Okay!
Is everyone ready for today's match?
Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi.
Sapan, come on. Kabaddi, kabaddi.
Cool. ‐ Hey, catch.
Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi!
Always be ready, dude.
Amit, kabaddi. ‐ Kabaddi, kabaddi, sir.
You are very good, sir.
Always ready. ‐ You are very good.
Sir..
Hail Lord Hanuman! ‐ Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi..
Move! ‐ Kabaddi..
T.P.! ‐ Give up, sir!
Let me go, T. P.!
What are you doing?
This is kabaddi.
You don't have to hold so tight.
I couldn't breathe.
Today, Jagdeep Chaddha will bridge the gap
between the workers and the management
by playing kabaddi.
I have organised a kabaddi match with the warehouse staff today
during lunchtime.
When I had gone to the warehouse yesterday
all the workers were playing kabaddi.
In my time, even I used to be a kabaddi champion.
I showed them my talent.
They looked really strong, but all of them were shocked.
They must have been wondering where this Pro Kabaddi star came from.
Or were they thinking
'Why is our boss beating us up?'
No, that is not what we were thinking.
All my workers are aware of Jagdeep's nature.
They all know that Jagdeep is an absolute fu..
What? I can't say it?
Big deal. Let me say it.
All the workers know that Jagdeep is an absolute fu..
Sir.
Sir, can I have your precious two minutes?
No, you can't.
Sir, I want to get into the kabaddi team.
You can test my physical strength.
Try to open my fist.
T.P.
I will never take you in my team.
Sir, such a big punishment.
Tell me if you want a consolation prize.
Sir, I will accept whatever you give.
This quarter is about to end.
There is a lot of work.
Head office wants all the employees
to take turns to work every weekend.
And you have to prepare a timetable for them.
Which means that I will be
the master of everyone's destiny.
Thank you, sir. ‐ You are welcome.
Thank you. ‐ You are welcome, T. P.
I got rid of this work.
Everyone in the office is going to abuse you.
That is why you have an assistant branch manager.
Assistant to the branch manager. ‐ It is one and the same.
They are completely different. ‐ Almost the same.
No, it's not. ‐ It is.
It's totally different. ‐ There's not much of a difference.
There is a huge difference.
It is the same.
So, on whose Sunday
shall I piss first?
Amit, the urination will start with you.
Good that you are not in politics.
Our country would have been in wrecked.
Today, this office. Tomorrow, our country.
Everyone will listen to me.
Everyone.
I hope T. P. doesn't call me this Sunday.
After a long time, Parmeet wants to take me out.
First, a movie, followed by Chinese food.
Or else, weekend for Parmeet means
to fight with strangers on the street for no reason.
This is our warehouse.
And they are our bonded labourers
who handle the burden of papers the entire day.
Don't call them labourers. They will call for a strike.
You don't have to tell me that, sir.
Good, Sapan.
Rajinder.
Sir.
Parmeet, senior boss is here
with the junior boss to show him around.
You should get scared of me sometimes at least.
I am your boss.
What are you going to do?
You are my boss
not a terrorist.
His sense of humour, man.
He is Rajinder. The foreman.
Hi. I'm Sapan. ‐ Hello, sir.
And this is Parmeet. Assistant foreman.
What's up? ‐ He is Pammi's fiancé.
You know Pammi, right? ‐ Yes.
She is the firecracker of our office.
By the way, she seems a bit worn out these days.
Isn't it, Parmeet?
Let her sleep sometimes, dude.
Did you get it?
He is her fiancé.
Yes, I know that the warranty of the microwave has expired.
Three years have..
Can't you do anything?
Pammi got engaged three years ago.
But her wedding date has not been fixed yet.
So, the warranty of the gift that she received from her uncle
on the engagement day has expired.
That's it.
I hope you guys are ready.
There is going to be a heated kabaddi competition
during lunch time.
Sir, we won't be able to play today.
We received a shipment today.
There is a lot of work to do.
Good. You have some work to do.
Most of the time you just sit idle.
Always.
What?
It is funny when you crack a joke.
And if I do it, you get offended?
It's okay.
It's okay if you are intimidated.
Is little baby scared?
Get a pacifier for him and put him to sleep.
Check baby's diaper.
You are the one who is going to wear a diaper
after we win.
One o'clock.
Be on time.
Are you with me? Yes?
Can you feel it, man?
Is no one excited for today's match?
Sir, have you selected your team? ‐ Yes.
Am I in the team?
T.P.
when your parents were planning their family
you were not even included in that team. Okay?
The team has already been chosen.
And the first one to be in my team is Kutty.
Why me, sir? ‐ Look at yourself, man!
You have got such huge body.
I am sure you have big muscles.
Sir, I have asthma.
So what?
Get your inhaler along with you. It is allowed!
Sir, have you seen them?
They are rhinos.
If they are rhinos
then you are bigger than a rhino.
Believe in yourself.
Yes.
And..
And Amit is there. Of course.
And Sapan, my personal dancer.
And.. who else?
And..
Sir, I used to play when I was in school.
And.. ‐ Sir.
My grip is very strong. ‐ No, Sarla ji.
This isn't lifting a pot from the stove.
This is a man's game. Got it?
Sir, I can play.
No, no. This isn't table tennis.
Sir. ‐ Who else?
Look at me.
Bhadoria, come here.
Let me show you, sir. Come here.
Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi..
Hail Lord Hanuman!
Sir, what the hell? Do you want to kill me?
Did you see my mental and physical energy?
Okay. T. P. is the last player of the team.
Okay? ‐ Yes!
I'll be the captain of the team. ‐ No, I am the captain.
In that case, I will be the assistant team captain.
Assistant to the team captain.
It's one and the same. ‐ It is completely different.
It is the same.
There is a huge difference.
Pammi! Pammi, I was thinking..
Why don't you become the cheerleader for today's match?
No, sir! ‐ You can do it, Pammi.
Don't worry. Let your hair loose.
Wear a low‐cut blouse and a mini skirt. Okay?
Will you do it? ‐ No, sir.
Why not? You just have to cheer. ‐ No.
Sir. ‐ What?
I can do it. ‐ What?
I can be the cheerleader. ‐ Yuck, yuck, yuck.
Sarla ji, please don't put such disgusting images in my mind.
If you wear a tight blouse and a mini skirt.
I mean, it won't look good if you have to jump.
No. I mean to say..
Sarla ji, you are in my team, right?
You are the substitute player
because you have a strong grip.
Congratulations, Sarla ji.
Rajinder.
Okay! So, the spy of the enemy team has come
to know our strategy.
I had to submit the log sheet.
Look. He is running away. ‐ Look, look, look.
Sir, if you agree, shall we make this match more interesting
by adding a condition?
Yes, why not?
The losing team will throw a dinner party at a five‐star hotel.
Forget dinner.
The losing team will work on Sunday.
What? No, no.
Who works on a Sunday?
Okay.
In that case, sit at home and suck on a pacifier.
Rajji is scared..
Okay, fine.
The losing team will work even on Sunday.
Okay, done. ‐ Sunday.
Got scared, right?
Shut up.
Don't embarrass me.
They are eating before the game.
I had a light lunch.
Five cashews and one raisin.
I am on an athlete's diet.
Are you the assistant of the team captain?
Assistant team captain.
Can I handle the scoring?
You?
Are you ready for this responsibility? ‐ What do you mean?
This isn't an ordinary job.
The honour of our office is at stake.
Okay. Let me ask Chaddha sir.
One minute. Wait, wait.
Okay. You can do the scoring.
I play kabaddi all right.
I have played at the inter‐collegeiate level.
So, a few people might be impressed today.
Okay, sir. I will be on hold.
Won't you wish me luck?
What is the use? You are going to lose.
Hey, hey, hey. Look at the way you are spitting venom.
Parmeet is very competitive.
And he is not going to cancel our Sunday plan.
I am not cancelling my Sunday plans either.
I am going to the market to buy jeans.
Will you come with me?
Movie with Parmeet.
I feel you will accompany me to the market.
Come.
Sir, I got the board. ‐ Very good, very good.
Bhadoria, keep it straight. ‐ Okay.
Come on! Here is the powerful player of our team.
Where have you been? ‐ Are you ready?
Okay. Does everyone know the rules?
No one will be out.
Each team will have five players.
It's a friendly match.
Friendly.
No one is friends in the game of kabaddi.
There will only be mortal combat.
Okay. We are going to toss. Pammi.
Pammi, keep this in mind.
If we lose the toss, I won't marry you.
Tails. ‐ Heads!
Heads. Jagdeep sir's team will raid. ‐ Yes!
Come on, guys. Come on. Very good.
Wait a minute. I want to say something before the match begins.
Okay? Today, we are not bosses and you are not labourers.
Today, we are not bosses and you are not labourers.
Okay? But if you win, I will fire you.
It was a joke, man!
Hail Goddess! Best of luck, man!
Best of luck, dude. ‐ To you too.
Come on. ‐ Come on.
Come on, come on. ‐ What are you doing, T. P.?
What happened?
At our gymnasium, we wear a loincloth when we play.
T.P., have mercy on us, please.
Come on.
Guys.
Yes.
Yes!
Okay.
Kutty. ‐ Yes.
Go. ‐ No.
Come on, Kutty. Come on. Come on. ‐ No, no.
Come on.. Kutty, come on. ‐ Come on.
Knock them down.
Kutty, easy.
Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi. ‐ Sit on them.
Yes, come on. ‐ Yes.
Sir. ‐ Yes?
Where is the ball?
Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi.
Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi.. ‐ Kutty, here.
What is this? ‐ My inhaler, my inhaler!
Is this how you play?
Does Rajinikanth play like this?
Let's go. Let's go. Good, good.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
Very good. Try and get three‐four of them.
Come on. Come on. ‐ No, no, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Come on. Come on.
Sapan! Sapan, catch him!
Sapan, hold him!
Hey, Sapan!
Yes!
Modern kids!
Come on, Chaddha sir. Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Easy, sir. ‐ Come on, Chaddha sir.
Chaddha sir..
Come on. ‐ Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi..
Sir, easy. ‐ Ground them to dust!
Rajinder, how will you face me?
Come on.. What happened?
Grab his upper body.
His underwear must have gotten dirty by now.
Yes!
Come on, boys.
And Jagdeep Chaddha was unsuccessful.
At the office, in the game as well as in his life.
Hat‐trick.
Let's go. Let's go.
Come on. Come on. Come on, Parmeet.
Come on, come on, come on.
Sapan, from the back. Sapan.
I will make you lick the ground today.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
Come on.
Come on..
Come on, kiddo. ‐ Be careful. Be careful.
Touch them!
Amit, catch hold of him!
Amit, hold him!
Sir, you..
Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi.
Sir, why are you holding me? You need to hold him.
You let him go!
Come on. ‐ Don't spoil our name.
Yes, he knows. ‐ Come on, Amit.
Come on, Amit. Come on.
Good. Wonderful. Yes, yes, yes.
We won!
Very good, Amit!
You played the way I taught you.
Yes, yes, yeah!
Three points. ‐ No problem. No problem.
Come on. It's okay. It's okay.
Go, go, go.
Come on, shorty. Hey, shorty. ‐ Move, move, move.
Move. I am good enough for this kid.
I am good enough for him.
Come on, shorty. Come on.
Hail Lord Hanuman. ‐ Yes!
The coward ran away.
Sir, shall I join in?
Not now, Sarla ji. We need our best player right now.
Sapan, go. ‐ Hey, don't..
Sapan.
Come on, come on, come on. ‐ Easy.
Show us what you have learnt at the gym. ‐ Kabaddi, kabaddi..
Come on, come on.. ‐ Come from behind.
Come from behind! ‐ Kabaddi.
I am sorry..
Yes!
Hey, Sapan!
Chaddha sir. ‐ No, man!
Come on..
Easy, easy, easy. ‐ Careful.
Don't touch me.
Kabaddi is a man's game.
Here, men show their masculinity.
Kutty! Amit!
The labourers from our warehouse
and we who work in the office.
We are borne of the same earth.
And the game of kabaddi
throws all of us back on to the same earth.
Let me go!
That's why I like kabaddi.
Half‐time.
Seventy minutes.
You all have 70 minutes.
Sir, the duration of a kabaddi match is 40 minutes.
T.P., we are losing here, and you are after technicalities.
Sir, shall I lead for the next few rounds?
Okay. ‐ Don't embarrass us.
Come on. Come on. ‐ Come on, Amit.
Very good. ‐ Go, Amit.
Yes, yes, yes.
Be careful.
Go back.
Come on..
Hold him!
Amit! ‐ Awesome.
What are you guys doing?
Get hold of them!
Very good, very good. ‐ Two points.
Get four of them.
Surround him. Surround him.
Get him!
It's time to hoist our victory flag!
Go on.
Come on. Come on.
Come on.
Surround him. Surround him.
Let's go. Let's go. ‐ Easy, easy.
We have won!
What happened? Catch me!
Do you still want to play or go home?
Do you want to play?
Anjali, one point.
They have given us a point. They have accepted defeat.
But it's a foul!
Come on. Very good. ‐ Parmeet.
Very good, Amit. ‐ Come on..
Easy, easy. ‐ Destroy them!
Easy, easy!
Careful.
Three points. ‐ Very good.
What happened? Relax, relax, relax.
What happened? ‐ Do you want to get beaten up?
Should I show you my strength?
Why don't you show it in the game?
You are trying to act smart.
Even I can get angry.
Should I give you my answer?
Show your power in the game.
Three points.
Hurray! We won! ‐ Yes!
Amit, you jumped the way I taught you.
We are leading. 16‐14.
Yes, sir. But we don't know till when we will be leading.
Look there. Rajinder is coming.
Get back. Get back.
Good. ‐ Get back. Get back.
Come on. Come on. Get back.
Don't kick. Get back.
Pull them ahead. ‐ Don't be insolent. Go back.
I am a Brahman. ‐ Good. Get hold of him.
Yes, very good. From the front.
I've caught him.
Surround him. Surround him. ‐ T. P., hold him.
Pull yourself.
If he crosses the line, he will take four points.
Pull. Come on!
He hit my kidney. Foul. It's a foul.
What are you doing, man?
Play, if you can play like human beings! I don't play with animals.
You guys play so rough.
I didn't do anything, sir. ‐ No. That's it. Game over.
We are leaving. We don't want to play anymore.
Let's go.
What? ‐ What?
You are going to cancel the game? Draw?
No, no. The team which was ahead till the last round wins.
That was you guys. ‐ Is it?
In that case, we won.
Well done.
One minute, sir. One minute.
I am not working on a Sunday.
Will you come? ‐ No.
Will you come?
You?
Even I won't come.
Listen.
I am your boss. Okay?
We will see you on Monday, boss.
Dude.
Dude, I was joking.
We all are brothers here.
Brother from another mother, isn't it?
We office people will work on Sunday.
What's there?
Let's go, guys.
Very good, sir.
Sunday.
Good match. Good match.
Great.
Once again, Chaddha has disappointed us.
And let's not forget.
He cheated as well.
In total, he wasted a lot of time.
And all the idiots.. ‐ Went back to the office.
So, let's go.
So, strong man!
Gotta give it to you. You played well today.
Yes, you played really well, Amit. I'm impressed.
Shall we go?
Well, you looked handsome while playing.
Even when you were sweaty.
What is the matter? Seems like you are in the mood today.
Match of the century, man!
Right? You guys played well.
Sir.
What time are we supposed to come on Sunday?
Why are you angry, man?
We all are one team. We are a family.
Right?
Dude, I have decided.
Screw the head office.
No one will work on Sunday.
We will think about work later.
Anyway, it's not like your jobs will be saved by working on one Sunday.
The one to be fired will have to go. Right?
What say?
So, happy Sunday.
Kabaddi champions.
We played really well.
More than winning or losing
it's more important to be a good sportsman.
A good player will have success even in failure.
He learns to win every time he fails.
And one day he achieves success.
But we won.
So, what do we care?
But we won, man. We won.
Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi..