Pammi ji, Pammi ji. Everybody's favourite Pammi ji.
Busy, busy, busy. Just like me.
Yes, sir.
Is there any important massage for me? ‐ No, sir.
I mean 'message'. Any important message?
I got that, sir. I gave it to you half an hour back.
Should I give it again for them?
A good boss should always take time out for his employees.
Just like a father takes time out to play cricket with his kids.
I am the daddy of this office.
I give them pocket money every month in the form of salary.
But sometimes the one who gives has to take it back also.
Chaddha, I had sent you an email
regarding reducing office expenses. ‐ Correct.
What action did you take?
What is this? ‐ Solution..
to reduce the expenses.
'Common washroom for gents and ladies.'
One washroom instead of two.
Which means water, soap, cleaner..
we can cut costs on all these.
People will take shorter bathroom breaks
because no one would want to wait in a long queue.
'Chaddha..' ‐ Wait, wait, wait.
I didn't tell you the main point. Gender equality.
Chaddha, get serious.
The head office is talking about downsizing.
If you don't reduce the expenses..
this branch could be shut down.
What do you mean, Riya?
You mean to say that
we better limit our expenses,
or else they will cut the purse strings?
You can say that. ‐ People here are anyway tense.
What will they think of me if I cut their pay?
Jagdeep the Ripper.
Chaddha, sometimes, in life, you need to take tough decisions.
Please come up with a concrete plan by 6 p. m.
All right?
Riya, would you like some tea
without milk and tea leaves?
I'm just cutting costs!
We need to reduce expenses. You do it.
No, sir. I can't do this. Sorry, sir.
Do you watch that TV serial? ‐ Yes, with my mother.
We even cry together.
We run out of tissues wiping our tears.
Forget the TV serial,
I want to watch you watching it.
Amit, let's go.
Let's play meeting‐meeting.
Sir, I am in the sales department,
and this cost‐cutting concerns the accounting department.
When will you move ahead? Look, I'm quite busy these days.
I have lots of work to do. There is a lot of stress.
That's why I'm giving you this golden chance.
Come up with a plan, Amit, by 5 p. m.
Sir, I don't deserve this.
There is just one person who deserves this.
I always play at the position of a midfielder in football.
As the ball comes to you, don't hold on to it for long
and deflect it right away.
Triveni Prasad Mishra.
Here you go. Score a goal.
Consider it done, sir.
I swear to God, I'll give it my all.
This is just a job for me.
The day it becomes my career..
it will be the last day of my life.
It'll be done, sir.
Just tell me how many people I can fire.
The maximum number.. ‐ No, T. P. No firing.
Just reduce the expenses. ‐ Okay, sir.
But, for this, I need a personal cabin.
Take the conference room.
Yes! My own cabin. It's bigger than this room.
It's not your cabin, T. P. ‐ But it's my office, sir.
Temporary office. Return the keys by 5 p. m.
Other than that, you can do anything.
Just control the expenses somehow.
Done, sir.
Why did I choose T. P. for this job?
Because T. P. knows
with great power comes great responsibility.
If he doesn't fulfil it, he may even lose his job.
If T. P. succeeds..
I'll feel like a proud father
who turned a caterpillar into a beautiful butterfly.
Neither am I corrupt, nor can I stand corruption.
Corruption has spread in this office
in the name of expense claims.
But I have run my disciplinary axe through it.
I did the right thing.
In a jungle, when a lion runs 800 metres
and nabs a rabbit,
it doesn't fill a conveyance form.
There is no taxi service in the jungle.
It's the survival of the fittest.
Do and die.
He deducted all the claims. ‐ He just deducted yours.
I'm supposed to pay the company.
I feel like adding rat poison to Mr. Mishra's tea.
But I won't do it.
For now.
Good afternoon. Wilkins Chawla. How may.. Yes, sir?
'Pammi, cancel all my meetings for today. Okay?'
'But there is no meeting today.'
Yes, but still, if someone wants to meet, I'm busy.
I have a lot of work‐related stress. Okay?
Sir, T. P. won't process anyone's claim vouchers.
Did you ask him to do that?
Pammi, I'm getting a call. Okay?
No, sir. All the lines are free.
On my cell phone, Pammi.. Yes, Mr. Jhangiani.
Hasn't the consignment reached? I'll check it right away.
Pammi, I'll hang up. Okay?
Come on.
T.P., what is this?
You guys are educated, right?
So, read the sign first. 'Knock before enter.'
Maybe I should enter and knock your head.
Is this how you talk to your senior?
Senior my foot.
Who has a cabin?
Why did you cancel the reimbursement claims?
So that the country can progress. When we save money,
the rupee will grow stronger against the dollar.
Are you the RBI governor? ‐ No.
I am the special project manager.
I have 398 more.
Is this the only way you found for cost‐cutting?
By deducting our money? ‐ Chandra Shekhar Azad once said,
'Don't ask what the country can do for you.
'Instead you should ask
'what you can do for the country.'
It was Kennedy, not Azad.
You are an anti‐national.
'It was Kennedy.'
That bloody Chaddha is avoiding us on purpose.
He will come out sooner or later..
to go to the bathroom.
Disgusting.
Kutty, don't say such vulgar things at the office, please.
I have to pay the company.
Yours only got deducted.
Unbelievable.
Bathroom welcoming party, is it?
Chaddha, talk to T. P. He is deducting our claims.
Yes, let me go to the bathroom. My bladder is about to burst.
Sir, he didn't leave anything. Zero.
Even that is more. ‐ What?
Sir, these vouchers are the epitome of corruption in the country.
I think using this black money, terrorists..
T.P., what nonsense is this? You can't deduct their money.
Sir, our soldiers are fighting on the border,
and for a few pennies these.. ‐ T. P., stop it!
Sir, but.. ‐ This is tyranny, T. P.
Take back their vouchers and rework them. Okay?
Sir, please don't let T.P. do this task.
Pammi, didn't I tell you that I am busy?
Otherwise, won't I do it myself?
Buddy, trust me. T. P. will do it.
And, in return,
I will give all of you a surprise in the evening.
'A happy surprise. Okay?'
So, please. Wait till the evening.
And, for now, let me go to the bathroom. Kutty, come on.
Whatever.
Well, even you would want to know
what that big surprise is.
I have no idea. That's why it's a surprise, buddy.
Everyone in this office must be wondering,
'What a boss we have.
'He is more like a god.
'We love Chaddha.'
'We love Chaddha!'
Okay. Kind attention, please.
After a polite request from the management,
I'm once again ready
to have a look at your vouchers.
But this time, you will fill this form.
What is this? ‐ A request form.
You tell me your sad story.
What problems you have at home? I will surely consider it.
T.P., these are personal things. Why will we tell you?
Oh! Are you ashamed?
Okay, then. Don't mention your name in the form.
Roll number. ‐ Shut up!
The ball is in your court now.
All the best. And one more thing.. Hello..
Mister.. no copying.
Okay.
Let's do this. Come with me.
Today, this father will get toys for his kids. Let's go.
Sir, where are you going? ‐ Meeting time, busy schedule.
Children, behave yourselves.
Dad will be back soon. Okay?
'So, you want to hire a bus.'
Actually, I was looking for an open‐top bus
to give a treat to my employees.
A tour of Delhi.
We have only one open‐top bus. This one.
The one used for tree trimming. ‐ It will do.
If you want, I can even make them trim the trees.
The work and tour both will be done.
It will cost Rs. 5,000.
For a day? ‐ For an hour.
Amit.
‐ What is it?
What are you writing for so long?
Is there no ride bigger than this?
Giant wheel. ‐ No.
Any fancy ride? It's for my staff.
Why don't you try go‐karting?
It won't fit in the budget. Cost‐cutting.
All right, this will do.
Will you take Rs. 1,000 for the entire office for three hours?
It's almost evening, but no surprise yet.
Am I worried?
Of course not.
If you push Jagdeep Chaddha into the Bay of Bengal,
he will somehow move his limbs and learn to swim.
And while he's at it, he will even catch a few fish.
Mr. Amit Sharma, in my office now!
What is the occasion? ‐ What is this? What is this?
'Your Highness, I entreat you to pass my claim
'so that I can get my blind sister treated
'and get her married.
'Otherwise, my widowed mother will die sewing clothes.'
What is this?
Oh, buddy. That's so sad.
Who wrote this? ‐ You wrote it.
And I am not your buddy. You will come with me now.
Okay.
This is your writing.
'If Mom dies, then Mr. Sukhi will auction off our house.'
Do you think this is funny?
Is this a comedy laughter show? ‐ I didn't write this.
Mr. Amit Sharma, I may seem like an idiot to you..
Right. ‐ ..but I am not.
I want an apology letter right away for this misbehaviour.
Or tender your resignation on this very table.
Are you firing me? ‐ Don't awaken the beast in me.
Yes, you mean squirrel. ‐ Stop! Enough of this!
Pack your stuff and.. Amit, what are you doing?
Where are you taking the keys? What are you doing? Amit.
Open the door. Open the door, Amit.
I order you to open the door.
'Hello.' ‐ Amit, open the door, or else..
You will fire me? Do it.
Yes, I will fire you. ‐ Wait a minute, Mr. Fireman?
I'm getting a call. One second. Hello. ‐ Amit.
Hi, Amit. ‐ Hi, Pammi.
Are you busy? ‐ No, tell me.
What are you doing this Sunday?
I was thinking of washing the curtains.. ‐ Amit, open the door.
'..but tell me if you have any other fun idea.'
I was thinking of watching the TV serial which makes you cry.
Actually, that's a great idea. ‐ Open the door or you'll suffer.
But there is a problem. I can't share my tissue box.
Open the door, Amit!
'No problem. I'll get one for myself. ‐ I order you!'
'Great. Sunday at 5 o'clock?'
'Done.'
'Hello.'
Hello, Riya ma'am. Good evening.
This is T. P. Mishra this side. ‐ 'Who?'
T.P. Mishra, acting manager, Wilkins Chawla, Faridabad branch.
Ma'am, I need your permission to fire Mr. Amit Sharma.
'Who?' ‐ Amit Sharma.
'No. Who are you?'
I'm T. P. Mishra.
With Jagdeep Chaddha sir.
'Where is Chaddha?' ‐ Sir left for a meeting
after putting me in charge of the office.
'T.P. Mishra, listen to me.
'You are not a manager of anything here. Got it?
'And..' ‐ That may be your opinion,
but Mr. Chaddha has given me the responsibility
of cutting costs in this office.
'You?
'Ask Chaddha to call me right away.'
Okay. Of course.
Riya ma'am, now that we are talking, here's something important.
Can I fire Amit? Hello.
Riya ma'am. Riya ji. Ms. Riya.
Here comes Santa Claus! Here you go, guys.
Sizzling hot frozen dessert from Natharam.
Here you go, Amit. Catch.
Pammi, for your tummy. Here you go, Bhadoria.
Sapan! Here you go.
'One is not enough for me.' You can have two.
Frozen dessert.
Saleem miyan, this is for you.
Is this your surprise? Frozen dessert?
Everyone is getting angry here, Chaddha.
No. The surprise is something else.
I mean, the frozen dessert is also a surprise, right?
Wait for it. Okay?
Chaddha sir, open the door.
Open the door, Chaddha sir. Please open the door.
'Chaddha sir.' ‐ Back to work.
Busy, busy, busy.
Chaddha sir.
Chaddha sir, open the door, please!
Chaddha sir!
These people.
These people don't deserve my mercy and my generosity.
These people only understand one language.
That is the language of a whip.
T.P.'s whip will bay for blood today.
I gave you an inch
and you took a mile.
What have you written in the request form?
Look at this. Piles. 'I need to get operated for piles.'
Who wrote this?
The handwriting seems to be of Sarla ji. ‐ What?
Piles?
That's not her handwriting..
maybe.. ‐ No matter whose it is.
Piles, tonsillitis, tuberculosis..
Is this an office or a stockpile of diseases?
This is a genuine case, T. P. ‐ Is it?
This one.. What about this?
A travel expense claim.
What was happening in Hotel Blue Moon
for which the company should pay?
'Whose handwriting is this?'
That's mine. I was on an official tour.
Really? Office work, overnight stay.
'Double occupancy.' ‐ My cousin had come to meet me.
I'm sorry. I don't believe your stories.
That's why, once again, your claims are cancelled.
Hey. ‐ What is this?
What nonsense is this?
He is behaving as if nothing has happened.
Hello, hello. Good evening.
Goodbye.
With due respect, sir,
you shouldn't have given the cost‐cutting work to T. P.
Why? What happened?
T.P., did you crack your whip again?
Sir, sometimes, in order to gain something..
T.P., I told you
that the idea of rejecting expense vouchers is useless.
Sir, I was just.. ‐ What is the time now?
It's 6 o'clock. How will I rectify it?
Send that report to the HO.
What? This useless report?
Don't worry, Saleem sa'ab. Don't worry.
I'll inspect next month's claim vouchers myself.
Okay? Not T. P. Okay? I promise.
Sir, this means you are dismissing me? ‐ Yes.
Sorry, guys. Really sorry.
Really. See you tomorrow.
Happy day. Okay?
And what about the surprise you were going to give us?
Yes. Thank God, you reminded me. The surprise.
Yes, the surprise..
What do you guys think? What is that surprise?
Any guesses? ‐ I think there is no surprise at all.
There is a surprise. There is one.
And when you get the surprise,
you will all be surprised.
The surprise is that.. The special surprise.
It is..
'You might have seen'
how I handled a difficult situation.
That's called thinking on your legs.
Quick thinking.
Quick‐witted.
Sir, Riya ma'am had asked you to call her.
Urgently.
But Riya, I.. Yes, I know, but..
No, but..
I..
Okay.
Again?