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- Run, buggers, run!
- Oh, shit!
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Run like you ran in 1947, buggers!
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That's just rude!
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That wasn't so tough, was it?
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Mr. White, you are now safe
and under the protection
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of Her Majesty's government.
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Thank you, gentlemen.
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I can't wait to get back
to good ol' London!
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Don't worry.
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These Indian criminals are not very...
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efficient.
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- Go, go, go!
- Call it in.
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Agents Tea and Crumpets to extraction.
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We are onto Plan D.
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We need wood, kerosene, sponges,
and a fresh lime soda.
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What? I'm thirsty.
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Die, you English pigs!
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- Die!
- Jesus!
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I really hate this guy.
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Go, Go, Go!
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Let's go.
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Hi, Jimmy.
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It's you, men.
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Hi, Rosie.
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What are you doing?
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Murder!
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Rascal!
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See you, men.
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Murder!
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I love you.
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Love you too.
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Penises.
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Jimmy.
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Your time is come, men.
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The gravy on your fish curry--
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Wait...
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I need to sweep the floor.
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Oh, sure, go ahead.
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Hold this.
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Okay, it's done.
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Take her phone number.
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Yes, sir.
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Right, so...
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So, what was I saying?
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Sir, fish gravy.
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Yes!
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The gravy on your fish curry has dried!
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Now you die.
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No!
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Did it hit?
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It hit!
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Oh, shit!
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Sir...
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I got hit.
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I got hit.
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I'll torch the car.
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Sir!
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Sakhubai!
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No!
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Sorry, sir!
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I wasn't...
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able to do the washing up.
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Sakhubai...
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Don't touch!
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Sakhubai, it's okay.
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It's not your fault.
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Your Hindi will kill me
before this bullet.
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Flavia!
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Flavia...
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Flavia...
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Where are you, Flavia?
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Flavia...
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My love.
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Bloody nonsense!
What is this, Jimmy?
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I just mopped the entire house!
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Do you know how much bleach
it takes to clean blood?!
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Flavia, I'm dying, Flavia.
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So? How many times have I told you,
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if you want to die,
do it outside the house!
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Also, didn't I tell you to bring sausages
on your way home from work?
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Did you bring them?
Did you?
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- You forgot again, didn't you?
- Yeah.
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You're lucky you're good in bed.
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All you think about is yourself.
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Only office, office, office!
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- If you die tomorrow,
- Flavia...
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you'll take the office
with you to heaven?
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Not tomorrow...
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I'm dying today, Flavia.
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When you are mopping the floor...
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use the homemade bleach
I made for you.
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And my Diwali bonus,
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if you can give me that today, please.
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Well,
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that won't be possible.
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Why?
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Well, Diwali isn't for
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another three months.
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And...
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- Well, you are...
- Yes.
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True.
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True.
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Forget that! Watch this!
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What, man!
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Yeah.
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Watch, it will go now.
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- Papa!
- Papa!
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My boys...
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My loins...
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Papa, you told me you would bring
Busen gum from the market.
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Bastards, does anyone care
that I'm dying here, or what!
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Papa!
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There's a tattoo inside the wrapper.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, yes.
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Putah...
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I'm dying, man.
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- No.
- No.
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Yes.
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That means
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one of you
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will become The Don.
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One of you will become
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"The Bhai."
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But we are already brothers.
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What do they teach you
in private schools?
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Listen.
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One of you two
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will wear this ring.
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And will handle all of this.
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Extortion, kidnapping, all of it.
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Waxing parlor. All of it.
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Oh, my princess.
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Papa loves you.
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You go from here, Mama.
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You go.
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Don't get involved in all of this--
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Papa's going to die.
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- Papa, no!
- Papa, no!
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Kitchen...
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What?
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In the kitchen...
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Kitchen?
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Look after...
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Thank you.
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Not you.
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There we go!
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We did the right thing!
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Morning, Mary.
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Fuck off, Dennis!
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Sir, here's the file that you requested.
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Sir, the local police
are already looking into it.
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No, this is important!
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We must activate the local
Indian team immediately.
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Wasn't that disbanded?
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Yes.
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A long time ago?
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Right, leave me with this.
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Thank you, Midge.
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It's Mary.
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Hello.
Are you alright?
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Alright, men.
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You got the cash?
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Look, it's almost time.
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Be ready.
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Ready, men.
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Is it definitely him?
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Yes.
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Send him.
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- I want Happy.
- Sure.
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Nice.
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It looks lovely, son.
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Except...
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you forgot this.
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The trigger.
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Oh, God!
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I want to shoot myself, Dads.
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But I can't.
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There's no trigger.
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No.
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You can still make it work.
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You can bash somebody's
head in with it,
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or shatter a shin bone.
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Am I a failure, Dads?
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No, listen. No, listen.
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I'm 34.
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I failed the MI7 exams six times.
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Seven times.
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I got two special agents for fathers,
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and I can't even
put a bloody gun together.
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This is...
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Some of the best agents...
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They don't need guns.
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Did you know?
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One time in Marrakesh, your dad--
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You?
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Oh, no. Your other dad.
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Seb took out a drug lord
with nothing more
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than a pack of ribbons
and a really frisky camel.
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Swear she was KGB.
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Yeah, but that was you,
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isn't it, Dads?
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You've got something that you're...
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you're just great at.
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I feel like I'm broken.
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Something's missing. I...
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I feel like I don't know who I am.
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Oh, Happy,
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you're the best ballet dancer for miles.
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You make beautiful sandwiches.
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You're perfect just the way you are.
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Oh, God! You're bloody starving,
aren't you?
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No, no, no.
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- Oh, I could do with a sandwich.
- I could do...
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- You're talking my language.
- I'll go get the shop open.
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Hey, Packerwal, man!
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Nathan. Eat, men.
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- Hello, welcome to Mamareal Products.
- Bagheera, yes.
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IF YOU'VE GOT THE EVIL EYE,
THIS IS YOUR OFFICE.
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Listen, my fairness cream is not working.
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Beatrice to Mama's office.
Beatrice to Mama's office.
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MAMA
DON OF PANJOR
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Update, men.
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Mama, International Supermodel
Milind Morea's contract
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has been sent to his manager.
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How long will the
formula take to get ready?
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We're working as fast as we can, but...
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It's taken me ten years of planning,
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and my business model is finally ready.
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FMCG meets crime.
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WHITENESS
INR 399 ONLY
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Hey, Clinton!
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What is this?
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He looks like a ghost.
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We need to make Indian's white,
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not like ghosts.
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Chemical trials take time.
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Actually, I'm really
happy with the results.
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- Dating apps have been off the hook--
- Shut up!
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I need three months.
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Actually, it seems like
a really fair timeline--
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Get the formula ready.
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Or what happens to Clinton,
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happens to you.
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I'm... already white.
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- Gomez!
- Yes, Mama?
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Papa's gun.
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Gomez? Mama?
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Gomez, please, bro.
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Gomez, no.
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Not cool!
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You will never get away with this, Mama!
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My country will send someone to rescue me!
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Chap-A-Chino!
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Find your chap, take off his chinos!
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Hello, Roger!
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Kenneth Mole?
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It's been forever.
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How are things at old 7?
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Oh, you know, immigration, Brexit,
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Rishi Sunak, can't complain!
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And how are things with you?
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Cock-a-mundo doing well?
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It's Chap-A-Chino!
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Listen, I wanted to talk to you
about your son, Happy.
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We've had some fieldwork
open up in India.
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India?
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No.
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Oh, come on, Rog.
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You know he's got that
special agent blood in him.
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Well, not really considering he's adopted.
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Well, listen, we'll make him an agent.
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A quick turnaround. So exciting!
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He can speak Hindi, right?
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No!
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He doesn't know he's from...
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India.
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He dances, and he cooks,
and that's all he knows.
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Hang on.
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He's never asked why he's--
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Goodbye, Kenneth.
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I'm...
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from India?
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Fuck off!
00:18:12.355 --> 00:18:13.605 align:center
I'm from India!
00:18:15.396 --> 00:18:16.646 align:center
Wait, I'm from India?
00:18:17.521 --> 00:18:18.521 align:center
I need to sweep the floor.
00:18:19.021 --> 00:18:21.146 align:center
That's the full story, Happy.
00:18:22.105 --> 00:18:24.271 align:center
So when the kids at school
called me a Paki,
00:18:25.813 --> 00:18:26.813 align:center
it was kind of true.
00:18:26.938 --> 00:18:28.105 align:center
That's Pakistani.
00:18:28.646 --> 00:18:29.563 align:center
You're Indian.
00:18:30.313 --> 00:18:31.438 align:center
They're not the same.
00:18:31.688 --> 00:18:32.855 align:center
And then at Uni,
00:18:32.938 --> 00:18:34.105 align:center
when that girl, Priya...
00:18:35.188 --> 00:18:36.813 align:center
She put her hand in my pants.
00:18:38.605 --> 00:18:40.105 align:center
Was that an Indian thing?
00:18:40.688 --> 00:18:41.605 align:center
I liked it.
00:18:42.063 --> 00:18:42.938 align:center
Was that...
00:18:43.938 --> 00:18:45.355 align:center
- an Indian thing?
- No.
00:18:45.605 --> 00:18:46.730 align:center
That was wrong.
00:18:48.771 --> 00:18:49.813 align:center
Is it hot there?
00:18:51.063 --> 00:18:51.938 align:center
Yeah.
00:18:52.021 --> 00:18:53.521 align:center
You do not have to go to India.
00:18:55.063 --> 00:18:56.063 align:center
Not for us.
00:18:56.813 --> 00:18:58.771 align:center
I'm not going to India for you,
00:18:58.855 --> 00:19:00.688 align:center
Dad... s.
00:19:02.813 --> 00:19:03.688 align:center
I'm going back.
00:19:06.980 --> 00:19:08.105 align:center
What's my real name?
00:19:09.438 --> 00:19:12.438 align:center
- Your biological mother was--
- Sakhubai Patel.
00:19:13.313 --> 00:19:15.313 align:center
So that makes you Happy Patel.
00:19:18.355 --> 00:19:19.230 align:center
Happy...
00:19:21.063 --> 00:19:22.063 align:center
Patel?
00:19:23.646 --> 00:19:24.688 align:center
Sounds special.
00:19:27.730 --> 00:19:29.480 align:center
There can't be that many Patels...
00:19:32.646 --> 00:19:33.521 align:center
right?
00:19:35.896 --> 00:19:36.771 align:center
Yeah.
00:19:49.605 --> 00:19:50.730 align:center
Happy, my old boy.
00:19:50.813 --> 00:19:52.063 align:center
Welcome to MI7.
00:19:52.188 --> 00:19:54.105 align:center
First things first,
you'll be learning Hindi
00:19:54.188 --> 00:19:55.771 align:center
at the Southall School of Languages.
00:19:55.896 --> 00:19:56.855 align:center
So study up.
00:19:56.938 --> 00:19:58.355 align:center
And I'll see you in three weeks.
00:19:58.438 --> 00:19:59.771 align:center
Is that enough time, sir?
00:19:59.855 --> 00:20:02.396 align:center
I mean, Hindi seems like
a complicated language.
00:20:02.480 --> 00:20:03.813 align:center
Well, it's time we don't have,
00:20:03.938 --> 00:20:06.813 align:center
and your life is about to get
a lot more complicated,
00:20:06.896 --> 00:20:08.146 align:center
Agent Patel.
00:20:12.188 --> 00:20:15.188 align:center
Seems that this is going to
be a Hindi movie from now on.
00:20:30.021 --> 00:20:31.146 align:center
Oh, wow!
00:20:31.355 --> 00:20:32.730 align:center
Excuse me?
00:20:34.938 --> 00:20:36.021 align:center
Namaste.
00:20:40.105 --> 00:20:41.271 align:center
Oh, my God!
00:20:45.605 --> 00:20:47.938 align:center
The first rule of Indian food.
00:20:48.605 --> 00:20:50.146 align:center
Don't look for the spoon.
00:20:50.605 --> 00:20:52.563 align:center
There is no spoon!
00:20:58.355 --> 00:20:59.771 align:center
- Use your hands!
- Sorry.
00:21:01.646 --> 00:21:04.105 align:center
All Indian ladies
love the arm-spreading.
00:21:05.605 --> 00:21:07.105 align:center
This is your mating call.
00:21:07.605 --> 00:21:08.480 align:center
Alright then,
00:21:08.896 --> 00:21:09.813 align:center
seduce me.
00:21:11.438 --> 00:21:13.188 align:center
But I'm a virgin.
00:21:13.313 --> 00:21:14.438 align:center
Are you a man?
00:21:15.021 --> 00:21:16.938 align:center
Or a small child?
00:21:18.813 --> 00:21:20.230 align:center
- Like this?
- Wider.
00:21:21.771 --> 00:21:22.646 align:center
You open.
00:21:24.146 --> 00:21:25.271 align:center
They'll open.
00:21:34.521 --> 00:21:35.646 align:center
Hello, jaaneman!
00:21:36.605 --> 00:21:39.271 align:center
In big cities like this,
small things keep happening.
00:21:40.355 --> 00:21:41.271 align:center
Raj...
00:21:42.271 --> 00:21:44.230 align:center
The name you must have heard?
00:21:53.355 --> 00:21:54.355 align:center
Oh.
00:21:56.730 --> 00:21:57.771 align:center
How much is it?
00:21:58.105 --> 00:21:58.980 align:center
150.
00:22:00.480 --> 00:22:02.646 align:center
I'll give you...
00:22:02.980 --> 00:22:04.188 align:center
Who's Tom, fucker?
00:22:04.521 --> 00:22:06.438 align:center
Hey! I'm Tom.
Nice to meet you.
00:22:09.605 --> 00:22:10.813 align:center
In 1947,
00:22:10.896 --> 00:22:12.271 align:center
we quit India.
00:22:12.730 --> 00:22:16.771 align:center
At the time, India contributed to
27% of Britain's total GDP.
00:22:17.771 --> 00:22:19.480 align:center
So we asked ourselves.
00:22:19.605 --> 00:22:21.563 align:center
How can we profit from India
00:22:21.730 --> 00:22:22.980 align:center
even though we are outside India?
00:22:23.230 --> 00:22:24.980 align:center
The answer was simple.
00:22:25.813 --> 00:22:26.688 align:center
Indians.
00:22:26.813 --> 00:22:28.355 align:center
- Indians?
- Yes.
00:22:28.521 --> 00:22:31.105 align:center
Colonialism,
sociological manipulation, and
00:22:31.438 --> 00:22:33.396 align:center
due to plain strange obsession,
00:22:33.646 --> 00:22:35.146 align:center
Indians love white skin.
00:22:35.855 --> 00:22:38.396 align:center
Apparently, the chances
of marriage increase.
00:22:38.813 --> 00:22:39.688 align:center
Don't know why.
00:22:39.771 --> 00:22:41.730 align:center
I quite prefer chocolate myself.
00:22:44.313 --> 00:22:45.813 align:center
For approximately 60 years,
00:22:45.980 --> 00:22:49.605 align:center
the English government has invested
in Fair and Fantastic.
00:22:49.855 --> 00:22:52.396 align:center
India's biggest fairness cream brand.
00:22:52.521 --> 00:22:53.938 align:center
The name of this project is
00:22:54.396 --> 00:22:58.771 align:center
International Management Undertaking
for the Monetization of Indians.
00:22:58.980 --> 00:23:00.855 align:center
Short form, IMUMI.
00:23:00.938 --> 00:23:02.188 align:center
- Its annual revenue ranges
- IMUMI.
00:23:02.271 --> 00:23:04.438 align:center
between 300 and 400 million pounds.
00:23:04.605 --> 00:23:05.771 align:center
Fuck Off!
00:23:06.730 --> 00:23:07.646 align:center
Sorry.
00:23:07.813 --> 00:23:08.813 align:center
Go fuck yourself.
00:23:10.021 --> 00:23:12.688 align:center
Beatrice Fefferbaum has been kidnapped.
00:23:12.813 --> 00:23:14.896 align:center
She's a dermatological scientist.
00:23:14.980 --> 00:23:16.646 align:center
Her formula is so potent
00:23:16.855 --> 00:23:20.188 align:center
that fairness creams
show results in just 21 days.
00:23:20.605 --> 00:23:23.813 align:center
Like most white people,
she recently went to India
00:23:23.980 --> 00:23:25.688 align:center
to "find herself."
00:23:26.438 --> 00:23:28.480 align:center
You'll have to blend in with the Indians
00:23:28.730 --> 00:23:31.271 align:center
and get Beatrice Fefferbaum back home
00:23:31.355 --> 00:23:32.646 align:center
as quickly as possible.
00:23:33.271 --> 00:23:34.521 align:center
To blend in with the Indians,
00:23:34.605 --> 00:23:36.230 align:center
you will have to change the way you look.
00:23:36.771 --> 00:23:39.438 align:center
That's why we've got
India's number one barber for you.
00:23:42.563 --> 00:23:44.188 align:center
You are India's...
00:23:44.396 --> 00:23:46.146 align:center
No.1 barber?
00:23:46.313 --> 00:23:47.438 align:center
It's nice to meet you.
00:23:47.605 --> 00:23:48.480 align:center
Bakul.
00:23:48.646 --> 00:23:49.521 align:center
Buckle?
00:23:51.646 --> 00:23:53.480 align:center
He's not ready.
00:23:53.896 --> 00:23:55.480 align:center
India's not ready.
00:24:33.563 --> 00:24:34.771 align:center
We've reached.
00:24:37.271 --> 00:24:38.146 align:center
How much?
00:24:38.480 --> 00:24:39.355 align:center
Three...
00:24:40.438 --> 00:24:41.980 align:center
thousand nine hundred
and ninety-nine rupees.
00:24:43.105 --> 00:24:43.980 align:center
You're fucking me off?
00:24:44.855 --> 00:24:45.938 align:center
What did you say, motherfucker?
00:24:46.771 --> 00:24:47.938 align:center
I won't give you that much.
00:24:48.605 --> 00:24:49.480 align:center
Fifty.
00:24:49.980 --> 00:24:50.855 align:center
Two thousand.
00:24:51.063 --> 00:24:51.938 align:center
Fifty!
00:24:52.188 --> 00:24:53.521 align:center
- Thousand!
- Fifty!
00:24:53.938 --> 00:24:55.021 align:center
- You're--
- Fifty.
00:24:55.438 --> 00:24:56.480 align:center
- Your--
- Fifty!
00:25:01.771 --> 00:25:02.688 align:center
Fifty.
00:25:03.063 --> 00:25:04.021 align:center
Thank you.
00:25:06.021 --> 00:25:07.313 align:center
NRI Bastard.
00:25:07.563 --> 00:25:08.563 align:center
Agent Patel,
00:25:08.771 --> 00:25:11.605 align:center
Beatrice's last known location
was in Panjor.
00:25:11.855 --> 00:25:14.646 align:center
Once you reach, you will have to go
to Geet's Palace of Food.
00:25:24.980 --> 00:25:25.896 align:center
Oh, wow.
00:25:33.188 --> 00:25:34.938 align:center
Geet may not look like much,
00:25:35.105 --> 00:25:35.980 align:center
and he isn't.
00:25:36.063 --> 00:25:39.188 align:center
Unfortunately,
he's our local coordinator.
00:25:39.313 --> 00:25:41.438 align:center
You know, budget constraints.
00:25:42.271 --> 00:25:44.521 align:center
Welcome to Geet's Palace of Food...
00:25:46.605 --> 00:25:48.355 align:center
when you're "geeting" hungry.
00:25:48.730 --> 00:25:49.605 align:center
Hi.
00:25:49.938 --> 00:25:51.313 align:center
How many people are with you?
00:25:51.938 --> 00:25:53.521 align:center
Oh, just... Just one.
00:25:54.188 --> 00:25:55.105 align:center
One minute.
00:26:11.230 --> 00:26:12.146 align:center
I'm sorry.
00:26:12.855 --> 00:26:13.730 align:center
We're full.
00:26:13.813 --> 00:26:15.146 align:center
You'll have to wait a little.
00:26:15.855 --> 00:26:16.813 align:center
That's fine.
00:26:17.938 --> 00:26:18.855 align:center
How long?
00:26:21.521 --> 00:26:22.396 align:center
Ninety days.
00:26:23.021 --> 00:26:23.938 align:center
Ninety days?
00:26:24.313 --> 00:26:25.188 align:center
Three months?
00:26:25.271 --> 00:26:26.896 align:center
I wanted ice with this, Patro. Ice.
00:26:30.063 --> 00:26:31.146 align:center
- Asshole.
- What?
00:26:34.855 --> 00:26:35.730 align:center
Alright...
00:26:36.896 --> 00:26:38.105 align:center
I heard...
00:26:38.855 --> 00:26:39.771 align:center
your buffalo
00:26:40.188 --> 00:26:42.021 align:center
likes magical juice from a crow
00:26:42.313 --> 00:26:43.813 align:center
to drink.
00:26:46.271 --> 00:26:47.146 align:center
You...
00:26:50.521 --> 00:26:51.438 align:center
Oh...
00:26:51.855 --> 00:26:54.313 align:center
And the most powerful way
to extract information...
00:26:56.355 --> 00:26:57.230 align:center
Chai.
00:27:01.730 --> 00:27:02.605 align:center
Namaste.
00:27:03.313 --> 00:27:05.563 align:center
Agent Patil, we have been waiting for you.
00:27:05.980 --> 00:27:06.938 align:center
My name is Patel.
00:27:08.063 --> 00:27:09.438 align:center
Your room has been booked.
00:27:10.146 --> 00:27:11.355 align:center
My eggs have been cooked?
00:27:12.146 --> 00:27:13.021 align:center
Be professional.
00:27:13.105 --> 00:27:14.605 align:center
Your eggs are your concern.
00:27:14.730 --> 00:27:16.313 align:center
Wait, what the hell are you
talking about?
00:27:16.646 --> 00:27:18.521 align:center
I was saying, your room is
booked and ready.
00:27:18.646 --> 00:27:20.146 align:center
Oh, nice. Thank you.
00:27:22.063 --> 00:27:22.938 align:center
How long?
00:27:23.480 --> 00:27:24.688 align:center
Three inches.
00:27:32.188 --> 00:27:35.271 align:center
I was talking about the booking.
00:27:36.230 --> 00:27:37.105 align:center
Two months.
00:27:38.980 --> 00:27:39.980 align:center
That's rather long.
00:27:40.563 --> 00:27:41.730 align:center
- Really?
- Booking.
00:27:42.313 --> 00:27:44.063 align:center
So, where's our new English dish?
00:27:47.688 --> 00:27:49.938 align:center
This is Roxy, my local coordinator.
00:27:50.355 --> 00:27:53.938 align:center
In India, do local coordinators
also have their own coordinators?
00:27:54.063 --> 00:27:54.980 align:center
Employment.
00:27:55.188 --> 00:27:56.563 align:center
Roxy will take you to your house.
00:27:56.938 --> 00:27:58.271 align:center
Let's go, Dev Patel.
00:27:58.355 --> 00:27:59.230 align:center
This way...
00:27:59.313 --> 00:28:00.813 align:center
Could you hang on just one second?
00:28:01.355 --> 00:28:03.105 align:center
I just... I have to.
00:28:06.396 --> 00:28:08.271 align:center
There. Now try it.
00:28:15.230 --> 00:28:16.105 align:center
Nice.
00:28:16.188 --> 00:28:17.188 align:center
First time in India?
00:28:17.563 --> 00:28:18.438 align:center
Well...
00:28:19.480 --> 00:28:20.771 align:center
That's what I thought,
00:28:20.855 --> 00:28:23.605 align:center
but turns out I was born here.
00:28:25.146 --> 00:28:26.188 align:center
My mum...
00:28:26.730 --> 00:28:27.646 align:center
she was Indian.
00:28:28.063 --> 00:28:29.355 align:center
And my dads...
00:28:30.355 --> 00:28:32.146 align:center
I've got two. They are British.
00:28:32.521 --> 00:28:34.480 align:center
- Do you know where Britain is?
- Listen, coconut.
00:28:34.938 --> 00:28:36.313 align:center
You need to leave Britain behind you.
00:28:37.230 --> 00:28:38.480 align:center
You're in Goa now.
00:28:38.771 --> 00:28:39.855 align:center
Oh, God!
00:28:56.396 --> 00:28:57.480 align:center
Alright.
00:28:59.980 --> 00:29:02.646 align:center
All of India comes to Goa
to be happy.
00:29:02.813 --> 00:29:04.938 align:center
You should be happy now
since you are in Goa.
00:29:05.480 --> 00:29:07.105 align:center
I mean, you are in India.
00:29:07.730 --> 00:29:09.438 align:center
And India... is inside you.
00:29:09.938 --> 00:29:10.855 align:center
Got it?
00:29:11.021 --> 00:29:11.938 align:center
Yeah. Yeah.
00:29:12.063 --> 00:29:13.563 align:center
Hey, Roxy!
When will I get my CPU back?
00:29:13.688 --> 00:29:14.938 align:center
It'll come. These things take time.
00:29:15.105 --> 00:29:15.980 align:center
- Hello.
- Hey.
00:29:16.063 --> 00:29:17.438 align:center
- I'm inside you.
- What?
00:29:17.896 --> 00:29:18.771 align:center
- Well--
- Fuck off!
00:29:18.855 --> 00:29:19.938 align:center
NRI Bastard.
00:29:20.105 --> 00:29:21.730 align:center
- I do repair work.
- Oh.
00:29:22.063 --> 00:29:24.938 align:center
Mobiles, circuit, screen guard, AI.
00:29:26.230 --> 00:29:27.480 align:center
Roxy Repairs.
00:29:27.563 --> 00:29:28.438 align:center
Nice.
00:29:30.688 --> 00:29:32.188 align:center
And what's happening over there?
00:29:32.355 --> 00:29:33.396 align:center
Oh, that?
00:29:33.688 --> 00:29:36.646 align:center
That's an everyday thing. The whole
of Panjor pays extortion to Mama.
00:29:38.063 --> 00:29:39.771 align:center
And who's Mama?
00:29:44.271 --> 00:29:46.021 align:center
- Come on, come on, come on!
- What? I'm--
00:29:46.271 --> 00:29:47.355 align:center
Are you crazy?
00:29:47.563 --> 00:29:49.813 align:center
I'm sorry. Did you see that?
That was creepy as hell.
00:29:50.230 --> 00:29:51.813 align:center
- Who's Tom?
- Hi, I'm Tom.
00:29:51.896 --> 00:29:53.605 align:center
- I was wondering, do you have--
- Jonas, go away!
00:29:53.980 --> 00:29:55.438 align:center
You can't say things like that here.
00:29:55.605 --> 00:29:56.938 align:center
What? Like, Mama?
00:29:58.563 --> 00:29:59.563 align:center
Shut up!
00:30:00.813 --> 00:30:03.813 align:center
- This is your new house.
- Oh.
00:30:16.188 --> 00:30:17.188 align:center
What do you think?
00:30:18.396 --> 00:30:21.271 align:center
I'm just a little scared that the
roof shouldn't fall on me at night!
00:30:24.688 --> 00:30:26.063 align:center
Well, whatever it is, it's a house.
00:30:26.480 --> 00:30:27.813 align:center
No, Roxy, I didn't mean that.
00:30:27.896 --> 00:30:28.813 align:center
- I just--
- Chill.
00:30:28.980 --> 00:30:30.896 align:center
Anyway, the real Panjor
is not inside this room.
00:30:31.355 --> 00:30:32.646 align:center
You'll find it outside the window.
00:30:36.230 --> 00:30:37.230 align:center
Yeah.
00:30:40.230 --> 00:30:41.105 align:center
Alright...
00:30:42.730 --> 00:30:43.605 align:center
Alright...
00:30:44.063 --> 00:30:44.938 align:center
Right.
00:30:45.063 --> 00:30:45.980 align:center
Right...
00:30:46.105 --> 00:30:47.563 align:center
Oh! A broom.
00:31:29.521 --> 00:31:30.396 align:center
Okay, man.
00:31:30.480 --> 00:31:31.396 align:center
Ladies and gentlemen,
00:31:31.480 --> 00:31:34.730 align:center
for D'Costa Communications'
third store opening, man,
00:31:34.813 --> 00:31:39.396 align:center
please give a warm round of applause
to Panjor's number one dancer,
00:31:39.480 --> 00:31:41.355 align:center
beautiful, dazzling,
00:31:41.438 --> 00:31:43.230 align:center
smashing, the scintillating,
00:31:43.355 --> 00:31:44.396 align:center
the sensuous,
00:31:44.813 --> 00:31:47.688 align:center
Miss Rupa!
00:32:30.188 --> 00:32:31.480 align:center
You can all go to hell!
00:32:31.855 --> 00:32:33.313 align:center
You all run behind Katrina, don't you?
00:32:33.396 --> 00:32:34.646 align:center
Desperate, cheap Vicky, all of you!
00:32:34.938 --> 00:32:36.938 align:center
Local artists get fuck all
support these days!
00:32:39.646 --> 00:32:40.813 align:center
- I love you.
- Scram!
00:32:47.230 --> 00:32:48.105 align:center
What?
00:33:23.230 --> 00:33:24.646 align:center
Bugger! I'll kill you, man!
00:33:26.813 --> 00:33:27.771 align:center
O Lord.
00:33:28.938 --> 00:33:29.855 align:center
Hey.
00:33:30.605 --> 00:33:32.938 align:center
- God...
- I've been missing Papa more than ever.
00:33:34.646 --> 00:33:36.730 align:center
I don't even know,
you are the right God...
00:33:38.938 --> 00:33:40.438 align:center
what with me being Indian and all.
00:33:40.563 --> 00:33:42.146 align:center
My two brothers died.
00:33:43.230 --> 00:33:44.188 align:center
Got killed.
00:33:46.938 --> 00:33:48.521 align:center
Fine. I murdered them.
00:33:49.730 --> 00:33:50.938 align:center
But I do know this.
00:33:51.855 --> 00:33:53.355 align:center
Something is brewing inside me.
00:33:56.063 --> 00:33:58.521 align:center
And if it isn't food poisoning,
and it probably is.
00:33:58.605 --> 00:33:59.605 align:center
My colon...
00:34:01.355 --> 00:34:02.313 align:center
is going to burst.
00:34:02.688 --> 00:34:04.396 align:center
Once my Mamareal launches,
00:34:04.480 --> 00:34:06.521 align:center
I'll leave this world of crime
behind me, men.
00:34:08.521 --> 00:34:10.146 align:center
Only necessary murders.
00:34:10.355 --> 00:34:11.230 align:center
I think,
00:34:11.355 --> 00:34:12.313 align:center
here...
00:34:15.188 --> 00:34:16.855 align:center
my life is going to change.
00:34:22.938 --> 00:34:24.105 align:center
So thanks.
00:34:26.021 --> 00:34:26.896 align:center
Promise.
00:34:42.396 --> 00:34:43.396 align:center
It's fresh.
00:34:45.188 --> 00:34:47.021 align:center
- How much?
- 20 for three. I'll give you four.
00:34:47.688 --> 00:34:48.605 align:center
I told you.
00:34:48.688 --> 00:34:50.480 align:center
- Roxy? Hi.
- I was the one who made him go viral.
00:34:50.730 --> 00:34:52.063 align:center
Hi. Buying vegetables?
00:34:52.605 --> 00:34:53.480 align:center
Oh, my God.
00:34:53.563 --> 00:34:54.563 align:center
This place
00:34:54.646 --> 00:34:55.646 align:center
is magical.
00:34:56.896 --> 00:34:58.396 align:center
Cool. Breakfast?
00:35:00.480 --> 00:35:01.730 align:center
This is your breakfast?
00:35:01.896 --> 00:35:02.938 align:center
Yeah, every morning.
00:35:03.688 --> 00:35:04.563 align:center
What?
00:35:04.646 --> 00:35:05.521 align:center
No!
00:35:05.605 --> 00:35:06.480 align:center
Come with me.
00:35:07.271 --> 00:35:08.146 align:center
Hi.
00:35:08.771 --> 00:35:09.646 align:center
Where?
00:35:13.938 --> 00:35:14.813 align:center
Yeah.
00:35:27.146 --> 00:35:28.021 align:center
Wow.
00:35:29.480 --> 00:35:30.771 align:center
This is my own recipe.
00:35:30.980 --> 00:35:31.938 align:center
I really like it
00:35:32.105 --> 00:35:33.813 align:center
when I put some cinnamon inside.
00:35:34.105 --> 00:35:34.980 align:center
Good for you.
00:35:35.105 --> 00:35:35.980 align:center
I'm heterosexual.
00:35:36.605 --> 00:35:37.771 align:center
But the food's good.
00:35:49.938 --> 00:35:50.855 align:center
Hello?
00:35:52.188 --> 00:35:53.063 align:center
Oh. Hey, Geet.
00:35:53.146 --> 00:35:55.355 align:center
The Kashmiri bears know how to cook
black leopard sweets.
00:35:55.980 --> 00:35:56.855 align:center
What?
00:35:56.980 --> 00:35:58.396 align:center
Where's that codebook gone?
00:35:58.521 --> 00:35:59.438 align:center
What book?
00:36:02.563 --> 00:36:04.771 align:center
Our investigation begins today.
00:36:07.646 --> 00:36:08.646 align:center
Look at this.
00:36:10.355 --> 00:36:11.396 align:center
It was written in a hurry.
00:36:12.646 --> 00:36:13.771 align:center
Written with one hand.
00:36:14.480 --> 00:36:15.646 align:center
She wrote us a message
00:36:15.730 --> 00:36:18.271 align:center
in a short period of time,
and that is...
00:36:19.480 --> 00:36:20.396 align:center
M?
00:36:21.355 --> 00:36:24.105 align:center
- But "M" could be anything.
- I know.
00:36:24.563 --> 00:36:25.896 align:center
- Someone's name?
- Mohit.
00:36:25.980 --> 00:36:27.271 align:center
- A place's name?
- Maldives.
00:36:27.355 --> 00:36:28.396 align:center
A politician's name?
00:36:30.938 --> 00:36:32.313 align:center
It's probably none of those things.
00:36:35.438 --> 00:36:36.938 align:center
You know, Geet,
the problem is
00:36:37.063 --> 00:36:38.771 align:center
we are only seeing this "M."
00:36:39.063 --> 00:36:40.480 align:center
We've got to go wider!
00:36:41.438 --> 00:36:42.396 align:center
Daddy!
00:36:43.438 --> 00:36:44.313 align:center
What?
00:36:45.563 --> 00:36:47.313 align:center
Geet, focus, man! Alright?
00:36:47.480 --> 00:36:49.980 align:center
A girl has been kidnapped...
00:36:50.730 --> 00:36:51.938 align:center
She's scared.
00:36:52.271 --> 00:36:54.313 align:center
She used her cough to write this
00:36:54.938 --> 00:36:57.355 align:center
dirty "M" on the white wall...
00:36:58.480 --> 00:36:59.480 align:center
The wall!
00:37:02.021 --> 00:37:03.021 align:center
It's white...
00:37:05.146 --> 00:37:06.855 align:center
- Beatrice was white.
- Yes.
00:37:07.938 --> 00:37:09.396 align:center
Where in Goa
can we find white people?
00:37:13.688 --> 00:37:15.480 align:center
Ghode or white people?
00:37:16.313 --> 00:37:17.230 align:center
Namaste.
00:37:17.563 --> 00:37:18.813 align:center
Breathe deeply,
00:37:18.896 --> 00:37:20.938 align:center
and release your chakra.
00:37:25.646 --> 00:37:27.605 align:center
Vladimir! Vladimir!
00:37:28.521 --> 00:37:29.688 align:center
You are now a Communist!
00:37:29.771 --> 00:37:30.688 align:center
Yeah!
00:37:40.730 --> 00:37:42.938 align:center
Geet, you get spoons in India?
00:37:43.396 --> 00:37:44.271 align:center
Yeah. So?
00:37:47.521 --> 00:37:48.688 align:center
I was lied to.
00:37:48.813 --> 00:37:49.688 align:center
Never mind.
00:37:50.230 --> 00:37:51.396 align:center
Food is good.
00:37:51.480 --> 00:37:52.396 align:center
Yeah, it's got...
00:37:53.355 --> 00:37:54.230 align:center
flavor.
00:37:59.980 --> 00:38:01.646 align:center
Geet! Oh, my God, it's got flavor!
00:38:01.813 --> 00:38:03.313 align:center
- What?
- Let's get back to her house.
00:38:03.480 --> 00:38:04.438 align:center
The food...
00:38:15.938 --> 00:38:17.271 align:center
Your stomach's not full?
00:38:19.771 --> 00:38:20.855 align:center
This dry sorpotel.
00:38:21.313 --> 00:38:22.271 align:center
It's taste...
00:38:22.855 --> 00:38:24.730 align:center
It's the same taste as the wedding.
00:38:24.813 --> 00:38:26.355 align:center
One person has cooked
both of these dishes.
00:38:26.605 --> 00:38:29.230 align:center
We have to find the
caterer of that wedding.
00:38:31.896 --> 00:38:32.771 align:center
Let me check.
00:38:34.063 --> 00:38:34.938 align:center
Marco,
00:38:35.146 --> 00:38:37.021 align:center
the wedding that was happening
in Villa Aldona,
00:38:37.230 --> 00:38:38.313 align:center
who's the caterer?
00:38:45.313 --> 00:38:46.230 align:center
Geet...
00:38:46.605 --> 00:38:47.480 align:center
I found out.
00:38:48.313 --> 00:38:49.480 align:center
The wedding catering was done by--
00:38:49.896 --> 00:38:50.813 align:center
Mama's.
00:38:54.438 --> 00:38:55.813 align:center
Alright, Geet,
00:38:55.938 --> 00:38:57.688 align:center
this could get dangerous.
00:38:57.813 --> 00:38:59.188 align:center
- Are you ready?
- Yes.
00:38:59.271 --> 00:39:00.271 align:center
You go.
00:39:02.813 --> 00:39:03.688 align:center
What?
00:39:03.771 --> 00:39:05.355 align:center
Geet, you are my backup.
00:39:05.521 --> 00:39:06.980 align:center
Actually, I'm just a tourist.
00:39:07.313 --> 00:39:08.355 align:center
Go away, man!
00:39:09.480 --> 00:39:10.896 align:center
Geet, the problem isn't outside.
00:39:10.980 --> 00:39:12.271 align:center
I need you inside.
00:39:12.396 --> 00:39:13.271 align:center
Daddy.
00:39:15.313 --> 00:39:16.438 align:center
Sleazy coward!
00:39:23.813 --> 00:39:24.938 align:center
MAY GOD BLESS YOU
00:39:40.313 --> 00:39:41.396 align:center
What's your order?
00:39:41.938 --> 00:39:43.521 align:center
Today's specials are fish curry and rice--
00:39:43.980 --> 00:39:46.021 align:center
I'm... looking for a girl.
00:39:47.688 --> 00:39:48.730 align:center
I have a photograph.
00:39:48.813 --> 00:39:49.896 align:center
Photography is not allowed.
00:39:50.855 --> 00:39:52.980 align:center
No, I mean, I have a photograph...
00:39:53.063 --> 00:39:55.480 align:center
Have you seen this girl anywhere?
00:40:03.313 --> 00:40:04.230 align:center
Wait.
00:40:06.396 --> 00:40:07.313 align:center
Alright.
00:40:19.605 --> 00:40:20.480 align:center
Hi.
00:40:20.605 --> 00:40:22.021 align:center
The chef said, no photo.
00:40:23.146 --> 00:40:24.063 align:center
And no food, too.
00:40:24.938 --> 00:40:26.938 align:center
What's that tattoo on your...
It's--
00:40:27.021 --> 00:40:28.063 align:center
Get out, get out!
00:40:28.480 --> 00:40:29.938 align:center
What?
Oh, come on!
00:40:30.355 --> 00:40:31.230 align:center
Look, you!
00:40:32.063 --> 00:40:32.938 align:center
Happy?
00:40:36.313 --> 00:40:37.438 align:center
- Went well?
- Geet...
00:40:40.605 --> 00:40:41.480 align:center
Hey!
00:40:45.230 --> 00:40:47.105 align:center
Geet, you take a lunch break,
00:40:47.188 --> 00:40:48.605 align:center
I'll see you back at the restaurant.
00:40:49.480 --> 00:40:50.355 align:center
Sure.
00:40:50.438 --> 00:40:51.313 align:center
Hey.
00:40:52.355 --> 00:40:53.230 align:center
Dancing girl.
00:40:55.063 --> 00:40:55.938 align:center
Hi.
00:40:58.021 --> 00:40:59.355 align:center
My name is Happy.
00:41:00.313 --> 00:41:01.188 align:center
Yours?
00:41:01.730 --> 00:41:03.063 align:center
- Rupa.
- Rupa?
00:41:03.813 --> 00:41:04.688 align:center
Nice.
00:41:05.730 --> 00:41:08.605 align:center
I saw you dance yesterday.
00:41:10.688 --> 00:41:11.563 align:center
Oh, my God,
00:41:11.855 --> 00:41:13.230 align:center
it's beautiful.
00:41:13.855 --> 00:41:15.605 align:center
You have amazing...
00:41:16.938 --> 00:41:17.855 align:center
flow.
00:41:18.730 --> 00:41:19.980 align:center
Audience was...
00:41:20.230 --> 00:41:21.480 align:center
Traitors all of them.
00:41:21.688 --> 00:41:23.521 align:center
Yeah, Andrew Tates. I hate those guys.
00:41:24.855 --> 00:41:25.730 align:center
I've got to go.
00:41:25.813 --> 00:41:26.896 align:center
No, no, no, hang on.
00:41:26.980 --> 00:41:28.063 align:center
One minute...
00:41:28.688 --> 00:41:29.563 align:center
Training.
00:41:34.855 --> 00:41:35.730 align:center
Child.
00:41:42.605 --> 00:41:43.813 align:center
Have you lost your mind?
00:41:43.938 --> 00:41:46.105 align:center
There were no tidal waves
in your ocean of youth?
00:41:46.313 --> 00:41:47.938 align:center
Hey, I'll bury you in a ditch!
00:41:48.521 --> 00:41:49.396 align:center
Oh.
00:41:49.480 --> 00:41:50.730 align:center
Hang on.
00:41:52.855 --> 00:41:54.605 align:center
I'm new here.
00:41:56.605 --> 00:41:57.563 align:center
Would...
00:41:58.146 --> 00:41:59.146 align:center
you like to go...
00:42:00.188 --> 00:42:01.063 align:center
for dinner with me?
00:42:01.146 --> 00:42:02.521 align:center
I'm not Tom, I'm Rupa.
00:42:02.605 --> 00:42:04.146 align:center
I know, I'm not Tom, you're Rupa.
00:42:04.271 --> 00:42:05.521 align:center
- What?
- I have no idea.
00:42:06.563 --> 00:42:07.771 align:center
Are you hungry?
00:42:08.896 --> 00:42:10.980 align:center
Actually, it's really hard
to get a reservation here.
00:42:11.938 --> 00:42:13.771 align:center
But the owner's a friend, so...
00:42:17.438 --> 00:42:18.313 align:center
Where are you from?
00:42:18.563 --> 00:42:19.688 align:center
Who's really from anywhere, right?
00:42:19.896 --> 00:42:21.605 align:center
You know, but--
Why are we talking about me?
00:42:21.688 --> 00:42:23.438 align:center
Let's talk about you.
00:42:24.813 --> 00:42:26.813 align:center
Dancing must be very...
00:42:27.938 --> 00:42:28.896 align:center
hard, right?
00:42:29.063 --> 00:42:29.938 align:center
So?
00:42:30.563 --> 00:42:33.230 align:center
Just because it's hard
doesn't mean you shouldn't do it.
00:42:34.063 --> 00:42:35.438 align:center
Life is hard.
00:42:35.938 --> 00:42:37.021 align:center
Dance is freedom.
00:42:37.688 --> 00:42:38.688 align:center
Oh, wow!
00:42:40.521 --> 00:42:41.438 align:center
What are you looking at?
00:42:41.938 --> 00:42:43.730 align:center
I just feel like, inside my stomach,
00:42:43.813 --> 00:42:45.688 align:center
loads of butterflies are flying around.
00:42:45.771 --> 00:42:46.938 align:center
- What?
- Shit.
00:42:49.521 --> 00:42:50.563 align:center
How about this...
00:42:50.646 --> 00:42:53.271 align:center
My heart, it sings a thousand words
00:42:53.396 --> 00:42:55.021 align:center
I feel eternal bliss
00:42:55.230 --> 00:42:56.771 align:center
No drop of rain
00:42:56.855 --> 00:42:58.355 align:center
No glowing flame
00:42:58.438 --> 00:43:01.438 align:center
Has ever been so pure!
00:43:01.521 --> 00:43:02.480 align:center
One minute, one minute.
00:43:02.563 --> 00:43:03.563 align:center
- Can feel--
- One minute.
00:43:03.646 --> 00:43:04.521 align:center
Stop.
00:43:04.896 --> 00:43:06.230 align:center
- Lagaan, right?
- Yes.
00:43:06.813 --> 00:43:08.063 align:center
Finally, I understood something.
00:43:10.896 --> 00:43:11.980 align:center
You're going soft, aren't you?
00:43:15.146 --> 00:43:16.021 align:center
You can.
00:43:16.730 --> 00:43:17.980 align:center
But you aren't the only one.
00:43:30.105 --> 00:43:31.855 align:center
Oh, God!
No, don't eat that.
00:43:44.938 --> 00:43:46.813 align:center
Bastard! Don't you have
a mother or sister at home?
00:43:47.438 --> 00:43:48.355 align:center
Oh!
00:43:51.230 --> 00:43:52.355 align:center
Sorry.
00:43:52.688 --> 00:43:53.771 align:center
No, no, it's fine.
00:43:55.605 --> 00:43:56.896 align:center
I really liked it.
00:43:56.980 --> 00:43:58.230 align:center
You know, I mean, you are strong,
00:43:58.313 --> 00:44:01.521 align:center
and your hand is small, but heavy.
00:44:01.605 --> 00:44:02.813 align:center
So well done, you.
00:44:03.021 --> 00:44:04.896 align:center
It was a reflex action.
00:44:05.688 --> 00:44:08.188 align:center
Can we try one more time?
00:44:08.771 --> 00:44:10.480 align:center
You may have to do it a couple of times.
00:44:10.813 --> 00:44:11.730 align:center
You have guts?
00:44:11.938 --> 00:44:12.813 align:center
I have guts.
00:44:16.980 --> 00:44:18.230 align:center
Good one, yeah.
00:45:48.188 --> 00:45:49.146 align:center
So listen,
00:45:49.313 --> 00:45:50.355 align:center
I really enjoyed that.
00:45:50.438 --> 00:45:52.980 align:center
I was thinking, maybe next time
I can cook for you?
00:45:53.063 --> 00:45:54.563 align:center
- Because this food is, well--
- Listen.
00:45:55.813 --> 00:45:56.813 align:center
I have to go.
00:45:56.896 --> 00:45:58.313 align:center
What? No.
You, you...
00:45:58.646 --> 00:45:59.521 align:center
But...
00:45:59.688 --> 00:46:00.563 align:center
I...
00:46:00.855 --> 00:46:02.688 align:center
These ladies!
00:46:04.271 --> 00:46:05.730 align:center
Can't live with them...
00:46:12.230 --> 00:46:13.105 align:center
Alright.
00:46:13.188 --> 00:46:14.938 align:center
Today, she...
00:46:16.563 --> 00:46:17.896 align:center
slapped me so many times.
00:46:18.313 --> 00:46:21.063 align:center
And then, without any explanation,
she just walked off.
00:46:21.396 --> 00:46:22.480 align:center
I feel like...
00:46:23.521 --> 00:46:24.646 align:center
A lady of the night.
00:46:25.188 --> 00:46:26.063 align:center
That too,
00:46:26.230 --> 00:46:27.105 align:center
a free one!
00:46:30.230 --> 00:46:32.230 align:center
I mean, I was going to say "foolish."
00:46:33.521 --> 00:46:34.730 align:center
I don't feel like "the wife."
00:46:34.813 --> 00:46:35.730 align:center
Happy, listen.
00:46:36.813 --> 00:46:37.688 align:center
I know
00:46:38.271 --> 00:46:39.813 align:center
our investigation
00:46:40.355 --> 00:46:41.521 align:center
is probably going to fail.
00:46:41.730 --> 00:46:42.605 align:center
Probably?
00:46:42.688 --> 00:46:43.563 align:center
Definitely.
00:46:45.396 --> 00:46:46.563 align:center
But whatever happens,
00:46:46.730 --> 00:46:47.896 align:center
we are having fun.
00:46:50.771 --> 00:46:52.688 align:center
I felt really lonely...
00:46:54.563 --> 00:46:55.855 align:center
but now I'm feeling happy...
00:46:58.438 --> 00:46:59.688 align:center
ever since you came to Panjor.
00:47:01.563 --> 00:47:02.438 align:center
Thank you, Happy.
00:47:06.105 --> 00:47:06.980 align:center
Geet.
00:47:08.355 --> 00:47:09.230 align:center
Listen.
00:47:12.230 --> 00:47:13.355 align:center
You are not alone.
00:47:15.563 --> 00:47:16.438 align:center
Alright?
00:47:19.730 --> 00:47:21.938 align:center
And your ears...
00:47:22.688 --> 00:47:24.188 align:center
They are so beautiful.
00:47:25.146 --> 00:47:27.063 align:center
Just like a king's ears--
00:47:27.146 --> 00:47:28.271 align:center
No, you've got all sleazy again.
00:47:28.355 --> 00:47:29.230 align:center
Goodnight, Geet.
00:47:29.480 --> 00:47:31.146 align:center
You put in salt.
And how much salt?
00:47:31.438 --> 00:47:32.896 align:center
Salt to taste.
00:47:33.063 --> 00:47:33.938 align:center
Gomez.
00:47:34.188 --> 00:47:35.063 align:center
Update, men.
00:47:35.355 --> 00:47:38.105 align:center
International Supermodel
Milind Morea's contract
00:47:38.230 --> 00:47:39.355 align:center
has been rejected by his manager.
00:47:39.980 --> 00:47:41.813 align:center
But we are sending a new version.
00:47:44.355 --> 00:47:45.855 align:center
This is the third contract, right?
00:47:46.188 --> 00:47:47.438 align:center
Bloody celebrities!
00:47:47.688 --> 00:47:50.021 align:center
- Yes, Peter?
- A foreigner came in and...
00:47:51.563 --> 00:47:52.980 align:center
was asking about her.
00:48:10.730 --> 00:48:12.230 align:center
You know what to do.
00:48:15.813 --> 00:48:17.646 align:center
It's a simple recipe.
00:48:17.813 --> 00:48:20.146 align:center
No, actually, life is simple.
00:48:20.271 --> 00:48:22.063 align:center
Food should be allowed
to be difficult at times, right?
00:48:22.188 --> 00:48:24.646 align:center
- Spicy.
- So, let's do one thing.
00:48:24.730 --> 00:48:25.980 align:center
I have taken some meat here.
00:48:26.188 --> 00:48:27.063 align:center
Nathan?
00:48:28.813 --> 00:48:29.896 align:center
You hungry?
00:48:32.563 --> 00:48:34.563 align:center
I mean, such a strong hand
00:48:34.938 --> 00:48:37.688 align:center
slapped me so many times
on the same cheek.
00:48:38.188 --> 00:48:39.438 align:center
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
00:48:41.188 --> 00:48:42.146 align:center
Namaste.
00:48:46.771 --> 00:48:48.146 align:center
Where is the house?
00:48:49.605 --> 00:48:50.563 align:center
Oh, yeah.
00:48:55.105 --> 00:48:56.730 align:center
Indian mattresses...
00:48:58.188 --> 00:48:59.688 align:center
are super body-fitting.
00:49:00.313 --> 00:49:01.188 align:center
Body
00:49:01.438 --> 00:49:02.396 align:center
poking?
00:49:02.605 --> 00:49:03.938 align:center
- What?!
- Move!
00:49:04.605 --> 00:49:05.480 align:center
Idiot!
00:49:09.813 --> 00:49:10.813 align:center
My mattress...
00:49:11.521 --> 00:49:12.646 align:center
is a man-tress?
00:49:13.271 --> 00:49:14.646 align:center
We've come from Mama.
00:49:16.188 --> 00:49:17.521 align:center
We've all come from a mama.
00:49:17.855 --> 00:49:18.730 align:center
No!
00:49:18.938 --> 00:49:19.938 align:center
Not that mama.
00:49:20.063 --> 00:49:21.355 align:center
We've come from "the" Mama.
00:49:21.771 --> 00:49:23.396 align:center
In Indian fighting, no punches.
00:49:23.646 --> 00:49:24.521 align:center
Only words.
00:49:24.646 --> 00:49:26.480 align:center
Words of insult
to the opposition's family.
00:49:26.938 --> 00:49:27.813 align:center
Thank you.
00:49:31.146 --> 00:49:33.021 align:center
- Your mother--
- You...
00:49:34.105 --> 00:49:35.063 align:center
One minute.
00:49:35.230 --> 00:49:36.396 align:center
- What?
- The Mama?
00:49:37.063 --> 00:49:37.938 align:center
Or
00:49:38.313 --> 00:49:39.355 align:center
my personal mom?
00:49:41.896 --> 00:49:43.563 align:center
I don't know, man.
Everyone's mama, I guess.
00:49:43.646 --> 00:49:45.396 align:center
Yeah.
It's quite a broad insult, right?
00:49:45.938 --> 00:49:47.730 align:center
- Thank you.
- What shall we do, Sailesh?
00:49:48.271 --> 00:49:49.188 align:center
Who's Sailesh?
00:49:49.438 --> 00:49:50.313 align:center
Beat him?
00:49:50.396 --> 00:49:52.105 align:center
- Are you Sailesh?
- Yes.
00:49:52.230 --> 00:49:53.938 align:center
Hey! Hang on!
00:49:55.771 --> 00:49:57.980 align:center
You guys are goons, right?
00:49:58.146 --> 00:49:59.063 align:center
So...
00:49:59.980 --> 00:50:03.230 align:center
all of you cannot attack at once.
00:50:03.605 --> 00:50:06.646 align:center
Rules of "Rohit Shetty Combat."
00:50:06.855 --> 00:50:08.063 align:center
One by one.
00:50:08.313 --> 00:50:10.063 align:center
One by one.
Yeah?
00:50:17.980 --> 00:50:19.438 align:center
- There's no rule like that.
- What?
00:50:22.855 --> 00:50:23.730 align:center
You--
00:50:23.813 --> 00:50:25.230 align:center
Oh, fuck my liver!
00:50:26.438 --> 00:50:27.313 align:center
Get him!
00:50:37.021 --> 00:50:37.938 align:center
Hey!
00:50:52.438 --> 00:50:53.438 align:center
What?
00:50:56.188 --> 00:50:57.313 align:center
Oh, I can't breathe.
00:50:58.105 --> 00:50:59.105 align:center
Peter.
00:51:00.021 --> 00:51:01.188 align:center
Peter, where are you?
00:51:02.480 --> 00:51:04.730 align:center
- Come with me. Hurry!
- Roxy? Hi.
00:51:06.646 --> 00:51:07.563 align:center
Shut it off!
00:51:16.230 --> 00:51:17.271 align:center
Happy, run!
00:51:17.355 --> 00:51:18.313 align:center
Where?
00:51:18.396 --> 00:51:19.563 align:center
R... Roxy?
00:51:19.980 --> 00:51:20.938 align:center
Hello?
00:51:21.021 --> 00:51:21.980 align:center
Roxy!
00:51:22.563 --> 00:51:24.146 align:center
Happy, jump from the window!
00:51:24.438 --> 00:51:26.313 align:center
I don't know-- What?
00:51:31.688 --> 00:51:33.480 align:center
Donkey's dick!
00:51:40.438 --> 00:51:41.313 align:center
Where is he?
00:51:44.688 --> 00:51:46.105 align:center
Happy, are you alive?
00:51:46.313 --> 00:51:49.230 align:center
You should have said which window!
00:51:49.605 --> 00:51:50.480 align:center
Are you okay?
00:51:55.521 --> 00:51:57.605 align:center
I think my tailbone is broken.
00:51:57.813 --> 00:51:59.646 align:center
Oh, I'm so happy I came here.
00:51:59.855 --> 00:52:00.730 align:center
Oh, hang on.
00:52:00.855 --> 00:52:01.730 align:center
Vomit...
00:52:05.105 --> 00:52:07.396 align:center
Come.
You owe me a new mask.
00:52:08.563 --> 00:52:10.271 align:center
You saved my life.
00:52:10.480 --> 00:52:11.521 align:center
My mum and dad
00:52:11.980 --> 00:52:12.980 align:center
passed away,
00:52:14.105 --> 00:52:15.813 align:center
and Geet has looked after me ever since.
00:52:16.938 --> 00:52:18.480 align:center
He paid my school fees too.
00:52:19.563 --> 00:52:21.313 align:center
He told me to protect you.
00:52:22.230 --> 00:52:23.563 align:center
Is this your house?
00:52:24.230 --> 00:52:25.730 align:center
You live alone here?
00:52:27.105 --> 00:52:28.063 align:center
Go to sleep.
00:52:30.980 --> 00:52:31.855 align:center
See.
00:52:32.146 --> 00:52:33.521 align:center
This is a good mattress.
00:52:33.730 --> 00:52:35.188 align:center
- Good night, Roxy.
- Good night, Happy.
00:52:47.188 --> 00:52:48.563 align:center
- You remember the story, right?
- Yes.
00:52:51.438 --> 00:52:52.313 align:center
Dickson,
00:52:52.688 --> 00:52:54.146 align:center
we are making vindaloo today.
00:52:54.230 --> 00:52:55.188 align:center
Yes, Mama.
00:52:55.980 --> 00:52:56.855 align:center
Gomez.
00:52:57.688 --> 00:52:58.563 align:center
Update, men.
00:52:58.730 --> 00:52:59.605 align:center
Mama,
00:52:59.688 --> 00:53:02.271 align:center
International Supermodel Milind Morea
has finally accepted our contract.
00:53:04.646 --> 00:53:05.688 align:center
Where is the foreigner?
00:53:07.396 --> 00:53:08.271 align:center
Mama,
00:53:08.646 --> 00:53:10.938 align:center
that foreigner turned into a superman.
00:53:11.105 --> 00:53:12.480 align:center
Yeah, Mama.
00:53:13.438 --> 00:53:14.688 align:center
He was really dangerous.
00:53:15.563 --> 00:53:17.396 align:center
First, he did a massive fart
in the entire room,
00:53:18.188 --> 00:53:19.730 align:center
then this demonic witch turned up.
00:53:20.563 --> 00:53:23.021 align:center
And beat us in the darkness.
00:53:25.688 --> 00:53:26.688 align:center
How many men were there, men?
00:53:27.855 --> 00:53:28.813 align:center
Us...
00:53:29.813 --> 00:53:30.688 align:center
four.
00:53:30.980 --> 00:53:31.896 align:center
And just him?
00:53:32.855 --> 00:53:34.105 align:center
Yes, just one.
00:53:35.021 --> 00:53:35.980 align:center
Plus, demonic witch!
00:53:47.521 --> 00:53:48.396 align:center
Cutlet?
00:53:51.230 --> 00:53:52.230 align:center
Then?
00:53:52.563 --> 00:53:54.230 align:center
Then they suddenly vanished.
00:53:54.771 --> 00:53:56.021 align:center
And then, we ran.
00:53:56.230 --> 00:53:57.313 align:center
- Yes.
- Yes.
00:54:00.521 --> 00:54:02.063 align:center
But, Mama, honestly--
00:54:02.146 --> 00:54:03.146 align:center
Who ran first?
00:54:22.730 --> 00:54:23.855 align:center
You must be hungry.
00:54:27.230 --> 00:54:28.105 align:center
Eat, men.
00:54:43.230 --> 00:54:44.146 align:center
Spice.
00:54:44.355 --> 00:54:47.230 align:center
Until there's no taste
of chili in Goan food,
00:54:47.313 --> 00:54:48.313 align:center
there's no fun, is there?
00:54:48.438 --> 00:54:49.313 align:center
Hello.
00:54:49.605 --> 00:54:50.480 align:center
How are you?
00:54:51.438 --> 00:54:52.438 align:center
Listen,
00:54:52.730 --> 00:54:55.105 align:center
our Plan B is now our Plan A.
00:55:02.813 --> 00:55:04.271 align:center
And naturally,
the spiciness will all combine.
00:55:08.605 --> 00:55:10.480 align:center
Now we'll add some
00:55:10.813 --> 00:55:13.438 align:center
salt to taste.
00:55:27.605 --> 00:55:29.730 align:center
Good morning, Agent Patel.
00:55:37.355 --> 00:55:38.230 align:center
Last night...
00:55:40.521 --> 00:55:41.438 align:center
did anything happen?
00:55:42.688 --> 00:55:43.688 align:center
I don't think so.
00:55:49.521 --> 00:55:50.980 align:center
These clothes aren't mine.
00:55:51.438 --> 00:55:54.105 align:center
Your clothes are on that chair over there.
00:55:55.271 --> 00:55:56.855 align:center
When I came in this morning,
I got you changed.
00:55:58.646 --> 00:55:59.646 align:center
Why, Geet?
00:55:59.980 --> 00:56:01.438 align:center
You looked sad.
00:56:05.063 --> 00:56:07.063 align:center
- Geet...
- Buckingham, your bird's here!
00:56:07.271 --> 00:56:08.271 align:center
What?
00:56:16.313 --> 00:56:17.188 align:center
Hey...
00:56:18.021 --> 00:56:18.896 align:center
Rupa.
00:56:19.146 --> 00:56:20.105 align:center
I went to your house.
00:56:21.188 --> 00:56:23.855 align:center
Your neighbor told me you got drunk
and came here last night.
00:56:25.855 --> 00:56:26.855 align:center
Are these your clothes?
00:56:27.605 --> 00:56:28.480 align:center
Yes.
00:56:28.813 --> 00:56:29.980 align:center
No, no.
00:56:30.105 --> 00:56:31.063 align:center
These...
00:56:32.396 --> 00:56:34.230 align:center
Apparently, I was looking sad...
00:56:35.438 --> 00:56:36.355 align:center
I don't know.
00:56:36.438 --> 00:56:37.313 align:center
Hi.
00:56:38.938 --> 00:56:39.813 align:center
Hi.
00:56:40.188 --> 00:56:41.063 align:center
Happy...
00:56:42.355 --> 00:56:43.396 align:center
I've really thought about it.
00:56:43.938 --> 00:56:44.813 align:center
Oh.
00:56:45.063 --> 00:56:46.188 align:center
About us.
00:56:46.688 --> 00:56:47.563 align:center
Oh.
00:56:47.771 --> 00:56:51.188 align:center
And... if you want to cook for me...
00:56:53.105 --> 00:56:54.188 align:center
then I wouldn't mind.
00:56:55.855 --> 00:56:56.730 align:center
Yes.
00:56:58.146 --> 00:57:01.313 align:center
Absolutely. I will make a feast for you.
00:57:05.646 --> 00:57:06.563 align:center
Rupa...
00:57:08.646 --> 00:57:09.563 align:center
I'm a spy.
00:57:11.188 --> 00:57:12.980 align:center
I'm in India on a mission
00:57:13.063 --> 00:57:14.605 align:center
to find a white girl.
00:57:14.855 --> 00:57:16.355 align:center
Not for me, just in general.
00:57:16.438 --> 00:57:19.063 align:center
And I can't find her.
00:57:20.480 --> 00:57:23.146 align:center
Pretty soon, I'm going to lose my job,
and I'll have to go back home--
00:57:23.230 --> 00:57:24.188 align:center
There is one idea.
00:57:24.396 --> 00:57:25.271 align:center
Listen.
00:57:25.355 --> 00:57:27.521 align:center
At Mama's, Mama's goons work.
00:57:27.605 --> 00:57:28.480 align:center
Your mother--
00:57:28.563 --> 00:57:29.855 align:center
Why don't we just follow them?
00:57:31.021 --> 00:57:32.605 align:center
Wherever Mama's is catering,
00:57:32.855 --> 00:57:34.271 align:center
Mama's goons will be there.
00:57:35.688 --> 00:57:36.938 align:center
She's a genius.
00:57:37.355 --> 00:57:38.355 align:center
It's common sense.
00:57:39.271 --> 00:57:41.563 align:center
I mean, she's 16, we can be nice.
00:57:41.688 --> 00:57:43.605 align:center
By the time I was 16,
I had four cases on me.
00:57:46.105 --> 00:57:47.105 align:center
What, like luggage?
00:57:47.188 --> 00:57:48.063 align:center
Look at this.
00:57:48.188 --> 00:57:49.771 align:center
There's an event invitation on Facebook.
00:57:50.271 --> 00:57:52.480 align:center
Mama sets up a stall
at every night market.
00:57:52.605 --> 00:57:54.146 align:center
Tomorrow night, I'm performing there.
00:57:54.938 --> 00:57:55.813 align:center
I will be there.
00:57:59.021 --> 00:58:00.188 align:center
So the plan is simple.
00:58:00.355 --> 00:58:02.896 align:center
Mama's goons will know
where Beatrice is being held.
00:58:03.063 --> 00:58:05.438 align:center
Geet, Happy, you put trackers
on the goons.
00:58:05.521 --> 00:58:06.396 align:center
And, Rupa,
00:58:06.480 --> 00:58:08.396 align:center
you create a distraction.
Copy?
00:58:08.688 --> 00:58:09.938 align:center
- Copy.
- Copy.
00:58:10.396 --> 00:58:11.271 align:center
Can't hear.
00:58:11.646 --> 00:58:12.605 align:center
You ready?
00:58:23.521 --> 00:58:24.480 align:center
Hello, friends.
00:58:24.896 --> 00:58:27.021 align:center
Welcome to the Panjor Night Market, man.
00:58:27.188 --> 00:58:28.563 align:center
For your entertainment,
00:58:28.771 --> 00:58:30.730 align:center
let's have a huge round of applause
00:58:30.980 --> 00:58:32.605 align:center
for Kashmir's Kali,
00:58:33.230 --> 00:58:34.688 align:center
Panjor's Pretty,
00:58:35.230 --> 00:58:36.855 align:center
Dancing Queen...
00:58:37.063 --> 00:58:38.938 align:center
Rupa!
00:58:47.063 --> 00:58:48.063 align:center
Happy.
00:58:48.896 --> 00:58:49.771 align:center
Happy?
00:58:50.146 --> 00:58:51.146 align:center
Happy, focus.
00:59:07.438 --> 00:59:08.646 align:center
Shut up! Shut up!
00:59:09.146 --> 00:59:11.813 align:center
Your booing makes
no difference to me, alright!
00:59:12.188 --> 00:59:14.146 align:center
The plan's failing,
the dancing shouldn't stop.
00:59:14.313 --> 00:59:16.271 align:center
Dance is freedom, freedom!
00:59:16.355 --> 00:59:17.230 align:center
Geet...
00:59:17.813 --> 00:59:19.271 align:center
We will have to distract everyone.
00:59:19.396 --> 00:59:21.438 align:center
If your moms had learned to move as much,
00:59:21.521 --> 00:59:23.355 align:center
you wouldn't have been born,
you fuckers!
00:59:25.230 --> 00:59:27.480 align:center
She just lay with your fat-ass dad!
00:59:27.688 --> 00:59:28.688 align:center
Oh shit, man.
00:59:28.896 --> 00:59:30.021 align:center
That's messed up.
00:59:30.688 --> 00:59:31.563 align:center
How much?
00:59:31.646 --> 00:59:33.980 align:center
So I'm introducing you to
the main act of the evening
00:59:34.188 --> 00:59:35.355 align:center
a little early.
00:59:35.438 --> 00:59:37.230 align:center
Let's have a huge round of applause
00:59:37.480 --> 00:59:39.146 align:center
for Ash King!
00:59:39.813 --> 00:59:41.855 align:center
Tell Ash King to sing his longest song.
00:59:42.938 --> 00:59:45.605 align:center
- It's lovely to be here in Panjor.
- Ash King...
00:59:46.896 --> 00:59:48.688 align:center
Today you have to sing
00:59:49.230 --> 00:59:50.938 align:center
your best song ever.
00:59:51.396 --> 00:59:52.938 align:center
Not the best, long!
00:59:55.480 --> 00:59:56.396 align:center
Alright.
00:59:57.396 --> 00:59:58.563 align:center
I'm going to have to touch her.
01:00:02.396 --> 01:00:03.980 align:center
Happy, what the hell are you doing?
01:00:04.188 --> 01:00:05.438 align:center
This is your plan?
01:02:12.563 --> 01:02:14.396 align:center
Do not disconnect.
I said, "Do not disconnect!"
01:02:45.813 --> 01:02:46.813 align:center
We've come from Mama's.
01:02:47.230 --> 01:02:49.313 align:center
I told you, man. We've all come
from a mother.
01:02:49.396 --> 01:02:50.313 align:center
This--
01:02:54.896 --> 01:02:56.896 align:center
MI7 will terminate you.
01:02:57.105 --> 01:02:58.771 align:center
Our investigation
01:02:59.105 --> 01:03:00.313 align:center
will probably fail.
01:03:00.396 --> 01:03:01.355 align:center
You're falling for me, right?
01:03:01.438 --> 01:03:02.646 align:center
Something's missing...
01:03:02.730 --> 01:03:04.480 align:center
You can still make it work.
01:03:04.605 --> 01:03:05.521 align:center
Take care.
01:03:21.480 --> 01:03:22.730 align:center
Excellent work, Rupa.
01:03:23.938 --> 01:03:25.021 align:center
Mama, what's going on?
01:03:29.855 --> 01:03:30.730 align:center
You two...
01:03:32.146 --> 01:03:33.105 align:center
Cutlet?
01:03:35.896 --> 01:03:37.688 align:center
One piece would be nice, right?
Thank you.
01:03:39.896 --> 01:03:41.605 align:center
You're right, I am feeling
a little peckish.
01:03:41.688 --> 01:03:42.855 align:center
But this is not the time!
01:03:44.021 --> 01:03:44.896 align:center
Excuse me...
01:03:46.188 --> 01:03:48.938 align:center
According to our investigative findings,
you are "M".
01:03:49.313 --> 01:03:51.980 align:center
The person who has kidnapped
Beatrice Fefferbaum.
01:03:52.188 --> 01:03:53.063 align:center
And...
01:03:53.188 --> 01:03:56.730 align:center
We have come here to find her.
01:03:56.813 --> 01:03:57.688 align:center
Dickhead...
01:03:59.021 --> 01:04:01.146 align:center
What do you think, I'm just going to
give it all up like that?
01:04:02.230 --> 01:04:03.146 align:center
First, you tell me.
01:04:03.771 --> 01:04:05.188 align:center
How would you like to die, man?
01:04:08.688 --> 01:04:09.563 align:center
Mama ji,
01:04:10.396 --> 01:04:12.688 align:center
Mama ji, you may as well
give us at least two pieces.
01:04:12.938 --> 01:04:14.355 align:center
He's definitely hungry.
01:04:14.438 --> 01:04:15.521 align:center
You know me so well.
01:04:15.605 --> 01:04:16.563 align:center
Shut up, both of you!
01:04:17.396 --> 01:04:19.105 align:center
Mama, you said, “Keep him busy,
01:04:19.230 --> 01:04:21.313 align:center
break his heart, and he'll be
disheartened and go home himself.”
01:04:24.646 --> 01:04:25.563 align:center
Rupa...
01:04:26.688 --> 01:04:29.771 align:center
A curry leaf in a hot pan has no idea
what is about to be cooked.
01:04:30.688 --> 01:04:31.896 align:center
You are the curry leaf.
01:04:33.021 --> 01:04:33.896 align:center
Profound.
01:04:34.438 --> 01:04:35.938 align:center
Oh! Very profound!
01:04:37.188 --> 01:04:38.188 align:center
I have an idea.
01:04:39.688 --> 01:04:41.855 align:center
I'm not going to kill you just like that.
01:04:42.105 --> 01:04:43.313 align:center
Let's have some fun first.
01:04:45.855 --> 01:04:47.063 align:center
She's got a--
01:04:47.146 --> 01:04:48.730 align:center
- Bell.
- Bell!
01:04:49.563 --> 01:04:50.438 align:center
Bell?
01:04:50.563 --> 01:04:51.438 align:center
I have no idea.
01:04:51.563 --> 01:04:53.146 align:center
Dickson, Rickson, Carlton...
01:04:55.063 --> 01:04:56.146 align:center
special torture.
01:05:01.605 --> 01:05:02.771 align:center
Alright, it's fine.
01:05:03.188 --> 01:05:05.355 align:center
MI7 gives us torture training.
01:05:05.730 --> 01:05:06.813 align:center
You can't break me.
01:05:07.063 --> 01:05:08.980 align:center
I've seen "Slumdog" three times.
01:05:11.271 --> 01:05:12.271 align:center
We shall see.
01:05:12.646 --> 01:05:13.521 align:center
Alright.
01:05:18.230 --> 01:05:20.271 align:center
My heart is melting
01:05:20.563 --> 01:05:22.563 align:center
My tears have hardened
01:05:22.771 --> 01:05:25.021 align:center
Love is my enemy
01:05:25.105 --> 01:05:26.980 align:center
Friends are my time
01:05:27.188 --> 01:05:29.438 align:center
My love
01:05:29.521 --> 01:05:31.730 align:center
My beloved
01:05:31.896 --> 01:05:34.188 align:center
My love
01:05:34.438 --> 01:05:36.188 align:center
My beloved
01:05:36.438 --> 01:05:38.230 align:center
My love
01:05:38.438 --> 01:05:39.355 align:center
My belov--
01:05:39.771 --> 01:05:42.646 align:center
I will meet you
01:05:42.980 --> 01:05:45.521 align:center
By the river bank
01:05:45.688 --> 01:05:48.230 align:center
I will meet you
01:05:48.855 --> 01:05:51.355 align:center
By the river bank
01:05:51.563 --> 01:05:54.230 align:center
Loneliness is my bottle
01:05:54.438 --> 01:05:56.646 align:center
The bottle is calling you
01:05:56.813 --> 01:05:57.855 align:center
Calling
01:05:57.938 --> 01:05:59.980 align:center
Loneliness is my bottle
01:06:00.063 --> 01:06:01.438 align:center
Alright, enough!
01:06:01.730 --> 01:06:02.980 align:center
Enough!
Enough!
01:06:03.063 --> 01:06:04.896 align:center
- Calling...
- Alright.
01:06:05.313 --> 01:06:06.480 align:center
What do you want?
01:06:06.646 --> 01:06:07.980 align:center
What?!
01:06:15.188 --> 01:06:17.605 align:center
What I want is already in front of me,
01:06:18.896 --> 01:06:19.980 align:center
Happy Patel.
01:06:20.896 --> 01:06:22.021 align:center
Oh!
01:06:22.563 --> 01:06:24.730 align:center
I waited my whole bloody life for this.
01:06:27.105 --> 01:06:30.146 align:center
It took a lot of time and research
to find you.
01:06:32.105 --> 01:06:33.438 align:center
And while looking,
01:06:33.521 --> 01:06:35.980 align:center
I stumbled across my new
business plan.
01:06:37.813 --> 01:06:39.271 align:center
But business on the side for now...
01:06:41.188 --> 01:06:43.730 align:center
Today I'm going to beat you so badly,
you will wish you were never born.
01:06:44.146 --> 01:06:45.021 align:center
No.
01:06:46.146 --> 01:06:47.521 align:center
- Mama.
- What?
01:06:52.896 --> 01:06:53.771 align:center
Happy?
01:06:55.313 --> 01:06:56.313 align:center
There's a problem...
01:06:56.771 --> 01:06:59.271 align:center
It's International Supermodel
Milind Morea's birthday.
01:06:59.438 --> 01:07:01.396 align:center
- He is saying he won't shoot the ad.
- Happy!
01:07:01.480 --> 01:07:02.396 align:center
Tell him,
01:07:02.521 --> 01:07:04.271 align:center
I'll make a strawberry cake for him.
01:07:04.938 --> 01:07:06.563 align:center
And I'll feed him with my own hands.
01:07:07.063 --> 01:07:08.855 align:center
- Celebrities these days!
- Happy...
01:07:12.063 --> 01:07:12.980 align:center
I'll just be back.
01:07:13.230 --> 01:07:14.105 align:center
Okay.
01:07:16.646 --> 01:07:17.521 align:center
Happy...
01:07:17.938 --> 01:07:18.813 align:center
Wake him up.
01:07:18.938 --> 01:07:19.896 align:center
How?
01:07:27.688 --> 01:07:28.688 align:center
Sandwich!
01:07:31.063 --> 01:07:32.188 align:center
My fin--
01:07:35.188 --> 01:07:36.355 align:center
- Happy...
- Listen.
01:07:40.855 --> 01:07:42.730 align:center
Do exactly as I say.
01:07:43.146 --> 01:07:44.730 align:center
It's the only way we'll be
able to get out of here.
01:07:45.188 --> 01:07:46.521 align:center
All--
01:07:46.771 --> 01:07:47.646 align:center
You shut up.
01:07:47.980 --> 01:07:49.188 align:center
You just shut up!
01:07:49.438 --> 01:07:50.563 align:center
Alright!
01:07:50.730 --> 01:07:51.605 align:center
You're a mule!
01:07:51.813 --> 01:07:52.730 align:center
Traitor!
01:07:54.688 --> 01:07:56.105 align:center
You have beaten us.
01:07:56.188 --> 01:07:57.063 align:center
Betrayed!
01:07:57.480 --> 01:07:58.355 align:center
From today,
01:07:58.480 --> 01:08:00.271 align:center
we are going to do whatever I say!
01:08:00.646 --> 01:08:01.521 align:center
Do--
01:08:01.605 --> 01:08:03.146 align:center
The last one was correct.
01:08:03.563 --> 01:08:04.771 align:center
When I give you the signal,
01:08:05.063 --> 01:08:05.938 align:center
we...
01:08:07.396 --> 01:08:09.563 align:center
will stand up and go to the door.
01:08:09.730 --> 01:08:10.605 align:center
Alright?
01:08:10.688 --> 01:08:11.771 align:center
With collective force,
01:08:12.063 --> 01:08:13.271 align:center
we'll break through the door.
01:08:14.188 --> 01:08:15.688 align:center
- What?
- She didn't hear a thing.
01:08:15.813 --> 01:08:17.480 align:center
Then you bloody tell her, man!
01:08:19.438 --> 01:08:20.646 align:center
He will give us a signal,
01:08:21.063 --> 01:08:22.438 align:center
then his thing will stand up.
01:08:22.896 --> 01:08:24.855 align:center
Then he'll shove it in the door,
01:08:25.271 --> 01:08:26.605 align:center
and his thing will break.
01:08:27.355 --> 01:08:28.771 align:center
What!
What's the point of that?
01:08:28.980 --> 01:08:30.313 align:center
The door is really strong.
01:08:30.605 --> 01:08:33.146 align:center
I'll cut the ropes
and hit both of them.
01:08:34.313 --> 01:08:35.271 align:center
She's saying
01:08:35.396 --> 01:08:36.855 align:center
your thing is really strong!
01:08:37.271 --> 01:08:38.771 align:center
She'll chop it off.
01:08:38.980 --> 01:08:40.230 align:center
And hit us with it!
01:08:40.313 --> 01:08:42.605 align:center
What? Here? Now? Why?
01:08:42.730 --> 01:08:43.938 align:center
I don't know.
01:08:44.313 --> 01:08:46.355 align:center
But when you both have sex,
01:08:46.980 --> 01:08:48.771 align:center
the world will have a tsunami.
01:08:48.855 --> 01:08:50.021 align:center
Oh God! Geet, you...
01:08:50.146 --> 01:08:51.355 align:center
Get me Papa's gun.
01:08:54.730 --> 01:08:56.146 align:center
You want Fefferbaum?
01:08:56.563 --> 01:08:57.980 align:center
You can take her and go.
01:08:59.563 --> 01:09:01.563 align:center
If you make it out of here alive!
01:09:04.021 --> 01:09:05.188 align:center
Any last words, man?
01:09:12.063 --> 01:09:13.313 align:center
Hello?
01:09:16.771 --> 01:09:17.646 align:center
Mama?
01:09:20.563 --> 01:09:21.438 align:center
Mama...
01:09:22.646 --> 01:09:24.146 align:center
Rupa, me too.
01:09:24.813 --> 01:09:26.188 align:center
Sorry, reflex action.
01:09:30.605 --> 01:09:31.480 align:center
Where is it?
01:09:31.605 --> 01:09:32.730 align:center
My finger!
01:09:35.021 --> 01:09:36.063 align:center
Where is it? Where is it?
01:09:36.146 --> 01:09:37.021 align:center
Where did it go?
01:09:37.105 --> 01:09:37.980 align:center
My finger!
01:09:38.063 --> 01:09:39.688 align:center
- Open, open!
- Geet, hurry.
01:09:40.980 --> 01:09:41.980 align:center
Happy, come on!
01:09:57.021 --> 01:09:57.896 align:center
No.
01:10:03.438 --> 01:10:04.396 align:center
That was...
01:10:08.188 --> 01:10:09.063 align:center
my...
01:10:10.938 --> 01:10:13.605 align:center
tasting finger!
01:11:02.230 --> 01:11:03.813 align:center
Oh, my balls!
01:11:05.646 --> 01:11:06.521 align:center
Happy...
01:11:06.980 --> 01:11:07.855 align:center
I'm fine.
01:11:07.938 --> 01:11:09.188 align:center
- Happy...
- I'm fine.
01:11:09.521 --> 01:11:10.646 align:center
- Here.
- Oh God...
01:11:11.271 --> 01:11:13.896 align:center
- Come on.
- How do you fix a finger?
01:11:16.230 --> 01:11:17.355 align:center
Happy.
01:11:18.438 --> 01:11:19.313 align:center
Roxy.
01:11:19.563 --> 01:11:20.688 align:center
What are you doing here?
01:11:20.813 --> 01:11:22.813 align:center
I've come to save you, Union Jack.
01:11:23.021 --> 01:11:24.855 align:center
First, I hacked the circuit system,
01:11:24.938 --> 01:11:27.230 align:center
then I installed my
automated fuse diffusion wire.
01:11:27.355 --> 01:11:28.646 align:center
That's it!
Light's out!
01:11:28.980 --> 01:11:31.063 align:center
Yeah, no, you're right.
I understood all of that.
01:11:31.896 --> 01:11:32.771 align:center
Happy...
01:11:33.313 --> 01:11:34.188 align:center
No!
01:11:34.855 --> 01:11:35.855 align:center
Traitor.
01:11:39.688 --> 01:11:40.563 align:center
Hey, man.
01:11:46.021 --> 01:11:47.396 align:center
Why are you fairer?
01:11:49.730 --> 01:11:51.563 align:center
What the hell is going on
with your skin, man?
01:11:52.146 --> 01:11:53.980 align:center
- Mama, pigmentation--
- Shut up!
01:11:58.063 --> 01:11:58.938 align:center
Hey,
01:11:59.063 --> 01:11:59.938 align:center
bounce!
01:12:04.396 --> 01:12:05.271 align:center
Find them.
01:12:05.688 --> 01:12:07.063 align:center
Yes, Mama. I'll go right now.
01:12:17.188 --> 01:12:18.063 align:center
But...
01:12:18.688 --> 01:12:19.563 align:center
Where shall I go to find them?
01:12:19.646 --> 01:12:20.688 align:center
I wasn't here when they left.
01:12:25.188 --> 01:12:26.063 align:center
Gomez?
01:12:26.730 --> 01:12:27.646 align:center
Gomez, please, bro.
01:12:27.855 --> 01:12:28.855 align:center
You just shot me, Gomez.
01:12:28.938 --> 01:12:29.813 align:center
Wait.
01:12:30.021 --> 01:12:31.396 align:center
Gomez, let's talk about it for one second.
01:12:33.396 --> 01:12:34.396 align:center
Not cool!
01:12:36.271 --> 01:12:37.646 align:center
Good morning, Wimbledon.
01:12:49.188 --> 01:12:50.188 align:center
Namaste.
01:12:52.605 --> 01:12:53.980 align:center
Who are you?
01:12:54.438 --> 01:12:55.396 align:center
Who are you?
01:12:55.938 --> 01:12:57.605 align:center
- What--
- You're Happy Patel.
01:12:58.230 --> 01:12:59.688 align:center
MI7 ‘s low-level agent.
01:13:00.105 --> 01:13:01.188 align:center
You're here undercover.
01:13:01.563 --> 01:13:04.063 align:center
Investigating Beatrice
Fefferbaum's kidnapping.
01:13:06.438 --> 01:13:07.313 align:center
And you?
01:13:07.438 --> 01:13:08.313 align:center
You're Roxy.
01:13:08.396 --> 01:13:09.271 align:center
From Panjor.
01:13:09.396 --> 01:13:10.980 align:center
An orphan girl with an IQ of 200.
01:13:12.688 --> 01:13:13.730 align:center
And you.
01:13:15.230 --> 01:13:16.105 align:center
You're Geet.
01:13:26.480 --> 01:13:27.688 align:center
You tricked us.
01:13:27.813 --> 01:13:29.188 align:center
Guys, I didn't trick anyone.
01:13:29.521 --> 01:13:30.480 align:center
- Fuck off!
- Fuck off!
01:13:30.563 --> 01:13:32.230 align:center
- Just saying.
- Rupa Kumar...
01:13:32.855 --> 01:13:34.355 align:center
choreographer and dancer.
01:13:35.146 --> 01:13:39.146 align:center
At a time, she charges
3400 plus GST per performance.
01:13:39.688 --> 01:13:41.980 align:center
Earlier, she was Mama's right hand.
01:13:42.313 --> 01:13:43.521 align:center
And now she works for C.I.S.S.
01:13:44.646 --> 01:13:48.105 align:center
Secret agent of the Confidential
Indian Secret Service.
01:13:52.521 --> 01:13:54.063 align:center
You're an agent, she's an agent.
01:13:54.188 --> 01:13:55.188 align:center
Your kid
01:13:55.313 --> 01:13:56.688 align:center
will definitely get an MBA.
01:13:59.396 --> 01:14:03.396 align:center
We have been observing
Mama's operation for five years.
01:14:03.938 --> 01:14:07.896 align:center
She took over her father's entire business
and expanded it.
01:14:08.313 --> 01:14:10.313 align:center
Now she has become the Don of Goa.
01:14:11.105 --> 01:14:12.980 align:center
To get close to her,
01:14:13.688 --> 01:14:15.313 align:center
we recruited Rupa.
01:14:16.813 --> 01:14:18.438 align:center
I had to trap you.
01:14:18.730 --> 01:14:20.313 align:center
Or I would have blown my own cover.
01:14:20.730 --> 01:14:23.355 align:center
We know that Mama
is planning something big.
01:14:23.521 --> 01:14:25.521 align:center
And we need to find out what that is,
01:14:25.855 --> 01:14:27.021 align:center
and stop it.
01:14:27.355 --> 01:14:29.605 align:center
Hang on,
I can help you with all of this.
01:14:29.688 --> 01:14:30.563 align:center
Absolutely not!
01:14:30.646 --> 01:14:31.896 align:center
You're not qualified.
01:14:32.063 --> 01:14:34.730 align:center
You fucked up our entire operation.
Almost.
01:14:34.813 --> 01:14:36.480 align:center
Look, I have information.
01:14:36.563 --> 01:14:38.146 align:center
- Information?
- Information.
01:14:38.313 --> 01:14:39.480 align:center
What type of information?
01:14:39.563 --> 01:14:40.730 align:center
Informative type of information.
01:14:40.813 --> 01:14:42.813 align:center
What other type of information is there?
What the fu--
01:14:42.896 --> 01:14:43.855 align:center
Listen, alright.
01:14:43.938 --> 01:14:46.521 align:center
I saw outside of Mama's house
01:14:46.605 --> 01:14:48.855 align:center
AG Packerwal, with boxes.
01:14:48.938 --> 01:14:49.813 align:center
- Hey, bounce!
- Alright?
01:14:49.938 --> 01:14:50.980 align:center
I think
01:14:51.146 --> 01:14:53.813 align:center
there's something going on inside
AG Packerwal's warehouse.
01:14:54.105 --> 01:14:55.230 align:center
I'm not the wife!
01:14:58.188 --> 01:14:59.063 align:center
One minute.
01:15:02.396 --> 01:15:04.813 align:center
- What do you think?
- Seems fine.
01:15:04.896 --> 01:15:06.355 align:center
I don't know.
01:15:06.605 --> 01:15:09.980 align:center
- I don't think he is lying.
- It's risky, but alright.
01:15:10.313 --> 01:15:11.730 align:center
We should also say something.
01:15:13.563 --> 01:15:14.730 align:center
I don't have anything to say.
01:15:14.813 --> 01:15:16.063 align:center
- Agent Patel.
- Yes?
01:15:16.563 --> 01:15:18.480 align:center
Do you agree to collaborate
with our agency?
01:15:20.188 --> 01:15:21.063 align:center
Yes.
01:15:22.063 --> 01:15:24.230 align:center
- Yes!
- Hey, kids are not allowed!
01:15:27.355 --> 01:15:28.230 align:center
Excuse me?
01:15:28.396 --> 01:15:29.271 align:center
Good luck.
01:15:29.355 --> 01:15:33.063 align:center
We'll raid AG Packerwal's warehouse
tomorrow night.
01:15:33.313 --> 01:15:34.188 align:center
Yeah.
01:15:35.105 --> 01:15:36.188 align:center
Collaboration.
01:15:36.563 --> 01:15:37.438 align:center
You
01:15:37.605 --> 01:15:38.480 align:center
and us,
01:15:38.563 --> 01:15:39.438 align:center
and backup
01:15:39.521 --> 01:15:40.438 align:center
- as one.
- No!
01:15:40.938 --> 01:15:41.896 align:center
Just us.
01:15:42.063 --> 01:15:42.938 align:center
Fuck the what?
01:15:43.063 --> 01:15:43.938 align:center
Us.
01:15:44.313 --> 01:15:45.855 align:center
Who's that? I--
01:15:46.146 --> 01:15:47.063 align:center
Hey!
01:15:50.730 --> 01:15:51.605 align:center
Don't try to act over smart.
01:15:51.688 --> 01:15:52.646 align:center
This is our area.
01:15:53.563 --> 01:15:54.563 align:center
Dear diary,
01:15:55.105 --> 01:15:56.188 align:center
"M" is Mama.
01:15:56.771 --> 01:15:58.146 align:center
But who's Apan?
01:15:58.646 --> 01:16:00.021 align:center
And why are we fucking--
01:16:05.271 --> 01:16:06.188 align:center
You?
01:16:06.813 --> 01:16:08.105 align:center
I couldn't sleep.
01:16:08.938 --> 01:16:09.938 align:center
Drink?
01:16:10.813 --> 01:16:12.938 align:center
I worked for Mama for five years.
01:16:14.438 --> 01:16:16.438 align:center
If I had given her up to CISS,
01:16:16.563 --> 01:16:18.896 align:center
they would have cleaned my entire record.
01:16:21.813 --> 01:16:22.980 align:center
That's why I dance.
01:16:24.438 --> 01:16:25.855 align:center
Because when I dance,
01:16:25.938 --> 01:16:28.521 align:center
I don't feel like one of Mama's puppets.
01:16:34.313 --> 01:16:36.646 align:center
I failed the MI7 exam five times.
01:16:39.355 --> 01:16:40.480 align:center
Seven times.
01:16:43.896 --> 01:16:44.896 align:center
My dads
01:16:45.188 --> 01:16:46.688 align:center
are amazing agents.
01:16:47.563 --> 01:16:48.896 align:center
And when I cook,
01:16:53.063 --> 01:16:54.688 align:center
it helps me forget...
01:16:56.021 --> 01:16:56.896 align:center
that I'm not as good as them.
01:16:58.146 --> 01:17:00.313 align:center
That was a nostalgic composition.
01:17:00.646 --> 01:17:02.188 align:center
Hero-Heroine's backstory.
01:17:02.521 --> 01:17:03.896 align:center
Our next song.
01:17:04.063 --> 01:17:05.938 align:center
Chemistry and Marathi rap.
01:17:07.938 --> 01:17:10.230 align:center
You're not a bad agent at all.
01:17:15.438 --> 01:17:16.813 align:center
And I love
01:17:17.813 --> 01:17:19.063 align:center
the way you dance.
01:17:40.563 --> 01:17:41.438 align:center
Alright.
01:17:42.188 --> 01:17:43.396 align:center
Complete silence.
01:17:44.146 --> 01:17:45.521 align:center
This is... a wall!
01:17:45.938 --> 01:17:47.813 align:center
- Hey! Over here!
- Where are we? Oh!
01:17:49.438 --> 01:17:50.313 align:center
Sorry.
01:17:53.230 --> 01:17:54.105 align:center
Happy,
01:17:54.188 --> 01:17:55.063 align:center
I have an idea.
01:17:55.188 --> 01:17:56.605 align:center
We need a diversion.
01:17:56.730 --> 01:17:58.396 align:center
Mama has kidnapped a bunch of people
and kept them here.
01:17:58.563 --> 01:17:59.688 align:center
I'll go and set them free.
01:17:59.896 --> 01:18:01.105 align:center
Then I'll signal you.
01:18:01.188 --> 01:18:02.063 align:center
Then you save them all.
01:18:02.771 --> 01:18:04.063 align:center
Yeah.
01:18:04.646 --> 01:18:05.521 align:center
Good luck.
01:18:15.646 --> 01:18:16.605 align:center
Alright.
01:18:17.438 --> 01:18:18.730 align:center
- Will it explode?
- It will, man.
01:18:18.813 --> 01:18:20.355 align:center
Are you sure it will explode? When?
01:18:21.021 --> 01:18:21.896 align:center
I don't know. Three...
01:18:22.105 --> 01:18:22.980 align:center
Two...
01:18:23.438 --> 01:18:24.563 align:center
Oh, bang!
01:18:40.855 --> 01:18:42.188 align:center
Who are they?
01:18:42.605 --> 01:18:43.521 align:center
Not now, Geet.
01:18:44.605 --> 01:18:46.521 align:center
Agent Patel, use your training!
01:18:54.438 --> 01:18:55.313 align:center
What's this?
01:18:56.521 --> 01:18:57.480 align:center
Singham!
01:18:57.563 --> 01:18:59.563 align:center
Singham had a gun!
01:19:00.230 --> 01:19:01.188 align:center
What?
01:19:06.771 --> 01:19:08.396 align:center
Rupa! Rupa, are you alright?
01:19:08.646 --> 01:19:09.563 align:center
Geet.
01:19:09.771 --> 01:19:11.063 align:center
Hey, what are you doing here?
01:19:11.313 --> 01:19:12.938 align:center
Mamareal sent me an endorsement deal.
01:19:13.188 --> 01:19:14.813 align:center
I didn't read the fine print properly...
01:19:15.105 --> 01:19:16.396 align:center
kidnapping was mentioned in it.
01:19:20.813 --> 01:19:22.313 align:center
International...
01:19:22.396 --> 01:19:23.688 align:center
- Supermodel...
- Supermodel...
01:19:24.146 --> 01:19:25.105 align:center
- Milind...
- Milind...
01:19:29.938 --> 01:19:30.896 align:center
Morea!
01:19:31.480 --> 01:19:32.396 align:center
Who's that?
01:19:45.105 --> 01:19:45.980 align:center
Oh!
01:19:46.063 --> 01:19:47.230 align:center
Oh God.
01:19:52.938 --> 01:19:53.813 align:center
Alright...
01:19:55.438 --> 01:19:56.355 align:center
Oh shit!
01:20:15.521 --> 01:20:16.563 align:center
You twist.
01:20:17.230 --> 01:20:18.230 align:center
Oh.
01:20:26.480 --> 01:20:29.438 align:center
You stop it! Stop what you're--
01:21:06.188 --> 01:21:08.563 align:center
Milind sir, can you help the others?
01:21:09.980 --> 01:21:10.938 align:center
Sorry.
01:21:11.855 --> 01:21:13.105 align:center
I have a facial booked today.
01:21:15.688 --> 01:21:17.146 align:center
Makes sense.
01:21:19.730 --> 01:21:20.813 align:center
Geet...
01:21:21.146 --> 01:21:22.021 align:center
Throw the bottle!
01:21:22.146 --> 01:21:23.063 align:center
Smash that glass!
01:21:30.146 --> 01:21:31.896 align:center
Ms. Fefferbaum...
01:21:32.521 --> 01:21:34.313 align:center
His Majesty's, I'm here...
01:21:35.938 --> 01:21:36.855 align:center
I'm fine.
01:21:38.646 --> 01:21:39.521 align:center
I'm...
01:21:41.146 --> 01:21:42.646 align:center
Here to...
01:21:42.980 --> 01:21:44.438 align:center
rescue you...
01:21:45.855 --> 01:21:46.730 align:center
Oh!
01:21:49.188 --> 01:21:50.688 align:center
I can walk, you know.
01:21:51.105 --> 01:21:52.813 align:center
- I'm actually fine, you know.
- This is the mission!
01:22:02.563 --> 01:22:04.396 align:center
Hey, why isn't Mama here?
01:22:04.688 --> 01:22:05.646 align:center
- Are you alright?
- Yes.
01:22:05.730 --> 01:22:07.605 align:center
You completely wasted our time.
01:22:08.021 --> 01:22:09.396 align:center
You have no idea what I have been through.
01:22:09.813 --> 01:22:10.730 align:center
I know someone will come.
01:22:10.813 --> 01:22:12.480 align:center
You were the one who gave
this information, Agent Kumar.
01:22:12.688 --> 01:22:14.146 align:center
You got some explaining to do. Come on.
01:22:14.271 --> 01:22:15.980 align:center
You told us Mama would be here
in the warehouse.
01:22:16.063 --> 01:22:17.188 align:center
- Oh God.
- You lied.
01:22:17.438 --> 01:22:20.271 align:center
If you are handing out
kisses to everyone, then...
01:22:20.938 --> 01:22:22.146 align:center
I also rescue.
01:22:23.146 --> 01:22:24.021 align:center
Agent Mole.
01:22:24.105 --> 01:22:25.730 align:center
Operation Homecoming is a success.
01:22:25.855 --> 01:22:27.063 align:center
It's not a success.
01:22:27.438 --> 01:22:28.605 align:center
You've gone viral.
01:22:28.813 --> 01:22:29.813 align:center
I feel fine.
01:22:29.938 --> 01:22:31.605 align:center
The extraction ship is on the way.
01:22:31.896 --> 01:22:33.480 align:center
Ms. Fefferbaum is coming home.
01:22:33.688 --> 01:22:34.563 align:center
No, sir. You--
01:22:34.646 --> 01:22:37.896 align:center
But your identity has been
compromised on the internet.
01:22:37.980 --> 01:22:39.980 align:center
- What?
- This conversation never happened.
01:22:40.438 --> 01:22:41.521 align:center
Shit, alright.
01:22:41.646 --> 01:22:42.521 align:center
Geet,
01:22:42.605 --> 01:22:43.855 align:center
I'm going to Abonda.
01:22:45.730 --> 01:22:46.730 align:center
Check on Roxy.
01:22:46.980 --> 01:22:48.730 align:center
Yeah, but I can drop you in a taxi.
01:22:48.813 --> 01:22:49.938 align:center
- On the way.
- This is the mission!
01:22:51.355 --> 01:22:52.605 align:center
Or I could walk.
01:22:52.688 --> 01:22:54.313 align:center
No. Not on my watch, ma'am.
01:22:56.938 --> 01:22:59.730 align:center
Let's do one thing, we have
this meat with us.
01:22:59.813 --> 01:23:01.271 align:center
And with this meat...
01:23:01.438 --> 01:23:03.355 align:center
Mama, Happy and some police officers came,
01:23:03.480 --> 01:23:06.896 align:center
destroyed the warehouse,
and the white girl ran away too, Mama.
01:23:21.230 --> 01:23:22.771 align:center
We have brought you a small message
01:23:23.646 --> 01:23:24.605 align:center
from Mama.
01:23:39.355 --> 01:23:40.271 align:center
Are you okay?
01:23:41.063 --> 01:23:42.313 align:center
I'm fine. Are you okay?
01:23:42.396 --> 01:23:45.271 align:center
Again... my tailbone has been broken!
01:23:46.521 --> 01:23:47.813 align:center
I told you I could walk.
01:23:47.896 --> 01:23:49.021 align:center
This is the mission!
01:23:50.021 --> 01:23:51.021 align:center
Bye, Happy!
01:23:51.438 --> 01:23:52.313 align:center
Good luck!
01:23:52.563 --> 01:23:53.563 align:center
Thank you, guest.
01:24:15.021 --> 01:24:15.938 align:center
Are you okay?
01:24:16.438 --> 01:24:17.896 align:center
I'm fine, Fish n Chips.
01:24:20.105 --> 01:24:21.230 align:center
Oh, Geet, thank you.
01:24:21.896 --> 01:24:24.188 align:center
Happy, Mama's goons showed up.
01:24:25.188 --> 01:24:26.438 align:center
I saw them and hid.
01:24:27.730 --> 01:24:28.688 align:center
But...
01:24:29.313 --> 01:24:30.480 align:center
this was something else.
01:24:30.938 --> 01:24:33.771 align:center
I mean, all these years,
we've seen Mama's vengeance.
01:24:34.271 --> 01:24:35.980 align:center
This was something different.
01:24:40.938 --> 01:24:41.980 align:center
I'm sorry.
01:24:42.896 --> 01:24:44.271 align:center
But you are screwed.
01:24:46.730 --> 01:24:48.396 align:center
Three thousand views on this.
01:24:49.313 --> 01:24:50.688 align:center
And that's viral?
01:24:50.855 --> 01:24:51.938 align:center
Panjor viral.
01:24:52.230 --> 01:24:53.105 align:center
Oh.
01:24:57.563 --> 01:24:58.438 align:center
British.
01:24:58.521 --> 01:25:00.646 align:center
The British have stolen so much from us.
01:25:00.730 --> 01:25:01.605 align:center
Kohinoor Diamond,
01:25:01.688 --> 01:25:03.563 align:center
chicken tikka masala,
King Ko Lee.
01:25:03.688 --> 01:25:05.688 align:center
And in return, all they have given us is
01:25:05.896 --> 01:25:07.271 align:center
lust for fair skin!
01:25:07.480 --> 01:25:09.313 align:center
Lust for applying IMUMI creams!
01:25:09.563 --> 01:25:10.563 align:center
But did you know,
01:25:10.646 --> 01:25:13.646 align:center
buying IMUMI creams
only benefits the Brits?
01:25:13.855 --> 01:25:15.521 align:center
And to hide this information,
01:25:15.688 --> 01:25:17.855 align:center
they have now sent someone
to infiltrate us
01:25:17.938 --> 01:25:21.480 align:center
who looks like us, but is fully British!
01:25:21.688 --> 01:25:25.146 align:center
He's not our friend. He is a British pawn!
01:25:25.730 --> 01:25:27.355 align:center
That's why, Forget IMUMI.
01:25:27.563 --> 01:25:29.355 align:center
And use only homegrown desi
01:25:29.438 --> 01:25:31.105 align:center
Mamareal Fairness Cream.
01:25:31.438 --> 01:25:33.355 align:center
The need to become white will continue,
01:25:33.438 --> 01:25:35.146 align:center
but the benefit will be only Mama...
01:25:35.230 --> 01:25:36.938 align:center
I mean, India's.
01:25:44.605 --> 01:25:46.313 align:center
Did you know about this IMUMI stuff?
01:25:51.271 --> 01:25:52.146 align:center
Yes.
01:25:54.105 --> 01:25:55.855 align:center
I'm so sorry, I just...
01:25:56.813 --> 01:25:58.771 align:center
I was told that a girl's life was...
01:25:59.021 --> 01:26:00.188 align:center
on the line.
01:26:01.938 --> 01:26:03.271 align:center
And I was dying to be an agent.
01:26:05.271 --> 01:26:06.355 align:center
Just like my dads.
01:26:09.063 --> 01:26:11.021 align:center
Are you still dying to be an agent?
01:26:13.230 --> 01:26:14.105 align:center
No.
01:26:15.938 --> 01:26:17.355 align:center
I want to be a friend now, Geet.
01:26:20.313 --> 01:26:22.521 align:center
Panjor is not going to want
to be your friend.
01:26:55.188 --> 01:26:57.063 align:center
Tonight at 8:00 p.m.,
01:26:57.771 --> 01:26:59.980 align:center
give up Happy Patel.
01:27:00.688 --> 01:27:02.605 align:center
Or the whole of Goa will be on fire.
01:27:13.688 --> 01:27:14.563 align:center
Oh...
01:27:25.938 --> 01:27:26.813 align:center
Oh,
01:27:26.938 --> 01:27:27.813 align:center
thank you.
01:27:29.563 --> 01:27:30.438 align:center
Thank you.
01:27:34.105 --> 01:27:34.980 align:center
Oh God.
01:27:35.521 --> 01:27:36.396 align:center
This coffee is--
01:27:36.563 --> 01:27:37.813 align:center
It's last time's order.
01:27:41.021 --> 01:27:42.105 align:center
From five days ago?
01:27:42.896 --> 01:27:43.896 align:center
Yeah.
01:27:46.855 --> 01:27:47.730 align:center
Things...
01:27:48.438 --> 01:27:49.521 align:center
Cool down.
01:27:50.855 --> 01:27:53.563 align:center
The whole of Panjor is
a little hot right now.
01:27:56.230 --> 01:27:57.230 align:center
It will cool down.
01:28:00.688 --> 01:28:01.813 align:center
How do you know?
01:28:04.313 --> 01:28:06.855 align:center
In India, old people know everything.
01:28:07.605 --> 01:28:09.230 align:center
But I'm not Indian, am I?
01:28:09.313 --> 01:28:10.563 align:center
Why do you think that?
01:28:12.813 --> 01:28:13.813 align:center
I failed.
01:28:15.688 --> 01:28:17.063 align:center
I wasn't able to fit in.
01:28:34.730 --> 01:28:35.688 align:center
Happy...
01:28:37.730 --> 01:28:39.980 align:center
you have to be yourself.
01:28:40.480 --> 01:28:41.480 align:center
And then,
01:28:42.563 --> 01:28:43.688 align:center
you will be Indian.
01:28:56.355 --> 01:28:58.355 align:center
Thanks, old man.
01:29:01.688 --> 01:29:04.313 align:center
You should be an influencer.
01:29:06.188 --> 01:29:08.855 align:center
I already have an OnlyFan page.
01:29:11.480 --> 01:29:12.480 align:center
Oh.
01:29:18.355 --> 01:29:20.438 align:center
I don't know what's going to happen
after today.
01:29:22.063 --> 01:29:22.938 align:center
Probably,
01:29:23.688 --> 01:29:25.313 align:center
Mama will kill me.
01:29:29.771 --> 01:29:30.688 align:center
Definitely.
01:29:32.980 --> 01:29:34.063 align:center
A man...
01:29:34.980 --> 01:29:35.980 align:center
what is a man?
01:29:36.980 --> 01:29:37.855 align:center
Just...
01:29:39.313 --> 01:29:40.188 align:center
a fucker...
01:29:42.480 --> 01:29:43.480 align:center
I am a fucker.
01:29:45.813 --> 01:29:46.688 align:center
You...
01:29:48.063 --> 01:29:49.313 align:center
are fuckers.
01:29:50.188 --> 01:29:51.396 align:center
We are all...
01:29:53.855 --> 01:29:54.730 align:center
Fuckers!
01:29:55.521 --> 01:29:56.396 align:center
Right?
01:29:58.480 --> 01:29:59.355 align:center
When a...
01:29:59.813 --> 01:30:01.063 align:center
small fucker...
01:30:03.521 --> 01:30:04.813 align:center
flies into the sky.
01:30:06.730 --> 01:30:08.105 align:center
Flying is its job.
01:30:10.063 --> 01:30:11.271 align:center
I want to fly.
01:30:13.438 --> 01:30:14.438 align:center
With all
01:30:14.563 --> 01:30:15.605 align:center
you fuckers.
01:30:15.980 --> 01:30:16.855 align:center
Birds?
01:30:17.646 --> 01:30:18.521 align:center
Yes.
01:30:20.438 --> 01:30:21.813 align:center
My dads are foreigners.
01:30:24.313 --> 01:30:25.438 align:center
But I have...
01:30:27.271 --> 01:30:28.563 align:center
my mother's eyes.
01:30:29.063 --> 01:30:30.230 align:center
Mother's eyes.
01:30:31.063 --> 01:30:32.188 align:center
I am Indian.
01:30:36.688 --> 01:30:38.938 align:center
And I feel it for the first time.
01:30:40.063 --> 01:30:41.188 align:center
Inside my heart.
01:30:48.230 --> 01:30:49.105 align:center
And...
01:30:50.438 --> 01:30:51.438 align:center
this heart...
01:30:54.563 --> 01:30:55.438 align:center
only...
01:30:57.188 --> 01:30:59.521 align:center
beats...
01:30:59.980 --> 01:31:00.855 align:center
for you.
01:31:02.771 --> 01:31:03.646 align:center
Rupa.
01:31:06.188 --> 01:31:07.688 align:center
I love you.
01:31:10.938 --> 01:31:11.980 align:center
He means you.
01:31:13.563 --> 01:31:14.730 align:center
I know.
01:31:20.230 --> 01:31:21.521 align:center
Happy,
01:31:23.896 --> 01:31:25.438 align:center
I love you, too.
01:31:29.230 --> 01:31:30.105 align:center
Nice.
01:31:54.063 --> 01:31:55.646 align:center
We have to do
something about this.
01:31:55.980 --> 01:31:56.980 align:center
I know.
01:31:59.563 --> 01:32:00.438 align:center
Guys,
01:32:00.521 --> 01:32:02.396 align:center
I've got a really bad idea.
01:32:24.105 --> 01:32:25.313 align:center
Village people!
01:32:26.688 --> 01:32:27.563 align:center
Are you mad or what?!
01:32:27.646 --> 01:32:28.521 align:center
This is Goa, man!
01:32:28.605 --> 01:32:29.521 align:center
Right. Sorry.
01:32:30.188 --> 01:32:31.313 align:center
People of Goa!
01:32:31.563 --> 01:32:32.438 align:center
Correct.
01:32:32.521 --> 01:32:34.063 align:center
People of Panjor!
01:32:34.938 --> 01:32:35.813 align:center
And...
01:32:36.563 --> 01:32:39.605 align:center
people of the Greater Panjor area.
01:32:41.313 --> 01:32:44.230 align:center
For years, you have lived in fear of Mama.
01:32:45.563 --> 01:32:46.563 align:center
I'm tired.
01:32:47.355 --> 01:32:48.355 align:center
And I know...
01:32:48.813 --> 01:32:49.980 align:center
You are tired as well.
01:32:50.563 --> 01:32:51.563 align:center
I'm saying,
01:32:52.063 --> 01:32:52.938 align:center
today...
01:32:54.063 --> 01:32:56.230 align:center
We have a chance
01:32:58.313 --> 01:32:59.646 align:center
to defeat Mama.
01:33:01.313 --> 01:33:02.271 align:center
If you
01:33:02.855 --> 01:33:03.730 align:center
and I
01:33:03.896 --> 01:33:05.605 align:center
fight together
01:33:06.438 --> 01:33:07.438 align:center
as allies.
01:33:07.771 --> 01:33:09.230 align:center
But why should we take
your word for it?
01:33:09.730 --> 01:33:10.688 align:center
Good question.
01:33:11.521 --> 01:33:13.271 align:center
Because I, just like you,
01:33:13.355 --> 01:33:15.105 align:center
am a simple man.
01:33:15.188 --> 01:33:16.771 align:center
There is nothing bigger than that.
01:33:16.855 --> 01:33:19.313 align:center
But Mama has killed
simple men like you before.
01:33:19.563 --> 01:33:20.896 align:center
You are really negative, you know that.
01:33:20.980 --> 01:33:23.188 align:center
I'm not sure what happened
in your childhood.
01:33:23.271 --> 01:33:24.188 align:center
Just speaking facts.
01:33:24.313 --> 01:33:25.480 align:center
Alright, shit!
01:33:25.563 --> 01:33:26.480 align:center
Oh...
01:33:27.438 --> 01:33:28.730 align:center
Seventy minutes!
01:33:29.188 --> 01:33:30.063 align:center
Right
01:33:30.896 --> 01:33:32.688 align:center
Seventy minutes is all you have!
01:33:32.813 --> 01:33:33.771 align:center
Why? What's happening at 9:30 p.m.?
01:33:33.938 --> 01:33:35.646 align:center
Oh, lid of fuck! This is not...
01:33:35.730 --> 01:33:36.855 align:center
Oh, man!
01:33:37.271 --> 01:33:38.146 align:center
Wait.
01:33:38.563 --> 01:33:39.438 align:center
Listen,
01:33:39.605 --> 01:33:41.771 align:center
we have all become Mama's enemy now.
01:33:43.230 --> 01:33:44.771 align:center
Today she's asking for Happy.
01:33:45.146 --> 01:33:46.396 align:center
Who is she going to ask for tomorrow?
01:33:46.521 --> 01:33:47.396 align:center
You?
01:33:47.480 --> 01:33:48.438 align:center
Your family?
01:33:48.521 --> 01:33:49.980 align:center
How much more is she going to
extort us for?
01:33:50.105 --> 01:33:51.688 align:center
The extortion will keep rising.
01:33:52.105 --> 01:33:53.021 align:center
Will you be able to pay?
01:33:53.313 --> 01:33:54.563 align:center
For how long?
01:33:54.813 --> 01:33:56.938 align:center
It's his fault, I know.
01:33:57.896 --> 01:34:01.271 align:center
He's an idiot, childlike bastard!
01:34:01.438 --> 01:34:03.021 align:center
Beautiful ears, too...
01:34:03.521 --> 01:34:04.646 align:center
That's true.
01:34:04.938 --> 01:34:06.521 align:center
But I believe in him.
01:34:13.188 --> 01:34:16.813 align:center
Today, Happy Patel is banging a new beat.
01:34:17.563 --> 01:34:18.938 align:center
Can you hear it?
01:34:26.063 --> 01:34:28.438 align:center
So, now you are either with Mama
01:34:29.063 --> 01:34:29.980 align:center
or with us.
01:34:30.855 --> 01:34:32.605 align:center
But either way, we will dance.
01:35:28.438 --> 01:35:29.313 align:center
Patel?
01:35:33.230 --> 01:35:34.105 align:center
Panjor.
01:35:44.688 --> 01:35:46.188 align:center
Mama, it's a large crowd.
01:35:47.771 --> 01:35:49.063 align:center
If we kill everyone...
01:35:49.313 --> 01:35:50.271 align:center
Who will pay us?
01:35:57.188 --> 01:35:58.646 align:center
- Panjor!
- Panjor!
01:36:01.313 --> 01:36:02.605 align:center
- Panjor!
- Panjor!
01:36:06.646 --> 01:36:08.563 align:center
- Panjor!
- Panjor!
01:36:09.605 --> 01:36:11.230 align:center
Guys, we all know where we are, right?
01:36:11.355 --> 01:36:13.271 align:center
It's a local conflict, right?
01:36:13.563 --> 01:36:14.938 align:center
- Correct.
- Thank you.
01:36:15.313 --> 01:36:16.188 align:center
Sorry.
01:36:25.438 --> 01:36:26.563 align:center
Hi, my...
01:36:28.021 --> 01:36:28.938 align:center
angel.
01:36:31.480 --> 01:36:32.355 align:center
Namaste,
01:36:33.688 --> 01:36:34.563 align:center
Auntie.
01:36:37.313 --> 01:36:38.730 align:center
You know, there's an old saying,
01:36:39.730 --> 01:36:42.396 align:center
"No matter how sour the seed of
a piece of tamarind is,
01:36:43.605 --> 01:36:45.855 align:center
it settles once you cook it".
01:36:46.146 --> 01:36:49.646 align:center
But lady fingers should only be
fried in mustard oil.
01:36:51.313 --> 01:36:52.188 align:center
Oh yeah?
01:36:52.896 --> 01:36:53.771 align:center
Yeah.
01:37:00.063 --> 01:37:02.313 align:center
If you drank your mother's milk,
pull out your gun!
01:37:02.688 --> 01:37:04.605 align:center
Technically, my mother died
in the third scene of this film,
01:37:04.688 --> 01:37:06.063 align:center
so I couldn't drink her milk.
01:37:07.813 --> 01:37:10.105 align:center
But two very intelligent
people once said,
01:37:12.063 --> 01:37:13.021 align:center
"A real agent...
01:37:14.730 --> 01:37:16.230 align:center
doesn't need a gun."
01:37:17.396 --> 01:37:18.938 align:center
If you have guts,
01:37:21.105 --> 01:37:22.730 align:center
bring the real fight to me, Mama.
01:37:26.771 --> 01:37:27.646 align:center
You,
01:37:28.813 --> 01:37:29.688 align:center
and me...
01:37:31.438 --> 01:37:32.438 align:center
And food.
01:37:35.813 --> 01:37:36.813 align:center
Food?
01:37:38.771 --> 01:37:41.938 align:center
I've fed the entire Panjor my cutlets.
01:37:43.355 --> 01:37:45.313 align:center
Let's fucking go!
01:37:51.563 --> 01:37:53.021 align:center
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
01:37:53.271 --> 01:37:54.271 align:center
I am Meiyang Chang,
01:37:54.355 --> 01:37:55.855 align:center
and I welcome you all to
01:37:56.146 --> 01:37:57.771 align:center
"Best Chef Goa".
01:37:58.313 --> 01:37:59.813 align:center
This is our series opener
01:37:59.896 --> 01:38:01.271 align:center
and our series finale, too.
01:38:02.063 --> 01:38:02.938 align:center
Short format.
01:38:03.021 --> 01:38:04.688 align:center
It is a power-packed episode.
01:38:05.021 --> 01:38:08.438 align:center
And today our competition will be between
01:38:08.646 --> 01:38:10.480 align:center
Happy and Mama!
01:38:11.438 --> 01:38:13.063 align:center
Mama!
01:38:13.146 --> 01:38:15.730 align:center
Mama!
01:38:16.021 --> 01:38:17.980 align:center
Mama!
01:38:18.105 --> 01:38:19.563 align:center
Sir, your shot is ready.
01:38:19.688 --> 01:38:22.605 align:center
Who will become
Goa's Best Chef?
01:38:23.063 --> 01:38:24.730 align:center
That will be decided by
01:38:24.938 --> 01:38:25.813 align:center
the one.
01:38:26.188 --> 01:38:27.063 align:center
The only.
01:38:27.313 --> 01:38:28.313 align:center
The OG!
01:38:28.396 --> 01:38:29.855 align:center
Sanjeev Kapoor ji!
01:38:34.146 --> 01:38:35.021 align:center
Yeah.
01:38:36.188 --> 01:38:37.063 align:center
Remember,
01:38:37.480 --> 01:38:38.355 align:center
salt...
01:38:39.021 --> 01:38:39.980 align:center
to taste!
01:38:40.063 --> 01:38:41.355 align:center
TO TASTE
01:38:41.438 --> 01:38:42.605 align:center
Spicy!
01:38:49.563 --> 01:38:51.521 align:center
Your fathers killed my father.
01:38:53.105 --> 01:38:54.396 align:center
If you lose today,
01:38:55.146 --> 01:38:56.896 align:center
I will kill you with his gun.
01:39:00.855 --> 01:39:01.730 align:center
Sure.
01:39:04.063 --> 01:39:05.396 align:center
But if I win,
01:39:08.021 --> 01:39:09.896 align:center
you will leave Panjor alone.
01:39:13.188 --> 01:39:14.938 align:center
Let there be food.
01:39:15.230 --> 01:39:16.480 align:center
Let there be mood.
01:39:17.396 --> 01:39:18.688 align:center
Let there be light!
01:39:22.313 --> 01:39:24.105 align:center
Hey, listen. This is
Happy's girlfriend speaking.
01:39:24.688 --> 01:39:26.063 align:center
Make sure you send the package.
Don't forget.
01:39:26.355 --> 01:39:28.605 align:center
- Rog, he has a girlfriend!
- Are you ready?
01:39:29.521 --> 01:39:30.855 align:center
Salt to taste.
01:39:31.771 --> 01:39:32.730 align:center
- What?
- I don't know.
01:39:32.813 --> 01:39:35.813 align:center
Sanjeev Kapoor said it,
and it sounded really cool, so I...
01:39:36.771 --> 01:39:37.646 align:center
- Listen.
- Yes?
01:39:37.730 --> 01:39:38.605 align:center
Block out everything
01:39:38.938 --> 01:39:39.813 align:center
and just cook.
01:39:41.105 --> 01:39:42.438 align:center
- Yeah.
- Sanjeev sir,
01:39:42.813 --> 01:39:43.896 align:center
are you ready to judge?
01:39:43.980 --> 01:39:45.021 align:center
Absolutely ready.
01:39:47.146 --> 01:39:48.980 align:center
Let's cook!
01:40:24.230 --> 01:40:25.771 align:center
It's been 24 hours, man!
01:40:26.313 --> 01:40:27.438 align:center
Presentation time!
01:40:38.646 --> 01:40:39.938 align:center
Goan Thali!
01:40:40.313 --> 01:40:41.396 align:center
Salt to taste.
01:40:57.480 --> 01:40:59.105 align:center
Mama, your dish
01:40:59.688 --> 01:41:00.855 align:center
has some good things
01:41:01.188 --> 01:41:02.813 align:center
and some bad things about it.
01:41:04.313 --> 01:41:05.188 align:center
Sir,
01:41:05.688 --> 01:41:07.146 align:center
you'll have to make it
a little more generic.
01:41:09.355 --> 01:41:10.730 align:center
There is daytime
01:41:11.021 --> 01:41:12.396 align:center
and nighttime.
01:41:12.980 --> 01:41:14.563 align:center
But you have to eat both times.
01:41:15.146 --> 01:41:16.063 align:center
Profound, sir.
01:41:16.230 --> 01:41:17.105 align:center
Extremely profound.
01:41:21.438 --> 01:41:22.313 align:center
Cutlet?
01:41:23.688 --> 01:41:25.063 align:center
You stole my recipe.
01:41:31.230 --> 01:41:32.605 align:center
This is my own recipe.
01:41:34.855 --> 01:41:36.188 align:center
There's a little cinnamon,
01:41:37.771 --> 01:41:38.813 align:center
Punjabi spices,
01:41:40.813 --> 01:41:41.813 align:center
Goan Masala,
01:41:43.480 --> 01:41:44.521 align:center
and in the middle,
01:41:47.605 --> 01:41:48.563 align:center
for taste...
01:41:52.063 --> 01:41:53.021 align:center
Curry leaves.
01:42:13.063 --> 01:42:14.521 align:center
Happy your cutlet...
01:42:17.063 --> 01:42:18.896 align:center
Sir, a little more generic.
01:42:20.271 --> 01:42:21.521 align:center
Happy, your cutlet...
01:42:28.105 --> 01:42:29.313 align:center
Time for the winner.
01:42:29.688 --> 01:42:31.855 align:center
I don't care whose time it is,
Sanjeev Kapoor.
01:42:33.730 --> 01:42:34.605 align:center
Today,
01:42:35.688 --> 01:42:36.980 align:center
with sincerity,
01:42:39.563 --> 01:42:40.688 align:center
choose the winner.
01:42:44.396 --> 01:42:46.230 align:center
Best Chef Goa Winner
01:42:46.438 --> 01:42:47.396 align:center
is...
01:42:50.396 --> 01:42:51.605 align:center
Happy Patel!
01:43:37.563 --> 01:43:38.438 align:center
Spicy.
01:43:39.271 --> 01:43:40.271 align:center
I loved you.
01:43:42.980 --> 01:43:44.271 align:center
I've never met this guy before.
01:43:49.438 --> 01:43:50.688 align:center
Oh, fuck my life.
01:43:55.396 --> 01:43:56.688 align:center
In Best Chef Goa's finale...
01:43:56.855 --> 01:43:57.730 align:center
Madness.
01:44:03.813 --> 01:44:04.730 align:center
What?
01:44:09.230 --> 01:44:10.896 align:center
Indian!
01:44:15.605 --> 01:44:16.980 align:center
We started with a cook-off...
01:44:18.521 --> 01:44:19.396 align:center
Dance!
01:44:20.146 --> 01:44:22.105 align:center
But for some reason,
we now have a dance fight?
01:44:28.313 --> 01:44:30.563 align:center
Let's go!
01:44:44.188 --> 01:44:45.230 align:center
Oh shit!
01:45:48.021 --> 01:45:48.896 align:center
Yes!
01:46:04.980 --> 01:46:06.355 align:center
Happy!
01:46:10.105 --> 01:46:11.105 align:center
Gomez,
01:46:11.980 --> 01:46:13.230 align:center
Papa's gun.
01:46:19.480 --> 01:46:20.438 align:center
Happy?
01:46:24.730 --> 01:46:25.688 align:center
Dance.
01:46:36.313 --> 01:46:38.938 align:center
In big cities, small things happen.
01:46:45.438 --> 01:46:46.438 align:center
Raj...
01:46:47.396 --> 01:46:49.271 align:center
The name you must have heard before.
01:47:03.688 --> 01:47:04.563 align:center
Daddy.
01:48:16.063 --> 01:48:16.938 align:center
You open.
01:48:17.438 --> 01:48:18.563 align:center
Everyone will open.
01:48:55.771 --> 01:48:57.355 align:center
Panjor!
01:49:15.855 --> 01:49:16.938 align:center
Happy, my boy!
01:49:17.105 --> 01:49:18.105 align:center
How are you?
01:49:18.230 --> 01:49:19.105 align:center
Hi, Dads.
01:49:19.230 --> 01:49:21.563 align:center
Did you call the boys at the Yard?
01:49:22.146 --> 01:49:23.480 align:center
Oh, yes.
01:49:23.730 --> 01:49:27.105 align:center
Mr. Mole, you are under arrest
for the monetization of Indians.
01:49:27.188 --> 01:49:29.146 align:center
You're making a rather big mistake.
01:49:29.980 --> 01:49:31.230 align:center
Oh, fuck off, Dennis!
01:49:31.563 --> 01:49:33.730 align:center
I don't think he is lying.
01:49:34.730 --> 01:49:36.355 align:center
- Who are you?
- You're Mama,
01:49:36.480 --> 01:49:37.896 align:center
Goa's biggest Don.
01:49:37.980 --> 01:49:38.980 align:center
Jimmy's daughter.
01:49:39.105 --> 01:49:40.730 align:center
And CISS's new prisoner.
01:49:43.813 --> 01:49:44.813 align:center
Listen, Dads...
01:49:47.105 --> 01:49:50.313 align:center
I think I'd like to stay here
a little longer.
01:49:51.355 --> 01:49:52.480 align:center
Are you not coming home?
01:49:53.438 --> 01:49:54.938 align:center
I think I am home, Dads.
01:49:59.230 --> 01:50:02.396 align:center
But whenever you want to visit,
you can definitely--
01:50:02.480 --> 01:50:03.355 align:center
Meet in the middle?
01:50:04.063 --> 01:50:05.480 align:center
Calangute for New Year's?
01:50:07.146 --> 01:50:08.063 align:center
I'll cook.
01:50:09.521 --> 01:50:10.396 align:center
Yeah?
01:50:14.313 --> 01:50:15.313 align:center
Thanks.
01:51:05.188 --> 01:51:07.021 align:center
This is finished now
01:51:07.105 --> 01:51:08.896 align:center
This is finished now
01:51:08.980 --> 01:51:10.855 align:center
People have died, been beaten
01:51:10.980 --> 01:51:12.688 align:center
This line is now erased
01:51:22.271 --> 01:51:23.355 align:center
Gomez, please, bro.
01:51:23.730 --> 01:51:24.813 align:center
The film is over now.