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[TV reporter] Will malpractices
and corruption

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take down
Ms. Priyamvada Thakur's reign?

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We need a young leader
who has a clean image.

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- Hi, beggar!
- [Ricky] Hi!

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- Help The Homeless?
- Yes.

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I've spotted some homeless people
and I'd like to help them.

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[Screaming]

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[Tanya] I think
I'm being kidnapped.

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No!

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My name is Priyamvada Thakur.

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And you, Tanya,
are my only granddaughter.

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Okay.

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You will become the next
Prime Minister of the country.

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[Chuckles]

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Did you smoke
Ricky's doobie?

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#PMOIndia.

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[TV reporter] The Swatantrata Party
representative from Sumerpur is...

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Ms. Tanya Thakur.

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Yes!

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[Title Montage]

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[TV reporter] This is my show!
This is my country!

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Jai Hind! I'm very, very angry!

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Because Tanya Thakur,
a 25-year-old girl

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has come to India for the first
time and wants to be the PM here.

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Tanya Thakur,
let's look at your profiles.

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You are an Indian citizen
based in London.

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What is in your profile that
qualifies you to be the next PM?

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Tell me, right now.

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Well, both my profiles
are good.

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But I think I prefer the right.

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- [Priyamvada giggling]
- Ms. Tanya Thakur, answer us.

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You have no experience in politics.

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Yet you feel that you can win
the by-elections of the country.

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By-elections?

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More like, Hi-elections.

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This is my first time.
I'm like an election virgin.

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Your cuteness won't
affect me, at least.

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Tell me, if you win the elections
through your grandma's seat,

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what will be
the first step that you will take?

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When the media asks you what your
first step will be when you are the PM,

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what will you say?

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[Tanya] This one.

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[Exhales]

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Because the nail paint
on the other leg is chipped.

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No.

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You will say that you will bring
black money back.

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Say it.

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I will bring black money back
and eradicate corruption.

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Our politicians have been promising

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and trying to bring it back,
for 70 years.

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You tell me, how will you bring
black money back?

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- In an aeroplane! Duh!
- What?

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Ma'am, if this girl becomes the PM
for six months,

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people will say that if
the good days are such

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then the old bad days
were fine for them.

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This is not a joke,
Tanya Thakur.

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This is my show!
This is not a joke.

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Does he have a memory problem?

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[Softly] Why does he repeat
the same thing every time?

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[Man] I dare you to say that again.

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I double, triple dare you
to say that again, Tanya Thakur.

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What are you? Like five?

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Are we done here?
Shall we have a morning selfie?

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[Cat meows]

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[Clicks]

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[Woman VO] This is smooth!

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[Woman] I have heard that you'll be
fighting elections from Sumerpur.

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Are you prepared?

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[Tanya] Like, totally!

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I have even practiced
my hand wave.

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See.

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[Laughing]

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Fantastic!

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You know, even if you lose
the elections

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your job as a fashion blogger
will always be yours.

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Oh! You guys are so sweet!

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I'm going to miss you guys!

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All the best, Tanya. Keep uploading
photos on Insta and keep in touch.

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Okay, Bn. Muah!

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- Bn?
- Bye now.

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Bye now!

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Okay, bye.

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[Ricky] Boss, how long
to reach Sumerpur?

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Sir, it will take four hours.

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Four hours? Oh, God!

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But, you guys

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[Ricky] Okay!

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Driver, music.

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[Music playing]

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Yes!

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[Ashok] Ma'am, it's crucial
for Tanya to win the by-elections.

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Because if she doesn't
get elected

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she won't be able to fulfill the
criteria of being a Prime Minister.

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[Priyamvada] Don't worry, Ashok.

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Even if we have a statue
fighting elections from Sumerpur

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that will also win.

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[Rooster Crows]

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As you all know,
this is Ms. Aruna.

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She is a member of
Ms. Priyamvada's party

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and has been with our village
for 10 years.

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And today,
she has come here especially

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from Delhi to introduce Ms. Tanya.

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Thank you, Chieftain.

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Ms. Aruna, but why Ms. Tanya?
Why not someone like you?

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Perhaps, because I don't have
the name 'Thakur' with me.

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Anyway, you all may openly speak
to Ms. Tanya about your problems.

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All your problems
will be Tanya's responsibility.

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- [Car honking]
- [Aruna] Ms. Tanya has arrived.

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- Tanya Thakur!
- May she live long!

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- Tanya Thakur!
- May she live long!

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- Tanya Thakur!
- May she live long!

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- Tanya Thakur!
- May she live long!

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[Applauding]

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Whoa!

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What...

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[Ricky] Oh, my God!

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Ricks! Ricks,
check out her jewellery.

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[Screams]

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- This is beautiful.
- Thank you.

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- Got it!
- Did you get it?

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Cool.

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[Girls giggling]

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[Meera] Selfie cool!

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[Tanya and Meera giggling]

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Meera...

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He is the Chieftain
of this village. Greet him.

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- Chieftain?
- Yes.

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You mean, he got knighted?

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[Tanya and Meera
laughing hysterically]

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So...

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Chieftain.

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You know, they call me
the queen.

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And I could knight you tonight.

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[Laughing]

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She's kidding. She's kidding!

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She was kidding.

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It's a joke.

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- Behave yourself, Tanya.
- Okay. Okay, now.

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Okay.

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Okay. Hold my phone.

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[Woman VO] All right!

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- Tanya Thakur!
- May she live long!

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- Tanya Thakur!
- May she live long!

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- Tanya Thakur!
- May she live long!

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- Tanya Thakur!
- May she live long!

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- Tanya Thakur!
- May she live long!

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[Vomits]

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[Camera shutter clicks]

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[Song playing]

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[Knocking at the door]

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"The dumbest
PM candidate... ever!"

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Argh!

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Argh!

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Argh!

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What the F! You know, this
is why I don't read newspapers.

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Only Cosmo!

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Then you must
start reading it, Tanya.

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What if you become
the Prime Minister tomorrow?

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Look at this.

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Move this. Hear this.

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"Tanya Thakur's heart
is in the right place."

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[Meera clapping and laughing]

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Someone likes you.
You're not that bad.

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[All giggling]

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Can't you two be quiet
for some time?

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Tanya needs to work on her speech.

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Take this.

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Begin.

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Okay.

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"Brothers and ladies..."

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- It's sisters.
- Sisters.

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'I never stayed in India.'

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- 'But peep inside me.'
- [Aruna] Yes.

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Peep inside me?

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Meaning what?
Like look at my b***s?

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[Ricky] What?

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This is not the way to win
elections, Ms. Aruna.

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This is a political language
which will...

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Oh, my God!
Political language?

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After your thorough training,
even I've learnt it, Ms. Aruna.

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Now, I use that even for
all my Facebook friends.

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[Yawning]

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[Applauding]

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[Tanya] Is it over?

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Brothers and sisters...

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[Applauding]

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Today, I have brought a huge
a*s in front of you.

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[All laughing]

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I never stayed in India.
But peep inside me.

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You will find an Indian in me.

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[All laughing]

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[Tanya crying]

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Nobody loves me!
Everybody hates me here.

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Dear, politics is not meant
for people like us.

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It's for goons like your grandma.

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Look, manage a few more days.

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Then you should return to London
with the first flight you get.

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Till that time,
think of it as a holiday.

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A holiday?
This place suckity sucks, Mom!

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I wonder why it's called Sumerpur.
It should have been Summer-pur.

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It's so hot here! It's like being
in a sauna, but all the time.

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[Cell phone ringing]

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Natasha's calling. Oh,
I'll call you back. Bn.

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[Sniffs]

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- Hello.
- [Natasha] Tanya!

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The picture that you uploaded
on your Instagram account of

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a tribal woman with jewellery...

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Yeah!

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We are getting a lot of inquiries
for that.

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And I'm thinking,

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why don't we do a fashion show
to exhibit the jewellery?

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[Dings]

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Fashion show?

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Yeah.

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Of course!

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Great! Do you have any place
in mind?

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Where else but Sumerpur?

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Uh, you mean, the village Sumerpur?

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Uh-hmm.

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You'll love it, Natasha.
It's a gorgeous place.

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Very exotic, very sunny.

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- Perfect for a tan!
- Fantastic.

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I will send buyers

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and you start the arrangements
for the fashion show.

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Done!

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[Chuckles]

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[Song playing]

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Fashion show?

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You mean, where girls wear
short clothes and do a catwalk?

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Sort of.

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Kind of.

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So, you mean, even foreigners
will participate in this show?

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No, Mr. Chieftain.
The models will be from here.

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The women of the village.

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Women of this village will wear
short clothes before everyone?

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Are you out of your mind?

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No, Mr. Chieftain.
The women won't wear any clothes.

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What?

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I mean, they will wear
their own clothes.

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Along with their best jewellery.

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People from foreign countries
will come, buy the jewellery

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you all will make money and
all your problems will be solved.

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- Money?
- Yes.

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So, gentlemen,
what do you think?

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Do you agree to Ms. Tanya?

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- If you agree, we will agree too.
- Yes, that's right.

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- Yes.
- Fine.

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[Song continues]

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Tanya, you have gone there
to fight elections.

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Not for a fashion show.

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Please, for God's sake,
go out and promote yourself.

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Grandma, everybody
hates me here.

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Why should I go out and
get tanned unnecessarily?

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- [Priyamvada] What?
- Let's go.

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Okay. Got to go.
Ramp's ready.

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Oh, God!

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If Tanya loses,
we lose the power.

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[Song playing]

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[Applauding]

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And that's for you.

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That's for you.

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Well done.

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Thank you!

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Ms. Aruna, why is everyone
being so sentimental?

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Politicians, so far, have only
made promises.

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You're the first one
who gave them jobs.

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And paid them fully.

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Perhaps, politicians didn't have
your common sense.

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You know what is more important
than common sense sometimes, Aruna?

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What?

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Fashion sense.

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[Both giggling]

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- Shall we?
- Sure.

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Ricks!

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Have you seen Meera?
I can't find her anywhere.

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Tanzie, I think, I had
seen her on that side.

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- Meera!
- [Ricky] Meera!

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- Meera!
- [Ricky] Where is she?

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Oh!

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[Tanya] I see her.

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Come here.

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Someone got lucky.

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I did not see that one coming.

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Oh! Wow!

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You have to tell me
all about it in the car.

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[Engine starts]

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[Song playing]

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[TV reporter]
According to the exit poll,

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Tanya Thakur will lose
from Sumerpur.

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It is said that her
modern-style behaviour

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is unacceptable by people.

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In a few hours, we will return
with the results of the votes.

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[Woman] All business class
passengers and passengers

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travelling with infants
or young children

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to come forward to the boarding...

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Tanzie, London's flight is delayed
by an hour.

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Let us wait till we hear
the results at least.

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Please no!

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The black nail paint for elections
is so ew!

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That's sad.

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- But you know, guys?
- [Ricky] Hmm?

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At least we're returning
with so many memories.

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[Chuckling]

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[Cell phones beeps]

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Is your phone buzzing a lot?

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Why are people tagging me
on Twitter?

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You're trending all over India.

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[Footsteps approaching]

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Rick, what's going on?

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Tanya, you actually won
the elections.

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[TV reporter] And India has finally
taken a historic decision.

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A 25-year-old girl
Ms. Tanya Thakur

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has become the Prime Minister
of the country.

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Holy f**k!

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[Applauding]

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Oh, my God!

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Ma'am, you're Tanya Thakur, right?

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Our new PM?

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Uh...

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Yeah! This is my airport look.

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[Clicks]

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A historic decision.

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Tanya Thakur, who is only
25 years old...

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India has chosen
the next Prime Minister.

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And it's 25 year old
Tanya Thakur.

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- Tanya Thakur.
- Tanya Thakur.

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[Theme music playing]
a Thakur.