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[Music playing]

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Madam Prime Minister,
even our country wants peace.

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But the first condition
on the treaty is

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that our country should
stop sponsoring terrorism.

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What is the problem, sir?

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Ms. Tanya, if we do not have any
terrorist camps in our country

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how can the question arise
of handing them over to you?

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Please welcome
Azgar Bashir Carrim Dawood.

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[Tanya applauding]

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Who is this?

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He is a terrorist, sir.
He's from your country.

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Tomorrow, we'll be returning
your citizen to you

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at the press conference
before world media.

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What! What do we do now?
How do we get out of this?

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You should become the savior.

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[TV reporter] For the first time
in Indian history, together

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all neighbouring countries
signed the peace treaty.

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[Title Montage]

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You know, loving is so short.

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And forgetting?

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Forgetting is so long!

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Pablo Neruda.

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[Sighs]

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So, let's become strangers again.

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Sahil Ludhianvi.

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You can never go from my life.

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Do you get it? Never.

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- Aren't we something?
- No, we're not.

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We are not together.
It's all over, Ricky.

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What do you mean,
"It's all over?" and why?

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I need an explanation for it.
Tell me.

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You saw my dad's reaction
that day, didn't you?

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So?

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My dad will never accept
this relationship.

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But, Riyaz, he's your dad.

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I'm sure,
if you can make him understand...

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There is no chance.

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My dad has sacrificed
a lot for me.

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Can't I at least sacrifice
my love, for his sake?

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And what do I do?
What do I do?

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Just blink my eyes and forget you?

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That's what you want me to do?

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Ricky.

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I suggest, this is fine.

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Goodbye.

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Rizu.

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- What!
- Forever.

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Please!

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[Ricky] And Riyaz broke up with me.

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What problem did his dad
have with you?

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His dad has a very basic problem.

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That I'm a guy.

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He will never accept
his son's gay relationship, Tans.

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- Never!
- But why not?

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Because apparently, in this
country, being gay is a crime.

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Really?

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But why?

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Why?

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Don't you know anything
about Section 377?

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[Deep sighs]
Jesus!

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Who made you the PM?

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[Scoffs]

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Mr. Ashok.

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- Did you call for me, ma'am?
- Yes, Mr. Ashok.

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What is Section 377?

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Are you speaking
of IPC Section 377?

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Yes.

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Madam, according
to IPC Section 377

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the ones who engage
in unnatural sex activities

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are imprisoned for life
and this is a non-bailable offence.

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Unnatural sex?

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But how do they know
what unnatural sex is?

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Did Mother Nature tell them?

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[Ricky]
I'm sure, animals didn't tell them.

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Because almost all animals
have homosexual tendencies.

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Mr. Ashok, I think,
we need to change the law.

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Ma'am...

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at least consider our culture.

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Ex-squeeze me, Mr. Ashok.

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But according to Google

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homosexuality has always been
a part of our culture.

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That's is why,
many sites like Khajurao

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still depict many
homosexual positions.

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People will not accept this.

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So, tell me. How can
we change Section 377?

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Ma'am, to change the law,

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you need to introduce
a bill in the Parliament.

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You need to pay money
to change the law?

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Madam, the document to change a law
is called a bill in the Parliament.

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This document will be read,

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discussed, debated upon
and votes will be cast

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and this bill will become a law
if it receives majority votes.

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It's very difficult.

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Great! Sounds like a plan.

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Change is coming.

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Feeling determined.

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[Music playing]

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Stop crying.
We're politicians.

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We're officials. We're MPs.

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And if there is someone
who can change this law, it is us.

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We need to change people's
perspective, not just the law.

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Look, it won't be easy.

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It will be difficult.
In fact, very difficult.

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[Sniffs]

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But...

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I am strong.

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- Am I any less than anyone?
[Chuckles]

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[Man] Sir.

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Sachin, this fight
can last for years.

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Someone must start, right?

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Why not us?

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In fact, I was thinking of talking
to the PM about this today.

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Tanya Thakur?
That dumb chick?

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Riyaz, didn't you see how she
handled the terrorism case?

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For all you know,
she might help us in this.

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Very good.

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This means, opposition and the
government are joining hands again.

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What's going on, Sachin?

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[Kisses]

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Hey, shut up!
F**k...

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[Tanya] If the Cabinet
is good-looking,

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it will bring confidence.

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Confidence can lead
to fast decision-making.

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Fast decisions
can make them popular.

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Popularity will help them
get re-elected.

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Two, three, four, five, six.
Keep marching!

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Three, four and circle.

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Circle and turn it around.
And turn it the other way. Turn!

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Turn. Four...
And the other way around.

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And turn. One, two...

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Om!

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[Tanya] Good session, guys.

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Remember, a fit Cabinet is a...

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- [All] Hit Cabinet!
- Yes!

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[Bicycle bell rings]

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[Music playing]

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[Sachin] Madam Prime Minister...

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Madam Prime Minister...

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Madam Prime Minister...

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[Clears throat]

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Madam Prime Minister,

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firstly, I'd like
to apologize to you.

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I didn't know that you will prove
to be such a good PM.

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What? Like it's hard?

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[Laughs]

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Apology accepted.

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Sit.

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Ms, Tanya, I'm here
to discuss something important.

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Let me guess.
It's about Ricky and Riyaz, right?

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You know about this?

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Of course! Ricky is my BFF.

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I know everything.

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And this is happening...

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Because an age-old law
is still active in our country.

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Exactly.

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[Tanya] Not only is he adorable,
but he totally gets me.

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[Sachin] I am actually connecting
with Tanya Thakur.

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Unbelievable.

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You know, if we can overthrow
out-dated fashion

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then why not out-dated laws?

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- Right?
- Absolutely.

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I'm quite glad
that we're on the same page.

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When will we get on the same bed?

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Bill! Bill! I mean bill.
[Chuckles]

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I was thinking that
we should introduce a bill

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in the Parliament
as soon as possible.

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I completely agree.

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In fact, I have even thought
of a slogan.

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"Which law is the worst?
It's 377."

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"It's 377."

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- That's cute.
[Giggling]

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I mean, good.

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But before this bill is tabled

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you need to do something bigger.

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You must convince your grandma.

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Oh! Don't worry.
I'll talk to her today.

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What nonsense, Tanya!
Mr. Ashok mentioned

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that you want to decriminalize
Section 377.

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Are you out of your mind!

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Please, Grandma! This law
is just like bell-bottoms.

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Out-dated, terrible
and very tight on the a*s.

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According to Google,
this law was formed in 1860.

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I'm pretty sure, even you
weren't born at that time.

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Homosexuality is a mental disease.

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Your friend needs treatment.

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Treatment?
As in, treatment?

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Yes, treatment.

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[Laughs]

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Oh, Grandma! You're so naive.

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No treatment can turn someone
straight from gay, trust me.

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Many designer friends
of mine are gay.

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In fact,
I'll introduce you to them.

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All your doubts
will be cleared then.

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And I will introduce you
to Swami Dharamdas.

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He is a renowned yoga guru.

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He claims that he can get rid
of this disease.

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Grandma, what are you smoking?

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FYI, I want to legalize marijuana
after I legalize homosexuality.

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There are so many problems
in the country

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and you care
about such things?

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You should be ashamed.

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I will call Swami today.

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And if he cures your friend,

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you will have to forget
about this rubbish bill.

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And if that Swami loses,

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you'll have to give me permission to
take this bill to the Parliament.

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[Music playing]

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Swami can never lose.

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[Scoffs]

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So, from me...

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[Music playing]

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Patients, you don't have
to worry about it.

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Homosexuality is a mental disease
which is curable.

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By the way, this is
a 7-day course.

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From Homo to Hetero within 7 days.

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[All giggling]

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One minute. Do you mean, you'll
change their orientation in 7 days?

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Yes. Because everything
is in the mind.

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When we are attracted to someone,
we experience change in our body.

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[Swami] Our heart begins to race
and we perspire.

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And this is how we will test them.

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Really?

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Would you like to try, Tanya?

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Of course.

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[Beeps]

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[All chuckle]

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[Beeps]

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[Flatline]

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- Uh, he is not my type.
- [Meera] Yeah.

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So what is your type, Ms. Tanya?

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Um...

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[Romantic music playing]

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- [Swami clears throat]
- [Machine beeping]

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Okay! Tanzie!

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Wow! This really works.

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[Girls giggling]

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Sachin, why don't you try?

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[Riyaz] Yes, try it out.

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[Machine beeping]

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[All laughing]

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- Sachin!
- Oh!

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OMG! This is medical Tinder.

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Swami, can I try?

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Look at the person
whom you are attracted to.

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- I'm looking at him.
- [Machine beeping]

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[Swami clears throat]

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This is for you.

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Now show them
Sunny Leone's picture.

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[Flatline]

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This... This is a sign
of homosexuality.

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These people are not interested
in women.

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I will start treating them
from today itself.

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[Music playing]

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No, dear.

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This is simple food.

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This will purify your body.

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[Priyamvada] Swami, seven days are over.

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I am certain that you must have
cured these two boys.

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Absolutely.

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And now, I will use
these monitors.

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[Machine beeps]
[Swami chuckles]

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Please display a woman's
picture on the screen.

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- Sunny Leone!
[All laughing]

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- Wow, man!
[Machine beeping]

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[Ricky] Did you look at that?

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So cool!

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[Ricky] Rizu, look at that.

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I love that hair color!

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[Tanya laughing]

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What is happening, Swami?

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It seems, there is some
technical glitch. Let me check.

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Swami, why don't you try?

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Then, we'll know for sure.

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- Yes, sir. Go ahead.
- Come on, give it a try.

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[Ricky] Try it.

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He's been making us try
since ever.

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[Machine beeping]

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[Laughing loudly]

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[Man] Swami, was there really
a technical glitch?

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What is happening?

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[Sachin clears throat]

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What is happening, Swami?

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I trusted you unnecessarily.

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Get out of here.
Leave!

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- Oh! Goodbye.
- Goodbye.

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Oh, Grandma!
Sexuality is not a hairstyle

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that can be made straight
by using hot iron.

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It's like our fashion sense.
Born with it.

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And sorry, Grandma,
but you lost the challenge.

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So, you'll have to give me
the permission

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to introduce this bill
to the Parliament.

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[Priyamvada deep sighs]

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I agree that I lost.

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And you won.

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[Giggling]

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Permission granted.

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- Yes!
- Yes!

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[Music playing]

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[Indistinct chatter]

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Yes!

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- Which law is the worst?
- It's 377.

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It's 377. It's 377.

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It's 377. It's 377.

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Do you all think that I will
support Tanya's childish act?

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Absolutely not.

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You all didn't get it?

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Let me explain.

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Two birds hit with one stone.

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First Tanya...

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and then Sachin.

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Both will be gone.

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Then, you all will choose me
as your PM again, right?

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Ma'am, I'm getting goose-bumps.

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Tanya Thakur has once again
decided to change the country.

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But this time, she has taken up
a very serious matter.

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Decriminalizing Section 377.

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But the surprising thing is
that the opposition party,

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instead of the ruling party,
is supporting her.

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Is this a trick by the opposition
to defeat the ruling party?

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Will Tanya Thakur succeed in this
like she did with the peace treaty?

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Madam Speaker,

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it has been 70 years
since the British left.

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[Banging the desk]

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Yet, even today...

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there are a few
orthodox laws of theirs

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that still remain.
One such law is Section 377

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which I'd like to present to you.

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[People murmuring]

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With the agreement
of the Prime Minister

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I would like to present this bill
in the Parliament

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which will decriminalize
homosexuality.

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Should Mr. Sachin
introduce this bill?

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The ones in favour, say aye.

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Aye!

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- What are you doing?
- You...

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[Indistinct muttering]

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And the ones who oppose,
say no.

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- No!
- No!

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- No!
- No!

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e,
say no.