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Why is everyone staring
at my rainbow sari like that?

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This is my gay pride look, people.

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If you love your gay friend,
and want to support them like I do

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then please take
a #Gaylfie with them.

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And upload it on all social media
pages. Everywhere!

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Why are you people
getting worried, unnecessarily?

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This social media and all
is utter nonsense.

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We need something that

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goes straight to the ministers'
minds from the people's hearts.

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[Phones ringing]

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I have received 6,500 missed calls
so far.

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If I don't support this bill,
I will surely lose.

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- Aye!
- Aye!

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Aye! Aye!

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[Tanya laughs]

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[Title Montage]

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[Music playing]

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This...

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Are you planning to get us killed?
This new prime minister...

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What? New prime minister?

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- We will get trapped!
- New prime minister.

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Quiet. Keep quiet.
What are you doing, Gullu?

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How can I calm down?
I will get trapped.

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Keep calm, Gullu.
You have done this before.

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- No, but...
- Hear me out.

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Why are you getting nervous?

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I am here. And listen, we're
giving you Rs. 5 lakhs, right?

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I am here to handle it all.

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[Applauding]

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- Hello.
- [Ashok] The job is done, ma'am.

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What, Ashok?

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You called your relatives
to have Tanya kidnapped!

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Yes, ma'am.
They're from my village Wasseypur.

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But, ma'am, they are
thorough professionals.

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The business of abducting grooms
in Bihar during the wedding season

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is actually their monopoly.
[Ashok laughs]

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Tanya is no ordinary minister,
but the prime minister.

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And she is guarded at all times
throughout the day.

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Yes, ma'am,
but you seem to have forgotten

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that we are in-charge
of Tanya's security.

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Ma'am, these four
will kidnap her

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and force her to sign
the resignation letter.

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She will be sent back to UK,
from where we brought her.

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Ma'am, Sunday
is Tanya's spa-day.

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On that day,
we'll have her abducted.

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[Music playing]

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[Cell phone vibrating]

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Hello.

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Will I have to introduce another
bill to meet the Prime Minister?

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Prime Minister is always available
for her subjects.

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Well, in that case, I can
have dinner with the PM tonight.

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Depends! I am on a Keto diet.
Today is a No-Carbs Sunday.

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Madam Prime Minister,
you don't have to worry about that.

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Actually, I know a few
interesting ways to burn calories.

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See you tonight.

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See you tonight.

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[Chuckles]

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[Music playing]

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Oh! Ma'am, where are you going?

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There was no update of your plan
in your security details.

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Oh, I don't need any security
tonight, Mr. Ashok.

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Actually, you all may leave.
Take a day off today.

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Hey, no. Wait... What?

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Ma'am, what are you doing?

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You need to have security
at all times.

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You cannot just change
your programmes like that.

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Today is your spa-day.
Both masseuses are waiting for you.

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So, enjoy spa.

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Oops. I totally forgot.

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You know what, Mr. Ashok?
Why don't you do it today?

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It's great
for your blood circulation.

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What if you grow
some hair on your head?

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You caught my weak nerve.

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You should try my favorite
protein-based health spa.

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You'll totally see the difference.

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But, ma'am, I cannot let you go.

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You are the Prime Minister
of this country.

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We cannot put your life at risk.
Sorry, ma'am. Please.

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[Music playing]

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No, ma'am. No!

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[Ricky] See, check it out.

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Guess what!

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Prime Minister can go for a
nuclear war but not a dinner date.

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What!

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What happened, baby?

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T, PM cannot go on a date
but Tanya can.

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But I am the PM.
What did you think?

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No, no! You don't understand.
Just think about it.

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What?

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Think about it, guys.

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[Music playing]

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Yes, ma'am.

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Hi, Mr. Ashok.
We have a change of plan.

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And we're going out to jog.

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But, ma'am, you just jogged.

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Yes, but my 15,000 steps
are not completed yet.

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Ma'am, what about the people
who have come for your spa?

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Send them to me
after we return.

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Cool? Okay, BN.

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[Music playing]

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Bye!

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Ma'am, shall I send
the spa people?

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[Shrieks]

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Why did you come inside?

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Why are you looking there?
The AC is not working there.

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What are you looking at?
Get out!

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- Close the door.
- [Door closes]

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[Man] A van has come.
What is to be done?

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Yes, give security clearance.

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You know, I am a little old-school.

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I think that when something
is cooked on low flame

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it becomes more delectable.

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[Sachin] Taste lingers longer.

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[Laughs]

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Let's just say, I like
cooking on slow fire.

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You know, Sachin, I think
I'm more of a salad girl.

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Do you understand
the meaning of sub-text?

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Uh...

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I understand the meaning of text.

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It is what you have been
sending me since a few days.

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Sub-text is something that hides
the meaning of something relatable.

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[Sachin] Anyway, never mind.

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I guess, I should be asking you
directly, what I want to ask.

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Give me your hand.

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Oh!
[Tanya chuckles]

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Oh!

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Tanya, when I met you
for the first time

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I didn't think much of you.

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But you know,
in the past few months

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I've realized that there is
some connection between us.

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Which language are you speaking?

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Because you know, to me,
it sounds a lot like...

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awesome!

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Is that a yes or a no?

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It's sub-text.

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[Music playing]

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[Humming]

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[Beeps]

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Sprinkle some water.

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Ah!

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Whom have you brought?
You made a grave mistake!

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Hey, who are you?

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Who are you?

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I will tell you.

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Yes? Did you get
the resignation signed?

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Look, we have made
a mistake, by mistake.

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W-What is the problem?

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Actually, they abducted
some other girl.

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What?

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Actually, she had a mud pack
on her face, so we got confused.

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All right, sir.
Give us 50% this time.

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Are you out of your mind?
50%?

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I will have you people
encountered instead.

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But, sir...

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Crazy people!
[Disconnects]

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Darn!

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He hung up on me.

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[Woman] What! How is that possible?

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Listen, we have done our job.

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And we should get
at least half the money.

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Be grateful
that our lives are spared.

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Listen to me, Mom.

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We won't get any money now.

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Look at her.

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She is so beautiful, isn't she?

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At least talk about my marriage
with her.

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Are you crazy?
Look at her from top to bottom.

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She has imbibed
the western culture.

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Will she be able
to adapt our lifestyle?

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But I will be so happy, Mom.

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Silly boy.

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I-I think, they want you to marry
this boy.

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- Uh...
- Yeah.

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Uh-huh!

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No f*****g way!

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Please agree. Look, all the
wedding arrangements are made.

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We're just waiting
for you to say yes.

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Have you looked at yourself in a mirror?
I swear to God...

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if I was born
with a face like yours,

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I'd, like, totally sue my parents.

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Hey, ma'am,

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stop blabbering
in English, okay?

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I understand everything.
I'm not stupid.

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Shut up and marry him
or get shot in the head.

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What are you doing?
She's going to be my wife.

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What happened?

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Let her be alive
or my son will become a widower.

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Let her be.

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Yes. Okay.
You want money, right?

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You give me the phone,

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I'll make a call
and you'll have a lot of money.

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I promise.

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And what if I don't
get any money?

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"I will marry you
and make you my wife!"

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"I will marry you
and make you my wife!"

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[Music playing]

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[Cell phone vibrating]

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I think, my phone's ringing.

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That's okay.

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[Sachin] No, no!

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[Tanya laughing]

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Meera!

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Hi, Meera.

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Hey, babe. We've been kidnapped
by an Indian rural family.

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What the hell!

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Okay, listen. Just send
Mr. Ashok with Rs. 8 lakhs.

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And please hurry up.
Okay, bye.

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Quickly! Quickly!

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Well done.

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Now, if Mr. Ashok
doesn't come with Rs. 8 lakhs,

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you will be doomed.

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I need to call Mr. Ashok.

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Listen, no, no!
Give me the phone.

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- Why?
- No, listen.

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We cannot call Mr. Ashok.

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If someone finds out
that we both are here

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and you dodged your security,
we'll be in trouble.

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Our parties will go berserk.

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Listen, you could lose your office.

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I might even be fired
from my party.

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Listen, this is not an option.

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What do I do? Let them die?

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Delete them
from my social networking pages?

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Listen.

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You must save
Meera and Ricky on your own.

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Me?

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It looks like they might be
over there.

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Maybe there.
Meera sent me the location.

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It shows that it's somewhere
around here.

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It's there!

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You did it. Yes.

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[Knocking on the door]

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Open it. It seems, he's here.

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I think, that's Mr. Ashok.

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[Door opens]

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Oh, my God!

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[Music playing]

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- Don't move, ma'am.
- [Sachin] Easy on her.

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Dad, now, we'll have
our Rs. 8 lakhs, right?

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He's been bad at math
since he was little.

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He would always fail in math.

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You idiot, now we will get
double, and not just Rs. 8 lakhs.

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Let me call him.

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Hey, don't move.

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[Cell phone vibrating]

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Mom, he didn't answer my call.

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What do I do?
Kill all four of them?

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- No!
- No!

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We're kidnappers,
not murderers.

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I cannot do such a thing.

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Son, I say, let them go.

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- Yes, leave me.
- Let us go.

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What are you talking about?

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If we let them go,
the police will track us down.

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What did I want? That I have
a small house of my own in Patna.

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[Man] Kidnappers can have dreams,
can't they?

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Of course, you can. I believe,
everyone should have a home.

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Whether it's a murderer
or a kidnapper.

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[All laughing]

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Yes!

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Really?

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You will get us
a government quarter?

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Of course! I'll provide
government jobs, salary,

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your own home and even
pension after retirement.

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But you must promise me

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that you will quit doing crimes.

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We've done it already.

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- Yes, we will!
- We have quit.

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We quit right now.
Listen, give me that.

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We have quit. Yes.

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And what about my marriage?
Will that be done?

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[Tanya laughs]

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Of course. I have
the perfect girl for you in mind.

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[Meera] Tanya!

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- I will f*****g kill you.
[Laughs]

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Not you, babe. Duh!

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Aruna!

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Welcome to our
Annual Meditation Camp.

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Today, we have all
gathered here

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to select someone
as the next candidate

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to become the prime minister.

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We have two names before us.

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Renowned minister and former PM
Ms. Priyamvada Thakur...

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[Applauding]

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...and the young Prime Minister
Ms. Tanya Thakur.

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Long live Tanya Thakur!

00:18:28.760 --> 00:18:30.680 align:center
Long live Tanya Thakur!

00:18:30.800 --> 00:18:32.680 align:center
Long live Tanya Thakur!

00:18:32.800 --> 00:18:34.760 align:center
Long live Tanya Thakur!

00:18:34.840 --> 00:18:36.920 align:center
Long live Tanya Thakur!

00:18:37.000 --> 00:18:38.560 align:center
Long live Tanya Thakur!

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Firstly, I would like to invite
our party president

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Ms. Priyamvada Thakur.

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[Cheering and clapping]

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Greetings, ladies and gentlemen.

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Before I begin my speech,
I wish to share some bad news.

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I was just informed

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that our dear Prime Minister
Tanya Thakur

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has decided to submit
her resignation.

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And this morning,
she returned to UK.

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[Indistinct murmuring]

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What is happening?

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Please be seated.
Please sit.

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'I am deeply saddened
while writing this.'

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'I am not capable of fulfilling all
my duties and responsibilities.'

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'Hence, I have decided
to resign.'

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'Your Principal Secretary,
Ashok Pandey.'

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Ashok...

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Are you resigning?

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This... This is not the letter.

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Long live Tanya Thakur!

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- Long live Tanya Thakur!
- Hi!

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May you long live, Tanya Thakur!

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May you long live, Tanya Thakur!

00:20:26.480 --> 00:20:28.440 align:center
May you long live, Tanya Thakur!

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May you long live, Tanya Thakur!

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Thank God that you changed
your decision.

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Everyone was just telling me

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that you were resigning
and going back to UK.

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[Laughs]

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What! Why, Grandma?
#ILoveMyJob.

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- Of course!
- Ms. Tanya, you scared all of us.

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So, without any delay,
let us begin voting.

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[Aruna] You need to write
one woman's name on the chit

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and put it in the ballot box.

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So where were you?

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Don't ask, Grandma.
I had the craziest night.

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Meera and Ricky
got kidnapped.

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Ricky and Meera?
Oh!

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Ms. Tanya, are you all right?

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Of course!

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By the way, I've found you
a very good-looking guy.

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[Music playing]

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[Bell dings]

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[Bell dings]

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The moment has come.

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I have the results with me.

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Ms. Tanya has received

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90 votes.

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Ms. Priyamvada has received...

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2 votes.

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[Cheering and applauding]
[Music playing]

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Sorry, ma'am.

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[Crackers bursting]

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Long live Tanya Thakur!

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Long live Tanya Thakur!

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In the elections of 2018,
the candidates for prime minister

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are Tanya Thakur
from Swatantrata Party

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and Sachin Ghatge
from Aam Insaan Party.

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[Cheering]

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Long live Sachin Ghatge!

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Long live Sachin Ghatge!

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Long live Sachin Ghatge!

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[TV reporter]
As per our sources,

00:22:51.920 --> 00:22:55.240 align:center
Tanya and Sachin are not
just political rivals

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but are real life lovers.

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Everything is fair
in love and war.

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Let us see
if this love-filled war

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will finish with love or rivalry.

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[Theme music playing]
or rivalry.