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The new Prime Minister of the
country. Respected Ms. Thakur.

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Grandma, who is that?

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Sachin Ghatge.

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Opposition party leader.

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When the prime ministers of our
neighbouring countries will come

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for the South-Asian Summit...
then you

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will not be able to survive there.

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Did I just get, like,
roasted for no reason?

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These peace talks
must fail anyhow, Ashok.

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A sleeper cell of terrorists
was caught in Delhi.

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Can we meet him?

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This guy?

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[Chuckles]
That's it?

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Where is the rest of him?

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Let me take a selfie.

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This is our country's
Prime Minister Tanya Thakur.

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She is seen taking
a selfie with the terrorist

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Azgar Bashir Carrim Dawood
of the neighboring country.

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[Title Montage]

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Hi, Mr. Aziz.
Welcome to India.

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Ma'am, this is not Prime Minister
Aziz but his bodyguard.

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I had shown you Mr. Aziz's picture.

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[Camera shutters clicks rapidly]

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Hi, real Mr. Aziz.
Welcome to India and my party.

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Nice to meet you.

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Oh, hi!
Nice to meet you.

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[Camera shutters clicks rapidly]

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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

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[Applauding]

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Based on a recent survey,

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three out of four politicians
have heart problems.

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#JustSaying.

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Hence, I have organized something
special for you all at this summit.

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Right over there.

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[Tanya laughs]

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Anyway, the point is, no tacky

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only tacos, and that too
whole wheat and gluten free.

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[Man] Whoa!

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Enjoy, everybody.
Cheers!

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What do you call an
earthquake in Urdu?

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Zalzala.

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It's here.

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- Ah!
- Oh!

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Good evening, Prime Minister.

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Nice party.

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Thanks.

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By the way,
I came here to thank you.

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For the gluten-free food?
You're welcome.

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[Sighs]

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To make my job,
as an opposition leader, easy.

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You see, people try hard to
humiliate the prime minister.

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But you...
You make Donald Trump look smart.

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And it's not a compliment.

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But we all desperately await
your summit.

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You know, to know
your thoughts

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on issues like terrorism,
Kashmir, economy...

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Kashmir.

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I hope you have heard
this name.

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I know everything
about Kashmir.

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Kashmir is like a pair
of stilettos.

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India has one shoe
and Pakistan has the other.

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And they both want
each other's stiletto.

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And next time, if you try
to troll me in real life

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I will take my entire PR team
and troll you on SM in such a way

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that you'll end up deleting
all your accounts.

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Okay, I'm sorry.
What is this SM?

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Social Media.

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What are you, like, 40?

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[Tanya chuckles]

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Mr. Aziz, everyone else
has signed this peace treaty.

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Why should your country
be left behind?

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Come on, be a little competitive.

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Go on. Sign it.

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Madam Prime Minister,
even our country wants peace.

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But the first condition
on the treaty is that

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our country should stop
sponsoring terrorism.

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And this is unacceptable to us.

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When you say that,
do you mean villager?

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[Man coughs]

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Ms. Tanya, what I mean is,
we are not ready.

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But why?

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It says here

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"Our country will dismantle
all terrorist camps"

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"based in our country."

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"It will also freeze bank accounts
of all terrorist groups"

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"operating out of our country."

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"Our country will also hand over
all terrorists to India,"

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"involved in 26/11."

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[Chuckles]

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What is the problem, sir?

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Ms. Tanya, if we do not have any
terrorist camps in our country,

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how can the question arise
of handing them over to you?

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I understand.

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You're in denial.

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That's right. In fact,
Tanya has faced this too.

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Oh!

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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I too was in denial.

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Good thing you reminded me.

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When I was 18 years old,
I had a boyfriend.

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He would cheat on me
all the time.

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All my friends warned me
about him.

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But I didn't believe anyone.

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Because just like you,
I too was in denial.

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Then one day, I caught him
with my friend.

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That day, I understood that denial
is not just a river in Egypt.

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Ms. Tanya, our country too
is targeted by terrorists.

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And you are accusing us
of terrorism.

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Too Much Urdu.

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Accusation?
This is not an accusation.

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We have given you
and your government

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proof of this many times.

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And all your proofs
are inadmissible

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in our court, Mr. Subramaniyam.

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If you have something valid

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then present it to us.
We will talk about it.

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And until this clause
is on this treaty...

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we are not going to sign
this treaty. Excuse me, gentlemen.

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[Gasps]

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This happens every year,
because of Pakistan and India.

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Peace treaty can never be signed.

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[Beeps]

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Ma'am, everything happened
the way you wanted.

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Congratulations.

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Ma'am, every channel
and newspaper

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has together destroyed Tanya.

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That's it, Ashok.

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I hope, a day comes

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when people get so frustrated
of this girl

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that they come to me
and ask me to be the PM again.

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Don't worry, ma'am.
It will happen.

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It's possible that by the time
the summit ends

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Tanya's prime minister-ship ends.

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Wait and watch.

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[Doorbell rings]

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Ricky, what happened to you?
What are you doing here?

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[Speaking in a foreign language]

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[Speaking foreign language]

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'I went mad in your love.'

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'I was so lost
that I became pure.'

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You need an appointment, right?

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How about an entire lifetime?

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Okay.
[Chuckles]

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- I love you.
- I love you!

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[Music playing]

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[Both laughing]

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Riyaz!

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Prime Minister.

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You have arranged
this special dinner for us.

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We are very grateful to you.

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Oh!

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I just wanted to break
the ice between us.

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Yes.

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Else, the headline
tomorrow would've been,

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"He's just not that into you."

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[Tanya giggling]

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- That's good. That's really good.
- Thank you. Please sit.

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Sure. Thank you.

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Mr. Aziz.

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Because this feast is for you

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we have invited some special
guests from your country.

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Firstly, I would like to call

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the famous Ghazal singer
Ustaad Inayat Ali Khan.

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- Oh!
- He has personally come here.

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[Clapping]

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- Hello.
- [Man] His son is also here.

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Our second guest is the famous
cricketer Moeen Ali

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who now does commentary
on an Indian TV Channel.

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Wow!

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Madam Prime Minister,
if all guests have arrived

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shall we begin the feast?

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I just have one last guest left.
He is from your country.

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Perhaps, you don't know him
but he knows you.

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Is it?

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Ladies and gentlemen, please
welcome Azgar Bashir Carrim Dawood.

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[Tanya clapping]

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[Intense music playing]

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Hi!

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Hello, sir.

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- [Ricky] ABCD, how are you?
- Hi, cutie.

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What the hell is this? What..
Who is this?

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He is a terrorist, sir.
He's from your country.

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Our soldiers arrested him
in Daryaganj.

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What disgusting joke is this?

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This is no joke.
He is actually from your country.

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[Azgar] Yes, sir.

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I am from your village,
let alone your city or country.

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In fact, your father and my grandpa
would go to school together.

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I know that you don't know him.

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But there are a few terrorist
organizations in your country.

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And he will send you the locations
of them on your Whatsapp.

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Those people want to send
militants to India

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who want to attack here.

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Azgar has just one wish.

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He wants to go back to his mother.

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And he has promised me

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that after this, he will conduct
no attacks against India.

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[Azgar] Hmm.

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So, as a gesture of peace

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we want to hand over Azgar
back to you.

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When you go back,
please take Azgar with you.

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What is this nonsense?

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Madam Prime Minister,

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you make any actor
come here and say these things

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and expect all of us here to
believe it that he is our citizen.

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Madam, this is not politics.
This is not politics!

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This is drama!
Do you understand that?

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No, sir. I swear by God
that I am not lying.

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I am really from your country
and if you wish,

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you can call my residence
in everyone's presence.

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Shut up. Keep quiet!

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Mr. Aziz, why don't you call
on this number?

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Or accept the fact that
this is valid evidence.

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That terror camps do operate
out of your country.

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- Mr. Sarjane, I...
- Mr. Aziz.

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Please! Please try to understand.

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This terrorism is eating up
our entire region like termites.

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- I agree...
- I only request you

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that you sign
this peace treaty, please.

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Or, I'm sorry to say

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we will have to break
all diplomatic relations with you.

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What!

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I'm afraid, Sri Lanka
will have to do the same.

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[Aziz] This...

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This is utter nonsense.
This is...

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Why don't you understand?
This is nonsense...

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I'm sorry, but...

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Uh, sir! Mr. Aziz.

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What's the problem?

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Madam Prime Minister, what is this?

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Is this your hospitality?

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You invite guests
and insult them?

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I don't understand, Mr. Aziz.

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You should be happy

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that tomorrow, we'll be
returning your citizen to you

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at the press conference
before world media.

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What!

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What do we do now?
How do we get out of this?

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You should become the saviour.

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If we do this,
and sign the peace treaty

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the entire country
will call me a coward.

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And if you are seen
getting off an airplane

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with a terrorist at Islamabad
Airport, what will people think?

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[Aziz sighs]

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Madam Prime Minister,
I wish to start afresh and forget

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whatever differences we had.

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In fact, I wish to give you
a gift too.

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- Is it a handbag?
- No, ma'am.

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It's more precious than a handbag.

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I want to sign...

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the peace treaty.

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Get out!

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That's amazing.

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Since we've become friends, I would
want a favour from you.

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I want you to close this chapter
of the terrorist.

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What terrorist?

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Ma'am, Azgar Bashir Carrim Dawood.

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[Laughs]

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I know, Mr. Aziz.
It was a joke.

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Duh-uh!

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Bring it in.

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Fist bump.

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- Like this?
- And we take it out.

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You got it.

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[TV reporter] For the first time
in Indian history, together

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all neighboring countries
signed the peace treaty.

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The surprising thing is that
Pakistan signed it too.

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Is this Prime Minister
Tanya Thakur's intelligence

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or some new trick of hers?

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Or is it luck
that worked at the right moment?

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[Applauding]

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Look, people will keep doubting
Tanya Thakur's abilities.

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Let us see what happens
in elections.

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Till then, keep watching me.

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