The new Prime Minister of the country. Respected Ms. Thakur.
Grandma, who is that?
Sachin Ghatge.
Opposition party leader.
When the prime ministers of our neighbouring countries will come
for the South-Asian Summit... then you
will not be able to survive there.
Did I just get, like, roasted for no reason?
These peace talks must fail anyhow, Ashok.
A sleeper cell of terrorists was caught in Delhi.
Can we meet him?
This guy?
[Chuckles] That's it?
Where is the rest of him?
Let me take a selfie.
This is our country's Prime Minister Tanya Thakur.
She is seen taking a selfie with the terrorist
Azgar Bashir Carrim Dawood of the neighboring country.
[Title Montage]
Hi, Mr. Aziz. Welcome to India.
Ma'am, this is not Prime Minister Aziz but his bodyguard.
I had shown you Mr. Aziz's picture.
[Camera shutters clicks rapidly]
Hi, real Mr. Aziz. Welcome to India and my party.
Nice to meet you.
Oh, hi! Nice to meet you.
[Camera shutters clicks rapidly]
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
[Applauding]
Based on a recent survey,
three out of four politicians have heart problems.
#JustSaying.
Hence, I have organized something special for you all at this summit.
Right over there.
[Tanya laughs]
Anyway, the point is, no tacky
only tacos, and that too whole wheat and gluten free.
[Man] Whoa!
Enjoy, everybody. Cheers!
What do you call an earthquake in Urdu?
Zalzala.
It's here.
- Ah! - Oh!
Good evening, Prime Minister.
Nice party.
Thanks.
By the way, I came here to thank you.
For the gluten-free food? You're welcome.
[Sighs]
To make my job, as an opposition leader, easy.
You see, people try hard to humiliate the prime minister.
But you... You make Donald Trump look smart.
And it's not a compliment.
But we all desperately await your summit.
You know, to know your thoughts
on issues like terrorism, Kashmir, economy...
Kashmir.
I hope you have heard this name.
I know everything about Kashmir.
Kashmir is like a pair of stilettos.
India has one shoe and Pakistan has the other.
And they both want each other's stiletto.
And next time, if you try to troll me in real life
I will take my entire PR team and troll you on SM in such a way
that you'll end up deleting all your accounts.
Okay, I'm sorry. What is this SM?
Social Media.
What are you, like, 40?
[Tanya chuckles]
Mr. Aziz, everyone else has signed this peace treaty.
Why should your country be left behind?
Come on, be a little competitive.
Go on. Sign it.
Madam Prime Minister, even our country wants peace.
But the first condition on the treaty is that
our country should stop sponsoring terrorism.
And this is unacceptable to us.
When you say that, do you mean villager?
[Man coughs]
Ms. Tanya, what I mean is, we are not ready.
But why?
It says here
"Our country will dismantle all terrorist camps"
"based in our country."
"It will also freeze bank accounts of all terrorist groups"
"operating out of our country."
"Our country will also hand over all terrorists to India,"
"involved in 26/11."
[Chuckles]
What is the problem, sir?
Ms. Tanya, if we do not have any terrorist camps in our country,
how can the question arise of handing them over to you?
I understand.
You're in denial.
That's right. In fact, Tanya has faced this too.
Oh!
- Yeah. - Yeah.
I too was in denial.
Good thing you reminded me.
When I was 18 years old, I had a boyfriend.
He would cheat on me all the time.
All my friends warned me about him.
But I didn't believe anyone.
Because just like you, I too was in denial.
Then one day, I caught him with my friend.
That day, I understood that denial is not just a river in Egypt.
Ms. Tanya, our country too is targeted by terrorists.
And you are accusing us of terrorism.
Too Much Urdu.
Accusation? This is not an accusation.
We have given you and your government
proof of this many times.
And all your proofs are inadmissible
in our court, Mr. Subramaniyam.
If you have something valid
then present it to us. We will talk about it.
And until this clause is on this treaty...
we are not going to sign this treaty. Excuse me, gentlemen.
[Gasps]
This happens every year, because of Pakistan and India.
Peace treaty can never be signed.
[Beeps]
Ma'am, everything happened the way you wanted.
Congratulations.
Ma'am, every channel and newspaper
has together destroyed Tanya.
That's it, Ashok.
I hope, a day comes
when people get so frustrated of this girl
that they come to me and ask me to be the PM again.
Don't worry, ma'am. It will happen.
It's possible that by the time the summit ends
Tanya's prime minister-ship ends.
Wait and watch.
[Doorbell rings]
Ricky, what happened to you? What are you doing here?
[Speaking in a foreign language]
[Speaking foreign language]
'I went mad in your love.'
'I was so lost that I became pure.'
You need an appointment, right?
How about an entire lifetime?
Okay. [Chuckles]
- I love you. - I love you!
[Music playing]
[Both laughing]
Riyaz!
Prime Minister.
You have arranged this special dinner for us.
We are very grateful to you.
Oh!
I just wanted to break the ice between us.
Yes.
Else, the headline tomorrow would've been,
"He's just not that into you."
[Tanya giggling]
- That's good. That's really good. - Thank you. Please sit.
Sure. Thank you.
Mr. Aziz.
Because this feast is for you
we have invited some special guests from your country.
Firstly, I would like to call
the famous Ghazal singer Ustaad Inayat Ali Khan.
- Oh! - He has personally come here.
[Clapping]
- Hello. - [Man] His son is also here.
Our second guest is the famous cricketer Moeen Ali
who now does commentary on an Indian TV Channel.
Wow!
Madam Prime Minister, if all guests have arrived
shall we begin the feast?
I just have one last guest left. He is from your country.
Perhaps, you don't know him but he knows you.
Is it?
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Azgar Bashir Carrim Dawood.
[Tanya clapping]
[Intense music playing]
Hi!
Hello, sir.
- [Ricky] ABCD, how are you? - Hi, cutie.
What the hell is this? What.. Who is this?
He is a terrorist, sir. He's from your country.
Our soldiers arrested him in Daryaganj.
What disgusting joke is this?
This is no joke. He is actually from your country.
[Azgar] Yes, sir.
I am from your village, let alone your city or country.
In fact, your father and my grandpa would go to school together.
I know that you don't know him.
But there are a few terrorist organizations in your country.
And he will send you the locations of them on your Whatsapp.
Those people want to send militants to India
who want to attack here.
Azgar has just one wish.
He wants to go back to his mother.
And he has promised me
that after this, he will conduct no attacks against India.
[Azgar] Hmm.
So, as a gesture of peace
we want to hand over Azgar back to you.
When you go back, please take Azgar with you.
What is this nonsense?
Madam Prime Minister,
you make any actor come here and say these things
and expect all of us here to believe it that he is our citizen.
Madam, this is not politics. This is not politics!
This is drama! Do you understand that?
No, sir. I swear by God that I am not lying.
I am really from your country and if you wish,
you can call my residence in everyone's presence.
Shut up. Keep quiet!
Mr. Aziz, why don't you call on this number?
Or accept the fact that this is valid evidence.
That terror camps do operate out of your country.
- Mr. Sarjane, I... - Mr. Aziz.
Please! Please try to understand.
This terrorism is eating up our entire region like termites.
- I agree... - I only request you
that you sign this peace treaty, please.
Or, I'm sorry to say
we will have to break all diplomatic relations with you.
What!
I'm afraid, Sri Lanka will have to do the same.
[Aziz] This...
This is utter nonsense. This is...
Why don't you understand? This is nonsense...
I'm sorry, but...
Uh, sir! Mr. Aziz.
What's the problem?
Madam Prime Minister, what is this?
Is this your hospitality?
You invite guests and insult them?
I don't understand, Mr. Aziz.
You should be happy
that tomorrow, we'll be returning your citizen to you
at the press conference before world media.
What!
What do we do now? How do we get out of this?
You should become the saviour.
If we do this, and sign the peace treaty
the entire country will call me a coward.
And if you are seen getting off an airplane
with a terrorist at Islamabad Airport, what will people think?
[Aziz sighs]
Madam Prime Minister, I wish to start afresh and forget
whatever differences we had.
In fact, I wish to give you a gift too.
- Is it a handbag? - No, ma'am.
It's more precious than a handbag.
I want to sign...
the peace treaty.
Get out!
That's amazing.
Since we've become friends, I would want a favour from you.
I want you to close this chapter of the terrorist.
What terrorist?
Ma'am, Azgar Bashir Carrim Dawood.
[Laughs]
I know, Mr. Aziz. It was a joke.
Duh-uh!
Bring it in.
Fist bump.
- Like this? - And we take it out.
You got it.
[TV reporter] For the first time in Indian history, together
all neighboring countries signed the peace treaty.
The surprising thing is that Pakistan signed it too.
Is this Prime Minister Tanya Thakur's intelligence
or some new trick of hers?
Or is it luck that worked at the right moment?
[Applauding]
Look, people will keep doubting Tanya Thakur's abilities.
Let us see what happens in elections.
Till then, keep watching me.
[Camera shutter clicks rapidly]
[Theme music playing] rapidly]