1 00:00:01,204 --> 00:00:02,244 (man 1) Why is there a traffic jam? 2 00:00:02,280 --> 00:00:04,138 (man 2) We've found a ghost in this hotel. 3 00:00:04,246 --> 00:00:06,700 Sir, you're in the mountains. Be careful. 4 00:00:06,790 --> 00:00:08,906 (Dev) You turned a little boy into a ghost. 5 00:00:08,996 --> 00:00:10,547 All his girlfriends come to me. 6 00:00:10,637 --> 00:00:12,043 (Hima) Are you leading me on? 7 00:00:12,133 --> 00:00:13,572 Kalki, there's a bonus gift for you. 8 00:00:13,662 --> 00:00:16,503 You can't learn about hills sitting in hill-view rooms. 9 00:00:16,593 --> 00:00:18,785 You should explore Bharat more, Mr. India. 10 00:00:18,875 --> 00:00:21,016 My hotel is in the mountains but lacks their essence. 11 00:00:21,099 --> 00:00:24,290 How did the sandwich get grilled? The grill machine is missing. 12 00:00:24,380 --> 00:00:25,899 How are things vanishing? 13 00:00:25,933 --> 00:00:27,120 (metal door thudding, creaking open) 14 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:27,933 (all shriek) 15 00:00:28,244 --> 00:00:30,625 (Sushma) I'll knit a new sweater for me. 16 00:00:30,715 --> 00:00:32,112 -Dev! -Hi, Shreya. 17 00:00:32,202 --> 00:00:33,798 -Have fun! -You too. 18 00:00:43,559 --> 00:00:44,811 (band playing) 19 00:00:44,894 --> 00:00:46,482 (Chief) Yes, yes! 20 00:00:46,516 --> 00:00:48,516 (Chief continues exclaiming) 21 00:00:55,306 --> 00:00:57,232 Very nice! Awesome! 22 00:00:57,436 --> 00:00:59,111 Very good! 23 00:00:59,201 --> 00:01:00,750 There's a wedding in the village after a long time. 24 00:01:00,833 --> 00:01:03,235 -Yes. -Is it an arranged marriage or love? 25 00:01:03,476 --> 00:01:06,448 -Love marriage. -Trying to save money, right? 26 00:01:06,653 --> 00:01:08,102 One more English cow! 27 00:01:08,192 --> 00:01:10,203 You'll have plenty of milk to go around, Chief! 28 00:01:10,293 --> 00:01:12,203 (band playing) 29 00:01:15,719 --> 00:01:17,763 What's making you sad now? 30 00:01:17,853 --> 00:01:19,530 The guy is from Kumaon. 31 00:01:19,620 --> 00:01:22,477 Oh! Why didn't he marry the village chief's daughter there? 32 00:01:23,023 --> 00:01:24,920 The Garhwali guys here are riding horses, 33 00:01:25,010 --> 00:01:26,622 but the daughter brought an ass from Kumaon. 34 00:01:26,705 --> 00:01:28,748 (band playing) 35 00:01:28,838 --> 00:01:30,362 Stop it! 36 00:01:31,157 --> 00:01:32,907 You play at the wrong moment. 37 00:01:33,401 --> 00:01:36,173 Make sure you bring us a mare, not a mule. 38 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:37,855 She is not a mule. She's a mare. 39 00:01:37,945 --> 00:01:39,556 Her name is Elizabeth III. 40 00:01:39,646 --> 00:01:41,943 Her forefathers fought in the Battle of Jhansi 41 00:01:42,033 --> 00:01:43,233 on behalf of the British. 42 00:01:43,238 --> 00:01:45,706 -All right. Don't be late. -Okay. 43 00:01:45,790 --> 00:01:48,392 -What about the advance? -You'll get it. 44 00:01:48,482 --> 00:01:49,540 Fine. 45 00:01:49,733 --> 00:01:50,710 (band playing) 46 00:01:51,644 --> 00:01:54,497 Chief, where will the groom's party stay? 47 00:01:54,940 --> 00:01:56,427 We have tents, don't we? 48 00:01:56,868 --> 00:01:58,803 We have a hotel right here in the village. 49 00:01:58,893 --> 00:02:00,841 Why should we let the guests trash our homes? 50 00:02:00,931 --> 00:02:02,134 You are right. 51 00:02:02,292 --> 00:02:03,795 (band playing) 52 00:02:08,541 --> 00:02:11,269 (traditional drums beating) 53 00:02:11,844 --> 00:02:14,201 We've been waiting for an hour. When are the groom's people arriving? 54 00:02:14,284 --> 00:02:15,926 They'll be here in five minutes. 55 00:02:16,277 --> 00:02:18,653 Let me make this clear, Chief. 56 00:02:18,743 --> 00:02:20,816 The Red Label tea is only for the groom's family. 57 00:02:20,906 --> 00:02:23,165 For the rest, it's regular tea, no ginger added. 58 00:02:23,255 --> 00:02:25,202 Kripaal, please offer nice tea to everyone. 59 00:02:25,292 --> 00:02:26,830 It's my daughter's wedding. 60 00:02:27,021 --> 00:02:28,421 Please move a bit. 61 00:02:28,511 --> 00:02:30,095 -The groom's family is coming. -That's where we're going. 62 00:02:30,178 --> 00:02:31,536 Let's stay on the side. 63 00:02:32,223 --> 00:02:33,676 Where are they? 64 00:02:34,392 --> 00:02:35,514 (Himalaya) Oh, no! 65 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:38,830 (sniffles) 66 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:40,310 (indistinct chatter) 67 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:41,400 (Kalki) Dad? 68 00:02:41,885 --> 00:02:44,539 -You're crying? -What's wrong? 69 00:02:44,668 --> 00:02:46,985 Weddings make me a bit emotional. 70 00:02:47,075 --> 00:02:49,247 -You must be missing Mom. -That's so sweet. 71 00:02:49,337 --> 00:02:50,429 No. 72 00:02:51,036 --> 00:02:53,437 I feel like getting married again. 73 00:02:54,558 --> 00:02:56,589 I want to take those seven pheras again. 74 00:02:57,358 --> 00:02:59,415 I want to feel alive again, damn it! 75 00:02:59,682 --> 00:03:03,067 Seven pheras? You start panting after two, Dad. 76 00:03:03,151 --> 00:03:04,028 (giggles) 77 00:03:04,112 --> 00:03:05,468 That's not a phera. 78 00:03:06,355 --> 00:03:07,642 That's disgusting. 79 00:03:07,930 --> 00:03:08,914 -Father. -Hmm? 80 00:03:09,004 --> 00:03:10,558 -Let's control. -Stay within your limits. 81 00:03:10,648 --> 00:03:11,725 Behave. 82 00:03:11,759 --> 00:03:12,759 (glasses shatter) 83 00:03:13,447 --> 00:03:15,118 What are you doing, Badoni? 84 00:03:15,319 --> 00:03:17,319 You'll let us down in front of those Kumaon people! 85 00:03:17,613 --> 00:03:19,602 Chief, this is a bad omen. 86 00:03:19,807 --> 00:03:21,758 Don't stare at me! Clean up this mess quickly. 87 00:03:22,290 --> 00:03:23,375 If you aren't used to it, 88 00:03:23,458 --> 00:03:26,246 couldn't you have practised with plastic glasses first? What a fool! 89 00:03:26,336 --> 00:03:29,555 Chief, don't worry. Everything will be fine. 90 00:03:29,645 --> 00:03:32,193 I have organised many weddings before. 91 00:03:32,317 --> 00:03:33,946 -Just chill. -She is right. 92 00:03:34,088 --> 00:03:36,224 Once she stole the bride's shoes. 93 00:03:36,314 --> 00:03:37,321 (laughing) 94 00:03:37,411 --> 00:03:39,848 I stole it for myself, Dev. 95 00:03:39,938 --> 00:03:42,209 It was Louboutin's limited edition. 96 00:03:42,299 --> 00:03:45,224 Had I not stolen them, someone else would've. Right, Chief? 97 00:03:45,314 --> 00:03:46,572 I agree. I agree. 98 00:03:46,795 --> 00:03:48,344 (bus honks) 99 00:03:48,794 --> 00:03:50,229 There they are! 100 00:03:50,263 --> 00:03:51,051 (traditional drums beating) 101 00:03:51,085 --> 00:03:52,094 (bus honks) 102 00:03:56,566 --> 00:03:59,120 How many rooms did you ask for? 103 00:03:59,210 --> 00:04:01,931 It's just four to five families. Don't worry. 104 00:04:02,021 --> 00:04:04,365 They're very simple people. They will adjust. 105 00:04:04,690 --> 00:04:06,272 -Four or five can be managed. -Yes, of course. 106 00:04:06,355 --> 00:04:07,594 It should be okay. 107 00:04:08,827 --> 00:04:09,905 (giggling) 108 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:17,406 Did you say four to five or four into five? 109 00:04:17,496 --> 00:04:18,543 (laughing) 110 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:21,590 Only seven to eight families. 111 00:04:23,225 --> 00:04:26,802 They must be 700 to 800, not seven to eight. 112 00:04:26,973 --> 00:04:28,765 Don't mind me joking. It's just... 113 00:04:28,855 --> 00:04:30,111 -No... -...they keep coming. 114 00:04:30,201 --> 00:04:31,765 Fifteen to sixteen joint families. 115 00:04:32,625 --> 00:04:34,387 Don't count the people in the groom's procession. 116 00:04:34,477 --> 00:04:35,653 You're committing a sin. 117 00:04:36,597 --> 00:04:37,616 That I am. 118 00:04:38,746 --> 00:04:40,370 (drums beating) 119 00:04:40,672 --> 00:04:43,506 ("KikliKalerdi" playing) 120 00:04:56,269 --> 00:04:57,569 (retching) 121 00:04:58,002 --> 00:04:59,715 ("KikliKalerdi" continues playing) 122 00:05:14,711 --> 00:05:15,962 Kripaal, listen. 123 00:05:16,223 --> 00:05:17,817 Where is her husband? 124 00:05:18,178 --> 00:05:20,038 You didn't read the invite properly, I guess. 125 00:05:20,122 --> 00:05:22,663 It clearly says her husband passed away long ago. 126 00:05:24,030 --> 00:05:25,306 -Really? -Yes. 127 00:05:26,140 --> 00:05:27,096 Sure? 128 00:05:27,857 --> 00:05:28,828 Why are you happy? 129 00:05:28,918 --> 00:05:30,549 ("KikliKalerdi" continues playing) 130 00:05:33,050 --> 00:05:35,155 (pounding flour) 131 00:05:36,838 --> 00:05:38,516 Guys, this is your room. I hope you like it. 132 00:05:38,599 --> 00:05:40,020 Yes, it's nice. 133 00:05:40,110 --> 00:05:41,110 (Hima) Hello. 134 00:05:41,271 --> 00:05:43,297 Your room is upstairs, to the left. 135 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:47,240 I am so jealous of you. 136 00:05:48,784 --> 00:05:51,637 This place is such a great Insta-worthy location. 137 00:05:52,936 --> 00:05:55,270 Thank you for liking my village. 138 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:58,981 By the way, you don't mind that Dev and I are friends, right? 139 00:05:59,136 --> 00:06:00,195 No. 140 00:06:00,347 --> 00:06:03,383 Because I think we should've limited it to being friends. 141 00:06:04,205 --> 00:06:05,606 Dev told me about it. 142 00:06:05,776 --> 00:06:07,327 You guys are only friends. 143 00:06:07,505 --> 00:06:08,761 We are friends for now. 144 00:06:09,209 --> 00:06:12,936 After dating for 15 days, he blocked me for six months. 145 00:06:13,815 --> 00:06:16,078 Finally, he re-accepted my request. 146 00:06:16,229 --> 00:06:17,166 Why? 147 00:06:17,397 --> 00:06:19,482 Because he is over me now. 148 00:06:19,738 --> 00:06:20,733 I guess. 149 00:06:21,251 --> 00:06:22,983 (mutters) I see... 150 00:06:23,073 --> 00:06:24,650 Dev is a very good guy. 151 00:06:25,675 --> 00:06:27,171 I know him inside out. 152 00:06:27,795 --> 00:06:29,506 Like, every inch of him. 153 00:06:29,596 --> 00:06:31,066 Uh-huh, I got it. 154 00:06:31,156 --> 00:06:32,600 You know what his weakness is? 155 00:06:33,563 --> 00:06:34,489 This action. 156 00:06:35,767 --> 00:06:38,718 (comical music) 157 00:06:39,124 --> 00:06:40,144 (chuckles) 158 00:06:40,234 --> 00:06:41,809 A small tip for you. 159 00:06:43,716 --> 00:06:45,920 This wedding, the demands are endless. 160 00:06:46,010 --> 00:06:48,352 A village wedding. Non-stop... they are... 161 00:06:48,442 --> 00:06:50,464 -They want this and-- -I love village weddings. 162 00:06:50,710 --> 00:06:52,077 -Really? -The last one I attended 163 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:53,290 was in Gurgaon. 164 00:06:53,573 --> 00:06:56,011 Loved their cute little primitive rituals. 165 00:06:56,241 --> 00:06:58,424 -(chuckles) -(drums beating) 166 00:06:59,525 --> 00:07:00,509 I'll come. 167 00:07:02,617 --> 00:07:04,425 She thinks Gurgaon is a village. 168 00:07:04,974 --> 00:07:06,057 (Dev inhales) 169 00:07:09,292 --> 00:07:10,804 Yo, what's up? 170 00:07:11,304 --> 00:07:12,775 -(mutters indistinctly) -Hmm? 171 00:07:13,407 --> 00:07:15,363 You didn't tell me she is your ex. 172 00:07:15,794 --> 00:07:18,174 I mean, she isn't like my ex. 173 00:07:18,264 --> 00:07:20,368 She was like a school-college affair. 174 00:07:20,458 --> 00:07:22,218 Stay away from her. She is a little... (clicks tongue) 175 00:07:22,237 --> 00:07:25,188 Dev, why are you wasting time here? 176 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:27,788 Someone has lit a chulha in one of our rooms. 177 00:07:27,884 --> 00:07:30,225 The sprinklers are on. It's pouring everywhere. 178 00:07:30,309 --> 00:07:31,744 -Hurry! -There's a fire! 179 00:07:31,834 --> 00:07:32,744 -What's a chulha, man? -(gasps) 180 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:34,347 Okay, we'll handle it! We'll handle it. 181 00:07:35,858 --> 00:07:37,993 (fire alarm blaring) 182 00:07:59,943 --> 00:08:00,983 Thank you. 183 00:08:01,297 --> 00:08:03,110 You don't need to thank me. 184 00:08:03,823 --> 00:08:07,227 How can I not rush to your aid when you are in distress? 185 00:08:07,595 --> 00:08:08,926 It's my duty. 186 00:08:10,487 --> 00:08:13,381 I must say... the groom is very handsome. 187 00:08:13,471 --> 00:08:14,573 (laughs) 188 00:08:14,879 --> 00:08:16,186 He is my son. 189 00:08:16,432 --> 00:08:17,814 No wonder! 190 00:08:18,407 --> 00:08:20,899 By the way, I am Captain Himalaya Singh. 191 00:08:20,989 --> 00:08:22,155 I am Smriti. 192 00:08:22,579 --> 00:08:24,370 My son is the captain of a hockey team. 193 00:08:24,453 --> 00:08:25,273 -Really? -Yes. 194 00:08:25,356 --> 00:08:28,044 (chuckles) My father had a hockey team as well. 195 00:08:28,134 --> 00:08:30,652 He'd bear around a loss of ₹30 lakh every year. 196 00:08:30,742 --> 00:08:34,019 Hockey has no scope. That's why my son quit hockey. 197 00:08:34,109 --> 00:08:35,592 You are absolutely right. 198 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:36,644 But... 199 00:08:38,046 --> 00:08:39,752 you have to create a scope. 200 00:08:41,410 --> 00:08:42,810 Whether it's hockey, 201 00:08:44,030 --> 00:08:45,132 or football, 202 00:08:46,340 --> 00:08:47,487 or kabaddi. 203 00:08:49,235 --> 00:08:50,324 (alarm beeps off) 204 00:08:51,086 --> 00:08:52,254 It's a sign! 205 00:08:52,813 --> 00:08:54,180 -Perhaps. -Yes. 206 00:08:54,913 --> 00:08:56,415 -Shall we? -Sure. 207 00:08:56,666 --> 00:08:57,815 -After you. -Thank you. 208 00:08:59,941 --> 00:09:01,076 (giggles) 209 00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:04,817 (birds chirping) 210 00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:07,071 Badoni, where were you, man? 211 00:09:07,161 --> 00:09:08,897 We're running late for the Sangeet ceremony. 212 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:11,724 Mr. Dev, five more minutes. It's time to give alms. 213 00:09:12,341 --> 00:09:13,857 You should've told me. 214 00:09:14,358 --> 00:09:17,144 Here. Why do you need to beg? Move it. 215 00:09:17,541 --> 00:09:19,666 Mr. Dev, I'm not talking about such alms. 216 00:09:19,756 --> 00:09:21,059 It's a Kumaoni ritual 217 00:09:21,149 --> 00:09:22,880 where the groom begs for alms door to door. 218 00:09:22,970 --> 00:09:24,534 People give him alms as they like. 219 00:09:24,624 --> 00:09:26,826 What a nice concept! Like a crowdfunded wedding. 220 00:09:26,916 --> 00:09:28,308 Yes. 221 00:09:29,757 --> 00:09:30,977 Okay. Alms. 222 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,514 -Alms. -Oh, they're the ones. 223 00:09:34,604 --> 00:09:35,838 Hold this! 224 00:09:36,604 --> 00:09:38,833 But I had only one 500-rupee note. 225 00:09:39,067 --> 00:09:40,151 Wait a second. 226 00:09:40,327 --> 00:09:41,612 This, my man, 227 00:09:42,228 --> 00:09:44,453 -is one of my favourite pieces. -Oh. 228 00:09:46,270 --> 00:09:47,437 Have a good one. 229 00:09:48,926 --> 00:09:50,806 -Shall we? -Just a minute. The last house. 230 00:09:50,896 --> 00:09:52,641 Oh! Okay. Yeah, sure. 231 00:09:55,397 --> 00:09:57,373 -Is that rice? -Yeah. 232 00:09:58,004 --> 00:10:00,135 -Giving rice was enough? -Yes. 233 00:10:00,402 --> 00:10:02,030 Once I just gave fennel seeds. 234 00:10:03,641 --> 00:10:04,609 Hey... 235 00:10:07,753 --> 00:10:08,639 Let's go, man! 236 00:10:08,730 --> 00:10:11,563 (Dev) We'll show these country folks what a real party looks like! 237 00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:13,748 -(DJ) Sure. -They are going to have a blast. 238 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:15,592 (Bisht) On my way here, I heard people saying, 239 00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:17,674 "Did you see the disco lights?" 240 00:10:17,764 --> 00:10:19,239 That's the reason 241 00:10:19,329 --> 00:10:21,403 people are flocking with their families uninvited. 242 00:10:21,493 --> 00:10:23,870 Guys, guys! Let's talk about that later. 243 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:26,187 Did you check if the generators have enough diesel? 244 00:10:26,277 --> 00:10:27,519 It's very important. 245 00:10:27,609 --> 00:10:29,939 We need to have a back-up. Power cuts are a nuisance here. 246 00:10:30,816 --> 00:10:32,025 -(Kripaal) Yes, yes. -Thank you. 247 00:10:32,115 --> 00:10:33,774 Hurry. Go and check. 248 00:10:33,808 --> 00:10:35,178 (popular song playing over speakers) 249 00:10:35,212 --> 00:10:36,469 -Mr. Dev. -Hmm? 250 00:10:36,559 --> 00:10:38,756 DJ! Dance! 251 00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:41,107 -Fine arrangements! -Thank you. 252 00:10:41,197 --> 00:10:44,205 I've never seen such a grand wedding in the village. 253 00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:47,670 The people of Kumaon will be blinded by all these lights! 254 00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:51,356 Most importantly, your grandpa will be very happy. 255 00:10:51,446 --> 00:10:53,396 -You think so? -100 percent! 256 00:10:54,082 --> 00:10:55,548 -Guys... -(generator shuts down) 257 00:10:56,703 --> 00:11:00,216 It's impossible to do anything nice here. Shit! 258 00:11:00,306 --> 00:11:03,309 Hey, Bisht! What's wrong? 259 00:11:03,399 --> 00:11:05,280 Someone put kerosene in here instead of diesel. 260 00:11:05,370 --> 00:11:08,400 What the hell! Aren't they both the same? 261 00:11:08,490 --> 00:11:10,133 No, it should be kerosene! 262 00:11:10,223 --> 00:11:12,961 -Why would someone do that? -It'll embarrass the whole village. 263 00:11:13,051 --> 00:11:14,486 -The party-- -What's wrong? 264 00:11:15,011 --> 00:11:16,935 Someone put kerosene instead of diesel in the generator. 265 00:11:17,018 --> 00:11:18,929 (stuttering) You don't have to... 266 00:11:19,019 --> 00:11:21,522 There's a situation with the generator. It's out of order. 267 00:11:21,612 --> 00:11:22,552 Listen. 268 00:11:22,642 --> 00:11:25,065 -Do you have Babubhai's number? -Who is Babu? 269 00:11:25,430 --> 00:11:27,583 -Generator guy's nephew. -He is dead. 270 00:11:27,673 --> 00:11:29,257 If you don't have someone's number, you just declare them dead! 271 00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:31,134 -Don't you get it? -Wait. 272 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:32,131 Let me think. 273 00:11:32,221 --> 00:11:33,837 What? Do you know a generator guy or what? 274 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:35,410 -Wait, I'll do something. -You did attend his-- 275 00:11:35,493 --> 00:11:37,493 -Mr. Kripaal, just go... -You make excuses to... 276 00:11:37,583 --> 00:11:39,237 Just go figure out something. 277 00:11:40,155 --> 00:11:41,435 Where is that noise coming from? 278 00:11:41,590 --> 00:11:43,246 (crowd clapping) 279 00:11:47,298 --> 00:11:51,263 (singing) ♪ The wind blew gently Carrying the veil away ♪ 280 00:11:51,353 --> 00:11:55,073 ♪ Revealing a face As beautiful as a wild rhododendron ♪ 281 00:11:59,584 --> 00:12:03,539 ♪ This lovely blossom here ♪ 282 00:12:03,629 --> 00:12:07,396 ♪ I keep hovering around her abode ♪ 283 00:12:07,486 --> 00:12:11,318 ♪ She is a beauty But she is haughty ♪ 284 00:12:11,408 --> 00:12:15,295 ♪ I've never seen anyone like her ♪ 285 00:12:15,385 --> 00:12:20,024 ♪ A storm rises in my heart ♪ 286 00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:24,124 ♪ The wind blew gently Carrying the veil away ♪ 287 00:12:24,214 --> 00:12:28,565 ♪ Revealing a face As beautiful as a wild rhododendron ♪ 288 00:12:28,599 --> 00:12:30,599 (jaunty music continues) 289 00:12:40,305 --> 00:12:44,290 ♪ Someone tell that silly girl now ♪ 290 00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:48,258 ♪ Someone please Spin the wheel of love for me ♪ 291 00:12:48,348 --> 00:12:52,308 ♪ Someone cast a spell Perform some magic ♪ 292 00:12:52,392 --> 00:12:57,071 ♪ A storm rises in my heart... ♪ 293 00:12:57,693 --> 00:12:58,982 -Hi. -Hello. 294 00:13:01,038 --> 00:13:02,902 After that energetic dance, 295 00:13:03,530 --> 00:13:05,003 we all deserve a drink. 296 00:13:06,516 --> 00:13:09,582 -It's not a cold drink I hope. -Cold drink? Of course not! 297 00:13:09,683 --> 00:13:11,446 -(glasses clink) -Cheers! 298 00:13:14,482 --> 00:13:16,492 Is this Sharafat? 299 00:13:17,367 --> 00:13:19,324 I am impressed. 300 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:20,769 Of course, it is. 301 00:13:20,859 --> 00:13:23,412 People tend to shed their decency after drinking this, right? 302 00:13:24,374 --> 00:13:25,489 Cheers to that. 303 00:13:25,777 --> 00:13:29,744 ♪ The wind blew gently Carrying the veil away ♪ 304 00:13:29,834 --> 00:13:33,840 ♪ Revealing a face As beautiful as a wild rhododendron ♪ 305 00:13:33,930 --> 00:13:37,984 ♪ The wind blew gently Carrying the veil away ♪ 306 00:13:38,074 --> 00:13:42,076 ♪ The wind blew gently Carrying the veil away ♪ 307 00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:46,320 ♪ Revealing a face As beautiful as a wild rhododendron ♪ 308 00:13:46,502 --> 00:13:47,758 (panting) 309 00:13:48,025 --> 00:13:49,000 Hello. 310 00:13:49,845 --> 00:13:50,908 -Hello? -Dev! 311 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:51,913 Hello? 312 00:13:52,468 --> 00:13:53,588 -Hey. -Hi. 313 00:13:53,678 --> 00:13:54,676 Hi. 314 00:13:55,346 --> 00:13:56,445 Do you remember? 315 00:13:56,968 --> 00:13:58,450 You promised me 316 00:13:59,032 --> 00:14:01,748 that you'd keep a small window for me in all your affairs. 317 00:14:02,795 --> 00:14:05,518 I am happy that you are keeping your word. 318 00:14:06,926 --> 00:14:08,083 Oh! 319 00:14:08,352 --> 00:14:10,099 Uh... Shreya. 320 00:14:10,827 --> 00:14:13,507 That window closed long ago. 321 00:14:14,277 --> 00:14:15,470 What do you mean? 322 00:14:16,114 --> 00:14:17,800 I mean that... 323 00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:21,325 I have different priorities in life now. 324 00:14:22,521 --> 00:14:25,381 "Priorities" sounds good. 325 00:14:27,488 --> 00:14:31,093 Thank you. But... I have to go and sleep. 326 00:14:31,183 --> 00:14:32,195 Okay. 327 00:14:33,695 --> 00:14:35,067 (birds chirping) 328 00:14:35,151 --> 00:14:36,914 (drums beating) 329 00:14:37,019 --> 00:14:40,878 Don't worry. I was up all night planning a traditional wedding. 330 00:14:40,968 --> 00:14:42,553 A pool party at Dhara's side. 331 00:14:42,643 --> 00:14:45,259 If we're short of chairs, the guests can play musical chairs. 332 00:14:45,349 --> 00:14:47,328 We have Chhotu to steal shoes. 333 00:14:47,650 --> 00:14:49,623 Kalki, relax. 334 00:14:49,713 --> 00:14:53,025 Our wedding was planned a millennium ago. 335 00:14:53,271 --> 00:14:56,088 You should relax and have this. 336 00:14:56,357 --> 00:14:57,446 Okay. 337 00:14:59,130 --> 00:15:00,213 Ma'am. 338 00:15:00,709 --> 00:15:02,564 -Where is the nath? -What's that? 339 00:15:02,654 --> 00:15:05,328 -The nose ring. -Hmm. 340 00:15:05,771 --> 00:15:07,576 I'd kept it in the jewellery box. 341 00:15:07,666 --> 00:15:10,043 I checked it. It's not there. 342 00:15:10,530 --> 00:15:12,276 I think the nose ring has gone missing. 343 00:15:12,366 --> 00:15:14,567 She can put on something else. 344 00:15:14,657 --> 00:15:17,536 I have some designer pins by Manish. I'll give it to you. 345 00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:21,600 This is an Uttarakhand wedding, not a Bollywood wedding. 346 00:15:21,690 --> 00:15:24,663 We can manage if the groom goes missing. 347 00:15:24,753 --> 00:15:27,730 But if the nose ring goes missing... 348 00:15:27,903 --> 00:15:30,332 My dad will raise hell. 349 00:15:30,793 --> 00:15:32,127 Don't get stressed. 350 00:15:32,744 --> 00:15:34,079 Pooja, relax. 351 00:15:34,864 --> 00:15:36,649 I'll handle it. I'll do it. 352 00:15:37,193 --> 00:15:38,920 You should've shot me dead! 353 00:15:39,010 --> 00:15:40,899 You should've trampled upon me. 354 00:15:40,989 --> 00:15:42,853 I'll hang the thief to death. 355 00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:44,708 I'll have him dragged by a car. 356 00:15:44,798 --> 00:15:46,228 What are you saying, Uncle? What happened? 357 00:15:46,262 --> 00:15:47,662 The nath got stolen. 358 00:15:51,631 --> 00:15:53,822 Sister, I didn't do it this time. 359 00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:57,669 Not a big deal, Uncle. Use this one. 360 00:15:58,824 --> 00:15:59,928 You call this a nath? 361 00:16:00,144 --> 00:16:02,125 Even the hole on the nose is bigger than this. 362 00:16:02,215 --> 00:16:04,985 Our sweets have more silver than this. 363 00:16:06,124 --> 00:16:08,381 Uncle, these days, less is more. 364 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,275 Only cattle wear bigger nose rings these days. 365 00:16:11,365 --> 00:16:13,513 -Are you calling me a buffalo? -I didn't say that. 366 00:16:13,603 --> 00:16:14,971 What's the matter? Why is everyone stressed? 367 00:16:15,054 --> 00:16:16,349 Some nath got stolen. 368 00:16:16,439 --> 00:16:18,480 See, this is very weird. 369 00:16:18,570 --> 00:16:20,267 We've got 500 guests instead of the invited 50. 370 00:16:20,357 --> 00:16:22,269 They took my watch for alms. 371 00:16:22,359 --> 00:16:23,540 Now this nonsense over a nath. 372 00:16:23,623 --> 00:16:26,276 You have so many traditions. They are never-ending. 373 00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:29,020 If you have problems with our traditions, 374 00:16:29,110 --> 00:16:30,822 stay at your hotel. Why did you come here? 375 00:16:30,912 --> 00:16:34,327 For you, it's nonsense, but for us, it matters a lot. 376 00:16:34,417 --> 00:16:36,905 If you don't understand this, 377 00:16:36,995 --> 00:16:38,804 please keep quiet. 378 00:16:39,488 --> 00:16:41,385 -Come on. -Uncle, we'll find it. 379 00:16:41,475 --> 00:16:43,556 Don't worry. Did you check the box? 380 00:16:43,646 --> 00:16:44,646 In the clothes? 381 00:16:44,678 --> 00:16:45,740 Are you sure? 382 00:16:46,215 --> 00:16:47,277 (drums beating) 383 00:16:47,367 --> 00:16:48,810 (indistinct chatter) 384 00:16:49,045 --> 00:16:51,673 (traditional band playing) 385 00:17:00,784 --> 00:17:03,257 Hey, Hima. Did you find the nath? 386 00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:06,294 It was nonsense for you, right? 387 00:17:06,827 --> 00:17:08,888 -Hey, listen. -Let go. 388 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,144 Dev! 389 00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:13,094 Dev! 390 00:17:13,184 --> 00:17:14,948 (drums beating) 391 00:17:15,633 --> 00:17:18,460 Hey, Shreya, what are you doing here? 392 00:17:18,848 --> 00:17:20,701 -What are we doing here? -What? 393 00:17:21,276 --> 00:17:23,364 There's no one at the hotel, Dev. Let's go. 394 00:17:23,454 --> 00:17:25,550 Listen, I'm very busy with the wedding, 395 00:17:25,634 --> 00:17:27,039 I can't do all this right now. 396 00:17:27,123 --> 00:17:28,500 What are you saying? 397 00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:29,953 Now suddenly don't play hard to get. 398 00:17:30,036 --> 00:17:31,029 Huh? 399 00:17:31,891 --> 00:17:33,574 -What? -If you didn't want to get back, 400 00:17:33,867 --> 00:17:34,963 why did you gift me this? 401 00:17:35,328 --> 00:17:37,459 Listen, I didn't give you any gift. Okay? 402 00:17:37,549 --> 00:17:39,196 And you please stop playing these tricks. 403 00:17:39,286 --> 00:17:40,795 We are not in college anymore. 404 00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:43,363 -What do you mean? -Wake up! Come on. 405 00:17:43,776 --> 00:17:45,262 Bye. Take care. 406 00:17:48,298 --> 00:17:49,834 (whistling) 407 00:17:52,061 --> 00:17:54,471 -Beat the drums! -Come on, beat the drums! 408 00:17:54,561 --> 00:17:55,869 (whistling) 409 00:17:56,337 --> 00:17:57,373 Hold on! 410 00:17:58,688 --> 00:18:00,873 Don't get off the horse like that. 411 00:18:01,065 --> 00:18:02,820 Your father should help you down. 412 00:18:06,718 --> 00:18:07,718 (Smriti sniffles) 413 00:18:09,053 --> 00:18:12,283 -No problem. I'll help him down. -You aren't supposed to do it. 414 00:18:12,373 --> 00:18:13,932 A father should do it. 415 00:18:17,356 --> 00:18:19,077 When did they change this rule? 416 00:18:19,245 --> 00:18:22,085 Changed? It has been followed for ages. 417 00:18:27,079 --> 00:18:28,590 But back then, 418 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,411 whichever parent was around would do it. 419 00:18:33,043 --> 00:18:34,999 After all, it takes both to raise children. 420 00:18:35,259 --> 00:18:37,052 Is there a difference between a mother and a father? 421 00:18:37,135 --> 00:18:38,705 Both are equal, right? 422 00:18:40,049 --> 00:18:41,955 Ms. Smriti, do the honours. 423 00:18:42,534 --> 00:18:43,434 Thank you. 424 00:18:43,908 --> 00:18:45,733 -Well done. -Beat the drums. 425 00:18:46,101 --> 00:18:47,600 (people cheering) 426 00:18:50,488 --> 00:18:52,143 Well done, Dagdiya! 427 00:18:52,719 --> 00:18:54,749 (people cheering and drums beating) 428 00:18:58,445 --> 00:19:01,009 The procession is at the gate, but the nath is nowhere to be found. 429 00:19:01,092 --> 00:19:02,788 The Kumaon people are taunting us. 430 00:19:02,878 --> 00:19:04,282 (man) We'll find it... 431 00:19:04,372 --> 00:19:06,588 The arrangements are fine. 432 00:19:07,027 --> 00:19:09,063 But the nath is a must. 433 00:19:09,153 --> 00:19:11,362 -Did they find the nath? -Well... 434 00:19:11,594 --> 00:19:12,903 (indistinct chatter) 435 00:19:15,233 --> 00:19:17,633 -Garhwalis are always late. -(tsks) 436 00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:19,352 The wedding has to be in Kumaon. 437 00:19:19,442 --> 00:19:20,865 Even if it's a boy. 438 00:19:20,955 --> 00:19:23,703 The longer a bride takes to get dressed, 439 00:19:23,865 --> 00:19:25,890 the uglier she's likely to be. 440 00:19:27,026 --> 00:19:28,402 They just take time. 441 00:19:28,871 --> 00:19:30,794 But they are not cunning like you. 442 00:19:30,884 --> 00:19:31,884 Cunning? 443 00:19:32,051 --> 00:19:34,678 Kumaon Regiment didn't produce four Generals by cunning. 444 00:19:34,816 --> 00:19:36,069 How many from Garhwal? 445 00:19:36,159 --> 00:19:39,249 Don't forget that the Char Dham is in Garhwal. 446 00:19:39,557 --> 00:19:41,621 That's where your Generals seek blessings. 447 00:19:41,711 --> 00:19:44,273 So what? We too have Jim Corbett. 448 00:19:44,363 --> 00:19:45,391 We nurse tigers. 449 00:19:45,481 --> 00:19:48,557 Then stick to tigers, ma'am. Don't nurse misunderstandings. 450 00:19:50,865 --> 00:19:52,364 -Mom, the nath! -What? 451 00:19:52,454 --> 00:19:54,110 Sister's nath! Look! 452 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:02,915 Sister's nath, right? 453 00:20:03,005 --> 00:20:04,265 This witch stole it. 454 00:20:04,647 --> 00:20:05,647 What? 455 00:20:05,957 --> 00:20:07,025 Ms. Shreya, you took it? 456 00:20:07,115 --> 00:20:08,779 Dev gifted it to me. 457 00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:10,262 What? Me? 458 00:20:10,352 --> 00:20:12,017 Gift? No. Come on! 459 00:20:12,107 --> 00:20:13,473 I won't even give you sympathy for free. 460 00:20:13,556 --> 00:20:15,543 Sister, isn't this your nath? 461 00:20:15,633 --> 00:20:18,224 -Yes, it's mine. -Excuse me. 462 00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:20,007 Do you think I will steal this? 463 00:20:20,097 --> 00:20:22,461 You know my dad has enough money 464 00:20:22,551 --> 00:20:24,282 to buy everyone's nath. 465 00:20:24,437 --> 00:20:27,185 In fact, I can buy you all out twice. 466 00:20:28,131 --> 00:20:29,130 So... 467 00:20:29,302 --> 00:20:30,971 (people gasp and chatter) 468 00:20:31,255 --> 00:20:33,050 Before things go wrong, 469 00:20:33,411 --> 00:20:36,039 I beg you to leave this village. 470 00:20:36,129 --> 00:20:38,257 -I can't get tickets for today. -I will manage that. 471 00:20:38,634 --> 00:20:41,075 I'll get you tomorrow's ticket. Sleep at the station tonight. 472 00:20:47,221 --> 00:20:49,007 (people chattering) 473 00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:53,544 Your nath. 474 00:20:58,353 --> 00:21:00,405 It looks great on you. 475 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:01,799 Thank you. 476 00:21:03,448 --> 00:21:05,636 Chief, to you, 477 00:21:05,726 --> 00:21:08,772 and, in fact, to all of you, we're really sorry. 478 00:21:09,003 --> 00:21:11,782 Like idiots, we mocked 479 00:21:11,872 --> 00:21:13,849 your culture and your traditions. 480 00:21:14,005 --> 00:21:15,718 We're really sorry for that. 481 00:21:18,461 --> 00:21:20,752 Actually, in our cities, 482 00:21:20,929 --> 00:21:22,055 a marriage is like 483 00:21:22,145 --> 00:21:24,304 one crazy sundowner party. That's it. 484 00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:27,550 We care for everything except for rituals. 485 00:21:27,843 --> 00:21:29,773 The dress code, the drinks... 486 00:21:30,694 --> 00:21:33,265 In fact, you guys also focus a lot on your drinks. 487 00:21:33,355 --> 00:21:34,189 (everyone chuckles) 488 00:21:34,279 --> 00:21:36,592 Sorry. But what I mean to say is... 489 00:21:37,499 --> 00:21:40,373 Sir, thank you so much. You all taught us that 490 00:21:42,241 --> 00:21:43,552 marriage means 491 00:21:44,025 --> 00:21:46,093 a celebration with our loved ones. 492 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:49,103 To spend quality time with your loved ones. 493 00:21:51,129 --> 00:21:52,568 And once again, sorry. 494 00:21:53,265 --> 00:21:55,180 To you, to everyone. 495 00:22:04,287 --> 00:22:08,493 ("Rupsa Ramoti" playing) 496 00:22:33,975 --> 00:22:35,917 (Chief) Bless you. 497 00:22:38,314 --> 00:22:39,859 Congratulations to you, sister. 498 00:22:40,109 --> 00:22:42,663 We are done with our Garhwali rituals. 499 00:22:42,845 --> 00:22:44,757 Now, your Kumaoni ritual, 500 00:22:44,847 --> 00:22:46,319 -Dhuliya Raaj. Let's do that. -Okay. 501 00:22:46,409 --> 00:22:47,898 Very good. Thank you. 502 00:22:48,277 --> 00:22:50,839 That's the spirit, Chief. That's so generous of you. 503 00:22:50,923 --> 00:22:51,888 (laughs) 504 00:22:51,978 --> 00:22:53,128 -Kripaal! -(everyone clapping) 505 00:22:53,218 --> 00:22:54,164 Very good. 506 00:22:56,328 --> 00:22:59,168 (Kripaal's VO) Relationships help us navigate the highs and lows of life. 507 00:22:59,316 --> 00:23:01,572 Whether new or old. 508 00:23:01,823 --> 00:23:03,200 Whether at Jim Corbett 509 00:23:03,290 --> 00:23:04,881 or in Char Dham. 510 00:23:05,491 --> 00:23:07,677 (folk music playing) 511 00:23:13,208 --> 00:23:14,315 (gasps) 512 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:20,277 (chuckles) 513 00:23:20,583 --> 00:23:22,070 So, you are really leaving. 514 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:23,352 Yes. 515 00:23:26,442 --> 00:23:27,840 May I tell you something? 516 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,836 So far in my life, 517 00:23:33,072 --> 00:23:34,857 I have never been such good friends 518 00:23:35,256 --> 00:23:37,220 with such a beautiful person. 519 00:23:40,308 --> 00:23:42,209 You helped me a lot. 520 00:23:42,490 --> 00:23:43,490 Thank you. 521 00:23:43,512 --> 00:23:46,503 (chuckles) No need to thank me. 522 00:23:50,135 --> 00:23:51,135 So... 523 00:24:07,866 --> 00:24:08,866 Thank you. 524 00:24:09,546 --> 00:24:10,546 Thank you. 525 00:24:14,094 --> 00:24:17,032 (traditional wedding music) 526 00:24:23,068 --> 00:24:26,161 ("Rupsa Ramoti" continues playing) 527 00:25:04,155 --> 00:25:06,301 I noticed something today. 528 00:25:06,391 --> 00:25:08,426 Some people became very emotional. 529 00:25:09,941 --> 00:25:11,991 (hits lightly and chuckles) 530 00:25:14,653 --> 00:25:15,752 I like this. 531 00:25:15,913 --> 00:25:19,392 I like this hustle-bustle, people dancing and making merry. 532 00:25:19,482 --> 00:25:22,109 I enjoyed this village vibe a lot. 533 00:25:22,544 --> 00:25:24,674 I also want a village wedding. 534 00:25:24,764 --> 00:25:25,940 -Really? -Yes. 535 00:25:26,166 --> 00:25:29,175 Don't forget to book a room for Shreya. 536 00:25:29,756 --> 00:25:32,374 She'll book herself in even if I don't do it. 537 00:25:33,647 --> 00:25:35,924 I don't know about other girls, 538 00:25:36,014 --> 00:25:37,979 but if you have a female friend 539 00:25:38,069 --> 00:25:40,664 or an ex-girlfriend, then I don't have a problem. 540 00:25:41,355 --> 00:25:44,748 -But if a girl's being clingy... -Hmm. 541 00:25:45,041 --> 00:25:47,291 ...then I know how to deal with her. 542 00:25:48,183 --> 00:25:49,342 What do you mean? 543 00:25:52,059 --> 00:25:53,031 Okay. 544 00:25:55,362 --> 00:25:58,160 (upbeat music) 545 00:26:07,085 --> 00:26:08,161 (knocks door) 546 00:26:11,103 --> 00:26:12,129 (lock turns) 547 00:26:20,504 --> 00:26:22,004 (narrative) FOR MY FOREVER LOVE, DEV. 548 00:26:31,292 --> 00:26:32,737 Wow! 549 00:26:33,386 --> 00:26:34,690 Wow! 550 00:26:34,780 --> 00:26:37,637 That was too evil! I love it! 551 00:26:38,365 --> 00:26:39,679 -Superb! -Okay! 552 00:26:39,769 --> 00:26:40,993 (both laugh) 553 00:26:41,083 --> 00:26:44,253 Wow. Your plan turned out to be a step ahead. 554 00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:45,467 How is that? 555 00:26:45,557 --> 00:26:47,906 We found the nose ring because of my ex-girlfriend. 556 00:26:47,989 --> 00:26:50,408 -Yes. -And Grandpa gave me one more medal. 557 00:26:50,498 --> 00:26:52,408 -Oh, my God! -(laughs) 558 00:26:52,675 --> 00:26:54,576 Dev, you are very lucky! 559 00:26:58,037 --> 00:26:59,152 That I am. 560 00:26:59,186 --> 00:27:00,186 (romantic music) 561 00:27:05,777 --> 00:27:06,916 -(Hima) See you. -(Dev) Yeah. 562 00:27:10,983 --> 00:27:12,109 Thank you. 563 00:27:13,094 --> 00:27:14,052 Good night. 564 00:27:15,690 --> 00:27:16,750 Good night. 565 00:27:19,272 --> 00:27:23,254 ♪ The person that My heart searches for ♪ 566 00:27:23,337 --> 00:27:26,456 ♪ Maybe it is you ♪ 567 00:27:26,546 --> 00:27:29,542 ♪ Or maybe not ♪ 568 00:27:29,701 --> 00:27:34,286 ♪ We walked together For a few moments ♪ 569 00:27:34,369 --> 00:27:39,909 ♪ But my love I'm not used to you ♪ 570 00:27:39,999 --> 00:27:45,048 ♪ Meet me wherever I go ♪ 571 00:27:45,138 --> 00:27:49,230 ♪ What if I decide to stay back? ♪ 572 00:27:49,806 --> 00:27:51,807 I hope you are ready for the finale. 573 00:27:51,897 --> 00:27:53,430 There are two challenges coming up. 574 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:55,112 Diversification and cost-cutting. 575 00:27:55,322 --> 00:27:57,296 Film shoot? South Indian director? Done! 576 00:27:57,380 --> 00:27:59,506 (Kalki) What an idea, Sushma! 577 00:27:59,590 --> 00:28:02,006 Sir, I did everything you asked for. 578 00:28:02,132 --> 00:28:04,179 (Dev) I'll expand our hotel business so much that 579 00:28:04,269 --> 00:28:05,948 my grandpa will give me three medals instead of two. 580 00:28:06,031 --> 00:28:07,146 You will fly to New York, 581 00:28:07,236 --> 00:28:09,532 leaving your rural girlfriend behind. 582 00:28:09,622 --> 00:28:11,550 I spoke about going to Mussoorie for two days. 583 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:13,280 What will I do in New York forever? 584 00:28:13,370 --> 00:28:14,499 Why can't you stay back? 585 00:28:14,589 --> 00:28:17,311 Both your kids can't get anything right. 586 00:28:17,401 --> 00:28:20,652 I think I should help my kids in this last round. 587 00:28:20,742 --> 00:28:23,463 Kalki, my child! I have come to help you! 588 00:28:23,553 --> 00:28:24,983 (crowd shouting) 589 00:28:25,235 --> 00:28:26,592 Shut up! Quiet! 590 00:28:26,682 --> 00:28:28,410 -I'm here to help you. -You're a saviour. 591 00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:29,479 Everybody, stand back!