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- Run, buggers, run!
- Oh, shit!
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Run like you ran in 1947, buggers!
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That's just rude!
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That wasn't so tough, was it?
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Mr. White, you are now safe
and under the protection
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of Her Majesty's government.
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Thank you, gentlemen.
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I can't wait to get back
to good ol' London!
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Don't worry.
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These Indian criminals are not very...
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efficient.
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- Go, go, go!
- Call it in.
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Agents Tea and Crumpets to extraction.
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We are onto Plan D.
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We need wood, kerosene, sponges,
and a fresh lime soda.
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What? I'm thirsty.
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Die, you English pigs!
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- Die!
- Jesus!
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I really hate this guy.
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Go, Go, Go!
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Let's go.
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Hi, Jimmy.
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It's you, men.
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Hi, Rosie.
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What are you doing?
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Murder!
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Rascal!
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See you, men.
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Murder!
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I love you.
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Love you too.
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Penises.
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Jimmy.
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Your time is come, men.
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The gravy on your fish curry--
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Wait...
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I need to sweep the floor.
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Oh, sure, go ahead.
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Hold this.
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Okay, it's done.
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Take her phone number.
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Yes, sir.
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Right, so...
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So, what was I saying?
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Sir, fish gravy.
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Yes!
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The gravy on your fish curry has dried!
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Now you die.
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No!
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Did it hit?
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It hit!
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Oh, shit!
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Sir...
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I got hit.
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I got hit.
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I'll torch the car.
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Sir!
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Sakhubai!
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No!
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Sorry, sir!
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I wasn't...
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able to do the washing up.
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Sakhubai...
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Don't touch!
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Sakhubai, it's okay.
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It's not your fault.
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Your Hindi will kill me
before this bullet.
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Flavia!
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Flavia...
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Flavia...
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Where are you, Flavia?
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Flavia...
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My love.
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Bloody nonsense!
What is this, Jimmy?
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I just mopped the entire house!
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Do you know how much bleach
it takes to clean blood?!
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Flavia, I'm dying, Flavia.
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So? How many times have I told you,
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if you want to die,
do it outside the house!
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Also, didn't I tell you to bring sausages
on your way home from work?
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Did you bring them?
Did you?
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- You forgot again, didn't you?
- Yeah.
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You're lucky you're good in bed.
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All you think about is yourself.
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Only office, office, office!
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- If you die tomorrow,
- Flavia...
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you'll take the office
with you to heaven?
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Not tomorrow...
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I'm dying today, Flavia.
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When you are mopping the floor...
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use the homemade bleach
I made for you.
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And my Diwali bonus,
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if you can give me that today, please.
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Well,
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that won't be possible.
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Why?
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Well, Diwali isn't for
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another three months.
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And...
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- Well, you are...
- Yes.
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True.
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True.
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Forget that! Watch this!
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What, man!
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Yeah.
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Watch, it will go now.
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- Papa!
- Papa!
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My boys...
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My loins...
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Papa, you told me you would bring
Busen gum from the market.
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Bastards, does anyone care
that I'm dying here, or what!
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Papa!
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There's a tattoo inside the wrapper.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, yes.
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Putah...
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I'm dying, man.
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- No.
- No.
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Yes.
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That means
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one of you
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will become The Don.
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One of you will become
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"The Bhai."
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But we are already brothers.
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What do they teach you
in private schools?
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Listen.
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One of you two
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will wear this ring.
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And will handle all of this.
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Extortion, kidnapping, all of it.
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Waxing parlor. All of it.
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Oh, my princess.
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Papa loves you.
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You go from here, Mama.
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You go.
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Don't get involved in all of this--
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Papa's going to die.
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- Papa, no!
- Papa, no!
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Kitchen...
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What?
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In the kitchen...
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Kitchen?
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Look after...
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Thank you.
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Not you.
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There we go!
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We did the right thing!
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Morning, Mary.
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Fuck off, Dennis!
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Sir, here's the file that you requested.
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Sir, the local police
are already looking into it.
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No, this is important!
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We must activate the local
Indian team immediately.
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Wasn't that disbanded?
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Yes.
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A long time ago?
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Right, leave me with this.
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Thank you, Midge.
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It's Mary.
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Hello.
Are you alright?
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Alright, men.
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You got the cash?
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Look, it's almost time.
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Be ready.
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Ready, men.
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Is it definitely him?
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Yes.
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Send him.
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- I want Happy.
- Sure.
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Nice.
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It looks lovely, son.
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Except...
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you forgot this.
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The trigger.
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Oh, God!
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I want to shoot myself, Dads.
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But I can't.
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There's no trigger.
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No.
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You can still make it work.
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You can bash somebody's
head in with it,
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or shatter a shin bone.
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Am I a failure, Dads?
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No, listen. No, listen.
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I'm 34.
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I failed the MI7 exams six times.
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Seven times.
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I got two special agents for fathers,
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and I can't even
put a bloody gun together.
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This is...
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Some of the best agents...
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They don't need guns.
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Did you know?
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One time in Marrakesh, your dad--
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You?
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Oh, no. Your other dad.
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Seb took out a drug lord
with nothing more
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than a pack of ribbons
and a really frisky camel.
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Swear she was KGB.
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Yeah, but that was you,
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isn't it, Dads?
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You've got something that you're...
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you're just great at.
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I feel like I'm broken.
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Something's missing. I...
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I feel like I don't know who I am.
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Oh, Happy,
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you're the best ballet dancer for miles.
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You make beautiful sandwiches.
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You're perfect just the way you are.
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Oh, God! You're bloody starving,
aren't you?
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No, no, no.
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- Oh, I could do with a sandwich.
- I could do...
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- You're talking my language.
- I'll go get the shop open.
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Hey, Packerwal, man!
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Nathan. Eat, men.
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- Hello, welcome to Mamareal Products.
- Bagheera, yes.
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IF YOU'VE GOT THE EVIL EYE,
THIS IS YOUR OFFICE.
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Listen, my fairness cream is not working.
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Beatrice to Mama's office.
Beatrice to Mama's office.
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MAMA
DON OF PANJOR
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Update, men.
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Mama, International Supermodel
Milind Morea's contract
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has been sent to his manager.
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How long will the
formula take to get ready?
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We're working as fast as we can, but...
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It's taken me ten years of planning,
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and my business model is finally ready.
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FMCG meets crime.
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WHITENESS
INR 399 ONLY
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Hey, Clinton!
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What is this?
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He looks like a ghost.
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We need to make Indian's white,
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not like ghosts.
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Chemical trials take time.
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Actually, I'm really
happy with the results.
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- Dating apps have been off the hook--
- Shut up!
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I need three months.
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Actually, it seems like
a really fair timeline--
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Get the formula ready.
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Or what happens to Clinton,
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happens to you.
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I'm... already white.
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- Gomez!
- Yes, Mama?
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Papa's gun.
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Gomez? Mama?
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Gomez, please, bro.
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Gomez, no.
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Not cool!
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You will never get away with this, Mama!
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My country will send someone to rescue me!
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Chap-A-Chino!
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Find your chap, take off his chinos!
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Hello, Roger!
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Kenneth Mole?
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It's been forever.
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How are things at old 7?
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Oh, you know, immigration, Brexit,
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Rishi Sunak, can't complain!
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And how are things with you?
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Cock-a-mundo doing well?
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It's Chap-A-Chino!
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Listen, I wanted to talk to you
about your son, Happy.
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We've had some fieldwork
open up in India.
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India?
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No.
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Oh, come on, Rog.
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You know he's got that
special agent blood in him.
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Well, not really considering he's adopted.
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Well, listen, we'll make him an agent.
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A quick turnaround. So exciting!
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He can speak Hindi, right?
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No!
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He doesn't know he's from...
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India.
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He dances, and he cooks,
and that's all he knows.
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Hang on.
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He's never asked why he's--
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Goodbye, Kenneth.
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I'm...
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from India?
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Fuck off!
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I'm from India!
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Wait, I'm from India?
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I need to sweep the floor.
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That's the full story, Happy.
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So when the kids at school
called me a Paki,
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it was kind of true.
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That's Pakistani.
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You're Indian.
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They're not the same.
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And then at Uni,
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when that girl, Priya...
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She put her hand in my pants.
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Was that an Indian thing?
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I liked it.
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Was that...
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- an Indian thing?
- No.
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That was wrong.
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Is it hot there?
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Yeah.
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You do not have to go to India.
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Not for us.
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I'm not going to India for you,
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Dad... s.
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I'm going back.
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What's my real name?
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- Your biological mother was--
- Sakhubai Patel.
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So that makes you Happy Patel.
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Happy...
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Patel?
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Sounds special.
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There can't be that many Patels...
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right?
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Yeah.
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Happy, my old boy.
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Welcome to MI7.
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First things first,
you'll be learning Hindi
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at the Southall School of Languages.
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So study up.
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And I'll see you in three weeks.
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Is that enough time, sir?
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I mean, Hindi seems like
a complicated language.
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Well, it's time we don't have,
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and your life is about to get
a lot more complicated,
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Agent Patel.
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Seems that this is going to
be a Hindi movie from now on.
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Oh, wow!
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Excuse me?
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Namaste.
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Oh, my God!
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The first rule of Indian food.
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Don't look for the spoon.
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There is no spoon!
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- Use your hands!
- Sorry.
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All Indian ladies
love the arm-spreading.
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This is your mating call.
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Alright then,
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seduce me.
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But I'm a virgin.
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Are you a man?
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Or a small child?
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- Like this?
- Wider.
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You open.
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They'll open.
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Hello, jaaneman!
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In big cities like this,
small things keep happening.
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Raj...
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The name you must have heard?
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Oh.
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How much is it?
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150.
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I'll give you...
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Who's Tom, fucker?
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Hey! I'm Tom.
Nice to meet you.
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In 1947,
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we quit India.
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At the time, India contributed to
27% of Britain's total GDP.
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So we asked ourselves.
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How can we profit from India
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even though we are outside India?
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The answer was simple.
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Indians.
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- Indians?
- Yes.
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Colonialism,
sociological manipulation, and
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due to plain strange obsession,
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Indians love white skin.
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Apparently, the chances
of marriage increase.
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Don't know why.
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I quite prefer chocolate myself.
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For approximately 60 years,
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the English government has invested
in Fair and Fantastic.
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India's biggest fairness cream brand.
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The name of this project is
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International Management Undertaking
for the Monetization of Indians.
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Short form, IMUMI.
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- Its annual revenue ranges
- IMUMI.
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between 300 and 400 million pounds.
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Fuck Off!
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Sorry.
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Go fuck yourself.
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Beatrice Fefferbaum has been kidnapped.
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She's a dermatological scientist.
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Her formula is so potent
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that fairness creams
show results in just 21 days.
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Like most white people,
she recently went to India
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to "find herself."
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You'll have to blend in with the Indians
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and get Beatrice Fefferbaum back home
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as quickly as possible.
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To blend in with the Indians,
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you will have to change the way you look.
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That's why we've got
India's number one barber for you.
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You are India's...
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No.1 barber?
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It's nice to meet you.
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Bakul.
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Buckle?
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He's not ready.
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India's not ready.
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We've reached.
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How much?
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Three...
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thousand nine hundred
and ninety-nine rupees.
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You're fucking me off?
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What did you say, motherfucker?
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I won't give you that much.
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Fifty.
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Two thousand.
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Fifty!
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- Thousand!
- Fifty!
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- You're--
- Fifty.
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- Your--
- Fifty!
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Fifty.
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Thank you.
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NRI Bastard.
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Agent Patel,
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Beatrice's last known location
was in Panjor.
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Once you reach, you will have to go
to Geet's Palace of Food.
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Oh, wow.
25:33.188 --> 25:34.938
Geet may not look like much,
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and he isn't.
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Unfortunately,
he's our local coordinator.
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You know, budget constraints.
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Welcome to Geet's Palace of Food...
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when you're "geeting" hungry.
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Hi.
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How many people are with you?
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Oh, just... Just one.
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One minute.
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I'm sorry.
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We're full.
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You'll have to wait a little.
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That's fine.
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How long?
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Ninety days.
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Ninety days?
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Three months?
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I wanted ice with this, Patro. Ice.
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- Asshole.
- What?
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Alright...
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I heard...
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your buffalo
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likes magical juice from a crow
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to drink.
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You...
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Oh...
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And the most powerful way
to extract information...
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Chai.
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Namaste.
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Agent Patil, we have been waiting for you.
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My name is Patel.
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Your room has been booked.
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My eggs have been cooked?
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Be professional.
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Your eggs are your concern.
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Wait, what the hell are you
talking about?
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I was saying, your room is
booked and ready.
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Oh, nice. Thank you.
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How long?
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Three inches.
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I was talking about the booking.
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Two months.
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That's rather long.
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- Really?
- Booking.
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So, where's our new English dish?
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This is Roxy, my local coordinator.
27:50.355 --> 27:53.938
In India, do local coordinators
also have their own coordinators?
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Employment.
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Roxy will take you to your house.
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Let's go, Dev Patel.
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This way...
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Could you hang on just one second?
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I just... I have to.
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There. Now try it.
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Nice.
28:16.188 --> 28:17.188
First time in India?
28:17.563 --> 28:18.438
Well...
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That's what I thought,
28:20.855 --> 28:23.605
but turns out I was born here.
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My mum...
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she was Indian.
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And my dads...
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I've got two. They are British.
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- Do you know where Britain is?
- Listen, coconut.
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You need to leave Britain behind you.
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You're in Goa now.
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Oh, God!
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Alright.
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All of India comes to Goa
to be happy.
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You should be happy now
since you are in Goa.
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I mean, you are in India.
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And India... is inside you.
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Got it?
29:11.021 --> 29:11.938
Yeah. Yeah.
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Hey, Roxy!
When will I get my CPU back?
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It'll come. These things take time.
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- Hello.
- Hey.
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- I'm inside you.
- What?
29:17.896 --> 29:18.771
- Well--
- Fuck off!
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NRI Bastard.
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- I do repair work.
- Oh.
29:22.063 --> 29:24.938
Mobiles, circuit, screen guard, AI.
29:26.230 --> 29:27.480
Roxy Repairs.
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Nice.
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And what's happening over there?
29:32.355 --> 29:33.396
Oh, that?
29:33.688 --> 29:36.646
That's an everyday thing. The whole
of Panjor pays extortion to Mama.
29:38.063 --> 29:39.771
And who's Mama?
29:44.271 --> 29:46.021
- Come on, come on, come on!
- What? I'm--
29:46.271 --> 29:47.355
Are you crazy?
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I'm sorry. Did you see that?
That was creepy as hell.
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- Who's Tom?
- Hi, I'm Tom.
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- I was wondering, do you have--
- Jonas, go away!
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You can't say things like that here.
29:55.605 --> 29:56.938
What? Like, Mama?
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Shut up!
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- This is your new house.
- Oh.
30:16.188 --> 30:17.188
What do you think?
30:18.396 --> 30:21.271
I'm just a little scared that the
roof shouldn't fall on me at night!
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Well, whatever it is, it's a house.
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No, Roxy, I didn't mean that.
30:27.896 --> 30:28.813
- I just--
- Chill.
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Anyway, the real Panjor
is not inside this room.
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You'll find it outside the window.
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Yeah.
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Alright...
30:42.730 --> 30:43.605
Alright...
30:44.063 --> 30:44.938
Right.
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Right...
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Oh! A broom.
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Okay, man.
31:30.480 --> 31:31.396
Ladies and gentlemen,
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for D'Costa Communications'
third store opening, man,
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please give a warm round of applause
to Panjor's number one dancer,
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beautiful, dazzling,
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smashing, the scintillating,
31:43.355 --> 31:44.396
the sensuous,
31:44.813 --> 31:47.688
Miss Rupa!
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You can all go to hell!
32:31.855 --> 32:33.313
You all run behind Katrina, don't you?
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Desperate, cheap Vicky, all of you!
32:34.938 --> 32:36.938
Local artists get fuck all
support these days!
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- I love you.
- Scram!
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What?
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Bugger! I'll kill you, man!
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O Lord.
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Hey.
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- God...
- I've been missing Papa more than ever.
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I don't even know,
you are the right God...
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what with me being Indian and all.
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My two brothers died.
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Got killed.
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Fine. I murdered them.
33:49.730 --> 33:50.938
But I do know this.
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Something is brewing inside me.
33:56.063 --> 33:58.521
And if it isn't food poisoning,
and it probably is.
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My colon...
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is going to burst.
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Once my Mamareal launches,
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I'll leave this world of crime
behind me, men.
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Only necessary murders.
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I think,
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here...
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my life is going to change.
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So thanks.
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Promise.
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It's fresh.
34:45.188 --> 34:47.021
- How much?
- 20 for three. I'll give you four.
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I told you.
34:48.688 --> 34:50.480
- Roxy? Hi.
- I was the one who made him go viral.
34:50.730 --> 34:52.063
Hi. Buying vegetables?
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Oh, my God.
34:53.563 --> 34:54.563
This place
34:54.646 --> 34:55.646
is magical.
34:56.896 --> 34:58.396
Cool. Breakfast?
35:00.480 --> 35:01.730
This is your breakfast?
35:01.896 --> 35:02.938
Yeah, every morning.
35:03.688 --> 35:04.563
What?
35:04.646 --> 35:05.521
No!
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Come with me.
35:07.271 --> 35:08.146
Hi.
35:08.771 --> 35:09.646
Where?
35:13.938 --> 35:14.813
Yeah.
35:27.146 --> 35:28.021
Wow.
35:29.480 --> 35:30.771
This is my own recipe.
35:30.980 --> 35:31.938
I really like it
35:32.105 --> 35:33.813
when I put some cinnamon inside.
35:34.105 --> 35:34.980
Good for you.
35:35.105 --> 35:35.980
I'm heterosexual.
35:36.605 --> 35:37.771
But the food's good.
35:49.938 --> 35:50.855
Hello?
35:52.188 --> 35:53.063
Oh. Hey, Geet.
35:53.146 --> 35:55.355
The Kashmiri bears know how to cook
black leopard sweets.
35:55.980 --> 35:56.855
What?
35:56.980 --> 35:58.396
Where's that codebook gone?
35:58.521 --> 35:59.438
What book?
36:02.563 --> 36:04.771
Our investigation begins today.
36:07.646 --> 36:08.646
Look at this.
36:10.355 --> 36:11.396
It was written in a hurry.
36:12.646 --> 36:13.771
Written with one hand.
36:14.480 --> 36:15.646
She wrote us a message
36:15.730 --> 36:18.271
in a short period of time,
and that is...
36:19.480 --> 36:20.396
M?
36:21.355 --> 36:24.105
- But "M" could be anything.
- I know.
36:24.563 --> 36:25.896
- Someone's name?
- Mohit.
36:25.980 --> 36:27.271
- A place's name?
- Maldives.
36:27.355 --> 36:28.396
A politician's name?
36:30.938 --> 36:32.313
It's probably none of those things.
36:35.438 --> 36:36.938
You know, Geet,
the problem is
36:37.063 --> 36:38.771
we are only seeing this "M."
36:39.063 --> 36:40.480
We've got to go wider!
36:41.438 --> 36:42.396
Daddy!
36:43.438 --> 36:44.313
What?
36:45.563 --> 36:47.313
Geet, focus, man! Alright?
36:47.480 --> 36:49.980
A girl has been kidnapped...
36:50.730 --> 36:51.938
She's scared.
36:52.271 --> 36:54.313
She used her cough to write this
36:54.938 --> 36:57.355
dirty "M" on the white wall...
36:58.480 --> 36:59.480
The wall!
37:02.021 --> 37:03.021
It's white...
37:05.146 --> 37:06.855
- Beatrice was white.
- Yes.
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Where in Goa
can we find white people?
37:13.688 --> 37:15.480
Ghode or white people?
37:16.313 --> 37:17.230
Namaste.
37:17.563 --> 37:18.813
Breathe deeply,
37:18.896 --> 37:20.938
and release your chakra.
37:25.646 --> 37:27.605
Vladimir! Vladimir!
37:28.521 --> 37:29.688
You are now a Communist!
37:29.771 --> 37:30.688
Yeah!
37:40.730 --> 37:42.938
Geet, you get spoons in India?
37:43.396 --> 37:44.271
Yeah. So?
37:47.521 --> 37:48.688
I was lied to.
37:48.813 --> 37:49.688
Never mind.
37:50.230 --> 37:51.396
Food is good.
37:51.480 --> 37:52.396
Yeah, it's got...
37:53.355 --> 37:54.230
flavor.
37:59.980 --> 38:01.646
Geet! Oh, my God, it's got flavor!
38:01.813 --> 38:03.313
- What?
- Let's get back to her house.
38:03.480 --> 38:04.438
The food...
38:15.938 --> 38:17.271
Your stomach's not full?
38:19.771 --> 38:20.855
This dry sorpotel.
38:21.313 --> 38:22.271
It's taste...
38:22.855 --> 38:24.730
It's the same taste as the wedding.
38:24.813 --> 38:26.355
One person has cooked
both of these dishes.
38:26.605 --> 38:29.230
We have to find the
caterer of that wedding.
38:31.896 --> 38:32.771
Let me check.
38:34.063 --> 38:34.938
Marco,
38:35.146 --> 38:37.021
the wedding that was happening
in Villa Aldona,
38:37.230 --> 38:38.313
who's the caterer?
38:45.313 --> 38:46.230
Geet...
38:46.605 --> 38:47.480
I found out.
38:48.313 --> 38:49.480
The wedding catering was done by--
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Mama's.
38:54.438 --> 38:55.813
Alright, Geet,
38:55.938 --> 38:57.688
this could get dangerous.
38:57.813 --> 38:59.188
- Are you ready?
- Yes.
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You go.
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What?
39:03.771 --> 39:05.355
Geet, you are my backup.
39:05.521 --> 39:06.980
Actually, I'm just a tourist.
39:07.313 --> 39:08.355
Go away, man!
39:09.480 --> 39:10.896
Geet, the problem isn't outside.
39:10.980 --> 39:12.271
I need you inside.
39:12.396 --> 39:13.271
Daddy.
39:15.313 --> 39:16.438
Sleazy coward!
39:23.813 --> 39:24.938
MAY GOD BLESS YOU
39:40.313 --> 39:41.396
What's your order?
39:41.938 --> 39:43.521
Today's specials are fish curry and rice--
39:43.980 --> 39:46.021
I'm... looking for a girl.
39:47.688 --> 39:48.730
I have a photograph.
39:48.813 --> 39:49.896
Photography is not allowed.
39:50.855 --> 39:52.980
No, I mean, I have a photograph...
39:53.063 --> 39:55.480
Have you seen this girl anywhere?
40:03.313 --> 40:04.230
Wait.
40:06.396 --> 40:07.313
Alright.
40:19.605 --> 40:20.480
Hi.
40:20.605 --> 40:22.021
The chef said, no photo.
40:23.146 --> 40:24.063
And no food, too.
40:24.938 --> 40:26.938
What's that tattoo on your...
It's--
40:27.021 --> 40:28.063
Get out, get out!
40:28.480 --> 40:29.938
What?
Oh, come on!
40:30.355 --> 40:31.230
Look, you!
40:32.063 --> 40:32.938
Happy?
40:36.313 --> 40:37.438
- Went well?
- Geet...
40:40.605 --> 40:41.480
Hey!
40:45.230 --> 40:47.105
Geet, you take a lunch break,
40:47.188 --> 40:48.605
I'll see you back at the restaurant.
40:49.480 --> 40:50.355
Sure.
40:50.438 --> 40:51.313
Hey.
40:52.355 --> 40:53.230
Dancing girl.
40:55.063 --> 40:55.938
Hi.
40:58.021 --> 40:59.355
My name is Happy.
41:00.313 --> 41:01.188
Yours?
41:01.730 --> 41:03.063
- Rupa.
- Rupa?
41:03.813 --> 41:04.688
Nice.
41:05.730 --> 41:08.605
I saw you dance yesterday.
41:10.688 --> 41:11.563
Oh, my God,
41:11.855 --> 41:13.230
it's beautiful.
41:13.855 --> 41:15.605
You have amazing...
41:16.938 --> 41:17.855
flow.
41:18.730 --> 41:19.980
Audience was...
41:20.230 --> 41:21.480
Traitors all of them.
41:21.688 --> 41:23.521
Yeah, Andrew Tates. I hate those guys.
41:24.855 --> 41:25.730
I've got to go.
41:25.813 --> 41:26.896
No, no, no, hang on.
41:26.980 --> 41:28.063
One minute...
41:28.688 --> 41:29.563
Training.
41:34.855 --> 41:35.730
Child.
41:42.605 --> 41:43.813
Have you lost your mind?
41:43.938 --> 41:46.105
There were no tidal waves
in your ocean of youth?
41:46.313 --> 41:47.938
Hey, I'll bury you in a ditch!
41:48.521 --> 41:49.396
Oh.
41:49.480 --> 41:50.730
Hang on.
41:52.855 --> 41:54.605
I'm new here.
41:56.605 --> 41:57.563
Would...
41:58.146 --> 41:59.146
you like to go...
42:00.188 --> 42:01.063
for dinner with me?
42:01.146 --> 42:02.521
I'm not Tom, I'm Rupa.
42:02.605 --> 42:04.146
I know, I'm not Tom, you're Rupa.
42:04.271 --> 42:05.521
- What?
- I have no idea.
42:06.563 --> 42:07.771
Are you hungry?
42:08.896 --> 42:10.980
Actually, it's really hard
to get a reservation here.
42:11.938 --> 42:13.771
But the owner's a friend, so...
42:17.438 --> 42:18.313
Where are you from?
42:18.563 --> 42:19.688
Who's really from anywhere, right?
42:19.896 --> 42:21.605
You know, but--
Why are we talking about me?
42:21.688 --> 42:23.438
Let's talk about you.
42:24.813 --> 42:26.813
Dancing must be very...
42:27.938 --> 42:28.896
hard, right?
42:29.063 --> 42:29.938
So?
42:30.563 --> 42:33.230
Just because it's hard
doesn't mean you shouldn't do it.
42:34.063 --> 42:35.438
Life is hard.
42:35.938 --> 42:37.021
Dance is freedom.
42:37.688 --> 42:38.688
Oh, wow!
42:40.521 --> 42:41.438
What are you looking at?
42:41.938 --> 42:43.730
I just feel like, inside my stomach,
42:43.813 --> 42:45.688
loads of butterflies are flying around.
42:45.771 --> 42:46.938
- What?
- Shit.
42:49.521 --> 42:50.563
How about this...
42:50.646 --> 42:53.271
My heart, it sings a thousand words
42:53.396 --> 42:55.021
I feel eternal bliss
42:55.230 --> 42:56.771
No drop of rain
42:56.855 --> 42:58.355
No glowing flame
42:58.438 --> 43:01.438
Has ever been so pure!
43:01.521 --> 43:02.480
One minute, one minute.
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- Can feel--
- One minute.
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Stop.
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- Lagaan, right?
- Yes.
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Finally, I understood something.
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You're going soft, aren't you?
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You can.
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But you aren't the only one.
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Oh, God!
No, don't eat that.
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Bastard! Don't you have
a mother or sister at home?
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Oh!
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Sorry.
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No, no, it's fine.
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I really liked it.
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You know, I mean, you are strong,
43:58.313 --> 44:01.521
and your hand is small, but heavy.
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So well done, you.
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It was a reflex action.
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Can we try one more time?
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You may have to do it a couple of times.
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You have guts?
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I have guts.
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Good one, yeah.
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So listen,
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I really enjoyed that.
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I was thinking, maybe next time
I can cook for you?
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- Because this food is, well--
- Listen.
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I have to go.
45:56.896 --> 45:58.313
What? No.
You, you...
45:58.646 --> 45:59.521
But...
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I...
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These ladies!
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Can't live with them...
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Alright.
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Today, she...
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slapped me so many times.
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And then, without any explanation,
she just walked off.
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I feel like...
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A lady of the night.
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That too,
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a free one!
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I mean, I was going to say "foolish."
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I don't feel like "the wife."
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Happy, listen.
46:36.813 --> 46:37.688
I know
46:38.271 --> 46:39.813
our investigation
46:40.355 --> 46:41.521
is probably going to fail.
46:41.730 --> 46:42.605
Probably?
46:42.688 --> 46:43.563
Definitely.
46:45.396 --> 46:46.563
But whatever happens,
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we are having fun.
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I felt really lonely...
46:54.563 --> 46:55.855
but now I'm feeling happy...
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ever since you came to Panjor.
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Thank you, Happy.
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Geet.
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Listen.
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You are not alone.
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Alright?
47:19.730 --> 47:21.938
And your ears...
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They are so beautiful.
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Just like a king's ears--
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No, you've got all sleazy again.
47:28.355 --> 47:29.230
Goodnight, Geet.
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You put in salt.
And how much salt?
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Salt to taste.
47:33.063 --> 47:33.938
Gomez.
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Update, men.
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International Supermodel
Milind Morea's contract
47:38.230 --> 47:39.355
has been rejected by his manager.
47:39.980 --> 47:41.813
But we are sending a new version.
47:44.355 --> 47:45.855
This is the third contract, right?
47:46.188 --> 47:47.438
Bloody celebrities!
47:47.688 --> 47:50.021
- Yes, Peter?
- A foreigner came in and...
47:51.563 --> 47:52.980
was asking about her.
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You know what to do.
48:15.813 --> 48:17.646
It's a simple recipe.
48:17.813 --> 48:20.146
No, actually, life is simple.
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Food should be allowed
to be difficult at times, right?
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- Spicy.
- So, let's do one thing.
48:24.730 --> 48:25.980
I have taken some meat here.
48:26.188 --> 48:27.063
Nathan?
48:28.813 --> 48:29.896
You hungry?
48:32.563 --> 48:34.563
I mean, such a strong hand
48:34.938 --> 48:37.688
slapped me so many times
on the same cheek.
48:38.188 --> 48:39.438
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
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Namaste.
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Where is the house?
48:49.605 --> 48:50.563
Oh, yeah.
48:55.105 --> 48:56.730
Indian mattresses...
48:58.188 --> 48:59.688
are super body-fitting.
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Body
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poking?
49:02.605 --> 49:03.938
- What?!
- Move!
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Idiot!
49:09.813 --> 49:10.813
My mattress...
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is a man-tress?
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We've come from Mama.
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We've all come from a mama.
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No!
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Not that mama.
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We've come from "the" Mama.
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In Indian fighting, no punches.
49:23.646 --> 49:24.521
Only words.
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Words of insult
to the opposition's family.
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Thank you.
49:31.146 --> 49:33.021
- Your mother--
- You...
49:34.105 --> 49:35.063
One minute.
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- What?
- The Mama?
49:37.063 --> 49:37.938
Or
49:38.313 --> 49:39.355
my personal mom?
49:41.896 --> 49:43.563
I don't know, man.
Everyone's mama, I guess.
49:43.646 --> 49:45.396
Yeah.
It's quite a broad insult, right?
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- Thank you.
- What shall we do, Sailesh?
49:48.271 --> 49:49.188
Who's Sailesh?
49:49.438 --> 49:50.313
Beat him?
49:50.396 --> 49:52.105
- Are you Sailesh?
- Yes.
49:52.230 --> 49:53.938
Hey! Hang on!
49:55.771 --> 49:57.980
You guys are goons, right?
49:58.146 --> 49:59.063
So...
49:59.980 --> 50:03.230
all of you cannot attack at once.
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Rules of "Rohit Shetty Combat."
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One by one.
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One by one.
Yeah?
50:17.980 --> 50:19.438
- There's no rule like that.
- What?
50:22.855 --> 50:23.730
You--
50:23.813 --> 50:25.230
Oh, fuck my liver!
50:26.438 --> 50:27.313
Get him!
50:37.021 --> 50:37.938
Hey!
50:52.438 --> 50:53.438
What?
50:56.188 --> 50:57.313
Oh, I can't breathe.
50:58.105 --> 50:59.105
Peter.
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Peter, where are you?
51:02.480 --> 51:04.730
- Come with me. Hurry!
- Roxy? Hi.
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Shut it off!
51:16.230 --> 51:17.271
Happy, run!
51:17.355 --> 51:18.313
Where?
51:18.396 --> 51:19.563
R... Roxy?
51:19.980 --> 51:20.938
Hello?
51:21.021 --> 51:21.980
Roxy!
51:22.563 --> 51:24.146
Happy, jump from the window!
51:24.438 --> 51:26.313
I don't know-- What?
51:31.688 --> 51:33.480
Donkey's dick!
51:40.438 --> 51:41.313
Where is he?
51:44.688 --> 51:46.105
Happy, are you alive?
51:46.313 --> 51:49.230
You should have said which window!
51:49.605 --> 51:50.480
Are you okay?
51:55.521 --> 51:57.605
I think my tailbone is broken.
51:57.813 --> 51:59.646
Oh, I'm so happy I came here.
51:59.855 --> 52:00.730
Oh, hang on.
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Vomit...
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Come.
You owe me a new mask.
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You saved my life.
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My mum and dad
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passed away,
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and Geet has looked after me ever since.
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He paid my school fees too.
52:19.563 --> 52:21.313
He told me to protect you.
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Is this your house?
52:24.230 --> 52:25.730
You live alone here?
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Go to sleep.
52:30.980 --> 52:31.855
See.
52:32.146 --> 52:33.521
This is a good mattress.
52:33.730 --> 52:35.188
- Good night, Roxy.
- Good night, Happy.
52:47.188 --> 52:48.563
- You remember the story, right?
- Yes.
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Dickson,
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we are making vindaloo today.
52:54.230 --> 52:55.188
Yes, Mama.
52:55.980 --> 52:56.855
Gomez.
52:57.688 --> 52:58.563
Update, men.
52:58.730 --> 52:59.605
Mama,
52:59.688 --> 53:02.271
International Supermodel Milind Morea
has finally accepted our contract.
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Where is the foreigner?
53:07.396 --> 53:08.271
Mama,
53:08.646 --> 53:10.938
that foreigner turned into a superman.
53:11.105 --> 53:12.480
Yeah, Mama.
53:13.438 --> 53:14.688
He was really dangerous.
53:15.563 --> 53:17.396
First, he did a massive fart
in the entire room,
53:18.188 --> 53:19.730
then this demonic witch turned up.
53:20.563 --> 53:23.021
And beat us in the darkness.
53:25.688 --> 53:26.688
How many men were there, men?
53:27.855 --> 53:28.813
Us...
53:29.813 --> 53:30.688
four.
53:30.980 --> 53:31.896
And just him?
53:32.855 --> 53:34.105
Yes, just one.
53:35.021 --> 53:35.980
Plus, demonic witch!
53:47.521 --> 53:48.396
Cutlet?
53:51.230 --> 53:52.230
Then?
53:52.563 --> 53:54.230
Then they suddenly vanished.
53:54.771 --> 53:56.021
And then, we ran.
53:56.230 --> 53:57.313
- Yes.
- Yes.
54:00.521 --> 54:02.063
But, Mama, honestly--
54:02.146 --> 54:03.146
Who ran first?
54:22.730 --> 54:23.855
You must be hungry.
54:27.230 --> 54:28.105
Eat, men.
54:43.230 --> 54:44.146
Spice.
54:44.355 --> 54:47.230
Until there's no taste
of chili in Goan food,
54:47.313 --> 54:48.313
there's no fun, is there?
54:48.438 --> 54:49.313
Hello.
54:49.605 --> 54:50.480
How are you?
54:51.438 --> 54:52.438
Listen,
54:52.730 --> 54:55.105
our Plan B is now our Plan A.
55:02.813 --> 55:04.271
And naturally,
the spiciness will all combine.
55:08.605 --> 55:10.480
Now we'll add some
55:10.813 --> 55:13.438
salt to taste.
55:27.605 --> 55:29.730
Good morning, Agent Patel.
55:37.355 --> 55:38.230
Last night...
55:40.521 --> 55:41.438
did anything happen?
55:42.688 --> 55:43.688
I don't think so.
55:49.521 --> 55:50.980
These clothes aren't mine.
55:51.438 --> 55:54.105
Your clothes are on that chair over there.
55:55.271 --> 55:56.855
When I came in this morning,
I got you changed.
55:58.646 --> 55:59.646
Why, Geet?
55:59.980 --> 56:01.438
You looked sad.
56:05.063 --> 56:07.063
- Geet...
- Buckingham, your bird's here!
56:07.271 --> 56:08.271
What?
56:16.313 --> 56:17.188
Hey...
56:18.021 --> 56:18.896
Rupa.
56:19.146 --> 56:20.105
I went to your house.
56:21.188 --> 56:23.855
Your neighbor told me you got drunk
and came here last night.
56:25.855 --> 56:26.855
Are these your clothes?
56:27.605 --> 56:28.480
Yes.
56:28.813 --> 56:29.980
No, no.
56:30.105 --> 56:31.063
These...
56:32.396 --> 56:34.230
Apparently, I was looking sad...
56:35.438 --> 56:36.355
I don't know.
56:36.438 --> 56:37.313
Hi.
56:38.938 --> 56:39.813
Hi.
56:40.188 --> 56:41.063
Happy...
56:42.355 --> 56:43.396
I've really thought about it.
56:43.938 --> 56:44.813
Oh.
56:45.063 --> 56:46.188
About us.
56:46.688 --> 56:47.563
Oh.
56:47.771 --> 56:51.188
And... if you want to cook for me...
56:53.105 --> 56:54.188
then I wouldn't mind.
56:55.855 --> 56:56.730
Yes.
56:58.146 --> 57:01.313
Absolutely. I will make a feast for you.
57:05.646 --> 57:06.563
Rupa...
57:08.646 --> 57:09.563
I'm a spy.
57:11.188 --> 57:12.980
I'm in India on a mission
57:13.063 --> 57:14.605
to find a white girl.
57:14.855 --> 57:16.355
Not for me, just in general.
57:16.438 --> 57:19.063
And I can't find her.
57:20.480 --> 57:23.146
Pretty soon, I'm going to lose my job,
and I'll have to go back home--
57:23.230 --> 57:24.188
There is one idea.
57:24.396 --> 57:25.271
Listen.
57:25.355 --> 57:27.521
At Mama's, Mama's goons work.
57:27.605 --> 57:28.480
Your mother--
57:28.563 --> 57:29.855
Why don't we just follow them?
57:31.021 --> 57:32.605
Wherever Mama's is catering,
57:32.855 --> 57:34.271
Mama's goons will be there.
57:35.688 --> 57:36.938
She's a genius.
57:37.355 --> 57:38.355
It's common sense.
57:39.271 --> 57:41.563
I mean, she's 16, we can be nice.
57:41.688 --> 57:43.605
By the time I was 16,
I had four cases on me.
57:46.105 --> 57:47.105
What, like luggage?
57:47.188 --> 57:48.063
Look at this.
57:48.188 --> 57:49.771
There's an event invitation on Facebook.
57:50.271 --> 57:52.480
Mama sets up a stall
at every night market.
57:52.605 --> 57:54.146
Tomorrow night, I'm performing there.
57:54.938 --> 57:55.813
I will be there.
57:59.021 --> 58:00.188
So the plan is simple.
58:00.355 --> 58:02.896
Mama's goons will know
where Beatrice is being held.
58:03.063 --> 58:05.438
Geet, Happy, you put trackers
on the goons.
58:05.521 --> 58:06.396
And, Rupa,
58:06.480 --> 58:08.396
you create a distraction.
Copy?
58:08.688 --> 58:09.938
- Copy.
- Copy.
58:10.396 --> 58:11.271
Can't hear.
58:11.646 --> 58:12.605
You ready?
58:23.521 --> 58:24.480
Hello, friends.
58:24.896 --> 58:27.021
Welcome to the Panjor Night Market, man.
58:27.188 --> 58:28.563
For your entertainment,
58:28.771 --> 58:30.730
let's have a huge round of applause
58:30.980 --> 58:32.605
for Kashmir's Kali,
58:33.230 --> 58:34.688
Panjor's Pretty,
58:35.230 --> 58:36.855
Dancing Queen...
58:37.063 --> 58:38.938
Rupa!
58:47.063 --> 58:48.063
Happy.
58:48.896 --> 58:49.771
Happy?
58:50.146 --> 58:51.146
Happy, focus.
59:07.438 --> 59:08.646
Shut up! Shut up!
59:09.146 --> 59:11.813
Your booing makes
no difference to me, alright!
59:12.188 --> 59:14.146
The plan's failing,
the dancing shouldn't stop.
59:14.313 --> 59:16.271
Dance is freedom, freedom!
59:16.355 --> 59:17.230
Geet...
59:17.813 --> 59:19.271
We will have to distract everyone.
59:19.396 --> 59:21.438
If your moms had learned to move as much,
59:21.521 --> 59:23.355
you wouldn't have been born,
you fuckers!
59:25.230 --> 59:27.480
She just lay with your fat-ass dad!
59:27.688 --> 59:28.688
Oh shit, man.
59:28.896 --> 59:30.021
That's messed up.
59:30.688 --> 59:31.563
How much?
59:31.646 --> 59:33.980
So I'm introducing you to
the main act of the evening
59:34.188 --> 59:35.355
a little early.
59:35.438 --> 59:37.230
Let's have a huge round of applause
59:37.480 --> 59:39.146
for Ash King!
59:39.813 --> 59:41.855
Tell Ash King to sing his longest song.
59:42.938 --> 59:45.605
- It's lovely to be here in Panjor.
- Ash King...
59:46.896 --> 59:48.688
Today you have to sing
59:49.230 --> 59:50.938
your best song ever.
59:51.396 --> 59:52.938
Not the best, long!
59:55.480 --> 59:56.396
Alright.
59:57.396 --> 59:58.563
I'm going to have to touch her.
01:00:02.396 --> 01:00:03.980
Happy, what the hell are you doing?
01:00:04.188 --> 01:00:05.438
This is your plan?
01:02:12.563 --> 01:02:14.396
Do not disconnect.
I said, "Do not disconnect!"
01:02:45.813 --> 01:02:46.813
We've come from Mama's.
01:02:47.230 --> 01:02:49.313
I told you, man. We've all come
from a mother.
01:02:49.396 --> 01:02:50.313
This--
01:02:54.896 --> 01:02:56.896
MI7 will terminate you.
01:02:57.105 --> 01:02:58.771
Our investigation
01:02:59.105 --> 01:03:00.313
will probably fail.
01:03:00.396 --> 01:03:01.355
You're falling for me, right?
01:03:01.438 --> 01:03:02.646
Something's missing...
01:03:02.730 --> 01:03:04.480
You can still make it work.
01:03:04.605 --> 01:03:05.521
Take care.
01:03:21.480 --> 01:03:22.730
Excellent work, Rupa.
01:03:23.938 --> 01:03:25.021
Mama, what's going on?
01:03:29.855 --> 01:03:30.730
You two...
01:03:32.146 --> 01:03:33.105
Cutlet?
01:03:35.896 --> 01:03:37.688
One piece would be nice, right?
Thank you.
01:03:39.896 --> 01:03:41.605
You're right, I am feeling
a little peckish.
01:03:41.688 --> 01:03:42.855
But this is not the time!
01:03:44.021 --> 01:03:44.896
Excuse me...
01:03:46.188 --> 01:03:48.938
According to our investigative findings,
you are "M".
01:03:49.313 --> 01:03:51.980
The person who has kidnapped
Beatrice Fefferbaum.
01:03:52.188 --> 01:03:53.063
And...
01:03:53.188 --> 01:03:56.730
We have come here to find her.
01:03:56.813 --> 01:03:57.688
Dickhead...
01:03:59.021 --> 01:04:01.146
What do you think, I'm just going to
give it all up like that?
01:04:02.230 --> 01:04:03.146
First, you tell me.
01:04:03.771 --> 01:04:05.188
How would you like to die, man?
01:04:08.688 --> 01:04:09.563
Mama ji,
01:04:10.396 --> 01:04:12.688
Mama ji, you may as well
give us at least two pieces.
01:04:12.938 --> 01:04:14.355
He's definitely hungry.
01:04:14.438 --> 01:04:15.521
You know me so well.
01:04:15.605 --> 01:04:16.563
Shut up, both of you!
01:04:17.396 --> 01:04:19.105
Mama, you said, “Keep him busy,
01:04:19.230 --> 01:04:21.313
break his heart, and he'll be
disheartened and go home himself.”
01:04:24.646 --> 01:04:25.563
Rupa...
01:04:26.688 --> 01:04:29.771
A curry leaf in a hot pan has no idea
what is about to be cooked.
01:04:30.688 --> 01:04:31.896
You are the curry leaf.
01:04:33.021 --> 01:04:33.896
Profound.
01:04:34.438 --> 01:04:35.938
Oh! Very profound!
01:04:37.188 --> 01:04:38.188
I have an idea.
01:04:39.688 --> 01:04:41.855
I'm not going to kill you just like that.
01:04:42.105 --> 01:04:43.313
Let's have some fun first.
01:04:45.855 --> 01:04:47.063
She's got a--
01:04:47.146 --> 01:04:48.730
- Bell.
- Bell!
01:04:49.563 --> 01:04:50.438
Bell?
01:04:50.563 --> 01:04:51.438
I have no idea.
01:04:51.563 --> 01:04:53.146
Dickson, Rickson, Carlton...
01:04:55.063 --> 01:04:56.146
special torture.
01:05:01.605 --> 01:05:02.771
Alright, it's fine.
01:05:03.188 --> 01:05:05.355
MI7 gives us torture training.
01:05:05.730 --> 01:05:06.813
You can't break me.
01:05:07.063 --> 01:05:08.980
I've seen "Slumdog" three times.
01:05:11.271 --> 01:05:12.271
We shall see.
01:05:12.646 --> 01:05:13.521
Alright.
01:05:18.230 --> 01:05:20.271
My heart is melting
01:05:20.563 --> 01:05:22.563
My tears have hardened
01:05:22.771 --> 01:05:25.021
Love is my enemy
01:05:25.105 --> 01:05:26.980
Friends are my time
01:05:27.188 --> 01:05:29.438
My love
01:05:29.521 --> 01:05:31.730
My beloved
01:05:31.896 --> 01:05:34.188
My love
01:05:34.438 --> 01:05:36.188
My beloved
01:05:36.438 --> 01:05:38.230
My love
01:05:38.438 --> 01:05:39.355
My belov--
01:05:39.771 --> 01:05:42.646
I will meet you
01:05:42.980 --> 01:05:45.521
By the river bank
01:05:45.688 --> 01:05:48.230
I will meet you
01:05:48.855 --> 01:05:51.355
By the river bank
01:05:51.563 --> 01:05:54.230
Loneliness is my bottle
01:05:54.438 --> 01:05:56.646
The bottle is calling you
01:05:56.813 --> 01:05:57.855
Calling
01:05:57.938 --> 01:05:59.980
Loneliness is my bottle
01:06:00.063 --> 01:06:01.438
Alright, enough!
01:06:01.730 --> 01:06:02.980
Enough!
Enough!
01:06:03.063 --> 01:06:04.896
- Calling...
- Alright.
01:06:05.313 --> 01:06:06.480
What do you want?
01:06:06.646 --> 01:06:07.980
What?!
01:06:15.188 --> 01:06:17.605
What I want is already in front of me,
01:06:18.896 --> 01:06:19.980
Happy Patel.
01:06:20.896 --> 01:06:22.021
Oh!
01:06:22.563 --> 01:06:24.730
I waited my whole bloody life for this.
01:06:27.105 --> 01:06:30.146
It took a lot of time and research
to find you.
01:06:32.105 --> 01:06:33.438
And while looking,
01:06:33.521 --> 01:06:35.980
I stumbled across my new
business plan.
01:06:37.813 --> 01:06:39.271
But business on the side for now...
01:06:41.188 --> 01:06:43.730
Today I'm going to beat you so badly,
you will wish you were never born.
01:06:44.146 --> 01:06:45.021
No.
01:06:46.146 --> 01:06:47.521
- Mama.
- What?
01:06:52.896 --> 01:06:53.771
Happy?
01:06:55.313 --> 01:06:56.313
There's a problem...
01:06:56.771 --> 01:06:59.271
It's International Supermodel
Milind Morea's birthday.
01:06:59.438 --> 01:07:01.396
- He is saying he won't shoot the ad.
- Happy!
01:07:01.480 --> 01:07:02.396
Tell him,
01:07:02.521 --> 01:07:04.271
I'll make a strawberry cake for him.
01:07:04.938 --> 01:07:06.563
And I'll feed him with my own hands.
01:07:07.063 --> 01:07:08.855
- Celebrities these days!
- Happy...
01:07:12.063 --> 01:07:12.980
I'll just be back.
01:07:13.230 --> 01:07:14.105
Okay.
01:07:16.646 --> 01:07:17.521
Happy...
01:07:17.938 --> 01:07:18.813
Wake him up.
01:07:18.938 --> 01:07:19.896
How?
01:07:27.688 --> 01:07:28.688
Sandwich!
01:07:31.063 --> 01:07:32.188
My fin--
01:07:35.188 --> 01:07:36.355
- Happy...
- Listen.
01:07:40.855 --> 01:07:42.730
Do exactly as I say.
01:07:43.146 --> 01:07:44.730
It's the only way we'll be
able to get out of here.
01:07:45.188 --> 01:07:46.521
All--
01:07:46.771 --> 01:07:47.646
You shut up.
01:07:47.980 --> 01:07:49.188
You just shut up!
01:07:49.438 --> 01:07:50.563
Alright!
01:07:50.730 --> 01:07:51.605
You're a mule!
01:07:51.813 --> 01:07:52.730
Traitor!
01:07:54.688 --> 01:07:56.105
You have beaten us.
01:07:56.188 --> 01:07:57.063
Betrayed!
01:07:57.480 --> 01:07:58.355
From today,
01:07:58.480 --> 01:08:00.271
we are going to do whatever I say!
01:08:00.646 --> 01:08:01.521
Do--
01:08:01.605 --> 01:08:03.146
The last one was correct.
01:08:03.563 --> 01:08:04.771
When I give you the signal,
01:08:05.063 --> 01:08:05.938
we...
01:08:07.396 --> 01:08:09.563
will stand up and go to the door.
01:08:09.730 --> 01:08:10.605
Alright?
01:08:10.688 --> 01:08:11.771
With collective force,
01:08:12.063 --> 01:08:13.271
we'll break through the door.
01:08:14.188 --> 01:08:15.688
- What?
- She didn't hear a thing.
01:08:15.813 --> 01:08:17.480
Then you bloody tell her, man!
01:08:19.438 --> 01:08:20.646
He will give us a signal,
01:08:21.063 --> 01:08:22.438
then his thing will stand up.
01:08:22.896 --> 01:08:24.855
Then he'll shove it in the door,
01:08:25.271 --> 01:08:26.605
and his thing will break.
01:08:27.355 --> 01:08:28.771
What!
What's the point of that?
01:08:28.980 --> 01:08:30.313
The door is really strong.
01:08:30.605 --> 01:08:33.146
I'll cut the ropes
and hit both of them.
01:08:34.313 --> 01:08:35.271
She's saying
01:08:35.396 --> 01:08:36.855
your thing is really strong!
01:08:37.271 --> 01:08:38.771
She'll chop it off.
01:08:38.980 --> 01:08:40.230
And hit us with it!
01:08:40.313 --> 01:08:42.605
What? Here? Now? Why?
01:08:42.730 --> 01:08:43.938
I don't know.
01:08:44.313 --> 01:08:46.355
But when you both have sex,
01:08:46.980 --> 01:08:48.771
the world will have a tsunami.
01:08:48.855 --> 01:08:50.021
Oh God! Geet, you...
01:08:50.146 --> 01:08:51.355
Get me Papa's gun.
01:08:54.730 --> 01:08:56.146
You want Fefferbaum?
01:08:56.563 --> 01:08:57.980
You can take her and go.
01:08:59.563 --> 01:09:01.563
If you make it out of here alive!
01:09:04.021 --> 01:09:05.188
Any last words, man?
01:09:12.063 --> 01:09:13.313
Hello?
01:09:16.771 --> 01:09:17.646
Mama?
01:09:20.563 --> 01:09:21.438
Mama...
01:09:22.646 --> 01:09:24.146
Rupa, me too.
01:09:24.813 --> 01:09:26.188
Sorry, reflex action.
01:09:30.605 --> 01:09:31.480
Where is it?
01:09:31.605 --> 01:09:32.730
My finger!
01:09:35.021 --> 01:09:36.063
Where is it? Where is it?
01:09:36.146 --> 01:09:37.021
Where did it go?
01:09:37.105 --> 01:09:37.980
My finger!
01:09:38.063 --> 01:09:39.688
- Open, open!
- Geet, hurry.
01:09:40.980 --> 01:09:41.980
Happy, come on!
01:09:57.021 --> 01:09:57.896
No.
01:10:03.438 --> 01:10:04.396
That was...
01:10:08.188 --> 01:10:09.063
my...
01:10:10.938 --> 01:10:13.605
tasting finger!
01:11:02.230 --> 01:11:03.813
Oh, my balls!
01:11:05.646 --> 01:11:06.521
Happy...
01:11:06.980 --> 01:11:07.855
I'm fine.
01:11:07.938 --> 01:11:09.188
- Happy...
- I'm fine.
01:11:09.521 --> 01:11:10.646
- Here.
- Oh God...
01:11:11.271 --> 01:11:13.896
- Come on.
- How do you fix a finger?
01:11:16.230 --> 01:11:17.355
Happy.
01:11:18.438 --> 01:11:19.313
Roxy.
01:11:19.563 --> 01:11:20.688
What are you doing here?
01:11:20.813 --> 01:11:22.813
I've come to save you, Union Jack.
01:11:23.021 --> 01:11:24.855
First, I hacked the circuit system,
01:11:24.938 --> 01:11:27.230
then I installed my
automated fuse diffusion wire.
01:11:27.355 --> 01:11:28.646
That's it!
Light's out!
01:11:28.980 --> 01:11:31.063
Yeah, no, you're right.
I understood all of that.
01:11:31.896 --> 01:11:32.771
Happy...
01:11:33.313 --> 01:11:34.188
No!
01:11:34.855 --> 01:11:35.855
Traitor.
01:11:39.688 --> 01:11:40.563
Hey, man.
01:11:46.021 --> 01:11:47.396
Why are you fairer?
01:11:49.730 --> 01:11:51.563
What the hell is going on
with your skin, man?
01:11:52.146 --> 01:11:53.980
- Mama, pigmentation--
- Shut up!
01:11:58.063 --> 01:11:58.938
Hey,
01:11:59.063 --> 01:11:59.938
bounce!
01:12:04.396 --> 01:12:05.271
Find them.
01:12:05.688 --> 01:12:07.063
Yes, Mama. I'll go right now.
01:12:17.188 --> 01:12:18.063
But...
01:12:18.688 --> 01:12:19.563
Where shall I go to find them?
01:12:19.646 --> 01:12:20.688
I wasn't here when they left.
01:12:25.188 --> 01:12:26.063
Gomez?
01:12:26.730 --> 01:12:27.646
Gomez, please, bro.
01:12:27.855 --> 01:12:28.855
You just shot me, Gomez.
01:12:28.938 --> 01:12:29.813
Wait.
01:12:30.021 --> 01:12:31.396
Gomez, let's talk about it for one second.
01:12:33.396 --> 01:12:34.396
Not cool!
01:12:36.271 --> 01:12:37.646
Good morning, Wimbledon.
01:12:49.188 --> 01:12:50.188
Namaste.
01:12:52.605 --> 01:12:53.980
Who are you?
01:12:54.438 --> 01:12:55.396
Who are you?
01:12:55.938 --> 01:12:57.605
- What--
- You're Happy Patel.
01:12:58.230 --> 01:12:59.688
MI7 ‘s low-level agent.
01:13:00.105 --> 01:13:01.188
You're here undercover.
01:13:01.563 --> 01:13:04.063
Investigating Beatrice
Fefferbaum's kidnapping.
01:13:06.438 --> 01:13:07.313
And you?
01:13:07.438 --> 01:13:08.313
You're Roxy.
01:13:08.396 --> 01:13:09.271
From Panjor.
01:13:09.396 --> 01:13:10.980
An orphan girl with an IQ of 200.
01:13:12.688 --> 01:13:13.730
And you.
01:13:15.230 --> 01:13:16.105
You're Geet.
01:13:26.480 --> 01:13:27.688
You tricked us.
01:13:27.813 --> 01:13:29.188
Guys, I didn't trick anyone.
01:13:29.521 --> 01:13:30.480
- Fuck off!
- Fuck off!
01:13:30.563 --> 01:13:32.230
- Just saying.
- Rupa Kumar...
01:13:32.855 --> 01:13:34.355
choreographer and dancer.
01:13:35.146 --> 01:13:39.146
At a time, she charges
3400 plus GST per performance.
01:13:39.688 --> 01:13:41.980
Earlier, she was Mama's right hand.
01:13:42.313 --> 01:13:43.521
And now she works for C.I.S.S.
01:13:44.646 --> 01:13:48.105
Secret agent of the Confidential
Indian Secret Service.
01:13:52.521 --> 01:13:54.063
You're an agent, she's an agent.
01:13:54.188 --> 01:13:55.188
Your kid
01:13:55.313 --> 01:13:56.688
will definitely get an MBA.
01:13:59.396 --> 01:14:03.396
We have been observing
Mama's operation for five years.
01:14:03.938 --> 01:14:07.896
She took over her father's entire business
and expanded it.
01:14:08.313 --> 01:14:10.313
Now she has become the Don of Goa.
01:14:11.105 --> 01:14:12.980
To get close to her,
01:14:13.688 --> 01:14:15.313
we recruited Rupa.
01:14:16.813 --> 01:14:18.438
I had to trap you.
01:14:18.730 --> 01:14:20.313
Or I would have blown my own cover.
01:14:20.730 --> 01:14:23.355
We know that Mama
is planning something big.
01:14:23.521 --> 01:14:25.521
And we need to find out what that is,
01:14:25.855 --> 01:14:27.021
and stop it.
01:14:27.355 --> 01:14:29.605
Hang on,
I can help you with all of this.
01:14:29.688 --> 01:14:30.563
Absolutely not!
01:14:30.646 --> 01:14:31.896
You're not qualified.
01:14:32.063 --> 01:14:34.730
You fucked up our entire operation.
Almost.
01:14:34.813 --> 01:14:36.480
Look, I have information.
01:14:36.563 --> 01:14:38.146
- Information?
- Information.
01:14:38.313 --> 01:14:39.480
What type of information?
01:14:39.563 --> 01:14:40.730
Informative type of information.
01:14:40.813 --> 01:14:42.813
What other type of information is there?
What the fu--
01:14:42.896 --> 01:14:43.855
Listen, alright.
01:14:43.938 --> 01:14:46.521
I saw outside of Mama's house
01:14:46.605 --> 01:14:48.855
AG Packerwal, with boxes.
01:14:48.938 --> 01:14:49.813
- Hey, bounce!
- Alright?
01:14:49.938 --> 01:14:50.980
I think
01:14:51.146 --> 01:14:53.813
there's something going on inside
AG Packerwal's warehouse.
01:14:54.105 --> 01:14:55.230
I'm not the wife!
01:14:58.188 --> 01:14:59.063
One minute.
01:15:02.396 --> 01:15:04.813
- What do you think?
- Seems fine.
01:15:04.896 --> 01:15:06.355
I don't know.
01:15:06.605 --> 01:15:09.980
- I don't think he is lying.
- It's risky, but alright.
01:15:10.313 --> 01:15:11.730
We should also say something.
01:15:13.563 --> 01:15:14.730
I don't have anything to say.
01:15:14.813 --> 01:15:16.063
- Agent Patel.
- Yes?
01:15:16.563 --> 01:15:18.480
Do you agree to collaborate
with our agency?
01:15:20.188 --> 01:15:21.063
Yes.
01:15:22.063 --> 01:15:24.230
- Yes!
- Hey, kids are not allowed!
01:15:27.355 --> 01:15:28.230
Excuse me?
01:15:28.396 --> 01:15:29.271
Good luck.
01:15:29.355 --> 01:15:33.063
We'll raid AG Packerwal's warehouse
tomorrow night.
01:15:33.313 --> 01:15:34.188
Yeah.
01:15:35.105 --> 01:15:36.188
Collaboration.
01:15:36.563 --> 01:15:37.438
You
01:15:37.605 --> 01:15:38.480
and us,
01:15:38.563 --> 01:15:39.438
and backup
01:15:39.521 --> 01:15:40.438
- as one.
- No!
01:15:40.938 --> 01:15:41.896
Just us.
01:15:42.063 --> 01:15:42.938
Fuck the what?
01:15:43.063 --> 01:15:43.938
Us.
01:15:44.313 --> 01:15:45.855
Who's that? I--
01:15:46.146 --> 01:15:47.063
Hey!
01:15:50.730 --> 01:15:51.605
Don't try to act over smart.
01:15:51.688 --> 01:15:52.646
This is our area.
01:15:53.563 --> 01:15:54.563
Dear diary,
01:15:55.105 --> 01:15:56.188
"M" is Mama.
01:15:56.771 --> 01:15:58.146
But who's Apan?
01:15:58.646 --> 01:16:00.021
And why are we fucking--
01:16:05.271 --> 01:16:06.188
You?
01:16:06.813 --> 01:16:08.105
I couldn't sleep.
01:16:08.938 --> 01:16:09.938
Drink?
01:16:10.813 --> 01:16:12.938
I worked for Mama for five years.
01:16:14.438 --> 01:16:16.438
If I had given her up to CISS,
01:16:16.563 --> 01:16:18.896
they would have cleaned my entire record.
01:16:21.813 --> 01:16:22.980
That's why I dance.
01:16:24.438 --> 01:16:25.855
Because when I dance,
01:16:25.938 --> 01:16:28.521
I don't feel like one of Mama's puppets.
01:16:34.313 --> 01:16:36.646
I failed the MI7 exam five times.
01:16:39.355 --> 01:16:40.480
Seven times.
01:16:43.896 --> 01:16:44.896
My dads
01:16:45.188 --> 01:16:46.688
are amazing agents.
01:16:47.563 --> 01:16:48.896
And when I cook,
01:16:53.063 --> 01:16:54.688
it helps me forget...
01:16:56.021 --> 01:16:56.896
that I'm not as good as them.
01:16:58.146 --> 01:17:00.313
That was a nostalgic composition.
01:17:00.646 --> 01:17:02.188
Hero-Heroine's backstory.
01:17:02.521 --> 01:17:03.896
Our next song.
01:17:04.063 --> 01:17:05.938
Chemistry and Marathi rap.
01:17:07.938 --> 01:17:10.230
You're not a bad agent at all.
01:17:15.438 --> 01:17:16.813
And I love
01:17:17.813 --> 01:17:19.063
the way you dance.
01:17:40.563 --> 01:17:41.438
Alright.
01:17:42.188 --> 01:17:43.396
Complete silence.
01:17:44.146 --> 01:17:45.521
This is... a wall!
01:17:45.938 --> 01:17:47.813
- Hey! Over here!
- Where are we? Oh!
01:17:49.438 --> 01:17:50.313
Sorry.
01:17:53.230 --> 01:17:54.105
Happy,
01:17:54.188 --> 01:17:55.063
I have an idea.
01:17:55.188 --> 01:17:56.605
We need a diversion.
01:17:56.730 --> 01:17:58.396
Mama has kidnapped a bunch of people
and kept them here.
01:17:58.563 --> 01:17:59.688
I'll go and set them free.
01:17:59.896 --> 01:18:01.105
Then I'll signal you.
01:18:01.188 --> 01:18:02.063
Then you save them all.
01:18:02.771 --> 01:18:04.063
Yeah.
01:18:04.646 --> 01:18:05.521
Good luck.
01:18:15.646 --> 01:18:16.605
Alright.
01:18:17.438 --> 01:18:18.730
- Will it explode?
- It will, man.
01:18:18.813 --> 01:18:20.355
Are you sure it will explode? When?
01:18:21.021 --> 01:18:21.896
I don't know. Three...
01:18:22.105 --> 01:18:22.980
Two...
01:18:23.438 --> 01:18:24.563
Oh, bang!
01:18:40.855 --> 01:18:42.188
Who are they?
01:18:42.605 --> 01:18:43.521
Not now, Geet.
01:18:44.605 --> 01:18:46.521
Agent Patel, use your training!
01:18:54.438 --> 01:18:55.313
What's this?
01:18:56.521 --> 01:18:57.480
Singham!
01:18:57.563 --> 01:18:59.563
Singham had a gun!
01:19:00.230 --> 01:19:01.188
What?
01:19:06.771 --> 01:19:08.396
Rupa! Rupa, are you alright?
01:19:08.646 --> 01:19:09.563
Geet.
01:19:09.771 --> 01:19:11.063
Hey, what are you doing here?
01:19:11.313 --> 01:19:12.938
Mamareal sent me an endorsement deal.
01:19:13.188 --> 01:19:14.813
I didn't read the fine print properly...
01:19:15.105 --> 01:19:16.396
kidnapping was mentioned in it.
01:19:20.813 --> 01:19:22.313
International...
01:19:22.396 --> 01:19:23.688
- Supermodel...
- Supermodel...
01:19:24.146 --> 01:19:25.105
- Milind...
- Milind...
01:19:29.938 --> 01:19:30.896
Morea!
01:19:31.480 --> 01:19:32.396
Who's that?
01:19:45.105 --> 01:19:45.980
Oh!
01:19:46.063 --> 01:19:47.230
Oh God.
01:19:52.938 --> 01:19:53.813
Alright...
01:19:55.438 --> 01:19:56.355
Oh shit!
01:20:15.521 --> 01:20:16.563
You twist.
01:20:17.230 --> 01:20:18.230
Oh.
01:20:26.480 --> 01:20:29.438
You stop it! Stop what you're--
01:21:06.188 --> 01:21:08.563
Milind sir, can you help the others?
01:21:09.980 --> 01:21:10.938
Sorry.
01:21:11.855 --> 01:21:13.105
I have a facial booked today.
01:21:15.688 --> 01:21:17.146
Makes sense.
01:21:19.730 --> 01:21:20.813
Geet...
01:21:21.146 --> 01:21:22.021
Throw the bottle!
01:21:22.146 --> 01:21:23.063
Smash that glass!
01:21:30.146 --> 01:21:31.896
Ms. Fefferbaum...
01:21:32.521 --> 01:21:34.313
His Majesty's, I'm here...
01:21:35.938 --> 01:21:36.855
I'm fine.
01:21:38.646 --> 01:21:39.521
I'm...
01:21:41.146 --> 01:21:42.646
Here to...
01:21:42.980 --> 01:21:44.438
rescue you...
01:21:45.855 --> 01:21:46.730
Oh!
01:21:49.188 --> 01:21:50.688
I can walk, you know.
01:21:51.105 --> 01:21:52.813
- I'm actually fine, you know.
- This is the mission!
01:22:02.563 --> 01:22:04.396
Hey, why isn't Mama here?
01:22:04.688 --> 01:22:05.646
- Are you alright?
- Yes.
01:22:05.730 --> 01:22:07.605
You completely wasted our time.
01:22:08.021 --> 01:22:09.396
You have no idea what I have been through.
01:22:09.813 --> 01:22:10.730
I know someone will come.
01:22:10.813 --> 01:22:12.480
You were the one who gave
this information, Agent Kumar.
01:22:12.688 --> 01:22:14.146
You got some explaining to do. Come on.
01:22:14.271 --> 01:22:15.980
You told us Mama would be here
in the warehouse.
01:22:16.063 --> 01:22:17.188
- Oh God.
- You lied.
01:22:17.438 --> 01:22:20.271
If you are handing out
kisses to everyone, then...
01:22:20.938 --> 01:22:22.146
I also rescue.
01:22:23.146 --> 01:22:24.021
Agent Mole.
01:22:24.105 --> 01:22:25.730
Operation Homecoming is a success.
01:22:25.855 --> 01:22:27.063
It's not a success.
01:22:27.438 --> 01:22:28.605
You've gone viral.
01:22:28.813 --> 01:22:29.813
I feel fine.
01:22:29.938 --> 01:22:31.605
The extraction ship is on the way.
01:22:31.896 --> 01:22:33.480
Ms. Fefferbaum is coming home.
01:22:33.688 --> 01:22:34.563
No, sir. You--
01:22:34.646 --> 01:22:37.896
But your identity has been
compromised on the internet.
01:22:37.980 --> 01:22:39.980
- What?
- This conversation never happened.
01:22:40.438 --> 01:22:41.521
Shit, alright.
01:22:41.646 --> 01:22:42.521
Geet,
01:22:42.605 --> 01:22:43.855
I'm going to Abonda.
01:22:45.730 --> 01:22:46.730
Check on Roxy.
01:22:46.980 --> 01:22:48.730
Yeah, but I can drop you in a taxi.
01:22:48.813 --> 01:22:49.938
- On the way.
- This is the mission!
01:22:51.355 --> 01:22:52.605
Or I could walk.
01:22:52.688 --> 01:22:54.313
No. Not on my watch, ma'am.
01:22:56.938 --> 01:22:59.730
Let's do one thing, we have
this meat with us.
01:22:59.813 --> 01:23:01.271
And with this meat...
01:23:01.438 --> 01:23:03.355
Mama, Happy and some police officers came,
01:23:03.480 --> 01:23:06.896
destroyed the warehouse,
and the white girl ran away too, Mama.
01:23:21.230 --> 01:23:22.771
We have brought you a small message
01:23:23.646 --> 01:23:24.605
from Mama.
01:23:39.355 --> 01:23:40.271
Are you okay?
01:23:41.063 --> 01:23:42.313
I'm fine. Are you okay?
01:23:42.396 --> 01:23:45.271
Again... my tailbone has been broken!
01:23:46.521 --> 01:23:47.813
I told you I could walk.
01:23:47.896 --> 01:23:49.021
This is the mission!
01:23:50.021 --> 01:23:51.021
Bye, Happy!
01:23:51.438 --> 01:23:52.313
Good luck!
01:23:52.563 --> 01:23:53.563
Thank you, guest.
01:24:15.021 --> 01:24:15.938
Are you okay?
01:24:16.438 --> 01:24:17.896
I'm fine, Fish n Chips.
01:24:20.105 --> 01:24:21.230
Oh, Geet, thank you.
01:24:21.896 --> 01:24:24.188
Happy, Mama's goons showed up.
01:24:25.188 --> 01:24:26.438
I saw them and hid.
01:24:27.730 --> 01:24:28.688
But...
01:24:29.313 --> 01:24:30.480
this was something else.
01:24:30.938 --> 01:24:33.771
I mean, all these years,
we've seen Mama's vengeance.
01:24:34.271 --> 01:24:35.980
This was something different.
01:24:40.938 --> 01:24:41.980
I'm sorry.
01:24:42.896 --> 01:24:44.271
But you are screwed.
01:24:46.730 --> 01:24:48.396
Three thousand views on this.
01:24:49.313 --> 01:24:50.688
And that's viral?
01:24:50.855 --> 01:24:51.938
Panjor viral.
01:24:52.230 --> 01:24:53.105
Oh.
01:24:57.563 --> 01:24:58.438
British.
01:24:58.521 --> 01:25:00.646
The British have stolen so much from us.
01:25:00.730 --> 01:25:01.605
Kohinoor Diamond,
01:25:01.688 --> 01:25:03.563
chicken tikka masala,
King Ko Lee.
01:25:03.688 --> 01:25:05.688
And in return, all they have given us is
01:25:05.896 --> 01:25:07.271
lust for fair skin!
01:25:07.480 --> 01:25:09.313
Lust for applying IMUMI creams!
01:25:09.563 --> 01:25:10.563
But did you know,
01:25:10.646 --> 01:25:13.646
buying IMUMI creams
only benefits the Brits?
01:25:13.855 --> 01:25:15.521
And to hide this information,
01:25:15.688 --> 01:25:17.855
they have now sent someone
to infiltrate us
01:25:17.938 --> 01:25:21.480
who looks like us, but is fully British!
01:25:21.688 --> 01:25:25.146
He's not our friend. He is a British pawn!
01:25:25.730 --> 01:25:27.355
That's why, Forget IMUMI.
01:25:27.563 --> 01:25:29.355
And use only homegrown desi
01:25:29.438 --> 01:25:31.105
Mamareal Fairness Cream.
01:25:31.438 --> 01:25:33.355
The need to become white will continue,
01:25:33.438 --> 01:25:35.146
but the benefit will be only Mama...
01:25:35.230 --> 01:25:36.938
I mean, India's.
01:25:44.605 --> 01:25:46.313
Did you know about this IMUMI stuff?
01:25:51.271 --> 01:25:52.146
Yes.
01:25:54.105 --> 01:25:55.855
I'm so sorry, I just...
01:25:56.813 --> 01:25:58.771
I was told that a girl's life was...
01:25:59.021 --> 01:26:00.188
on the line.
01:26:01.938 --> 01:26:03.271
And I was dying to be an agent.
01:26:05.271 --> 01:26:06.355
Just like my dads.
01:26:09.063 --> 01:26:11.021
Are you still dying to be an agent?
01:26:13.230 --> 01:26:14.105
No.
01:26:15.938 --> 01:26:17.355
I want to be a friend now, Geet.
01:26:20.313 --> 01:26:22.521
Panjor is not going to want
to be your friend.
01:26:55.188 --> 01:26:57.063
Tonight at 8:00 p.m.,
01:26:57.771 --> 01:26:59.980
give up Happy Patel.
01:27:00.688 --> 01:27:02.605
Or the whole of Goa will be on fire.
01:27:13.688 --> 01:27:14.563
Oh...
01:27:25.938 --> 01:27:26.813
Oh,
01:27:26.938 --> 01:27:27.813
thank you.
01:27:29.563 --> 01:27:30.438
Thank you.
01:27:34.105 --> 01:27:34.980
Oh God.
01:27:35.521 --> 01:27:36.396
This coffee is--
01:27:36.563 --> 01:27:37.813
It's last time's order.
01:27:41.021 --> 01:27:42.105
From five days ago?
01:27:42.896 --> 01:27:43.896
Yeah.
01:27:46.855 --> 01:27:47.730
Things...
01:27:48.438 --> 01:27:49.521
Cool down.
01:27:50.855 --> 01:27:53.563
The whole of Panjor is
a little hot right now.
01:27:56.230 --> 01:27:57.230
It will cool down.
01:28:00.688 --> 01:28:01.813
How do you know?
01:28:04.313 --> 01:28:06.855
In India, old people know everything.
01:28:07.605 --> 01:28:09.230
But I'm not Indian, am I?
01:28:09.313 --> 01:28:10.563
Why do you think that?
01:28:12.813 --> 01:28:13.813
I failed.
01:28:15.688 --> 01:28:17.063
I wasn't able to fit in.
01:28:34.730 --> 01:28:35.688
Happy...
01:28:37.730 --> 01:28:39.980
you have to be yourself.
01:28:40.480 --> 01:28:41.480
And then,
01:28:42.563 --> 01:28:43.688
you will be Indian.
01:28:56.355 --> 01:28:58.355
Thanks, old man.
01:29:01.688 --> 01:29:04.313
You should be an influencer.
01:29:06.188 --> 01:29:08.855
I already have an OnlyFan page.
01:29:11.480 --> 01:29:12.480
Oh.
01:29:18.355 --> 01:29:20.438
I don't know what's going to happen
after today.
01:29:22.063 --> 01:29:22.938
Probably,
01:29:23.688 --> 01:29:25.313
Mama will kill me.
01:29:29.771 --> 01:29:30.688
Definitely.
01:29:32.980 --> 01:29:34.063
A man...
01:29:34.980 --> 01:29:35.980
what is a man?
01:29:36.980 --> 01:29:37.855
Just...
01:29:39.313 --> 01:29:40.188
a fucker...
01:29:42.480 --> 01:29:43.480
I am a fucker.
01:29:45.813 --> 01:29:46.688
You...
01:29:48.063 --> 01:29:49.313
are fuckers.
01:29:50.188 --> 01:29:51.396
We are all...
01:29:53.855 --> 01:29:54.730
Fuckers!
01:29:55.521 --> 01:29:56.396
Right?
01:29:58.480 --> 01:29:59.355
When a...
01:29:59.813 --> 01:30:01.063
small fucker...
01:30:03.521 --> 01:30:04.813
flies into the sky.
01:30:06.730 --> 01:30:08.105
Flying is its job.
01:30:10.063 --> 01:30:11.271
I want to fly.
01:30:13.438 --> 01:30:14.438
With all
01:30:14.563 --> 01:30:15.605
you fuckers.
01:30:15.980 --> 01:30:16.855
Birds?
01:30:17.646 --> 01:30:18.521
Yes.
01:30:20.438 --> 01:30:21.813
My dads are foreigners.
01:30:24.313 --> 01:30:25.438
But I have...
01:30:27.271 --> 01:30:28.563
my mother's eyes.
01:30:29.063 --> 01:30:30.230
Mother's eyes.
01:30:31.063 --> 01:30:32.188
I am Indian.
01:30:36.688 --> 01:30:38.938
And I feel it for the first time.
01:30:40.063 --> 01:30:41.188
Inside my heart.
01:30:48.230 --> 01:30:49.105
And...
01:30:50.438 --> 01:30:51.438
this heart...
01:30:54.563 --> 01:30:55.438
only...
01:30:57.188 --> 01:30:59.521
beats...
01:30:59.980 --> 01:31:00.855
for you.
01:31:02.771 --> 01:31:03.646
Rupa.
01:31:06.188 --> 01:31:07.688
I love you.
01:31:10.938 --> 01:31:11.980
He means you.
01:31:13.563 --> 01:31:14.730
I know.
01:31:20.230 --> 01:31:21.521
Happy,
01:31:23.896 --> 01:31:25.438
I love you, too.
01:31:29.230 --> 01:31:30.105
Nice.
01:31:54.063 --> 01:31:55.646
We have to do
something about this.
01:31:55.980 --> 01:31:56.980
I know.
01:31:59.563 --> 01:32:00.438
Guys,
01:32:00.521 --> 01:32:02.396
I've got a really bad idea.
01:32:24.105 --> 01:32:25.313
Village people!
01:32:26.688 --> 01:32:27.563
Are you mad or what?!
01:32:27.646 --> 01:32:28.521
This is Goa, man!
01:32:28.605 --> 01:32:29.521
Right. Sorry.
01:32:30.188 --> 01:32:31.313
People of Goa!
01:32:31.563 --> 01:32:32.438
Correct.
01:32:32.521 --> 01:32:34.063
People of Panjor!
01:32:34.938 --> 01:32:35.813
And...
01:32:36.563 --> 01:32:39.605
people of the Greater Panjor area.
01:32:41.313 --> 01:32:44.230
For years, you have lived in fear of Mama.
01:32:45.563 --> 01:32:46.563
I'm tired.
01:32:47.355 --> 01:32:48.355
And I know...
01:32:48.813 --> 01:32:49.980
You are tired as well.
01:32:50.563 --> 01:32:51.563
I'm saying,
01:32:52.063 --> 01:32:52.938
today...
01:32:54.063 --> 01:32:56.230
We have a chance
01:32:58.313 --> 01:32:59.646
to defeat Mama.
01:33:01.313 --> 01:33:02.271
If you
01:33:02.855 --> 01:33:03.730
and I
01:33:03.896 --> 01:33:05.605
fight together
01:33:06.438 --> 01:33:07.438
as allies.
01:33:07.771 --> 01:33:09.230
But why should we take
your word for it?
01:33:09.730 --> 01:33:10.688
Good question.
01:33:11.521 --> 01:33:13.271
Because I, just like you,
01:33:13.355 --> 01:33:15.105
am a simple man.
01:33:15.188 --> 01:33:16.771
There is nothing bigger than that.
01:33:16.855 --> 01:33:19.313
But Mama has killed
simple men like you before.
01:33:19.563 --> 01:33:20.896
You are really negative, you know that.
01:33:20.980 --> 01:33:23.188
I'm not sure what happened
in your childhood.
01:33:23.271 --> 01:33:24.188
Just speaking facts.
01:33:24.313 --> 01:33:25.480
Alright, shit!
01:33:25.563 --> 01:33:26.480
Oh...
01:33:27.438 --> 01:33:28.730
Seventy minutes!
01:33:29.188 --> 01:33:30.063
Right
01:33:30.896 --> 01:33:32.688
Seventy minutes is all you have!
01:33:32.813 --> 01:33:33.771
Why? What's happening at 9:30 p.m.?
01:33:33.938 --> 01:33:35.646
Oh, lid of fuck! This is not...
01:33:35.730 --> 01:33:36.855
Oh, man!
01:33:37.271 --> 01:33:38.146
Wait.
01:33:38.563 --> 01:33:39.438
Listen,
01:33:39.605 --> 01:33:41.771
we have all become Mama's enemy now.
01:33:43.230 --> 01:33:44.771
Today she's asking for Happy.
01:33:45.146 --> 01:33:46.396
Who is she going to ask for tomorrow?
01:33:46.521 --> 01:33:47.396
You?
01:33:47.480 --> 01:33:48.438
Your family?
01:33:48.521 --> 01:33:49.980
How much more is she going to
extort us for?
01:33:50.105 --> 01:33:51.688
The extortion will keep rising.
01:33:52.105 --> 01:33:53.021
Will you be able to pay?
01:33:53.313 --> 01:33:54.563
For how long?
01:33:54.813 --> 01:33:56.938
It's his fault, I know.
01:33:57.896 --> 01:34:01.271
He's an idiot, childlike bastard!
01:34:01.438 --> 01:34:03.021
Beautiful ears, too...
01:34:03.521 --> 01:34:04.646
That's true.
01:34:04.938 --> 01:34:06.521
But I believe in him.
01:34:13.188 --> 01:34:16.813
Today, Happy Patel is banging a new beat.
01:34:17.563 --> 01:34:18.938
Can you hear it?
01:34:26.063 --> 01:34:28.438
So, now you are either with Mama
01:34:29.063 --> 01:34:29.980
or with us.
01:34:30.855 --> 01:34:32.605
But either way, we will dance.
01:35:28.438 --> 01:35:29.313
Patel?
01:35:33.230 --> 01:35:34.105
Panjor.
01:35:44.688 --> 01:35:46.188
Mama, it's a large crowd.
01:35:47.771 --> 01:35:49.063
If we kill everyone...
01:35:49.313 --> 01:35:50.271
Who will pay us?
01:35:57.188 --> 01:35:58.646
- Panjor!
- Panjor!
01:36:01.313 --> 01:36:02.605
- Panjor!
- Panjor!
01:36:06.646 --> 01:36:08.563
- Panjor!
- Panjor!
01:36:09.605 --> 01:36:11.230
Guys, we all know where we are, right?
01:36:11.355 --> 01:36:13.271
It's a local conflict, right?
01:36:13.563 --> 01:36:14.938
- Correct.
- Thank you.
01:36:15.313 --> 01:36:16.188
Sorry.
01:36:25.438 --> 01:36:26.563
Hi, my...
01:36:28.021 --> 01:36:28.938
angel.
01:36:31.480 --> 01:36:32.355
Namaste,
01:36:33.688 --> 01:36:34.563
Auntie.
01:36:37.313 --> 01:36:38.730
You know, there's an old saying,
01:36:39.730 --> 01:36:42.396
"No matter how sour the seed of
a piece of tamarind is,
01:36:43.605 --> 01:36:45.855
it settles once you cook it".
01:36:46.146 --> 01:36:49.646
But lady fingers should only be
fried in mustard oil.
01:36:51.313 --> 01:36:52.188
Oh yeah?
01:36:52.896 --> 01:36:53.771
Yeah.
01:37:00.063 --> 01:37:02.313
If you drank your mother's milk,
pull out your gun!
01:37:02.688 --> 01:37:04.605
Technically, my mother died
in the third scene of this film,
01:37:04.688 --> 01:37:06.063
so I couldn't drink her milk.
01:37:07.813 --> 01:37:10.105
But two very intelligent
people once said,
01:37:12.063 --> 01:37:13.021
"A real agent...
01:37:14.730 --> 01:37:16.230
doesn't need a gun."
01:37:17.396 --> 01:37:18.938
If you have guts,
01:37:21.105 --> 01:37:22.730
bring the real fight to me, Mama.
01:37:26.771 --> 01:37:27.646
You,
01:37:28.813 --> 01:37:29.688
and me...
01:37:31.438 --> 01:37:32.438
And food.
01:37:35.813 --> 01:37:36.813
Food?
01:37:38.771 --> 01:37:41.938
I've fed the entire Panjor my cutlets.
01:37:43.355 --> 01:37:45.313
Let's fucking go!
01:37:51.563 --> 01:37:53.021
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
01:37:53.271 --> 01:37:54.271
I am Meiyang Chang,
01:37:54.355 --> 01:37:55.855
and I welcome you all to
01:37:56.146 --> 01:37:57.771
"Best Chef Goa".
01:37:58.313 --> 01:37:59.813
This is our series opener
01:37:59.896 --> 01:38:01.271
and our series finale, too.
01:38:02.063 --> 01:38:02.938
Short format.
01:38:03.021 --> 01:38:04.688
It is a power-packed episode.
01:38:05.021 --> 01:38:08.438
And today our competition will be between
01:38:08.646 --> 01:38:10.480
Happy and Mama!
01:38:11.438 --> 01:38:13.063
Mama!
01:38:13.146 --> 01:38:15.730
Mama!
01:38:16.021 --> 01:38:17.980
Mama!
01:38:18.105 --> 01:38:19.563
Sir, your shot is ready.
01:38:19.688 --> 01:38:22.605
Who will become
Goa's Best Chef?
01:38:23.063 --> 01:38:24.730
That will be decided by
01:38:24.938 --> 01:38:25.813
the one.
01:38:26.188 --> 01:38:27.063
The only.
01:38:27.313 --> 01:38:28.313
The OG!
01:38:28.396 --> 01:38:29.855
Sanjeev Kapoor ji!
01:38:34.146 --> 01:38:35.021
Yeah.
01:38:36.188 --> 01:38:37.063
Remember,
01:38:37.480 --> 01:38:38.355
salt...
01:38:39.021 --> 01:38:39.980
to taste!
01:38:40.063 --> 01:38:41.355
TO TASTE
01:38:41.438 --> 01:38:42.605
Spicy!
01:38:49.563 --> 01:38:51.521
Your fathers killed my father.
01:38:53.105 --> 01:38:54.396
If you lose today,
01:38:55.146 --> 01:38:56.896
I will kill you with his gun.
01:39:00.855 --> 01:39:01.730
Sure.
01:39:04.063 --> 01:39:05.396
But if I win,
01:39:08.021 --> 01:39:09.896
you will leave Panjor alone.
01:39:13.188 --> 01:39:14.938
Let there be food.
01:39:15.230 --> 01:39:16.480
Let there be mood.
01:39:17.396 --> 01:39:18.688
Let there be light!
01:39:22.313 --> 01:39:24.105
Hey, listen. This is
Happy's girlfriend speaking.
01:39:24.688 --> 01:39:26.063
Make sure you send the package.
Don't forget.
01:39:26.355 --> 01:39:28.605
- Rog, he has a girlfriend!
- Are you ready?
01:39:29.521 --> 01:39:30.855
Salt to taste.
01:39:31.771 --> 01:39:32.730
- What?
- I don't know.
01:39:32.813 --> 01:39:35.813
Sanjeev Kapoor said it,
and it sounded really cool, so I...
01:39:36.771 --> 01:39:37.646
- Listen.
- Yes?
01:39:37.730 --> 01:39:38.605
Block out everything
01:39:38.938 --> 01:39:39.813
and just cook.
01:39:41.105 --> 01:39:42.438
- Yeah.
- Sanjeev sir,
01:39:42.813 --> 01:39:43.896
are you ready to judge?
01:39:43.980 --> 01:39:45.021
Absolutely ready.
01:39:47.146 --> 01:39:48.980
Let's cook!
01:40:24.230 --> 01:40:25.771
It's been 24 hours, man!
01:40:26.313 --> 01:40:27.438
Presentation time!
01:40:38.646 --> 01:40:39.938
Goan Thali!
01:40:40.313 --> 01:40:41.396
Salt to taste.
01:40:57.480 --> 01:40:59.105
Mama, your dish
01:40:59.688 --> 01:41:00.855
has some good things
01:41:01.188 --> 01:41:02.813
and some bad things about it.
01:41:04.313 --> 01:41:05.188
Sir,
01:41:05.688 --> 01:41:07.146
you'll have to make it
a little more generic.
01:41:09.355 --> 01:41:10.730
There is daytime
01:41:11.021 --> 01:41:12.396
and nighttime.
01:41:12.980 --> 01:41:14.563
But you have to eat both times.
01:41:15.146 --> 01:41:16.063
Profound, sir.
01:41:16.230 --> 01:41:17.105
Extremely profound.
01:41:21.438 --> 01:41:22.313
Cutlet?
01:41:23.688 --> 01:41:25.063
You stole my recipe.
01:41:31.230 --> 01:41:32.605
This is my own recipe.
01:41:34.855 --> 01:41:36.188
There's a little cinnamon,
01:41:37.771 --> 01:41:38.813
Punjabi spices,
01:41:40.813 --> 01:41:41.813
Goan Masala,
01:41:43.480 --> 01:41:44.521
and in the middle,
01:41:47.605 --> 01:41:48.563
for taste...
01:41:52.063 --> 01:41:53.021
Curry leaves.
01:42:13.063 --> 01:42:14.521
Happy your cutlet...
01:42:17.063 --> 01:42:18.896
Sir, a little more generic.
01:42:20.271 --> 01:42:21.521
Happy, your cutlet...
01:42:28.105 --> 01:42:29.313
Time for the winner.
01:42:29.688 --> 01:42:31.855
I don't care whose time it is,
Sanjeev Kapoor.
01:42:33.730 --> 01:42:34.605
Today,
01:42:35.688 --> 01:42:36.980
with sincerity,
01:42:39.563 --> 01:42:40.688
choose the winner.
01:42:44.396 --> 01:42:46.230
Best Chef Goa Winner
01:42:46.438 --> 01:42:47.396
is...
01:42:50.396 --> 01:42:51.605
Happy Patel!
01:43:37.563 --> 01:43:38.438
Spicy.
01:43:39.271 --> 01:43:40.271
I loved you.
01:43:42.980 --> 01:43:44.271
I've never met this guy before.
01:43:49.438 --> 01:43:50.688
Oh, fuck my life.
01:43:55.396 --> 01:43:56.688
In Best Chef Goa's finale...
01:43:56.855 --> 01:43:57.730
Madness.
01:44:03.813 --> 01:44:04.730
What?
01:44:09.230 --> 01:44:10.896
Indian!
01:44:15.605 --> 01:44:16.980
We started with a cook-off...
01:44:18.521 --> 01:44:19.396
Dance!
01:44:20.146 --> 01:44:22.105
But for some reason,
we now have a dance fight?
01:44:28.313 --> 01:44:30.563
Let's go!
01:44:44.188 --> 01:44:45.230
Oh shit!
01:45:48.021 --> 01:45:48.896
Yes!
01:46:04.980 --> 01:46:06.355
Happy!
01:46:10.105 --> 01:46:11.105
Gomez,
01:46:11.980 --> 01:46:13.230
Papa's gun.
01:46:19.480 --> 01:46:20.438
Happy?
01:46:24.730 --> 01:46:25.688
Dance.
01:46:36.313 --> 01:46:38.938
In big cities, small things happen.
01:46:45.438 --> 01:46:46.438
Raj...
01:46:47.396 --> 01:46:49.271
The name you must have heard before.
01:47:03.688 --> 01:47:04.563
Daddy.
01:48:16.063 --> 01:48:16.938
You open.
01:48:17.438 --> 01:48:18.563
Everyone will open.
01:48:55.771 --> 01:48:57.355
Panjor!
01:49:15.855 --> 01:49:16.938
Happy, my boy!
01:49:17.105 --> 01:49:18.105
How are you?
01:49:18.230 --> 01:49:19.105
Hi, Dads.
01:49:19.230 --> 01:49:21.563
Did you call the boys at the Yard?
01:49:22.146 --> 01:49:23.480
Oh, yes.
01:49:23.730 --> 01:49:27.105
Mr. Mole, you are under arrest
for the monetization of Indians.
01:49:27.188 --> 01:49:29.146
You're making a rather big mistake.
01:49:29.980 --> 01:49:31.230
Oh, fuck off, Dennis!
01:49:31.563 --> 01:49:33.730
I don't think he is lying.
01:49:34.730 --> 01:49:36.355
- Who are you?
- You're Mama,
01:49:36.480 --> 01:49:37.896
Goa's biggest Don.
01:49:37.980 --> 01:49:38.980
Jimmy's daughter.
01:49:39.105 --> 01:49:40.730
And CISS's new prisoner.
01:49:43.813 --> 01:49:44.813
Listen, Dads...
01:49:47.105 --> 01:49:50.313
I think I'd like to stay here
a little longer.
01:49:51.355 --> 01:49:52.480
Are you not coming home?
01:49:53.438 --> 01:49:54.938
I think I am home, Dads.
01:49:59.230 --> 01:50:02.396
But whenever you want to visit,
you can definitely--
01:50:02.480 --> 01:50:03.355
Meet in the middle?
01:50:04.063 --> 01:50:05.480
Calangute for New Year's?
01:50:07.146 --> 01:50:08.063
I'll cook.
01:50:09.521 --> 01:50:10.396
Yeah?
01:50:14.313 --> 01:50:15.313
Thanks.
01:51:05.188 --> 01:51:07.021
This is finished now
01:51:07.105 --> 01:51:08.896
This is finished now
01:51:08.980 --> 01:51:10.855
People have died, been beaten
01:51:10.980 --> 01:51:12.688
This line is now erased
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Gomez, please, bro.
01:51:23.730 --> 01:51:24.813
The film is over now.