1 00:00:14,155 --> 00:00:15,321 Papa-ji. 2 00:00:26,113 --> 00:00:27,238 Come. 3 00:00:27,363 --> 00:00:28,696 Just a second, Papa. Come. 4 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:31,155 Papa-ji. 5 00:00:31,469 --> 00:00:32,613 Hello. 6 00:00:34,155 --> 00:00:36,424 Papa-ji, I am yours-- 7 00:00:36,544 --> 00:00:38,071 I see. I see. 8 00:00:38,196 --> 00:00:39,910 Satwant Kaur. 9 00:00:40,030 --> 00:00:43,155 The order you placed has arrived at the doorstep. 10 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:45,571 Papa-ji, I am not the delivery guy. 11 00:00:45,696 --> 00:00:47,240 I am Laddoo. 12 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:48,738 Laddoo. 13 00:00:48,858 --> 00:00:50,655 But we didn't order laddoos. 14 00:00:50,780 --> 00:00:52,196 Papa, I mean I am Laddoo. 15 00:00:52,316 --> 00:00:54,356 Your long-lost Laddoo. Your son. 16 00:00:54,476 --> 00:00:56,405 The little kid. Remember? 17 00:00:56,530 --> 00:00:57,696 We got separated 18 00:00:57,816 --> 00:00:59,321 when riots broke out at Uncle Gafoor's place. 19 00:00:59,446 --> 00:01:00,905 I am Laddoo. 20 00:01:01,196 --> 00:01:02,905 Are you serious? 21 00:01:04,238 --> 00:01:05,363 Hold on. 22 00:01:05,488 --> 00:01:06,613 Wait. Let me see. 23 00:01:15,780 --> 00:01:17,113 Sukhi. 24 00:01:17,801 --> 00:01:18,847 Sukhi? 25 00:01:18,967 --> 00:01:20,196 Sukhwinder. 26 00:01:20,696 --> 00:01:22,071 Am I Sukhwinder Singh? 27 00:01:22,613 --> 00:01:24,363 You are my Sukhi. 28 00:01:33,951 --> 00:01:35,071 I am Sukhi. 29 00:01:35,196 --> 00:01:39,863 Son, we even named our house after you. 30 00:01:39,983 --> 00:01:41,780 -Registered and all. -Sukhi Niwas. 31 00:01:42,238 --> 00:01:44,395 A thousand thanks to you, God. 32 00:01:44,515 --> 00:01:46,321 Isn't that a million thanks, Papa-ji? 33 00:01:46,441 --> 00:01:47,655 You see, son, 34 00:01:48,030 --> 00:01:49,321 God has a special quality. 35 00:01:49,446 --> 00:01:50,782 He is never greedy. 36 00:01:50,902 --> 00:01:53,155 He is not interested in number games. 37 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,863 -I see. -Okay, then. 38 00:01:55,113 --> 00:01:56,863 -I will leave. -Why? Who is she? 39 00:01:57,856 --> 00:01:59,223 Papa-ji, she is Pihu. 40 00:01:59,343 --> 00:02:01,363 Your future daughter-in-law. 41 00:02:02,954 --> 00:02:05,446 Bravo, son. 42 00:02:05,571 --> 00:02:07,030 She is pretty cultured. 43 00:02:08,196 --> 00:02:09,571 Pihu, lift your veil. Show your face. 44 00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:10,738 He is my Papa-ji. 45 00:02:10,905 --> 00:02:12,738 If I take the veil down, I'll be royally screwed. 46 00:02:13,488 --> 00:02:15,931 Pihu, mind your tongue in front of my father. 47 00:02:16,051 --> 00:02:17,508 That reminds me, 48 00:02:17,628 --> 00:02:19,030 let me call your mother. 49 00:02:19,155 --> 00:02:20,571 I... 50 00:02:21,196 --> 00:02:22,446 I have a mother? 51 00:02:22,571 --> 00:02:25,446 Son, every guy in this world has a mother. 52 00:02:25,988 --> 00:02:27,363 You do too. 53 00:02:28,155 --> 00:02:29,405 Satwant Kaur. 54 00:02:29,530 --> 00:02:30,946 Yes. 55 00:02:38,738 --> 00:02:40,805 ♪ Who is my pop? ♪ 56 00:02:40,925 --> 00:02:43,321 ♪ Who is my daddy? ♪ 57 00:02:50,358 --> 00:02:52,488 ♪ Who is my pop? ♪ 58 00:02:52,613 --> 00:02:54,738 ♪ Who is my daddy? ♪ 59 00:02:54,858 --> 00:02:56,988 ♪ Who is my pop? ♪ 60 00:02:57,108 --> 00:02:59,196 ♪ Who is my daddy? ♪ 61 00:02:59,321 --> 00:03:01,405 ♪ Who is my pop? ♪ 62 00:03:01,530 --> 00:03:04,030 ♪ Who is my daddy? ♪ 63 00:03:04,155 --> 00:03:06,696 Come here. Hurry up. Hurry up. 64 00:03:09,071 --> 00:03:10,363 Look at him. 65 00:03:10,483 --> 00:03:12,363 -Who is he? -Don’t you recognise him? 66 00:03:13,613 --> 00:03:15,738 Same to same features, 67 00:03:15,858 --> 00:03:17,363 same to same mouth. 68 00:03:17,949 --> 00:03:21,613 He is our lost son, Sukhi. 69 00:03:24,696 --> 00:03:25,905 He... 70 00:03:26,363 --> 00:03:27,905 He is my son! 71 00:03:28,030 --> 00:03:31,405 He is Sukhi! 72 00:03:31,905 --> 00:03:34,696 Sukhi! Sukhi! 73 00:03:37,473 --> 00:03:39,905 Sukhi! Sukhi, my child. 74 00:03:47,498 --> 00:03:50,155 Where were you, son? 75 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:52,530 There is no place where we didn't look for you. 76 00:03:52,655 --> 00:03:54,030 Where didn't you look, Mom? 77 00:03:58,979 --> 00:04:01,030 Trying to be funny with your mom. 78 00:04:01,155 --> 00:04:02,571 Trying to be funny. 79 00:04:02,691 --> 00:04:05,613 Kartar, see... 80 00:04:06,817 --> 00:04:08,071 Who is she? 81 00:04:08,499 --> 00:04:11,319 She is your future daughter-in-law. 82 00:04:11,439 --> 00:04:13,118 -Really? -Yes. 83 00:04:13,238 --> 00:04:14,405 My daughter-in-law! 84 00:04:14,530 --> 00:04:17,040 Two reasons to celebrate in a single day. 85 00:04:18,380 --> 00:04:20,732 Look how cultured she is. 86 00:04:21,696 --> 00:04:23,030 Covering her face. 87 00:04:23,150 --> 00:04:25,321 But there are some characterless girls in this world, 88 00:04:25,446 --> 00:04:30,201 who try to forcefully kiss the doctor in his clinic. 89 00:04:30,321 --> 00:04:32,905 What gall! Even I have never kissed him. 90 00:04:33,030 --> 00:04:34,405 She won't do anything like that. 91 00:04:35,655 --> 00:04:38,071 Pihu, stop playing games. 92 00:04:38,196 --> 00:04:40,655 -Show your face to my mother. -Don't yell at her, son. 93 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:42,238 She feels shy. 94 00:04:42,363 --> 00:04:43,780 It's her values. 95 00:04:44,030 --> 00:04:45,238 Child. 96 00:04:45,363 --> 00:04:47,571 At least show your face to me. I am his mother. 97 00:04:49,321 --> 00:04:50,905 God. 98 00:04:51,030 --> 00:04:53,655 She is so cute, Sardar-ji.. 99 00:04:53,780 --> 00:04:55,488 What a cute daughter-in-law. 100 00:04:55,613 --> 00:04:57,981 God save you from evil eyes, child. 101 00:04:58,530 --> 00:05:00,071 Come, son. Let's go inside. Come on. 102 00:05:00,613 --> 00:05:02,155 No, I better leave. 103 00:05:02,321 --> 00:05:04,613 It's dark. Popsi must be waiting for me. 104 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:05,951 What's wrong with you? 105 00:05:06,071 --> 00:05:07,446 It's daytime. 106 00:05:08,030 --> 00:05:09,530 It's hard to judge from under this veil. 107 00:05:09,655 --> 00:05:10,780 It's dark in here. 108 00:05:10,900 --> 00:05:12,238 See you then. 109 00:05:12,363 --> 00:05:14,405 See you? The car is over there... 110 00:05:14,530 --> 00:05:17,488 -She left. -Son, we should leave too. 111 00:05:18,280 --> 00:05:20,988 To the Gurdwara to thank the Lord. 112 00:05:22,071 --> 00:05:24,405 We got our son back. 113 00:05:36,030 --> 00:05:41,696 ♪ Raamkalee, Third Mehl ♪ 114 00:05:42,402 --> 00:05:48,803 ♪ Anand, One Universal Creator God By the grace of the True Guru ♪ 115 00:05:49,863 --> 00:05:54,988 ♪ I am in ecstasy, O my mother ♪ 116 00:05:55,108 --> 00:06:00,071 ♪ For I have found my True Guru ♪ 117 00:06:00,196 --> 00:06:06,145 ♪ I have found the True Guru With intuitive ease ♪ 118 00:06:06,488 --> 00:06:11,709 ♪ And my mind vibrates With the music of bliss ♪ 119 00:06:11,829 --> 00:06:16,785 ♪ The jewelled melodies And their celestial harmonies ♪ 120 00:06:16,905 --> 00:06:22,030 ♪ Have come to sing the Word of the Shabad ♪ 121 00:06:22,155 --> 00:06:27,571 ♪ The Lord dwells Within the minds of those ♪ 122 00:06:27,905 --> 00:06:33,405 ♪ Who sing the Shabad ♪ 123 00:06:33,655 --> 00:06:39,446 ♪ Says Nanak, I am in ecstasy ♪ 124 00:06:39,571 --> 00:06:45,488 ♪ For I have found my True Guru ♪ 125 00:06:46,113 --> 00:06:49,071 ♪ O my mind ♪ 126 00:06:49,196 --> 00:06:54,196 ♪ Remain always with the Lord ♪ 127 00:06:54,321 --> 00:07:00,030 ♪ Remain always with the Lord O my mind ♪ 128 00:07:00,238 --> 00:07:06,071 ♪ And all sufferings will be forgotten ♪ 129 00:07:09,488 --> 00:07:10,488 Bro, here are your new credentials. 130 00:07:10,613 --> 00:07:11,863 Sukhwinder Singh. 131 00:07:12,030 --> 00:07:14,280 Half the press in the world are busy printing your credentials. 132 00:07:14,405 --> 00:07:15,405 Why couldn't you give me this in the car? 133 00:07:15,530 --> 00:07:16,780 I have no pockets. Keep it. 134 00:07:16,905 --> 00:07:18,863 -Come, Papa, Mummy. -Welcome. 135 00:07:18,988 --> 00:07:20,738 Chaupala sir. 136 00:07:20,905 --> 00:07:24,030 Welcome, welcome, welcome. 137 00:07:24,530 --> 00:07:28,155 My potential son-in-law's 138 00:07:28,321 --> 00:07:30,946 third and potentially last parents. 139 00:07:31,488 --> 00:07:33,405 Pihu will be here shortly. 140 00:07:33,530 --> 00:07:35,030 Come on. Come. 141 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:36,363 Come. 142 00:07:47,009 --> 00:07:49,071 Well, I believe, 143 00:07:49,856 --> 00:07:52,405 for two families to come together, 144 00:07:52,530 --> 00:07:54,030 it's necessary to copulate. 145 00:07:54,150 --> 00:07:55,280 Am I right, Mrs. Satwant? 146 00:07:56,363 --> 00:08:00,196 You deserve a slap for this. 147 00:08:00,321 --> 00:08:02,155 Oh, no, no. You see, sir, 148 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:05,196 my boss's vocabulary is slightly off-kilter. 149 00:08:05,321 --> 00:08:07,863 Sir, it's not "copulate." He means it's "fate." 150 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,571 But isn't that a type of sweet? 151 00:08:09,696 --> 00:08:10,863 That's "dessert." 152 00:08:10,988 --> 00:08:13,813 "Dessert" is what we do in the morning. 153 00:08:13,933 --> 00:08:15,655 That's a "morning jog", sir. 154 00:08:15,780 --> 00:08:17,863 Are you serious? 155 00:08:17,988 --> 00:08:19,863 "Jog" is what I call you. 156 00:08:20,613 --> 00:08:22,354 That's a "dog", sir. 157 00:08:22,613 --> 00:08:24,988 Isn't "dog" what we do on the wedding night? 158 00:08:25,108 --> 00:08:27,346 Right. That's "copulate", sir. 159 00:08:27,466 --> 00:08:30,863 Oh, my bad, my bad. 160 00:08:30,988 --> 00:08:32,655 Sorry, my bad. 161 00:08:33,655 --> 00:08:35,280 What is wrong with him? 162 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:38,613 Toilet: A Strange Story. 163 00:08:38,901 --> 00:08:40,155 It was a sad tragedy. 164 00:08:41,763 --> 00:08:43,113 Tragedy, is it? 165 00:08:43,488 --> 00:08:44,863 But that is a serious condition. 166 00:08:45,530 --> 00:08:46,655 Doesn't matter. 167 00:08:47,863 --> 00:08:51,280 Extracting tragedy and transplanting comedy 168 00:08:51,405 --> 00:08:53,488 is Dr. Kartar Singh's speciality. 169 00:08:53,807 --> 00:08:55,238 Come down to my clinic. 170 00:08:55,363 --> 00:08:56,863 Once I am done treating you, 171 00:08:56,988 --> 00:08:59,696 you will abandon your wheelchair to become a stand-up comedian 172 00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:05,196 This is amazing! This is terrific! 173 00:09:05,321 --> 00:09:06,993 He kicked! 174 00:09:07,113 --> 00:09:08,791 So far, he was alive and winking. 175 00:09:08,911 --> 00:09:10,951 Now he's alive and kicking. 176 00:09:11,071 --> 00:09:13,196 Bravo, Sardar-ji. 177 00:09:13,321 --> 00:09:17,113 Pihu, where are you? 178 00:09:17,238 --> 00:09:18,571 Come here. 179 00:09:26,863 --> 00:09:28,196 Good God. 180 00:09:28,988 --> 00:09:30,280 Satwant. 181 00:09:30,405 --> 00:09:31,530 Behind the veil last time. 182 00:09:31,655 --> 00:09:32,738 Behind the veil this time. 183 00:09:32,858 --> 00:09:34,030 All time behind the veil. 184 00:09:34,150 --> 00:09:35,530 Values, Kartar. 185 00:09:35,655 --> 00:09:37,488 You've imbibed good values in your daughter. 186 00:09:37,613 --> 00:09:38,696 We didn't. 187 00:09:38,853 --> 00:09:40,113 I wonder where she got them from. 188 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,312 Right, stop playing games now. 189 00:09:42,432 --> 00:09:44,738 Unveiling the bride is necessary. 190 00:09:44,905 --> 00:09:46,696 Satwant, I can't see her face. 191 00:09:46,816 --> 00:09:48,030 Why do you want to see her face? 192 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:49,571 I have seen it. 193 00:09:49,696 --> 00:09:51,238 But a final check is necessary. 194 00:09:51,363 --> 00:09:53,613 You are so stubborn, Kartar. It's okay, child. 195 00:09:53,738 --> 00:09:55,655 Show your face for your father-in-law's sake. 196 00:09:55,780 --> 00:09:56,863 Yes, go ahead. 197 00:09:56,988 --> 00:09:58,155 We are tired of walking in circles. 198 00:09:58,321 --> 00:09:59,696 Going in circles is making us dizzy. 199 00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:01,030 He won't do anything. He won't harm you. 200 00:10:01,155 --> 00:10:03,787 Come on, show him your face. Let's end this. 201 00:10:05,030 --> 00:10:07,696 Show it. What a beautiful-- 202 00:10:15,946 --> 00:10:17,155 He is happy. 203 00:10:21,113 --> 00:10:23,514 Mister, this wedding is cancelled. 204 00:10:24,488 --> 00:10:26,321 Time out. Time out. Nothing happened. 205 00:10:26,446 --> 00:10:27,613 Come here, Papa-ji. 206 00:10:27,738 --> 00:10:28,788 Please don't mind. 207 00:10:28,908 --> 00:10:30,577 But now you deserve a slap. 208 00:10:30,697 --> 00:10:31,955 What do you mean the wedding is cancelled? 209 00:10:32,075 --> 00:10:34,905 This girl is "ugh". 210 00:10:35,405 --> 00:10:37,488 I know she's cute. It's why I am marrying her, Papa-ji. 211 00:10:37,696 --> 00:10:39,946 Not cute. She's "ugh". 212 00:10:40,066 --> 00:10:41,071 -Bad. -Bad? 213 00:10:41,196 --> 00:10:42,321 -Immoral. -Immoral? 214 00:10:42,446 --> 00:10:44,613 In medical terms, as a doctor, what should I say? 215 00:10:44,738 --> 00:10:46,155 I mean, she is evil. 216 00:10:46,321 --> 00:10:47,863 -Evil, her? -Yes, son. 217 00:10:47,988 --> 00:10:49,280 She was all over me. 218 00:10:49,405 --> 00:10:51,655 -Where all over you? -She is nasty, lusty, 219 00:10:51,780 --> 00:10:53,030 -and without GST. -Mom, come here. 220 00:10:53,155 --> 00:10:56,280 She is the same girl who came to my clinic 221 00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:58,474 and tried to kiss your papa. 222 00:10:58,594 --> 00:10:59,988 -Kiss? What is he saying? -Yes. 223 00:11:00,108 --> 00:11:01,780 Are you serious, Sardar-ji? 224 00:11:02,955 --> 00:11:04,659 Is she that witch? 225 00:11:04,779 --> 00:11:07,030 Are you two drunk? 226 00:11:07,655 --> 00:11:08,855 Pihu, come here. 227 00:11:08,975 --> 00:11:10,071 What are they... Defend... 228 00:11:10,196 --> 00:11:11,571 Defend yourself. Hurry up. 229 00:11:13,155 --> 00:11:14,874 -What are they saying? -Let me explain. 230 00:11:14,994 --> 00:11:16,405 Popsi says that 231 00:11:16,530 --> 00:11:19,113 fathers are important in a family. 232 00:11:19,238 --> 00:11:22,905 And Sahil aka Sadiq aka Sukhi's father is you. 233 00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:24,280 I couldn't think of a better way 234 00:11:24,405 --> 00:11:27,155 to judge your character. 235 00:11:29,113 --> 00:11:31,030 I am sorry, mom-dad. 236 00:11:31,155 --> 00:11:32,776 But I just wanted to show my father 237 00:11:32,896 --> 00:11:35,571 that my father-in-law's character is A1. 238 00:11:35,860 --> 00:11:37,988 You were testing him. 239 00:11:38,696 --> 00:11:39,780 Papa-ji, she was testing you. 240 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,863 You passed with flying colours. 241 00:11:41,988 --> 00:11:44,946 Son, I never got such a good score. 242 00:11:45,066 --> 00:11:47,946 Hello. If your meeting is over, 243 00:11:48,066 --> 00:11:49,155 let's hear the results. 244 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:52,238 It's nothing. East, west, north, south, all good. 245 00:11:52,692 --> 00:11:55,196 Well, there's a new twist in the story. 246 00:11:55,363 --> 00:11:57,571 They can get married now. 247 00:11:57,946 --> 00:11:59,446 Very nice. 248 00:12:25,530 --> 00:12:27,363 ♪ When I saw you ♪ 249 00:12:27,488 --> 00:12:29,613 ♪ For the first time ♪ 250 00:12:29,738 --> 00:12:33,238 ♪ I couldn't take my eyes off you ♪ 251 00:12:33,655 --> 00:12:35,910 ♪ I saw the spark in you ♪ 252 00:12:36,030 --> 00:12:38,030 ♪ Thought I should tell you ♪ 253 00:12:38,150 --> 00:12:41,863 ♪ I am all yours now ♪ 254 00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:46,946 ♪ The slight intoxication in the air ♪ 255 00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:52,071 ♪ I am losing my heart ♪ 256 00:12:52,196 --> 00:12:56,196 ♪ I wanna fall in love with you ♪ 257 00:12:56,321 --> 00:12:59,238 ♪ Again and again ♪ 258 00:12:59,358 --> 00:13:03,613 ♪ I wanna fall in love with you With you, with you ♪ 259 00:13:03,738 --> 00:13:06,863 ♪ Again and again ♪ 260 00:13:24,988 --> 00:13:28,760 ♪ Losing count of my days ♪ 261 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:34,196 ♪ I stayed up all night ♪ 262 00:13:34,321 --> 00:13:38,285 ♪ I wanna fall in love with you ♪ 263 00:13:38,405 --> 00:13:41,493 ♪ Again and again ♪ 264 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:45,280 ♪ I wanna fall in love with you ♪ 265 00:13:45,729 --> 00:13:49,488 ♪ Again and again ♪ 266 00:14:04,196 --> 00:14:05,446 So? 267 00:14:05,684 --> 00:14:07,405 The bomb's in place, Mr. Malik. 268 00:14:08,156 --> 00:14:10,030 When we dial the number, 269 00:14:10,155 --> 00:14:11,655 it will activate the bomb. 270 00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:13,571 And then bang. 271 00:14:15,113 --> 00:14:16,446 "Bang"? 272 00:14:17,238 --> 00:14:18,530 What's "bang"? 273 00:14:19,030 --> 00:14:20,363 The sound of an explosion? 274 00:14:20,677 --> 00:14:22,238 That's "boom". 275 00:14:22,488 --> 00:14:23,576 It's "bang". 276 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,488 Explosions are "boom". 277 00:14:25,613 --> 00:14:27,696 -It's "bang". -"Boom." 278 00:14:27,816 --> 00:14:30,113 -It's "bang". -"Boom." 279 00:14:30,780 --> 00:14:32,030 What's the number? 280 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,363 You would know. You purchased the SIM. 281 00:14:34,488 --> 00:14:36,923 But I told you to save the number. 282 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,030 -I did. -Where? 283 00:14:41,655 --> 00:14:44,863 On the phone that's attached to the bomb. 284 00:14:45,811 --> 00:14:48,905 Number. Number. Got to save the number. 285 00:14:52,030 --> 00:14:53,493 Why is it so dark in here? 286 00:14:57,780 --> 00:15:03,340 Little brother, you are dead meat now. 287 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:07,520 Celebrate all you want, son. 288 00:15:08,649 --> 00:15:12,363 ♪ Let's find a wedding date ♪ 289 00:15:12,863 --> 00:15:16,488 ♪ It's a match made in heaven ♪ 290 00:15:16,780 --> 00:15:19,076 ♪ Do what your heart says ♪ 291 00:15:19,196 --> 00:15:20,910 ♪ So go-go with the flow ♪ 292 00:15:21,030 --> 00:15:23,030 ♪ Say what's on your mind ♪ 293 00:15:23,150 --> 00:15:25,405 ♪ No one knows What the future has in store ♪ 294 00:15:25,530 --> 00:15:29,280 ♪ I am out of my mind ♪ 295 00:15:29,405 --> 00:15:34,613 ♪ I am slightly crazy, insane ♪ 296 00:15:34,738 --> 00:15:38,030 ♪ I wanna fall in love with you ♪ 297 00:15:38,931 --> 00:15:41,780 ♪ Again and again ♪ 298 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:46,184 ♪ I wanna fall in love ♪ 299 00:15:46,304 --> 00:15:49,655 ♪ Again and again ♪ 300 00:15:57,155 --> 00:15:58,280 Mattress Emporium. 301 00:16:10,780 --> 00:16:14,147 Aadmi, this is for you. 302 00:16:48,088 --> 00:16:50,335 Stop the car, Malik sir. We are too close. 303 00:17:28,030 --> 00:17:30,155 You were right, Malik sir. 304 00:17:31,780 --> 00:17:38,613 Bombs explode with a "boom", not a "bang". 305 00:17:38,738 --> 00:17:40,363 Uh-huh. 306 00:18:05,488 --> 00:18:06,530 Who is that guy, 307 00:18:06,655 --> 00:18:08,488 who didn't give me a second look? 308 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,321 By God, 309 00:18:10,446 --> 00:18:12,488 what is this I'm hearing about you two? 310 00:18:13,229 --> 00:18:15,571 I don't know what you heard about us, 311 00:18:16,405 --> 00:18:18,852 but you sound familiar. 312 00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:21,780 Yes, sounds familiar to me as well. 313 00:18:21,946 --> 00:18:25,196 Your lives have become hopeless. 314 00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:28,030 All because of Sahil, aka Sadiq aka Sukhi. 315 00:18:28,363 --> 00:18:30,155 You two are trying to kill him, aren't you? 316 00:18:30,321 --> 00:18:32,405 -Yes. -I knew something was fishy. 317 00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:34,363 How do you know? 318 00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:37,488 I'm a Kapoor nurse. I keep tabs on the entire industry. 319 00:18:38,071 --> 00:18:41,030 But what will you gain from killing him, uncle? 320 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:42,363 He took what was 321 00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:44,030 -precious to you two. -Yes. 322 00:18:44,150 --> 00:18:46,613 So, you take what's precious to him. 323 00:18:46,946 --> 00:18:48,780 What precious thing? 324 00:18:48,946 --> 00:18:51,030 Oh, God. His girlfriend. 325 00:18:51,405 --> 00:18:53,030 -Pihu? -Whatever. 326 00:18:53,150 --> 00:18:54,905 She makes sense. 327 00:18:55,363 --> 00:18:56,863 But, you know what, 328 00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:02,696 the most precious thing in that SSS' life 329 00:19:02,874 --> 00:19:05,280 is not the girl. It's his father. 330 00:19:05,488 --> 00:19:09,238 And our revenge will be complete when we kill his father. 331 00:19:13,238 --> 00:19:14,321 Hello, knock-knock. 332 00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:16,030 Listen-- 333 00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:17,863 Your job is done. Leave. 334 00:19:18,446 --> 00:19:19,884 Go have an affair with a male nurse. 335 00:19:20,004 --> 00:19:21,030 Get out. 336 00:19:21,150 --> 00:19:23,030 You two are making a big mistake. 337 00:19:24,405 --> 00:19:25,530 No. 338 00:19:25,655 --> 00:19:29,571 We'll need his father for the sacrifice. 339 00:19:37,291 --> 00:19:38,738 Trying to get the feel. 340 00:19:39,113 --> 00:19:41,071 I feel it. 341 00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:43,030 Me too. 342 00:19:45,738 --> 00:19:48,951 Doctor, you said bananas 343 00:19:49,071 --> 00:19:50,446 will stop my loose motions. 344 00:19:50,905 --> 00:19:52,155 Very good. 345 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:54,696 So, did it stop your loose motions? 346 00:19:54,863 --> 00:19:56,655 It did. 347 00:19:56,780 --> 00:20:00,613 But it starts again as soon as I take it out. 348 00:20:18,071 --> 00:20:20,488 Hello. I am Dr. Kartar Singh. 349 00:20:20,613 --> 00:20:22,071 Specialist in feeling, healing, 350 00:20:22,196 --> 00:20:24,280 and dealing with my dear patients. 351 00:20:24,696 --> 00:20:27,155 -What is your problem? -This one looks ugly. 352 00:20:27,488 --> 00:20:29,196 I don't have pain in my knees that you're suggesting this. 353 00:20:29,321 --> 00:20:31,946 Show me something nice, something with diamonds. 354 00:20:32,155 --> 00:20:34,571 Madam, I showed you every box in the store. 355 00:20:34,696 --> 00:20:36,238 What else can I show you? 356 00:20:38,030 --> 00:20:39,363 What is that? 357 00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:40,910 That box is still unopened. 358 00:20:41,030 --> 00:20:42,155 Must be something in it. Show me. 359 00:20:43,257 --> 00:20:45,030 That's my lunch box, madam. 360 00:20:46,815 --> 00:20:48,312 Your father hasn't shown up yet. 361 00:20:48,988 --> 00:20:50,571 He must be busy at the clinic. 362 00:20:50,696 --> 00:20:51,777 Show me more shoes. 363 00:20:51,897 --> 00:20:54,361 I tried calling him as well, but his phone is switched off. 364 00:21:00,685 --> 00:21:02,071 Yes, brother? 365 00:21:02,238 --> 00:21:03,530 Brother? 366 00:21:03,961 --> 00:21:05,363 I was your brother, 367 00:21:05,488 --> 00:21:06,817 but not anymore. 368 00:21:07,626 --> 00:21:08,955 Now listen to me carefully. 369 00:21:09,448 --> 00:21:10,831 I have breaking news for you. 370 00:21:11,780 --> 00:21:13,742 There was a popular dialogue in the '80s. 371 00:21:14,446 --> 00:21:16,504 Your father is in my custody. 372 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,530 What? 373 00:21:18,655 --> 00:21:20,446 What are you saying? Which father? 374 00:21:22,571 --> 00:21:24,238 The first one was not your original father. 375 00:21:24,863 --> 00:21:26,488 The second one is dead. 376 00:21:27,321 --> 00:21:29,812 I have your third teddy bear-type father, 377 00:21:29,932 --> 00:21:31,571 Kartar Singh. 378 00:21:31,696 --> 00:21:32,780 Kartar Singh? 379 00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:34,696 -Papa-ji! -Yes. 380 00:21:35,196 --> 00:21:36,905 Come save him if you can. 381 00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:38,738 I'll send you the location pin. 382 00:21:38,858 --> 00:21:41,446 Brother, the film is about to start. 383 00:21:41,571 --> 00:21:43,363 Hurry up. Want to hear the trailer? 384 00:21:43,488 --> 00:21:44,613 What are you... 385 00:21:44,738 --> 00:21:46,155 Hello? Hello! 386 00:21:47,155 --> 00:21:48,321 Don't do that. 387 00:21:48,446 --> 00:21:49,780 What happened to your papa? 388 00:21:49,905 --> 00:21:53,030 My old brother kidnapped my new father. 389 00:21:53,150 --> 00:21:54,592 Let's go. I am so confused. 390 00:21:54,712 --> 00:21:55,946 Let's go. 391 00:21:57,321 --> 00:21:58,863 Madam, shoe! 392 00:22:06,446 --> 00:22:08,446 Careful. 393 00:22:14,155 --> 00:22:16,655 Kartar! Kartar! 394 00:22:16,780 --> 00:22:18,613 It's a skeleton. 395 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:20,571 There he is. 396 00:22:20,696 --> 00:22:22,738 -Malik, you too? -Yes, me. 397 00:22:22,858 --> 00:22:25,571 Sukhi, you ended my Aadmi. 398 00:22:25,859 --> 00:22:27,905 And my political career. 399 00:22:29,321 --> 00:22:33,363 Now we'll end your father in front of your eyes. 400 00:22:34,571 --> 00:22:35,863 No, no, please don't. 401 00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:38,030 What chaos is this? 402 00:22:38,150 --> 00:22:39,155 What happened? 403 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:40,446 The entire WhatsApp group is here. 404 00:22:40,571 --> 00:22:41,571 Sahil. 405 00:22:41,696 --> 00:22:43,030 Look. Everyone is here. 406 00:22:43,155 --> 00:22:44,280 Papa. 407 00:22:44,405 --> 00:22:45,988 So many people have come. 408 00:22:46,331 --> 00:22:48,780 Our show is houseful, Balwan. 409 00:22:50,918 --> 00:22:52,446 You are dead meat, Kartar. 410 00:22:52,571 --> 00:22:55,446 No, no, let him go. 411 00:22:55,571 --> 00:22:57,405 No, no, no. 412 00:22:57,530 --> 00:22:59,363 Please, brother. 413 00:23:03,053 --> 00:23:04,946 Hey... 414 00:23:05,321 --> 00:23:07,280 Curse you two. 415 00:23:07,405 --> 00:23:10,405 May you two rot in hell. 416 00:23:10,525 --> 00:23:11,769 Who do you think you are? 417 00:23:11,889 --> 00:23:13,292 You dingbats. 418 00:23:13,412 --> 00:23:15,030 Baboons. 419 00:23:15,321 --> 00:23:17,238 Hey, Crazy Mother. 420 00:23:17,446 --> 00:23:20,071 Don't just stand there and enjoy the show. 421 00:23:20,196 --> 00:23:22,405 Tell them the story about you, me, 422 00:23:22,530 --> 00:23:25,946 and Sukhi correctly. 423 00:23:26,613 --> 00:23:30,885 They are itching to kill Sukhi's father. 424 00:23:31,005 --> 00:23:33,951 Come down here and tell them, 425 00:23:34,071 --> 00:23:36,947 if they want to kill Sukhi's father, 426 00:23:37,067 --> 00:23:38,474 then they should leave me alone. 427 00:23:38,594 --> 00:23:41,488 Because I am not Sukhi's father. 428 00:23:41,613 --> 00:23:44,196 I am not his father. 429 00:23:44,321 --> 00:23:47,113 Not his father! 430 00:23:47,238 --> 00:23:49,988 Not his father! 431 00:23:51,982 --> 00:23:53,363 ♪ Trucks have horns ♪ 432 00:23:54,113 --> 00:23:55,488 ♪ Movies have John ♪ 433 00:23:56,155 --> 00:23:57,863 ♪ Even Go Goa has Gone ♪ 434 00:23:58,655 --> 00:24:00,030 ♪ Kidney has stones ♪ 435 00:24:00,893 --> 00:24:02,703 ♪ Trucks have horns Movies have John ♪ 436 00:24:02,823 --> 00:24:04,889 ♪ Go Goa has Gone Kidney has stones ♪ 437 00:24:05,009 --> 00:24:06,045 ♪ Dogs have a bones ♪ 438 00:24:06,165 --> 00:24:07,195 ♪ Sarees have chiffon ♪ 439 00:24:07,315 --> 00:24:08,402 ♪ Karachi has a don ♪ 440 00:24:08,522 --> 00:24:12,163 ♪ But who...who... who is my pop? ♪ 441 00:24:14,398 --> 00:24:16,571 You are not my father either? 442 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:22,571 Are you not my mother? 443 00:24:22,696 --> 00:24:24,655 Don't say such things, son. 444 00:24:24,780 --> 00:24:26,196 I am your mother. 445 00:24:27,530 --> 00:24:29,238 My original mother, 446 00:24:29,780 --> 00:24:33,155 please tell me who my original father is. 447 00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:35,655 Can we talk in private? 448 00:24:35,780 --> 00:24:37,321 No, no. 449 00:24:37,446 --> 00:24:41,363 You guys will cook up a story. 450 00:24:41,735 --> 00:24:46,321 Even the United Nations wants to know 451 00:24:46,446 --> 00:24:48,196 who his original father is. 452 00:24:48,321 --> 00:24:49,946 You have to tell us now. 453 00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:51,696 We want to know. 454 00:24:52,030 --> 00:24:54,405 -Even we want to know. -Yes. Tell us. 455 00:24:56,113 --> 00:24:58,280 -Tell us. -Fine. Fine. 456 00:25:00,405 --> 00:25:04,037 Son, your original father's name is 457 00:25:05,738 --> 00:25:07,571 Anthony Comesalves. 458 00:25:08,683 --> 00:25:10,946 Anthony Comesalves? 459 00:25:16,655 --> 00:25:18,760 ♪ Who is my pop? ♪ 460 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,030 ♪ Who is my daddy? ♪ 461 00:25:21,150 --> 00:25:23,238 ♪ Who is my pop? ♪ 462 00:25:23,363 --> 00:25:25,429 ♪ Who is my daddy? ♪ 463 00:25:25,549 --> 00:25:27,655 ♪ Who is my pop? ♪ 464 00:25:27,780 --> 00:25:29,905 ♪ Who is my daddy? ♪ 465 00:25:30,030 --> 00:25:32,071 ♪ Who is my pop? ♪ 466 00:25:32,196 --> 00:25:34,988 ♪ Who is my daddy? ♪