run!
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Run, everybody!
This way!
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Hurry up. Hurry up.
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Come on. Hurry up!
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Hurry up. What are you doing?
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Run, run.
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Are you sure there is a fire?
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What do you mean?
Get out of here.
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Come on, run!
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This is a paper company.
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It won't take time
for it to go up in smoke!
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Run, run!
‐ I am..
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What are you doing?
Leave this place. Hurry up.
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Don't panic.
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Everyone, calm down. Calm down.
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What do you mean?
Look, there is smoke.
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What are you doing?
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You can have many more coffees
if you live.
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Throw this and run!
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Run! This place is on fire.
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There is going to be an explosion.
An explosion!
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Run!
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Yes. I was the first person
to get out of the office.
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I am aware that we should let
the women and children go first.
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But we don't employ children
in this office. Thank God.
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Secondly, men and women
are equal for me.
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When you say 'ladies first', it means
you think that women are weak.
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And Wilkins Chawla doesn't tolerate
such sexist policy.
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No.
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Come on. Come on.
Everybody, fall in line.
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Form a single line.
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Won't you stand in the line?
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No, because I am the fire warden
of this place.
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Which means high‐office bearer.
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We have to bear what?
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'Office bearer'.
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It means president.
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I am the firefighter
of this place.
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Everybody, form a queue as
per your respective department
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and then arrange yourselves
according to your age and height.
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Come forward.
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You are the shortest.
Come forward.
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T.P., one minute.
‐ Yes.
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Amit is the tallest
but also the youngest. ‐ Yes.
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So, will he stand at the front
or at the back?
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That's a very good question.
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Move, move, move.
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Move aside.
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Very good, very good.
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You have come at the right time.
Come on.
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Move, move. Stop right here.
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Over here. Yes.
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Okay, stop, stop.
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Stop.. Okay, you can go
from the other side.
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Good work. Good work. Very good.
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At our shakha, we are taught
to be ready to face any situation.
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That's why I always keep
these things with me.
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Like this axe
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a rope, pot
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chyawanprash
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myrobalan harad powder
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and cow dung paste.
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No. Maybe this is not needed.
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You need to be fit
in order to escape the fire.
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That's why everyone will exercise.
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Come on, start.
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One, two, three, four.
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One, two, three, four.
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Did you know that we can get trained
for the army at Wilkins Chawla?
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The major may hear you.
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Hey! What are you
both whispering about?
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Do you find this boring?
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Actually, we don't know
because we aren't listening.
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Do you think this a joke?
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Frankly, yes.
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I..
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So, son,
Jagdeep Chaddha Life University.
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You won't find these business rules
in any book.
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I have made them, followed them
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and look where I am today.
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In the parking?
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I am a branch manager today.
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Right, sir.
‐ Rule number two.
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Image is everything.
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What is this?
‐ A car.
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You only see a car.
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But, for me, it's an investment.
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It doesn't just take me
from point A to point B
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but it can also take my career
to great heights.
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Clients look at this and think
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'Wow! A Civic. Impressive.'
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'Chaddha is very rich.'
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Got it?
‐ Absolutely, sir.
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So, write it down.
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One doesn't repeat
such valuable advice.
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Yeah.
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Image is everything.
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Give me a minute.
I'll get a pen from the car.
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This is not working.
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This..
‐ It's my car.
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One, two, three, four. Come on.
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Poverty couldn't kill me
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but this jerk definitely will.
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Come on, everyone. Do it.
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This is stupid. I won't do it.
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You will have to.
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T.P., you can't force us.
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Look at Kutty and Sarla ji.
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It's not my fault
they are weak.
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Look, you can continue doing this
if you want to.
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But we are going
to play a singing game.
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So, whoever wants to play
can come.
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I want to play.
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No one will go!
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People are fighting fire, and you
want to play a singing game.
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I am telling you that the one
who leaves will suffer.
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As if we aren't suffering here.
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Stop, stop. This isn't right.
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Look, this behaviour
is not right. Stop.
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You read quite thick books.
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'Art of Client Servicing'.
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Did you buy it from a brothel?
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'Business Skills'.
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I am gifted with these.
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'New Rules of Marketing
and Public Relations'.
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Why are you reading all this,
Sapan?
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I don't know, sir. My dad said
I have to do an MBA, so..
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MBA?
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Master of Business Administration.
‐ Yes, I know.
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I know everything.
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Do you think
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you can learn business
from a business school and not me?
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Yes, sir.
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I mean no, sir.
Of course not.
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Quiz me.
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Sir.
‐ No, come on.
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Ask me anything.
Test my knowledge.
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Okay, fine.
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In India,
to create a wider customer base
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how did the mobile companies
form a correct combination
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of on‐demand model
and subscription model?
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Repeat the question.
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In India,
to create a wider customer base
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how did the mobile companies
form a correct combination
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of on‐demand model
and subscription model?
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It's a very basic question, sir.
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Rule number two, Sapan.
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Always think before answering.
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Sir, you already told me
rule number two.
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We are on..
Rule number three is the next one.
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'Always think'?
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When I was Sapan's age
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I was a salesman
in a blouse and petticoat shop.
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I progressed from there
and earned a lot.
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Then I invested in a Ponzi scheme
and lost a lot of money.
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But the point is
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all that I learned about business
in my life
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cannot be found in the business
books that Sapan has.
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One more.
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Is it cheaper
to sign on a new customer
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or retain the existing one?
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Sir, sir.
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Sir, those lazy staff members
are not listening to me.
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Shut up.
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I am asking him
a few business‐related questions.
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You lowly person!
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How dare you ask him a question?
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T.P. sir, not me, but he..
‐ Quiet! Be quiet!
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Equal. Both are equal.
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No, sir.
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To sign on a new customer will be
ten times more expensive, right?
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It was a trick question.
‐ 'Trick'?
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That means treachery.
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You do treachery with your boss?
265
00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:50,040
Is this what you have learnt
in your posh neighbour?
266
00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:51,240
T.P., please.
267
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:54,360
Sir, he doesn't know that you
are the principal of JLU.. ‐ Yes.
268
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,760
...and I am
the assistant principal.
269
00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:56,800
Assistant to the principal.
270
00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,120
Did you hear that?
Did you hear?
271
00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,760
You listen to me! You listen!
‐ What are you doing?
272
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:00,680
T.P., leave him.
273
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:01,920
Sir, he doesn't understand.
274
00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:03,160
You are trying to be an expert.
275
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,000
What do you know about business?
276
00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:07,640
Sir!
‐ Moron.
277
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,680
There are many famous people who
haven't been to business schools.
278
00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:10,920
Sachin Tendulkar.
279
00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:12,640
Mika paji.
280
00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:14,800
Ajay Devgn.
281
00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,920
Today, they own huge mansions.
282
00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,360
And I have an EMI for 30 years.
283
00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:22,440
But I do own a house.
284
00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:24,920
And a Civic. EMI fully paid.
285
00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:34,360
T.P., is everything all right?
286
00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:36,240
Nothing is all right.
287
00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:37,840
What do you mean?
288
00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,800
Why didn't I ever think
of going to a business school?
289
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,880
Business school?
‐ Yes.
290
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,120
That sycophant Sapan wants to go.
291
00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:48,200
He keeps discussing those things
with the boss.
292
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,800
T.P., you are already smart.
293
00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:53,000
Why do you have to go
to a business school?
294
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,120
Come on. Come over there.
295
00:13:57,680 --> 00:14:01,200
What is there?
‐ Way to pass time.
296
00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:05,360
Come on, leave this. Come.
297
00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:07,840
Come!
298
00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:10,640
'Law of diminishing
marginal utility'.
299
00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:13,520
Explain this to me.
300
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,280
Sir, even I don't know.
301
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:16,440
Sir, shall we get down and talk?
302
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:17,880
It's getting really stuffy in here,
right?
303
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,960
Do you know
why I became a salesman?
304
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,920
Because I like making new friends.
305
00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:27,600
But then I got promoted
and became the boss.
306
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:31,920
It is a different and
difficult job to be a boss.
307
00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:34,920
I mean you are a parent
to your employees
308
00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:37,120
and their good‐looking
elder brother too.
309
00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:38,720
You know what I am saying,
right?
310
00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:42,680
Why won't the door open?
311
00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:45,640
Say something.
Only I have been talking.
312
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:47,080
I feel nauseous.
313
00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:50,640
Which game are we playing?
314
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:52,200
What are we doing?
315
00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:53,480
This is a new game.
316
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,000
Everyone is naming
their favourite movies.
317
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,080
Shall I start?
318
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:59,200
'DDLJ', 'Kuch Kuch Hota Hai', 'Dil
To Pagal Hai' and 'Kal Ho Naa Ho'.
319
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,160
Any movie of Shah Rukh Khan's.
320
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:04,240
So, basically, you have watched
all his movies.
321
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:08,160
All the movies.
First day, first show.
322
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,600
Do you know
even today I feel something in me
323
00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:13,120
when Shah Rukh stammers?
324
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,280
Wow.
325
00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:17,960
'First day, first show.'
326
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,960
Actually, it's a sweet thing.
327
00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:26,920
Sarla ji is still so romantic.
328
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:30,560
Oh, please. Why do all the girls
go mad over Shah Rukh?
329
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,880
Not me.
‐ Thank God.
330
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,400
Girls usually go
331
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,440
'Oh, my God!
Shah Rukh!'
332
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:40,000
After hearing that,
I feel like killing myself.
333
00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:45,280
I like 'Kapoor and Sons'.
334
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:48,320
Okay. Any other movie?
335
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:49,400
That's all.
336
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,560
Anjali, what kind of movies
do you like?
337
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:54,320
I don't watch movies.
338
00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:55,240
Why?
339
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:57,240
Because cinema is eroding
our culture
340
00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,680
which, in turn, is harming
our moral fabric.
341
00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:02,600
Wow.
342
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,840
Moral fabric?
‐ Which fabric is that?
343
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:15,000
'Ragini MMS',
'One Night Stand', 'Jism 2'
344
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:17,600
'Beiimaan Love',
'Kuch Kuch Locha Hai'.
345
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,160
Sunny Leone is my favourite.
346
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:23,920
I have watched all her movies.
All her movies.
347
00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:26,800
Actually,
I want to produce my own movie.
348
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,360
If you want,
I can cast you people in it.
349
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,080
Lots of exposure.
350
00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,320
Who are you going to cast
in your movie?
351
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,040
Pammi!
352
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,040
It's my movie.
353
00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:38,760
Hey, kids! What is going on?
354
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,640
Disgraceful chatter.
355
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,640
'Who will you cast in your movie?'
356
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,720
Like we don't have
anything better to do, right?
357
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:46,760
Amit.
‐ Yes.
358
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,600
Who will you cast in your movie?
359
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,320
In my movie?
360
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:53,360
Kutty.
361
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:55,560
Because he is the cutest
of us all.
362
00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:59,920
In my movie,
I will cast Sapan Gill
363
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,400
with looks that kill. Naturally.
364
00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,040
I have a scene in my mind.
365
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:05,960
Sapan is coming out of the ocean.
366
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:08,240
Looking like a combination of
Shilpa Shetty and Daniel Craig.
367
00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:10,240
He is..
‐ I am getting a call.
368
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:12,040
I am getting a call. Hello.
369
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:13,440
Even I need to check my messages.
370
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:15,880
Which is your favourite movie?
371
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:17,560
My..
372
00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:20,360
I left my phone inside. Shit!
373
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,920
Will you be happy
if you get your phone?
374
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:24,920
What?
375
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,120
Will getting your phone back
make you happy?
376
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,160
Yes.
‐ Wait, I will get it back.
377
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,320
Hey, hey! T. P.!
378
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:33,320
T.P., stop!
379
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,160
The place is on fire!
‐ T. P.!
380
00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:36,880
He is such an idiot!
This man is an idiot!
381
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,600
Go, go. Save him.
‐ T. P.!
382
00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,360
I am never going to
understand these guys.
383
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,000
Who are they?
384
00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:43,040
Who are they?
385
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:44,200
Kutty.
386
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:46,360
He watches Mallu porn 24/7.
387
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:48,920
Sarla ji knitting 365/12.
388
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,600
That shakha dude
drinking asafoetida cola
389
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,680
killing himself over a phone.
390
00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:58,160
I don't belong here.
391
00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:01,120
Somebody get me back
to Defence Colony.
392
00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,760
It doesn't take so long
to search for a phone.
393
00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:05,520
Hello. Where have you reached?
394
00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:07,800
Oh, good.
We are standing outside. Come.
395
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,280
Come.
‐ Sapan, call my number.
396
00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:12,000
I don't have your number, sir.
397
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:13,320
I gave it to you
while in the car.
398
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,760
T.P.
‐ You had saved it too.
399
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:16,720
Actually, there is a problem
with my phone.
400
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:23,200
Oh!
401
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,080
I got it.
402
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:30,920
T.P.!
403
00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:33,800
T.P., thankfully, you are fine.
404
00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:35,080
Who runs into fire?
405
00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:38,600
Sorry, sir. Sorry.
406
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,400
I didn't find your phone.
407
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:41,920
Don't worry. It's okay.
408
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,200
But I found an important thing.
409
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:45,800
A clue.
410
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:47,880
This electric kettle.
411
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:49,840
Fire broke out in the office
412
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,120
because of a short circuit
in this kettle.
413
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:55,680
And the last dumb employee
to use this was
414
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:56,720
Sapan.
415
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,280
Look at him.
He is preparing for an MBA.
416
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:02,440
He can't even handle
an electric kettle.
417
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,120
Sapan!
418
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,280
What were you thinking?
419
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:09,680
'How will I do it as there are
no servants in the office?'
420
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,440
One little wire,
two little wires.
421
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:13,600
Set the office on fire.
422
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:14,280
One little wire.
423
00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:15,600
Yes.
424
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:17,480
"One little wire.
Two little wires."
425
00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:19,440
"Set the office on fire."
426
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,320
"One little wire."
427
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:23,080
"Such was the fire"
428
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:24,840
"That his grandpa ended up"
429
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:27,160
"On a pyre.
One little wire.."
430
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:30,200
"One little wire.
Two little wires.."
431
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:33,520
MBA stands for 'money,
bragging and arrogance'. Nonsense!
432
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:37,640
Even after being so educated,
if you can't prepare a cup of tea
433
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,880
of what use is your MBA?
434
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,320
Making tea is an art.
435
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:44,320
The country is running on it.
436
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:46,880
And I run the office here.
437
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,200
"One little wire."
438
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,400
Hi.
‐ Hello.
439
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,880
How are you?
‐ Good. How are you?
440
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:57,560
Good.
441
00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:58,560
Hi.
‐ Hello.
442
00:19:58,640 --> 00:19:59,680
Loveleen.
‐ Hi.
443
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:01,440
Hello, Ms. Loveleen.
444
00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,760
You look lovely as usual.
445
00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,680
Really? Thank you so much.
446
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:08,520
Actually, I didn't get time
to put on my make‐up.
447
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:13,600
So, we were actually
playing a game.
448
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,080
We were talking about
our favourite movies, so..
449
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:18,760
Simple. Any movie of Shah Rukh's.
450
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:21,160
I watch all his movies.
First day, first show.
451
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,360
Is it? Why?
452
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:25,240
Because he is so romantic.
453
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:26,920
I see him and I go
454
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:32,640
'Oh! Shah Rukh!'
455
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,480
I am very happy for Amit.
456
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,200
After all, he is my friend
457
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:39,800
and it's okay
if he likes artificial beauty.
458
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:44,320
No, no. The girl is very sweet.
459
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,640
But I have seen her status updates.
460
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:52,680
I think she should get a dictionary
on Diwali.
461
00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:57,320
Let's go.
It's safe to go inside. Come.
462
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,160
Come on. Come on. Let's go.
463
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,800
Henceforth you will
be called fire boy.
464
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,600
No, son of fire.
465
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,040
"One little wire.
Two little wires."
466
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,120
"Set the office on fire."
467
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,000
The most important rule.
468
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:16,320
Don't burn the building.
469
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,840
Nothing is more important
than safety.
470
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,920
Remember, protection
is better than cure.
471
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:24,480
So, repeat after me.
472
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,400
I will always use protection first.
473
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:28,360
Okay?
474
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:32,080
I will always use protection.
475
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,720
Sapan is a bookworm.
476
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,120
But I am a worm of the streets.
477
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:40,800
And a street worm can defeat
a bookworm any day,
478
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,880
because you get real experience
on the streets.
479
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:49,040
Rule number four from JLU.
480
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:51,040
Jagdeep Chaddha Life University.
481
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:54,200
Admissions open. Apply quickly.