WEBVTT 00:27.201 --> 00:31.291 - Okay, so, we open up, - Let's say that-- 00:31.292 --> 00:33.032 Are we gonna have any, like, sort of opening, 00:33.033 --> 00:35.860 like when we get on stage, or are we just gonna go right into it? 00:35.861 --> 00:38.950 What I was imagining was dark stage. 00:38.951 --> 00:40.952 - Yeah. - Backlight, okay? 00:40.953 --> 00:44.434 They see, like, just a silhouette, okay? Of me. 00:44.435 --> 00:45.479 I like it. Okay. 00:45.480 --> 00:46.784 - With my head down. - Yeah. 00:46.785 --> 00:48.308 And you're at the piano and you start going... 00:48.309 --> 00:50.179 Actually... 00:50.180 --> 00:51.659 Like what? 00:51.660 --> 00:52.921 No, no, no, no, no. 00:52.922 --> 00:54.314 A little more opening-- opening of a thing, 00:54.315 --> 00:56.272 and I point, and this red light turns on, and I... 00:57.274 --> 00:59.536 And red lights go on all around. 00:59.537 --> 01:01.321 Like that. 01:01.322 --> 01:03.714 And then, like, boom! On my face. 01:03.715 --> 01:06.630 At the audience, like that. 01:06.631 --> 01:09.155 Good evening, folks. What you're about to see 01:09.156 --> 01:11.157 is something you've never seen before. 01:11.158 --> 01:13.202 We are Nirvanna the Band. 01:13.203 --> 01:17.250 And you are about to be sent to the moon! 01:17.251 --> 01:18.990 And then, I do my two-step. 01:18.991 --> 01:20.296 And this is just no talking, 01:20.297 --> 01:22.951 just-- like they just get to watch me move. 01:22.952 --> 01:24.474 Ah! 01:24.475 --> 01:26.737 Hah! And women in the crowd are like, 01:26.738 --> 01:29.305 "What the fuck is this?! Who is this guy?" 01:31.961 --> 01:34.876 You didn't know this was coming! 01:34.877 --> 01:36.486 And then-- right then, break down. 01:36.487 --> 01:37.748 - Boom! - Right in. 01:37.749 --> 01:39.620 And then, you start right in the first song, 01:39.621 --> 01:41.143 which is whatever we feel there. 01:41.144 --> 01:42.449 If the audience is screaming, 01:42.450 --> 01:44.190 if they're like, "More, more..." 01:44.191 --> 01:46.279 More opening then. We keep, like, playing to the audience. 01:46.280 --> 01:47.932 I have a feeling, that right off the bat, 01:47.933 --> 01:49.020 they're gonna ask for an encore. 01:49.021 --> 01:50.239 - Okay. - I think they're gonna be 01:50.240 --> 01:53.155 like, "Again, do the intro again!" 01:53.156 --> 01:55.114 Okay, so, here is the plan. 01:55.115 --> 01:57.812 why does a club book a band? 01:57.813 --> 01:59.640 - They play good music? - No. 01:59.641 --> 02:02.512 - Draw in a good crowd? - No. 02:02.513 --> 02:04.210 Okay. 02:04.211 --> 02:06.821 - Flyers! - Huh. 02:06.822 --> 02:08.649 Flyers that say what? 02:08.650 --> 02:10.216 - Nirvanna the Band. - Okay. 02:10.217 --> 02:11.391 Flyers that say Nirvanna the Band, 02:11.392 --> 02:12.870 but what are they saying to people? 02:12.871 --> 02:15.046 Come see them where? We don't have a show. 02:15.047 --> 02:16.657 Well, then we're-- We will. 02:16.658 --> 02:18.920 The point of this is to get The Rivoli to book us, right? 02:18.921 --> 02:21.749 Yeah, yeah. Okay, so we-- and we'll have a picture of us on there. 02:21.750 --> 02:23.751 You know what? Let's make the flyers, the plan goes perfectly, 02:23.752 --> 02:25.057 we play at The Rivoli tonight. 02:37.026 --> 02:38.244 Jay, I got a feeling 02:38.245 --> 02:39.985 things are going to work out okay for us. 03:00.919 --> 03:03.792 Jay! I figured it out! 03:06.360 --> 03:07.273 Whoo! 03:07.274 --> 03:08.970 - Okay, so... - Whoa! 03:08.971 --> 03:13.628 This plan is called the Seventh Inning... 03:14.672 --> 03:15.846 Stretch. 03:15.847 --> 03:17.326 ...Skydive. 03:17.327 --> 03:18.936 Oh. 03:18.937 --> 03:22.766 Step one: we skydive... 03:22.767 --> 03:24.812 into the... 03:24.813 --> 03:26.988 ...SkyDome. 03:26.989 --> 03:28.163 Hold on, wait. 03:28.164 --> 03:33.124 We, during a game, go up the CN Tower... 03:36.564 --> 03:38.521 I don't think you can get up to the very top. 03:38.522 --> 03:40.480 Jump! 03:40.481 --> 03:42.133 Into the open dome. 03:42.134 --> 03:44.266 Whole crowd's gonna go insane 'cause like, "What is this? 03:44.267 --> 03:47.530 "Terrorist attack?" Actually, we're coming in-- 03:47.531 --> 03:48.879 We're gonna have to have the peace signs... 03:48.880 --> 03:50.664 - Okay, hold on, hold on. - ...as we float in. 03:50.665 --> 03:52.971 - We land in there. - Then, I take the microphone. 03:54.016 --> 03:55.582 Pretend this Orbitz bottle-- Oh! 03:55.583 --> 03:58.019 Do you know what Orbitz are? 03:58.020 --> 03:59.847 Pretend it's a microphone. 03:59.848 --> 04:01.718 This is a novelty-- you know what... 04:01.719 --> 04:04.025 - It's our last bottle. - I... 04:04.026 --> 04:05.505 - Do you know this drink? - Yes! 04:05.506 --> 04:07.289 I take a microphone. 04:07.290 --> 04:09.422 We've landed. "Ladies and gentlemen, 04:09.423 --> 04:11.989 "you're probably wondering why we skydived here--" 04:11.990 --> 04:13.426 skydove here? 04:13.427 --> 04:15.036 "You're probably wondering why we skydove here." 04:15.037 --> 04:17.647 - Skydiven. - I don't think so. Skydived? 04:17.648 --> 04:19.780 - Hmm. - It's skydived, right? 04:19.781 --> 04:21.695 "You're probably wondering why we skydived here?" 04:21.696 --> 04:24.306 - Skydived. - I'm gonna just amend it. 04:24.307 --> 04:25.655 "Ladies and gentlemen, 04:25.656 --> 04:27.831 "you're probably wondering why we're here." 04:27.832 --> 04:30.573 Because the skydiving is implied. They saw us do it. 04:30.574 --> 04:31.879 What are you saying to everyone? 04:31.880 --> 04:34.098 Except for the blind people. 04:34.099 --> 04:36.579 "For those of you who didn't see what just happened, 04:36.580 --> 04:37.928 "we skydove." 04:37.929 --> 04:39.843 - I'm in the same trap. - Tell me the plan. 04:39.844 --> 04:43.151 The-- "A bolt of lightning in every bottle." 04:43.152 --> 04:45.806 God, I miss this stuff. This might be the last bottle of this in existence. 04:45.807 --> 04:47.982 Okay, what is happening with the SkyDome plan? 04:47.983 --> 04:49.200 Well, let's just... let's just do it. 04:50.202 --> 04:51.333 "Ladies and gentlemen, 04:51.334 --> 04:53.814 you're probably wondering who we are. 04:53.815 --> 04:56.164 "We are Nirvanna the Band. 04:56.165 --> 04:59.036 "And tonight, we are playing for one night only, 04:59.037 --> 05:00.734 "an exclusive engagement 05:00.735 --> 05:03.389 "at The Rivoli at Queen and Spadina. 05:03.390 --> 05:05.391 "We'll see you there after the game." 05:06.567 --> 05:08.394 And then, I'll vamp a bit, and be like, 05:08.395 --> 05:09.960 "Little bit about us--" 05:09.961 --> 05:11.266 You there in the stands. 05:11.267 --> 05:14.008 Do you have a show at The Rivoli? 05:14.009 --> 05:16.576 I'm actually asking that for me, actually. We don't have a show at The Rivoli. 05:16.577 --> 05:18.665 - I know the answer. - I know, but don't you see? It's-- 05:18.666 --> 05:20.971 So, we're telling everybody to go to a show that we don't have. 05:20.972 --> 05:24.540 If you build it, they will come. It's "If you build it, they will come." 05:24.541 --> 05:25.889 Right? 05:25.890 --> 05:27.413 Are you sure this is going to work? 05:27.414 --> 05:30.894 This is gonna be the last plan you and I ever have to do. 05:30.895 --> 05:32.331 And as far as I'm concerned, 05:32.332 --> 05:34.943 we're playing The Rivoli tonight. 05:40.078 --> 05:42.297 ♪ Well, I thought about the army ♪ 05:42.298 --> 05:45.126 ♪ Dad said, "Son, you're fuckin high" ♪ 05:45.127 --> 05:48.651 ♪ And I thought, yeah, there's a first for everything ♪ 05:48.652 --> 05:51.654 ♪ So I took my old man's advice ♪ 05:51.655 --> 05:55.963 ♪ Three sad semesters, it was only fifteen grand ♪ 05:55.964 --> 05:59.358 ♪ Spent in bed, I thought about the army ♪ 05:59.359 --> 06:03.927 ♪ I dropped out and joined a band instead ♪ 06:12.763 --> 06:15.461 ♪ Grew a moustache and a mullet ♪ 06:15.462 --> 06:18.115 ♪ Got a job at Chic-fil-A 06:18.116 --> 06:21.467 ♪ Citing artistic differences ♪ 06:21.468 --> 06:23.469 ♪ The band broke up in May 06:23.470 --> 06:26.602 ♪ And in June, reformed without me ♪ 06:26.603 --> 06:29.126 ♪ And they got a different name ♪ 06:29.127 --> 06:32.434 ♪ I nuked another grandma's apple pie ♪ 06:32.435 --> 06:34.784 ♪ And hung my head in shame 06:34.785 --> 06:36.744 ♪ Oh... 06:39.747 --> 06:42.967 ♪ Been thinking a lot today 06:45.579 --> 06:48.843 ♪ Been thinking a lot today 06:51.802 --> 06:53.455 ♪ Oh-oh 06:53.456 --> 06:57.111 ♪ Think I'll write a screenplay ♪ 06:57.112 --> 06:58.852 ♪ Oh-oh 06:58.853 --> 07:01.203 ♪ Think I'll take it to LA 07:02.596 --> 07:04.205 ♪ Oh-oh 07:04.206 --> 07:07.514 ♪ I think I'll get it done yesterday ♪ 07:08.515 --> 07:10.951 ♪ Aw, shit 07:10.952 --> 07:12.692 Take a good look, Jay. 07:12.693 --> 07:15.825 This is the last time you're gonna see The Rivoli as a citizen. 07:15.826 --> 07:18.306 - As a citizen? - 'Cause tonight, we're playing the show. 07:18.307 --> 07:20.656 We're playing the show-- We're gonna be loading in right there. 07:20.657 --> 07:22.353 You'll have your keyboard under your arm. 07:22.354 --> 07:23.311 Ah! 07:23.312 --> 07:24.965 The girls taking your picture. 07:24.966 --> 07:26.706 The girls are not going to be taking my picture. 07:26.707 --> 07:28.229 Oh, yes, they will! 07:28.230 --> 07:29.926 - You wanna bet?! - No, they're not! 07:29.927 --> 07:32.363 Do you wanna bet they're gonna take your picture? Yes, they will! 07:46.117 --> 07:47.291 Hi. 07:47.292 --> 07:48.728 What's behind your back? 07:48.729 --> 07:50.512 - Good. - Uh, it's a parachute. 07:50.513 --> 07:52.253 Actually, that's what this is for. 07:52.254 --> 07:55.691 We need something that-- like, that can cut through-- 07:55.692 --> 07:57.911 like, we're going to be quite up high, 07:57.912 --> 08:00.174 and I think they're going to have a safety harness on us 08:00.175 --> 08:01.349 or something like that. 08:01.350 --> 08:04.134 And would snippers like this, 08:04.135 --> 08:05.571 would they be able to cut through, 08:05.572 --> 08:06.573 like, a kind of harness? 08:07.443 --> 08:08.748 No... you ha- 08:08.749 --> 08:09.879 What are you trying to do though? 08:09.880 --> 08:11.054 That's my question. 08:11.055 --> 08:14.101 So, here's-- we are gonna be up on, um-- 08:14.102 --> 08:16.451 on the CN Tower, in one of-- on the EdgeWalk, 08:16.452 --> 08:17.408 Mm-hmm. 08:17.409 --> 08:18.671 where we're wearing the safe-- 08:18.672 --> 08:20.324 I think they put a safety vest on you, 08:20.325 --> 08:21.630 and we need something that can, like, 08:21.631 --> 08:24.111 cut through the rope or the cable on it. 08:24.112 --> 08:25.329 Do you know what I mean? 08:25.330 --> 08:26.679 Umm... you can... 08:26.680 --> 08:27.636 But here's the thing - 08:27.637 --> 08:28.811 you would shock yourself 08:28.812 --> 08:30.247 because if you cut through live wire 08:30.248 --> 08:31.814 you'll get electrocuted. 08:31.815 --> 08:33.599 But-- Oh, I'm not cutting through elect-- 08:33.600 --> 08:35.470 I'm cutting through fabric, I'm not cutting through a live wire. 08:35.471 --> 08:37.516 What happens if we're not even allowed in the security with-- 08:37.517 --> 08:39.430 You will be actually caught. 08:39.431 --> 08:40.693 I'm gonna say that I need-- 08:40.694 --> 08:42.346 Yes sir? Do you have drywall compound here? 08:42.347 --> 08:43.870 - I'm sorry? - Drywall compound? 08:43.871 --> 08:45.568 Drywall compound: Two-forty-three. 08:45.873 --> 08:47.091 Two-forty-three thank you. 08:47.614 --> 08:49.049 But I think that-- 08:49.050 --> 08:50.267 You know what? I - Like, I - 08:50.268 --> 08:51.313 I don't know. Ye- 08:51.879 --> 08:53.270 Just... be careful, man. 08:53.271 --> 08:55.098 Like, I seriously don't think it's worth it. Okay? 08:55.099 --> 08:56.231 Right. But... 08:56.797 --> 08:57.798 I, uh - I mean... 08:58.450 --> 08:59.799 You have the freedom to do this. 08:59.800 --> 09:00.626 I'm a Libertarian. 09:00.627 --> 09:01.931 You have the liberty to do 09:01.932 --> 09:03.585 whatever the fuck you want. 09:03.586 --> 09:05.501 But that is - should I - believe... 09:05.893 --> 09:07.720 as a... pers- sane person 09:07.721 --> 09:08.765 I should, uh... 09:09.070 --> 09:11.201 prevent you guys from doing shit like this. 09:11.202 --> 09:14.596 But these will cut through cable, possibly. 09:14.597 --> 09:16.468 If you really want it to it would. 09:17.078 --> 09:19.383 Ah, I'm not going to tell you this, man. I - I feel bad. 09:19.384 --> 09:20.429 Like, I seriously don't wanna 09:26.348 --> 09:28.784 Look, there's Spider-Man. 09:34.312 --> 09:37.750 So, how do we get in here? 09:37.751 --> 09:39.142 It might be a little too high, Matt. 09:39.143 --> 09:40.666 Excuse me. 09:40.667 --> 09:42.885 Is this the line to get into the CN Tower? 09:42.886 --> 09:44.191 I think so. 09:44.192 --> 09:46.280 Thanks a lot. I've got to jump off it, actually. 09:46.281 --> 09:47.629 Where is your accent from? 09:47.630 --> 09:48.848 Um, Brazil. 09:48.849 --> 09:50.284 Nice to meet you. I'm Matt. How you doing? 09:50.285 --> 09:51.546 - Hi. - Welcome to Toronto. 09:51.547 --> 09:52.547 Thank you. 09:52.548 --> 09:54.418 Enjoy your trip. Have a good time. 09:54.419 --> 09:56.552 Okay. All right. So, we just join the line. Bye. 09:57.553 --> 09:58.901 Matt, I'm afraid of heights. 09:58.902 --> 10:01.034 Shut up. Hi. How you doing? 10:01.035 --> 10:03.559 We're just going up the-- we're just going up the tower. 10:08.129 --> 10:10.087 Just put-- Just put our keys in here? 10:10.784 --> 10:12.872 - Sir? - Ope - this one? 10:12.873 --> 10:13.830 How do I get in? 10:14.701 --> 10:16.440 Oh, I'm sorry - is it okay if I bring this? 10:16.441 --> 10:17.877 - It's a camera, but-- - No you-- 10:17.878 --> 10:19.356 you can't shoot in here, you guys. 10:19.357 --> 10:20.228 Oh, kay. 10:24.624 --> 10:26.363 You got a cellphone on you by chance? 10:26.364 --> 10:28.018 I have a wireless mic. Here. 10:28.976 --> 10:30.412 And pack. 10:31.282 --> 10:32.109 Okay. 10:32.980 --> 10:34.198 Alright, you're gonna go. 10:37.767 --> 10:38.942 Can you come back sir? 10:41.684 --> 10:43.119 Is there anything else? 10:43.120 --> 10:44.817 Oh! Oh, yeah, I have my clippers. 10:44.818 --> 10:46.035 I have my clippers, too. 10:46.036 --> 10:47.994 I have these... clippers. 10:47.995 --> 10:49.343 Why do you have those? 10:49.344 --> 10:52.695 Uh, I guess I just have them. I don't need them. 10:53.174 --> 10:55.392 I'm just curious, like, why you have them? I'm just - 10:55.393 --> 10:57.264 Oh, they're for just cutting things off of my pants 10:57.265 --> 10:58.482 and things like that. 10:58.483 --> 10:59.919 - Okay, just one second. - Sure, sure. 10:59.920 --> 11:01.008 Just give me like... just - 11:02.270 --> 11:03.140 Go ahead. 11:03.967 --> 11:05.925 I have a patron in my lane with a... 11:05.926 --> 11:07.144 pair of pliers? 11:07.449 --> 11:09.494 Uh just wondering if this is N.U.F.? 11:11.888 --> 11:12.933 Why do they have it? 11:14.761 --> 11:17.285 Uh, apparently for cutting their pants. 11:18.939 --> 11:20.591 We just have to ask, right? Like it's - 11:20.592 --> 11:22.464 No, don't worry. Thank you. Don't worry about it. 11:23.421 --> 11:24.422 Go for it. 11:25.119 --> 11:26.424 So you guys are okay. 11:27.077 --> 11:28.078 You can go as well. 11:29.819 --> 11:30.690 Thank you. 11:34.432 --> 11:37.478 Are you ready to walk 116 storeys above Toronto 11:37.479 --> 11:39.349 with nothing but a harness securing you? 11:39.350 --> 11:41.134 Is that how high up we're going to be? 11:41.135 --> 11:42.222 This is EdgeWalk-- 11:42.223 --> 11:44.311 That's not how high up we're gonna be. 11:44.312 --> 11:46.269 Don't tell me that's how high up we're gonna be. 11:46.270 --> 11:47.531 ...view of Canada's biggest city 11:47.532 --> 11:49.142 and the knowledge that you have been truly 11:49.143 --> 11:50.753 on top of the world. 11:52.450 --> 11:55.236 Are you ready to step up and touch the sky? 11:56.280 --> 11:57.628 This one goes on the back, 11:57.629 --> 11:58.934 this one goes on the front. 11:58.935 --> 12:00.196 This one acts like a seat belt, 12:00.197 --> 12:01.850 so, it will move with you as you move. 12:01.851 --> 12:03.809 Any sudden actions, it will lock up... 12:03.810 --> 12:05.767 The pad will be bumping you on the back of the head. 12:05.768 --> 12:07.116 Love that tap, 12:07.117 --> 12:08.552 it means you are still attached to the rail. 12:08.553 --> 12:10.293 Just don't touch it. 12:17.824 --> 12:20.260 And then, we actually had a citizenship ceremony 12:20.261 --> 12:24.046 up there once, and we actually had the judge wear a tux. 12:24.047 --> 12:26.222 We even had proposals happen out there. 12:26.223 --> 12:27.920 What about the ring? 12:30.358 --> 12:32.098 The skies are threatening 12:32.099 --> 12:35.014 and you will be able to see the SkyDome close, 12:35.015 --> 12:38.887 as we are about to say so long to the CN tower, 12:38.888 --> 12:40.846 at least, visually. 12:42.500 --> 12:44.719 My gosh, guys, 12:44.720 --> 12:47.330 look at that beautiful view 12:47.331 --> 12:49.942 that we have right now hitting us, right? 12:49.943 --> 12:53.510 Oh, my God, guys! That is a long way down! 12:53.511 --> 12:55.164 Come and take a look, everybody. 12:55.165 --> 12:58.124 Come and get it! Come here. There you go. 12:58.125 --> 13:00.343 You go there. Exactly. 13:02.912 --> 13:05.392 You're just walking a Guinness World Record, 13:05.393 --> 13:07.698 EdgeWalk is the highest external hands-free walk 13:07.699 --> 13:09.223 in the world... 13:11.878 --> 13:13.182 - All right. - Uh... 13:13.183 --> 13:15.663 Guys, take a look all the way down. 13:15.664 --> 13:17.186 Whoa, is that supposed to do that? 13:17.187 --> 13:19.580 - It's perfect. - Okay. 13:19.581 --> 13:22.017 I'm gonna move to the front. 13:22.018 --> 13:26.021 All right, everybody, now... welcome to EdgeWalk. 13:27.154 --> 13:29.720 Right now, we are 356... 13:32.812 --> 13:34.552 Bird - They're closing the roof. 13:36.163 --> 13:37.686 Bird, the roof's closing. 13:42.560 --> 13:43.647 Okay, okay. Okay we gotta go now. 13:43.648 --> 13:44.910 We gotta go now. 13:44.911 --> 13:45.998 It's the highest observation deck 13:45.999 --> 13:47.609 in the Western Hemisphere. I can see... 13:49.045 --> 13:49.829 Okay. 13:50.917 --> 13:51.874 I'm not ready! 14:05.583 --> 14:06.540 Bird. Bird. Bird. 14:06.541 --> 14:07.977 We gotta go now! We're going now! 14:10.371 --> 14:12.241 Countdown! 14:12.242 --> 14:13.329 Three! 14:13.330 --> 14:14.243 Two! 14:14.244 --> 14:15.288 ONE! 14:15.289 --> 14:16.289 No, no! 14:38.965 --> 14:40.791 Here we go! 14:40.792 --> 14:42.793 The dome is closing! 14:42.794 --> 14:43.839 We've got time! 14:45.319 --> 14:46.797 Okay, we're coming in hot! 14:46.798 --> 14:47.843 Oh, too much! 14:50.237 --> 14:52.500 Oh, fuck! 14:53.980 --> 14:55.806 Oh [bleep]! 14:59.333 --> 15:01.203 Are you all right? Are you all right? 15:01.204 --> 15:03.379 - Get [bleep] off of me! - Whoa! I'm trying to help you. 15:03.380 --> 15:05.120 You pushed me off the tower! 15:05.121 --> 15:07.427 What, are you crazy? I thought I was going to die! 15:07.428 --> 15:08.863 But you're okay. 15:08.864 --> 15:11.344 - Oh my God! It's closed! - Yeah. 15:11.345 --> 15:12.867 We didn't even make it in time! 15:12.868 --> 15:14.608 Well, maybe there's a way to open it. Let's-- 15:14.609 --> 15:16.740 So we almost died and the plan didn't even work. 15:16.741 --> 15:18.307 Oh my God. The plan is over. 15:18.308 --> 15:20.048 You know what, we're gonna find another way inside. 15:20.049 --> 15:21.876 It didn't work. Again! 15:25.011 --> 15:31.103 ♪ Well, did you know 15:31.104 --> 15:33.932 ♪ That I was one of those you left behind ♪ 15:33.933 --> 15:38.371 ♪ You were up and gone without a goodbye ♪ 15:38.372 --> 15:42.157 ♪ They all said that you were not the kind to stick around ♪ 15:42.158 --> 15:46.857 ♪ I only wish I'd known that it was time ♪ 15:46.858 --> 15:50.470 ♪ The evenings on the highway coming down to be with you ♪ 15:50.471 --> 15:55.214 ♪ I couldn't wait to eat your home-cooked meal ♪ 15:55.215 --> 15:57.346 ♪ At nighttime, in the moonlight ♪ 15:57.347 --> 15:59.783 Well, that's ironic. What did I say, 15:59.784 --> 16:01.916 "next time we see The Rivoli, it's gonna be..." 16:01.917 --> 16:04.006 Oh, Jesus. 16:05.399 --> 16:06.877 But you know what? 16:06.878 --> 16:08.618 Maybe we still got time for another plan. What, uh... 16:08.619 --> 16:10.359 Excuse me. Do you know what time it is? 16:10.360 --> 16:12.231 Uhh yeah... It's, uh, 9:03. 16:12.232 --> 16:15.408 Thank you very much. 9:03? 16:15.409 --> 16:17.236 Not a lot-- no. We got-- 16:17.237 --> 16:19.107 We got a lot of night left. 16:19.108 --> 16:21.457 Uh, Bird? 16:21.458 --> 16:24.112 Yeah, it's The Rivoli. 16:24.113 --> 16:25.593 Bird. 16:26.550 --> 16:27.942 Oh, Jesus. 16:27.943 --> 16:29.030 Are you guys playing-- 16:29.031 --> 16:30.553 Are you guys playing the show tonight? 16:30.554 --> 16:31.425 Yup. 16:32.382 --> 16:34.210 Lucky! 16:35.820 --> 16:37.734 What did you have to do to score that? 16:40.434 --> 16:42.262 Did you see that? 16:43.437 --> 16:46.439 Lightning just hit the CN Tower! 16:46.440 --> 16:47.918 Jay, isn't that like a bad omen? 16:47.919 --> 16:49.443 We were just there. 16:54.274 --> 16:55.535 Jay! 16:55.536 --> 16:58.233 If you think about it, we were off by what... 16:58.234 --> 17:00.627 Three minutes? Two minutes? 17:00.628 --> 17:03.325 That's your classic-- Whoo! 17:03.326 --> 17:04.935 If we had a time machine, 17:04.936 --> 17:07.416 we would have fixed that right away, do you know what I mean? 17:07.417 --> 17:09.898 Oh, Bird, I got an idea! 17:13.902 --> 17:16.426 Forget an idea. I think I figured it out. 17:17.862 --> 17:21.343 Listen to this: time machine plan. 17:21.344 --> 17:22.562 Bird, 17:22.563 --> 17:26.392 we pretend to be from the future. 17:26.393 --> 17:28.655 We build a-- Oh, my God. 17:28.656 --> 17:30.874 We take the RV in the backyard, 17:30.875 --> 17:32.833 deck it out like the DeLorean in Back-- in-- 17:32.834 --> 17:36.358 yeah, in Back to the Future. We could build, like, 17:36.359 --> 17:38.665 a fake contraption with like-- what do they have? 17:38.666 --> 17:40.449 The flux capacitor and all that stuff, 17:40.450 --> 17:42.321 just like Doc Brown has. 17:42.322 --> 17:45.411 It's like-- like, uh, dates and times, 17:45.412 --> 17:49.067 in, like, um... analogue numbers. 17:49.068 --> 17:53.027 And we hire an actor to pretend to be 17:53.028 --> 17:55.203 a post office guy... 17:55.204 --> 17:57.727 ...to um, deliver... 17:57.728 --> 18:00.295 ...deliver a video, saying that it's from the past. 18:00.296 --> 18:02.515 So, it's the past and the future coming together. 18:02.516 --> 18:03.951 That's when we show up, coughing, 18:03.952 --> 18:07.389 we got the dry ice coming out of the machine. 18:07.390 --> 18:08.435 Bird? 18:10.350 --> 18:11.351 Bird? 18:12.439 --> 18:14.179 Oh, you're-- I see, 18:14.180 --> 18:16.181 you're like, "Work's done for the day. 18:16.182 --> 18:19.662 "We've done too much. It's time to play." 18:19.663 --> 18:21.838 No problem. What's that? 18:21.839 --> 18:23.666 Bird's favourite game? 18:23.667 --> 18:25.190 Okay, ready? 18:25.191 --> 18:27.148 Bird. 18:29.151 --> 18:31.022 You're Batman. 18:32.154 --> 18:33.503 Goodnight, Matt. 18:44.340 --> 18:46.385 All right, well... 18:46.386 --> 18:47.517 Uh... 18:50.216 --> 18:52.869 Bird, I'm gonna get started! 19:01.270 --> 19:02.923 Doc Brown: This readout tells you where you're going, 19:02.924 --> 19:04.185 this one tells you where you are, 19:04.186 --> 19:05.491 this one tells you where you were. 19:05.492 --> 19:07.581 You input your destination time on this keypad. 19:09.104 --> 19:12.280 ♪ Deep down in Louisiana close to New Orleans ♪ 19:12.281 --> 19:14.282 ♪ Way back up in the woods among the evergreens ♪ 19:14.283 --> 19:15.631 The flux capacitor. 19:15.632 --> 19:17.938 ♪ There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood ♪ 19:17.939 --> 19:20.854 ♪ Where lived a country boy named Johnny B. Goode ♪ 19:20.855 --> 19:23.204 ♪ Who never ever learned to read or write so well ♪ 19:23.205 --> 19:25.250 ♪ But he could play a guitar just like a-ringin' a bell ♪ 19:26.165 --> 19:27.861 ♪ Go, go 19:27.862 --> 19:30.603 ♪ Go, Johnny, go, go ♪ 19:30.604 --> 19:35.261 ♪ Go, Johnny, go, go 19:36.262 --> 19:37.828 ♪ Go, Johnny, go, go 19:39.961 --> 19:42.050 ♪ Johnny B. Goode 19:47.664 --> 19:49.449 Lafayette. How can I help you? 19:49.840 --> 19:52.190 Hi, um... 19:52.191 --> 19:54.322 I was thinking about, uh, 19:54.323 --> 19:57.195 coming to play the open mic. 19:57.196 --> 20:02.635 Jared! Hey! 20:02.636 --> 20:04.638 Where do we keep the old cameras in here? 20:06.335 --> 20:08.380 I need to find the old cameras from way back. 20:08.381 --> 20:09.991 They're in the bin. 20:13.473 --> 20:15.343 Oh, yes. Okay. 20:15.344 --> 20:17.476 My name is Matt Johnson, if you're watching this, 20:17.477 --> 20:19.086 I need your help. 20:19.087 --> 20:21.654 I mistakenly invented a time machine, 20:21.655 --> 20:23.830 and I played with it like a fool. 20:23.831 --> 20:26.006 I went back to the year 2008, 20:26.007 --> 20:28.835 and I have done something that has set off a chain of events 20:28.836 --> 20:30.663 that has destroyed the future! 20:30.664 --> 20:33.187 Okay, yeah! You just show up any time before 8 20:33.188 --> 20:34.623 ask to speak to John. 20:34.624 --> 20:37.845 Oh my God. Okay. And you're in Ottawa, right? So... 20:38.237 --> 20:39.715 Yup sorry... yup. 20:39.716 --> 20:40.890 A-pardon me sir? 20:40.891 --> 20:44.243 How far away is Ottawa? I'm in Toronto. 20:45.331 --> 20:46.896 Uh... it depends how fast you drive? 20:46.897 --> 20:48.507 Anywhere between four... fuh- 20:48.508 --> 20:49.899 four or five hours, I guess? 20:49.900 --> 20:52.119 Rivoli, I am about to appear 20:52.120 --> 20:55.209 in the year 2025, in your time! 20:55.210 --> 20:58.691 And it is of vital importance that you let me and my band, 20:58.692 --> 21:01.868 Nirvanna the Band, play a show at the Rivoli tonight, 21:01.869 --> 21:04.392 in order to undo what I did! 21:04.393 --> 21:08.875 So... do you have to be a band or a duo 21:08.876 --> 21:12.705 or can you be... solo? 21:12.706 --> 21:16.099 Watch! It's a full time machine! 21:16.100 --> 21:19.015 I have the flux capacitor, I have the, uh, batteries... 21:19.016 --> 21:21.583 Oh, man, I left my Orbitz in that stupid thing. 21:21.584 --> 21:23.585 Let's do it again where I don't have the-- oh, shit! 21:23.586 --> 21:24.978 Oh, fuck! We gotta do it-- 21:24.979 --> 21:26.849 No! No! Oh, fuck! 21:26.850 --> 21:28.329 Oh, no! 21:28.330 --> 21:31.811 Oh, fuck! Oh, Jesus! 21:31.812 --> 21:34.292 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 21:34.293 --> 21:35.597 Uh... Oh, my God. 21:35.598 --> 21:36.946 Uh... 21:36.947 --> 21:38.339 Put it out! You got it? 21:38.340 --> 21:39.775 Oh, is that even gonna do anything? 21:39.776 --> 21:41.516 - Put it out! - Yeah, I'm trying to put-- 21:41.517 --> 21:45.259 So, I have a show booked, essentially? 21:45.260 --> 21:46.565 Uh - I'm I'm sorry? 21:46.566 --> 21:47.827 I... 21:47.828 --> 21:49.351 You have a show booked in Ottawa? 21:49.699 --> 21:51.961 I said I have a show booked tomorrow? 21:51.962 --> 21:53.441 Yeah... Okay - Yeah. 21:53.442 --> 21:54.313 Okay. Yeah. 21:55.226 --> 21:56.837 Great, we'll see you tomorrow night then! 21:57.272 --> 21:59.055 See you tomorrow night. Okay. Thank you. 21:59.056 --> 21:59.926 K, bye. 21:59.927 --> 22:00.971 Bye-bye. 22:11.242 --> 22:13.810 Oh, fuck. 22:15.899 --> 22:17.944 And the lights on it is what made it look good 22:17.945 --> 22:20.120 in the first place. 22:20.121 --> 22:21.426 Now, it's just like, junk. 22:21.427 --> 22:22.558 Oh. 22:23.559 --> 22:24.734 Shit. 23:43.422 --> 23:44.771 ♪ Now it's a holiday 23:49.515 --> 23:50.732 ♪ Now it's a holiday 23:59.481 --> 24:01.221 ♪ I wanna free up from the vine ♪ 24:01.222 --> 24:02.832 ♪ I wanna celebrate 24:04.660 --> 24:07.445 ♪ Close enough to feel and now it's time to disappear ♪ 24:07.446 --> 24:09.403 ♪ I wanna celebrate 24:09.404 --> 24:11.884 ♪ So I can never feel the cold ♪ 24:17.020 --> 24:19.195 ♪ ...never feel the cold 24:19.196 --> 24:21.372 ♪ I can never feel the cold ♪ 24:22.548 --> 24:24.158 ♪ Now it's a holiday 24:26.813 --> 24:28.422 - Ah! - Ah! [bleep]! 24:28.423 --> 24:29.771 - Aah! - Matt? 24:29.772 --> 24:31.381 - Ah! - Ooh! 24:31.382 --> 24:32.426 [bleep]! 24:32.427 --> 24:33.601 What the [bleep] are you doing? 24:33.602 --> 24:34.994 - What are you doing? - Oh, [bleep]! 24:34.995 --> 24:37.039 Hey, Matt. 24:37.040 --> 24:38.824 - What is this [bleep]? - Uh, um. 24:38.825 --> 24:40.086 - I'm being kidnapped? - Um... 24:40.087 --> 24:41.870 I-- I needed to just take it. 24:41.871 --> 24:44.307 Okay, hold on. Just tell me what's going on. 24:44.308 --> 24:45.395 I will. Yeah, okay. 24:45.396 --> 24:46.571 'Cause I don't wanna get angry. 24:46.572 --> 24:49.225 - You know how... - "You know how" what? 24:49.226 --> 24:51.358 - You know how when you-- - "How when" what? 24:51.359 --> 24:54.666 - If you just went, uh... - If you went when how what? 24:54.667 --> 24:56.581 I'm getting fucked over, aren't I? 24:56.582 --> 24:59.410 No, no, no, I was just, um, uh... 25:05.286 --> 25:07.069 Okay, listen to this... 25:07.070 --> 25:09.332 time machine plan. 25:09.333 --> 25:11.596 What are you doing? 25:11.597 --> 25:13.946 Doing the time machine plan. 25:13.947 --> 25:16.296 Doing-- Doing the time machine plan? 25:16.297 --> 25:18.038 Did you say you're "Doing the time machine plan"? 25:18.995 --> 25:20.213 Yeah. 25:20.214 --> 25:21.823 Oh, we're going to The Rivoli right now? 25:21.824 --> 25:23.172 - Yes. - Oh! 25:24.523 --> 25:26.132 That's why you're driving so fast? 25:26.133 --> 25:29.657 Yeah. Um, and as far as I'm concerned, 25:29.658 --> 25:32.181 we are playing the Rivoli tonight. 25:32.182 --> 25:35.663 Jay, watch out! Watch out! 25:35.664 --> 25:39.232 Ah! 25:39.233 --> 25:43.062 Oh my God. Oh, I saw a flash of white light, and then a... 25:43.063 --> 25:44.367 And then, it's-- 25:44.368 --> 25:45.760 Where did that streetcar come from? 25:45.761 --> 25:48.328 Ah, fuck I hit my ass. 25:48.329 --> 25:49.503 Oh, my God. 25:49.504 --> 25:51.461 Ah. 25:51.462 --> 25:53.246 How you doin'? 25:53.247 --> 25:55.335 Sorry about this. 25:55.336 --> 25:57.990 It could've been a lot worse. Right? 25:57.991 --> 26:01.515 Like, could've been a lot-- could've been a lot worse. 26:01.516 --> 26:03.039 Bird? 26:04.388 --> 26:06.476 You're missing a great visual joke. 26:06.477 --> 26:08.915 Uh, I'm gonna go. 26:10.177 --> 26:11.917 - Sure, let's go. - Uh, no, no, no. 26:11.918 --> 26:15.224 - We should clean this up. - Yeah, let's clean this up. 26:15.225 --> 26:16.662 Oh. Whoa. 26:19.752 --> 26:21.405 Oh, my God. Look at this. 26:23.059 --> 26:24.886 Oh, my God. 26:24.887 --> 26:26.932 What the hell? 26:26.933 --> 26:29.413 Oh, someone else got a show at The Rivoli. 26:30.371 --> 26:31.414 Goddamn it. 26:31.415 --> 26:33.808 - You know, I gotta go. - What? 26:33.809 --> 26:35.941 Oh, 'cause you're mad about this? 26:35.942 --> 26:38.944 We're gonna get the show. I promise. 26:38.945 --> 26:41.381 Hey, look at that, tourists. Tourists, Bird. 26:41.382 --> 26:43.992 Hi. Welcome to Toronto. 26:43.993 --> 26:46.081 Come check us out at The Rivoli later! 26:46.082 --> 26:47.517 But we don't have a show... 26:47.518 --> 26:49.389 Well, we-- we could be playing any day. 26:51.131 --> 26:52.784 Uh... Toron... I know this looks bad. 26:52.785 --> 26:56.396 We just hit this Now Magazine box with our RV by accident. 26:56.397 --> 26:58.441 This doesn't speak for Toronto generally. 26:58.442 --> 26:59.878 Enjoy. 26:59.879 --> 27:01.880 Okay, we gotta clean this up and get outta here. 27:01.881 --> 27:05.361 - Yeah, uh, you know what? - Yeah? 27:05.362 --> 27:07.146 You clean this up. 27:07.147 --> 27:09.627 I'll take the RV to the shop, make sure there's no damage. 27:09.628 --> 27:11.541 Come on. We'll move this thing in two minutes, 27:11.542 --> 27:13.500 if you just help me... help me lift this up. 27:13.501 --> 27:14.936 Yeah, okay. 27:18.419 --> 27:20.725 - Let's go see a movie. - See a... 27:20.726 --> 27:22.770 Let's see a movie together. Look. We're right here. 27:22.771 --> 27:25.991 When's the last time you and I saw a movie together, like friends? 27:25.992 --> 27:28.081 You want to see a movie? 27:29.212 --> 27:30.865 You like that? 27:30.866 --> 27:34.216 Yeah! Right now? 27:34.217 --> 27:36.131 - Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! - Hey. 27:36.132 --> 27:38.525 We gotta wait for The Rivoli to open anyway. 27:38.526 --> 27:40.701 And it's dark in there. 27:40.702 --> 27:42.747 What'd you say? 27:42.748 --> 27:43.618 Jay? 27:47.100 --> 27:48.578 It's the weekend, Budnick. 27:48.579 --> 27:50.103 I don't know you. You do not exist. 27:51.234 --> 27:52.278 Shit. 27:53.410 --> 27:54.541 Nice car. 27:54.542 --> 27:58.153 I'm just gonna go to the bathroom. 27:58.154 --> 28:01.417 What do you mean? The movie just started. 28:01.418 --> 28:02.811 Goodbye, Matt. 28:06.293 --> 28:08.076 What are you doing? 28:08.077 --> 28:09.338 Move! What... 28:09.339 --> 28:10.949 Sorry. Yeah. 28:10.950 --> 28:12.733 - Excuse me. - Yeah, go. 28:12.734 --> 28:15.997 Sorry. Sorry. Excuse me. 28:15.998 --> 28:17.564 Melissa on screen: Not to mention, it's pathetic. 28:17.565 --> 28:18.478 Goodbye, Matt. 28:18.479 --> 28:19.871 Right. 28:19.872 --> 28:22.264 - And the worst part is... - Jesus Christ. 28:28.619 --> 28:29.837 I was just gonna say that. 28:29.838 --> 28:31.273 See? 28:31.274 --> 28:33.319 I just wish your friends were as mature as you. 28:33.320 --> 28:34.929 They are mature, actually. 28:34.930 --> 28:36.931 You just have to get to know them better. 28:36.932 --> 28:38.716 Paging Dr. Faggot! 28:41.676 --> 28:43.459 Dr. Faggot! 28:45.854 --> 28:47.507 I should go. 28:47.508 --> 28:48.900 That's a good idea, Dr. Faggot. 28:53.035 --> 28:53.861 Uh-oh. 28:58.258 --> 28:59.911 Oh, I'm sorry! 28:59.912 --> 29:01.174 Sorry! 29:05.569 --> 29:06.656 Okay. 29:06.657 --> 29:09.181 Jay. Jay! 29:09.182 --> 29:11.183 - Jay, Jay! - [bleep]. Oh, [bleep]. 29:11.184 --> 29:15.317 Um, uh, um... 29:15.318 --> 29:16.405 Jay. 29:16.406 --> 29:18.451 Yeah. I was, uh... 29:18.452 --> 29:21.237 Oh, my God. 29:23.587 --> 29:24.719 Oh, God. 29:25.981 --> 29:27.896 I-I can explain this, okay? 29:33.336 --> 29:36.861 Actually, Matt... I need to-- 29:36.862 --> 29:38.211 It's 2008. 29:40.604 --> 29:42.083 What? 29:42.084 --> 29:46.567 The time machine worked somehow and we are in 2008. 29:50.571 --> 29:52.877 Do you-- Do you understand? 29:52.878 --> 29:54.443 We are-- We are time travelers. 29:54.444 --> 29:55.618 Okay, no. 29:55.619 --> 29:58.056 Um, yeah. Look. I'll prove it to you. 29:58.057 --> 29:59.840 Watch, watch, watch. The time machine works. 29:59.841 --> 30:01.363 Look, okay? Uh, look. 30:01.364 --> 30:03.583 Okay. We'll go to... 30:06.021 --> 30:07.543 Okay, watch this. 30:07.544 --> 30:09.982 Hold onto your butts! 30:11.331 --> 30:12.461 Ah! 30:12.462 --> 30:14.333 I'm accelerating us to 88 kilom-- 30:14.334 --> 30:15.769 or is it miles an hour? 30:15.770 --> 30:17.423 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... 30:17.424 --> 30:19.207 Just watch! You'll be laughing in a second. 30:19.208 --> 30:20.948 Okay. Come on. 30:20.949 --> 30:21.994 Come on! 30:22.995 --> 30:24.691 80. 85! 30:24.692 --> 30:27.781 Can you... Can you slow down? 30:27.782 --> 30:29.957 88! Hold on to something! 30:31.177 --> 30:33.221 What?! 30:33.222 --> 30:34.570 Oh, no! 30:34.571 --> 30:35.920 Okay, something must be wrong with this thing. 30:35.921 --> 30:37.660 Hold on. I'll fix it. I'll fix it. 30:37.661 --> 30:39.053 Goddamn it. 30:39.054 --> 30:40.228 - Okay. - Okay. 30:40.229 --> 30:41.360 - Okay. - Okay, okay. 30:41.361 --> 30:43.580 So this... 2008, this is right. 30:44.581 --> 30:46.974 Was it the time thing? What is... 30:46.975 --> 30:48.933 Um, all right, I can figure this out. 30:48.934 --> 30:51.152 - I can figure this out. - Goodbye, Matt. 30:51.153 --> 30:52.762 Where are you going?! 30:52.763 --> 30:54.025 Jay! You can't... 30:54.026 --> 30:55.722 You can't go out there. It's too... too... 30:55.723 --> 30:58.638 What's he doing? Bird, no, no, no, no, no, no! 30:58.639 --> 31:01.033 Jay! 31:02.425 --> 31:04.339 Bird, Bird! 31:04.340 --> 31:06.734 You can't go out there. 31:26.232 --> 31:27.320 What year is it? 31:27.842 --> 31:29.191 2008, sir. 31:31.672 --> 31:32.847 Oh, [bleep]. 31:33.892 --> 31:35.328 Oh, [bleep]! 31:38.592 --> 31:39.809 - Matt? - Yes? 31:39.810 --> 31:42.508 - It's 2008. - I told you! 31:44.990 --> 31:47.209 I'm gonna find a place to hide this RV. 31:56.175 --> 31:58.350 Okay, I think we're safe here. 31:58.351 --> 31:59.787 We're not safe. 32:00.962 --> 32:02.920 Well, I just mean nobody's gonna notice us. 32:02.921 --> 32:04.312 You know, you really [bleep] us up-- 32:04.313 --> 32:05.835 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - This is [bleep]. 32:05.836 --> 32:07.925 I-- You were the one-- I did not do anything. 32:07.926 --> 32:10.188 - Huh? - You're the one who was driving the car. 32:10.189 --> 32:13.321 And then, I'm instantly in a car accident. 32:13.322 --> 32:15.367 I didn't see-- like a streetcar came out of nowhere. 32:15.368 --> 32:18.587 It didn't come out of nowhere. It was just there in 2008. 32:18.588 --> 32:20.676 And when we went through the flash... 32:20.677 --> 32:21.895 - Yeah. - ...we appeared. 32:21.896 --> 32:23.549 It's just like in Back to the Futureone. 32:23.550 --> 32:25.203 No, or Back to the Future Two. 32:25.204 --> 32:26.944 It happens in Back to the Future Threeas well. 32:26.945 --> 32:28.946 [bleep] We gotta figure how to get back. 32:28.947 --> 32:30.643 - Yes. - How do we even go back? 32:30.644 --> 32:33.254 We must've gone through like a wormhole or something. 32:33.255 --> 32:36.997 We are trapped in 2008. The question is 32:36.998 --> 32:40.609 "How can we use this to get a show at The Rivoli?" 32:40.610 --> 32:44.874 No, hold on. Like, that-- that's secondary now, okay? 32:44.875 --> 32:46.311 First things first. 32:46.312 --> 32:48.530 Okay, so we have travelled... 32:48.531 --> 32:52.143 here, into 2008. 32:52.144 --> 32:53.361 This is us now. 32:53.362 --> 32:54.536 Goddamn it. 32:54.537 --> 32:59.193 So, we're gonna go forwards back to 2025, 32:59.194 --> 33:04.024 but this will be a new 2025 if we change anything here. 33:04.025 --> 33:05.634 Wait, wait. Whoa, whoa. 33:05.635 --> 33:07.681 It was an Ashton Kutcher movie. 33:09.117 --> 33:10.726 Butterfly Effect. 33:10.727 --> 33:14.730 Anything we affect could have insane ramifications. 33:14.731 --> 33:17.211 So our present can get changed? 33:17.212 --> 33:19.692 We could come back to a future where 33:19.693 --> 33:21.215 The Rivoli doesn't exist. 33:21.216 --> 33:24.262 Or maybe another venue, like maybe somewhere in Ottawa. 33:24.263 --> 33:26.438 Forget that! What if we come back and, all of a sudden, 33:26.439 --> 33:28.396 you-- you're not a piano player anymore? 33:28.397 --> 33:31.443 Maybe I'm a drummer and we're a ska band. 33:31.444 --> 33:34.794 No Doubt before Gwen Stefani. Have you heard that music? 33:34.795 --> 33:36.491 Look it up. Have you heard it? 33:36.492 --> 33:38.798 - Let's keep thinking about-- - Let's focus on the plan. 33:38.799 --> 33:40.626 You built a toy time machine. 33:40.627 --> 33:42.845 - Uh-huh. - And then it worked... 33:42.846 --> 33:45.153 - Somehow. - ...but now it's broken. 33:46.937 --> 33:49.069 Maybe you need to just sort of look under the hood. 33:49.070 --> 33:52.116 - Wait. - Maybe something's just loose. 33:52.117 --> 33:55.249 It is broken. I broke it last night. 33:55.250 --> 33:57.773 I spilled the Orbitz on it. 33:57.774 --> 33:59.645 Holy [bleep]. 33:59.646 --> 34:01.126 But it's back on. 34:02.083 --> 34:03.389 Oh, my God. 34:05.608 --> 34:07.088 - What? - This-- 34:09.612 --> 34:11.657 Oh, no! I ruined it! 34:11.658 --> 34:13.833 Oh, I fucking ruined it! 34:13.834 --> 34:16.227 That's too stupid, isn't it? 34:16.228 --> 34:18.055 What? Tell-- Talk to me. 34:18.056 --> 34:20.057 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 34:20.058 --> 34:22.233 Bird, this is gonna sound crazy. 34:22.234 --> 34:24.278 - What? What did it do? - The Orbitz! 34:24.279 --> 34:25.975 I spilt a bottle of Orbitz. 34:25.976 --> 34:28.456 - Is there any left? - No. I'm out. 34:28.457 --> 34:30.284 Um, but we just need to find a way 34:30.285 --> 34:32.286 to get another bottle or something like that. 34:32.287 --> 34:33.766 But that was your last bottle. 34:33.767 --> 34:35.985 There wasn't even any left back now, in 2008. 34:35.986 --> 34:37.813 They stopped making this in 1999. 34:37.814 --> 34:40.817 I know, it was such a big deal when we found that whole-- 34:41.905 --> 34:43.036 That's right. 34:43.037 --> 34:45.082 This is my last bottle in 2025, 34:45.083 --> 34:47.997 but in 2008, we still have a whole case. 34:47.998 --> 34:50.478 At the apartment. That's where we gotta go. 34:50.479 --> 34:52.480 And that means, you guys, you can't be out here with-- 34:52.481 --> 34:54.308 waving your cameras around like that. 34:54.309 --> 34:56.745 Because, look, they've got the futuristic video cameras. 34:56.746 --> 34:58.051 - They're looking-- - Exactly, they're like-- 34:58.052 --> 34:59.879 Look at Luca. He looks like... 34:59.880 --> 35:02.055 He looks like he's from The Matrix. 35:02.056 --> 35:05.537 So this whole 2008 sequence, which would be very hard 35:05.538 --> 35:07.843 to fake if this were not really 2008, 35:07.844 --> 35:09.237 will not be filmed. 35:10.195 --> 35:11.717 Well what if we use the old cameras? 35:11.718 --> 35:12.761 Oh, use the old camera? 35:12.762 --> 35:14.720 Yeah, okay, in that case, you can. 35:14.721 --> 35:16.287 Yeah, okay. You have to use this. 35:44.229 --> 35:45.578 Oh, my God. 35:48.624 --> 35:50.713 Ah! Oh, wow. 35:51.671 --> 35:53.193 Goths. 35:53.194 --> 35:54.586 Wow. 35:54.587 --> 35:55.849 Real goths. 35:57.764 --> 36:00.635 Look at the gothness of it. 36:00.636 --> 36:02.246 They're goths! 36:02.247 --> 36:03.769 Wow. 36:03.770 --> 36:05.118 Men forgot that's a great way 36:05.119 --> 36:06.902 to score girls way out of your, uh... 36:06.903 --> 36:08.600 Matt. 36:08.601 --> 36:10.123 What? 36:10.124 --> 36:13.649 That guy looks just like me. See the guy down there? 36:14.781 --> 36:16.652 That guy looks like me. 36:17.610 --> 36:18.958 He's got your hat. 36:18.959 --> 36:20.265 Jay, it's us. That's us. 36:21.266 --> 36:22.832 Holy [bleep]. 36:25.748 --> 36:27.620 Oh, look. They even have a little Jared. 36:28.621 --> 36:31.318 Jared... there's you filming us. 36:31.319 --> 36:33.668 Oh, my God. Look how young he looks. 36:33.669 --> 36:35.540 Past Matt: Actually, no, here. Jay, put one right here. 36:35.541 --> 36:36.845 - Put right here. - Where? 36:36.846 --> 36:38.804 No, on this side with me. On this side with me. 36:38.805 --> 36:40.066 - Okay. - Come to this side. 36:40.067 --> 36:42.634 No, no, no, put one right against this thing. 36:42.635 --> 36:45.071 - Okay. - On this side! 36:45.072 --> 36:46.377 What the hell are we doing? 36:46.378 --> 36:48.117 That's, uh, we're... we're... It's a plan. 36:48.118 --> 36:49.771 This is one of my classic plans. Look. 36:49.772 --> 36:53.166 Flyer plan! Oh, my God! 36:53.167 --> 36:54.689 That's a good plan! 36:54.690 --> 36:58.825 How did this not work? We should do this plan again. 37:04.309 --> 37:05.396 Jay, I got a feeling 37:05.397 --> 37:07.355 things are gonna work out okay for us. 37:10.663 --> 37:13.926 Is that a cop? Are those police officers looking at us? 37:13.927 --> 37:16.929 Let's go down this way. Let's just walk down this way. 37:16.930 --> 37:18.236 Oh, shit! Hide, hide! 37:22.588 --> 37:24.503 Do you think that guy looks like me? 37:25.504 --> 37:28.289 That guy? Looks like me. 37:29.377 --> 37:32.336 It's 'cause he's got that hat. 37:32.337 --> 37:34.468 Sick. 37:34.469 --> 37:35.862 Guy looks like you. 37:37.516 --> 37:39.778 Okay, okay, this is our chance. 37:39.779 --> 37:41.083 - Come on. - Yeah, yeah. 37:41.084 --> 37:42.520 - It's caught on my-- - That's my jacket. 37:42.521 --> 37:44.609 - You put it inside out. - Come on, come on, come on. 37:44.610 --> 37:45.915 Your hat! 37:52.487 --> 37:53.793 Sorry, sorry. 37:56.230 --> 37:57.796 - Uh, okay. - Okay, let's just go. 37:57.797 --> 37:59.145 - Let's go! - Yeah, right. 37:59.146 --> 38:00.494 Oh, God. Man, it's open. 38:00.495 --> 38:03.367 Remember our old apartment? 38:03.368 --> 38:06.370 Okay, all right. 38:06.371 --> 38:07.936 Okay, quick in and out. 38:07.937 --> 38:09.416 Yeah, I think we left the Orbitz 38:09.417 --> 38:10.939 on top of the oven, right? 38:10.940 --> 38:12.854 Yeah, but we can't touch anything else. 38:12.855 --> 38:14.247 Oh, right yeah, Butterfly Effect. 38:14.248 --> 38:15.901 This is just like Aladdin. 38:15.902 --> 38:18.164 Touch nothing but the Orbitz. 38:18.165 --> 38:19.558 Go. 38:20.950 --> 38:22.516 Okay. We gotta make it seem-- 38:22.517 --> 38:23.909 - They're right there. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 38:23.910 --> 38:25.693 I'm getting the Orbitz, and then we're outta here. 38:25.694 --> 38:27.348 - Okay. - Come on, come on. 38:31.570 --> 38:32.874 It's empty. 38:32.875 --> 38:34.702 Look. Look around. Look around for them. 38:34.703 --> 38:36.531 - Come on. - Find 'em! 38:40.927 --> 38:43.276 Where the fuck are they? 38:43.277 --> 38:46.932 Fuckin' loot the place! 38:46.933 --> 38:48.107 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 38:50.806 --> 38:53.068 - Oh, [bleep]! - Oh, my God. 38:56.943 --> 38:58.944 No, not Jared, not Jared. 38:58.945 --> 39:00.598 Why not? Why not? 39:02.122 --> 39:04.079 Past Matt: Okay, we gotta rehearse, we gotta rehearse. 39:04.080 --> 39:05.951 Come on! Come on! Come on! 39:05.952 --> 39:07.300 Past Jay: Think it's gonna work? 39:07.301 --> 39:09.215 Past Matt: As far as I'm concerned, 39:09.216 --> 39:11.086 we are playing The Rivoli tonight. 39:11.087 --> 39:12.653 So, what were we doing before we left? 39:13.960 --> 39:15.439 Do I have a driver? No, I'm driving myself. 39:15.440 --> 39:16.570 Past Jay: What do we cut to? 39:16.571 --> 39:18.050 Past Matt: He's on his way there. 39:18.051 --> 39:19.791 - Past Jay: Oh, okay, uh... - Actually, you know what? 39:19.792 --> 39:21.009 Let's just cut right to the fight. 39:21.010 --> 39:23.360 Past Jay: Okay. 39:23.361 --> 39:27.059 You're on your last legs, Creamed Corn. 39:27.060 --> 39:30.889 You should've thought twice before you crossed Can Opener. 39:30.890 --> 39:31.890 For God's sakes. 39:31.891 --> 39:33.849 My name is your arch nemesis-- 39:36.548 --> 39:39.376 You shoulda thought twice before you crossed me... 39:39.377 --> 39:41.595 You're gonna get us thrown in jail. 39:41.596 --> 39:43.858 "Go to jail?" Did you say, "Go to jail"? 39:43.859 --> 39:45.207 Could go to jail. 39:45.208 --> 39:48.080 Oh, yeah, illegal time travel. 39:48.081 --> 39:50.343 - "I hereby sentence you--" - Is that true? 39:50.344 --> 39:52.998 That's what he's saying, jail for this. 39:52.999 --> 39:54.696 - Jail? - Jail. 39:55.784 --> 39:56.958 Ridiculous. 39:56.959 --> 39:59.874 Past Matt: I have you now, Creamed Corn! 39:59.875 --> 40:03.051 Let him come fuckin' find me. 40:03.052 --> 40:04.270 Let him find me. 40:04.271 --> 40:06.490 What I'm gonna do. I'll grab my young self. 40:08.101 --> 40:10.624 ♪ Castlevania, Fatal Fury, Ninja JaJaMaru-kun ♪ 40:10.625 --> 40:14.149 ♪ ActRaiser, Blazing Lazers, Bases Loaded, Mega Turrican ♪ 40:14.150 --> 40:17.109 ♪ Cybernator, Rolling Thunder, Dynastic Hero ♪ 40:17.110 --> 40:18.980 ♪ Bubble Bobble, Double Dribble ♪ 40:18.981 --> 40:20.852 - ♪ Double Dragon, F-Zero - I get it. 40:20.853 --> 40:23.332 Past Matt: Creamed corn, you son of a bitch! 40:23.333 --> 40:25.030 What? You didn't think 40:25.031 --> 40:27.728 a super villain named Can Opener would be-- 40:31.516 --> 40:33.605 I think they're gone. 40:36.303 --> 40:37.521 - Hey. - What? 40:37.522 --> 40:40.001 Shh, shh. I think they're gone. 40:40.002 --> 40:42.657 Let's go. Let's go. Perfect. 40:45.181 --> 40:46.530 - Okay, okay. - Let's get out. 40:54.930 --> 40:58.411 Jay, I thought you were-- wanted to sleep. 40:58.412 --> 41:00.501 Let's do-- Let's do a quick rehearsal. 41:02.024 --> 41:03.722 Sure, I'll play something on the piano. 41:08.553 --> 41:10.771 - Past Matt: Are you there? - Yeah. 41:10.772 --> 41:12.991 I'll go look upstairs. 41:31.576 --> 41:33.185 I feel like we've played that before. 41:33.186 --> 41:35.230 I feel like we played that before. 41:35.231 --> 41:38.365 Do a... Just something new. Do something new. 42:07.220 --> 42:08.655 Matt. 42:09.962 --> 42:11.136 Hey. 42:13.313 --> 42:14.793 What are you doing? 42:15.794 --> 42:17.403 Oh, this is... 42:17.404 --> 42:20.537 I'm visiting you in your dream... 42:20.538 --> 42:22.539 to bring you this idea for a song 42:22.540 --> 42:24.323 to play with the band. 42:25.804 --> 42:27.500 And this is-- and I'm a spirit. 42:27.501 --> 42:29.850 And I'm a Dickensian spirit 42:29.851 --> 42:32.244 to bring you the melody of this song. 42:32.245 --> 42:33.985 ♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do 42:33.986 --> 42:35.160 ♪ Do-do-do- do-do-do ♪ 42:35.161 --> 42:37.466 Oh, you! 42:39.034 --> 42:40.905 Good night. 42:40.906 --> 42:42.037 Bye. 42:52.482 --> 42:54.919 Got it. 43:06.192 --> 43:07.106 Hey. 43:08.107 --> 43:10.370 Hey... Bird. 43:12.111 --> 43:14.329 I had a crazy dream. 43:14.330 --> 43:17.419 I heard this... song. 43:17.420 --> 43:20.335 ♪ Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun 43:20.336 --> 43:23.295 And you were there, you were a spirit. 43:23.296 --> 43:25.864 Des-- Descended spirit? 43:29.302 --> 43:31.259 Right... 43:31.260 --> 43:32.697 Hey, let's watch some TV. 43:33.872 --> 43:35.263 The H1N1 flu virus... 43:35.264 --> 43:37.527 H1N1. 43:38.920 --> 43:40.791 Oh, yeah. It's, uh, swine flu. 43:40.792 --> 43:44.011 Maybe they'll get a, uh... 43:44.012 --> 43:47.189 ...a vaccine that they force us all to take for that. 43:49.583 --> 43:52.063 Past Jay: Oh, I forgot to tell you about my grandma. 43:52.064 --> 43:55.370 My mom's going to Montreal right now to visit her. 43:55.371 --> 43:57.286 She might have to be put in a home. 43:58.331 --> 44:00.027 Pretty... 44:00.028 --> 44:01.550 It's pretty real stuff, you know? 44:01.551 --> 44:04.293 Getting old is... Not looking forward to it. 44:09.429 --> 44:13.737 You know, um, the truth is, 44:13.738 --> 44:17.044 if you've got a... best friend, 44:17.045 --> 44:19.917 you won't even notice getting older. 44:26.794 --> 44:28.795 Do you like Russell Peters? 44:28.796 --> 44:31.624 Okay, big question. 44:31.625 --> 44:35.715 He was doing race comedy at the right... 44:35.716 --> 44:38.065 Man, I mean, it's so... 44:38.066 --> 44:39.806 Russell... Oh, dude, it's 2008? 44:39.807 --> 44:41.460 I don't like him. 44:41.461 --> 44:44.115 Yeah, I'm sayin' the same thing. 44:44.116 --> 44:46.508 Okay, I, uh, I gotta go. 44:46.509 --> 44:47.814 Past Jay: All right, well, you know, 44:47.815 --> 44:49.381 I'm gonna take a shower or something and then... 44:49.382 --> 44:50.469 Great. 44:50.470 --> 44:51.818 I'll be ready in like half hour 44:51.819 --> 44:54.560 and we can go over... whatever, or something. 44:54.561 --> 44:55.779 Go over ever-- Go over what? 44:55.780 --> 44:56.954 Past Jay: That's right. I don't know. 44:56.955 --> 44:58.520 - Get rid of him. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 44:58.521 --> 44:59.696 Right, yes, yes, yes. 44:59.697 --> 45:00.958 You want me to light off some fireworks? 45:00.959 --> 45:02.481 Wonderful. Fire-- Perfect. 45:02.482 --> 45:04.483 - Yep, good. - All right. 45:04.484 --> 45:06.225 - Great. - That was stupid. 45:08.096 --> 45:09.707 Goodbye, Jay. 45:11.360 --> 45:12.405 Whew. 45:17.976 --> 45:19.759 - I was about to make-- - Let's go, let's go. 45:19.760 --> 45:22.066 I was about to make a really big mistake today. 45:22.067 --> 45:23.981 Sorry. You what? 45:23.982 --> 45:26.898 I was about to make a really big mistake today. 45:28.029 --> 45:29.987 - This morning... - Yes? 45:29.988 --> 45:31.729 ...I was trying to escape. 45:34.427 --> 45:37.864 I was trying to escape. Leave. You. 45:37.865 --> 45:39.561 The band. Everything. 45:41.129 --> 45:45.437 I thought that I could go and become famous without you. 45:45.438 --> 45:47.787 I got it, I got it, I got it. 45:47.788 --> 45:51.095 Are you mad? 45:56.841 --> 45:58.581 I'm embarrassed. 46:00.235 --> 46:01.192 Why would I be? 46:01.193 --> 46:03.847 No, I... 46:03.848 --> 46:05.370 Why-- Why don't we-- 46:05.371 --> 46:06.719 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 46:06.720 --> 46:09.027 Wait. Are you saying-- So... 46:11.507 --> 46:13.378 Okay-- 46:13.379 --> 46:16.816 I'm kidding. 46:16.817 --> 46:18.513 Okay. 46:18.514 --> 46:20.341 Okay, okay, but the whole point though... 46:20.342 --> 46:21.908 The whole point, the whole point-- 46:21.909 --> 46:24.345 Matt, wait-- wait. Hey, where are you going? 46:24.346 --> 46:25.390 Where are you going? Matt, Matt. 46:25.391 --> 46:27.696 Stop, stop, stop, stop. Ah! 46:27.697 --> 46:29.525 Matt, what are you doing? 46:30.657 --> 46:32.310 We can't change anything. 46:32.311 --> 46:34.965 Hey. You'll be better off, right? 46:34.966 --> 46:37.054 We're gonna see who's gonna be better off. 46:37.055 --> 46:38.708 Don't. Stop. 47:14.614 --> 47:17.268 Okay... So... 47:17.269 --> 47:19.966 July-- I'm setting the time machine! 47:19.967 --> 47:22.186 July 10th, 20-- 47:22.187 --> 47:24.405 Tenth? No, no, no. We went back on the 12th. 47:24.406 --> 47:25.624 The 12th. 47:25.625 --> 47:28.018 We're going back two days earlier. 47:28.019 --> 47:30.717 So that I can do the skydive plan myself. 47:33.633 --> 47:34.590 Fine. 48:11.801 --> 48:13.715 Go! 48:33.388 --> 48:34.912 [bleep]! Not again! 48:42.441 --> 48:44.922 Oh. 48:45.923 --> 48:47.793 Oh, my God. 48:49.796 --> 48:51.276 I hit my ass. 48:54.540 --> 48:56.802 Oh, my God. I hit my ass. 48:58.283 --> 49:03.069 I hit my ass. Bird. 49:03.070 --> 49:05.115 Radio announcer: This is Roz and Mocha... 49:09.859 --> 49:11.295 Jay? 49:11.296 --> 49:13.166 You're listening to my boys, Roz and Mocha. 49:17.258 --> 49:18.302 Jay?! 49:18.303 --> 49:20.521 Oh, sorry. 49:20.522 --> 49:21.349 All good. 49:46.113 --> 49:47.245 Jay? 49:54.339 --> 49:55.775 I'm home! 50:03.261 --> 50:04.262 Okay. 50:08.266 --> 50:09.267 It's all the same. 50:11.747 --> 50:12.922 What the-- 50:19.146 --> 50:22.106 Very funny. Very funny. 50:23.933 --> 50:25.631 Nice one, Jay! 50:28.851 --> 50:31.115 You gotta give him credit. That's a good bit. 50:33.639 --> 50:36.249 So, now I'm the dr-- Now, I'm the drummer. 50:40.428 --> 50:41.559 Matt?! 50:41.560 --> 50:42.821 Jay?! 50:42.822 --> 50:44.127 We figured it out, buddy. 50:44.128 --> 50:47.391 Woo! We got it. We got it. We got it. 50:47.392 --> 50:49.654 We figured it out. 50:49.655 --> 50:51.438 We've got the plan, okay? 50:51.439 --> 50:53.788 All right. So... 50:53.789 --> 50:55.529 So, you know how we've had trouble 50:55.530 --> 50:57.618 getting tickets to the show, right? 50:57.619 --> 51:01.057 Turns out there is an additional traunch 51:01.058 --> 51:03.798 of tickets being released exclusively 51:03.799 --> 51:06.149 to Visa Avion Infinite Privilege 51:06.150 --> 51:07.454 private banking card holders, okay? 51:07.455 --> 51:08.934 Man ♪2: Top. Top of the top. 51:08.935 --> 51:11.371 Now, there is one individual who we know 51:11.372 --> 51:14.200 who has a Visa Avion Infinite Privilege 51:14.201 --> 51:17.203 private banking card, and that is-- 51:17.204 --> 51:20.467 - My aunt. - Ethan's aunt. 51:20.468 --> 51:22.469 Michael and I arrive to her door, 51:22.470 --> 51:26.386 we share with her that we, too, are Chinese. 51:26.387 --> 51:27.735 - What? - Our whole lives. 51:27.736 --> 51:28.867 Our whole lives. 51:28.868 --> 51:30.825 Born-- Born in Chin-- Born in China. 51:30.826 --> 51:32.175 His father's white, mother's Chinese. 51:32.176 --> 51:33.567 First language Chinese. 51:33.568 --> 51:34.916 Both of my parents are Chinese. 51:34.917 --> 51:37.005 Okay, okay. So, let me-- let me-- let me get this-- 51:37.006 --> 51:38.572 Let me, uh, get this straight. 51:38.573 --> 51:40.053 Okay. 51:42.577 --> 51:44.143 Jay McCarrol hired you guys. 51:44.144 --> 51:45.927 You're improvisers and you're here to teach me a lesson-- 51:45.928 --> 51:47.407 You're already off. 51:47.408 --> 51:49.540 - We're door-to-door salesmen. - No, no, no, no, no. 51:49.541 --> 51:53.544 I'm saying the jig's up, guys. 51:53.545 --> 51:57.548 Jay hired you to teach me a lesson about what it's like 51:57.549 --> 52:00.725 to be on the receiving end of these insane plans. 52:00.726 --> 52:04.685 Jay, I get it. I'm sorry that my plans are so ridiculous. 52:04.686 --> 52:05.991 I see now that, 52:05.992 --> 52:10.387 yeah, maybe I could be a little bit more, um... 52:10.388 --> 52:12.476 What's the word? Why am I even telling this to you guys? 52:12.477 --> 52:14.130 Okay, yes. 52:14.131 --> 52:16.958 Congratulations. Very good. 52:16.959 --> 52:19.047 That was extremely well done. 52:19.048 --> 52:21.876 The troika of Matt Johnson divided into three. 52:21.877 --> 52:25.663 I love that I've got an Asian part of me. 52:25.664 --> 52:28.318 Maybe that's my sensitivity. 52:28.319 --> 52:32.017 So, um, I guess all that's left 52:32.018 --> 52:34.193 is for me to kick your ass. 52:34.194 --> 52:35.934 - What? - Dude. Matt. 52:35.935 --> 52:37.675 - Who's first? - What's happening? 52:37.676 --> 52:40.547 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why do I have this? 52:40.548 --> 52:42.507 Why do you have what? 52:43.986 --> 52:45.596 Why do I have that? 52:45.597 --> 52:47.685 - We all have them. - Dude... 52:47.686 --> 52:48.904 How did-- 52:56.434 --> 52:57.435 Oh, my God. 53:02.570 --> 53:03.919 Oh, my God. 53:09.447 --> 53:11.188 What is this plan for? 53:12.319 --> 53:14.495 It's the Jay McCarrol concert. To get tickets. 53:16.802 --> 53:19.717 You're trying to get tickets to a Jay McCarrol concert, 53:19.718 --> 53:21.633 because Jay McCarrol is a famous musician. 53:24.157 --> 53:25.679 Yeah. 53:25.680 --> 53:29.641 And I am... 53:32.731 --> 53:34.819 In a Jay McCarrol cover band. 53:43.394 --> 53:45.396 Whoa! Sorry. 54:02.717 --> 54:04.327 Mr. Hollywood... 54:04.328 --> 54:05.415 Hollywood. 54:05.416 --> 54:07.112 Mr. Hollywood. 54:07.113 --> 54:08.069 Mr. Arnold 54:08.070 --> 54:09.071 Mr. Rocky 54:10.029 --> 54:11.552 Mr. Jennifer Lopez 54:11.944 --> 54:13.727 That is also Jay. 54:13.728 --> 54:14.946 Yeah. 54:14.947 --> 54:15.773 A Google 54:15.774 --> 54:16.991 Autolog, Facebook 54:16.992 --> 54:17.818 Yahoo 54:17.819 --> 54:19.298 Too'tereel company. 54:19.299 --> 54:20.387 He's on everything. Yeah. 54:20.735 --> 54:21.997 Hollywood. 54:23.390 --> 54:24.957 Beautiful, beautiful. 54:25.479 --> 54:26.697 Okay. Nice meeting you. 54:37.230 --> 54:38.753 You think you'd be famous without me? 54:40.233 --> 54:42.061 You'd be famous right now. 54:43.497 --> 54:45.890 You'd be famous right now. Right? 54:45.891 --> 54:47.108 If it weren't for me. 54:47.109 --> 54:50.634 TTC Voice: Next stop Chestnut Street. 54:50.635 --> 54:52.549 Your life would have been better if you never met me? 54:52.550 --> 54:53.898 I don't know. I don't know. 54:53.899 --> 54:55.160 Well, there's a way to find out. 54:55.161 --> 54:56.379 There's a way to find out. 54:56.380 --> 54:57.554 - Easy. Don't-- - No, no, no. 54:57.555 --> 54:58.816 We can't change anything. 54:58.817 --> 55:01.035 Yeah, well, I know something we can change. 55:03.778 --> 55:07.173 You'll wake him up. You'll wake him up. 55:18.140 --> 55:21.926 It worked, baby! Okay. We gotta go! We gotta go! 55:21.927 --> 55:24.711 It was way more fun than I thought it was gonna be. 55:24.712 --> 55:26.452 Gotta go. Got your bag? 55:26.453 --> 55:27.932 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Let's go, let's go. 55:27.933 --> 55:30.543 Ladies and gentlemen. 55:30.544 --> 55:32.807 May I have your attention, please? 55:34.722 --> 55:37.769 It's time for the final countdown. 55:42.077 --> 55:45.210 The show starts in... 55:45.211 --> 55:46.603 ten... 55:46.604 --> 55:49.388 ...nine, eight, seven, 55:49.389 --> 55:52.435 six, five, four... 55:52.436 --> 55:56.134 three, two, one. Go! 56:02.097 --> 56:04.447 Hello, Toronto! 56:14.153 --> 56:18.025 ♪ So sorry, I've missed you ♪ 56:18.026 --> 56:21.115 ♪ Hair, always whipping round ♪ 56:21.116 --> 56:24.597 ♪ So high up, got my chin up ♪ 56:24.598 --> 56:26.947 ♪ I don't care if I never come... ♪ 56:29.255 --> 56:31.082 He's not even breaking a sweat. 56:31.083 --> 56:34.477 He's insane, man. 56:34.478 --> 56:37.088 Think if I told him my username he'd remember me? 56:37.089 --> 56:38.481 - Your what? Sorry? - From what? 56:38.482 --> 56:39.786 - Oh, from the forums. - Yeah. 56:39.787 --> 56:41.310 Maybe. 56:43.661 --> 56:46.358 Okay. Thank you. Okay. 56:46.359 --> 56:47.752 I'll be-- I'll be-- I'll be right back. 56:52.974 --> 56:54.975 Jay, hey, hey, hey. No. He's my friend. 56:54.976 --> 56:56.455 This-- He's my-- He's my best friend. 56:56.456 --> 56:57.891 He's my best friend. He's my best friend. 56:57.892 --> 56:59.937 - Yeah, no. It's okay. - Jay, it's me. 56:59.938 --> 57:02.505 This is crazy I found you. What the fuck is going on? 57:02.506 --> 57:04.898 Look at this. 57:04.899 --> 57:07.292 Okay, I think that we have to get back in the time machine 57:07.293 --> 57:08.772 and figure out how to do this again, 57:08.773 --> 57:10.164 or, like, some other version of this, 57:10.165 --> 57:12.036 because there's gotta be a way that we can do this 57:12.037 --> 57:13.124 where we're both, where it's, like-- 57:13.125 --> 57:14.692 where Nirvanna the Band gets this. 57:15.867 --> 57:19.436 Guys, you have to meet my old friend, Matt. 57:20.349 --> 57:21.654 What? 57:21.655 --> 57:23.308 God. You look good. 57:23.309 --> 57:27.530 It's been, like, what? 17 years. 57:27.531 --> 57:29.227 Unbelievable. 57:29.228 --> 57:31.055 You know, we actually used to have a band together. 57:31.056 --> 57:32.535 To give you an idea, it was called... 57:32.536 --> 57:34.711 - No. No, no. - ...Nirvanna the Band. 57:34.712 --> 57:35.799 Wait. 57:35.800 --> 57:37.061 No way. 57:37.062 --> 57:39.411 No, no, no. Bird, you gotta remember. Hold on. 57:39.412 --> 57:41.587 - Yeah, yeah. I remember. - No, no, no. I'm saying you-- 57:41.588 --> 57:43.154 No, but you gotta remember. You gotta remember. 57:43.155 --> 57:44.982 - Okay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah! 57:44.983 --> 57:46.113 Yeah, it's all good. 57:46.114 --> 57:47.680 Look at me. Look at me. Bird, it's me. 57:47.681 --> 57:48.942 It's me. Jay-- 57:48.943 --> 57:50.683 - I hope you've been well. - Jay. No, no, no. 57:50.684 --> 57:52.424 You've gotta remember. Jay. You gotta! No, Jay! 57:52.425 --> 57:53.860 Jay, Jay, Jay! You gotta remember! 57:53.861 --> 57:55.340 Bird, Bird, Bird. You gotta remember! 57:55.341 --> 57:57.342 It's me! It's me! 57:57.343 --> 58:00.693 This isn't right! We're in the wrong timeline! 58:00.694 --> 58:02.565 Bird! Jay! 58:02.566 --> 58:03.870 You guys want a photo or something? 58:03.871 --> 58:05.306 Jay! 58:10.574 --> 58:12.358 Excuse me, sorry. Sorry. 58:31.246 --> 58:32.291 Oh, no. 58:34.119 --> 58:37.730 Jay! 58:44.042 --> 58:46.217 Thank you, sir. 58:46.218 --> 58:48.480 Man ♪1: Jay, I love you. 58:48.481 --> 58:50.264 Man ♪2: Looking clean, Jay. 58:50.265 --> 58:54.181 ♪ I don't care if I ever come down ♪ 58:54.182 --> 58:55.401 "Did Jay McCarrol... 58:56.445 --> 58:58.142 "write 'Never Come Down'?" 58:58.143 --> 59:00.318 I was in a bad living situation 59:00.319 --> 59:01.841 and I was having a lot of nightmares. 59:01.842 --> 59:05.018 This song came to me in a dream, it ended up being, 59:05.019 --> 59:06.498 well, a genius hit song. 59:06.499 --> 59:08.587 As you guys already know with this track, 59:08.588 --> 59:10.589 it is an absolute classic, 59:10.590 --> 59:13.723 and has sustained Jay McCarrol's career 59:13.724 --> 59:15.812 for well over a decade now at this point. 59:15.813 --> 59:17.509 I heard you're scared of clowns. 59:17.510 --> 59:19.076 I'm not afraid of clowns. 59:19.077 --> 59:20.556 But I heard that you were. 59:21.558 --> 59:24.734 I'm out here-- Uh-oh. Richard. 59:27.955 --> 59:30.391 Jay McCarrol is in the building! 59:30.392 --> 59:32.263 Hey, guys. 59:32.264 --> 59:33.743 - Jay, welcome back, dude. - How're you doing? 59:33.744 --> 59:35.309 It is so good to see you here today. 59:35.310 --> 59:36.833 Wow. Yeah. 59:36.834 --> 59:38.443 You're here, but you're not gonna be here for long, 59:38.444 --> 59:41.620 because you are about to go and shake the world. 59:41.621 --> 59:43.970 And what's sort of going through your head right now? 59:43.971 --> 59:46.626 Have you prepped for this? Can you prep for this? 59:48.149 --> 59:50.237 Yes. 59:50.238 --> 59:52.283 So, when you go through these moments, 59:52.284 --> 59:53.893 whether it's with a song or a tour 59:53.894 --> 59:56.635 or a show or an award or whatever it is, 59:56.636 --> 59:58.724 we all still have somebody in our life 59:58.725 --> 01:00:00.813 that we want to make proud, you know what I mean? 01:00:00.814 --> 01:00:02.380 No matter how successful you get, 01:00:02.381 --> 01:00:04.600 you still have that person you want to make proud. 01:00:04.601 --> 01:00:07.037 Like, who's the first call you make 01:00:07.038 --> 01:00:08.473 when you walk off the stage, 01:00:08.474 --> 01:00:10.475 where you're like, "God, this, I gotta share this"? 01:00:10.476 --> 01:00:12.304 Who's the call that you make? 01:00:17.526 --> 01:00:19.093 I, uh-- 01:00:22.706 --> 01:00:26.405 Like a-- Like a friend. Who's your best friend? 01:00:32.280 --> 01:00:33.629 [bleep] Not again! Ah! 01:00:33.630 --> 01:00:36.588 ♪ I don't care if I never come down ♪ 01:00:42.769 --> 01:00:44.162 You good? 01:00:45.554 --> 01:00:47.120 MJ? 01:00:47.121 --> 01:00:48.948 Radio Host: Alright, you are listening to Jay McCarrol, 01:00:48.949 --> 01:00:50.515 "Never Come Down." 01:00:50.516 --> 01:00:53.561 And yes, you are listening to The Roz and Mocha Show. 01:00:53.562 --> 01:00:55.433 Guess what? We are giving away two tickets 01:00:55.434 --> 01:00:59.002 to tonight's show as part of Jay McCarrol's world tour. 01:00:59.003 --> 01:01:01.221 All you gotta do is give us a call right now 01:01:01.222 --> 01:01:03.310 and tell us what street in Toronto 01:01:03.311 --> 01:01:05.922 does Jay McCarrol live on. 01:01:05.923 --> 01:01:08.533 416-870-8888. That is the... 01:01:11.450 --> 01:01:14.714 Oh, my God, I hit my ass. 01:01:18.457 --> 01:01:21.067 Uh, hello? 01:01:21.068 --> 01:01:23.374 I think I live here. 01:01:24.811 --> 01:01:26.899 I got him. I got him. I got him right here. 01:01:26.900 --> 01:01:28.509 I got him out front. He's right here. 01:01:28.510 --> 01:01:29.946 He's right out front at the front door. 01:01:29.947 --> 01:01:31.599 What the hell, man? Where the fuck you been? 01:01:31.600 --> 01:01:33.689 Yeah. Yeah, he's right-- Just everyone relax. 01:01:33.690 --> 01:01:35.299 That's why I'm saying you have to just relax, 01:01:35.300 --> 01:01:36.648 because of course he's gonna be here. 01:01:36.649 --> 01:01:38.955 He's here. No, he's good. He's totally fine. 01:01:48.313 --> 01:01:51.141 Okay, who's first? Who's first? 01:01:51.142 --> 01:01:52.316 Okay. 01:01:52.317 --> 01:01:54.318 - Could we get a picture? - Of course! 01:01:54.319 --> 01:01:55.754 I'm shaking, I'm very nervous... 01:01:55.755 --> 01:01:56.624 Oh, wow. 01:01:56.625 --> 01:01:57.843 It's so nice to meet you. 01:01:57.844 --> 01:01:58.976 Wow. So fun. 01:02:05.286 --> 01:02:06.939 - Wow. Thank you so much. - K, thank you. 01:02:06.940 --> 01:02:08.419 I'm so happy that I met you. 01:02:08.420 --> 01:02:09.464 Thank you very much. 01:02:18.735 --> 01:02:20.300 Jay, Jay, Jay! You gotta remember! 01:02:20.301 --> 01:02:22.085 - Gonna rip my shirt. - Bird, Bird! You gotta remember! 01:02:22.086 --> 01:02:23.173 Jay, you gotta remember me! 01:02:23.174 --> 01:02:24.435 - This isn't right! - Okay. Got it. 01:02:25.611 --> 01:02:27.351 Um, I'm gonna just run to the bathroom. 01:03:03.823 --> 01:03:05.694 Who's your best friend? 01:03:13.528 --> 01:03:15.051 It's all good. It's all good. It's all good. 01:03:15.052 --> 01:03:16.313 It's all good. It's all good. 01:03:16.314 --> 01:03:17.749 - It's all good. - Jay McCarrol, uh, 01:03:17.750 --> 01:03:19.533 we're proud of you, man. We followed this journey 01:03:19.534 --> 01:03:20.752 right from the very beginning. 01:03:20.753 --> 01:03:23.015 A Roz and Mocha fan favourite as well. 01:03:23.016 --> 01:03:24.930 Good luck on the tour. "Never Come Down" 01:03:24.931 --> 01:03:26.845 is the re-release. Uh, people are excited. 01:03:26.846 --> 01:03:28.629 You're still wearing that hat? 01:03:28.630 --> 01:03:30.544 What? 01:03:30.545 --> 01:03:34.418 He's gained weight. 01:03:34.419 --> 01:03:36.246 We appreciate you. We're proud of you. 01:03:36.247 --> 01:03:38.639 We love you. Thank you so much for visiting us. 01:03:38.640 --> 01:03:41.426 You'll have to forgive my friend. He's a bit, uh... 01:03:42.862 --> 01:03:44.254 ...mentally ill. 01:03:44.255 --> 01:03:46.430 Thank you so much for visiting us once again 01:03:46.431 --> 01:03:48.432 and making time for us even at the status 01:03:48.433 --> 01:03:49.520 that you're at right now! 01:03:49.521 --> 01:03:51.609 He's a bit fat. He's a bit buff. 01:03:51.610 --> 01:03:53.829 He's my old friend, Matt. And we're-- 01:03:53.830 --> 01:03:55.482 And we're really happy to see him. 01:03:57.311 --> 01:03:59.399 I really hope that your life turned out the way you wanted. 01:03:59.400 --> 01:04:01.749 Can we talk privately for just two minutes? 01:04:01.750 --> 01:04:03.534 No. 01:04:03.535 --> 01:04:05.144 Thank you for always making time for us 01:04:05.145 --> 01:04:06.493 on The Roz and Mocha Show. 01:04:06.494 --> 01:04:08.452 About to embark on the biggest tour of his life, 01:04:08.453 --> 01:04:09.540 Jay McCarrol, everybody. 01:04:09.541 --> 01:04:11.455 - Mr. McCarrol. - Yeah? 01:04:11.456 --> 01:04:12.543 I got you in number three here. 01:04:12.544 --> 01:04:13.936 'Kay. 01:04:13.937 --> 01:04:16.634 So, we got you equipped with in-motion satellite, 01:04:16.635 --> 01:04:20.943 full leather interior, on-demand hot water, 01:04:20.944 --> 01:04:22.641 memory foam mattress. 01:04:23.642 --> 01:04:25.817 We got three TVs in here for ya. 01:04:25.818 --> 01:04:27.863 Ceramic tile floor. 01:04:27.864 --> 01:04:29.386 You even got your own code and doorbell. 01:04:29.387 --> 01:04:30.866 - Like, this is way back. - Yeah. 01:04:30.867 --> 01:04:32.171 We were opening for Peter Bjorn and John. 01:04:32.172 --> 01:04:33.607 - Hey, boss man. - How you doing? 01:04:33.608 --> 01:04:37.350 And Drew Barrymore-- Yeah. Hey. 01:04:37.351 --> 01:04:38.743 Drew Barrymore was there with-- 01:04:38.744 --> 01:04:40.179 - With Fab. - Oh, my God. 01:04:40.180 --> 01:04:41.572 - They were together. - That's crazy. 01:04:41.573 --> 01:04:43.008 Was it-- Or was it Justin Long? 01:04:43.009 --> 01:04:44.705 Bearded man: No, no, no. No, no. It was Fab, 01:04:44.706 --> 01:04:45.837 'cause I remember seeing her. 01:04:45.838 --> 01:04:47.230 That moment, like, that is covered. 01:04:47.231 --> 01:04:48.492 - Fab's in there? - Yeah. 01:04:48.493 --> 01:04:50.320 And then Luke Lalonde and Mitch Derosier come. 01:04:50.321 --> 01:04:51.582 From-- They were there? 01:04:51.583 --> 01:04:52.976 - Not quite. - I get this room! 01:04:56.153 --> 01:04:57.544 Yeah. 01:04:57.545 --> 01:05:00.069 - I mean, I really loved-- - Yeah. He produced it. 01:05:09.906 --> 01:05:11.471 ...really trying to wedge his way in 01:05:11.472 --> 01:05:12.690 to be in The Rapture, 01:05:12.691 --> 01:05:15.345 and they were like, "Yeah, man. No, no, no." 01:05:15.346 --> 01:05:16.650 - Like a bit of a-- - Yes. 01:05:16.651 --> 01:05:17.825 Mm-hm. I heard that. 01:05:17.826 --> 01:05:19.392 Yes. Kind of a Jay situation 01:05:19.393 --> 01:05:20.698 where they're like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah." 01:05:20.699 --> 01:05:23.614 And they're like-- But-- And then he does go off 01:05:23.615 --> 01:05:25.311 and perform and do his own thing. 01:05:28.837 --> 01:05:31.404 - Yes, yeah, and in the-- - He's in that, too? 01:05:31.405 --> 01:05:34.451 I had never 100 percent... 01:05:34.452 --> 01:05:36.279 What's up? 01:05:36.280 --> 01:05:38.237 We're going on tour! 01:05:38.238 --> 01:05:40.849 You guys wanna hook up the N64? Big screen? 01:05:42.155 --> 01:05:43.547 Um... 01:05:43.548 --> 01:05:46.289 I don't know if it has the, uh... 01:05:46.290 --> 01:05:48.726 Like, I don't know if it has that hookup. 01:05:48.727 --> 01:05:51.076 Do we have a N64? 01:05:51.077 --> 01:05:54.079 I'm sure we got a 64 hooked up. 01:05:54.080 --> 01:05:56.909 I think if-- if you brought one I would play, sure. 01:06:06.658 --> 01:06:07.920 I'm bugging you guys. 01:06:09.704 --> 01:06:10.966 No. 01:06:10.967 --> 01:06:14.404 I was just going to say about the, uh, the-- 01:06:14.405 --> 01:06:16.449 towards the last part of the book, 01:06:16.450 --> 01:06:19.452 James Murphy, yeah. Like, when listening-- 01:06:35.600 --> 01:06:38.254 No problem. What's that? 01:06:38.255 --> 01:06:39.647 Bird's favourite game. 01:06:41.258 --> 01:06:43.086 Let's have a little fun. 01:06:48.830 --> 01:06:51.354 Yeah, but, like, so many of these stories start with, 01:06:51.355 --> 01:06:53.225 like, you could say this for, like, Strokes or Interpol. 01:06:53.226 --> 01:06:54.792 It's like, at the boarding school in Paris-- 01:06:54.793 --> 01:06:56.402 You guys didn't tell me we had a gun. 01:06:57.404 --> 01:06:59.753 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 01:06:59.754 --> 01:07:00.842 Fuck! 01:07:01.800 --> 01:07:02.887 Help! 01:07:07.719 --> 01:07:09.850 Breaking news out of Toronto. 01:07:09.851 --> 01:07:13.158 A shooting has occurred outside the home of Canadian rock star 01:07:13.159 --> 01:07:15.247 Jay McCarrol, the incident occurring 01:07:15.248 --> 01:07:17.119 on the eve of Jay's world tour. 01:07:17.120 --> 01:07:20.035 Courtney Heels on the scene. What more can you tell us? 01:07:20.036 --> 01:07:21.645 Good morning, Marcie. I can tell you there is 01:07:21.646 --> 01:07:23.821 a pretty heavy police presence along this road. 01:07:23.822 --> 01:07:25.214 This is Park Lane Circle. 01:07:25.215 --> 01:07:26.867 It's the street that Jay lives on. 01:07:26.868 --> 01:07:28.869 This is as close to the scene as we can get. 01:07:28.870 --> 01:07:30.175 And as you reported, 01:07:30.176 --> 01:07:32.830 there is a source confirming a man, an adult, 01:07:32.831 --> 01:07:34.962 was rushed to hospital with serious injuries, 01:07:34.963 --> 01:07:36.051 and they were still looking 01:07:36.052 --> 01:07:38.879 for a suspect seen leaving the area. 01:07:38.880 --> 01:07:41.708 Let's take you live now to the Bridle Path area, 01:07:41.709 --> 01:07:44.450 where police are updating their investigation 01:07:44.451 --> 01:07:47.236 just outside Jay's home. Let's listen in live. 01:07:47.237 --> 01:07:49.368 ...to be here today. 01:07:49.369 --> 01:07:52.328 I know there's a lot of interest in this incident. 01:07:52.329 --> 01:07:55.200 You can expect to see an increased presence 01:07:55.201 --> 01:07:57.507 in this neighbourhood for the next little while, 01:07:57.508 --> 01:07:59.161 but it's no different than any other shooting 01:07:59.162 --> 01:08:00.423 or firearm discharge. 01:08:00.424 --> 01:08:02.773 We'll have officers here looking for witnesses 01:08:02.774 --> 01:08:06.081 to come forward, as well as be canvassing for video. 01:08:06.082 --> 01:08:07.866 Police were called to a shooting... 01:08:22.359 --> 01:08:23.881 I just need to go back 01:08:23.882 --> 01:08:26.667 to when we first wrote on the whiteboard and... 01:08:28.321 --> 01:08:29.975 ...then I can undo all this. 01:08:30.932 --> 01:08:32.499 So, how... 01:08:34.545 --> 01:08:35.980 How do we get back? 01:08:37.722 --> 01:08:39.070 I'm trapped in some kind of hell. 01:08:39.071 --> 01:08:41.464 Maybe it's a dream. Possible, right? 01:08:41.465 --> 01:08:43.379 Which, Jared, are you? Who are you? 01:08:43.380 --> 01:08:45.903 You came in with me, right? I can trust you. 01:08:45.904 --> 01:08:47.513 But then what the-- who are you? 01:08:47.514 --> 01:08:49.211 - Right? - I'm Nikolay. 01:08:49.212 --> 01:08:51.561 Yeah, but this-- but you didn't come in the time machine with me. 01:08:51.562 --> 01:08:52.997 So you might be working for them, 01:08:52.998 --> 01:08:54.564 working for this other band, working for these guys. 01:08:54.565 --> 01:08:56.305 See, if Jay were here, he'd be sitting there playing 01:08:56.306 --> 01:08:58.176 the piano, and we would solve this! 01:08:58.177 --> 01:08:59.177 We would come up with this. 01:08:59.178 --> 01:09:00.397 Aah! 01:09:03.704 --> 01:09:05.097 I'll get it. 01:09:12.235 --> 01:09:14.801 Hi. Matt. 01:09:14.802 --> 01:09:17.326 I, uh-- I just wanted to come and apologize. 01:09:17.327 --> 01:09:19.458 Um, you know what? My security went nuts, 01:09:19.459 --> 01:09:23.419 and I felt bad about the way that felt in the room. 01:09:23.420 --> 01:09:24.507 Uh-huh. 01:09:24.508 --> 01:09:26.552 Anyway, I just wanted to say sorry. 01:09:26.553 --> 01:09:27.727 Okay. 01:09:28.947 --> 01:09:30.166 Thanks. 01:09:32.080 --> 01:09:35.126 Oh! Also, uh... 01:09:35.127 --> 01:09:38.956 you said something that night about a time machine. 01:09:43.266 --> 01:09:45.832 Oh, this is great! Okay. 01:09:48.053 --> 01:09:50.489 Jay? 01:09:50.490 --> 01:09:52.492 Oh, you're looking at the-- Yeah, this is the house. 01:09:54.451 --> 01:09:56.930 May be a bit more modest than you're used to. 01:09:56.931 --> 01:09:58.629 Can we go? 01:09:59.630 --> 01:10:02.197 Uh, right. So, my time machine 01:10:02.198 --> 01:10:04.111 works off of a very specific fuel. 01:10:04.112 --> 01:10:06.026 - Yeah. - Do you know what Orbitz are? 01:10:06.027 --> 01:10:08.159 - It's a-- - Yep. I know what they are. 01:10:08.160 --> 01:10:09.987 Still, man, I got so much to tell you, but... 01:10:09.988 --> 01:10:11.075 - Uh-huh. - Okay, 01:10:11.076 --> 01:10:12.207 so, I built a time machine! 01:10:12.208 --> 01:10:13.295 Yes. 01:10:13.296 --> 01:10:15.166 And I thought, wouldn't it be fun... 01:10:15.167 --> 01:10:16.646 - Yeah? - just for the fun of it... 01:10:16.647 --> 01:10:17.908 Just for the fun, yeah. 01:10:17.909 --> 01:10:19.518 ...we go in it and we go back-- 01:10:19.519 --> 01:10:20.825 Pick a date. 01:10:22.870 --> 01:10:25.655 Oh, 2008. 01:10:25.656 --> 01:10:28.962 Okay. And if you wanted to, like, you could go... 01:10:28.963 --> 01:10:31.095 - You can go anywhere. - ...two days ago. 01:10:31.096 --> 01:10:33.706 Two days ago? Why would you-- What do you mean? Why go back? 01:10:33.707 --> 01:10:35.273 I spilled some wine on my pants. 01:10:35.274 --> 01:10:36.753 You're saying, uh, hypothetically? 01:10:36.754 --> 01:10:38.668 - Hypothetically. - Two day-- No problem. 01:10:38.669 --> 01:10:40.452 Why would you go back two-- - I don't understand. 01:10:40.453 --> 01:10:42.149 - Okay. - Talking about a time machine. 01:10:42.150 --> 01:10:44.587 We could go visit 2008, Obama. 01:10:44.588 --> 01:10:45.936 - Obamna! - Yes. 01:10:45.937 --> 01:10:48.504 The only problem is, I don't have fuel. 01:10:48.505 --> 01:10:50.245 There's no, uh, fuel. 01:10:50.246 --> 01:10:52.508 Well-- And why Orbitz? 01:10:52.509 --> 01:10:53.944 Let's get a little, uh, beat going. 01:10:55.773 --> 01:10:57.730 What makes Orbitz powerful? 01:10:57.731 --> 01:11:00.037 What's the magic in Orbitz? What's the-- what's the-- 01:11:00.038 --> 01:11:02.213 what's the special soul of an Orbitz? 01:11:02.214 --> 01:11:03.736 I don't know. 01:11:03.737 --> 01:11:05.521 - The ingredients. - Oh! 01:11:05.522 --> 01:11:07.305 Maybe there's an ingredient 01:11:07.306 --> 01:11:09.481 inside the Orbitz that we can use. This is-- 01:11:09.482 --> 01:11:11.875 Sugar? Cane sugar? 01:11:11.876 --> 01:11:13.920 Gelatin. 01:11:13.921 --> 01:11:17.489 This is sounding very, uh, like, safe, 01:11:17.490 --> 01:11:20.971 non-swearing rap from the '80s. 01:11:20.972 --> 01:11:22.755 - Yeah. - And I'm up there with a mic, 01:11:22.756 --> 01:11:24.541 teaching people the alphabet. 01:11:25.542 --> 01:11:28.065 ♪ You got your A, your B 01:11:28.066 --> 01:11:29.675 ♪ Your C 01:11:29.676 --> 01:11:32.983 ♪ Your D, E, F 01:11:32.984 --> 01:11:35.638 ♪ And don't forget G 01:11:35.639 --> 01:11:38.075 And that's a huge, fat Black guy. 01:11:38.076 --> 01:11:40.295 Bill Cosby's walking around. 01:11:40.296 --> 01:11:43.341 ♪ If you wanna learn the alphabet ♪ 01:11:43.342 --> 01:11:45.082 ♪ Here's what you get 01:11:45.083 --> 01:11:48.303 ♪ You get A, B, C 01:11:48.304 --> 01:11:50.261 Okay, and-- and the secret message 01:11:50.262 --> 01:11:52.002 of so many of those things was-- 01:11:52.003 --> 01:11:54.091 Okay, so, what are-- What's-- what's in the Orbitz? 01:11:54.092 --> 01:11:57.355 Uh... we know there's an ingredient in Orbitz, 01:11:57.356 --> 01:11:59.444 and it's not a normal ingredient. 01:11:59.445 --> 01:12:01.359 The-- The bottle is smashed. 01:12:01.360 --> 01:12:02.926 There's a list of ingredients on it. 01:12:02.927 --> 01:12:05.015 - Oh, yes, smashed the bottle. - Hold on, hold on, hold on. 01:12:05.016 --> 01:12:06.930 I'm trying to picture. Like, I remember I was here, 01:12:06.931 --> 01:12:09.585 and I had the bottle, I picked it up, 01:12:09.586 --> 01:12:11.413 I looked at the back... 01:12:11.414 --> 01:12:13.545 I'm seeing right now, you know what the slogan of this is? 01:12:13.546 --> 01:12:14.633 What? 01:12:14.634 --> 01:12:16.375 "A bolt of lightning in every bottle." 01:12:17.768 --> 01:12:20.378 It's a pile of [bleep] in every bottle. 01:12:20.379 --> 01:12:22.032 Those drinks suck! 01:12:22.033 --> 01:12:24.469 "A bolt of lightning in"-- No, what does it say? 01:12:24.470 --> 01:12:26.732 - A what? What? - That's just the tagline that it says on it. 01:12:26.733 --> 01:12:28.081 "A bolt of lightning in every bottle." 01:12:28.082 --> 01:12:29.692 "A bolt of lightning in every bottle. A bolt..." 01:12:29.693 --> 01:12:31.563 No, no, that's just-- that's just like, marketing, though. 01:12:31.564 --> 01:12:33.565 - Yeah, but what if it's not? - But it can't be 01:12:33.566 --> 01:12:35.001 in a liquid bottle. 01:12:35.002 --> 01:12:38.918 How do we know? Two days ago, time travel wasn't real! 01:12:38.919 --> 01:12:41.747 Then I pour a juice on it, and it works! 01:12:41.748 --> 01:12:43.053 We at least try it! 01:12:43.054 --> 01:12:44.968 We just need to find a way to get lightning 01:12:44.969 --> 01:12:47.187 to strike the time machine. 01:12:47.188 --> 01:12:49.190 If only we knew when lightning was gonna hit the... 01:12:50.278 --> 01:12:51.453 You know what time it is? 01:12:51.454 --> 01:12:52.410 It's, uh, 9:03. 01:12:53.760 --> 01:12:55.979 I know when lightning's gonna hit the CN Tower! 01:12:55.980 --> 01:12:57.676 Oh, right! 01:12:57.677 --> 01:12:59.852 What do you mean, "Oh, right?" What are you talking about, 01:12:59.853 --> 01:13:01.593 "Oh, right?" How would you know? 01:13:01.594 --> 01:13:03.943 That was a different version of you. 01:13:03.944 --> 01:13:05.292 This hadn't even happened yet. 01:13:05.293 --> 01:13:06.511 I mean, oh, great. 01:13:06.512 --> 01:13:07.904 Did you say, "Oh, great" or "Oh, right"? 01:13:07.905 --> 01:13:09.514 - I said, "Oh, great." - Or did you say, 01:13:09.515 --> 01:13:10.776 "Great Scott!"? Is that what you said? 01:13:10.777 --> 01:13:12.691 - Yes. - Great Scott! 01:13:12.692 --> 01:13:14.214 This is really all coming together. 01:13:14.215 --> 01:13:15.477 - Right. - This is just like 01:13:15.478 --> 01:13:17.043 Back to the Future. This is insane. 01:13:17.044 --> 01:13:19.350 There would be all the... 01:13:19.351 --> 01:13:21.526 No, no. You can't do that. That's very copywritten. 01:13:21.527 --> 01:13:24.486 Well, if you could just go... 01:13:29.927 --> 01:13:33.320 This is going to be a copyright nightmare. 01:13:33.321 --> 01:13:35.192 Like, if you're watching this in theaters, 01:13:35.193 --> 01:13:36.933 thank your lucky stars because 01:13:36.934 --> 01:13:39.196 this is gonna be the only screening of this ever. 01:13:39.197 --> 01:13:41.459 10,000 gigawatts! 01:13:41.460 --> 01:13:43.505 Dr. Emmett Brown! 01:13:43.506 --> 01:13:45.811 Come on! 01:13:56.519 --> 01:13:57.997 Look, there's Spider-Man. 01:14:03.656 --> 01:14:06.528 Whoa, this is tripping me out. 01:14:06.529 --> 01:14:10.053 Okay, so, I gotta-- I'm gonna run around there. 01:14:10.054 --> 01:14:13.317 You wait, and I'll chuck the rope down. 01:14:13.318 --> 01:14:15.885 Holy shit, this is crazy. 01:14:15.886 --> 01:14:17.017 I remember you. 01:14:19.367 --> 01:14:20.803 Oh, right, we never met before. 01:14:20.804 --> 01:14:23.371 - No. - Yeah, okay, sorry. 01:14:23.720 --> 01:14:25.242 Yeah, right, right, right, never mind. 01:14:25.243 --> 01:14:27.374 Okay, okay. I'll see you soon. 01:14:33.512 --> 01:14:34.557 How you doing? 01:14:39.562 --> 01:14:41.085 Dude, are you Jay McCarrol? 01:14:41.694 --> 01:14:43.347 Hi, no. Sorry. I don't-- 01:14:43.348 --> 01:14:45.175 I'm not actually him. I just look like him. 01:14:45.176 --> 01:14:46.003 Oh, okay. 01:14:51.530 --> 01:14:52.748 Jared, are you fucking dying? 01:14:52.749 --> 01:14:56.578 Yeah. 01:14:56.579 --> 01:14:59.015 Are you there? 01:14:59.016 --> 01:15:00.756 Yep. I'm still climbing, Bird. 01:15:00.757 --> 01:15:02.888 You're still climbing? 01:15:02.889 --> 01:15:03.976 Yes. 01:15:03.977 --> 01:15:05.152 Still? 01:15:21.125 --> 01:15:22.342 Oh, my God. 01:15:28.524 --> 01:15:29.612 Holy fuck! 01:15:34.355 --> 01:15:37.575 Jay, we made it to the top! 01:15:37.576 --> 01:15:39.534 You've got to clear the way. Otherwise, 01:15:39.535 --> 01:15:42.014 the rope is going to demolish whoever it hits. 01:15:42.015 --> 01:15:43.320 How you doing? 01:15:43.321 --> 01:15:45.191 - Good and you? - Good. 01:15:45.192 --> 01:15:46.584 Trying to get in touch with somebody? 01:15:46.585 --> 01:15:49.239 Uh, yeah, my friend is just up there. 01:15:49.240 --> 01:15:50.632 Part of the crew up there? 01:15:50.633 --> 01:15:52.503 With the... the chefs? 01:15:52.504 --> 01:15:53.984 - Yes. - Okay... 01:15:55.725 --> 01:15:56.899 Come on. 01:16:13.699 --> 01:16:16.745 Sorry. You guys might just want to move out of the way. 01:16:16.746 --> 01:16:18.486 Yeah, drop it whenever! 01:16:22.926 --> 01:16:24.057 Whoa. 01:16:31.543 --> 01:16:33.240 Whew. Huh. 01:16:35.416 --> 01:16:36.982 Okay, I got it! 01:16:40.683 --> 01:16:41.945 Where's the knot? 01:16:43.686 --> 01:16:44.774 Got it. 01:16:47.559 --> 01:16:48.820 Okay, Matt. 01:16:48.821 --> 01:16:50.779 It's all hooked up! You can pull it up now! 01:16:57.134 --> 01:16:59.439 All right, there she goes! 01:17:02.530 --> 01:17:04.575 It's not exactly inconspicuous. 01:17:27.860 --> 01:17:28.948 What's going on here? 01:17:29.253 --> 01:17:31.951 Uh, it's-- it's just-- um... 01:17:33.474 --> 01:17:36.912 Well... this is actually kind of hard to explain. 01:17:36.913 --> 01:17:39.741 Um... 01:17:39.742 --> 01:17:41.090 You see, my friend's part of, uh, 01:17:41.091 --> 01:17:43.267 a chef, uh, situation or something. 01:17:59.413 --> 01:18:00.587 Okay. 01:18:00.588 --> 01:18:01.938 Okay, we're coming down! 01:18:15.865 --> 01:18:18.606 ♪ Old days 01:18:19.738 --> 01:18:23.785 ♪ Good times I remember 01:18:23.786 --> 01:18:26.702 ♪ Fun days 01:18:27.659 --> 01:18:30.793 ♪ Filled with simple pleasure ♪ 01:18:32.403 --> 01:18:34.840 ♪ Drive-in movies 01:18:36.450 --> 01:18:40.236 ♪ Comic books and blue jeans ♪ 01:18:40.237 --> 01:18:42.413 ♪ Howdy Doody 01:18:44.067 --> 01:18:47.069 ♪ Baseball cards and birthdays ♪ 01:18:47.070 --> 01:18:48.636 ♪ Take me back 01:18:50.334 --> 01:18:52.553 ♪ To the world gone away 01:18:54.991 --> 01:18:56.906 ♪ Memories 01:18:58.037 --> 01:18:59.995 ♪ Seem like yesterday 01:19:16.969 --> 01:19:18.361 Here. 01:19:18.362 --> 01:19:19.841 Well, I don't know-- I don't... 01:19:19.842 --> 01:19:21.103 Just get it open! 01:19:21.104 --> 01:19:23.715 Uh... 01:19:26.196 --> 01:19:28.501 Oh, yes! Okay. 01:19:28.502 --> 01:19:32.375 - It's like flying a kite. - So, plug that in. 01:19:32.376 --> 01:19:34.159 Do we have to, like, hot-wire this or something? 01:19:34.160 --> 01:19:35.900 No, no, you just plug it in, like that. 01:19:35.901 --> 01:19:37.815 Just plug it into the thing. 01:19:37.816 --> 01:19:39.686 Jam it in. 01:19:42.690 --> 01:19:43.865 Come on. 01:19:43.866 --> 01:19:45.301 Yes! 01:19:45.302 --> 01:19:47.694 Yeah! 01:19:47.695 --> 01:19:49.522 Ooh, careful. 01:19:49.523 --> 01:19:51.221 - Sort of close this. - We just... 01:19:56.487 --> 01:19:58.575 - Yeah, that's good. Right? - Yeah. 01:19:58.576 --> 01:20:00.142 Excuse me. Are you gonna be here for a while? 01:20:00.143 --> 01:20:01.578 Sorry? 01:20:01.579 --> 01:20:03.232 Would you do me a favour and make sure nobody 01:20:03.233 --> 01:20:05.060 comes up to this while we're gone and unplugs it 01:20:05.061 --> 01:20:06.236 or anything like that? 01:20:06.540 --> 01:20:08.193 For like... How many? 01:20:08.194 --> 01:20:09.673 Like, uh... 01:20:09.674 --> 01:20:12.068 Lightning hits at 9:03. Like, maybe 30 minutes. 01:20:12.416 --> 01:20:13.633 Okay. Thank you. 01:20:13.634 --> 01:20:14.853 - Yeah. - Thank you. Okay. 01:20:15.332 --> 01:20:16.506 - Okay, let's go. - Great. Okay. 01:20:31.696 --> 01:20:33.653 Thirteen minutes. 01:20:33.654 --> 01:20:36.526 How does this thing work? Like, how do you set it? 01:20:36.527 --> 01:20:38.484 You type in the date. You want to see how it works? 01:20:38.485 --> 01:20:40.051 - Yeah, show me. - You type in-- Watch. Okay. 01:20:40.052 --> 01:20:43.011 So, look. Month, day, year, time. 01:20:43.012 --> 01:20:44.534 So, the month is, yeah, 01:20:44.535 --> 01:20:46.275 we'll say... September. 01:20:46.276 --> 01:20:47.929 So, nine, and the day. 01:20:47.930 --> 01:20:49.756 Ah, let's say September 26th. Why not? 01:20:49.757 --> 01:20:52.237 And then randomly 2008. 01:20:52.238 --> 01:20:53.935 And then we'll say 10 in the morning, 01:20:53.936 --> 01:20:56.459 just so that I've got lots of time. 01:20:56.460 --> 01:20:58.765 There. See? 2008. It's gonna be like the end 01:20:58.766 --> 01:21:00.637 of Back to the Future, but without any of the drama. 01:21:00.638 --> 01:21:02.552 Oh! 01:21:02.553 --> 01:21:04.597 8:50, okay, it's go time! 01:21:04.598 --> 01:21:05.730 Okay! 01:21:22.442 --> 01:21:24.182 Okay. 01:21:25.663 --> 01:21:27.664 How you guys doing? 01:21:27.665 --> 01:21:30.320 It's, uh-- it's to catch the streetcar electricity. 01:21:31.887 --> 01:21:33.148 You're allowed to do that? 01:21:33.149 --> 01:21:34.845 Well, it's a one-time-only thing. 01:21:36.804 --> 01:21:37.892 Oh, God! 01:22:02.352 --> 01:22:03.743 You guys know what I'm doing, right? 01:22:06.399 --> 01:22:08.052 What the hell? 01:22:08.053 --> 01:22:11.100 I'm like Teen Wolf a little bit, right? 01:22:12.144 --> 01:22:13.145 Matt! 01:22:14.320 --> 01:22:15.407 We got a problem. 01:22:15.408 --> 01:22:16.582 What? 01:22:19.151 --> 01:22:20.673 What-- What is it? 01:22:20.674 --> 01:22:24.069 Look! It got disconnected from the top of the tower! 01:22:25.897 --> 01:22:27.506 Oh, Matt, you didn't hook it up right! 01:22:30.684 --> 01:22:31.815 Uh-- uh-- 01:22:31.816 --> 01:22:33.556 Okay, I'll be right back. 01:22:33.557 --> 01:22:35.427 I think-- Hey, where you going? 01:22:35.428 --> 01:22:37.081 Matt, where you going? 01:22:37.082 --> 01:22:38.214 Matt! 01:22:40.129 --> 01:22:41.826 Matt! Matt! 01:22:42.958 --> 01:22:44.741 [bleep] Uh, [bleep]. 01:22:53.664 --> 01:22:54.969 Yo, you're on TV, bro! 01:22:54.970 --> 01:22:55.839 What? 01:22:55.840 --> 01:22:57.362 - Yo, for real! - No. 01:22:57.363 --> 01:22:59.886 - You're on fucking TV! - No, no, no, no, it's good. 01:23:04.457 --> 01:23:06.632 Tonight, we dive into the story that has captivated 01:23:06.633 --> 01:23:10.027 the city of Toronto over the last 24 hours. 01:23:10.028 --> 01:23:12.029 A shooting occurred in the tour bus 01:23:12.030 --> 01:23:13.378 parked outside of the home 01:23:13.379 --> 01:23:16.294 of Canadian rock star Jay McCarrol. 01:23:16.295 --> 01:23:18.253 In the first major update of this case, 01:23:18.254 --> 01:23:19.819 police are now reporting the shooter 01:23:19.820 --> 01:23:21.821 is none other than Jay McCarrol himself. 01:23:21.822 --> 01:23:23.562 That's right, Marci. He was last spotted 01:23:23.563 --> 01:23:26.261 leaving the area just outside of his mansion. 01:23:26.262 --> 01:23:27.958 His current whereabouts are unknown, 01:23:27.959 --> 01:23:30.569 but police believe he may still be in the city. 01:23:30.570 --> 01:23:32.441 Police are urging the public to report 01:23:32.442 --> 01:23:34.573 any sightings of the rock star 01:23:34.574 --> 01:23:37.794 while also cautioning them to keep their distance, 01:23:37.795 --> 01:23:40.623 as he considered to be armed and dangerous. 01:23:40.624 --> 01:23:42.581 The motive of the shooting is still unclear, 01:23:42.582 --> 01:23:45.019 but witnesses report strange behaviour from Jay 01:23:45.020 --> 01:23:47.934 starting when he entered his tour bus that day. 01:23:47.935 --> 01:23:50.676 Oh. 01:23:53.115 --> 01:23:55.986 We have breaking news out of downtown Toronto. 01:23:55.987 --> 01:23:59.120 A man has been spotted on the tip of the CN Tower. 01:23:59.121 --> 01:24:02.079 CP24's news chopper is on the scene 01:24:02.080 --> 01:24:04.081 with a live look at the action. 01:24:04.082 --> 01:24:05.300 Brad, tell us what you're seeing. 01:24:05.301 --> 01:24:06.562 What exactly is this man doing? 01:24:06.563 --> 01:24:07.519 Read that! 01:24:07.520 --> 01:24:09.652 Breaking News: Man on CN Tower. 01:24:09.653 --> 01:24:11.523 ...exactly what this man... 01:24:22.187 --> 01:24:24.102 Oh! Okay. 01:24:25.625 --> 01:24:26.973 I got it! 01:24:26.974 --> 01:24:29.324 It looks like an extension cord 01:24:29.325 --> 01:24:32.457 stretching all the way from the top of the tower 01:24:32.458 --> 01:24:33.937 down to street level. 01:24:42.294 --> 01:24:43.165 Yo, what!? 01:24:43.817 --> 01:24:45.254 Yo, what is gwanin? 01:24:46.690 --> 01:24:48.953 Yo! What is gwanin? 01:24:50.215 --> 01:24:52.174 What the fuck is gwanin? 01:24:54.393 --> 01:24:57.527 Okay! 01:25:10.931 --> 01:25:12.932 Matt, you did it! 01:25:12.933 --> 01:25:14.934 It's all green! 01:25:14.935 --> 01:25:16.849 Okay, good, I'm coming down! 01:25:19.549 --> 01:25:21.245 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What'd you do? 01:25:21.246 --> 01:25:23.073 I just plugged it in! What do you mean? 01:25:23.074 --> 01:25:25.858 No, it's red now! It's red on the street. 01:25:25.859 --> 01:25:26.859 On the street? 01:25:32.388 --> 01:25:34.477 You [bleep] moron, you ripped the cable out! 01:25:35.695 --> 01:25:36.914 Oh, no! 01:25:39.525 --> 01:25:40.787 Oh... 01:25:44.356 --> 01:25:45.704 Matt, we are [bleep]! 01:25:45.705 --> 01:25:46.879 I'm sorry! 01:25:46.880 --> 01:25:48.577 Jay, I'm sorry! 01:25:48.578 --> 01:25:50.448 I have something figured out. 01:25:50.449 --> 01:25:53.409 That I fell for another one of your stupid plans! 01:25:59.154 --> 01:26:00.764 No! 01:26:03.332 --> 01:26:04.376 Oh, Matt! 01:26:06.030 --> 01:26:07.510 Oh, God! 01:26:10.252 --> 01:26:13.298 Oh! Yeah! 01:26:16.432 --> 01:26:18.173 Oh, my God! 01:26:19.913 --> 01:26:21.001 Yeah! 01:26:22.307 --> 01:26:24.308 Yeah! 01:26:57.995 --> 01:27:00.823 TTC Voice: Next stop King Street West. 01:27:10.137 --> 01:27:12.182 Holy shit. 01:27:17.797 --> 01:27:19.407 Excuse me! Sorry! 01:27:24.282 --> 01:27:25.369 Okay. 01:27:36.555 --> 01:27:37.903 Oh, [bleep]. 01:27:37.904 --> 01:27:40.516 Oh, [bleep]! 01:27:53.964 --> 01:27:55.574 Oh... 01:27:59.796 --> 01:28:01.492 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 01:28:06.759 --> 01:28:08.370 Oh! What the fuck? 01:28:17.727 --> 01:28:18.945 Oh, my God! 01:28:20.251 --> 01:28:21.904 How do I do this? 01:28:33.612 --> 01:28:36.092 Oh! 01:28:36.093 --> 01:28:37.485 Matt, what's going on, buddy? 01:28:44.710 --> 01:28:46.668 You wanna-- Do you wanna help me? 01:28:46.669 --> 01:28:47.799 Sorry? 01:28:47.800 --> 01:28:49.410 - Oh, you not from Toronto? - No. 01:28:49.411 --> 01:28:50.541 Where you guys from? 01:28:50.542 --> 01:28:52.282 - French! - From France or from Quebec? 01:28:52.283 --> 01:28:53.849 Yeaaah. France! 01:28:53.850 --> 01:28:55.503 - Oh, from France? Welcome to Toronto. - Yes. 01:28:55.504 --> 01:28:58.549 How you doing? That's the CN Tower up there. 01:28:58.550 --> 01:28:59.855 Yeah. 01:28:59.856 --> 01:29:01.422 So, I'm trying to get my cable plugged in here, 01:29:01.423 --> 01:29:02.814 but I can't, uh... Do you wanna hold 01:29:02.815 --> 01:29:04.120 my walkie-talkie for me for a second? 01:29:04.121 --> 01:29:05.470 Yeaaah of course! 01:29:05.775 --> 01:29:07.558 Come on! You motherfucker. 01:29:07.559 --> 01:29:09.168 Matt, what's going on with that cable? 01:29:09.169 --> 01:29:11.388 Jesus... Can you press the return key? 01:29:11.389 --> 01:29:12.737 - Where? - Like this, just press this. 01:29:12.738 --> 01:29:14.043 Okay. 01:29:14.044 --> 01:29:17.221 Bird, we have a problem, but I'm gonna fix it. 01:29:18.353 --> 01:29:20.179 This is funny to you? 01:29:20.180 --> 01:29:22.138 'Cause, like, my whole life is riding on this. 01:29:32.192 --> 01:29:34.629 Pull over! 01:29:34.630 --> 01:29:35.978 Oh, [bleep]! 01:29:35.979 --> 01:29:37.588 - Pull over now! - No! 01:29:37.589 --> 01:29:39.460 Pull over your vehicle-- 01:29:39.461 --> 01:29:40.374 No! 01:30:03.398 --> 01:30:05.616 - Hypothetically... - Right. 01:30:05.617 --> 01:30:08.924 If I wanted to go back... 01:30:08.925 --> 01:30:10.491 two days...? 01:30:10.492 --> 01:30:11.840 Two days ago? Why would you go-- 01:30:11.841 --> 01:30:13.668 What do you mean? Why would you go back? 01:30:13.669 --> 01:30:16.061 I spilled some wine on my pants. 01:30:16.062 --> 01:30:18.847 Or maybe I... 01:30:18.848 --> 01:30:20.762 killed someone. 01:30:25.420 --> 01:30:26.898 Hey, Matt. 01:30:26.899 --> 01:30:28.552 Uh, everything's going good back here. 01:30:28.553 --> 01:30:31.076 You haven't missed much. 01:30:31.077 --> 01:30:32.730 I'm still at the spot, just waiting for you. 01:30:32.731 --> 01:30:35.951 Uh, just wondering 01:30:35.952 --> 01:30:39.607 the ETA on that cable connection. 01:30:39.608 --> 01:30:42.392 Uh, just plug it in, and then you come back here, 01:30:42.393 --> 01:30:44.439 and I'll be waiting here for you. 01:30:45.091 --> 01:30:46.352 But here's the thing - 01:30:46.353 --> 01:30:47.571 you'll get electrocuted. 01:30:47.572 --> 01:30:49.530 Oh, it would be like in a movie, 01:30:49.531 --> 01:30:51.923 like, where the electricity goes right through my body. 01:30:51.924 --> 01:30:54.186 - Yeah. - And I turn into a skeleton. 01:31:13.206 --> 01:31:16.339 Oh! Oh, yeah! 01:31:16.340 --> 01:31:17.993 Woo-hoo-hoo! 01:33:14.806 --> 01:33:15.893 Jay! 01:33:15.894 --> 01:33:17.504 I figured it out! 01:33:20.769 --> 01:33:22.378 Okay, so... 01:33:22.379 --> 01:33:24.423 This plan is called 01:33:24.424 --> 01:33:28.166 the Seventh Inning... 01:33:28.167 --> 01:33:29.995 ...Skydive. 01:33:31.475 --> 01:33:35.347 So, step one: we skydive... 01:33:35.348 --> 01:33:39.177 into the... SkyDome. 01:33:39.178 --> 01:33:41.266 We, during a game, 01:33:41.267 --> 01:33:44.530 go up the CN Tower... 01:33:46.708 --> 01:33:48.231 Matt? 01:33:50.842 --> 01:33:54.018 You know, maybe we should go early, 01:33:54.019 --> 01:33:56.195 just in case the weather gets bad and they shut the dome? 01:33:58.458 --> 01:34:00.024 The wea... Oh. Yeah. 01:34:00.025 --> 01:34:01.678 Okay, yeah, that's a good point. 01:34:01.679 --> 01:34:04.202 Yeah, we don't wanna get caught on the roof of the... 01:34:04.203 --> 01:34:06.248 Yeah, okay, sure, so, we'll go early. 01:34:06.249 --> 01:34:07.859 Uh, right, go early. 01:34:09.252 --> 01:34:13.734 Okay. So, here's the plan. 01:34:16.302 --> 01:34:18.390 ♪ A stick, a stone 01:34:18.391 --> 01:34:20.305 ♪ It's the end of the road 01:34:20.306 --> 01:34:22.220 ♪ It's feeling alone 01:34:22.221 --> 01:34:24.092 ♪ It's the weight of your load ♪ 01:34:24.093 --> 01:34:25.789 ♪ It's a sliver of glass 01:34:25.790 --> 01:34:28.662 ♪ It's life, it's the sun, it's night ♪ 01:34:28.663 --> 01:34:31.316 ♪ It's death, it's a knife, it's a gun ♪ 01:34:31.317 --> 01:34:33.623 ♪ A flower that blooms 01:34:33.624 --> 01:34:35.364 ♪ A fox in the brush 01:34:35.365 --> 01:34:37.409 ♪ A knot in the wood 01:34:37.410 --> 01:34:39.281 ♪ The song of a thrush 01:34:39.282 --> 01:34:41.152 ♪ The mystery of life 01:34:41.153 --> 01:34:42.937 ♪ The steps in the hall 01:34:42.938 --> 01:34:44.590 ♪ The sound of the wind 01:34:44.591 --> 01:34:46.636 ♪ And the waterfall 01:34:46.637 --> 01:34:48.594 ♪ It's the moon floating free ♪ 01:34:48.595 --> 01:34:50.335 ♪ It's the curve of the slope ♪ 01:34:50.336 --> 01:34:52.294 ♪ It's an ant, it's a bee 01:34:52.295 --> 01:34:54.122 ♪ It's a reason for hope 01:34:54.123 --> 01:34:55.950 ♪ And the riverbank sings 01:34:55.951 --> 01:34:57.821 ♪ Of the waters of March 01:34:57.822 --> 01:34:59.649 ♪ It's the promise of spring ♪ 01:34:59.650 --> 01:35:02.260 ♪ It's the joy in your heart ♪ 01:35:25.110 --> 01:35:33.422 ♪ A spear, a spike 01:35:33.423 --> 01:35:35.250 ♪ A stake, a nail 01:35:35.251 --> 01:35:37.165 ♪ It's a drip, it's a drop 01:35:37.166 --> 01:35:39.254 ♪ It's the end of the tale 01:35:39.255 --> 01:35:42.997 ♪ The dew on the leaf in the morning light ♪ 01:35:42.998 --> 01:35:46.435 ♪ The shot of a gun in the dead of the night ♪ 01:35:46.436 --> 01:35:48.263 ♪ A mile, a must 01:35:48.264 --> 01:35:50.221 ♪ A thrust, a bump 01:35:50.222 --> 01:35:52.049 ♪ It's the will to survive 01:35:52.050 --> 01:35:53.921 ♪ It's a jolt, it's a jump 01:35:53.922 --> 01:35:55.879 ♪ A blueprint of a house 01:35:55.880 --> 01:35:57.533 ♪ A body in bed 01:35:57.534 --> 01:35:59.230 ♪ A car stuck in the mud 01:35:59.231 --> 01:36:01.232 ♪ It's the mud, it's the mud ♪ 01:36:01.233 --> 01:36:03.017 ♪ A fish, a flash 01:36:03.018 --> 01:36:04.888 ♪ A wish, a wing 01:36:04.889 --> 01:36:06.672 ♪ It's a hawk, it's a dove 01:36:06.673 --> 01:36:08.544 ♪ It's the promise of spring 01:36:08.545 --> 01:36:12.374 ♪ And the riverbank sings of the waters of March ♪ 01:36:12.375 --> 01:36:14.158 ♪ It's the end of despair 01:36:14.159 --> 01:36:16.595 ♪ It's the joy in your heart 01:37:09.084 --> 01:37:11.128 ♪ A stick, a stone 01:37:11.129 --> 01:37:13.087 ♪ It's the end of the road 01:37:13.088 --> 01:37:14.653 ♪ The stump of a tree 01:37:14.654 --> 01:37:16.655 ♪ It's a frog, it's a toad 01:37:16.656 --> 01:37:18.353 ♪ A sigh of breath 01:37:18.354 --> 01:37:20.181 ♪ A walk, a run 01:37:20.182 --> 01:37:21.965 ♪ A life, a death 01:37:21.966 --> 01:37:23.793 ♪ The rain, the sun 01:37:23.794 --> 01:37:25.534 ♪ And the riverbank sings 01:37:25.535 --> 01:37:27.449 ♪ Of the waters of March 01:37:27.450 --> 01:37:29.016 ♪ It's the promise of life 01:37:29.017 --> 01:37:30.756 ♪ It's the joy in your heart