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'Are you listening to me?'
‐ Yes.
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You said..
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'Chaddha.'
‐ One minute. I..
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I am checking my notes.
‐ 'I said'
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'that Arvind and I are planning
an incentive program.'
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Arvind? Is he back from Bangkok?
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We were placing bets that someone
from Pattaya will woo him.
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'As I was saying'
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'we will reward the top
sales officer every month'
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'in order to increase the sales.'
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'Incentives up to Rs. 20,000.'
‐ Wow!
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Can I choose the gift?
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'Yes, Chaddha.'
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Well, is this scheme
only for sales officers?
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Because the strategies
are formulated by managers, right?
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'Chaddha, you can't give
yourself the prize.'
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I was not talking about myself.
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I mean, generally..
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First, I need to find out
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what could be the biggest motivation
for the sales staff.
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Sex. Definitely sex.
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Sex is something
that can motivate anyone, sir.
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T.P., the company is not sending anyone
to Bangkok to get a massage.
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That's only for the senior management.
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In that case,
there is only one solution, sir.
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Corporal punishment.
‐ What?
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Torture, sir. Torture.
‐ T. P., don't joke.
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Sir, these lazy bums will improve
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only under the fear of getting
whipped.
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Pammi, come in.
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Sir, there is a lady here
asking for you.
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'Dietician, beautician.'
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Pammi, I am busy. Don't you see?
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Okay, I will ask her to leave.
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Yes.
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So busy.
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Sorry.
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Well, I am not that busy.
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Okay. What can I do
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if I am not allowed..
‐ As I was saying
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we need to incentivise the staff..
Hello.
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Hello.
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Sir, she is the beauty consultant.
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Don't say anything. Let me guess.
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Is your father a confectioner?
‐ Confectioner?
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Who else can make something
so sweet?
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Or maybe something so greasy.
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They use a lot of butter and oil.
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T.P., you wanted a whip, right?
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Go and make a requisition for it.
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Go.
‐ Okay, sir.
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So, what's your name?
‐ My name?
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Loveleen.
‐ Loveleen.
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That means lost in love.
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Or L‐E‐A‐N, 'lean', also means fit, right?
‐ Yes.
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I am also a dietician.
‐ Oh..
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Sir, she wants to give free check‐up
and beauty advice to the employees.
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There is an offer from her clinic.
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Yes.
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Listen, this is against
our company policy.
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Oh, so sad.
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But, luckily, I am against
this policy.
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Set it up in the conference room.
‐ Thank you.
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But, sir, Madhukar sir's meeting
is scheduled there at 11 o'clock.
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Ask him to shift it
to the corridor.
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He can set the chairs outside.
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And samosas for everyone are on me.
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Did you see that?
This is called decision‐making.
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Wow, sir. You are quite dynamic.
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Aren't I?
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The idea about the samosa
was my own. ‐ Is it?
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Free samosas are the solution
to 90 percent of the office's problems.
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Nice. ‐ They don't teach this
in management schools.
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Oh!
‐ Yes.
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Management books are useless.
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That is why I'm writing a book.
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'Management Without MBA'.
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'Lessons From The Jagdeep Chaddha
University Of Life'.
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No, I have only thought
of a title so far.
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Come this way.
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This is our conference room.
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You can set up here.
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You can call me
if you need anything.
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Okay, sir. Thank you so much.
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Really. Anytime.
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I mean,
my office is behind this wall.
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I will come whenever you call.
‐ Okay.
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Shall we give it a try?
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I will go there and
you call out my name.
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'Jagdeep' and I'll come.
‐ No, sir. It's okay.
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Okay. Would you like
to have some tea or coffee?
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Tell me.
‐ No, sir. Nothing.
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Anything cold? Juice?
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Okay, sir. Orange juice.
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Orange juice. Nice.
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Dietician. I knew it.
I'll get it right away.
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Pammi ji.
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You must be jealous.
‐ Why?
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You have competition.
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I will staple your fingers. Get lost.
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'Competition'. I really don't care.
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It is a very nice thing for me
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that Chaddha sir is busy
with someone else.
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There are lines below your eyes.
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You know, crow's feet.
It's called wrinkles.
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Loveleen ji has everything
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that an ideal woman should have.
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Fair complexion, black hair
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a round arse.
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That day is not far
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when our union will
mark the beginning of a new era.
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Here you go, ma'am.
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Orange juice for you.
‐ Thank you.
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Healthy.
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So lovely.
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I mean the name of your products.
‐ Okay.
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So, how's business?
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It's fine till now.
‐ 'Fine' won't work.
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Here is what we can do. We can
do a sales promotion for you.
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I'll do it.
Come with me. Come on.
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Come on.
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Yes, sir.
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It's 18 percent tax..
‐ He is Saleem ji.
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Saleem, Your Highness.
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Look at your belly.
Why don't you go on a diet?
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I am on a call.
‐ Do you want to stay on this job?
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Conference room in ten minutes.
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Did you see the perks
of being a branch manager?
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And this is Madhukar ji
from the HR department.
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Loveleen is here to conduct
a check‐up.
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Hello.
‐ Hello.
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Loveleen. Beautiful name.
‐ Thank you.
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Lost in love or L‐E‐A‐N, 'lean'?
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Yes. She has heard of that one before.
Shall I say something?
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The world knows that the HR department
has just one job to do.
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That is to draw rangoli designs
on all the festivals.
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And he is allergic
to the rangoli powder.
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Really?
‐ Really. Really.
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The management is kind‐hearted
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so we didn't fire him.
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Otherwise I would have..
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There are so many
people in this office
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who take advantage
of such situations.
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That is why I am against
office romance.
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Obviously, this rule does not apply
to senior management.
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Amit's mother prepared
this Indian squash curry.
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It is tasty.
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Dude.
‐ Yes.
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Did you like this dietician?
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She is cute but not my type.
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She isn't your type?
Are you gay?
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No.
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I like a different kind of girls.
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Is it? What kind of girls?
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A bit mature.. like Savitha Bhabhi!
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Actually, any aunty will do.
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Middle‐aged matron type. Like a cougar.
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No. You can keep them.
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Trust me, Loveleen is smokin' hot.
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Had Pammi not been with me,
I would have been all over her.
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Parmeet,
we are going to get married.
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That is why I am
behaving myself
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and not working on her.
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It was a joke. Pammi, wait!
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She is jealous.
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Pammi is a very
good friend of mine.
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That is why she shares
all her problems with me.
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Office problems
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or Parmeet's problems
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or..
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She only has those two problems
in her life.
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T.P.
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she is made only for you.
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Forget it.
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Chaddha sir has already
called dibs on her.
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So what, T. P.? You are the assistant
branch manager.
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No, I am just the assistant
to the branch manager.
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T.P., love is democratic.
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Loveleen will choose
her man herself.
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But what do I tell her?
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You have so much knowledge.
Share some with her.
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Do you know
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my grandfather gave
the idea of drinking one's own urine
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to Morarji Desai?
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This.. Tell this to her.
She will be impressed.
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You think that
wheat bread is healthy.
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But you will be shocked to know
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that every type of bread
is a poison to your body. A poison!
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No, man. I am nervous.
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T.P., go inside and ask her about
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the most expensive
beauty treatment.
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She will be impressed.
‐ Beauty treatment? Me?
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Why not?
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Even men go to beauty salons
these days. ‐ Really?
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Get up.
Be a man and go inside.
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Leave everything. Look there.
There is going to be a ruckus.
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What happened?
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'Listen to me, beautiful girl.
I've got a gift for you.'
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'Do you see these biceps?
You may touch them.'
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'Look at my body.'
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'No, no! I don't want to see.'
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'No. You will have to see.'
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'Every part of my body
is yearning for you.'
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'What do you want?'
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'I want my soft skin to glow.'
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Very good.
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I never thought of dieting.
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Why do you need to diet?
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I am sure guys can't
take their eyes off you.
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No. I am engaged.
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There is just one guy in my life.
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So sweet. Committed.
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So cute.
‐ 'Cute'.
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Girls, I tell you. Leave them alone for
just two minutes, and they start gossiping.
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Did you like the juice?
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It was very good.
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I am sure the juice also enjoyed
touching your lips.
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Come, let me show you something.
Come on.
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This is my cabin. Come in.
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Look at this. A juice maker.
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It is worth Rs. 20,000.
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It can make all kinds of fruit juices.
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Pineapple, banana, sapodilla.
‐ Very nice.
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Nice, right?
‐ Did you buy it for the office?
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Yes. But you can keep it because
you like drinking fruit juices.
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No, I can't keep this.
‐ No, it's okay. Trust me.
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No, I already have so
many things with me.
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How will I take this in a rickshaw?
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You will take a rickshaw? Why?
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I will drop you in my car.
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No, no.
‐ Why not?
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If you don't mind..
‐ It isn't about that.
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You need not take the trouble.
‐ There is no trouble. It's okay.
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It is my office. I can leave anytime.
‐ All right. Okay.
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Okay?
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Okay.
‐ Yes.
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Okay, good.
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We will leave in an hour's time.
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Okay.
‐ Okay.
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Yes. Business.
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This one, sir?
‐ No, not this one.
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Yes, a grey hair strand is visible
in this. ‐ It is black.
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Use Photoshop.
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Or else she might not accept
my friend request.
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Sir, can I ask something
if you don't mind? ‐ Yes, go ahead.
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Sir, I seek your permission
to marry Loveleen.
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I am not her father.
Go and ask her.
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Really? Thank you, sir.
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However, let me tell you something.
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Loveleen and I are going
for a drive in the evening.
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What?
‐ She asked for a lift.
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So I said, 'Sure. Why not?'
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Where are you going?
‐ To a fruit juice centre.
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Juice centre?
What are you going to do there?
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A man, a woman..
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And after a juice or two,
who knows what can happen?
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Anything can happen.
258
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:03,720
Sir, promise me that
you won't have sex with her.
259
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,280
T.P., I can't promise you anything,
please.
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00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:08,400
Do you love her?
‐ No, T. P. No. I mean..
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I don't know.
262
00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:16,000
It's complicated. I mean..
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Your diet will be
completely balanced.
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00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:26,600
There is no balance in my life,
and you want to balance my diet.
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Good one.
‐ Juice! Juice! Juice!
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Did you prepare this
in the new juicer? ‐ Yes.
267
00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:37,000
But that was the incentive prize
for the top salesman.
268
00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:40,200
How does it matter to you,
Saleem sa'ab?
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00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:42,440
You lost two huge orders
this month.
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Top salesman.
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Here you go. Have the juice.
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00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:05,600
Do you want to ask something?
‐ No, sir. You called me here.
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Maybe I had to ask something.
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00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:14,240
So, sir, shall I leave?
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I have a lot of work.
‐ Yes. Go.
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00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,720
'Work is worship.'
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00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:24,760
Well, Pammi. Do girls of your
age like going to the fair?
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00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,320
The fair?
‐ There is a fair near the market.
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00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:33,840
I was thinking if a fair
is a cool place to go on a date.
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00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,440
Yes.
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00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:38,800
A fair?
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00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:42,120
Don't laugh, Pammi.
Imagine this.
283
00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:45,560
Chaddha sir with a cotton candy
in his hand.
284
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:49,840
Loveleen wearing a skirt
and pretty ribbons in her hair.
285
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:53,640
Sitting in the swings
and moving back and forth, back and forth..
286
00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:57,440
Pammi, are you still angry?
287
00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:00,960
Forget it, Parmeet.
I don't want to talk about it now.
288
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:05,720
Won't you talk to me now?
‐ What are you doing?
289
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,840
Won't you talk to me now?
Won't you?
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00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,440
Parmeet.
‐ Won't you?
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00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:12,640
Won't you?
Won't you talk to me now?
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00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:13,880
Parmeet.
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00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:18,160
I'm cheering you up.
294
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:21,840
Amit and I are very good friends.
He is a nice guy.
295
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:23,960
I hope he finds a nice girl.
296
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:29,120
You should use this cream.
297
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,080
You will become fair in two months.
298
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:34,920
That means I can finally be
an air hostess.
299
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:38,320
Air hostess, video model.
The sky is the limit.
300
00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:41,240
You should apply
nigella oil to your hair.
301
00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:42,920
'Your hair will grow longer.'
302
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,400
What's a nigella?
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00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:47,000
Loveleen ji,
I want to say something.
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00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:49,000
Not now.
‐ Just two minutes.
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00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:50,240
No.
306
00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:52,200
I just want to say
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00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,600
I'm ready to give up on
my vow of abstinence.
308
00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:57,600
What? I didn't get you.
309
00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:59,360
I have sent a message
to my father.
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00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:00,400
He is on his way here.
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00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:02,560
He will change two trains and
reach here by tomorrow evening.
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00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:03,440
Just tell me
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00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,560
when we can visit you
to talk about our marriage.
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00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,520
No!
315
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:12,000
So, tell me.
How many packets do you want?
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00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:13,520
All my customers are happy
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00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:14,880
with this product.
‐ What do you mean by 'no'?
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00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:16,520
Is it that you don't want
to get married
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00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,000
or you don't want to talk about
it now?
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00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,400
No for both!
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00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:27,000
As I was saying
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00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,720
'all my customers
are happy with this product.'
323
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,880
'It's a very result oriented cream.'
324
00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:34,600
Sapan. There is a special project.
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00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:35,760
Will you do it?
‐ No, sir.
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00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:37,320
Yes, you will do it.
Why won't you?
327
00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:45,560
Sir, why do you have a toothbrush
in your car?
328
00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:49,880
Sometimes I fight with my mom
and end up sleeping in the car.
329
00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:51,600
Keep it somewhere.
330
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:55,640
Shall I throw this perfume?
331
00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,840
No. There should be a little left.
332
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:00,320
Don't waste it.
333
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:04,600
It is awesome.
334
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,360
Hi.
‐ Hello.
335
00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:20,280
I am Amit.
‐ Yes.
336
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:23,040
You sit there, right?
‐ Yes.
337
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:26,160
Actually, that was my dream
since childhood.
338
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:33,640
So, can you make
a diet plan for me
339
00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:36,280
which advises me to have
butter chicken thrice a day?
340
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:41,680
As a dietician,
I can't give you this advice, right?
341
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,040
What are you saying?
342
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,320
Doesn't butter chicken
help in weight loss?
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00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,160
Sir.
‐ Yes.
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00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:54,280
This?
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00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,040
Keep it inside.
I might need it anytime.
346
00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:02,080
You know what I mean.
347
00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:08,680
So, what is your plan
for the evening?
348
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,720
I am going to the market road
with Loveleen.
349
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,840
Is it?
What are you both going to do?
350
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:17,960
Nothing, just coffee..
351
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:20,840
Love, marriage, kids, old age.
352
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:24,880
Good luck then.
353
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:42,880
Even I was a playboy in my heyday.
354
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:46,840
I mean, nothing much has changed.
355
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:49,360
You can see that.
356
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:54,840
Nothing has changed.
357
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,920
Give this to me.
‐ No, sir. It's okay.
358
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:04,760
Independent.
359
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:09,800
It was so nice to meet you, sir.
Thank you so much.
360
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,160
Same. Come on.
361
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,040
Okay, sir. Goodbye.
362
00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:18,040
Bye, Amit.
363
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:20,360
Where are you planning to go?
364
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:23,480
We are going for a coffee.
365
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:27,000
'We'? You and..
‐ Loveleen and I.
366
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:33,680
Sir, you told me
that you will drop me.
367
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:36,360
But I thought
it'll be pointless trouble for you.
368
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,240
Trouble? I mean..
369
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:42,160
You know that he has a bike
and I have a Civic.
370
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:43,520
Its EMI is almost paid.
371
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:47,840
But, sir, our route is the same,
so..
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00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:49,960
I see.
373
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:54,360
Will you be able
to manage your bags?
374
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,360
Sir, Amit is with me.
375
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,080
Amit is with you.
376
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,400
Okay. The two of you enjoy.
377
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,160
Bye, sir.
378
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:08,360
Be safe, buddy.