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[Title Montage]

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[TV reporter] It is assumed that
in the upcoming elections

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the ruling Swatantrata Party
will eat dirt.

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The question is that will
malpractices and corruption

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take down
Ms. Priyamvada Thakur's reign?

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Attention, ladies and gentlemen.

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The exit poll numbers
are now on your TV screens.

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And it's absolutely shocking.

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It's 2017 calling, Mrs. Thakur

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and giving you
your wake-up call.

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Will this corruption accusation
really take us down?

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Ma'am...

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when Indian voters get angry,

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there's only one way
to convince them.

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By giving them the tonic
of change.

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What I mean, ma'am, is that

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we need a young leader
who has a clean image.

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Ashok, our party
is a hundred years old.

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Even the young leader we have
are over 50 years of age.

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And the few that we have

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will not be accepted
as PM by the public.

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PM?

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Do you want to give me
the tonic of change?

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Are you out of your mind?

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No, ma'am.
What are you talking about?

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I treat only two beings as mothers.
One is cows and the other is you.

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This party is worthless
without you, ma'am.

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I have a plan.

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From this plan, ma'am,
the people will get to see change

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and the remote control of the party
will remain in your hands.

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Go on.

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You should resign.

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- What!
- Ma'am...

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just for six months,
until the elections.

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What we can do is

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make an individual with
a clear record, our standing PM.

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And if this trick works,
we will win.

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And being the president
of the party

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you can become the PM again,
whenever you want.

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God forbid, if we lose,
which I doubt,

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the one the people
will target is the new leader.

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Ma'am, we need a young leader

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who has no agenda of their own

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and remains completely
under your control.

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And the most important thing,
ma'am.

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The person's surname
must be Thakur like yours.

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[Chuckles]
Impossible!

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[Sighs]

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I wish my son was alive.

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[Music playing]

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[Clicks]

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[Clicks]

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[Clicks]

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[Clicks]

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[Camera clicks rapidly]

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Earlier, people would
take pictures of the caves

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but now they take
only their own pictures.

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Oh, I like that.

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If I go to a nice place
and don't check-in my selfie

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then what is the point
of going to that place?

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Let him be, babe.

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I mean he has, like, no idea how
many followers you have on Insta.

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Exactly!

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I have a responsibility
to be exotic all the time!

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Ma'am, this is my son.

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He hasn't eaten for four days.

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If you could help us...

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Get away!

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W-Wait...

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Just hold this, Ricky.
Thank you.

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Look at the poor guy's ribs.

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We can count them
from out here.

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Are his ribs lying?

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Look at the kid's bronze tan.

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It seems,
he hasn't bathed forever.

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- Oh!
- Poor guy!

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Is the tan lying?

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Don't worry, sir.
I will help you.

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Show me your hand.

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You know...

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Yeah, that's it...

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- No!
- No!

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Now join your hands
together and rub.

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- Rub..
- Exactly!

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Show me your hands now.

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- [Exclaims] So much better.
- Better.

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Here you go.

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Thank you.
Thank you, ma'am. Thank you.

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You just gave away Rs. 100 to him!

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You're so insensitive.

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Oh, God!

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There is so much poverty here.
It just, like, breaks my heart.

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- I swear.
- You know what?

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- What?
- I'm gonna call Help The Homeless.

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- Like right now?
- Like right now!

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- [Meera] You have their number?
- Yes.

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Let's go.

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- Hello.
- [Woman] Hello.

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- Help The Homeless?
- Yes.

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I've spotted some homeless people
and I'd like to help them.

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- Hi, beggar!
- [Rocky] Hi!

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I called Help The Homeless.

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But, ma'am, you gave me money.
Your job ends there.

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- I...
- Look, beggar.

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Begging might be your profession,

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but there are no growth
prospects in it.

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Trust me. Think big!

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[Ricky and Meera] Big!

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She's right!

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[Tires screeching]

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- Oh, they're here.
- That was fast.

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- So fast!
- I'm going to go check it out.

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They're right over there.

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Oh!

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[Screaming]

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- Oh my God!
- Oh my God!

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Catch her.

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I think I'm being kidnapped.

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[Engine revs]

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[Tanya screaming]

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[Tanya gasping]

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I think, there's been some kind
of confusion.

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I am not homeless.

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I was just helping
a homeless person.

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You people are from
Help The Homeless, right?

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We're from
the Government of India.

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You cannot interrogate me
like this.

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I have seen in movies.

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You, like, need a lady cop.

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Ma'am, we're not interrogating you.

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As I said,
we're government servants.

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You're from the customs, right?
Government servants.

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Ma'am, did we choose
the wrong person in haste?

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She's just like her mother.

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She's stupid
and absolutely clueless.

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We're from
the Intelligence Department.

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Intelligence Department!

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As if all the other departments
are stupid.

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She's perfect.

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[Man] We're like
the CIA of America.

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The KGB of Russia.

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But I don't have any diamonds.

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So, why have you brought me here?

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[Door opens]

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I will tell you.

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My name is Priyamvada Thakur.

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And you, Tanya,
are my only granddaughter.

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Oh!

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Granddaughter, as in,
you're like my grandma?

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Yes.

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- My dad's mom?
- Yes.

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You're that witch?
That cold, cruel b***h from hell?

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- [Ashok clears throat]
- Excuse me?

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But you were dead, right?

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She's a politician.
Politicians don't die that easily.

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- [Ashok and Tanya laughing]
- Ashok.

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Well, you can't be my grandma.

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I am your grandma.

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Your dad Rishi Thakur
was my only son.

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You use the last name Bansal

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because your mother Amrita Bansal
gave you her maiden name.

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Okay, Grandma! I believe you.

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But if you wanted to meet,

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why did you have
to involve James and Bond?

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We could have met for coffee.

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You're not the
Prime Minister anyway.

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I am the Prime Minister.

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- Of Delhi?
- [Ashok laughing]

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Of India.

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Yeah, right!

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[Cell phone keyboard beeping]

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Holy f**k!

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What!

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[Woman VO] Oh, my God!

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[Amrita] This is the reason
I never wanted you to go to India.

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Mom, why did you lie to me
about grandma's death?

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She is dead for me.

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Why didn't you tell me that
she's like the PM of India?

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Tanya, everyone knows.
You're the only one clueless.

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Anyway, Mom.
What you did was wrong.

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Because of you, I stayed away
from grandma for so many years.

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Tanya, you don't understand.

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I did all this for you.

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That woman is a snake.

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Mom, it is time
for your yoga class, right?

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Try some Chill Asan.

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BN.

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[Call disconnects]

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Ma'am wants to see you.

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Hey, Grandma.

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Rishi was my only son.

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I wanted him to become
the party president

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after I died.

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After you were born

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he found a job in London.

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As a pilot.

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A few months later...

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his plane crashed.

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And he passed away.

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Your mother and I
never got along.

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She never returned to India.

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And I didn't try
to contact her either.

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[Chuckles]

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Until now.

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But why now?

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[Sighs]

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I'm dying.

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I have brain tumour.

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[Sighs]

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And it's in the advanced stage.

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Oh, Grandma!

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Now I get it.

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#FOMO?

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Fear Of Missing Out.

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No, Tanya.
I'm not afraid of death.

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There is just one fear
that has always lingered.

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I hope the Thakur family's name
doesn't end with my death.

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Okay! But why are you
telling me all this?

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Because I want a successor.

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I need a successor.

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Oh, that's a great idea.

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And I can...

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see one.

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What's her name?

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Asha, right?

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Labour reform!

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Nice one, Grandma!

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[Giggling]

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I meant you.

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Oh, okay.

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Wait.

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[Scoffs]

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- What?
- Yes, Tanya.

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You will become the next
Prime Minister of the country.

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[Chuckles]

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Did you smoke
Ricky's doobie?

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It is time you become Tanya Thakur
from Tanya Bansal.

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You're born to rule.

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[Woman VO] Oh, my God!

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I was born to rule
the fashion industry.

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The runway needs me.

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The nation needs you.

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I need you.

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But I don't even like
the emoji of your party.

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Please, don't say no.

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I don't even know
the duties of a Prime Minister.

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I will teach you everything.

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Please!

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This is my dying wish.

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I cannot wear a sari every day.

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- No problem.
- But...

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what about Sundays?

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Sunday is always my spa day.

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Once you join politics,
every day is going to be a spa day.

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Is that okay?

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Okay.

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Final question.

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Can I party on weekends?

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[Laughs]

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The state ballroom
is all yours, ma'am.

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That sounds awesome!

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I love my new job already.

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[Giggling]

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[Priyamvada] Ashok.

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[Dancing happily]

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Guess what!

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- What?
- I'm going to be PM!

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If you're Alia, I am...

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Sonam!

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- If you are Kim, I am...
- Khloe.

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If you are Rachel, I am...

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Monica!

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If you are PM, I am...

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Presi!

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[Giggling loudly]

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People will choose me
not because I'm nice.

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People will choose me
because they have terrible options.

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Bend and snap!

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Break a pose!

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Announce the by-elections.

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- Yes, ma'am.
- [Tanya] Okay.

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You guys, think of a hashtag
for Swatantrata Party.

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How's like...
How's like #Sad?

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- [Ricky] #Awesome sad.
- [Tanya] No.

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Okay, let's do it.

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[Popping]

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[Keyboard clicking]

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The Swatantrata Party
representative from Sumerpur is...

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Ms. Tanya Thakur.

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Yes, Tanya Thakur.

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[Theme music playing]
representative from Sumerpur is...