1 00:00:05,897 --> 00:00:08,377 -What's your name? -My name is Naman. 2 00:00:08,521 --> 00:00:10,261 Naman, any experience? 3 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:13,027 -Yes, I've acted in a play before. -Okay. 4 00:00:13,632 --> 00:00:15,705 Do you remember the lines I gave? 5 00:00:15,936 --> 00:00:18,915 -Yes, I've memorized them, sir. -Then go ahead and recite them. 6 00:00:19,542 --> 00:00:23,102 Mercy befits the serpent that is venomous. 7 00:00:23,182 --> 00:00:27,049 None care for the mercy of the timid one without any venom. 8 00:00:29,599 --> 00:00:31,581 Son, understand the situation first. 9 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:33,240 What's the situation? 10 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:36,650 The situation is that Lord Rama is sitting on the seashore 11 00:00:37,491 --> 00:00:39,530 and asking the ocean to make way. 12 00:00:39,968 --> 00:00:41,668 How will he ask for it? 13 00:00:42,312 --> 00:00:45,726 "Mr. Ocean, please let me squeeze through so that I can go to Lanka." 14 00:00:45,843 --> 00:00:46,843 Well... 15 00:00:48,505 --> 00:00:51,951 He's not going for a bath. He's going to Lanka! 16 00:00:52,479 --> 00:00:53,579 Lanka! 17 00:00:55,469 --> 00:00:58,309 -Show some fervour, some courage. -Yes, sir. 18 00:00:58,856 --> 00:01:00,331 -Okay? -Yes, sir. 19 00:01:00,547 --> 00:01:02,218 -Show him. -Okay, sir. 20 00:01:02,892 --> 00:01:07,028 Mercy befits the serpent that is venomous... 21 00:01:08,281 --> 00:01:10,243 Serve tea to both of them. 22 00:01:10,945 --> 00:01:12,380 What's up, Munna? 23 00:01:12,460 --> 00:01:14,476 How is the rehearsal coming along, Dad? 24 00:01:14,556 --> 00:01:16,493 Yeah, it's pulling along. 25 00:01:16,573 --> 00:01:19,414 Boys these days lack passion. 26 00:01:20,052 --> 00:01:22,414 Timidly muttering... all the time! 27 00:01:23,099 --> 00:01:25,117 In life, whatever you say, 28 00:01:25,772 --> 00:01:27,800 say it with passion, got it? 29 00:01:31,832 --> 00:01:33,160 When are you saying it? 30 00:01:34,366 --> 00:01:35,494 Saying what? 31 00:01:40,322 --> 00:01:42,062 I'm your father, sonny. 32 00:01:44,608 --> 00:01:46,175 Oh, you mean Guddan. 33 00:01:47,592 --> 00:01:48,872 Well, listen... 34 00:01:49,856 --> 00:01:52,195 Get Guddan's signature on this paper. 35 00:01:52,664 --> 00:01:54,964 While you're munching fries with her, 36 00:01:55,426 --> 00:01:57,405 just gently slide the document towards her. 37 00:01:58,608 --> 00:02:00,756 Dad, I've been watching you since yesterday. 38 00:02:01,057 --> 00:02:02,731 You've been acting strange. 39 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:05,118 -What's going on? -Oh, really? 40 00:02:05,689 --> 00:02:08,186 When I'd hold your willy to help you pee, 41 00:02:08,417 --> 00:02:11,283 you never asked me what's going on then. 42 00:02:11,688 --> 00:02:13,513 But you ask me that today, eh? 43 00:02:14,029 --> 00:02:15,529 Come on. 44 00:02:15,988 --> 00:02:18,401 -At least tell me what this is. -It's an NOC. 45 00:02:18,942 --> 00:02:20,553 No objection certificate. 46 00:02:20,803 --> 00:02:24,041 The land that Kashi donated to me for building a widowers' home, 47 00:02:24,550 --> 00:02:27,564 suppose something happens to him tomorrow, 48 00:02:27,965 --> 00:02:30,214 remember he has two hyenas for sons. 49 00:02:30,536 --> 00:02:33,080 If they lose their minds and put me in jail, 50 00:02:33,481 --> 00:02:34,938 would you like it? 51 00:02:35,288 --> 00:02:37,681 -No, I wouldn't like it for sure. -That's it then. 52 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:39,983 It's no big deal. 53 00:02:40,063 --> 00:02:43,191 Of course, it's a big deal. Guddan isn't a kid to sign blindly. 54 00:02:43,725 --> 00:02:47,366 And what's with these tall tales about Asia's largest widowers' home? 55 00:02:47,610 --> 00:02:49,415 You've never told me about it. 56 00:02:49,748 --> 00:02:52,697 We barely get to talk, son. 57 00:02:53,154 --> 00:02:56,435 You're busy with your life and I'm busy with my business. 58 00:02:57,075 --> 00:03:00,098 Your mother used to keep us bonded. 59 00:03:00,321 --> 00:03:01,501 Isn't it? 60 00:03:02,896 --> 00:03:04,619 But how do I make her sign? 61 00:03:05,333 --> 00:03:07,601 Keep a rose in the middle and hand it to her. 62 00:03:08,237 --> 00:03:11,214 Women give their hearts in return for roses. 63 00:03:11,294 --> 00:03:13,149 This is just a signature. 64 00:03:13,776 --> 00:03:14,776 Go on. 65 00:03:39,747 --> 00:03:41,388 Gotcha! It's my turn! 66 00:03:42,581 --> 00:03:44,766 -Dad, is this a toy? Can I play? -Hey, wait... 67 00:03:44,846 --> 00:03:47,724 It'll break, son. It's feng shui. 68 00:03:47,962 --> 00:03:49,170 Go and play. 69 00:03:49,250 --> 00:03:51,597 Sir, I wanted to ask you a question. 70 00:03:51,677 --> 00:03:52,677 Go ahead. 71 00:03:52,841 --> 00:03:55,544 When you started losing your hair in your youth, 72 00:03:55,673 --> 00:03:57,675 did Kadambari call off her engagement with you? 73 00:03:57,755 --> 00:04:00,133 No, Kadambari was willing. 74 00:04:00,317 --> 00:04:01,653 But her family members, 75 00:04:01,761 --> 00:04:04,740 father, uncles, brothers, all of them were against it. 76 00:04:05,041 --> 00:04:07,271 "The groom is going bald. 77 00:04:07,481 --> 00:04:10,080 "He won't look good if he's completely bald." 78 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:14,303 But Kadambari Shukla refused to marry after that. 79 00:04:14,953 --> 00:04:16,758 She was a very stubborn woman. 80 00:04:16,985 --> 00:04:19,399 -A pretty solid relationship, eh? -Shut up! 81 00:04:20,721 --> 00:04:22,002 Dear Lord! 82 00:04:22,134 --> 00:04:25,001 In my next birth, give me a few fingers less, 83 00:04:25,161 --> 00:04:27,321 but make sure that I have a head full of hair. 84 00:04:28,441 --> 00:04:30,312 The house has gone to the dogs. 85 00:04:30,441 --> 00:04:33,242 Washing bedsheets was like a double cardio session. 86 00:04:33,711 --> 00:04:37,324 Do you know about the cement factory proposal for that land? 87 00:04:37,721 --> 00:04:39,325 I also heard about it yesterday. 88 00:04:39,405 --> 00:04:42,166 And he wants to donate that land to a shelter home. 89 00:04:42,695 --> 00:04:44,620 Living alone has driven Dad crazy. 90 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:46,677 Stand right here. Don't move. 91 00:04:51,956 --> 00:04:53,108 Cigarette? 92 00:04:54,050 --> 00:04:55,930 Sister, you smoke? 93 00:05:01,363 --> 00:05:02,643 It's not a cigarette. 94 00:05:02,723 --> 00:05:04,876 It's just spices, good for digestion. 95 00:05:05,036 --> 00:05:07,939 I still chew carom seeds for digestion. 96 00:05:09,223 --> 00:05:12,062 Dad has a lot of money. He has kept it hidden. 97 00:05:12,721 --> 00:05:14,721 That's why there was a burglary at home last month. 98 00:05:14,961 --> 00:05:16,414 They stole jackfruit. 99 00:05:16,487 --> 00:05:17,487 Damn! 100 00:05:19,299 --> 00:05:20,843 There was a time 101 00:05:21,382 --> 00:05:24,570 when their family would first name an estate for the newborn, 102 00:05:24,650 --> 00:05:26,048 then name the newborn. 103 00:05:26,128 --> 00:05:28,271 Yes, boss, sorry, I couldn't talk earlier. 104 00:05:28,351 --> 00:05:31,168 There were people around and the matter was confidential. 105 00:05:31,241 --> 00:05:32,777 Now tell me, boss. You can speak freely. 106 00:05:32,801 --> 00:05:33,882 Shishupal, you fucker, 107 00:05:33,907 --> 00:05:36,640 on which horrible site did you post the matrimonial ad for my nephew? 108 00:05:36,687 --> 00:05:37,777 Do you know what kind of women are coming? 109 00:05:37,801 --> 00:05:39,414 -Yes, boss, I am-- -Don't "boss" me. 110 00:05:39,509 --> 00:05:40,949 I'll look into the financial matter. 111 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:42,319 These girls breathe less and smoke more. 112 00:05:42,343 --> 00:05:44,457 Sorry, boss. My wife was listening in on our conversation. I'm sorry. 113 00:05:44,481 --> 00:05:45,769 Good. Let her listen in. 114 00:05:45,935 --> 00:05:48,055 His boss has made his life hell. 115 00:05:48,164 --> 00:05:51,534 I've told him so many times to quit this job and apply elsewhere. 116 00:05:51,961 --> 00:05:54,505 Can't wait for my modelling career to take off. 117 00:05:55,382 --> 00:05:58,553 Sister, isn't it a bit late for modelling? 118 00:05:58,720 --> 00:05:59,720 Why? 119 00:06:07,908 --> 00:06:10,083 Check how many bags are there. 120 00:06:11,721 --> 00:06:13,187 -Seven. -Seven? 121 00:06:13,921 --> 00:06:18,055 On three of them, stick labels marked "Banaras, Badke." 122 00:06:18,415 --> 00:06:19,415 Dad! 123 00:06:19,530 --> 00:06:22,747 I found this old jacket in your wardrobe. It's very nice. 124 00:06:23,203 --> 00:06:26,360 See, it looks so good on me. 125 00:06:26,481 --> 00:06:28,620 How dare you open my wardrobe? 126 00:06:29,888 --> 00:06:31,268 Where did you get the keys? 127 00:06:31,348 --> 00:06:34,152 Fine, fine, I'll keep it back. No need to get angry. 128 00:06:34,641 --> 00:06:36,440 Are you going to take it to heaven? 129 00:06:36,745 --> 00:06:37,765 -Manju. -Yes? 130 00:06:37,845 --> 00:06:39,874 Is it left to right or right to left? 131 00:06:39,954 --> 00:06:41,466 Move it clockwise. 132 00:06:42,037 --> 00:06:43,320 This is clockwise? 133 00:06:43,650 --> 00:06:45,201 Move it from left to right. 134 00:06:45,601 --> 00:06:47,400 Okay, listen. A four-letter word. 135 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:49,807 Name an animal with really long nails. 136 00:06:49,950 --> 00:06:50,982 Crocodile. 137 00:06:51,157 --> 00:06:52,825 C-R-O-C-O-D-I-L-E. 138 00:06:53,106 --> 00:06:54,824 That's nine letters, sister. 139 00:06:56,081 --> 00:06:58,122 Dad, tell me a four-letter word 140 00:06:58,374 --> 00:07:01,360 for an animal with really long nails. 141 00:07:01,798 --> 00:07:04,798 With really long nails... 142 00:07:05,681 --> 00:07:07,041 A mole. 143 00:07:07,694 --> 00:07:09,975 -Like Mahipal. -Come on, Dad. 144 00:07:10,136 --> 00:07:11,814 -Dad? -Yes? 145 00:07:11,894 --> 00:07:15,247 Are Babloo and Rinki really... 146 00:07:15,639 --> 00:07:18,081 -Are they really siblings? -Why do you ask? 147 00:07:18,357 --> 00:07:20,439 I sense something fishy. 148 00:07:20,519 --> 00:07:24,161 No, he's a very cultured boy. 149 00:07:24,521 --> 00:07:28,921 He has an entire family plan in place. 150 00:07:29,272 --> 00:07:32,188 He has the picture of Lord Hanuman 151 00:07:32,268 --> 00:07:35,459 as a wallpaper on his phone. 152 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:37,689 Greetings, brother Kashi! 153 00:07:39,281 --> 00:07:41,281 Gangaram is here. 154 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:43,632 Still on top of everything, eh? 155 00:07:43,934 --> 00:07:45,251 What's going on, kids? 156 00:07:45,331 --> 00:07:46,918 Take his blessings, boys. 157 00:07:47,401 --> 00:07:49,041 This is Mahipal's and this is Shishupal's. 158 00:07:49,084 --> 00:07:51,857 -God bless. -This is for you all. 159 00:07:51,937 --> 00:07:53,557 -Sister got chocolates for us! -Yes. 160 00:07:53,637 --> 00:07:55,792 Not sister, boys. Call him brother. 161 00:07:55,872 --> 00:07:58,121 -Yes, what will you call him? -Sister! 162 00:07:58,201 --> 00:07:59,966 Scoot now. Go on! 163 00:08:00,100 --> 00:08:01,436 Brother, a minute. 164 00:08:02,931 --> 00:08:04,945 I wanted to tell you that... 165 00:08:06,943 --> 00:08:08,324 I'll show it to you. 166 00:08:08,617 --> 00:08:10,441 Guddan is nowhere to be seen. 167 00:08:12,304 --> 00:08:14,081 -She's in the shower. -Okay. 168 00:08:14,488 --> 00:08:15,548 I'll wait. 169 00:08:15,628 --> 00:08:17,705 No need to wait. 170 00:08:17,819 --> 00:08:20,122 -Sometimes she sleeps off. -In the bathroom? 171 00:08:20,210 --> 00:08:22,514 Hello? It's her wish. 172 00:08:22,721 --> 00:08:25,761 Whether she sleeps in the bathroom or on the terrace, it's her wish. 173 00:08:26,121 --> 00:08:28,331 -Who are you? -I'm Munna, I mean... 174 00:08:29,161 --> 00:08:30,481 I'll call her. 175 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:34,387 What the hell! 176 00:08:34,525 --> 00:08:35,916 Brother, as I was saying, 177 00:08:35,996 --> 00:08:37,299 I met the doctor. 178 00:08:37,379 --> 00:08:39,362 He was saying that you've been discharged, 179 00:08:39,442 --> 00:08:41,725 but he was hesitating to send him the bill. 180 00:08:42,850 --> 00:08:45,260 I told him that I'll pass it on. I mean, what's the big deal! 181 00:08:45,340 --> 00:08:46,847 He doesn't need to hesitate. 182 00:08:46,921 --> 00:08:49,601 You'll not want to leave behind debts at this age. 183 00:08:49,787 --> 00:08:52,285 Gangaram, I truly want to 184 00:08:52,401 --> 00:08:54,438 atone for the sins of this life-- 185 00:08:54,577 --> 00:08:56,543 -It's Rs. 1.5 lakh. -Rs. 1.5 lakh? 186 00:08:59,810 --> 00:09:02,197 I don't have so much cash, so... 187 00:09:03,401 --> 00:09:04,641 Badke, will you clear this? 188 00:09:04,722 --> 00:09:06,375 Dad, I... I mean... 189 00:09:06,455 --> 00:09:08,124 There's some issue with the bank. 190 00:09:08,204 --> 00:09:11,172 I'm able to deposit money, but not withdraw. 191 00:09:11,252 --> 00:09:12,951 I don't know why. 192 00:09:13,121 --> 00:09:14,845 Yeah, that happens. 193 00:09:14,925 --> 00:09:16,125 Well... 194 00:09:16,341 --> 00:09:17,932 Shishupal will pay it. Shishu! 195 00:09:18,012 --> 00:09:19,554 Dad, actually... 196 00:09:19,634 --> 00:09:21,522 Since we left in a hurry, 197 00:09:21,602 --> 00:09:24,186 he forgot to bring the bank card. 198 00:09:24,266 --> 00:09:25,366 Oh, my! 199 00:09:28,125 --> 00:09:30,332 -Guddan must be having-- -Guddan will do it. 200 00:09:30,412 --> 00:09:32,412 -All right. -No. 201 00:09:33,385 --> 00:09:35,110 Give me this opportunity. No... 202 00:09:35,190 --> 00:09:37,808 Please! Please let me. Please! 203 00:09:39,398 --> 00:09:41,518 You've done so much for me. 204 00:09:41,681 --> 00:09:44,376 What a benevolent man! He gave away all his land. 205 00:09:44,495 --> 00:09:47,456 And whatever was left is being used for a widowers' home. 206 00:09:47,536 --> 00:09:49,342 Asia's largest, you know? 207 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,038 It's the Lord's grace. 208 00:09:51,118 --> 00:09:52,511 The blueprint I had mentioned... 209 00:09:52,591 --> 00:09:53,641 -Yes. -...it's here. 210 00:09:58,342 --> 00:09:59,826 -Look at this. -Wow. 211 00:09:59,906 --> 00:10:02,212 The temple you had asked for facing the east. 212 00:10:02,292 --> 00:10:03,292 Yes. 213 00:10:03,693 --> 00:10:05,131 Look, Badke. 214 00:10:05,211 --> 00:10:07,147 I've got it designed by an architect. 215 00:10:07,227 --> 00:10:08,779 -By Tandon? -No, Kundan. 216 00:10:08,859 --> 00:10:09,921 Kundan, okay. 217 00:10:11,619 --> 00:10:14,955 It's got an Olympic-sized swimming pool. 218 00:10:16,435 --> 00:10:17,651 And look at this. 219 00:10:17,786 --> 00:10:20,906 Three-storey parking and a 350-seater theatre. 220 00:10:22,614 --> 00:10:24,725 Henceforth, we'll watch all movies here. 221 00:10:24,805 --> 00:10:26,292 What's going on, guys? 222 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:30,789 We're looking at the plan for the largest widowers' home in Asia. 223 00:10:31,044 --> 00:10:33,103 There's a football field and an EDM hall? 224 00:10:33,183 --> 00:10:34,183 Yes! 225 00:10:35,441 --> 00:10:37,831 -What's EDM? -Electronic dance music. 226 00:10:38,771 --> 00:10:40,532 That was the only thing left. 227 00:10:40,733 --> 00:10:43,423 All the widowers will mourn to the tunes of DJ Marshmallow, 228 00:10:43,503 --> 00:10:45,107 and we'll clap for them. 229 00:10:47,015 --> 00:10:48,868 What's cooking, boys? 230 00:10:50,315 --> 00:10:52,923 Why go through the plan here? 231 00:10:53,145 --> 00:10:54,472 Visit the plot. 232 00:10:54,671 --> 00:10:56,625 You can inspect it in person. 233 00:10:56,986 --> 00:10:58,443 What do you say, boys? 234 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:10,787 So, about the plot. 235 00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:14,611 Before we visit the plot, it's important to know the plot. 236 00:11:15,921 --> 00:11:18,794 This is Kashiram's pumpkin, 237 00:11:18,921 --> 00:11:21,601 his large 40-acre plot. 238 00:11:22,481 --> 00:11:25,361 And like Prabhudeva taught us in the movie R... Rajkumar, 239 00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:28,201 when a pumpkin is cut, everybody gets a share. 240 00:11:28,630 --> 00:11:31,220 Sharing reminds me that on this side here 241 00:11:31,478 --> 00:11:34,345 there are tiny 2-acre plots 242 00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:37,345 that belong to Badke, Chotke and Guddan. 243 00:11:38,672 --> 00:11:41,694 And since I've been working hard for the last 10 to 15 years, 244 00:11:41,822 --> 00:11:45,122 loyally serving this family, I'll ask for a few acres too. 245 00:11:46,881 --> 00:11:48,903 But I'm afraid of getting thrashed. 246 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:53,440 It's necessary to get thrashed for a plot of land. 247 00:11:58,227 --> 00:12:02,089 Look there. From right there... 248 00:12:02,441 --> 00:12:04,939 up to here, it's good land. 249 00:12:05,996 --> 00:12:08,315 There would've been a prosperous cement factory, 250 00:12:08,625 --> 00:12:11,401 and your father would've been counting his way to the bank. 251 00:12:11,841 --> 00:12:13,646 But what's coming up here now? 252 00:12:14,321 --> 00:12:16,952 The eighth wonder of the world. Wonderful! 253 00:12:17,450 --> 00:12:20,472 It was all going great. Produce an heir and inherit land. 254 00:12:20,756 --> 00:12:22,322 Gangaram messed it all up. 255 00:12:22,387 --> 00:12:23,931 Don't say that, brother. 256 00:12:24,086 --> 00:12:26,413 We have two acres of land each in the nearby area. 257 00:12:26,493 --> 00:12:28,642 -That's a lot. -That's not a lot, Guddan. 258 00:12:28,722 --> 00:12:30,473 Dad has 40 acres. 259 00:12:30,921 --> 00:12:32,465 13 acres to each of you. 260 00:12:32,801 --> 00:12:34,171 And 14 acres for me. 261 00:12:34,427 --> 00:12:37,533 Tell me something. Why did you donate the land? 262 00:12:37,613 --> 00:12:39,543 We didn't. Dad donated it. 263 00:12:40,704 --> 00:12:42,031 Then do one thing. 264 00:12:42,111 --> 00:12:44,746 -When your dear father dies... -Hey, Patwari! 265 00:12:44,826 --> 00:12:47,995 -Do you want to get thrashed? -Wait... go on, continue. 266 00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:50,064 I will... 267 00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:52,221 I'll show you. 268 00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:55,327 Don't tell anybody that I showed you. 269 00:12:56,121 --> 00:12:58,600 This is the proposal for the cement factory. 270 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:00,990 On 40 acres. 271 00:13:01,241 --> 00:13:03,812 You'll get at least Rs. 30 crore from the company. 272 00:13:04,641 --> 00:13:07,055 And for the crusher yard on Guddan's plot, 273 00:13:07,474 --> 00:13:09,760 you'll get Rs. 1.5 crore extra. 274 00:13:09,881 --> 00:13:11,822 And what about the two-acre plots that we have? 275 00:13:11,881 --> 00:13:13,686 Nothing over there. 276 00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:17,381 -Make some arrangements. -To set up the factory, 277 00:13:17,465 --> 00:13:19,483 won't they need our permission? 278 00:13:19,641 --> 00:13:21,982 Our plots surround that, isn't it? 279 00:13:22,281 --> 00:13:25,332 Look at this. This is called a no objection certificate. 280 00:13:25,751 --> 00:13:26,751 NOC. 281 00:13:27,001 --> 00:13:29,617 As long as the three of you don't give this to Gangaram, 282 00:13:29,761 --> 00:13:31,591 nothing will be built on this land. 283 00:13:32,081 --> 00:13:34,256 Just get the widowers' home stopped. 284 00:13:34,788 --> 00:13:37,064 -By then, your dad will bounce. -Hey! 285 00:13:38,239 --> 00:13:39,843 I mean, your father... 286 00:13:40,201 --> 00:13:42,846 Then you can transfer all the land to your names 287 00:13:43,233 --> 00:13:44,921 and register it as "industrial." 288 00:13:45,121 --> 00:13:47,609 Then you can swim in big money. Lots of money. 289 00:13:47,841 --> 00:13:50,155 Okay, Rs. 1.5 crore extra for her. 290 00:13:51,001 --> 00:13:52,641 Don't forget my commission. 291 00:13:54,081 --> 00:13:56,481 Enough of this, brother. Come on, let's go. 292 00:14:01,996 --> 00:14:05,149 Our good old cumin candies. Remember, you'd get them for me? 293 00:14:05,301 --> 00:14:07,280 This is the same one, remember? 294 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,992 -The booger one? -Booger? 295 00:14:10,292 --> 00:14:13,109 When you were little, we'd pretend to pull this 296 00:14:13,189 --> 00:14:15,551 out of your nose and put it in our mouths. You'd start crying. 297 00:14:15,575 --> 00:14:17,615 -Disgusting, man! -I used to pull your pigtails. 298 00:14:18,534 --> 00:14:20,333 Those were such good days, weren't they? 299 00:14:20,413 --> 00:14:22,121 There was nothing good about those days. 300 00:14:22,721 --> 00:14:24,578 No need to become too nostalgic. 301 00:14:25,348 --> 00:14:26,629 There's nothing here. 302 00:14:26,721 --> 00:14:28,899 -You're doing well in America. -Yes. 303 00:14:29,081 --> 00:14:30,561 Everything's going fine. 304 00:14:31,321 --> 00:14:34,446 Let it continue. We'll have to rot here anyway. 305 00:14:34,655 --> 00:14:38,379 Brother, everybody thinks that it's all very good in America. 306 00:14:38,707 --> 00:14:40,077 But that's not true. 307 00:14:41,836 --> 00:14:43,728 Have you fallen for a white guy? 308 00:14:44,020 --> 00:14:46,785 Guddan, don't you dare fall for a white guy. 309 00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:49,029 They still use paper to wipe their butts. 310 00:14:49,109 --> 00:14:51,269 Come on, man! What are you saying? 311 00:14:51,734 --> 00:14:53,449 Listen, come here. 312 00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:56,436 Listen. 313 00:14:56,681 --> 00:14:58,322 Badke is right. 314 00:14:58,828 --> 00:15:00,321 After Dad passes away... 315 00:15:04,172 --> 00:15:05,554 I mean... 316 00:15:06,041 --> 00:15:08,290 You too should bid goodbye to Allahabad. 317 00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:13,301 After Dad, we'll also sell our properties here-- 318 00:15:13,381 --> 00:15:15,534 And leave for good. That's true. 319 00:15:16,575 --> 00:15:18,423 You have everything in America. 320 00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:21,288 -You have healthy, clean air. -Of course. 321 00:15:21,897 --> 00:15:25,455 There's no garbage around, beautiful, clean sea. 322 00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:27,801 You have Disneyland, tall buildings, 323 00:15:27,881 --> 00:15:30,407 -all types of food and drinks-- -And such large burgers. 324 00:15:30,487 --> 00:15:32,335 True. What does America lack? 325 00:15:35,121 --> 00:15:36,439 The two of you. 326 00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:46,750 Mom, I don't want this mango. I want Maaza. 327 00:15:46,830 --> 00:15:48,537 -Where do I get you Maaza from? -You want Maaza, eh? 328 00:15:48,561 --> 00:15:51,702 Anju, make them eat the local Banarasi Langda mango. 329 00:15:52,001 --> 00:15:54,164 These tantrums have started after they tasted Alphonso mangoes. 330 00:15:54,188 --> 00:15:56,971 Why did Dad go to bed so early? 331 00:15:57,051 --> 00:15:59,639 He's free of all tension now, so he slept off peacefully. 332 00:15:59,719 --> 00:16:01,693 Yes, he's passed on all the tension to us. 333 00:16:01,773 --> 00:16:02,773 Yeah. 334 00:16:03,601 --> 00:16:05,027 Saw what Gangaram's doing 335 00:16:05,141 --> 00:16:07,441 on the pretext of footing Dad's hospital bill? 336 00:16:07,521 --> 00:16:10,267 I told you I'll pawn my gold jewels. 337 00:16:10,681 --> 00:16:13,486 Sister, why don't you give the money if you have it? 338 00:16:14,961 --> 00:16:18,857 If I had Rs. 1.5 lakh, wouldn't I have got my photo session done? 339 00:16:19,121 --> 00:16:20,384 Is Guddan asleep? 340 00:16:20,512 --> 00:16:22,534 Yes, I took her food up to her room. 341 00:16:22,614 --> 00:16:24,524 She slept off watching a movie on the laptop. 342 00:16:24,604 --> 00:16:26,819 I watched the rest of it. Titanic. 343 00:16:28,492 --> 00:16:31,220 But that Jack was an idiot. 344 00:16:31,710 --> 00:16:34,742 I mean, Rose is sitting in front of him asking him to sketch her. 345 00:16:34,885 --> 00:16:37,036 But he's busy sharpening his pencil. 346 00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,192 No value for time. 347 00:16:39,272 --> 00:16:40,606 Good that he drowned to death. 348 00:16:40,641 --> 00:16:41,924 Pick up the plate. 349 00:16:42,821 --> 00:16:44,148 Focus on your work. 350 00:16:46,766 --> 00:16:48,121 Brother, shall I say something? 351 00:16:49,361 --> 00:16:51,947 Guddan doesn't need money. 352 00:16:52,437 --> 00:16:54,242 Yes, she's earning in dollars. 353 00:16:54,768 --> 00:16:56,731 Why does she need so much land? 354 00:16:56,811 --> 00:17:00,142 Yes, but she'll be getting the Rs. 1.5 crore. 355 00:17:00,222 --> 00:17:02,231 What will the two of you get? Thumbs to suck on. 356 00:17:02,311 --> 00:17:03,899 Why is that? 357 00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:05,726 How can she not help us? 358 00:17:05,940 --> 00:17:09,009 During our childhood, we've even repaired flat tyres on her cycle. 359 00:17:11,807 --> 00:17:12,913 Absolutely. 360 00:17:13,303 --> 00:17:16,438 But it doesn't feel nice to take money from your little sister. 361 00:17:16,518 --> 00:17:17,789 Yeah, all right. 362 00:17:23,521 --> 00:17:25,637 Anyway, shall I say something, Chotke? 363 00:17:25,705 --> 00:17:28,901 Since I have visited the plot, my mind has been running wild. 364 00:17:30,448 --> 00:17:32,770 Let's pull one on Patwari. 365 00:17:33,361 --> 00:17:36,135 That black rock on Guddan's plot, 366 00:17:36,580 --> 00:17:39,442 we'll say that we've been worshiping it for ages 367 00:17:39,729 --> 00:17:42,309 and that it's an ancestral temple. 368 00:17:42,389 --> 00:17:44,954 A temple can't be broken. On that pretext, we can tell them 369 00:17:45,034 --> 00:17:48,448 to set up the crusher yard on our land instead of Guddan's. 370 00:17:48,631 --> 00:17:50,100 Brother! 371 00:17:50,738 --> 00:17:53,238 -How are you, brother? -Isn't that his voice? 372 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:56,485 -Where are you, brother? -Hide the bottle. 373 00:17:56,627 --> 00:17:58,233 Why are you yelling? 374 00:17:58,796 --> 00:18:01,003 -We're sitting right here. -Why are you here? 375 00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:02,443 This is no time to visit. 376 00:18:02,523 --> 00:18:04,777 -Why don't you tell him, Munna? -I did. He didn't listen. 377 00:18:04,801 --> 00:18:06,636 I was passing by, so I thought... 378 00:18:06,695 --> 00:18:09,553 The Rs. 1.5 lakh hospital bill... 379 00:18:10,361 --> 00:18:11,928 This is the receipt. 380 00:18:12,457 --> 00:18:13,697 I thought of handing it over. 381 00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:16,805 Who is it? 382 00:18:18,507 --> 00:18:19,401 Hi. 383 00:18:19,481 --> 00:18:21,678 It's me, dear. Gangaram. 384 00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:25,982 I came to give the receipt for the Rs. 1.5 lakh bill. 385 00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:28,513 We live in a society. 386 00:18:28,801 --> 00:18:30,931 We must help each other. 387 00:18:31,463 --> 00:18:33,993 Gangaram, you think you've helped us? 388 00:18:34,401 --> 00:18:36,069 Very nice. Thank you. 389 00:18:36,561 --> 00:18:39,511 We'll forever be grateful to you for this favour. 390 00:18:40,042 --> 00:18:41,606 But don't remind me again, or else-- 391 00:18:41,686 --> 00:18:44,075 -How can you talk to Dad like that? -He's right. 392 00:18:44,155 --> 00:18:46,516 We've been hearing since morning that you paid Rs. 1.5 lakh. 393 00:18:46,601 --> 00:18:49,039 We're also donating land for your widowed... 394 00:18:49,166 --> 00:18:51,086 I mean, widowers' home. Remember that. 395 00:18:51,154 --> 00:18:54,154 This is no way to treat anyone. They're misbehaving, Dad. 396 00:18:54,749 --> 00:18:57,118 -They're right. -But-- 397 00:18:57,201 --> 00:18:59,259 Keep quiet. First, listen to what he's saying. 398 00:18:59,321 --> 00:19:00,752 He's absolutely right. 399 00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:02,074 Well, brother... 400 00:19:03,206 --> 00:19:04,994 the NOC form. 401 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:08,170 If all of you sign this, 402 00:19:08,385 --> 00:19:10,581 we can start the foundation work. 403 00:19:11,164 --> 00:19:13,284 I'm sure Patwari must have told you. 404 00:19:18,947 --> 00:19:20,560 -Gangaram. -Yes? 405 00:19:23,068 --> 00:19:24,282 Come outside. 406 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,921 -What happened? -You also come along, Munna. 407 00:19:27,075 --> 00:19:28,157 Is Kashi asleep? 408 00:19:28,237 --> 00:19:30,344 -Come on, keep walking. -Come. 409 00:19:30,424 --> 00:19:33,353 -What happened? -We were just passing by... 410 00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:36,482 -You think we're illiterate? -Not at all, brother! 411 00:19:36,562 --> 00:19:39,524 What do you think you're up to? 412 00:19:39,604 --> 00:19:42,289 What is the matter? I'll explain. 413 00:19:42,369 --> 00:19:44,261 -Get out! -What are you doing? 414 00:19:44,341 --> 00:19:45,637 Why are you pushing us, brother? 415 00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:47,524 -Are these the property papers? -Yes. 416 00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:50,399 Then why is "industrial purpose" written on it? 417 00:19:50,479 --> 00:19:51,479 Why? 418 00:19:51,952 --> 00:19:52,952 Well... 419 00:19:53,005 --> 00:19:55,361 It must be a printing mistake. I didn't print it. 420 00:19:55,454 --> 00:19:57,639 Printing mistake, is it? Wow! 421 00:19:58,132 --> 00:20:00,464 This father-son duo thinks we're idiots. 422 00:20:00,544 --> 00:20:02,086 Printing mistake, eh? 423 00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:04,566 What are you doing? 424 00:20:05,468 --> 00:20:08,655 -I'll break your head! -No, that's wrong... 425 00:20:08,735 --> 00:20:11,335 Hey! Not the pot! 426 00:20:11,516 --> 00:20:13,579 -Not the pot! -Then put the stick down! 427 00:20:13,659 --> 00:20:16,012 -Not the pot! Not the pot! -Munna... 428 00:20:16,092 --> 00:20:18,270 Not the pot! Don't... 429 00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:20,408 -Motherfucker! -Munna! 430 00:20:21,597 --> 00:20:23,490 -Sorry. -They took the land 431 00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:24,747 and broke the pot too! 432 00:20:24,827 --> 00:20:27,519 -Thrash him! -Brother! Don't hit him! 433 00:20:27,795 --> 00:20:29,694 -Move aside! -No, don't hit him! 434 00:20:29,774 --> 00:20:32,441 -Move aside, Guddan! -Brother, Munna's my boyfriend. 435 00:20:35,247 --> 00:20:37,595 -Am I? -I just said it, didn't I? 436 00:20:37,675 --> 00:20:38,744 All right. 437 00:20:39,832 --> 00:20:42,044 You're so well-cultured, dear. 438 00:20:42,881 --> 00:20:45,208 Look at your brothers, a bunch of hyenas. 439 00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:50,445 I'm not a bad person. You're misunderstanding me. 440 00:20:51,957 --> 00:20:52,957 Okay? 441 00:20:53,535 --> 00:20:54,559 Let's go, son. 442 00:20:54,602 --> 00:20:56,418 Are you going to keep clinging to her? Time to go! 443 00:20:56,442 --> 00:20:57,929 Come, let's go. 444 00:21:00,330 --> 00:21:01,721 -I'll call you. -Scoot! 445 00:21:04,481 --> 00:21:06,988 -Brother-- -Is this how you were raised? 446 00:21:10,121 --> 00:21:12,100 "Well-cultured," eh? 447 00:21:13,519 --> 00:21:15,390 -Anju! -Coming! 448 00:21:15,470 --> 00:21:16,470 Brother... 449 00:21:21,344 --> 00:21:22,744 Saw that? 450 00:21:23,671 --> 00:21:26,688 We've been raising snakes in this house. 451 00:21:26,993 --> 00:21:30,418 Now I understand why he was harping about the Rs. 1.5 lakh. 452 00:21:30,961 --> 00:21:34,550 We've to somehow free Dad from Gangaram's clutches. 453 00:21:34,641 --> 00:21:36,967 Sir told me about another last wish. 454 00:21:37,090 --> 00:21:38,090 What is it? 455 00:21:38,175 --> 00:21:39,849 That he doesn't want to die. 456 00:21:39,929 --> 00:21:41,855 -What? -What are you saying? 457 00:21:41,944 --> 00:21:44,003 -If you say another word... -Hey, easy. 458 00:21:44,083 --> 00:21:45,367 Why are you... 459 00:21:45,447 --> 00:21:50,007 He wants you to perform a ritual to pray for his longevity. 460 00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:52,367 There he goes again. 461 00:21:53,845 --> 00:21:54,976 What do you mean? 462 00:21:55,041 --> 00:21:56,336 Tell me if you don't wish to do it. 463 00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:57,610 He has told me strictly, 464 00:21:57,663 --> 00:21:59,623 that if you won't do it, he'll call up Gangaram-- 465 00:21:59,664 --> 00:22:00,873 Shut up! 466 00:22:01,241 --> 00:22:03,029 Enough of Gangaram! 467 00:22:03,161 --> 00:22:06,103 -Don't yell. -Gangaram won't let Dad die. 468 00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:08,158 And he won't let us live. 469 00:22:08,523 --> 00:22:12,127 We don't even know any priest who can get all this done. 470 00:22:12,170 --> 00:22:14,182 -Neither do I. -Nor do I. 471 00:22:14,241 --> 00:22:15,872 This isn't Banaras either. 472 00:22:16,093 --> 00:22:18,041 I'll get the ritual performed for Dad. 473 00:22:18,490 --> 00:22:19,643 I know someone. 474 00:22:26,361 --> 00:22:28,795 Iron it nicely, Captain Allahabad! 475 00:22:28,884 --> 00:22:30,810 I'm "iron" man. 476 00:22:33,399 --> 00:22:36,569 In Avengers, if it was Gangaram instead of Thanos, 477 00:22:36,801 --> 00:22:38,842 I swear he'd have rocked. 478 00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:42,993 He was facing the best of superheroes. 479 00:22:43,681 --> 00:22:45,800 But he's facing Badke and Chotke. 480 00:22:46,072 --> 00:22:49,390 And their superpowers are all about widening their eyes 481 00:22:49,773 --> 00:22:51,318 and shampooing their heads like this. 482 00:22:52,953 --> 00:22:54,982 Seems the olive oil is proving beneficial. 483 00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:57,833 You should try it too.