WEBVTT 00:00:27.201 --> 00:00:31.291 align:center - Okay, so, we open up, - Let's say that-- 00:00:31.292 --> 00:00:33.032 align:center Are we gonna have any, like, sort of opening, 00:00:33.033 --> 00:00:35.860 align:center like when we get on stage, or are we just gonna go right into it? 00:00:35.861 --> 00:00:38.950 align:center What I was imagining was dark stage. 00:00:38.951 --> 00:00:40.952 align:center - Yeah. - Backlight, okay? 00:00:40.953 --> 00:00:44.434 align:center They see, like, just a silhouette, okay? Of me. 00:00:44.435 --> 00:00:45.479 align:center I like it. Okay. 00:00:45.480 --> 00:00:46.784 align:center - With my head down. - Yeah. 00:00:46.785 --> 00:00:48.308 align:center And you're at the piano and you start going... 00:00:48.309 --> 00:00:50.179 align:center Actually... 00:00:50.180 --> 00:00:51.659 align:center Like what? 00:00:51.660 --> 00:00:52.921 align:center No, no, no, no, no. 00:00:52.922 --> 00:00:54.314 align:center A little more opening-- opening of a thing, 00:00:54.315 --> 00:00:56.272 align:center and I point, and this red light turns on, and I... 00:00:57.274 --> 00:00:59.536 align:center And red lights go on all around. 00:00:59.537 --> 00:01:01.321 align:center Like that. 00:01:01.322 --> 00:01:03.714 align:center And then, like, boom! On my face. 00:01:03.715 --> 00:01:06.630 align:center At the audience, like that. 00:01:06.631 --> 00:01:09.155 align:center Good evening, folks. What you're about to see 00:01:09.156 --> 00:01:11.157 align:center is something you've never seen before. 00:01:11.158 --> 00:01:13.202 align:center We are Nirvanna the Band. 00:01:13.203 --> 00:01:17.250 align:center And you are about to be sent to the moon! 00:01:17.251 --> 00:01:18.990 align:center And then, I do my two-step. 00:01:18.991 --> 00:01:20.296 align:center And this is just no talking, 00:01:20.297 --> 00:01:22.951 align:center just-- like they just get to watch me move. 00:01:22.952 --> 00:01:24.474 align:center Ah! 00:01:24.475 --> 00:01:26.737 align:center Hah! And women in the crowd are like, 00:01:26.738 --> 00:01:29.305 align:center "What the fuck is this?! Who is this guy?" 00:01:31.961 --> 00:01:34.876 align:center You didn't know this was coming! 00:01:34.877 --> 00:01:36.486 align:center And then-- right then, break down. 00:01:36.487 --> 00:01:37.748 align:center - Boom! - Right in. 00:01:37.749 --> 00:01:39.620 align:center And then, you start right in the first song, 00:01:39.621 --> 00:01:41.143 align:center which is whatever we feel there. 00:01:41.144 --> 00:01:42.449 align:center If the audience is screaming, 00:01:42.450 --> 00:01:44.190 align:center if they're like, "More, more..." 00:01:44.191 --> 00:01:46.279 align:center More opening then. We keep, like, playing to the audience. 00:01:46.280 --> 00:01:47.932 align:center I have a feeling, that right off the bat, 00:01:47.933 --> 00:01:49.020 align:center they're gonna ask for an encore. 00:01:49.021 --> 00:01:50.239 align:center - Okay. - I think they're gonna be 00:01:50.240 --> 00:01:53.155 align:center like, "Again, do the intro again!" 00:01:53.156 --> 00:01:55.114 align:center Okay, so, here is the plan. 00:01:55.115 --> 00:01:57.812 align:center why does a club book a band? 00:01:57.813 --> 00:01:59.640 align:center - They play good music? - No. 00:01:59.641 --> 00:02:02.512 align:center - Draw in a good crowd? - No. 00:02:02.513 --> 00:02:04.210 align:center Okay. 00:02:04.211 --> 00:02:06.821 align:center - Flyers! - Huh. 00:02:06.822 --> 00:02:08.649 align:center Flyers that say what? 00:02:08.650 --> 00:02:10.216 align:center - Nirvanna the Band. - Okay. 00:02:10.217 --> 00:02:11.391 align:center Flyers that say Nirvanna the Band, 00:02:11.392 --> 00:02:12.870 align:center but what are they saying to people? 00:02:12.871 --> 00:02:15.046 align:center Come see them where? We don't have a show. 00:02:15.047 --> 00:02:16.657 align:center Well, then we're-- We will. 00:02:16.658 --> 00:02:18.920 align:center The point of this is to get The Rivoli to book us, right? 00:02:18.921 --> 00:02:21.749 align:center Yeah, yeah. Okay, so we-- and we'll have a picture of us on there. 00:02:21.750 --> 00:02:23.751 align:center You know what? Let's make the flyers, the plan goes perfectly, 00:02:23.752 --> 00:02:25.057 align:center we play at The Rivoli tonight. 00:02:37.026 --> 00:02:38.244 align:center Jay, I got a feeling 00:02:38.245 --> 00:02:39.985 align:center things are going to work out okay for us. 00:03:00.919 --> 00:03:03.792 align:center Jay! I figured it out! 00:03:06.360 --> 00:03:07.273 align:center Whoo! 00:03:07.274 --> 00:03:08.970 align:center - Okay, so... - Whoa! 00:03:08.971 --> 00:03:13.628 align:center This plan is called the Seventh Inning... 00:03:14.672 --> 00:03:15.846 align:center Stretch. 00:03:15.847 --> 00:03:17.326 align:center ...Skydive. 00:03:17.327 --> 00:03:18.936 align:center Oh. 00:03:18.937 --> 00:03:22.766 align:center Step one: we skydive... 00:03:22.767 --> 00:03:24.812 align:center into the... 00:03:24.813 --> 00:03:26.988 align:center ...SkyDome. 00:03:26.989 --> 00:03:28.163 align:center Hold on, wait. 00:03:28.164 --> 00:03:33.124 align:center We, during a game, go up the CN Tower... 00:03:36.564 --> 00:03:38.521 align:center I don't think you can get up to the very top. 00:03:38.522 --> 00:03:40.480 align:center Jump! 00:03:40.481 --> 00:03:42.133 align:center Into the open dome. 00:03:42.134 --> 00:03:44.266 align:center Whole crowd's gonna go insane 'cause like, "What is this? 00:03:44.267 --> 00:03:47.530 align:center "Terrorist attack?" Actually, we're coming in-- 00:03:47.531 --> 00:03:48.879 align:center We're gonna have to have the peace signs... 00:03:48.880 --> 00:03:50.664 align:center - Okay, hold on, hold on. - ...as we float in. 00:03:50.665 --> 00:03:52.971 align:center - We land in there. - Then, I take the microphone. 00:03:54.016 --> 00:03:55.582 align:center Pretend this Orbitz bottle-- Oh! 00:03:55.583 --> 00:03:58.019 align:center Do you know what Orbitz are? 00:03:58.020 --> 00:03:59.847 align:center Pretend it's a microphone. 00:03:59.848 --> 00:04:01.718 align:center This is a novelty-- you know what... 00:04:01.719 --> 00:04:04.025 align:center - It's our last bottle. - I... 00:04:04.026 --> 00:04:05.505 align:center - Do you know this drink? - Yes! 00:04:05.506 --> 00:04:07.289 align:center I take a microphone. 00:04:07.290 --> 00:04:09.422 align:center We've landed. "Ladies and gentlemen, 00:04:09.423 --> 00:04:11.989 align:center "you're probably wondering why we skydived here--" 00:04:11.990 --> 00:04:13.426 align:center skydove here? 00:04:13.427 --> 00:04:15.036 align:center "You're probably wondering why we skydove here." 00:04:15.037 --> 00:04:17.647 align:center - Skydiven. - I don't think so. Skydived? 00:04:17.648 --> 00:04:19.780 align:center - Hmm. - It's skydived, right? 00:04:19.781 --> 00:04:21.695 align:center "You're probably wondering why we skydived here?" 00:04:21.696 --> 00:04:24.306 align:center - Skydived. - I'm gonna just amend it. 00:04:24.307 --> 00:04:25.655 align:center "Ladies and gentlemen, 00:04:25.656 --> 00:04:27.831 align:center "you're probably wondering why we're here." 00:04:27.832 --> 00:04:30.573 align:center Because the skydiving is implied. They saw us do it. 00:04:30.574 --> 00:04:31.879 align:center What are you saying to everyone? 00:04:31.880 --> 00:04:34.098 align:center Except for the blind people. 00:04:34.099 --> 00:04:36.579 align:center "For those of you who didn't see what just happened, 00:04:36.580 --> 00:04:37.928 align:center "we skydove." 00:04:37.929 --> 00:04:39.843 align:center - I'm in the same trap. - Tell me the plan. 00:04:39.844 --> 00:04:43.151 align:center The-- "A bolt of lightning in every bottle." 00:04:43.152 --> 00:04:45.806 align:center God, I miss this stuff. This might be the last bottle of this in existence. 00:04:45.807 --> 00:04:47.982 align:center Okay, what is happening with the SkyDome plan? 00:04:47.983 --> 00:04:49.200 align:center Well, let's just... let's just do it. 00:04:50.202 --> 00:04:51.333 align:center "Ladies and gentlemen, 00:04:51.334 --> 00:04:53.814 align:center you're probably wondering who we are. 00:04:53.815 --> 00:04:56.164 align:center "We are Nirvanna the Band. 00:04:56.165 --> 00:04:59.036 align:center "And tonight, we are playing for one night only, 00:04:59.037 --> 00:05:00.734 align:center "an exclusive engagement 00:05:00.735 --> 00:05:03.389 align:center "at The Rivoli at Queen and Spadina. 00:05:03.390 --> 00:05:05.391 align:center "We'll see you there after the game." 00:05:06.567 --> 00:05:08.394 align:center And then, I'll vamp a bit, and be like, 00:05:08.395 --> 00:05:09.960 align:center "Little bit about us--" 00:05:09.961 --> 00:05:11.266 align:center You there in the stands. 00:05:11.267 --> 00:05:14.008 align:center Do you have a show at The Rivoli? 00:05:14.009 --> 00:05:16.576 align:center I'm actually asking that for me, actually. We don't have a show at The Rivoli. 00:05:16.577 --> 00:05:18.665 align:center - I know the answer. - I know, but don't you see? It's-- 00:05:18.666 --> 00:05:20.971 align:center So, we're telling everybody to go to a show that we don't have. 00:05:20.972 --> 00:05:24.540 align:center If you build it, they will come. It's "If you build it, they will come." 00:05:24.541 --> 00:05:25.889 align:center Right? 00:05:25.890 --> 00:05:27.413 align:center Are you sure this is going to work? 00:05:27.414 --> 00:05:30.894 align:center This is gonna be the last plan you and I ever have to do. 00:05:30.895 --> 00:05:32.331 align:center And as far as I'm concerned, 00:05:32.332 --> 00:05:34.943 align:center we're playing The Rivoli tonight. 00:05:40.078 --> 00:05:42.297 align:center ♪ Well, I thought about the army ♪ 00:05:42.298 --> 00:05:45.126 align:center ♪ Dad said, "Son, you're fuckin high" ♪ 00:05:45.127 --> 00:05:48.651 align:center ♪ And I thought, yeah, there's a first for everything ♪ 00:05:48.652 --> 00:05:51.654 align:center ♪ So I took my old man's advice ♪ 00:05:51.655 --> 00:05:55.963 align:center ♪ Three sad semesters, it was only fifteen grand ♪ 00:05:55.964 --> 00:05:59.358 align:center ♪ Spent in bed, I thought about the army ♪ 00:05:59.359 --> 00:06:03.927 align:center ♪ I dropped out and joined a band instead ♪ 00:06:12.763 --> 00:06:15.461 align:center ♪ Grew a moustache and a mullet ♪ 00:06:15.462 --> 00:06:18.115 align:center ♪ Got a job at Chic-fil-A 00:06:18.116 --> 00:06:21.467 align:center ♪ Citing artistic differences ♪ 00:06:21.468 --> 00:06:23.469 align:center ♪ The band broke up in May 00:06:23.470 --> 00:06:26.602 align:center ♪ And in June, reformed without me ♪ 00:06:26.603 --> 00:06:29.126 align:center ♪ And they got a different name ♪ 00:06:29.127 --> 00:06:32.434 align:center ♪ I nuked another grandma's apple pie ♪ 00:06:32.435 --> 00:06:34.784 align:center ♪ And hung my head in shame 00:06:34.785 --> 00:06:36.744 align:center ♪ Oh... 00:06:39.747 --> 00:06:42.967 align:center ♪ Been thinking a lot today 00:06:45.579 --> 00:06:48.843 align:center ♪ Been thinking a lot today 00:06:51.802 --> 00:06:53.455 align:center ♪ Oh-oh 00:06:53.456 --> 00:06:57.111 align:center ♪ Think I'll write a screenplay ♪ 00:06:57.112 --> 00:06:58.852 align:center ♪ Oh-oh 00:06:58.853 --> 00:07:01.203 align:center ♪ Think I'll take it to LA 00:07:02.596 --> 00:07:04.205 align:center ♪ Oh-oh 00:07:04.206 --> 00:07:07.514 align:center ♪ I think I'll get it done yesterday ♪ 00:07:08.515 --> 00:07:10.951 align:center ♪ Aw, shit 00:07:10.952 --> 00:07:12.692 align:center Take a good look, Jay. 00:07:12.693 --> 00:07:15.825 align:center This is the last time you're gonna see The Rivoli as a citizen. 00:07:15.826 --> 00:07:18.306 align:center - As a citizen? - 'Cause tonight, we're playing the show. 00:07:18.307 --> 00:07:20.656 align:center We're playing the show-- We're gonna be loading in right there. 00:07:20.657 --> 00:07:22.353 align:center You'll have your keyboard under your arm. 00:07:22.354 --> 00:07:23.311 align:center Ah! 00:07:23.312 --> 00:07:24.965 align:center The girls taking your picture. 00:07:24.966 --> 00:07:26.706 align:center The girls are not going to be taking my picture. 00:07:26.707 --> 00:07:28.229 align:center Oh, yes, they will! 00:07:28.230 --> 00:07:29.926 align:center - You wanna bet?! - No, they're not! 00:07:29.927 --> 00:07:32.363 align:center Do you wanna bet they're gonna take your picture? Yes, they will! 00:07:46.117 --> 00:07:47.291 align:center Hi. 00:07:47.292 --> 00:07:48.728 align:center What's behind your back? 00:07:48.729 --> 00:07:50.512 align:center - Good. - Uh, it's a parachute. 00:07:50.513 --> 00:07:52.253 align:center Actually, that's what this is for. 00:07:52.254 --> 00:07:55.691 align:center We need something that-- like, that can cut through-- 00:07:55.692 --> 00:07:57.911 align:center like, we're going to be quite up high, 00:07:57.912 --> 00:08:00.174 align:center and I think they're going to have a safety harness on us 00:08:00.175 --> 00:08:01.349 align:center or something like that. 00:08:01.350 --> 00:08:04.134 align:center And would snippers like this, 00:08:04.135 --> 00:08:05.571 align:center would they be able to cut through, 00:08:05.572 --> 00:08:06.573 align:center like, a kind of harness? 00:08:07.443 --> 00:08:08.748 align:center No... you ha- 00:08:08.749 --> 00:08:09.879 align:center What are you trying to do though? 00:08:09.880 --> 00:08:11.054 align:center That's my question. 00:08:11.055 --> 00:08:14.101 align:center So, here's-- we are gonna be up on, um-- 00:08:14.102 --> 00:08:16.451 align:center on the CN Tower, in one of-- on the EdgeWalk, 00:08:16.452 --> 00:08:17.408 align:center Mm-hmm. 00:08:17.409 --> 00:08:18.671 align:center where we're wearing the safe-- 00:08:18.672 --> 00:08:20.324 align:center I think they put a safety vest on you, 00:08:20.325 --> 00:08:21.630 align:center and we need something that can, like, 00:08:21.631 --> 00:08:24.111 align:center cut through the rope or the cable on it. 00:08:24.112 --> 00:08:25.329 align:center Do you know what I mean? 00:08:25.330 --> 00:08:26.679 align:center Umm... you can... 00:08:26.680 --> 00:08:27.636 align:center But here's the thing - 00:08:27.637 --> 00:08:28.811 align:center you would shock yourself 00:08:28.812 --> 00:08:30.247 align:center because if you cut through live wire 00:08:30.248 --> 00:08:31.814 align:center you'll get electrocuted. 00:08:31.815 --> 00:08:33.599 align:center But-- Oh, I'm not cutting through elect-- 00:08:33.600 --> 00:08:35.470 align:center I'm cutting through fabric, I'm not cutting through a live wire. 00:08:35.471 --> 00:08:37.516 align:center What happens if we're not even allowed in the security with-- 00:08:37.517 --> 00:08:39.430 align:center You will be actually caught. 00:08:39.431 --> 00:08:40.693 align:center I'm gonna say that I need-- 00:08:40.694 --> 00:08:42.346 align:center Yes sir? Do you have drywall compound here? 00:08:42.347 --> 00:08:43.870 align:center - I'm sorry? - Drywall compound? 00:08:43.871 --> 00:08:45.568 align:center Drywall compound: Two-forty-three. 00:08:45.873 --> 00:08:47.091 align:center Two-forty-three thank you. 00:08:47.614 --> 00:08:49.049 align:center But I think that-- 00:08:49.050 --> 00:08:50.267 align:center You know what? I - Like, I - 00:08:50.268 --> 00:08:51.313 align:center I don't know. Ye- 00:08:51.879 --> 00:08:53.270 align:center Just... be careful, man. 00:08:53.271 --> 00:08:55.098 align:center Like, I seriously don't think it's worth it. Okay? 00:08:55.099 --> 00:08:56.231 align:center Right. But... 00:08:56.797 --> 00:08:57.798 align:center I, uh - I mean... 00:08:58.450 --> 00:08:59.799 align:center You have the freedom to do this. 00:08:59.800 --> 00:09:00.626 align:center I'm a Libertarian. 00:09:00.627 --> 00:09:01.931 align:center You have the liberty to do 00:09:01.932 --> 00:09:03.585 align:center whatever the fuck you want. 00:09:03.586 --> 00:09:05.501 align:center But that is - should I - believe... 00:09:05.893 --> 00:09:07.720 align:center as a... pers- sane person 00:09:07.721 --> 00:09:08.765 align:center I should, uh... 00:09:09.070 --> 00:09:11.201 align:center prevent you guys from doing shit like this. 00:09:11.202 --> 00:09:14.596 align:center But these will cut through cable, possibly. 00:09:14.597 --> 00:09:16.468 align:center If you really want it to it would. 00:09:17.078 --> 00:09:19.383 align:center Ah, I'm not going to tell you this, man. I - I feel bad. 00:09:19.384 --> 00:09:20.429 align:center Like, I seriously don't wanna 00:09:26.348 --> 00:09:28.784 align:center Look, there's Spider-Man. 00:09:34.312 --> 00:09:37.750 align:center So, how do we get in here? 00:09:37.751 --> 00:09:39.142 align:center It might be a little too high, Matt. 00:09:39.143 --> 00:09:40.666 align:center Excuse me. 00:09:40.667 --> 00:09:42.885 align:center Is this the line to get into the CN Tower? 00:09:42.886 --> 00:09:44.191 align:center I think so. 00:09:44.192 --> 00:09:46.280 align:center Thanks a lot. I've got to jump off it, actually. 00:09:46.281 --> 00:09:47.629 align:center Where is your accent from? 00:09:47.630 --> 00:09:48.848 align:center Um, Brazil. 00:09:48.849 --> 00:09:50.284 align:center Nice to meet you. I'm Matt. How you doing? 00:09:50.285 --> 00:09:51.546 align:center - Hi. - Welcome to Toronto. 00:09:51.547 --> 00:09:52.547 align:center Thank you. 00:09:52.548 --> 00:09:54.418 align:center Enjoy your trip. Have a good time. 00:09:54.419 --> 00:09:56.552 align:center Okay. All right. So, we just join the line. Bye. 00:09:57.553 --> 00:09:58.901 align:center Matt, I'm afraid of heights. 00:09:58.902 --> 00:10:01.034 align:center Shut up. Hi. How you doing? 00:10:01.035 --> 00:10:03.559 align:center We're just going up the-- we're just going up the tower. 00:10:08.129 --> 00:10:10.087 align:center Just put-- Just put our keys in here? 00:10:10.784 --> 00:10:12.872 align:center - Sir? - Ope - this one? 00:10:12.873 --> 00:10:13.830 align:center How do I get in? 00:10:14.701 --> 00:10:16.440 align:center Oh, I'm sorry - is it okay if I bring this? 00:10:16.441 --> 00:10:17.877 align:center - It's a camera, but-- - No you-- 00:10:17.878 --> 00:10:19.356 align:center you can't shoot in here, you guys. 00:10:19.357 --> 00:10:20.228 align:center Oh, kay. 00:10:24.624 --> 00:10:26.363 align:center You got a cellphone on you by chance? 00:10:26.364 --> 00:10:28.018 align:center I have a wireless mic. Here. 00:10:28.976 --> 00:10:30.412 align:center And pack. 00:10:31.282 --> 00:10:32.109 align:center Okay. 00:10:32.980 --> 00:10:34.198 align:center Alright, you're gonna go. 00:10:37.767 --> 00:10:38.942 align:center Can you come back sir? 00:10:41.684 --> 00:10:43.119 align:center Is there anything else? 00:10:43.120 --> 00:10:44.817 align:center Oh! Oh, yeah, I have my clippers. 00:10:44.818 --> 00:10:46.035 align:center I have my clippers, too. 00:10:46.036 --> 00:10:47.994 align:center I have these... clippers. 00:10:47.995 --> 00:10:49.343 align:center Why do you have those? 00:10:49.344 --> 00:10:52.695 align:center Uh, I guess I just have them. I don't need them. 00:10:53.174 --> 00:10:55.392 align:center I'm just curious, like, why you have them? I'm just - 00:10:55.393 --> 00:10:57.264 align:center Oh, they're for just cutting things off of my pants 00:10:57.265 --> 00:10:58.482 align:center and things like that. 00:10:58.483 --> 00:10:59.919 align:center - Okay, just one second. - Sure, sure. 00:10:59.920 --> 00:11:01.008 align:center Just give me like... just - 00:11:02.270 --> 00:11:03.140 align:center Go ahead. 00:11:03.967 --> 00:11:05.925 align:center I have a patron in my lane with a... 00:11:05.926 --> 00:11:07.144 align:center pair of pliers? 00:11:07.449 --> 00:11:09.494 align:center Uh just wondering if this is N.U.F.? 00:11:11.888 --> 00:11:12.933 align:center Why do they have it? 00:11:14.761 --> 00:11:17.285 align:center Uh, apparently for cutting their pants. 00:11:18.939 --> 00:11:20.591 align:center We just have to ask, right? Like it's - 00:11:20.592 --> 00:11:22.464 align:center No, don't worry. Thank you. Don't worry about it. 00:11:23.421 --> 00:11:24.422 align:center Go for it. 00:11:25.119 --> 00:11:26.424 align:center So you guys are okay. 00:11:27.077 --> 00:11:28.078 align:center You can go as well. 00:11:29.819 --> 00:11:30.690 align:center Thank you. 00:11:34.432 --> 00:11:37.478 align:center Are you ready to walk 116 storeys above Toronto 00:11:37.479 --> 00:11:39.349 align:center with nothing but a harness securing you? 00:11:39.350 --> 00:11:41.134 align:center Is that how high up we're going to be? 00:11:41.135 --> 00:11:42.222 align:center This is EdgeWalk-- 00:11:42.223 --> 00:11:44.311 align:center That's not how high up we're gonna be. 00:11:44.312 --> 00:11:46.269 align:center Don't tell me that's how high up we're gonna be. 00:11:46.270 --> 00:11:47.531 align:center ...view of Canada's biggest city 00:11:47.532 --> 00:11:49.142 align:center and the knowledge that you have been truly 00:11:49.143 --> 00:11:50.753 align:center on top of the world. 00:11:52.450 --> 00:11:55.236 align:center Are you ready to step up and touch the sky? 00:11:56.280 --> 00:11:57.628 align:center This one goes on the back, 00:11:57.629 --> 00:11:58.934 align:center this one goes on the front. 00:11:58.935 --> 00:12:00.196 align:center This one acts like a seat belt, 00:12:00.197 --> 00:12:01.850 align:center so, it will move with you as you move. 00:12:01.851 --> 00:12:03.809 align:center Any sudden actions, it will lock up... 00:12:03.810 --> 00:12:05.767 align:center The pad will be bumping you on the back of the head. 00:12:05.768 --> 00:12:07.116 align:center Love that tap, 00:12:07.117 --> 00:12:08.552 align:center it means you are still attached to the rail. 00:12:08.553 --> 00:12:10.293 align:center Just don't touch it. 00:12:17.824 --> 00:12:20.260 align:center And then, we actually had a citizenship ceremony 00:12:20.261 --> 00:12:24.046 align:center up there once, and we actually had the judge wear a tux. 00:12:24.047 --> 00:12:26.222 align:center We even had proposals happen out there. 00:12:26.223 --> 00:12:27.920 align:center What about the ring? 00:12:30.358 --> 00:12:32.098 align:center The skies are threatening 00:12:32.099 --> 00:12:35.014 align:center and you will be able to see the SkyDome close, 00:12:35.015 --> 00:12:38.887 align:center as we are about to say so long to the CN tower, 00:12:38.888 --> 00:12:40.846 align:center at least, visually. 00:12:42.500 --> 00:12:44.719 align:center My gosh, guys, 00:12:44.720 --> 00:12:47.330 align:center look at that beautiful view 00:12:47.331 --> 00:12:49.942 align:center that we have right now hitting us, right? 00:12:49.943 --> 00:12:53.510 align:center Oh, my God, guys! That is a long way down! 00:12:53.511 --> 00:12:55.164 align:center Come and take a look, everybody. 00:12:55.165 --> 00:12:58.124 align:center Come and get it! Come here. There you go. 00:12:58.125 --> 00:13:00.343 align:center You go there. Exactly. 00:13:02.912 --> 00:13:05.392 align:center You're just walking a Guinness World Record, 00:13:05.393 --> 00:13:07.698 align:center EdgeWalk is the highest external hands-free walk 00:13:07.699 --> 00:13:09.223 align:center in the world... 00:13:11.878 --> 00:13:13.182 align:center - All right. - Uh... 00:13:13.183 --> 00:13:15.663 align:center Guys, take a look all the way down. 00:13:15.664 --> 00:13:17.186 align:center Whoa, is that supposed to do that? 00:13:17.187 --> 00:13:19.580 align:center - It's perfect. - Okay. 00:13:19.581 --> 00:13:22.017 align:center I'm gonna move to the front. 00:13:22.018 --> 00:13:26.021 align:center All right, everybody, now... welcome to EdgeWalk. 00:13:27.154 --> 00:13:29.720 align:center Right now, we are 356... 00:13:32.812 --> 00:13:34.552 align:center Bird - They're closing the roof. 00:13:36.163 --> 00:13:37.686 align:center Bird, the roof's closing. 00:13:42.560 --> 00:13:43.647 align:center Okay, okay. Okay we gotta go now. 00:13:43.648 --> 00:13:44.910 align:center We gotta go now. 00:13:44.911 --> 00:13:45.998 align:center It's the highest observation deck 00:13:45.999 --> 00:13:47.609 align:center in the Western Hemisphere. I can see... 00:13:49.045 --> 00:13:49.829 align:center Okay. 00:13:50.917 --> 00:13:51.874 align:center I'm not ready! 00:14:05.583 --> 00:14:06.540 align:center Bird. Bird. Bird. 00:14:06.541 --> 00:14:07.977 align:center We gotta go now! We're going now! 00:14:10.371 --> 00:14:12.241 align:center Countdown! 00:14:12.242 --> 00:14:13.329 align:center Three! 00:14:13.330 --> 00:14:14.243 align:center Two! 00:14:14.244 --> 00:14:15.288 align:center ONE! 00:14:15.289 --> 00:14:16.289 align:center No, no! 00:14:38.965 --> 00:14:40.791 align:center Here we go! 00:14:40.792 --> 00:14:42.793 align:center The dome is closing! 00:14:42.794 --> 00:14:43.839 align:center We've got time! 00:14:45.319 --> 00:14:46.797 align:center Okay, we're coming in hot! 00:14:46.798 --> 00:14:47.843 align:center Oh, too much! 00:14:50.237 --> 00:14:52.500 align:center Oh, fuck! 00:14:53.980 --> 00:14:55.806 align:center Oh [bleep]! 00:14:59.333 --> 00:15:01.203 align:center Are you all right? Are you all right? 00:15:01.204 --> 00:15:03.379 align:center - Get [bleep] off of me! - Whoa! I'm trying to help you. 00:15:03.380 --> 00:15:05.120 align:center You pushed me off the tower! 00:15:05.121 --> 00:15:07.427 align:center What, are you crazy? I thought I was going to die! 00:15:07.428 --> 00:15:08.863 align:center But you're okay. 00:15:08.864 --> 00:15:11.344 align:center - Oh my God! It's closed! - Yeah. 00:15:11.345 --> 00:15:12.867 align:center We didn't even make it in time! 00:15:12.868 --> 00:15:14.608 align:center Well, maybe there's a way to open it. Let's-- 00:15:14.609 --> 00:15:16.740 align:center So we almost died and the plan didn't even work. 00:15:16.741 --> 00:15:18.307 align:center Oh my God. The plan is over. 00:15:18.308 --> 00:15:20.048 align:center You know what, we're gonna find another way inside. 00:15:20.049 --> 00:15:21.876 align:center It didn't work. Again! 00:15:25.011 --> 00:15:31.103 align:center ♪ Well, did you know 00:15:31.104 --> 00:15:33.932 align:center ♪ That I was one of those you left behind ♪ 00:15:33.933 --> 00:15:38.371 align:center ♪ You were up and gone without a goodbye ♪ 00:15:38.372 --> 00:15:42.157 align:center ♪ They all said that you were not the kind to stick around ♪ 00:15:42.158 --> 00:15:46.857 align:center ♪ I only wish I'd known that it was time ♪ 00:15:46.858 --> 00:15:50.470 align:center ♪ The evenings on the highway coming down to be with you ♪ 00:15:50.471 --> 00:15:55.214 align:center ♪ I couldn't wait to eat your home-cooked meal ♪ 00:15:55.215 --> 00:15:57.346 align:center ♪ At nighttime, in the moonlight ♪ 00:15:57.347 --> 00:15:59.783 align:center Well, that's ironic. What did I say, 00:15:59.784 --> 00:16:01.916 align:center "next time we see The Rivoli, it's gonna be..." 00:16:01.917 --> 00:16:04.006 align:center Oh, Jesus. 00:16:05.399 --> 00:16:06.877 align:center But you know what? 00:16:06.878 --> 00:16:08.618 align:center Maybe we still got time for another plan. What, uh... 00:16:08.619 --> 00:16:10.359 align:center Excuse me. Do you know what time it is? 00:16:10.360 --> 00:16:12.231 align:center Uhh yeah... It's, uh, 9:03. 00:16:12.232 --> 00:16:15.408 align:center Thank you very much. 9:03? 00:16:15.409 --> 00:16:17.236 align:center Not a lot-- no. We got-- 00:16:17.237 --> 00:16:19.107 align:center We got a lot of night left. 00:16:19.108 --> 00:16:21.457 align:center Uh, Bird? 00:16:21.458 --> 00:16:24.112 align:center Yeah, it's The Rivoli. 00:16:24.113 --> 00:16:25.593 align:center Bird. 00:16:26.550 --> 00:16:27.942 align:center Oh, Jesus. 00:16:27.943 --> 00:16:29.030 align:center Are you guys playing-- 00:16:29.031 --> 00:16:30.553 align:center Are you guys playing the show tonight? 00:16:30.554 --> 00:16:31.425 align:center Yup. 00:16:32.382 --> 00:16:34.210 align:center Lucky! 00:16:35.820 --> 00:16:37.734 align:center What did you have to do to score that? 00:16:40.434 --> 00:16:42.262 align:center Did you see that? 00:16:43.437 --> 00:16:46.439 align:center Lightning just hit the CN Tower! 00:16:46.440 --> 00:16:47.918 align:center Jay, isn't that like a bad omen? 00:16:47.919 --> 00:16:49.443 align:center We were just there. 00:16:54.274 --> 00:16:55.535 align:center Jay! 00:16:55.536 --> 00:16:58.233 align:center If you think about it, we were off by what... 00:16:58.234 --> 00:17:00.627 align:center Three minutes? Two minutes? 00:17:00.628 --> 00:17:03.325 align:center That's your classic-- Whoo! 00:17:03.326 --> 00:17:04.935 align:center If we had a time machine, 00:17:04.936 --> 00:17:07.416 align:center we would have fixed that right away, do you know what I mean? 00:17:07.417 --> 00:17:09.898 align:center Oh, Bird, I got an idea! 00:17:13.902 --> 00:17:16.426 align:center Forget an idea. I think I figured it out. 00:17:17.862 --> 00:17:21.343 align:center Listen to this: time machine plan. 00:17:21.344 --> 00:17:22.562 align:center Bird, 00:17:22.563 --> 00:17:26.392 align:center we pretend to be from the future. 00:17:26.393 --> 00:17:28.655 align:center We build a-- Oh, my God. 00:17:28.656 --> 00:17:30.874 align:center We take the RV in the backyard, 00:17:30.875 --> 00:17:32.833 align:center deck it out like the DeLorean in Back-- in-- 00:17:32.834 --> 00:17:36.358 align:center yeah, in Back to the Future. We could build, like, 00:17:36.359 --> 00:17:38.665 align:center a fake contraption with like-- what do they have? 00:17:38.666 --> 00:17:40.449 align:center The flux capacitor and all that stuff, 00:17:40.450 --> 00:17:42.321 align:center just like Doc Brown has. 00:17:42.322 --> 00:17:45.411 align:center It's like-- like, uh, dates and times, 00:17:45.412 --> 00:17:49.067 align:center in, like, um... analogue numbers. 00:17:49.068 --> 00:17:53.027 align:center And we hire an actor to pretend to be 00:17:53.028 --> 00:17:55.203 align:center a post office guy... 00:17:55.204 --> 00:17:57.727 align:center ...to um, deliver... 00:17:57.728 --> 00:18:00.295 align:center ...deliver a video, saying that it's from the past. 00:18:00.296 --> 00:18:02.515 align:center So, it's the past and the future coming together. 00:18:02.516 --> 00:18:03.951 align:center That's when we show up, coughing, 00:18:03.952 --> 00:18:07.389 align:center we got the dry ice coming out of the machine. 00:18:07.390 --> 00:18:08.435 align:center Bird? 00:18:10.350 --> 00:18:11.351 align:center Bird? 00:18:12.439 --> 00:18:14.179 align:center Oh, you're-- I see, 00:18:14.180 --> 00:18:16.181 align:center you're like, "Work's done for the day. 00:18:16.182 --> 00:18:19.662 align:center "We've done too much. It's time to play." 00:18:19.663 --> 00:18:21.838 align:center No problem. What's that? 00:18:21.839 --> 00:18:23.666 align:center Bird's favourite game? 00:18:23.667 --> 00:18:25.190 align:center Okay, ready? 00:18:25.191 --> 00:18:27.148 align:center Bird. 00:18:29.151 --> 00:18:31.022 align:center You're Batman. 00:18:32.154 --> 00:18:33.503 align:center Goodnight, Matt. 00:18:44.340 --> 00:18:46.385 align:center All right, well... 00:18:46.386 --> 00:18:47.517 align:center Uh... 00:18:50.216 --> 00:18:52.869 align:center Bird, I'm gonna get started! 00:19:01.270 --> 00:19:02.923 align:center Doc Brown: This readout tells you where you're going, 00:19:02.924 --> 00:19:04.185 align:center this one tells you where you are, 00:19:04.186 --> 00:19:05.491 align:center this one tells you where you were. 00:19:05.492 --> 00:19:07.581 align:center You input your destination time on this keypad. 00:19:09.104 --> 00:19:12.280 align:center ♪ Deep down in Louisiana close to New Orleans ♪ 00:19:12.281 --> 00:19:14.282 align:center ♪ Way back up in the woods among the evergreens ♪ 00:19:14.283 --> 00:19:15.631 align:center The flux capacitor. 00:19:15.632 --> 00:19:17.938 align:center ♪ There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood ♪ 00:19:17.939 --> 00:19:20.854 align:center ♪ Where lived a country boy named Johnny B. Goode ♪ 00:19:20.855 --> 00:19:23.204 align:center ♪ Who never ever learned to read or write so well ♪ 00:19:23.205 --> 00:19:25.250 align:center ♪ But he could play a guitar just like a-ringin' a bell ♪ 00:19:26.165 --> 00:19:27.861 align:center ♪ Go, go 00:19:27.862 --> 00:19:30.603 align:center ♪ Go, Johnny, go, go ♪ 00:19:30.604 --> 00:19:35.261 align:center ♪ Go, Johnny, go, go 00:19:36.262 --> 00:19:37.828 align:center ♪ Go, Johnny, go, go 00:19:39.961 --> 00:19:42.050 align:center ♪ Johnny B. Goode 00:19:47.664 --> 00:19:49.449 align:center Lafayette. How can I help you? 00:19:49.840 --> 00:19:52.190 align:center Hi, um... 00:19:52.191 --> 00:19:54.322 align:center I was thinking about, uh, 00:19:54.323 --> 00:19:57.195 align:center coming to play the open mic. 00:19:57.196 --> 00:20:02.635 align:center Jared! Hey! 00:20:02.636 --> 00:20:04.638 align:center Where do we keep the old cameras in here? 00:20:06.335 --> 00:20:08.380 align:center I need to find the old cameras from way back. 00:20:08.381 --> 00:20:09.991 align:center They're in the bin. 00:20:13.473 --> 00:20:15.343 align:center Oh, yes. Okay. 00:20:15.344 --> 00:20:17.476 align:center My name is Matt Johnson, if you're watching this, 00:20:17.477 --> 00:20:19.086 align:center I need your help. 00:20:19.087 --> 00:20:21.654 align:center I mistakenly invented a time machine, 00:20:21.655 --> 00:20:23.830 align:center and I played with it like a fool. 00:20:23.831 --> 00:20:26.006 align:center I went back to the year 2008, 00:20:26.007 --> 00:20:28.835 align:center and I have done something that has set off a chain of events 00:20:28.836 --> 00:20:30.663 align:center that has destroyed the future! 00:20:30.664 --> 00:20:33.187 align:center Okay, yeah! You just show up any time before 8 00:20:33.188 --> 00:20:34.623 align:center ask to speak to John. 00:20:34.624 --> 00:20:37.845 align:center Oh my God. Okay. And you're in Ottawa, right? So... 00:20:38.237 --> 00:20:39.715 align:center Yup sorry... yup. 00:20:39.716 --> 00:20:40.890 align:center A-pardon me sir? 00:20:40.891 --> 00:20:44.243 align:center How far away is Ottawa? I'm in Toronto. 00:20:45.331 --> 00:20:46.896 align:center Uh... it depends how fast you drive? 00:20:46.897 --> 00:20:48.507 align:center Anywhere between four... fuh- 00:20:48.508 --> 00:20:49.899 align:center four or five hours, I guess? 00:20:49.900 --> 00:20:52.119 align:center Rivoli, I am about to appear 00:20:52.120 --> 00:20:55.209 align:center in the year 2025, in your time! 00:20:55.210 --> 00:20:58.691 align:center And it is of vital importance that you let me and my band, 00:20:58.692 --> 00:21:01.868 align:center Nirvanna the Band, play a show at the Rivoli tonight, 00:21:01.869 --> 00:21:04.392 align:center in order to undo what I did! 00:21:04.393 --> 00:21:08.875 align:center So... do you have to be a band or a duo 00:21:08.876 --> 00:21:12.705 align:center or can you be... solo? 00:21:12.706 --> 00:21:16.099 align:center Watch! It's a full time machine! 00:21:16.100 --> 00:21:19.015 align:center I have the flux capacitor, I have the, uh, batteries... 00:21:19.016 --> 00:21:21.583 align:center Oh, man, I left my Orbitz in that stupid thing. 00:21:21.584 --> 00:21:23.585 align:center Let's do it again where I don't have the-- oh, shit! 00:21:23.586 --> 00:21:24.978 align:center Oh, fuck! We gotta do it-- 00:21:24.979 --> 00:21:26.849 align:center No! No! Oh, fuck! 00:21:26.850 --> 00:21:28.329 align:center Oh, no! 00:21:28.330 --> 00:21:31.811 align:center Oh, fuck! Oh, Jesus! 00:21:31.812 --> 00:21:34.292 align:center Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 00:21:34.293 --> 00:21:35.597 align:center Uh... Oh, my God. 00:21:35.598 --> 00:21:36.946 align:center Uh... 00:21:36.947 --> 00:21:38.339 align:center Put it out! You got it? 00:21:38.340 --> 00:21:39.775 align:center Oh, is that even gonna do anything? 00:21:39.776 --> 00:21:41.516 align:center - Put it out! - Yeah, I'm trying to put-- 00:21:41.517 --> 00:21:45.259 align:center So, I have a show booked, essentially? 00:21:45.260 --> 00:21:46.565 align:center Uh - I'm I'm sorry? 00:21:46.566 --> 00:21:47.827 align:center I... 00:21:47.828 --> 00:21:49.351 align:center You have a show booked in Ottawa? 00:21:49.699 --> 00:21:51.961 align:center I said I have a show booked tomorrow? 00:21:51.962 --> 00:21:53.441 align:center Yeah... Okay - Yeah. 00:21:53.442 --> 00:21:54.313 align:center Okay. Yeah. 00:21:55.226 --> 00:21:56.837 align:center Great, we'll see you tomorrow night then! 00:21:57.272 --> 00:21:59.055 align:center See you tomorrow night. Okay. Thank you. 00:21:59.056 --> 00:21:59.926 align:center K, bye. 00:21:59.927 --> 00:22:00.971 align:center Bye-bye. 00:22:11.242 --> 00:22:13.810 align:center Oh, fuck. 00:22:15.899 --> 00:22:17.944 align:center And the lights on it is what made it look good 00:22:17.945 --> 00:22:20.120 align:center in the first place. 00:22:20.121 --> 00:22:21.426 align:center Now, it's just like, junk. 00:22:21.427 --> 00:22:22.558 align:center Oh. 00:22:23.559 --> 00:22:24.734 align:center Shit. 00:23:43.422 --> 00:23:44.771 align:center ♪ Now it's a holiday 00:23:49.515 --> 00:23:50.732 align:center ♪ Now it's a holiday 00:23:59.481 --> 00:24:01.221 align:center ♪ I wanna free up from the vine ♪ 00:24:01.222 --> 00:24:02.832 align:center ♪ I wanna celebrate 00:24:04.660 --> 00:24:07.445 align:center ♪ Close enough to feel and now it's time to disappear ♪ 00:24:07.446 --> 00:24:09.403 align:center ♪ I wanna celebrate 00:24:09.404 --> 00:24:11.884 align:center ♪ So I can never feel the cold ♪ 00:24:17.020 --> 00:24:19.195 align:center ♪ ...never feel the cold 00:24:19.196 --> 00:24:21.372 align:center ♪ I can never feel the cold ♪ 00:24:22.548 --> 00:24:24.158 align:center ♪ Now it's a holiday 00:24:26.813 --> 00:24:28.422 align:center - Ah! - Ah! [bleep]! 00:24:28.423 --> 00:24:29.771 align:center - Aah! - Matt? 00:24:29.772 --> 00:24:31.381 align:center - Ah! - Ooh! 00:24:31.382 --> 00:24:32.426 align:center [bleep]! 00:24:32.427 --> 00:24:33.601 align:center What the [bleep] are you doing? 00:24:33.602 --> 00:24:34.994 align:center - What are you doing? - Oh, [bleep]! 00:24:34.995 --> 00:24:37.039 align:center Hey, Matt. 00:24:37.040 --> 00:24:38.824 align:center - What is this [bleep]? - Uh, um. 00:24:38.825 --> 00:24:40.086 align:center - I'm being kidnapped? - Um... 00:24:40.087 --> 00:24:41.870 align:center I-- I needed to just take it. 00:24:41.871 --> 00:24:44.307 align:center Okay, hold on. Just tell me what's going on. 00:24:44.308 --> 00:24:45.395 align:center I will. Yeah, okay. 00:24:45.396 --> 00:24:46.571 align:center 'Cause I don't wanna get angry. 00:24:46.572 --> 00:24:49.225 align:center - You know how... - "You know how" what? 00:24:49.226 --> 00:24:51.358 align:center - You know how when you-- - "How when" what? 00:24:51.359 --> 00:24:54.666 align:center - If you just went, uh... - If you went when how what? 00:24:54.667 --> 00:24:56.581 align:center I'm getting fucked over, aren't I? 00:24:56.582 --> 00:24:59.410 align:center No, no, no, I was just, um, uh... 00:25:05.286 --> 00:25:07.069 align:center Okay, listen to this... 00:25:07.070 --> 00:25:09.332 align:center time machine plan. 00:25:09.333 --> 00:25:11.596 align:center What are you doing? 00:25:11.597 --> 00:25:13.946 align:center Doing the time machine plan. 00:25:13.947 --> 00:25:16.296 align:center Doing-- Doing the time machine plan? 00:25:16.297 --> 00:25:18.038 align:center Did you say you're "Doing the time machine plan"? 00:25:18.995 --> 00:25:20.213 align:center Yeah. 00:25:20.214 --> 00:25:21.823 align:center Oh, we're going to The Rivoli right now? 00:25:21.824 --> 00:25:23.172 align:center - Yes. - Oh! 00:25:24.523 --> 00:25:26.132 align:center That's why you're driving so fast? 00:25:26.133 --> 00:25:29.657 align:center Yeah. Um, and as far as I'm concerned, 00:25:29.658 --> 00:25:32.181 align:center we are playing the Rivoli tonight. 00:25:32.182 --> 00:25:35.663 align:center Jay, watch out! Watch out! 00:25:35.664 --> 00:25:39.232 align:center Ah! 00:25:39.233 --> 00:25:43.062 align:center Oh my God. Oh, I saw a flash of white light, and then a... 00:25:43.063 --> 00:25:44.367 align:center And then, it's-- 00:25:44.368 --> 00:25:45.760 align:center Where did that streetcar come from? 00:25:45.761 --> 00:25:48.328 align:center Ah, fuck I hit my ass. 00:25:48.329 --> 00:25:49.503 align:center Oh, my God. 00:25:49.504 --> 00:25:51.461 align:center Ah. 00:25:51.462 --> 00:25:53.246 align:center How you doin'? 00:25:53.247 --> 00:25:55.335 align:center Sorry about this. 00:25:55.336 --> 00:25:57.990 align:center It could've been a lot worse. Right? 00:25:57.991 --> 00:26:01.515 align:center Like, could've been a lot-- could've been a lot worse. 00:26:01.516 --> 00:26:03.039 align:center Bird? 00:26:04.388 --> 00:26:06.476 align:center You're missing a great visual joke. 00:26:06.477 --> 00:26:08.915 align:center Uh, I'm gonna go. 00:26:10.177 --> 00:26:11.917 align:center - Sure, let's go. - Uh, no, no, no. 00:26:11.918 --> 00:26:15.224 align:center - We should clean this up. - Yeah, let's clean this up. 00:26:15.225 --> 00:26:16.662 align:center Oh. Whoa. 00:26:19.752 --> 00:26:21.405 align:center Oh, my God. Look at this. 00:26:23.059 --> 00:26:24.886 align:center Oh, my God. 00:26:24.887 --> 00:26:26.932 align:center What the hell? 00:26:26.933 --> 00:26:29.413 align:center Oh, someone else got a show at The Rivoli. 00:26:30.371 --> 00:26:31.414 align:center Goddamn it. 00:26:31.415 --> 00:26:33.808 align:center - You know, I gotta go. - What? 00:26:33.809 --> 00:26:35.941 align:center Oh, 'cause you're mad about this? 00:26:35.942 --> 00:26:38.944 align:center We're gonna get the show. I promise. 00:26:38.945 --> 00:26:41.381 align:center Hey, look at that, tourists. Tourists, Bird. 00:26:41.382 --> 00:26:43.992 align:center Hi. Welcome to Toronto. 00:26:43.993 --> 00:26:46.081 align:center Come check us out at The Rivoli later! 00:26:46.082 --> 00:26:47.517 align:center But we don't have a show... 00:26:47.518 --> 00:26:49.389 align:center Well, we-- we could be playing any day. 00:26:51.131 --> 00:26:52.784 align:center Uh... Toron... I know this looks bad. 00:26:52.785 --> 00:26:56.396 align:center We just hit this Now Magazine box with our RV by accident. 00:26:56.397 --> 00:26:58.441 align:center This doesn't speak for Toronto generally. 00:26:58.442 --> 00:26:59.878 align:center Enjoy. 00:26:59.879 --> 00:27:01.880 align:center Okay, we gotta clean this up and get outta here. 00:27:01.881 --> 00:27:05.361 align:center - Yeah, uh, you know what? - Yeah? 00:27:05.362 --> 00:27:07.146 align:center You clean this up. 00:27:07.147 --> 00:27:09.627 align:center I'll take the RV to the shop, make sure there's no damage. 00:27:09.628 --> 00:27:11.541 align:center Come on. We'll move this thing in two minutes, 00:27:11.542 --> 00:27:13.500 align:center if you just help me... help me lift this up. 00:27:13.501 --> 00:27:14.936 align:center Yeah, okay. 00:27:18.419 --> 00:27:20.725 align:center - Let's go see a movie. - See a... 00:27:20.726 --> 00:27:22.770 align:center Let's see a movie together. Look. We're right here. 00:27:22.771 --> 00:27:25.991 align:center When's the last time you and I saw a movie together, like friends? 00:27:25.992 --> 00:27:28.081 align:center You want to see a movie? 00:27:29.212 --> 00:27:30.865 align:center You like that? 00:27:30.866 --> 00:27:34.216 align:center Yeah! Right now? 00:27:34.217 --> 00:27:36.131 align:center - Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! - Hey. 00:27:36.132 --> 00:27:38.525 align:center We gotta wait for The Rivoli to open anyway. 00:27:38.526 --> 00:27:40.701 align:center And it's dark in there. 00:27:40.702 --> 00:27:42.747 align:center What'd you say? 00:27:42.748 --> 00:27:43.618 align:center Jay? 00:27:47.100 --> 00:27:48.578 align:center It's the weekend, Budnick. 00:27:48.579 --> 00:27:50.103 align:center I don't know you. You do not exist. 00:27:51.234 --> 00:27:52.278 align:center Shit. 00:27:53.410 --> 00:27:54.541 align:center Nice car. 00:27:54.542 --> 00:27:58.153 align:center I'm just gonna go to the bathroom. 00:27:58.154 --> 00:28:01.417 align:center What do you mean? The movie just started. 00:28:01.418 --> 00:28:02.811 align:center Goodbye, Matt. 00:28:06.293 --> 00:28:08.076 align:center What are you doing? 00:28:08.077 --> 00:28:09.338 align:center Move! What... 00:28:09.339 --> 00:28:10.949 align:center Sorry. Yeah. 00:28:10.950 --> 00:28:12.733 align:center - Excuse me. - Yeah, go. 00:28:12.734 --> 00:28:15.997 align:center Sorry. Sorry. Excuse me. 00:28:15.998 --> 00:28:17.564 align:center Melissa on screen: Not to mention, it's pathetic. 00:28:17.565 --> 00:28:18.478 align:center Goodbye, Matt. 00:28:18.479 --> 00:28:19.871 align:center Right. 00:28:19.872 --> 00:28:22.264 align:center - And the worst part is... - Jesus Christ. 00:28:28.619 --> 00:28:29.837 align:center I was just gonna say that. 00:28:29.838 --> 00:28:31.273 align:center See? 00:28:31.274 --> 00:28:33.319 align:center I just wish your friends were as mature as you. 00:28:33.320 --> 00:28:34.929 align:center They are mature, actually. 00:28:34.930 --> 00:28:36.931 align:center You just have to get to know them better. 00:28:36.932 --> 00:28:38.716 align:center Paging Dr. Faggot! 00:28:41.676 --> 00:28:43.459 align:center Dr. Faggot! 00:28:45.854 --> 00:28:47.507 align:center I should go. 00:28:47.508 --> 00:28:48.900 align:center That's a good idea, Dr. Faggot. 00:28:53.035 --> 00:28:53.861 align:center Uh-oh. 00:28:58.258 --> 00:28:59.911 align:center Oh, I'm sorry! 00:28:59.912 --> 00:29:01.174 align:center Sorry! 00:29:05.569 --> 00:29:06.656 align:center Okay. 00:29:06.657 --> 00:29:09.181 align:center Jay. Jay! 00:29:09.182 --> 00:29:11.183 align:center - Jay, Jay! - [bleep]. Oh, [bleep]. 00:29:11.184 --> 00:29:15.317 align:center Um, uh, um... 00:29:15.318 --> 00:29:16.405 align:center Jay. 00:29:16.406 --> 00:29:18.451 align:center Yeah. I was, uh... 00:29:18.452 --> 00:29:21.237 align:center Oh, my God. 00:29:23.587 --> 00:29:24.719 align:center Oh, God. 00:29:25.981 --> 00:29:27.896 align:center I-I can explain this, okay? 00:29:33.336 --> 00:29:36.861 align:center Actually, Matt... I need to-- 00:29:36.862 --> 00:29:38.211 align:center It's 2008. 00:29:40.604 --> 00:29:42.083 align:center What? 00:29:42.084 --> 00:29:46.567 align:center The time machine worked somehow and we are in 2008. 00:29:50.571 --> 00:29:52.877 align:center Do you-- Do you understand? 00:29:52.878 --> 00:29:54.443 align:center We are-- We are time travelers. 00:29:54.444 --> 00:29:55.618 align:center Okay, no. 00:29:55.619 --> 00:29:58.056 align:center Um, yeah. Look. I'll prove it to you. 00:29:58.057 --> 00:29:59.840 align:center Watch, watch, watch. The time machine works. 00:29:59.841 --> 00:30:01.363 align:center Look, okay? Uh, look. 00:30:01.364 --> 00:30:03.583 align:center Okay. We'll go to... 00:30:06.021 --> 00:30:07.543 align:center Okay, watch this. 00:30:07.544 --> 00:30:09.982 align:center Hold onto your butts! 00:30:11.331 --> 00:30:12.461 align:center Ah! 00:30:12.462 --> 00:30:14.333 align:center I'm accelerating us to 88 kilom-- 00:30:14.334 --> 00:30:15.769 align:center or is it miles an hour? 00:30:15.770 --> 00:30:17.423 align:center Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... 00:30:17.424 --> 00:30:19.207 align:center Just watch! You'll be laughing in a second. 00:30:19.208 --> 00:30:20.948 align:center Okay. Come on. 00:30:20.949 --> 00:30:21.994 align:center Come on! 00:30:22.995 --> 00:30:24.691 align:center 80. 85! 00:30:24.692 --> 00:30:27.781 align:center Can you... Can you slow down? 00:30:27.782 --> 00:30:29.957 align:center 88! Hold on to something! 00:30:31.177 --> 00:30:33.221 align:center What?! 00:30:33.222 --> 00:30:34.570 align:center Oh, no! 00:30:34.571 --> 00:30:35.920 align:center Okay, something must be wrong with this thing. 00:30:35.921 --> 00:30:37.660 align:center Hold on. I'll fix it. I'll fix it. 00:30:37.661 --> 00:30:39.053 align:center Goddamn it. 00:30:39.054 --> 00:30:40.228 align:center - Okay. - Okay. 00:30:40.229 --> 00:30:41.360 align:center - Okay. - Okay, okay. 00:30:41.361 --> 00:30:43.580 align:center So this... 2008, this is right. 00:30:44.581 --> 00:30:46.974 align:center Was it the time thing? What is... 00:30:46.975 --> 00:30:48.933 align:center Um, all right, I can figure this out. 00:30:48.934 --> 00:30:51.152 align:center - I can figure this out. - Goodbye, Matt. 00:30:51.153 --> 00:30:52.762 align:center Where are you going?! 00:30:52.763 --> 00:30:54.025 align:center Jay! You can't... 00:30:54.026 --> 00:30:55.722 align:center You can't go out there. It's too... too... 00:30:55.723 --> 00:30:58.638 align:center What's he doing? Bird, no, no, no, no, no, no! 00:30:58.639 --> 00:31:01.033 align:center Jay! 00:31:02.425 --> 00:31:04.339 align:center Bird, Bird! 00:31:04.340 --> 00:31:06.734 align:center You can't go out there. 00:31:26.232 --> 00:31:27.320 align:center What year is it? 00:31:27.842 --> 00:31:29.191 align:center 2008, sir. 00:31:31.672 --> 00:31:32.847 align:center Oh, [bleep]. 00:31:33.892 --> 00:31:35.328 align:center Oh, [bleep]! 00:31:38.592 --> 00:31:39.809 align:center - Matt? - Yes? 00:31:39.810 --> 00:31:42.508 align:center - It's 2008. - I told you! 00:31:44.990 --> 00:31:47.209 align:center I'm gonna find a place to hide this RV. 00:31:56.175 --> 00:31:58.350 align:center Okay, I think we're safe here. 00:31:58.351 --> 00:31:59.787 align:center We're not safe. 00:32:00.962 --> 00:32:02.920 align:center Well, I just mean nobody's gonna notice us. 00:32:02.921 --> 00:32:04.312 align:center You know, you really [bleep] us up-- 00:32:04.313 --> 00:32:05.835 align:center - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - This is [bleep]. 00:32:05.836 --> 00:32:07.925 align:center I-- You were the one-- I did not do anything. 00:32:07.926 --> 00:32:10.188 align:center - Huh? - You're the one who was driving the car. 00:32:10.189 --> 00:32:13.321 align:center And then, I'm instantly in a car accident. 00:32:13.322 --> 00:32:15.367 align:center I didn't see-- like a streetcar came out of nowhere. 00:32:15.368 --> 00:32:18.587 align:center It didn't come out of nowhere. It was just there in 2008. 00:32:18.588 --> 00:32:20.676 align:center And when we went through the flash... 00:32:20.677 --> 00:32:21.895 align:center - Yeah. - ...we appeared. 00:32:21.896 --> 00:32:23.549 align:center It's just like in Back to the Futureone. 00:32:23.550 --> 00:32:25.203 align:center No, or Back to the Future Two. 00:32:25.204 --> 00:32:26.944 align:center It happens in Back to the Future Threeas well. 00:32:26.945 --> 00:32:28.946 align:center [bleep] We gotta figure how to get back. 00:32:28.947 --> 00:32:30.643 align:center - Yes. - How do we even go back? 00:32:30.644 --> 00:32:33.254 align:center We must've gone through like a wormhole or something. 00:32:33.255 --> 00:32:36.997 align:center We are trapped in 2008. The question is 00:32:36.998 --> 00:32:40.609 align:center "How can we use this to get a show at The Rivoli?" 00:32:40.610 --> 00:32:44.874 align:center No, hold on. Like, that-- that's secondary now, okay? 00:32:44.875 --> 00:32:46.311 align:center First things first. 00:32:46.312 --> 00:32:48.530 align:center Okay, so we have travelled... 00:32:48.531 --> 00:32:52.143 align:center here, into 2008. 00:32:52.144 --> 00:32:53.361 align:center This is us now. 00:32:53.362 --> 00:32:54.536 align:center Goddamn it. 00:32:54.537 --> 00:32:59.193 align:center So, we're gonna go forwards back to 2025, 00:32:59.194 --> 00:33:04.024 align:center but this will be a new 2025 if we change anything here. 00:33:04.025 --> 00:33:05.634 align:center Wait, wait. Whoa, whoa. 00:33:05.635 --> 00:33:07.681 align:center It was an Ashton Kutcher movie. 00:33:09.117 --> 00:33:10.726 align:center Butterfly Effect. 00:33:10.727 --> 00:33:14.730 align:center Anything we affect could have insane ramifications. 00:33:14.731 --> 00:33:17.211 align:center So our present can get changed? 00:33:17.212 --> 00:33:19.692 align:center We could come back to a future where 00:33:19.693 --> 00:33:21.215 align:center The Rivoli doesn't exist. 00:33:21.216 --> 00:33:24.262 align:center Or maybe another venue, like maybe somewhere in Ottawa. 00:33:24.263 --> 00:33:26.438 align:center Forget that! What if we come back and, all of a sudden, 00:33:26.439 --> 00:33:28.396 align:center you-- you're not a piano player anymore? 00:33:28.397 --> 00:33:31.443 align:center Maybe I'm a drummer and we're a ska band. 00:33:31.444 --> 00:33:34.794 align:center No Doubt before Gwen Stefani. Have you heard that music? 00:33:34.795 --> 00:33:36.491 align:center Look it up. Have you heard it? 00:33:36.492 --> 00:33:38.798 align:center - Let's keep thinking about-- - Let's focus on the plan. 00:33:38.799 --> 00:33:40.626 align:center You built a toy time machine. 00:33:40.627 --> 00:33:42.845 align:center - Uh-huh. - And then it worked... 00:33:42.846 --> 00:33:45.153 align:center - Somehow. - ...but now it's broken. 00:33:46.937 --> 00:33:49.069 align:center Maybe you need to just sort of look under the hood. 00:33:49.070 --> 00:33:52.116 align:center - Wait. - Maybe something's just loose. 00:33:52.117 --> 00:33:55.249 align:center It is broken. I broke it last night. 00:33:55.250 --> 00:33:57.773 align:center I spilled the Orbitz on it. 00:33:57.774 --> 00:33:59.645 align:center Holy [bleep]. 00:33:59.646 --> 00:34:01.126 align:center But it's back on. 00:34:02.083 --> 00:34:03.389 align:center Oh, my God. 00:34:05.608 --> 00:34:07.088 align:center - What? - This-- 00:34:09.612 --> 00:34:11.657 align:center Oh, no! I ruined it! 00:34:11.658 --> 00:34:13.833 align:center Oh, I fucking ruined it! 00:34:13.834 --> 00:34:16.227 align:center That's too stupid, isn't it? 00:34:16.228 --> 00:34:18.055 align:center What? Tell-- Talk to me. 00:34:18.056 --> 00:34:20.057 align:center Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 00:34:20.058 --> 00:34:22.233 align:center Bird, this is gonna sound crazy. 00:34:22.234 --> 00:34:24.278 align:center - What? What did it do? - The Orbitz! 00:34:24.279 --> 00:34:25.975 align:center I spilt a bottle of Orbitz. 00:34:25.976 --> 00:34:28.456 align:center - Is there any left? - No. I'm out. 00:34:28.457 --> 00:34:30.284 align:center Um, but we just need to find a way 00:34:30.285 --> 00:34:32.286 align:center to get another bottle or something like that. 00:34:32.287 --> 00:34:33.766 align:center But that was your last bottle. 00:34:33.767 --> 00:34:35.985 align:center There wasn't even any left back now, in 2008. 00:34:35.986 --> 00:34:37.813 align:center They stopped making this in 1999. 00:34:37.814 --> 00:34:40.817 align:center I know, it was such a big deal when we found that whole-- 00:34:41.905 --> 00:34:43.036 align:center That's right. 00:34:43.037 --> 00:34:45.082 align:center This is my last bottle in 2025, 00:34:45.083 --> 00:34:47.997 align:center but in 2008, we still have a whole case. 00:34:47.998 --> 00:34:50.478 align:center At the apartment. That's where we gotta go. 00:34:50.479 --> 00:34:52.480 align:center And that means, you guys, you can't be out here with-- 00:34:52.481 --> 00:34:54.308 align:center waving your cameras around like that. 00:34:54.309 --> 00:34:56.745 align:center Because, look, they've got the futuristic video cameras. 00:34:56.746 --> 00:34:58.051 align:center - They're looking-- - Exactly, they're like-- 00:34:58.052 --> 00:34:59.879 align:center Look at Luca. He looks like... 00:34:59.880 --> 00:35:02.055 align:center He looks like he's from The Matrix. 00:35:02.056 --> 00:35:05.537 align:center So this whole 2008 sequence, which would be very hard 00:35:05.538 --> 00:35:07.843 align:center to fake if this were not really 2008, 00:35:07.844 --> 00:35:09.237 align:center will not be filmed. 00:35:10.195 --> 00:35:11.717 align:center Well what if we use the old cameras? 00:35:11.718 --> 00:35:12.761 align:center Oh, use the old camera? 00:35:12.762 --> 00:35:14.720 align:center Yeah, okay, in that case, you can. 00:35:14.721 --> 00:35:16.287 align:center Yeah, okay. You have to use this. 00:35:44.229 --> 00:35:45.578 align:center Oh, my God. 00:35:48.624 --> 00:35:50.713 align:center Ah! Oh, wow. 00:35:51.671 --> 00:35:53.193 align:center Goths. 00:35:53.194 --> 00:35:54.586 align:center Wow. 00:35:54.587 --> 00:35:55.849 align:center Real goths. 00:35:57.764 --> 00:36:00.635 align:center Look at the gothness of it. 00:36:00.636 --> 00:36:02.246 align:center They're goths! 00:36:02.247 --> 00:36:03.769 align:center Wow. 00:36:03.770 --> 00:36:05.118 align:center Men forgot that's a great way 00:36:05.119 --> 00:36:06.902 align:center to score girls way out of your, uh... 00:36:06.903 --> 00:36:08.600 align:center Matt. 00:36:08.601 --> 00:36:10.123 align:center What? 00:36:10.124 --> 00:36:13.649 align:center That guy looks just like me. See the guy down there? 00:36:14.781 --> 00:36:16.652 align:center That guy looks like me. 00:36:17.610 --> 00:36:18.958 align:center He's got your hat. 00:36:18.959 --> 00:36:20.265 align:center Jay, it's us. That's us. 00:36:21.266 --> 00:36:22.832 align:center Holy [bleep]. 00:36:25.748 --> 00:36:27.620 align:center Oh, look. They even have a little Jared. 00:36:28.621 --> 00:36:31.318 align:center Jared... there's you filming us. 00:36:31.319 --> 00:36:33.668 align:center Oh, my God. Look how young he looks. 00:36:33.669 --> 00:36:35.540 align:center Past Matt: Actually, no, here. Jay, put one right here. 00:36:35.541 --> 00:36:36.845 align:center - Put right here. - Where? 00:36:36.846 --> 00:36:38.804 align:center No, on this side with me. On this side with me. 00:36:38.805 --> 00:36:40.066 align:center - Okay. - Come to this side. 00:36:40.067 --> 00:36:42.634 align:center No, no, no, put one right against this thing. 00:36:42.635 --> 00:36:45.071 align:center - Okay. - On this side! 00:36:45.072 --> 00:36:46.377 align:center What the hell are we doing? 00:36:46.378 --> 00:36:48.117 align:center That's, uh, we're... we're... It's a plan. 00:36:48.118 --> 00:36:49.771 align:center This is one of my classic plans. Look. 00:36:49.772 --> 00:36:53.166 align:center Flyer plan! Oh, my God! 00:36:53.167 --> 00:36:54.689 align:center That's a good plan! 00:36:54.690 --> 00:36:58.825 align:center How did this not work? We should do this plan again. 00:37:04.309 --> 00:37:05.396 align:center Jay, I got a feeling 00:37:05.397 --> 00:37:07.355 align:center things are gonna work out okay for us. 00:37:10.663 --> 00:37:13.926 align:center Is that a cop? Are those police officers looking at us? 00:37:13.927 --> 00:37:16.929 align:center Let's go down this way. Let's just walk down this way. 00:37:16.930 --> 00:37:18.236 align:center Oh, shit! Hide, hide! 00:37:22.588 --> 00:37:24.503 align:center Do you think that guy looks like me? 00:37:25.504 --> 00:37:28.289 align:center That guy? Looks like me. 00:37:29.377 --> 00:37:32.336 align:center It's 'cause he's got that hat. 00:37:32.337 --> 00:37:34.468 align:center Sick. 00:37:34.469 --> 00:37:35.862 align:center Guy looks like you. 00:37:37.516 --> 00:37:39.778 align:center Okay, okay, this is our chance. 00:37:39.779 --> 00:37:41.083 align:center - Come on. - Yeah, yeah. 00:37:41.084 --> 00:37:42.520 align:center - It's caught on my-- - That's my jacket. 00:37:42.521 --> 00:37:44.609 align:center - You put it inside out. - Come on, come on, come on. 00:37:44.610 --> 00:37:45.915 align:center Your hat! 00:37:52.487 --> 00:37:53.793 align:center Sorry, sorry. 00:37:56.230 --> 00:37:57.796 align:center - Uh, okay. - Okay, let's just go. 00:37:57.797 --> 00:37:59.145 align:center - Let's go! - Yeah, right. 00:37:59.146 --> 00:38:00.494 align:center Oh, God. Man, it's open. 00:38:00.495 --> 00:38:03.367 align:center Remember our old apartment? 00:38:03.368 --> 00:38:06.370 align:center Okay, all right. 00:38:06.371 --> 00:38:07.936 align:center Okay, quick in and out. 00:38:07.937 --> 00:38:09.416 align:center Yeah, I think we left the Orbitz 00:38:09.417 --> 00:38:10.939 align:center on top of the oven, right? 00:38:10.940 --> 00:38:12.854 align:center Yeah, but we can't touch anything else. 00:38:12.855 --> 00:38:14.247 align:center Oh, right yeah, Butterfly Effect. 00:38:14.248 --> 00:38:15.901 align:center This is just like Aladdin. 00:38:15.902 --> 00:38:18.164 align:center Touch nothing but the Orbitz. 00:38:18.165 --> 00:38:19.558 align:center Go. 00:38:20.950 --> 00:38:22.516 align:center Okay. We gotta make it seem-- 00:38:22.517 --> 00:38:23.909 align:center - They're right there. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:38:23.910 --> 00:38:25.693 align:center I'm getting the Orbitz, and then we're outta here. 00:38:25.694 --> 00:38:27.348 align:center - Okay. - Come on, come on. 00:38:31.570 --> 00:38:32.874 align:center It's empty. 00:38:32.875 --> 00:38:34.702 align:center Look. Look around. Look around for them. 00:38:34.703 --> 00:38:36.531 align:center - Come on. - Find 'em! 00:38:40.927 --> 00:38:43.276 align:center Where the fuck are they? 00:38:43.277 --> 00:38:46.932 align:center Fuckin' loot the place! 00:38:46.933 --> 00:38:48.107 align:center Shh, shh, shh, shh. 00:38:50.806 --> 00:38:53.068 align:center - Oh, [bleep]! - Oh, my God. 00:38:56.943 --> 00:38:58.944 align:center No, not Jared, not Jared. 00:38:58.945 --> 00:39:00.598 align:center Why not? Why not? 00:39:02.122 --> 00:39:04.079 align:center Past Matt: Okay, we gotta rehearse, we gotta rehearse. 00:39:04.080 --> 00:39:05.951 align:center Come on! Come on! Come on! 00:39:05.952 --> 00:39:07.300 align:center Past Jay: Think it's gonna work? 00:39:07.301 --> 00:39:09.215 align:center Past Matt: As far as I'm concerned, 00:39:09.216 --> 00:39:11.086 align:center we are playing The Rivoli tonight. 00:39:11.087 --> 00:39:12.653 align:center So, what were we doing before we left? 00:39:13.960 --> 00:39:15.439 align:center Do I have a driver? No, I'm driving myself. 00:39:15.440 --> 00:39:16.570 align:center Past Jay: What do we cut to? 00:39:16.571 --> 00:39:18.050 align:center Past Matt: He's on his way there. 00:39:18.051 --> 00:39:19.791 align:center - Past Jay: Oh, okay, uh... - Actually, you know what? 00:39:19.792 --> 00:39:21.009 align:center Let's just cut right to the fight. 00:39:21.010 --> 00:39:23.360 align:center Past Jay: Okay. 00:39:23.361 --> 00:39:27.059 align:center You're on your last legs, Creamed Corn. 00:39:27.060 --> 00:39:30.889 align:center You should've thought twice before you crossed Can Opener. 00:39:30.890 --> 00:39:31.890 align:center For God's sakes. 00:39:31.891 --> 00:39:33.849 align:center My name is your arch nemesis-- 00:39:36.548 --> 00:39:39.376 align:center You shoulda thought twice before you crossed me... 00:39:39.377 --> 00:39:41.595 align:center You're gonna get us thrown in jail. 00:39:41.596 --> 00:39:43.858 align:center "Go to jail?" Did you say, "Go to jail"? 00:39:43.859 --> 00:39:45.207 align:center Could go to jail. 00:39:45.208 --> 00:39:48.080 align:center Oh, yeah, illegal time travel. 00:39:48.081 --> 00:39:50.343 align:center - "I hereby sentence you--" - Is that true? 00:39:50.344 --> 00:39:52.998 align:center That's what he's saying, jail for this. 00:39:52.999 --> 00:39:54.696 align:center - Jail? - Jail. 00:39:55.784 --> 00:39:56.958 align:center Ridiculous. 00:39:56.959 --> 00:39:59.874 align:center Past Matt: I have you now, Creamed Corn! 00:39:59.875 --> 00:40:03.051 align:center Let him come fuckin' find me. 00:40:03.052 --> 00:40:04.270 align:center Let him find me. 00:40:04.271 --> 00:40:06.490 align:center What I'm gonna do. I'll grab my young self. 00:40:08.101 --> 00:40:10.624 align:center ♪ Castlevania, Fatal Fury, Ninja JaJaMaru-kun ♪ 00:40:10.625 --> 00:40:14.149 align:center ♪ ActRaiser, Blazing Lazers, Bases Loaded, Mega Turrican ♪ 00:40:14.150 --> 00:40:17.109 align:center ♪ Cybernator, Rolling Thunder, Dynastic Hero ♪ 00:40:17.110 --> 00:40:18.980 align:center ♪ Bubble Bobble, Double Dribble ♪ 00:40:18.981 --> 00:40:20.852 align:center - ♪ Double Dragon, F-Zero - I get it. 00:40:20.853 --> 00:40:23.332 align:center Past Matt: Creamed corn, you son of a bitch! 00:40:23.333 --> 00:40:25.030 align:center What? You didn't think 00:40:25.031 --> 00:40:27.728 align:center a super villain named Can Opener would be-- 00:40:31.516 --> 00:40:33.605 align:center I think they're gone. 00:40:36.303 --> 00:40:37.521 align:center - Hey. - What? 00:40:37.522 --> 00:40:40.001 align:center Shh, shh. I think they're gone. 00:40:40.002 --> 00:40:42.657 align:center Let's go. Let's go. Perfect. 00:40:45.181 --> 00:40:46.530 align:center - Okay, okay. - Let's get out. 00:40:54.930 --> 00:40:58.411 align:center Jay, I thought you were-- wanted to sleep. 00:40:58.412 --> 00:41:00.501 align:center Let's do-- Let's do a quick rehearsal. 00:41:02.024 --> 00:41:03.722 align:center Sure, I'll play something on the piano. 00:41:08.553 --> 00:41:10.771 align:center - Past Matt: Are you there? - Yeah. 00:41:10.772 --> 00:41:12.991 align:center I'll go look upstairs. 00:41:31.576 --> 00:41:33.185 align:center I feel like we've played that before. 00:41:33.186 --> 00:41:35.230 align:center I feel like we played that before. 00:41:35.231 --> 00:41:38.365 align:center Do a... Just something new. Do something new. 00:42:07.220 --> 00:42:08.655 align:center Matt. 00:42:09.962 --> 00:42:11.136 align:center Hey. 00:42:13.313 --> 00:42:14.793 align:center What are you doing? 00:42:15.794 --> 00:42:17.403 align:center Oh, this is... 00:42:17.404 --> 00:42:20.537 align:center I'm visiting you in your dream... 00:42:20.538 --> 00:42:22.539 align:center to bring you this idea for a song 00:42:22.540 --> 00:42:24.323 align:center to play with the band. 00:42:25.804 --> 00:42:27.500 align:center And this is-- and I'm a spirit. 00:42:27.501 --> 00:42:29.850 align:center And I'm a Dickensian spirit 00:42:29.851 --> 00:42:32.244 align:center to bring you the melody of this song. 00:42:32.245 --> 00:42:33.985 align:center ♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do 00:42:33.986 --> 00:42:35.160 align:center ♪ Do-do-do- do-do-do ♪ 00:42:35.161 --> 00:42:37.466 align:center Oh, you! 00:42:39.034 --> 00:42:40.905 align:center Good night. 00:42:40.906 --> 00:42:42.037 align:center Bye. 00:42:52.482 --> 00:42:54.919 align:center Got it. 00:43:06.192 --> 00:43:07.106 align:center Hey. 00:43:08.107 --> 00:43:10.370 align:center Hey... Bird. 00:43:12.111 --> 00:43:14.329 align:center I had a crazy dream. 00:43:14.330 --> 00:43:17.419 align:center I heard this... song. 00:43:17.420 --> 00:43:20.335 align:center ♪ Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun 00:43:20.336 --> 00:43:23.295 align:center And you were there, you were a spirit. 00:43:23.296 --> 00:43:25.864 align:center Des-- Descended spirit? 00:43:29.302 --> 00:43:31.259 align:center Right... 00:43:31.260 --> 00:43:32.697 align:center Hey, let's watch some TV. 00:43:33.872 --> 00:43:35.263 align:center The H1N1 flu virus... 00:43:35.264 --> 00:43:37.527 align:center H1N1. 00:43:38.920 --> 00:43:40.791 align:center Oh, yeah. It's, uh, swine flu. 00:43:40.792 --> 00:43:44.011 align:center Maybe they'll get a, uh... 00:43:44.012 --> 00:43:47.189 align:center ...a vaccine that they force us all to take for that. 00:43:49.583 --> 00:43:52.063 align:center Past Jay: Oh, I forgot to tell you about my grandma. 00:43:52.064 --> 00:43:55.370 align:center My mom's going to Montreal right now to visit her. 00:43:55.371 --> 00:43:57.286 align:center She might have to be put in a home. 00:43:58.331 --> 00:44:00.027 align:center Pretty... 00:44:00.028 --> 00:44:01.550 align:center It's pretty real stuff, you know? 00:44:01.551 --> 00:44:04.293 align:center Getting old is... Not looking forward to it. 00:44:09.429 --> 00:44:13.737 align:center You know, um, the truth is, 00:44:13.738 --> 00:44:17.044 align:center if you've got a... best friend, 00:44:17.045 --> 00:44:19.917 align:center you won't even notice getting older. 00:44:26.794 --> 00:44:28.795 align:center Do you like Russell Peters? 00:44:28.796 --> 00:44:31.624 align:center Okay, big question. 00:44:31.625 --> 00:44:35.715 align:center He was doing race comedy at the right... 00:44:35.716 --> 00:44:38.065 align:center Man, I mean, it's so... 00:44:38.066 --> 00:44:39.806 align:center Russell... Oh, dude, it's 2008? 00:44:39.807 --> 00:44:41.460 align:center I don't like him. 00:44:41.461 --> 00:44:44.115 align:center Yeah, I'm sayin' the same thing. 00:44:44.116 --> 00:44:46.508 align:center Okay, I, uh, I gotta go. 00:44:46.509 --> 00:44:47.814 align:center Past Jay: All right, well, you know, 00:44:47.815 --> 00:44:49.381 align:center I'm gonna take a shower or something and then... 00:44:49.382 --> 00:44:50.469 align:center Great. 00:44:50.470 --> 00:44:51.818 align:center I'll be ready in like half hour 00:44:51.819 --> 00:44:54.560 align:center and we can go over... whatever, or something. 00:44:54.561 --> 00:44:55.779 align:center Go over ever-- Go over what? 00:44:55.780 --> 00:44:56.954 align:center Past Jay: That's right. I don't know. 00:44:56.955 --> 00:44:58.520 align:center - Get rid of him. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:44:58.521 --> 00:44:59.696 align:center Right, yes, yes, yes. 00:44:59.697 --> 00:45:00.958 align:center You want me to light off some fireworks? 00:45:00.959 --> 00:45:02.481 align:center Wonderful. Fire-- Perfect. 00:45:02.482 --> 00:45:04.483 align:center - Yep, good. - All right. 00:45:04.484 --> 00:45:06.225 align:center - Great. - That was stupid. 00:45:08.096 --> 00:45:09.707 align:center Goodbye, Jay. 00:45:11.360 --> 00:45:12.405 align:center Whew. 00:45:17.976 --> 00:45:19.759 align:center - I was about to make-- - Let's go, let's go. 00:45:19.760 --> 00:45:22.066 align:center I was about to make a really big mistake today. 00:45:22.067 --> 00:45:23.981 align:center Sorry. You what? 00:45:23.982 --> 00:45:26.898 align:center I was about to make a really big mistake today. 00:45:28.029 --> 00:45:29.987 align:center - This morning... - Yes? 00:45:29.988 --> 00:45:31.729 align:center ...I was trying to escape. 00:45:34.427 --> 00:45:37.864 align:center I was trying to escape. Leave. You. 00:45:37.865 --> 00:45:39.561 align:center The band. Everything. 00:45:41.129 --> 00:45:45.437 align:center I thought that I could go and become famous without you. 00:45:45.438 --> 00:45:47.787 align:center I got it, I got it, I got it. 00:45:47.788 --> 00:45:51.095 align:center Are you mad? 00:45:56.841 --> 00:45:58.581 align:center I'm embarrassed. 00:46:00.235 --> 00:46:01.192 align:center Why would I be? 00:46:01.193 --> 00:46:03.847 align:center No, I... 00:46:03.848 --> 00:46:05.370 align:center Why-- Why don't we-- 00:46:05.371 --> 00:46:06.719 align:center Hey, hey, hey, hey. 00:46:06.720 --> 00:46:09.027 align:center Wait. Are you saying-- So... 00:46:11.507 --> 00:46:13.378 align:center Okay-- 00:46:13.379 --> 00:46:16.816 align:center I'm kidding. 00:46:16.817 --> 00:46:18.513 align:center Okay. 00:46:18.514 --> 00:46:20.341 align:center Okay, okay, but the whole point though... 00:46:20.342 --> 00:46:21.908 align:center The whole point, the whole point-- 00:46:21.909 --> 00:46:24.345 align:center Matt, wait-- wait. Hey, where are you going? 00:46:24.346 --> 00:46:25.390 align:center Where are you going? Matt, Matt. 00:46:25.391 --> 00:46:27.696 align:center Stop, stop, stop, stop. Ah! 00:46:27.697 --> 00:46:29.525 align:center Matt, what are you doing? 00:46:30.657 --> 00:46:32.310 align:center We can't change anything. 00:46:32.311 --> 00:46:34.965 align:center Hey. You'll be better off, right? 00:46:34.966 --> 00:46:37.054 align:center We're gonna see who's gonna be better off. 00:46:37.055 --> 00:46:38.708 align:center Don't. Stop. 00:47:14.614 --> 00:47:17.268 align:center Okay... So... 00:47:17.269 --> 00:47:19.966 align:center July-- I'm setting the time machine! 00:47:19.967 --> 00:47:22.186 align:center July 10th, 20-- 00:47:22.187 --> 00:47:24.405 align:center Tenth? No, no, no. We went back on the 12th. 00:47:24.406 --> 00:47:25.624 align:center The 12th. 00:47:25.625 --> 00:47:28.018 align:center We're going back two days earlier. 00:47:28.019 --> 00:47:30.717 align:center So that I can do the skydive plan myself. 00:47:33.633 --> 00:47:34.590 align:center Fine. 00:48:11.801 --> 00:48:13.715 align:center Go! 00:48:33.388 --> 00:48:34.912 align:center [bleep]! Not again! 00:48:42.441 --> 00:48:44.922 align:center Oh. 00:48:45.923 --> 00:48:47.793 align:center Oh, my God. 00:48:49.796 --> 00:48:51.276 align:center I hit my ass. 00:48:54.540 --> 00:48:56.802 align:center Oh, my God. I hit my ass. 00:48:58.283 --> 00:49:03.069 align:center I hit my ass. Bird. 00:49:03.070 --> 00:49:05.115 align:center Radio announcer: This is Roz and Mocha... 00:49:09.859 --> 00:49:11.295 align:center Jay? 00:49:11.296 --> 00:49:13.166 align:center You're listening to my boys, Roz and Mocha. 00:49:17.258 --> 00:49:18.302 align:center Jay?! 00:49:18.303 --> 00:49:20.521 align:center Oh, sorry. 00:49:20.522 --> 00:49:21.349 align:center All good. 00:49:46.113 --> 00:49:47.245 align:center Jay? 00:49:54.339 --> 00:49:55.775 align:center I'm home! 00:50:03.261 --> 00:50:04.262 align:center Okay. 00:50:08.266 --> 00:50:09.267 align:center It's all the same. 00:50:11.747 --> 00:50:12.922 align:center What the-- 00:50:19.146 --> 00:50:22.106 align:center Very funny. Very funny. 00:50:23.933 --> 00:50:25.631 align:center Nice one, Jay! 00:50:28.851 --> 00:50:31.115 align:center You gotta give him credit. That's a good bit. 00:50:33.639 --> 00:50:36.249 align:center So, now I'm the dr-- Now, I'm the drummer. 00:50:40.428 --> 00:50:41.559 align:center Matt?! 00:50:41.560 --> 00:50:42.821 align:center Jay?! 00:50:42.822 --> 00:50:44.127 align:center We figured it out, buddy. 00:50:44.128 --> 00:50:47.391 align:center Woo! We got it. We got it. We got it. 00:50:47.392 --> 00:50:49.654 align:center We figured it out. 00:50:49.655 --> 00:50:51.438 align:center We've got the plan, okay? 00:50:51.439 --> 00:50:53.788 align:center All right. So... 00:50:53.789 --> 00:50:55.529 align:center So, you know how we've had trouble 00:50:55.530 --> 00:50:57.618 align:center getting tickets to the show, right? 00:50:57.619 --> 00:51:01.057 align:center Turns out there is an additional traunch 00:51:01.058 --> 00:51:03.798 align:center of tickets being released exclusively 00:51:03.799 --> 00:51:06.149 align:center to Visa Avion Infinite Privilege 00:51:06.150 --> 00:51:07.454 align:center private banking card holders, okay? 00:51:07.455 --> 00:51:08.934 align:center Man ♪2: Top. Top of the top. 00:51:08.935 --> 00:51:11.371 align:center Now, there is one individual who we know 00:51:11.372 --> 00:51:14.200 align:center who has a Visa Avion Infinite Privilege 00:51:14.201 --> 00:51:17.203 align:center private banking card, and that is-- 00:51:17.204 --> 00:51:20.467 align:center - My aunt. - Ethan's aunt. 00:51:20.468 --> 00:51:22.469 align:center Michael and I arrive to her door, 00:51:22.470 --> 00:51:26.386 align:center we share with her that we, too, are Chinese. 00:51:26.387 --> 00:51:27.735 align:center - What? - Our whole lives. 00:51:27.736 --> 00:51:28.867 align:center Our whole lives. 00:51:28.868 --> 00:51:30.825 align:center Born-- Born in Chin-- Born in China. 00:51:30.826 --> 00:51:32.175 align:center His father's white, mother's Chinese. 00:51:32.176 --> 00:51:33.567 align:center First language Chinese. 00:51:33.568 --> 00:51:34.916 align:center Both of my parents are Chinese. 00:51:34.917 --> 00:51:37.005 align:center Okay, okay. So, let me-- let me-- let me get this-- 00:51:37.006 --> 00:51:38.572 align:center Let me, uh, get this straight. 00:51:38.573 --> 00:51:40.053 align:center Okay. 00:51:42.577 --> 00:51:44.143 align:center Jay McCarrol hired you guys. 00:51:44.144 --> 00:51:45.927 align:center You're improvisers and you're here to teach me a lesson-- 00:51:45.928 --> 00:51:47.407 align:center You're already off. 00:51:47.408 --> 00:51:49.540 align:center - We're door-to-door salesmen. - No, no, no, no, no. 00:51:49.541 --> 00:51:53.544 align:center I'm saying the jig's up, guys. 00:51:53.545 --> 00:51:57.548 align:center Jay hired you to teach me a lesson about what it's like 00:51:57.549 --> 00:52:00.725 align:center to be on the receiving end of these insane plans. 00:52:00.726 --> 00:52:04.685 align:center Jay, I get it. I'm sorry that my plans are so ridiculous. 00:52:04.686 --> 00:52:05.991 align:center I see now that, 00:52:05.992 --> 00:52:10.387 align:center yeah, maybe I could be a little bit more, um... 00:52:10.388 --> 00:52:12.476 align:center What's the word? Why am I even telling this to you guys? 00:52:12.477 --> 00:52:14.130 align:center Okay, yes. 00:52:14.131 --> 00:52:16.958 align:center Congratulations. Very good. 00:52:16.959 --> 00:52:19.047 align:center That was extremely well done. 00:52:19.048 --> 00:52:21.876 align:center The troika of Matt Johnson divided into three. 00:52:21.877 --> 00:52:25.663 align:center I love that I've got an Asian part of me. 00:52:25.664 --> 00:52:28.318 align:center Maybe that's my sensitivity. 00:52:28.319 --> 00:52:32.017 align:center So, um, I guess all that's left 00:52:32.018 --> 00:52:34.193 align:center is for me to kick your ass. 00:52:34.194 --> 00:52:35.934 align:center - What? - Dude. Matt. 00:52:35.935 --> 00:52:37.675 align:center - Who's first? - What's happening? 00:52:37.676 --> 00:52:40.547 align:center Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why do I have this? 00:52:40.548 --> 00:52:42.507 align:center Why do you have what? 00:52:43.986 --> 00:52:45.596 align:center Why do I have that? 00:52:45.597 --> 00:52:47.685 align:center - We all have them. - Dude... 00:52:47.686 --> 00:52:48.904 align:center How did-- 00:52:56.434 --> 00:52:57.435 align:center Oh, my God. 00:53:02.570 --> 00:53:03.919 align:center Oh, my God. 00:53:09.447 --> 00:53:11.188 align:center What is this plan for? 00:53:12.319 --> 00:53:14.495 align:center It's the Jay McCarrol concert. To get tickets. 00:53:16.802 --> 00:53:19.717 align:center You're trying to get tickets to a Jay McCarrol concert, 00:53:19.718 --> 00:53:21.633 align:center because Jay McCarrol is a famous musician. 00:53:24.157 --> 00:53:25.679 align:center Yeah. 00:53:25.680 --> 00:53:29.641 align:center And I am... 00:53:32.731 --> 00:53:34.819 align:center In a Jay McCarrol cover band. 00:53:43.394 --> 00:53:45.396 align:center Whoa! Sorry. 00:54:02.717 --> 00:54:04.327 align:center Mr. Hollywood... 00:54:04.328 --> 00:54:05.415 align:center Hollywood. 00:54:05.416 --> 00:54:07.112 align:center Mr. Hollywood. 00:54:07.113 --> 00:54:08.069 align:center Mr. Arnold 00:54:08.070 --> 00:54:09.071 align:center Mr. Rocky 00:54:10.029 --> 00:54:11.552 align:center Mr. Jennifer Lopez 00:54:11.944 --> 00:54:13.727 align:center That is also Jay. 00:54:13.728 --> 00:54:14.946 align:center Yeah. 00:54:14.947 --> 00:54:15.773 align:center A Google 00:54:15.774 --> 00:54:16.991 align:center Autolog, Facebook 00:54:16.992 --> 00:54:17.818 align:center Yahoo 00:54:17.819 --> 00:54:19.298 align:center Too'tereel company. 00:54:19.299 --> 00:54:20.387 align:center He's on everything. Yeah. 00:54:20.735 --> 00:54:21.997 align:center Hollywood. 00:54:23.390 --> 00:54:24.957 align:center Beautiful, beautiful. 00:54:25.479 --> 00:54:26.697 align:center Okay. Nice meeting you. 00:54:37.230 --> 00:54:38.753 align:center You think you'd be famous without me? 00:54:40.233 --> 00:54:42.061 align:center You'd be famous right now. 00:54:43.497 --> 00:54:45.890 align:center You'd be famous right now. Right? 00:54:45.891 --> 00:54:47.108 align:center If it weren't for me. 00:54:47.109 --> 00:54:50.634 align:center TTC Voice: Next stop Chestnut Street. 00:54:50.635 --> 00:54:52.549 align:center Your life would have been better if you never met me? 00:54:52.550 --> 00:54:53.898 align:center I don't know. I don't know. 00:54:53.899 --> 00:54:55.160 align:center Well, there's a way to find out. 00:54:55.161 --> 00:54:56.379 align:center There's a way to find out. 00:54:56.380 --> 00:54:57.554 align:center - Easy. Don't-- - No, no, no. 00:54:57.555 --> 00:54:58.816 align:center We can't change anything. 00:54:58.817 --> 00:55:01.035 align:center Yeah, well, I know something we can change. 00:55:03.778 --> 00:55:07.173 align:center You'll wake him up. You'll wake him up. 00:55:18.140 --> 00:55:21.926 align:center It worked, baby! Okay. We gotta go! We gotta go! 00:55:21.927 --> 00:55:24.711 align:center It was way more fun than I thought it was gonna be. 00:55:24.712 --> 00:55:26.452 align:center Gotta go. Got your bag? 00:55:26.453 --> 00:55:27.932 align:center Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Let's go, let's go. 00:55:27.933 --> 00:55:30.543 align:center Ladies and gentlemen. 00:55:30.544 --> 00:55:32.807 align:center May I have your attention, please? 00:55:34.722 --> 00:55:37.769 align:center It's time for the final countdown. 00:55:42.077 --> 00:55:45.210 align:center The show starts in... 00:55:45.211 --> 00:55:46.603 align:center ten... 00:55:46.604 --> 00:55:49.388 align:center ...nine, eight, seven, 00:55:49.389 --> 00:55:52.435 align:center six, five, four... 00:55:52.436 --> 00:55:56.134 align:center three, two, one. Go! 00:56:02.097 --> 00:56:04.447 align:center Hello, Toronto! 00:56:14.153 --> 00:56:18.025 align:center ♪ So sorry, I've missed you ♪ 00:56:18.026 --> 00:56:21.115 align:center ♪ Hair, always whipping round ♪ 00:56:21.116 --> 00:56:24.597 align:center ♪ So high up, got my chin up ♪ 00:56:24.598 --> 00:56:26.947 align:center ♪ I don't care if I never come... ♪ 00:56:29.255 --> 00:56:31.082 align:center He's not even breaking a sweat. 00:56:31.083 --> 00:56:34.477 align:center He's insane, man. 00:56:34.478 --> 00:56:37.088 align:center Think if I told him my username he'd remember me? 00:56:37.089 --> 00:56:38.481 align:center - Your what? Sorry? - From what? 00:56:38.482 --> 00:56:39.786 align:center - Oh, from the forums. - Yeah. 00:56:39.787 --> 00:56:41.310 align:center Maybe. 00:56:43.661 --> 00:56:46.358 align:center Okay. Thank you. Okay. 00:56:46.359 --> 00:56:47.752 align:center I'll be-- I'll be-- I'll be right back. 00:56:52.974 --> 00:56:54.975 align:center Jay, hey, hey, hey. No. He's my friend. 00:56:54.976 --> 00:56:56.455 align:center This-- He's my-- He's my best friend. 00:56:56.456 --> 00:56:57.891 align:center He's my best friend. He's my best friend. 00:56:57.892 --> 00:56:59.937 align:center - Yeah, no. It's okay. - Jay, it's me. 00:56:59.938 --> 00:57:02.505 align:center This is crazy I found you. What the fuck is going on? 00:57:02.506 --> 00:57:04.898 align:center Look at this. 00:57:04.899 --> 00:57:07.292 align:center Okay, I think that we have to get back in the time machine 00:57:07.293 --> 00:57:08.772 align:center and figure out how to do this again, 00:57:08.773 --> 00:57:10.164 align:center or, like, some other version of this, 00:57:10.165 --> 00:57:12.036 align:center because there's gotta be a way that we can do this 00:57:12.037 --> 00:57:13.124 align:center where we're both, where it's, like-- 00:57:13.125 --> 00:57:14.692 align:center where Nirvanna the Band gets this. 00:57:15.867 --> 00:57:19.436 align:center Guys, you have to meet my old friend, Matt. 00:57:20.349 --> 00:57:21.654 align:center What? 00:57:21.655 --> 00:57:23.308 align:center God. You look good. 00:57:23.309 --> 00:57:27.530 align:center It's been, like, what? 17 years. 00:57:27.531 --> 00:57:29.227 align:center Unbelievable. 00:57:29.228 --> 00:57:31.055 align:center You know, we actually used to have a band together. 00:57:31.056 --> 00:57:32.535 align:center To give you an idea, it was called... 00:57:32.536 --> 00:57:34.711 align:center - No. No, no. - ...Nirvanna the Band. 00:57:34.712 --> 00:57:35.799 align:center Wait. 00:57:35.800 --> 00:57:37.061 align:center No way. 00:57:37.062 --> 00:57:39.411 align:center No, no, no. Bird, you gotta remember. Hold on. 00:57:39.412 --> 00:57:41.587 align:center - Yeah, yeah. I remember. - No, no, no. I'm saying you-- 00:57:41.588 --> 00:57:43.154 align:center No, but you gotta remember. You gotta remember. 00:57:43.155 --> 00:57:44.982 align:center - Okay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah! 00:57:44.983 --> 00:57:46.113 align:center Yeah, it's all good. 00:57:46.114 --> 00:57:47.680 align:center Look at me. Look at me. Bird, it's me. 00:57:47.681 --> 00:57:48.942 align:center It's me. Jay-- 00:57:48.943 --> 00:57:50.683 align:center - I hope you've been well. - Jay. No, no, no. 00:57:50.684 --> 00:57:52.424 align:center You've gotta remember. Jay. You gotta! No, Jay! 00:57:52.425 --> 00:57:53.860 align:center Jay, Jay, Jay! You gotta remember! 00:57:53.861 --> 00:57:55.340 align:center Bird, Bird, Bird. You gotta remember! 00:57:55.341 --> 00:57:57.342 align:center It's me! It's me! 00:57:57.343 --> 00:58:00.693 align:center This isn't right! We're in the wrong timeline! 00:58:00.694 --> 00:58:02.565 align:center Bird! Jay! 00:58:02.566 --> 00:58:03.870 align:center You guys want a photo or something? 00:58:03.871 --> 00:58:05.306 align:center Jay! 00:58:10.574 --> 00:58:12.358 align:center Excuse me, sorry. Sorry. 00:58:31.246 --> 00:58:32.291 align:center Oh, no. 00:58:34.119 --> 00:58:37.730 align:center Jay! 00:58:44.042 --> 00:58:46.217 align:center Thank you, sir. 00:58:46.218 --> 00:58:48.480 align:center Man ♪1: Jay, I love you. 00:58:48.481 --> 00:58:50.264 align:center Man ♪2: Looking clean, Jay. 00:58:50.265 --> 00:58:54.181 align:center ♪ I don't care if I ever come down ♪ 00:58:54.182 --> 00:58:55.401 align:center "Did Jay McCarrol... 00:58:56.445 --> 00:58:58.142 align:center "write 'Never Come Down'?" 00:58:58.143 --> 00:59:00.318 align:center I was in a bad living situation 00:59:00.319 --> 00:59:01.841 align:center and I was having a lot of nightmares. 00:59:01.842 --> 00:59:05.018 align:center This song came to me in a dream, it ended up being, 00:59:05.019 --> 00:59:06.498 align:center well, a genius hit song. 00:59:06.499 --> 00:59:08.587 align:center As you guys already know with this track, 00:59:08.588 --> 00:59:10.589 align:center it is an absolute classic, 00:59:10.590 --> 00:59:13.723 align:center and has sustained Jay McCarrol's career 00:59:13.724 --> 00:59:15.812 align:center for well over a decade now at this point. 00:59:15.813 --> 00:59:17.509 align:center I heard you're scared of clowns. 00:59:17.510 --> 00:59:19.076 align:center I'm not afraid of clowns. 00:59:19.077 --> 00:59:20.556 align:center But I heard that you were. 00:59:21.558 --> 00:59:24.734 align:center I'm out here-- Uh-oh. Richard. 00:59:27.955 --> 00:59:30.391 align:center Jay McCarrol is in the building! 00:59:30.392 --> 00:59:32.263 align:center Hey, guys. 00:59:32.264 --> 00:59:33.743 align:center - Jay, welcome back, dude. - How're you doing? 00:59:33.744 --> 00:59:35.309 align:center It is so good to see you here today. 00:59:35.310 --> 00:59:36.833 align:center Wow. Yeah. 00:59:36.834 --> 00:59:38.443 align:center You're here, but you're not gonna be here for long, 00:59:38.444 --> 00:59:41.620 align:center because you are about to go and shake the world. 00:59:41.621 --> 00:59:43.970 align:center And what's sort of going through your head right now? 00:59:43.971 --> 00:59:46.626 align:center Have you prepped for this? Can you prep for this? 00:59:48.149 --> 00:59:50.237 align:center Yes. 00:59:50.238 --> 00:59:52.283 align:center So, when you go through these moments, 00:59:52.284 --> 00:59:53.893 align:center whether it's with a song or a tour 00:59:53.894 --> 00:59:56.635 align:center or a show or an award or whatever it is, 00:59:56.636 --> 00:59:58.724 align:center we all still have somebody in our life 00:59:58.725 --> 01:00:00.813 align:center that we want to make proud, you know what I mean? 01:00:00.814 --> 01:00:02.380 align:center No matter how successful you get, 01:00:02.381 --> 01:00:04.600 align:center you still have that person you want to make proud. 01:00:04.601 --> 01:00:07.037 align:center Like, who's the first call you make 01:00:07.038 --> 01:00:08.473 align:center when you walk off the stage, 01:00:08.474 --> 01:00:10.475 align:center where you're like, "God, this, I gotta share this"? 01:00:10.476 --> 01:00:12.304 align:center Who's the call that you make? 01:00:17.526 --> 01:00:19.093 align:center I, uh-- 01:00:22.706 --> 01:00:26.405 align:center Like a-- Like a friend. Who's your best friend? 01:00:32.280 --> 01:00:33.629 align:center [bleep] Not again! Ah! 01:00:33.630 --> 01:00:36.588 align:center ♪ I don't care if I never come down ♪ 01:00:42.769 --> 01:00:44.162 align:center You good? 01:00:45.554 --> 01:00:47.120 align:center MJ? 01:00:47.121 --> 01:00:48.948 align:center Radio Host: Alright, you are listening to Jay McCarrol, 01:00:48.949 --> 01:00:50.515 align:center "Never Come Down." 01:00:50.516 --> 01:00:53.561 align:center And yes, you are listening to The Roz and Mocha Show. 01:00:53.562 --> 01:00:55.433 align:center Guess what? We are giving away two tickets 01:00:55.434 --> 01:00:59.002 align:center to tonight's show as part of Jay McCarrol's world tour. 01:00:59.003 --> 01:01:01.221 align:center All you gotta do is give us a call right now 01:01:01.222 --> 01:01:03.310 align:center and tell us what street in Toronto 01:01:03.311 --> 01:01:05.922 align:center does Jay McCarrol live on. 01:01:05.923 --> 01:01:08.533 align:center 416-870-8888. That is the... 01:01:11.450 --> 01:01:14.714 align:center Oh, my God, I hit my ass. 01:01:18.457 --> 01:01:21.067 align:center Uh, hello? 01:01:21.068 --> 01:01:23.374 align:center I think I live here. 01:01:24.811 --> 01:01:26.899 align:center I got him. I got him. I got him right here. 01:01:26.900 --> 01:01:28.509 align:center I got him out front. He's right here. 01:01:28.510 --> 01:01:29.946 align:center He's right out front at the front door. 01:01:29.947 --> 01:01:31.599 align:center What the hell, man? Where the fuck you been? 01:01:31.600 --> 01:01:33.689 align:center Yeah. Yeah, he's right-- Just everyone relax. 01:01:33.690 --> 01:01:35.299 align:center That's why I'm saying you have to just relax, 01:01:35.300 --> 01:01:36.648 align:center because of course he's gonna be here. 01:01:36.649 --> 01:01:38.955 align:center He's here. No, he's good. He's totally fine. 01:01:48.313 --> 01:01:51.141 align:center Okay, who's first? Who's first? 01:01:51.142 --> 01:01:52.316 align:center Okay. 01:01:52.317 --> 01:01:54.318 align:center - Could we get a picture? - Of course! 01:01:54.319 --> 01:01:55.754 align:center I'm shaking, I'm very nervous... 01:01:55.755 --> 01:01:56.624 align:center Oh, wow. 01:01:56.625 --> 01:01:57.843 align:center It's so nice to meet you. 01:01:57.844 --> 01:01:58.976 align:center Wow. So fun. 01:02:05.286 --> 01:02:06.939 align:center - Wow. Thank you so much. - K, thank you. 01:02:06.940 --> 01:02:08.419 align:center I'm so happy that I met you. 01:02:08.420 --> 01:02:09.464 align:center Thank you very much. 01:02:18.735 --> 01:02:20.300 align:center Jay, Jay, Jay! You gotta remember! 01:02:20.301 --> 01:02:22.085 align:center - Gonna rip my shirt. - Bird, Bird! You gotta remember! 01:02:22.086 --> 01:02:23.173 align:center Jay, you gotta remember me! 01:02:23.174 --> 01:02:24.435 align:center - This isn't right! - Okay. Got it. 01:02:25.611 --> 01:02:27.351 align:center Um, I'm gonna just run to the bathroom. 01:03:03.823 --> 01:03:05.694 align:center Who's your best friend? 01:03:13.528 --> 01:03:15.051 align:center It's all good. It's all good. It's all good. 01:03:15.052 --> 01:03:16.313 align:center It's all good. It's all good. 01:03:16.314 --> 01:03:17.749 align:center - It's all good. - Jay McCarrol, uh, 01:03:17.750 --> 01:03:19.533 align:center we're proud of you, man. We followed this journey 01:03:19.534 --> 01:03:20.752 align:center right from the very beginning. 01:03:20.753 --> 01:03:23.015 align:center A Roz and Mocha fan favourite as well. 01:03:23.016 --> 01:03:24.930 align:center Good luck on the tour. "Never Come Down" 01:03:24.931 --> 01:03:26.845 align:center is the re-release. Uh, people are excited. 01:03:26.846 --> 01:03:28.629 align:center You're still wearing that hat? 01:03:28.630 --> 01:03:30.544 align:center What? 01:03:30.545 --> 01:03:34.418 align:center He's gained weight. 01:03:34.419 --> 01:03:36.246 align:center We appreciate you. We're proud of you. 01:03:36.247 --> 01:03:38.639 align:center We love you. Thank you so much for visiting us. 01:03:38.640 --> 01:03:41.426 align:center You'll have to forgive my friend. He's a bit, uh... 01:03:42.862 --> 01:03:44.254 align:center ...mentally ill. 01:03:44.255 --> 01:03:46.430 align:center Thank you so much for visiting us once again 01:03:46.431 --> 01:03:48.432 align:center and making time for us even at the status 01:03:48.433 --> 01:03:49.520 align:center that you're at right now! 01:03:49.521 --> 01:03:51.609 align:center He's a bit fat. He's a bit buff. 01:03:51.610 --> 01:03:53.829 align:center He's my old friend, Matt. And we're-- 01:03:53.830 --> 01:03:55.482 align:center And we're really happy to see him. 01:03:57.311 --> 01:03:59.399 align:center I really hope that your life turned out the way you wanted. 01:03:59.400 --> 01:04:01.749 align:center Can we talk privately for just two minutes? 01:04:01.750 --> 01:04:03.534 align:center No. 01:04:03.535 --> 01:04:05.144 align:center Thank you for always making time for us 01:04:05.145 --> 01:04:06.493 align:center on The Roz and Mocha Show. 01:04:06.494 --> 01:04:08.452 align:center About to embark on the biggest tour of his life, 01:04:08.453 --> 01:04:09.540 align:center Jay McCarrol, everybody. 01:04:09.541 --> 01:04:11.455 align:center - Mr. McCarrol. - Yeah? 01:04:11.456 --> 01:04:12.543 align:center I got you in number three here. 01:04:12.544 --> 01:04:13.936 align:center 'Kay. 01:04:13.937 --> 01:04:16.634 align:center So, we got you equipped with in-motion satellite, 01:04:16.635 --> 01:04:20.943 align:center full leather interior, on-demand hot water, 01:04:20.944 --> 01:04:22.641 align:center memory foam mattress. 01:04:23.642 --> 01:04:25.817 align:center We got three TVs in here for ya. 01:04:25.818 --> 01:04:27.863 align:center Ceramic tile floor. 01:04:27.864 --> 01:04:29.386 align:center You even got your own code and doorbell. 01:04:29.387 --> 01:04:30.866 align:center - Like, this is way back. - Yeah. 01:04:30.867 --> 01:04:32.171 align:center We were opening for Peter Bjorn and John. 01:04:32.172 --> 01:04:33.607 align:center - Hey, boss man. - How you doing? 01:04:33.608 --> 01:04:37.350 align:center And Drew Barrymore-- Yeah. Hey. 01:04:37.351 --> 01:04:38.743 align:center Drew Barrymore was there with-- 01:04:38.744 --> 01:04:40.179 align:center - With Fab. - Oh, my God. 01:04:40.180 --> 01:04:41.572 align:center - They were together. - That's crazy. 01:04:41.573 --> 01:04:43.008 align:center Was it-- Or was it Justin Long? 01:04:43.009 --> 01:04:44.705 align:center Bearded man: No, no, no. No, no. It was Fab, 01:04:44.706 --> 01:04:45.837 align:center 'cause I remember seeing her. 01:04:45.838 --> 01:04:47.230 align:center That moment, like, that is covered. 01:04:47.231 --> 01:04:48.492 align:center - Fab's in there? - Yeah. 01:04:48.493 --> 01:04:50.320 align:center And then Luke Lalonde and Mitch Derosier come. 01:04:50.321 --> 01:04:51.582 align:center From-- They were there? 01:04:51.583 --> 01:04:52.976 align:center - Not quite. - I get this room! 01:04:56.153 --> 01:04:57.544 align:center Yeah. 01:04:57.545 --> 01:05:00.069 align:center - I mean, I really loved-- - Yeah. He produced it. 01:05:09.906 --> 01:05:11.471 align:center ...really trying to wedge his way in 01:05:11.472 --> 01:05:12.690 align:center to be in The Rapture, 01:05:12.691 --> 01:05:15.345 align:center and they were like, "Yeah, man. No, no, no." 01:05:15.346 --> 01:05:16.650 align:center - Like a bit of a-- - Yes. 01:05:16.651 --> 01:05:17.825 align:center Mm-hm. I heard that. 01:05:17.826 --> 01:05:19.392 align:center Yes. Kind of a Jay situation 01:05:19.393 --> 01:05:20.698 align:center where they're like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah." 01:05:20.699 --> 01:05:23.614 align:center And they're like-- But-- And then he does go off 01:05:23.615 --> 01:05:25.311 align:center and perform and do his own thing. 01:05:28.837 --> 01:05:31.404 align:center - Yes, yeah, and in the-- - He's in that, too? 01:05:31.405 --> 01:05:34.451 align:center I had never 100 percent... 01:05:34.452 --> 01:05:36.279 align:center What's up? 01:05:36.280 --> 01:05:38.237 align:center We're going on tour! 01:05:38.238 --> 01:05:40.849 align:center You guys wanna hook up the N64? Big screen? 01:05:42.155 --> 01:05:43.547 align:center Um... 01:05:43.548 --> 01:05:46.289 align:center I don't know if it has the, uh... 01:05:46.290 --> 01:05:48.726 align:center Like, I don't know if it has that hookup. 01:05:48.727 --> 01:05:51.076 align:center Do we have a N64? 01:05:51.077 --> 01:05:54.079 align:center I'm sure we got a 64 hooked up. 01:05:54.080 --> 01:05:56.909 align:center I think if-- if you brought one I would play, sure. 01:06:06.658 --> 01:06:07.920 align:center I'm bugging you guys. 01:06:09.704 --> 01:06:10.966 align:center No. 01:06:10.967 --> 01:06:14.404 align:center I was just going to say about the, uh, the-- 01:06:14.405 --> 01:06:16.449 align:center towards the last part of the book, 01:06:16.450 --> 01:06:19.452 align:center James Murphy, yeah. Like, when listening-- 01:06:35.600 --> 01:06:38.254 align:center No problem. What's that? 01:06:38.255 --> 01:06:39.647 align:center Bird's favourite game. 01:06:41.258 --> 01:06:43.086 align:center Let's have a little fun. 01:06:48.830 --> 01:06:51.354 align:center Yeah, but, like, so many of these stories start with, 01:06:51.355 --> 01:06:53.225 align:center like, you could say this for, like, Strokes or Interpol. 01:06:53.226 --> 01:06:54.792 align:center It's like, at the boarding school in Paris-- 01:06:54.793 --> 01:06:56.402 align:center You guys didn't tell me we had a gun. 01:06:57.404 --> 01:06:59.753 align:center Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 01:06:59.754 --> 01:07:00.842 align:center Fuck! 01:07:01.800 --> 01:07:02.887 align:center Help! 01:07:07.719 --> 01:07:09.850 align:center Breaking news out of Toronto. 01:07:09.851 --> 01:07:13.158 align:center A shooting has occurred outside the home of Canadian rock star 01:07:13.159 --> 01:07:15.247 align:center Jay McCarrol, the incident occurring 01:07:15.248 --> 01:07:17.119 align:center on the eve of Jay's world tour. 01:07:17.120 --> 01:07:20.035 align:center Courtney Heels on the scene. What more can you tell us? 01:07:20.036 --> 01:07:21.645 align:center Good morning, Marcie. I can tell you there is 01:07:21.646 --> 01:07:23.821 align:center a pretty heavy police presence along this road. 01:07:23.822 --> 01:07:25.214 align:center This is Park Lane Circle. 01:07:25.215 --> 01:07:26.867 align:center It's the street that Jay lives on. 01:07:26.868 --> 01:07:28.869 align:center This is as close to the scene as we can get. 01:07:28.870 --> 01:07:30.175 align:center And as you reported, 01:07:30.176 --> 01:07:32.830 align:center there is a source confirming a man, an adult, 01:07:32.831 --> 01:07:34.962 align:center was rushed to hospital with serious injuries, 01:07:34.963 --> 01:07:36.051 align:center and they were still looking 01:07:36.052 --> 01:07:38.879 align:center for a suspect seen leaving the area. 01:07:38.880 --> 01:07:41.708 align:center Let's take you live now to the Bridle Path area, 01:07:41.709 --> 01:07:44.450 align:center where police are updating their investigation 01:07:44.451 --> 01:07:47.236 align:center just outside Jay's home. Let's listen in live. 01:07:47.237 --> 01:07:49.368 align:center ...to be here today. 01:07:49.369 --> 01:07:52.328 align:center I know there's a lot of interest in this incident. 01:07:52.329 --> 01:07:55.200 align:center You can expect to see an increased presence 01:07:55.201 --> 01:07:57.507 align:center in this neighbourhood for the next little while, 01:07:57.508 --> 01:07:59.161 align:center but it's no different than any other shooting 01:07:59.162 --> 01:08:00.423 align:center or firearm discharge. 01:08:00.424 --> 01:08:02.773 align:center We'll have officers here looking for witnesses 01:08:02.774 --> 01:08:06.081 align:center to come forward, as well as be canvassing for video. 01:08:06.082 --> 01:08:07.866 align:center Police were called to a shooting... 01:08:22.359 --> 01:08:23.881 align:center I just need to go back 01:08:23.882 --> 01:08:26.667 align:center to when we first wrote on the whiteboard and... 01:08:28.321 --> 01:08:29.975 align:center ...then I can undo all this. 01:08:30.932 --> 01:08:32.499 align:center So, how... 01:08:34.545 --> 01:08:35.980 align:center How do we get back? 01:08:37.722 --> 01:08:39.070 align:center I'm trapped in some kind of hell. 01:08:39.071 --> 01:08:41.464 align:center Maybe it's a dream. Possible, right? 01:08:41.465 --> 01:08:43.379 align:center Which, Jared, are you? Who are you? 01:08:43.380 --> 01:08:45.903 align:center You came in with me, right? I can trust you. 01:08:45.904 --> 01:08:47.513 align:center But then what the-- who are you? 01:08:47.514 --> 01:08:49.211 align:center - Right? - I'm Nikolay. 01:08:49.212 --> 01:08:51.561 align:center Yeah, but this-- but you didn't come in the time machine with me. 01:08:51.562 --> 01:08:52.997 align:center So you might be working for them, 01:08:52.998 --> 01:08:54.564 align:center working for this other band, working for these guys. 01:08:54.565 --> 01:08:56.305 align:center See, if Jay were here, he'd be sitting there playing 01:08:56.306 --> 01:08:58.176 align:center the piano, and we would solve this! 01:08:58.177 --> 01:08:59.177 align:center We would come up with this. 01:08:59.178 --> 01:09:00.397 align:center Aah! 01:09:03.704 --> 01:09:05.097 align:center I'll get it. 01:09:12.235 --> 01:09:14.801 align:center Hi. Matt. 01:09:14.802 --> 01:09:17.326 align:center I, uh-- I just wanted to come and apologize. 01:09:17.327 --> 01:09:19.458 align:center Um, you know what? My security went nuts, 01:09:19.459 --> 01:09:23.419 align:center and I felt bad about the way that felt in the room. 01:09:23.420 --> 01:09:24.507 align:center Uh-huh. 01:09:24.508 --> 01:09:26.552 align:center Anyway, I just wanted to say sorry. 01:09:26.553 --> 01:09:27.727 align:center Okay. 01:09:28.947 --> 01:09:30.166 align:center Thanks. 01:09:32.080 --> 01:09:35.126 align:center Oh! Also, uh... 01:09:35.127 --> 01:09:38.956 align:center you said something that night about a time machine. 01:09:43.266 --> 01:09:45.832 align:center Oh, this is great! Okay. 01:09:48.053 --> 01:09:50.489 align:center Jay? 01:09:50.490 --> 01:09:52.492 align:center Oh, you're looking at the-- Yeah, this is the house. 01:09:54.451 --> 01:09:56.930 align:center May be a bit more modest than you're used to. 01:09:56.931 --> 01:09:58.629 align:center Can we go? 01:09:59.630 --> 01:10:02.197 align:center Uh, right. So, my time machine 01:10:02.198 --> 01:10:04.111 align:center works off of a very specific fuel. 01:10:04.112 --> 01:10:06.026 align:center - Yeah. - Do you know what Orbitz are? 01:10:06.027 --> 01:10:08.159 align:center - It's a-- - Yep. I know what they are. 01:10:08.160 --> 01:10:09.987 align:center Still, man, I got so much to tell you, but... 01:10:09.988 --> 01:10:11.075 align:center - Uh-huh. - Okay, 01:10:11.076 --> 01:10:12.207 align:center so, I built a time machine! 01:10:12.208 --> 01:10:13.295 align:center Yes. 01:10:13.296 --> 01:10:15.166 align:center And I thought, wouldn't it be fun... 01:10:15.167 --> 01:10:16.646 align:center - Yeah? - just for the fun of it... 01:10:16.647 --> 01:10:17.908 align:center Just for the fun, yeah. 01:10:17.909 --> 01:10:19.518 align:center ...we go in it and we go back-- 01:10:19.519 --> 01:10:20.825 align:center Pick a date. 01:10:22.870 --> 01:10:25.655 align:center Oh, 2008. 01:10:25.656 --> 01:10:28.962 align:center Okay. And if you wanted to, like, you could go... 01:10:28.963 --> 01:10:31.095 align:center - You can go anywhere. - ...two days ago. 01:10:31.096 --> 01:10:33.706 align:center Two days ago? Why would you-- What do you mean? Why go back? 01:10:33.707 --> 01:10:35.273 align:center I spilled some wine on my pants. 01:10:35.274 --> 01:10:36.753 align:center You're saying, uh, hypothetically? 01:10:36.754 --> 01:10:38.668 align:center - Hypothetically. - Two day-- No problem. 01:10:38.669 --> 01:10:40.452 align:center Why would you go back two-- - I don't understand. 01:10:40.453 --> 01:10:42.149 align:center - Okay. - Talking about a time machine. 01:10:42.150 --> 01:10:44.587 align:center We could go visit 2008, Obama. 01:10:44.588 --> 01:10:45.936 align:center - Obamna! - Yes. 01:10:45.937 --> 01:10:48.504 align:center The only problem is, I don't have fuel. 01:10:48.505 --> 01:10:50.245 align:center There's no, uh, fuel. 01:10:50.246 --> 01:10:52.508 align:center Well-- And why Orbitz? 01:10:52.509 --> 01:10:53.944 align:center Let's get a little, uh, beat going. 01:10:55.773 --> 01:10:57.730 align:center What makes Orbitz powerful? 01:10:57.731 --> 01:11:00.037 align:center What's the magic in Orbitz? What's the-- what's the-- 01:11:00.038 --> 01:11:02.213 align:center what's the special soul of an Orbitz? 01:11:02.214 --> 01:11:03.736 align:center I don't know. 01:11:03.737 --> 01:11:05.521 align:center - The ingredients. - Oh! 01:11:05.522 --> 01:11:07.305 align:center Maybe there's an ingredient 01:11:07.306 --> 01:11:09.481 align:center inside the Orbitz that we can use. This is-- 01:11:09.482 --> 01:11:11.875 align:center Sugar? Cane sugar? 01:11:11.876 --> 01:11:13.920 align:center Gelatin. 01:11:13.921 --> 01:11:17.489 align:center This is sounding very, uh, like, safe, 01:11:17.490 --> 01:11:20.971 align:center non-swearing rap from the '80s. 01:11:20.972 --> 01:11:22.755 align:center - Yeah. - And I'm up there with a mic, 01:11:22.756 --> 01:11:24.541 align:center teaching people the alphabet. 01:11:25.542 --> 01:11:28.065 align:center ♪ You got your A, your B 01:11:28.066 --> 01:11:29.675 align:center ♪ Your C 01:11:29.676 --> 01:11:32.983 align:center ♪ Your D, E, F 01:11:32.984 --> 01:11:35.638 align:center ♪ And don't forget G 01:11:35.639 --> 01:11:38.075 align:center And that's a huge, fat Black guy. 01:11:38.076 --> 01:11:40.295 align:center Bill Cosby's walking around. 01:11:40.296 --> 01:11:43.341 align:center ♪ If you wanna learn the alphabet ♪ 01:11:43.342 --> 01:11:45.082 align:center ♪ Here's what you get 01:11:45.083 --> 01:11:48.303 align:center ♪ You get A, B, C 01:11:48.304 --> 01:11:50.261 align:center Okay, and-- and the secret message 01:11:50.262 --> 01:11:52.002 align:center of so many of those things was-- 01:11:52.003 --> 01:11:54.091 align:center Okay, so, what are-- What's-- what's in the Orbitz? 01:11:54.092 --> 01:11:57.355 align:center Uh... we know there's an ingredient in Orbitz, 01:11:57.356 --> 01:11:59.444 align:center and it's not a normal ingredient. 01:11:59.445 --> 01:12:01.359 align:center The-- The bottle is smashed. 01:12:01.360 --> 01:12:02.926 align:center There's a list of ingredients on it. 01:12:02.927 --> 01:12:05.015 align:center - Oh, yes, smashed the bottle. - Hold on, hold on, hold on. 01:12:05.016 --> 01:12:06.930 align:center I'm trying to picture. Like, I remember I was here, 01:12:06.931 --> 01:12:09.585 align:center and I had the bottle, I picked it up, 01:12:09.586 --> 01:12:11.413 align:center I looked at the back... 01:12:11.414 --> 01:12:13.545 align:center I'm seeing right now, you know what the slogan of this is? 01:12:13.546 --> 01:12:14.633 align:center What? 01:12:14.634 --> 01:12:16.375 align:center "A bolt of lightning in every bottle." 01:12:17.768 --> 01:12:20.378 align:center It's a pile of [bleep] in every bottle. 01:12:20.379 --> 01:12:22.032 align:center Those drinks suck! 01:12:22.033 --> 01:12:24.469 align:center "A bolt of lightning in"-- No, what does it say? 01:12:24.470 --> 01:12:26.732 align:center - A what? What? - That's just the tagline that it says on it. 01:12:26.733 --> 01:12:28.081 align:center "A bolt of lightning in every bottle." 01:12:28.082 --> 01:12:29.692 align:center "A bolt of lightning in every bottle. A bolt..." 01:12:29.693 --> 01:12:31.563 align:center No, no, that's just-- that's just like, marketing, though. 01:12:31.564 --> 01:12:33.565 align:center - Yeah, but what if it's not? - But it can't be 01:12:33.566 --> 01:12:35.001 align:center in a liquid bottle. 01:12:35.002 --> 01:12:38.918 align:center How do we know? Two days ago, time travel wasn't real! 01:12:38.919 --> 01:12:41.747 align:center Then I pour a juice on it, and it works! 01:12:41.748 --> 01:12:43.053 align:center We at least try it! 01:12:43.054 --> 01:12:44.968 align:center We just need to find a way to get lightning 01:12:44.969 --> 01:12:47.187 align:center to strike the time machine. 01:12:47.188 --> 01:12:49.190 align:center If only we knew when lightning was gonna hit the... 01:12:50.278 --> 01:12:51.453 align:center You know what time it is? 01:12:51.454 --> 01:12:52.410 align:center It's, uh, 9:03. 01:12:53.760 --> 01:12:55.979 align:center I know when lightning's gonna hit the CN Tower! 01:12:55.980 --> 01:12:57.676 align:center Oh, right! 01:12:57.677 --> 01:12:59.852 align:center What do you mean, "Oh, right?" What are you talking about, 01:12:59.853 --> 01:13:01.593 align:center "Oh, right?" How would you know? 01:13:01.594 --> 01:13:03.943 align:center That was a different version of you. 01:13:03.944 --> 01:13:05.292 align:center This hadn't even happened yet. 01:13:05.293 --> 01:13:06.511 align:center I mean, oh, great. 01:13:06.512 --> 01:13:07.904 align:center Did you say, "Oh, great" or "Oh, right"? 01:13:07.905 --> 01:13:09.514 align:center - I said, "Oh, great." - Or did you say, 01:13:09.515 --> 01:13:10.776 align:center "Great Scott!"? Is that what you said? 01:13:10.777 --> 01:13:12.691 align:center - Yes. - Great Scott! 01:13:12.692 --> 01:13:14.214 align:center This is really all coming together. 01:13:14.215 --> 01:13:15.477 align:center - Right. - This is just like 01:13:15.478 --> 01:13:17.043 align:center Back to the Future. This is insane. 01:13:17.044 --> 01:13:19.350 align:center There would be all the... 01:13:19.351 --> 01:13:21.526 align:center No, no. You can't do that. That's very copywritten. 01:13:21.527 --> 01:13:24.486 align:center Well, if you could just go... 01:13:29.927 --> 01:13:33.320 align:center This is going to be a copyright nightmare. 01:13:33.321 --> 01:13:35.192 align:center Like, if you're watching this in theaters, 01:13:35.193 --> 01:13:36.933 align:center thank your lucky stars because 01:13:36.934 --> 01:13:39.196 align:center this is gonna be the only screening of this ever. 01:13:39.197 --> 01:13:41.459 align:center 10,000 gigawatts! 01:13:41.460 --> 01:13:43.505 align:center Dr. Emmett Brown! 01:13:43.506 --> 01:13:45.811 align:center Come on! 01:13:56.519 --> 01:13:57.997 align:center Look, there's Spider-Man. 01:14:03.656 --> 01:14:06.528 align:center Whoa, this is tripping me out. 01:14:06.529 --> 01:14:10.053 align:center Okay, so, I gotta-- I'm gonna run around there. 01:14:10.054 --> 01:14:13.317 align:center You wait, and I'll chuck the rope down. 01:14:13.318 --> 01:14:15.885 align:center Holy shit, this is crazy. 01:14:15.886 --> 01:14:17.017 align:center I remember you. 01:14:19.367 --> 01:14:20.803 align:center Oh, right, we never met before. 01:14:20.804 --> 01:14:23.371 align:center - No. - Yeah, okay, sorry. 01:14:23.720 --> 01:14:25.242 align:center Yeah, right, right, right, never mind. 01:14:25.243 --> 01:14:27.374 align:center Okay, okay. I'll see you soon. 01:14:33.512 --> 01:14:34.557 align:center How you doing? 01:14:39.562 --> 01:14:41.085 align:center Dude, are you Jay McCarrol? 01:14:41.694 --> 01:14:43.347 align:center Hi, no. Sorry. I don't-- 01:14:43.348 --> 01:14:45.175 align:center I'm not actually him. I just look like him. 01:14:45.176 --> 01:14:46.003 align:center Oh, okay. 01:14:51.530 --> 01:14:52.748 align:center Jared, are you fucking dying? 01:14:52.749 --> 01:14:56.578 align:center Yeah. 01:14:56.579 --> 01:14:59.015 align:center Are you there? 01:14:59.016 --> 01:15:00.756 align:center Yep. I'm still climbing, Bird. 01:15:00.757 --> 01:15:02.888 align:center You're still climbing? 01:15:02.889 --> 01:15:03.976 align:center Yes. 01:15:03.977 --> 01:15:05.152 align:center Still? 01:15:21.125 --> 01:15:22.342 align:center Oh, my God. 01:15:28.524 --> 01:15:29.612 align:center Holy fuck! 01:15:34.355 --> 01:15:37.575 align:center Jay, we made it to the top! 01:15:37.576 --> 01:15:39.534 align:center You've got to clear the way. Otherwise, 01:15:39.535 --> 01:15:42.014 align:center the rope is going to demolish whoever it hits. 01:15:42.015 --> 01:15:43.320 align:center How you doing? 01:15:43.321 --> 01:15:45.191 align:center - Good and you? - Good. 01:15:45.192 --> 01:15:46.584 align:center Trying to get in touch with somebody? 01:15:46.585 --> 01:15:49.239 align:center Uh, yeah, my friend is just up there. 01:15:49.240 --> 01:15:50.632 align:center Part of the crew up there? 01:15:50.633 --> 01:15:52.503 align:center With the... the chefs? 01:15:52.504 --> 01:15:53.984 align:center - Yes. - Okay... 01:15:55.725 --> 01:15:56.899 align:center Come on. 01:16:13.699 --> 01:16:16.745 align:center Sorry. You guys might just want to move out of the way. 01:16:16.746 --> 01:16:18.486 align:center Yeah, drop it whenever! 01:16:22.926 --> 01:16:24.057 align:center Whoa. 01:16:31.543 --> 01:16:33.240 align:center Whew. Huh. 01:16:35.416 --> 01:16:36.982 align:center Okay, I got it! 01:16:40.683 --> 01:16:41.945 align:center Where's the knot? 01:16:43.686 --> 01:16:44.774 align:center Got it. 01:16:47.559 --> 01:16:48.820 align:center Okay, Matt. 01:16:48.821 --> 01:16:50.779 align:center It's all hooked up! You can pull it up now! 01:16:57.134 --> 01:16:59.439 align:center All right, there she goes! 01:17:02.530 --> 01:17:04.575 align:center It's not exactly inconspicuous. 01:17:27.860 --> 01:17:28.948 align:center What's going on here? 01:17:29.253 --> 01:17:31.951 align:center Uh, it's-- it's just-- um... 01:17:33.474 --> 01:17:36.912 align:center Well... this is actually kind of hard to explain. 01:17:36.913 --> 01:17:39.741 align:center Um... 01:17:39.742 --> 01:17:41.090 align:center You see, my friend's part of, uh, 01:17:41.091 --> 01:17:43.267 align:center a chef, uh, situation or something. 01:17:59.413 --> 01:18:00.587 align:center Okay. 01:18:00.588 --> 01:18:01.938 align:center Okay, we're coming down! 01:18:15.865 --> 01:18:18.606 align:center ♪ Old days 01:18:19.738 --> 01:18:23.785 align:center ♪ Good times I remember 01:18:23.786 --> 01:18:26.702 align:center ♪ Fun days 01:18:27.659 --> 01:18:30.793 align:center ♪ Filled with simple pleasure ♪ 01:18:32.403 --> 01:18:34.840 align:center ♪ Drive-in movies 01:18:36.450 --> 01:18:40.236 align:center ♪ Comic books and blue jeans ♪ 01:18:40.237 --> 01:18:42.413 align:center ♪ Howdy Doody 01:18:44.067 --> 01:18:47.069 align:center ♪ Baseball cards and birthdays ♪ 01:18:47.070 --> 01:18:48.636 align:center ♪ Take me back 01:18:50.334 --> 01:18:52.553 align:center ♪ To the world gone away 01:18:54.991 --> 01:18:56.906 align:center ♪ Memories 01:18:58.037 --> 01:18:59.995 align:center ♪ Seem like yesterday 01:19:16.969 --> 01:19:18.361 align:center Here. 01:19:18.362 --> 01:19:19.841 align:center Well, I don't know-- I don't... 01:19:19.842 --> 01:19:21.103 align:center Just get it open! 01:19:21.104 --> 01:19:23.715 align:center Uh... 01:19:26.196 --> 01:19:28.501 align:center Oh, yes! Okay. 01:19:28.502 --> 01:19:32.375 align:center - It's like flying a kite. - So, plug that in. 01:19:32.376 --> 01:19:34.159 align:center Do we have to, like, hot-wire this or something? 01:19:34.160 --> 01:19:35.900 align:center No, no, you just plug it in, like that. 01:19:35.901 --> 01:19:37.815 align:center Just plug it into the thing. 01:19:37.816 --> 01:19:39.686 align:center Jam it in. 01:19:42.690 --> 01:19:43.865 align:center Come on. 01:19:43.866 --> 01:19:45.301 align:center Yes! 01:19:45.302 --> 01:19:47.694 align:center Yeah! 01:19:47.695 --> 01:19:49.522 align:center Ooh, careful. 01:19:49.523 --> 01:19:51.221 align:center - Sort of close this. - We just... 01:19:56.487 --> 01:19:58.575 align:center - Yeah, that's good. Right? - Yeah. 01:19:58.576 --> 01:20:00.142 align:center Excuse me. Are you gonna be here for a while? 01:20:00.143 --> 01:20:01.578 align:center Sorry? 01:20:01.579 --> 01:20:03.232 align:center Would you do me a favour and make sure nobody 01:20:03.233 --> 01:20:05.060 align:center comes up to this while we're gone and unplugs it 01:20:05.061 --> 01:20:06.236 align:center or anything like that? 01:20:06.540 --> 01:20:08.193 align:center For like... How many? 01:20:08.194 --> 01:20:09.673 align:center Like, uh... 01:20:09.674 --> 01:20:12.068 align:center Lightning hits at 9:03. Like, maybe 30 minutes. 01:20:12.416 --> 01:20:13.633 align:center Okay. Thank you. 01:20:13.634 --> 01:20:14.853 align:center - Yeah. - Thank you. Okay. 01:20:15.332 --> 01:20:16.506 align:center - Okay, let's go. - Great. Okay. 01:20:31.696 --> 01:20:33.653 align:center Thirteen minutes. 01:20:33.654 --> 01:20:36.526 align:center How does this thing work? Like, how do you set it? 01:20:36.527 --> 01:20:38.484 align:center You type in the date. You want to see how it works? 01:20:38.485 --> 01:20:40.051 align:center - Yeah, show me. - You type in-- Watch. Okay. 01:20:40.052 --> 01:20:43.011 align:center So, look. Month, day, year, time. 01:20:43.012 --> 01:20:44.534 align:center So, the month is, yeah, 01:20:44.535 --> 01:20:46.275 align:center we'll say... September. 01:20:46.276 --> 01:20:47.929 align:center So, nine, and the day. 01:20:47.930 --> 01:20:49.756 align:center Ah, let's say September 26th. Why not? 01:20:49.757 --> 01:20:52.237 align:center And then randomly 2008. 01:20:52.238 --> 01:20:53.935 align:center And then we'll say 10 in the morning, 01:20:53.936 --> 01:20:56.459 align:center just so that I've got lots of time. 01:20:56.460 --> 01:20:58.765 align:center There. See? 2008. It's gonna be like the end 01:20:58.766 --> 01:21:00.637 align:center of Back to the Future, but without any of the drama. 01:21:00.638 --> 01:21:02.552 align:center Oh! 01:21:02.553 --> 01:21:04.597 align:center 8:50, okay, it's go time! 01:21:04.598 --> 01:21:05.730 align:center Okay! 01:21:22.442 --> 01:21:24.182 align:center Okay. 01:21:25.663 --> 01:21:27.664 align:center How you guys doing? 01:21:27.665 --> 01:21:30.320 align:center It's, uh-- it's to catch the streetcar electricity. 01:21:31.887 --> 01:21:33.148 align:center You're allowed to do that? 01:21:33.149 --> 01:21:34.845 align:center Well, it's a one-time-only thing. 01:21:36.804 --> 01:21:37.892 align:center Oh, God! 01:22:02.352 --> 01:22:03.743 align:center You guys know what I'm doing, right? 01:22:06.399 --> 01:22:08.052 align:center What the hell? 01:22:08.053 --> 01:22:11.100 align:center I'm like Teen Wolf a little bit, right? 01:22:12.144 --> 01:22:13.145 align:center Matt! 01:22:14.320 --> 01:22:15.407 align:center We got a problem. 01:22:15.408 --> 01:22:16.582 align:center What? 01:22:19.151 --> 01:22:20.673 align:center What-- What is it? 01:22:20.674 --> 01:22:24.069 align:center Look! It got disconnected from the top of the tower! 01:22:25.897 --> 01:22:27.506 align:center Oh, Matt, you didn't hook it up right! 01:22:30.684 --> 01:22:31.815 align:center Uh-- uh-- 01:22:31.816 --> 01:22:33.556 align:center Okay, I'll be right back. 01:22:33.557 --> 01:22:35.427 align:center I think-- Hey, where you going? 01:22:35.428 --> 01:22:37.081 align:center Matt, where you going? 01:22:37.082 --> 01:22:38.214 align:center Matt! 01:22:40.129 --> 01:22:41.826 align:center Matt! Matt! 01:22:42.958 --> 01:22:44.741 align:center [bleep] Uh, [bleep]. 01:22:53.664 --> 01:22:54.969 align:center Yo, you're on TV, bro! 01:22:54.970 --> 01:22:55.839 align:center What? 01:22:55.840 --> 01:22:57.362 align:center - Yo, for real! - No. 01:22:57.363 --> 01:22:59.886 align:center - You're on fucking TV! - No, no, no, no, it's good. 01:23:04.457 --> 01:23:06.632 align:center Tonight, we dive into the story that has captivated 01:23:06.633 --> 01:23:10.027 align:center the city of Toronto over the last 24 hours. 01:23:10.028 --> 01:23:12.029 align:center A shooting occurred in the tour bus 01:23:12.030 --> 01:23:13.378 align:center parked outside of the home 01:23:13.379 --> 01:23:16.294 align:center of Canadian rock star Jay McCarrol. 01:23:16.295 --> 01:23:18.253 align:center In the first major update of this case, 01:23:18.254 --> 01:23:19.819 align:center police are now reporting the shooter 01:23:19.820 --> 01:23:21.821 align:center is none other than Jay McCarrol himself. 01:23:21.822 --> 01:23:23.562 align:center That's right, Marci. He was last spotted 01:23:23.563 --> 01:23:26.261 align:center leaving the area just outside of his mansion. 01:23:26.262 --> 01:23:27.958 align:center His current whereabouts are unknown, 01:23:27.959 --> 01:23:30.569 align:center but police believe he may still be in the city. 01:23:30.570 --> 01:23:32.441 align:center Police are urging the public to report 01:23:32.442 --> 01:23:34.573 align:center any sightings of the rock star 01:23:34.574 --> 01:23:37.794 align:center while also cautioning them to keep their distance, 01:23:37.795 --> 01:23:40.623 align:center as he considered to be armed and dangerous. 01:23:40.624 --> 01:23:42.581 align:center The motive of the shooting is still unclear, 01:23:42.582 --> 01:23:45.019 align:center but witnesses report strange behaviour from Jay 01:23:45.020 --> 01:23:47.934 align:center starting when he entered his tour bus that day. 01:23:47.935 --> 01:23:50.676 align:center Oh. 01:23:53.115 --> 01:23:55.986 align:center We have breaking news out of downtown Toronto. 01:23:55.987 --> 01:23:59.120 align:center A man has been spotted on the tip of the CN Tower. 01:23:59.121 --> 01:24:02.079 align:center CP24's news chopper is on the scene 01:24:02.080 --> 01:24:04.081 align:center with a live look at the action. 01:24:04.082 --> 01:24:05.300 align:center Brad, tell us what you're seeing. 01:24:05.301 --> 01:24:06.562 align:center What exactly is this man doing? 01:24:06.563 --> 01:24:07.519 align:center Read that! 01:24:07.520 --> 01:24:09.652 align:center Breaking News: Man on CN Tower. 01:24:09.653 --> 01:24:11.523 align:center ...exactly what this man... 01:24:22.187 --> 01:24:24.102 align:center Oh! Okay. 01:24:25.625 --> 01:24:26.973 align:center I got it! 01:24:26.974 --> 01:24:29.324 align:center It looks like an extension cord 01:24:29.325 --> 01:24:32.457 align:center stretching all the way from the top of the tower 01:24:32.458 --> 01:24:33.937 align:center down to street level. 01:24:42.294 --> 01:24:43.165 align:center Yo, what!? 01:24:43.817 --> 01:24:45.254 align:center Yo, what is gwanin? 01:24:46.690 --> 01:24:48.953 align:center Yo! What is gwanin? 01:24:50.215 --> 01:24:52.174 align:center What the fuck is gwanin? 01:24:54.393 --> 01:24:57.527 align:center Okay! 01:25:10.931 --> 01:25:12.932 align:center Matt, you did it! 01:25:12.933 --> 01:25:14.934 align:center It's all green! 01:25:14.935 --> 01:25:16.849 align:center Okay, good, I'm coming down! 01:25:19.549 --> 01:25:21.245 align:center Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What'd you do? 01:25:21.246 --> 01:25:23.073 align:center I just plugged it in! What do you mean? 01:25:23.074 --> 01:25:25.858 align:center No, it's red now! It's red on the street. 01:25:25.859 --> 01:25:26.859 align:center On the street? 01:25:32.388 --> 01:25:34.477 align:center You [bleep] moron, you ripped the cable out! 01:25:35.695 --> 01:25:36.914 align:center Oh, no! 01:25:39.525 --> 01:25:40.787 align:center Oh... 01:25:44.356 --> 01:25:45.704 align:center Matt, we are [bleep]! 01:25:45.705 --> 01:25:46.879 align:center I'm sorry! 01:25:46.880 --> 01:25:48.577 align:center Jay, I'm sorry! 01:25:48.578 --> 01:25:50.448 align:center I have something figured out. 01:25:50.449 --> 01:25:53.409 align:center That I fell for another one of your stupid plans! 01:25:59.154 --> 01:26:00.764 align:center No! 01:26:03.332 --> 01:26:04.376 align:center Oh, Matt! 01:26:06.030 --> 01:26:07.510 align:center Oh, God! 01:26:10.252 --> 01:26:13.298 align:center Oh! Yeah! 01:26:16.432 --> 01:26:18.173 align:center Oh, my God! 01:26:19.913 --> 01:26:21.001 align:center Yeah! 01:26:22.307 --> 01:26:24.308 align:center Yeah! 01:26:57.995 --> 01:27:00.823 align:center TTC Voice: Next stop King Street West. 01:27:10.137 --> 01:27:12.182 align:center Holy shit. 01:27:17.797 --> 01:27:19.407 align:center Excuse me! Sorry! 01:27:24.282 --> 01:27:25.369 align:center Okay. 01:27:36.555 --> 01:27:37.903 align:center Oh, [bleep]. 01:27:37.904 --> 01:27:40.516 align:center Oh, [bleep]! 01:27:53.964 --> 01:27:55.574 align:center Oh... 01:27:59.796 --> 01:28:01.492 align:center Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 01:28:06.759 --> 01:28:08.370 align:center Oh! What the fuck? 01:28:17.727 --> 01:28:18.945 align:center Oh, my God! 01:28:20.251 --> 01:28:21.904 align:center How do I do this? 01:28:33.612 --> 01:28:36.092 align:center Oh! 01:28:36.093 --> 01:28:37.485 align:center Matt, what's going on, buddy? 01:28:44.710 --> 01:28:46.668 align:center You wanna-- Do you wanna help me? 01:28:46.669 --> 01:28:47.799 align:center Sorry? 01:28:47.800 --> 01:28:49.410 align:center - Oh, you not from Toronto? - No. 01:28:49.411 --> 01:28:50.541 align:center Where you guys from? 01:28:50.542 --> 01:28:52.282 align:center - French! - From France or from Quebec? 01:28:52.283 --> 01:28:53.849 align:center Yeaaah. France! 01:28:53.850 --> 01:28:55.503 align:center - Oh, from France? Welcome to Toronto. - Yes. 01:28:55.504 --> 01:28:58.549 align:center How you doing? That's the CN Tower up there. 01:28:58.550 --> 01:28:59.855 align:center Yeah. 01:28:59.856 --> 01:29:01.422 align:center So, I'm trying to get my cable plugged in here, 01:29:01.423 --> 01:29:02.814 align:center but I can't, uh... Do you wanna hold 01:29:02.815 --> 01:29:04.120 align:center my walkie-talkie for me for a second? 01:29:04.121 --> 01:29:05.470 align:center Yeaaah of course! 01:29:05.775 --> 01:29:07.558 align:center Come on! You motherfucker. 01:29:07.559 --> 01:29:09.168 align:center Matt, what's going on with that cable? 01:29:09.169 --> 01:29:11.388 align:center Jesus... Can you press the return key? 01:29:11.389 --> 01:29:12.737 align:center - Where? - Like this, just press this. 01:29:12.738 --> 01:29:14.043 align:center Okay. 01:29:14.044 --> 01:29:17.221 align:center Bird, we have a problem, but I'm gonna fix it. 01:29:18.353 --> 01:29:20.179 align:center This is funny to you? 01:29:20.180 --> 01:29:22.138 align:center 'Cause, like, my whole life is riding on this. 01:29:32.192 --> 01:29:34.629 align:center Pull over! 01:29:34.630 --> 01:29:35.978 align:center Oh, [bleep]! 01:29:35.979 --> 01:29:37.588 align:center - Pull over now! - No! 01:29:37.589 --> 01:29:39.460 align:center Pull over your vehicle-- 01:29:39.461 --> 01:29:40.374 align:center No! 01:30:03.398 --> 01:30:05.616 align:center - Hypothetically... - Right. 01:30:05.617 --> 01:30:08.924 align:center If I wanted to go back... 01:30:08.925 --> 01:30:10.491 align:center two days...? 01:30:10.492 --> 01:30:11.840 align:center Two days ago? Why would you go-- 01:30:11.841 --> 01:30:13.668 align:center What do you mean? Why would you go back? 01:30:13.669 --> 01:30:16.061 align:center I spilled some wine on my pants. 01:30:16.062 --> 01:30:18.847 align:center Or maybe I... 01:30:18.848 --> 01:30:20.762 align:center killed someone. 01:30:25.420 --> 01:30:26.898 align:center Hey, Matt. 01:30:26.899 --> 01:30:28.552 align:center Uh, everything's going good back here. 01:30:28.553 --> 01:30:31.076 align:center You haven't missed much. 01:30:31.077 --> 01:30:32.730 align:center I'm still at the spot, just waiting for you. 01:30:32.731 --> 01:30:35.951 align:center Uh, just wondering 01:30:35.952 --> 01:30:39.607 align:center the ETA on that cable connection. 01:30:39.608 --> 01:30:42.392 align:center Uh, just plug it in, and then you come back here, 01:30:42.393 --> 01:30:44.439 align:center and I'll be waiting here for you. 01:30:45.091 --> 01:30:46.352 align:center But here's the thing - 01:30:46.353 --> 01:30:47.571 align:center you'll get electrocuted. 01:30:47.572 --> 01:30:49.530 align:center Oh, it would be like in a movie, 01:30:49.531 --> 01:30:51.923 align:center like, where the electricity goes right through my body. 01:30:51.924 --> 01:30:54.186 align:center - Yeah. - And I turn into a skeleton. 01:31:13.206 --> 01:31:16.339 align:center Oh! Oh, yeah! 01:31:16.340 --> 01:31:17.993 align:center Woo-hoo-hoo! 01:33:14.806 --> 01:33:15.893 align:center Jay! 01:33:15.894 --> 01:33:17.504 align:center I figured it out! 01:33:20.769 --> 01:33:22.378 align:center Okay, so... 01:33:22.379 --> 01:33:24.423 align:center This plan is called 01:33:24.424 --> 01:33:28.166 align:center the Seventh Inning... 01:33:28.167 --> 01:33:29.995 align:center ...Skydive. 01:33:31.475 --> 01:33:35.347 align:center So, step one: we skydive... 01:33:35.348 --> 01:33:39.177 align:center into the... SkyDome. 01:33:39.178 --> 01:33:41.266 align:center We, during a game, 01:33:41.267 --> 01:33:44.530 align:center go up the CN Tower... 01:33:46.708 --> 01:33:48.231 align:center Matt? 01:33:50.842 --> 01:33:54.018 align:center You know, maybe we should go early, 01:33:54.019 --> 01:33:56.195 align:center just in case the weather gets bad and they shut the dome? 01:33:58.458 --> 01:34:00.024 align:center The wea... Oh. Yeah. 01:34:00.025 --> 01:34:01.678 align:center Okay, yeah, that's a good point. 01:34:01.679 --> 01:34:04.202 align:center Yeah, we don't wanna get caught on the roof of the... 01:34:04.203 --> 01:34:06.248 align:center Yeah, okay, sure, so, we'll go early. 01:34:06.249 --> 01:34:07.859 align:center Uh, right, go early. 01:34:09.252 --> 01:34:13.734 align:center Okay. So, here's the plan. 01:34:16.302 --> 01:34:18.390 align:center ♪ A stick, a stone 01:34:18.391 --> 01:34:20.305 align:center ♪ It's the end of the road 01:34:20.306 --> 01:34:22.220 align:center ♪ It's feeling alone 01:34:22.221 --> 01:34:24.092 align:center ♪ It's the weight of your load ♪ 01:34:24.093 --> 01:34:25.789 align:center ♪ It's a sliver of glass 01:34:25.790 --> 01:34:28.662 align:center ♪ It's life, it's the sun, it's night ♪ 01:34:28.663 --> 01:34:31.316 align:center ♪ It's death, it's a knife, it's a gun ♪ 01:34:31.317 --> 01:34:33.623 align:center ♪ A flower that blooms 01:34:33.624 --> 01:34:35.364 align:center ♪ A fox in the brush 01:34:35.365 --> 01:34:37.409 align:center ♪ A knot in the wood 01:34:37.410 --> 01:34:39.281 align:center ♪ The song of a thrush 01:34:39.282 --> 01:34:41.152 align:center ♪ The mystery of life 01:34:41.153 --> 01:34:42.937 align:center ♪ The steps in the hall 01:34:42.938 --> 01:34:44.590 align:center ♪ The sound of the wind 01:34:44.591 --> 01:34:46.636 align:center ♪ And the waterfall 01:34:46.637 --> 01:34:48.594 align:center ♪ It's the moon floating free ♪ 01:34:48.595 --> 01:34:50.335 align:center ♪ It's the curve of the slope ♪ 01:34:50.336 --> 01:34:52.294 align:center ♪ It's an ant, it's a bee 01:34:52.295 --> 01:34:54.122 align:center ♪ It's a reason for hope 01:34:54.123 --> 01:34:55.950 align:center ♪ And the riverbank sings 01:34:55.951 --> 01:34:57.821 align:center ♪ Of the waters of March 01:34:57.822 --> 01:34:59.649 align:center ♪ It's the promise of spring ♪ 01:34:59.650 --> 01:35:02.260 align:center ♪ It's the joy in your heart ♪ 01:35:25.110 --> 01:35:33.422 align:center ♪ A spear, a spike 01:35:33.423 --> 01:35:35.250 align:center ♪ A stake, a nail 01:35:35.251 --> 01:35:37.165 align:center ♪ It's a drip, it's a drop 01:35:37.166 --> 01:35:39.254 align:center ♪ It's the end of the tale 01:35:39.255 --> 01:35:42.997 align:center ♪ The dew on the leaf in the morning light ♪ 01:35:42.998 --> 01:35:46.435 align:center ♪ The shot of a gun in the dead of the night ♪ 01:35:46.436 --> 01:35:48.263 align:center ♪ A mile, a must 01:35:48.264 --> 01:35:50.221 align:center ♪ A thrust, a bump 01:35:50.222 --> 01:35:52.049 align:center ♪ It's the will to survive 01:35:52.050 --> 01:35:53.921 align:center ♪ It's a jolt, it's a jump 01:35:53.922 --> 01:35:55.879 align:center ♪ A blueprint of a house 01:35:55.880 --> 01:35:57.533 align:center ♪ A body in bed 01:35:57.534 --> 01:35:59.230 align:center ♪ A car stuck in the mud 01:35:59.231 --> 01:36:01.232 align:center ♪ It's the mud, it's the mud ♪ 01:36:01.233 --> 01:36:03.017 align:center ♪ A fish, a flash 01:36:03.018 --> 01:36:04.888 align:center ♪ A wish, a wing 01:36:04.889 --> 01:36:06.672 align:center ♪ It's a hawk, it's a dove 01:36:06.673 --> 01:36:08.544 align:center ♪ It's the promise of spring 01:36:08.545 --> 01:36:12.374 align:center ♪ And the riverbank sings of the waters of March ♪ 01:36:12.375 --> 01:36:14.158 align:center ♪ It's the end of despair 01:36:14.159 --> 01:36:16.595 align:center ♪ It's the joy in your heart 01:37:09.084 --> 01:37:11.128 align:center ♪ A stick, a stone 01:37:11.129 --> 01:37:13.087 align:center ♪ It's the end of the road 01:37:13.088 --> 01:37:14.653 align:center ♪ The stump of a tree 01:37:14.654 --> 01:37:16.655 align:center ♪ It's a frog, it's a toad 01:37:16.656 --> 01:37:18.353 align:center ♪ A sigh of breath 01:37:18.354 --> 01:37:20.181 align:center ♪ A walk, a run 01:37:20.182 --> 01:37:21.965 align:center ♪ A life, a death 01:37:21.966 --> 01:37:23.793 align:center ♪ The rain, the sun 01:37:23.794 --> 01:37:25.534 align:center ♪ And the riverbank sings 01:37:25.535 --> 01:37:27.449 align:center ♪ Of the waters of March 01:37:27.450 --> 01:37:29.016 align:center ♪ It's the promise of life 01:37:29.017 --> 01:37:30.756 align:center ♪ It's the joy in your heart