Babu...
switch on all the lights.
Right away, Rani Baa.
Come, come.
Come on.
Manu kaka--
Shh! What are you doing?
Manu kaka,
if I knew you'd shit your pants,
I'd have bought another pair for you.
You dickhead!
Shush!
What's wrong with you?
Shush!
Shit. Get up. Come on.
Balwant!
Here you are!
What gets into you every night?
Manu kaka!
Manu kaka.
-Manu kaka. -What "kaka kaka"?
Manu kaka...
How far is the Haveli? [haveli = mansion]
A MOTHER-IN-LAW, DAUGHTERS-IN-LAW AND FLAMINGO
It's gonna be awesome!
Show's about to begin.
No, no! Drinks are on the house tonight.
-Let's get down there! -Oh, man!
You liked it?
What are you doing?
You have to go, nah?
So do you.
They can wait.
You know, you won't have to wear this
when we're finally in Berlin.
Looks hot though.
Umm, do you have Flamingo?
Flamingo?
Yo, people!
This is what we've been waiting for.
Give it up for DJ Naina in the house!
Go.
Your son overdosed on spiked drugs.
The Deputy CM is waiting for you.
Well--
48 hours.
-What's going on? -All well, Bijlee didi.
RANI COOPERATIVE
Bijlee didi, back so soon?
Hmm...
Tell me something...
how's Kajal's mood today?
Pretty good. Why?
Back so soon?
Carlos wants his consignment a week early.
Don't these Spanish idiots understand supply chain?
What did you say?
Sister-in-law!
What did you say?
He's our biggest client.
If he is big, should we blow him?
He's given us 50% as advance payment. We have to deliver.
Does Rani Baa know?
Wow...
If 200 girls make 250 kilos of Flamingo in two weeks,
then how many hours do we target per day?
-18 hours. -Balls!
It's the only way.
How will we work 18 hours straight?
So, what do we do?
Return the advance?
To work 18 hours,
we'll need to snort our own stuff.
Rani Baa's honour is at stake...
but this will be the last time.
After this is over, everyone gets a break till the Janmashtami festival.
Hey, no breaks! No breaks!
Double work calls for a double bonus.
No, no, no.
Don't get into accounts, Kajal.
What will I tell Rani Baa?
That is not our concern.
We want a break and a double bonus.
One more thing, didi.
What now?
Those earphones without wires...
like Dhiman has.
It's been a month, Cheema. Where is Dhiman?
Why do you worry?
He's an adult. He knows what to do.
He doesn't, Cheema.
In the wild, who's the biggest threat to a litter of cubs?
The strongest cub in the litter.
Tell Dhiman to come home...
and to stay till Janmashtami.
Can we deliver Carlos' consignment?
We'll manage.
Yes, we will.
Do you know why I've called you two here?
Yes, Harish and Kapil are coming.
You'll have to work double shifts
to deliver Carlos' order.
But be careful.
The boys shouldn't know about what we do.
We'll tell everyone to use the hidden entrance.
Don't worry, Baa.
We've been play-acting for 10 years.
We are pros now.
Instruct everyone,
and take this milk to the kitchen.
Sure.
Where's Shanta?
That's it?
You want to father my kids?
You can go now.
You could've let me finish.
You know what this is?
What?
A time capsule.
Meaning?
It makes 2 minutes
feel like 2 hours.
Okay...
give me two minutes more and I'll rock--
No, I need to work, not do the Kamasutra.
Fuck off.
Thank you.
-Jogi... -Yes?
Don't take this pill if you're having a bad time.
Where does your stuff come from?
Where does it come from?
Sir, I don't know!
That's the Deputy CM's son.
In the ICU, in a coma.
He could die
because of your drugs.
Or an Anti-Narcotics Chief
wouldn't be here eating free fucking fondue, motherfucker.
Sir, we've traced the number
to a Raju from Rann Pradesh.
His last location shows Runjh district.
He's your supplier, isn't he?
This means
the drugs enter Rann from the border or the port.
Proshun, pack your bags.
You'll investigate this one.
Proshun, please don't start again!
I'll catch them.
You'll get a call from the higher-ups.
And you'll let them go, sir.
Let's just put him in jail and shut the case.
Nobody has the balls to interfere with this case.
There will be no calls this time. You have my word.
Just go.
Sir...
I'll have to take my wife along.
Why?
It's personal.
Do what you need to, but solve this case.
-Security. -Yes.
-Take the dog upstairs. -Okay, sir.
And they want those earphones without wires,
like Dhiman has.
Get them before Janmashtami.
So, about Harish and Kapil...
Don't you think it's time for them to know?
Unless you throw them in the water,
how will they learn to swim?
They are too delicate for our world.
They will break.
You've kept the women close,
but sent your sons away.
I didn't send Dhiman away.
He's a son too.
He's a son...
but not your own.
Eventually, they will have to face the truth.
After all, this will be theirs one day.
Cheema...
people call me Rani Baa.
But I'm not really a queen.
This legacy can be anybody's.
Even Dhiman's?
Even Cheema's.
Every time you return from Mumbai...
you seem dejected.
Not dejected, just tired.
You and I are trapped in the same cage.
This isn't a cage for me.
Rani Baa gave us wings.
What was life before her?
Nothing worth living.
It's here that we got freedom.
That's called freedom.
She does as she pleases.
Felt like studying in France and she did it.
Felt like bringing boys home and she did it.
There is a difference between daughters and wives.
Fuck this difference.
We are also a part of this business.
Only she knows how to make Flamingo.
Be it Shanta or Dhiman.
We are no less.
We can travel the world too...
roam around Paris...
run the business.
We will also run the business...
roam around Paris.
Be patient.
Patience is bitter.
But its fruit is the sweetest.
How come Kapil didn't call today?
If you're missing him so much,
why don't you call Inspector Vijay, Roma?
Don't speak of our role-play aloud.
He'd kill me.
That skirt is so pretty!
-That one too! -Yeah, it is.
Vaishali, take this. I'll be right back.
-Should I come with you? -No, wait here.
I will--
Wait.
Manik bhai!
Mani...
A month back, I gave Manik bhai--
He passed away the day before.
He passed away?
It's surprising.
How the world turns upside down in a month.
Don't worry.
Your delivery will be ready before your husband arrives.
The thing is...
my husband and his brother visit only once a year, so...
I'll tell the tailor...
to make sure it fits perfectly.
If there's any issue...
then...
call me on WhatsApp.
There's no network at the Haveli.
Namaste...
Congratulations. You have a girl!
Congratulations!
-All well? -All hail Rani Baa!
-Now tell me. -Yes. See there...
Hold on, hold on. There's one for everybody.
It's all due to your benevolence. We are truly blessed.
Santushti, what are you doing here?
Just came to see you.
Come on, go back to school. I'll be there.
Mumbai Police has seized a packet of Flamingo.
But it's not ours. It's adulterated.
My bag should be here any minute now.
What?
It's a tracker.
-3 minutes, see? -Hey, my bag is here.
Yeah, good for you.
Put my name on the gifts--
Why are there so many morons here?
Listen, put both our names on the gifts you got.
Shall I write them on Kajal and Bijlee's gifts too?
It's not a joint account.
Write my wife's name on one of those gifts.
Which wife, Harish?
The one in LA, San Francisco, New York...
The dullest one of the lot.
My bag.
Yeah, so pick it up?
For fuck's sake!
Wow.
Vaishali, come here!
Fuck.
I hate this place, man.
Harish, you hate everything you can't fuck or snort or drink, buddy.
Yeah.
Where the fuck are the cars, man?
What about that one?
-Which? -Behind you.
No chance!
Hey, moron...
Harish!
Stop it!
Morning.
You're Jogi, the driver, right?
Yeah!
-Harish sir! -Load the bags.
Rani Baa has sent food. It's a 6-hour journey.
Carefully!
Fuck, I also hate this place.
Hey!
Where's the new car?
Dhiman took it out today.
Still excited about going home?
The family dog shouldn't affect us, Harish.
We have to choose our battles.
The hues in the Indian sky are just so wonderful, man!
Stop being a child, Harish.
You know, you really need to grow up.
This is why nobody respects you in the family.
You know that?
And you think they respect you?
-Absolutely! -Because you drink almond milk!
You vegan virgin prick!
Just go fuck yourself.
-Gopi? -Jogi.
Whatever. Stop the car.
No, keep going.
-Stop the car! -Absolutely not.
My bottle is in the back. Stop the fucking car.
Bro, try some country liquor.
Fuck, this is amazing!
Hey, I like you!
Why are these flowers wilting?
Water them.
Are you happy?
-Tomorrow's a holiday. -Yes, Rani Baa.
Motherfucker!
Told you don't fucking touch my hair.
It's full of wax anyway. How dare you?
-How dare you abuse me? -I told you not to touch my hair!
I told you, right?
How dare you abuse me?
You're a fucking loser!
Motherfucker, I'm your elder brother!
Then fucking act like it!
You bastard!
Hey, Harish! There's dust in my mouth.
Get off, you fuck!
Look what you've done to my shoes.
You idiot!
What are you looking at?
Turn around, motherfucker.
What did you say to me?
If your drama is over, can we go home?
Everyone's waiting.
Get in the fucking car.
Babu...
switch on all the lights.
Right away, Rani Baa.
You dickhead!
Shush!
What are you doing?
Manu kaka!
What "kaka kaka"?
Manu kaka...
How far is the Haveli?
It's showing 55 minutes.
Every time we come home, it seems further away.
Jogi, they were cleaning the Haveli
and they found your gun in the kitchen.
You're lucky Cheema doesn't know.
Where have you reached?
Hello, hello?
Asshole.
Yeah, that's fine. But what about the shipment?
Give us a week.
Hey!
Motherfucker!
Fuck!
Gather everyone in the courtyard.
Slow down, Harish.
You're meeting Bijlee after a year. At least have the bloody decency to--
Her name means lightning,
but she has no spark left in her.
Her fuse blew a while ago.
She's just so blah.
Kajal's damn weird, dude.
When I call, she doesn't answer.
And when she tries, the network fails.
Is anybody home?
They must be busy.
Oh!
She's so thin and lanky,
and yet you're so smitten with her.
What do you see in her? What do you see?
One day, I'm going to take Shanta with me to New York.
Dude, Mom has completely spoiled Shanta.
-Do you know what she needs? -What?
She needs self-help.
Ma is also not answering now.
Dude...
she's getting old.
Mom should move to Delhi or Mumbai.
There's nothing left in this desert.
Bhawani.
Where are the others?
Fucking hell.
Cheema!
What the bloody fuck is this now?
It's okay. Let's take the other route.
Hey...
you bring the luggage; we'll walk.
Did you seal the bunker?
Seal the bunker.
-Seal it! -Oh, God!
Hello. Hi, gents.
Oh!
Come, come, come.
Come, fucker.
Who leaves camels in the middle of the road?
Asses.
Oh, fuck!
Ramratan!
What is this shit, Harish?
Oh, fuck!
I have orders to return with your tongue.
No, Dhiman!
I need him alive.
Vegan prick!
You're a lucky dog.
Looks like they fell asleep waiting.
Do I look okay?
Many years ago, I met a woman.
She had the same spark in her eyes.
Unfortunately, I couldn't douse it.
With everything that's happened,
I am forced to think about the future.
On Janmashtami,
I will choose one of you...
as my heir.