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-Are you ready?
-Ready when you are.

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NIGHT VIGILANTES

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Lessa became the talk of the town.

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And of course, it was all thanks to us.

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We burned copies of the sex tape
and hid them in 15 different DVDs

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that were available to rent
down at the video store.

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Madagascar, Mona Lisa Smile, The Notebook.

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It was all anyone talked about.

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Hang on. Is that Lessa?

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The hell is he doing?

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And so overnight,

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everyone knew
that Night Vigilantes were back.

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That's the incredible thing about light.

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In the blink of an eye, it's everywhere.

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NIGHT VIGILANTES STRIKE AGAIN

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AÇORIANO ORACLE
PORTUGAL'S OLDEST NEWS

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ISLAND DAILY
NIGHT VIGILANTES

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Come on, come on! Let's get out of here!

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TURN OF THE TIDE

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Banha, I'm not asking for much here, okay?

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Find out who's behind this.
Is that so hard?

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Get the identities
of these Night Vigilantes.

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Teach them a lesson.

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If you're not gonna watch that…

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No. Take it, Banha.

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May I make a suggestion?

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What?

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I know guys who can handle this problem
in less than three days.

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Unwanted attention
would just mean more trouble.

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Fuck, I knew this was gonna turn to shit.
We're everywhere now.

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It's not funny.

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It's not funny, Rafael.
We shouldn't be drawing attention.

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Ow!

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-Fuck.
-Deserved.

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Ciprião Cruz.

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Who the hell is that?

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Some guy from an investment fund.

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He rubs elbows
with the rich and the powerful.

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LAUNDROMAT

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You could at least bring some clothes in.
We need receipts, Ciprião.

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Well, you know, we have a maid.

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You picked dry cleaning.

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Why not try selling appliances
or used cars? Anything else.

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We learned about it from the best.
Money laundering.

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Al Capone cleaned money
for the Mafia with laundromats.

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There's where the term comes from.

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How innovative of you.

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Is your family here?

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I sent them on a vacation
with Mickey Mouse for a couple weeks.

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You all set?

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-Ready to go?
-Are you gonna tell me what's happening?

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Mateus?

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-Come on, hurry up. I'll go grab him.
-Come on, honey.

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-Mateus, time to go.
-One second.

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Now.

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I smell alcohol. Where were you yesterday?

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Let Night Vigilantes come, if they dare.

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Can I help you, sir?

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Mm-hmm.

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Wash and fold.

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Keep an eye out.
They aren't messing around.

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Canto, it's me. It's under control.

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How were we planning
to inflate our earnings?

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We'll need a lot more receipts.

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We got a plan for fake receipts.

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Fuck.

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-You stole a damn suit?
-I did.

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But I left a sweater,
so it won't be suspicious.

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Dude's boring as shit, bro.

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Talking to a guy about Mickey.

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-Mickey Mouse?
-Yeah.

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Welcome back to It's Time for Music.

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We have a young man
with a lot of talent here with us.

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Hello, what's your name?

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Carlinhos. Carlos.

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That's pretty unique.

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And where are you from, Carlinhos Carlos?

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Rabo de Peixe.

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Oh, Rabo de Peixe.
And what song are you singing?

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"Não Sejas Mau P'ra Mim" by Dora.

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Wow! Good luck to you, then.

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It's time for music!

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IT'S TIME FOR MUSIC

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Excuse me. Is this gonna take much longer?

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You have to be patient.

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Carlos Manuel, they're ready for you.

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Are you sure I don't have to do
more exams, or…

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-What for?
-…X-rays?

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What could we do?

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Pain levels?

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They're much better.

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Did you drive here yourself
or is someone waiting?

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A friend drove me. Why?

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Hand, please.

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See? It barely even hurts.

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Want to feel nothing?

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Try taking this.

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Life hurts enough as it is, right?

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A pill a day… keeps the doctor away.

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Hey, Skinny, you all good now?

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Ready to get back to work?
Carlinhos, where you going, man?

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I've been to your place,
you can't hide from me.

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-Just stay away.
-Hmm.

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I already told you,
I won't go back on the cruise.

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-I hate that bullshit.
-Why's it matter?

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Nobody on the planet enjoys their job.
Face it.

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That's what they pay you for,
to have a shitty life that you hate.

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You think you're special, don't you?

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-Hey.
-Back off!

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You're in breach of contract
if you don't get on that ship in two days.

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I'm warning you.

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What the fuck?

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You better not bail.

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Let's go.

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And now, it's finally time
to crown the next winner

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of It's Time for Music!

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Good luck.

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And your next winner is…

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Bernardo Lourenço!

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Congratulations, you won!

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-What's this for?
-Raffles.

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To get a little dude
to the recruitment practice for Benfica.

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One euro to enter the raffle.
It's nothing, right?

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-What's the big prize?
-A new suit for a fresh look.

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Totally perfect for weddings,
reunions, funerals and shit.

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Fish festivals.

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Where can I display it?

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Oh, Rafael…

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It needs to be
front and center, Valentina.

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Give me that. Hand it over. Oh, my God.

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Fuck, Carlinhos, how could you trust
that motherfucker again?

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If you'd come to us,
I would've been able--

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Be real, Sílvia.

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Aren't you worried about enough as it is?

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Your mother's drinking,
you're a mother yourself.

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You have Rafael.

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-You're basically hiding it.
-Yeah, that's on purpose.

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I don't want you worrying
about this bullshit.

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-What's this about?
-That I'll never be a singer.

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I'm a dreamer. I can't go on being a fool.

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That's why when Canina stepped up,
and offered to try getting me gigs,

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it made me feel good.

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"Pathetic little me."
Go on, waste your time.

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Why are you talking like this?

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If it means that for the rest of my life

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I'll sing like an idiot
for old people on cruise ships,

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then… I don't want it.

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Carlinhos,

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I can't even count how many times
you moved me to tears with your singing.

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This isn't over.

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I miss anything?

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Just some bullshit
we still need to figure out.

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VOTE FOR BRUM

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That's it. Looks good.

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-But the pictures are shit, blurry.
-That doesn't matter right now, Rafael.

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-We have to fuck up Canina, we need--
-Brother.

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Don't make this
one of your overly-complicated plans.

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-It's not a Kubrick's Cube.
-Rubik's.

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That's what I said.

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Um, no, I beg to differ.
You said "Kubrick's."

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Whatever! Remember last time?
We gave him a fucking scare.

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We'll do the same shit. We pick him up.

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-Mm-hmm.
-We go there--

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Oh, hold up.

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Something with more artistry!

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Is he a pet owner by chance?

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-He has an adorable cat. Why?
-There you go. Like our favorite film.

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-What are you talking about?
-The Godfather?

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The Godfather.

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You're gonna cut the head off the cat?

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-Of course.
-That's not even funny.

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-Rafael… Rafael.
-I'm kidding, you guys!

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We go there,

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kidnap the son of a bitch, the little cat,
and give it to a sweetheart.

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For example, your mother.

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There it is. I'mma go over there,
I'mma steal the fucking cat.

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Your mom's parakeets
will love that, right?

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Shit, ahh!

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-Let's go!
-Okay.

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We won't be able
to catch the cat, poor thing.

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She fucked me up.

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Okay, let's go for plan B. Come on.

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Rafael!

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-Let's go!
-What was plan B?

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Fuck, Nelly.

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If I catch you pissing on my shoes again,
I'll fuck you up.

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Nelly!

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Fuck! Ahh!

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Fuck!

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J-Just be cool, all right?

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Fuck, I never did anything, I swear.

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Take whatever you want,
do whatever you want.

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Just please don't hurt me, okay?

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Shh.

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Please, I don't know who you talked to,
but look, I'm sorry. I swear, I swear!

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I'm sorry. I'll never do it again.

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Shh.

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-Holy shit! Fuck!
-Fuck!

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God! Ah fuck, it's burning!

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-Fucking help me!
-What the fuck did you do?

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-Dude, I didn't touch the guy, I swear.
-It's the fucking hair removal cream!

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It-- Fucking shit!

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Fucking help me! Shit!

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Fuck!

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-Fucking blow on it, dude!
-Huh?

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Fuck, dude! Oh, God. I can't take it!

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I'm telling you, he told me himself.

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He had acid poured all over his body
by those Night Vigilante guys.

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-Acid?
-Acid! I'm serious.

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What kind of acid?

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Fuck, the type that burns.
Sulfuric, I don't know.

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I saw him all hunched over
like a fucking spider.

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-What'd he do to deserve that?
-No idea.

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But everybody's known for years
that he's full of shit, right?

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So just pick something. Ha!

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Now he's serving his sentence.

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Fuck this.

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Fuck you!

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Night Vigilantes is making him
pick up trash all over Rabo de Peixe

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for an entire year.

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He's totally fucked.

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Well, at least there's that.

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The streets are fucking gross.

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Fucking assholes.

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And all of a sudden,
we realized we were fucking heroes.

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Right up there
alongside Pauleta and Nelly Furtado.

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You sure? Nothing yet?

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Nothing.
And my family is back in a few days.

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Might've been a false alarm.
Let's hope this all stops here.

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Right.

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You sound annoyed.

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No, no. It's all good, sir.

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Fucking A!

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EXCLUSIVE PICTURE OF NIGHT VIGILANTES

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-Fuck. Ian said this was just for us.
-This is perfect. For real.

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Rafael's right. Everyone's gonna
be terrified of Night Vigilantes.

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We put the hoodies on,
and people will piss their pants.

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We don't even have to touch them.
Fuck, we won't even have to be--

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-That's what happened with Canina, right?
-Right.

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He shat his pants when we got there
and ripped up his contract.

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Want the fucking contract?
You want it? There it is.

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Fucker.

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That's that.

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And this book is the most incredible thing
I ever held in my hands.

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Aside from your beautiful butt, of course.

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Hear me out, okay?
We pull up in the middle of the night.

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Ah.

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The fucker wakes up to see me
and Eduardo with our hoods on.

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I open up to page 39, and I start reading…

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"With great force,
you punch your enemy in the throat,

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dead center of the Adam's apple."

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"He will suffocate and maybe even perish."

00:16:35.560 --> 00:16:37.800 align:center
And after that,
we'll stand there like this,

00:16:37.880 --> 00:16:39.959 align:center
just making eyes at his neck.

00:16:42.640 --> 00:16:44.719 align:center
He'll get so scared,
he'll tell us everything.

00:16:44.800 --> 00:16:46.880 align:center
Let's see if it's that easy.
I'll come too.

00:16:46.959 --> 00:16:48.599 align:center
-Yes!
-Yeah, let's all go!

00:16:48.680 --> 00:16:51.240 align:center
Like the team we are.
And you, my darling, will wait in the car,

00:16:51.319 --> 00:16:53.120 align:center
ready to speed away into the night.

00:16:53.199 --> 00:16:55.199 align:center
As soon as you jump in the car,
pedal to the metal.

00:16:55.280 --> 00:16:57.079 align:center
Yeah!

00:16:57.719 --> 00:16:59.920 align:center
We need dirt on him
if he's gonna come clean.

00:17:00.000 --> 00:17:01.640 align:center
Sílvia, we've got nothing on him.

00:17:01.719 --> 00:17:04.520 align:center
The guy's an angel.
I mean, I've been tailing him all week.

00:17:04.599 --> 00:17:06.480 align:center
Seriously. He's loyal to his wife,

00:17:06.560 --> 00:17:09.399 align:center
doesn't steal, he doesn't even spit
on the ground. We've got nothing.

00:17:09.480 --> 00:17:12.960 align:center
And we know that his family's on vacation,
so the time is now.

00:17:13.040 --> 00:17:14.280 align:center
What if he calls the police?

00:17:14.359 --> 00:17:15.720 align:center
He stuck his nose in our coke.

00:17:15.800 --> 00:17:18.640 align:center
When have you ever seen
the police called by a criminal, hmm?

00:17:23.119 --> 00:17:25.839 align:center
Look at these two, so corny!

00:17:25.919 --> 00:17:27.200 align:center
Mario and Luigi.

00:17:27.280 --> 00:17:29.520 align:center
Where one goes, the other follows.

00:17:33.200 --> 00:17:34.280 align:center
Is it Mariana?

00:17:34.360 --> 00:17:35.919 align:center
She's the right age, but…

00:17:38.080 --> 00:17:39.280 align:center
How is she?

00:17:39.360 --> 00:17:41.440 align:center
The same boat.

00:17:42.320 --> 00:17:43.960 align:center
Broken into pieces.

00:18:05.640 --> 00:18:06.919 align:center
It's not her.

00:18:10.760 --> 00:18:11.960 align:center
Let's go home.

00:18:12.040 --> 00:18:14.120 align:center
-Let me take your car. Please?
-Let's just go.

00:18:14.200 --> 00:18:16.880 align:center
Please, Pedro, I need some fresh air.
Let me take your car.

00:18:56.080 --> 00:18:58.240 align:center
You fucking shit! Come out here!

00:18:59.960 --> 00:19:02.919 align:center
I'm right here! Come out
if you're man enough, motherfucker!

00:19:03.000 --> 00:19:05.240 align:center
She's out of her mind.
Just do something about it.

00:19:05.320 --> 00:19:08.159 align:center
I'm not gonna leave till I find out
where you put my daughter.

00:19:08.240 --> 00:19:10.480 align:center
-You hear me, motherfucker?
-I don't know, a cop car maybe.

00:19:10.560 --> 00:19:11.720 align:center
Do I have to do everything?

00:19:11.800 --> 00:19:14.960 align:center
I'm gonna bring you to justice if it means
I have to die on this fucking island.

00:19:15.040 --> 00:19:17.480 align:center
Do something! I can't leave the house.

00:19:17.560 --> 00:19:19.399 align:center
You hear me, motherfucker?!

00:19:19.480 --> 00:19:21.480 align:center
Whatever. Fine.

00:19:24.159 --> 00:19:25.640 align:center
Motherfucker.

00:19:45.960 --> 00:19:47.280 align:center
Gimme another beer.

00:19:52.399 --> 00:19:54.960 align:center
You must be tighter
than the cockpit of a submarine.

00:20:00.080 --> 00:20:03.399 align:center
I wish you were a chicken so I could jab
a stick up your ass and put you on a fire.

00:20:03.480 --> 00:20:05.399 align:center
-What'd you say to me?
-Son of a bitch, let go!

00:20:05.480 --> 00:20:06.800 align:center
-Say that again, princess!
-Let go!

00:20:06.880 --> 00:20:08.600 align:center
-Go on, say that shit again.
-Let me go!

00:20:10.040 --> 00:20:12.280 align:center
Ah, fuck! You fucker!

00:20:12.360 --> 00:20:13.399 align:center
Fuck!

00:20:17.919 --> 00:20:18.760 align:center
You all right?

00:20:18.840 --> 00:20:20.560 align:center
I'm fine, Eduardo.

00:20:26.440 --> 00:20:28.600 align:center
Just spit it out. What is it?

00:20:29.800 --> 00:20:30.919 align:center
Uh…

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I was, uh, just by your house, and…

00:20:37.520 --> 00:20:40.320 align:center
I saw that, uh…
that detective Paula was there.

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That's nothing new.
Poor woman thinks my dad was involved.

00:20:45.560 --> 00:20:48.280 align:center
It's all so fucked up. It's so fucked.

00:20:48.960 --> 00:20:52.080 align:center
Can you imagine
if somebody you love disappeared?

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I'd be a fucking mess after that.

00:20:57.480 --> 00:20:59.480 align:center
I mean, you don't get past it.

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Is there anything from my dad?

00:21:09.159 --> 00:21:10.080 align:center
Where's your mother?

00:21:10.159 --> 00:21:11.600 align:center
She's working, Mister.

00:21:28.360 --> 00:21:29.880 align:center
My dear family,

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I miss you all so much.

00:21:32.200 --> 00:21:34.080 align:center
The work here is tough.

00:21:35.720 --> 00:21:39.000 align:center
I met someone who promised
to help me get my papers.

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And when that happens,

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I can get a better job

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and bring you all here
so that we can be together.

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I know it's not much money,

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but I want you
to buy something for yourselves.

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A toy for Eduardo.

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And a new blouse for you, my love.

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Eduardo, your mother told me
that you've been a good boy.

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Your father is very proud of you
for being so strong.

00:22:09.600 --> 00:22:11.399 align:center
I miss you so much.

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Sending lots of love.

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NIGHT VIGILANTES

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Where're you hiding
the coke and the money?

00:22:48.760 --> 00:22:49.919 align:center
I swear--

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Look at this guy.
You must be over the moon.

00:23:38.040 --> 00:23:42.520 align:center
You kill someone,
you get three years. Huh!

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Me, I get betrayed by a goddamned snitch,

00:23:45.840 --> 00:23:48.200 align:center
I get ten years. Wanna explain that to me?

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It's called voluntary manslaughter,
Article 133.

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Which means if you kill someone
with a motive of relevant social value,

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your sentence becomes less severe.

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A crime punishable by a sentence
of one to five years.

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-It's been three years. Can you count?
-You're smart.

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Let's give you a little parting gift--

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Fuck!

00:24:17.360 --> 00:24:18.760 align:center
Ah, fuck.

00:24:33.880 --> 00:24:36.399 align:center
-Okay, all phones on do not disturb?
-Yeah.

00:24:36.480 --> 00:24:38.720 align:center
Sílvia, mine's on vibrate.
Text if you need me.

00:24:38.800 --> 00:24:40.000 align:center
Okay.

00:24:40.080 --> 00:24:41.520 align:center
Okay, hoods on, everybody.

00:24:45.080 --> 00:24:47.480 align:center
Dude, Carlinhos, how come
you're always on some bullshit?

00:24:47.560 --> 00:24:48.880 align:center
There's a pompom on your head.

00:24:48.960 --> 00:24:50.520 align:center
You're the ones picking basic shit.

00:24:50.600 --> 00:24:52.560 align:center
The pink pompom's a lot.
It's always something.

00:24:52.640 --> 00:24:54.200 align:center
Dude, come on, Rafael.

00:25:02.760 --> 00:25:03.720 align:center
Okay.

00:25:05.840 --> 00:25:07.320 align:center
Okay, let's go.

00:25:07.399 --> 00:25:09.800 align:center
Carlinhos, hang on a second.
I have to tell you something.

00:25:09.880 --> 00:25:12.880 align:center
They were looking for singers
for a TV show, I put your name in.

00:25:13.480 --> 00:25:14.360 align:center
You're telling me now?

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Go.

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-Go, go!
-Jesus!

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-Dude, quiet!
-I know.

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Done.

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Quiet.

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We're in.

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-Cover your fucking face up, dude.
-What?

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Fuck.

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Shh.

00:26:42.240 --> 00:26:43.720 align:center
Shh.

00:26:48.360 --> 00:26:50.960 align:center
Upstairs? Upstairs.

00:26:53.960 --> 00:26:56.080 align:center
Shh.

00:27:25.159 --> 00:27:26.520 align:center
Rise and shine.

00:27:30.360 --> 00:27:32.240 align:center
Get up. Are you deaf, dude?

00:27:33.760 --> 00:27:35.640 align:center
Is this guy fucking high or something?

00:27:41.560 --> 00:27:42.520 align:center
The fuck?

00:27:42.600 --> 00:27:44.040 align:center
What the hell?

00:28:04.640 --> 00:28:07.280 align:center
Hey, Rafael! Where you going?
The fuck are you going, dude?

00:28:07.360 --> 00:28:09.159 align:center
Over there, real quick.

00:28:09.240 --> 00:28:10.280 align:center
Shit!

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Fuck!

00:28:33.480 --> 00:28:36.640 align:center
Hey. Stay here, okay? Don't go anywhere.

00:28:52.560 --> 00:28:54.000 align:center
Fuck me!

00:29:08.679 --> 00:29:10.360 align:center
Fuck this.

00:29:44.080 --> 00:29:45.360 align:center
Catch me if you can

00:29:45.439 --> 00:29:47.320 align:center
-Catch me
-Catch me

00:29:47.399 --> 00:29:49.120 align:center
-Catch me
-Catch me

00:29:49.199 --> 00:29:52.280 align:center
Work harder, work smarter
That's how we do it j

00:29:52.840 --> 00:29:54.520 align:center
-Catch me
-Catch me

00:29:54.600 --> 00:29:56.439 align:center
-Catch me
-Catch me

00:29:56.520 --> 00:29:59.120 align:center
Go faster, go farther
Try and catch me…

00:30:12.360 --> 00:30:13.879 align:center
Fucking shit!

00:30:13.959 --> 00:30:15.080 align:center
Fuck, dude.

00:30:24.919 --> 00:30:25.800 align:center
Man…

00:30:27.639 --> 00:30:28.879 align:center
Nobody needs to get hurt.

00:30:29.720 --> 00:30:30.919 align:center
I disagree.

00:31:47.480 --> 00:31:49.080 align:center
The fuck is this?

00:31:53.600 --> 00:31:55.159 align:center
Fucking shit. Fuck.

00:32:12.840 --> 00:32:15.360 align:center
"You have to get out of there.
Two guys just went in."

00:32:20.560 --> 00:32:21.520 align:center
Fuck!

00:32:22.120 --> 00:32:23.199 align:center
-Fucking shit!
-Calm down.

00:32:23.280 --> 00:32:26.240 align:center
-What the fuck is going on right now?
-Be cool, be cool! Easy.

00:32:26.959 --> 00:32:28.040 align:center
Fuck.

00:32:41.520 --> 00:32:42.439 align:center
Mmm.

00:32:49.760 --> 00:32:53.080 align:center
All the birds are flying
in the wrong direction.

00:32:54.560 --> 00:32:56.840 align:center
That's a bad omen right there, man.

00:32:57.480 --> 00:32:59.000 align:center
Look, that's the guy.

00:33:03.240 --> 00:33:04.800 align:center
What the fuck is he doing?

00:33:07.520 --> 00:33:09.800 align:center
Come on, let's go.

00:33:10.879 --> 00:33:13.080 align:center
Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:33:19.000 --> 00:33:21.120 align:center
You fucking shit! Come out here!

00:33:21.199 --> 00:33:23.639 align:center
Your idol sure is a lucky fucker. Come on.

00:33:24.199 --> 00:33:25.679 align:center
It's not gonna happen.

00:33:25.760 --> 00:33:28.480 align:center
I'm not gonna leave
till I find out where you put my daughter!

00:33:28.560 --> 00:33:30.159 align:center
You hear me, motherfucker?

00:33:36.480 --> 00:33:37.399 align:center
Shh.

00:33:38.000 --> 00:33:39.560 align:center
What do we do now?

00:33:40.879 --> 00:33:42.159 align:center
Now?

00:33:42.240 --> 00:33:44.760 align:center
Go grab him
while there's some distraction.

00:33:47.040 --> 00:33:48.280 align:center
Come on, let's go.

00:33:54.159 --> 00:33:57.240 align:center
I'm so confused, dude.
What the fuck is happening right now?

00:33:57.320 --> 00:33:59.719 align:center
Shut up! Shut the fuck up,
or I'll shoot you both--

00:33:59.800 --> 00:34:01.919 align:center
-Calm down, please. Calm down.
-Hey, hey. Careful.

00:34:02.000 --> 00:34:03.480 align:center
Oh. Oh, shit!

00:34:06.320 --> 00:34:07.159 align:center
Hello.

00:34:08.319 --> 00:34:09.799 align:center
I've got him right here, sir.

00:34:13.560 --> 00:34:15.199 align:center
Hello, motherfucker.

00:34:16.600 --> 00:34:19.480 align:center
I don't know who this is, I have no idea.

00:34:19.560 --> 00:34:21.719 align:center
Who is this? I'm sorry, I-- I don't know.

00:34:21.799 --> 00:34:22.639 align:center
Who's this?

00:34:22.719 --> 00:34:24.679 align:center
You don't remember me, huh?

00:34:24.760 --> 00:34:26.000 align:center
Memorize this name,

00:34:26.080 --> 00:34:28.120 align:center
since it's the last thing
you're gonna hear.

00:34:28.199 --> 00:34:30.080 align:center
Bruno Frutuoso.

00:34:30.799 --> 00:34:33.839 align:center
I don't… B-B-Bruno Frutuoso?

00:34:33.920 --> 00:34:35.560 align:center
Fuck, dude, who are you?

00:34:36.159 --> 00:34:37.679 align:center
What the fuck? I don't know you.

00:34:37.760 --> 00:34:40.760 align:center
-You know the name Bruno Frutuoso, guys?
-Fuck no, dude.

00:34:41.639 --> 00:34:42.520 align:center
I'm sorry.

00:34:43.120 --> 00:34:45.360 align:center
-Bruno Frutuoso? That's Badocha.
-Ah.

00:34:45.440 --> 00:34:47.440 align:center
-Fuck, is this Badocha?
-Badocha called you?

00:34:47.520 --> 00:34:50.400 align:center
You fucking piece of shit!
Don't ever fucking call me Badocha!

00:34:54.280 --> 00:34:55.120 align:center
Fucking shit.

00:34:55.199 --> 00:34:58.440 align:center
Let me just say,
before I shoot you in the fucking head,

00:34:58.520 --> 00:35:00.480 align:center
that I'm a huge fan
of your work, all right?

00:35:00.560 --> 00:35:01.640 align:center
Yeah.

00:35:01.720 --> 00:35:04.560 align:center
This isn't personal. We're just doing it
for the money, but now it's time.

00:35:04.640 --> 00:35:05.680 align:center
No, no, no, no.

00:35:05.760 --> 00:35:07.080 align:center
-Let's do it.
-Come on.

00:35:07.160 --> 00:35:09.440 align:center
Just wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait, wait, please.

00:35:10.040 --> 00:35:11.440 align:center
You want cash, right?

00:35:12.360 --> 00:35:15.600 align:center
This guy's got something
really fucking valuable in his house.

00:35:15.680 --> 00:35:17.040 align:center
We're professionals, man!

00:35:17.120 --> 00:35:19.600 align:center
500,000 euros. Minimum.

00:35:22.640 --> 00:35:27.560 align:center
How much is Badocha paying you, huh?
The money you'll get from this a lot more.

00:35:27.640 --> 00:35:30.319 align:center
It makes sense. Right?

00:35:31.240 --> 00:35:33.120 align:center
Oh, really? Where is it?

00:35:33.200 --> 00:35:35.920 align:center
-Huh?
-Let us go. I'll show you.

00:35:38.960 --> 00:35:41.040 align:center
And I want a cigarette. Please.

00:35:45.080 --> 00:35:46.080 align:center
Yeah?

00:35:51.720 --> 00:35:53.240 align:center
Ah, let's see.

00:35:55.319 --> 00:35:57.400 align:center
This knot's fucking tight.

00:35:58.360 --> 00:36:00.440 align:center
Let's fucking go.

00:36:00.520 --> 00:36:03.520 align:center
-Who tied this shit like this?
-Come the fuck on.

00:36:04.200 --> 00:36:06.360 align:center
Fuck me. Fuck this bullshit!

00:36:12.799 --> 00:36:14.200 align:center
Whoo!

00:36:18.799 --> 00:36:19.760 align:center
Fuck yeah.

00:36:26.600 --> 00:36:29.040 align:center
Line up, let's go. Move it!

00:36:29.120 --> 00:36:31.520 align:center
-Fuck, okay! Fuck.
-Calm down.

00:36:34.160 --> 00:36:36.799 align:center
Stay here with him, yeah? Go!

00:36:43.799 --> 00:36:45.920 align:center
What a night, huh?

00:36:46.000 --> 00:36:47.000 align:center
Yeah.

00:36:47.799 --> 00:36:49.960 align:center
Why don't you go
and pour a drink while we wait?

00:36:59.880 --> 00:37:02.799 align:center
Is it really true that you killed Arruda?

00:37:03.400 --> 00:37:05.600 align:center
And some dude in Fall River?

00:37:06.839 --> 00:37:07.680 align:center
Ah.

00:37:09.200 --> 00:37:12.400 align:center
And what happened
with the Brazilians, huh?

00:37:13.480 --> 00:37:14.799 align:center
What was that like?

00:37:21.760 --> 00:37:24.200 align:center
-I'm a fan.
-Yeah.

00:37:28.040 --> 00:37:29.480 align:center
It's right there.

00:37:31.120 --> 00:37:32.560 align:center
A piece of whale barf.

00:37:33.280 --> 00:37:34.359 align:center
You're shitting me.

00:37:35.720 --> 00:37:36.880 align:center
I told you, it's whale barf.

00:37:36.960 --> 00:37:39.480 align:center
-Are you fucking kidding me, dumbass?
-No, it's true! It's true.

00:37:39.560 --> 00:37:41.960 align:center
This stuff goes for a fortune.
Any perfumer will buy it.

00:37:42.040 --> 00:37:44.240 align:center
500,000, minimum.

00:37:44.319 --> 00:37:46.839 align:center
So, what happened with the Brazilians?

00:37:47.720 --> 00:37:49.520 align:center
Well, at first, they kidnapped us.

00:37:50.120 --> 00:37:51.720 align:center
They put us all inside a van, and…

00:38:09.680 --> 00:38:10.600 align:center
Oh.

00:38:12.680 --> 00:38:15.240 align:center
-What's that? What is this?
-I don't know! I don't know!

00:38:15.319 --> 00:38:16.440 align:center
Don't you fucking move!

00:38:16.520 --> 00:38:19.920 align:center
-I have nothing to do with this!
-Don't fucking move! Don't move, dude!

00:38:20.000 --> 00:38:21.319 align:center
Fuck me!

00:38:24.600 --> 00:38:25.440 align:center
Oh, my God.

00:38:26.799 --> 00:38:27.640 align:center
Fuck.

00:38:27.720 --> 00:38:29.319 align:center
What the fuck's going on?

00:38:34.600 --> 00:38:36.480 align:center
Oh, fuck.

00:38:46.319 --> 00:38:48.200 align:center
-Fuck!
-What are you doing in here, Sílvia?

00:38:48.720 --> 00:38:50.880 align:center
-Oh, fuck. Let's go.
-Fuck's going on?

00:38:56.520 --> 00:38:58.480 align:center
Let's fucking go!

00:38:58.560 --> 00:39:00.359 align:center
Just start the fucking car, Sílvia!
Step on it!

00:39:03.080 --> 00:39:05.400 align:center
Billy Bob! Billy Bob!

00:39:05.480 --> 00:39:06.920 align:center
Shh! Shh!

00:39:07.000 --> 00:39:08.319 align:center
Shh!

00:39:11.280 --> 00:39:12.280 align:center
Let go, you fuck!

00:39:20.440 --> 00:39:21.520 align:center
Fuck!

00:39:25.520 --> 00:39:27.720 align:center
-No, wait.
-What is this?

00:39:28.839 --> 00:39:30.880 align:center
That's it. Let's go.

00:39:30.960 --> 00:39:32.960 align:center
Let's go. Oh, shit.

00:39:49.400 --> 00:39:51.720 align:center
How many fingerprints can one place have?

00:39:52.440 --> 00:39:54.240 align:center
We don't even need prints.

00:39:54.760 --> 00:39:55.600 align:center
Look.

00:39:56.560 --> 00:39:58.560 align:center
They basically signed their name.
e have?