WEBVTT 00:00:00.160 --> 00:00:02.960 align:center Who is Don in the land dispute with? 00:00:03.040 --> 00:00:04.320 align:center The Dungalaba Corporation. 00:00:04.400 --> 00:00:07.280 align:center Al, we know your family was involved in a land dispute with Don Darrell. 00:00:07.360 --> 00:00:10.160 align:center What it looks like is you dragging a very dead Don Darrell 00:00:10.240 --> 00:00:11.400 align:center up the jetty towards the donga. 00:00:11.480 --> 00:00:13.360 align:center He wasn't dead. He was shit-faced. 00:00:13.440 --> 00:00:14.680 align:center He was alive when I left him. 00:00:14.760 --> 00:00:16.800 align:center Isaac found it wedged in some mangroves. 00:00:16.880 --> 00:00:18.520 align:center -So it's a dick-bum. -A dick and a bum. 00:00:18.600 --> 00:00:20.640 align:center -Yeah, it's a dick bum. -Yeah, that's what it is. 00:00:20.720 --> 00:00:22.560 align:center [Culkin] Redcliffe directing Sergeant Ferguson 00:00:22.640 --> 00:00:25.240 align:center to conduct a premises search today, that wasn't great. 00:00:25.320 --> 00:00:26.320 align:center Eddie did what? 00:00:26.400 --> 00:00:28.120 align:center Frank's been up to his old tricks again, hasn't he? 00:00:28.200 --> 00:00:29.320 align:center Doing what, Eddie? 00:00:29.400 --> 00:00:31.640 align:center Poaching wild crocs, Collins, OK? 00:00:31.720 --> 00:00:32.760 align:center We have our own case. 00:00:32.840 --> 00:00:34.800 align:center Someone else went out to the donga after Al left. 00:00:34.880 --> 00:00:37.320 align:center So I need you here, not fixating on your dad. 00:00:37.400 --> 00:00:39.160 align:center I didn't poach any crocs! 00:00:39.240 --> 00:00:40.480 align:center What is this, Frank? 00:00:40.560 --> 00:00:42.160 align:center Did you chop Don Darrell? 00:00:43.320 --> 00:00:46.560 align:center Found a police-issue handgun with two rounds missing 00:00:46.640 --> 00:00:48.840 align:center and we're just hoping to identify the owner. 00:00:55.960 --> 00:00:59.200 align:center [tense music plays] 00:01:07.560 --> 00:01:09.560 align:center [Frank] This is a bloody dog act. 00:01:09.640 --> 00:01:12.440 align:center But it wouldn't be your first dog act, would it, Edwina? 00:01:12.520 --> 00:01:15.240 align:center -Probably won't be your last dog act, either! -Alright! Stop the car. 00:01:15.320 --> 00:01:16.760 align:center I'm getting out. I'm going to get the taser. 00:01:16.840 --> 00:01:19.080 align:center -Uh, no-- No! You will not be doing that, Eddie, no. -Yep. I am. 00:01:19.160 --> 00:01:21.160 align:center I'm just going to fuckin' charge it up and then zap, zap, zap. 00:01:21.240 --> 00:01:22.640 align:center -Yeah, go and get it out. -Come on! 00:01:22.720 --> 00:01:23.760 align:center -[both shout] -Enough! 00:01:23.840 --> 00:01:26.440 align:center -[♪ Gina G's "(Ooh-Ah) Just A Little Bit" plays loudly on radio] -Fuck's sake! 00:01:26.520 --> 00:01:28.560 align:center [indistinct shouting and swearing] 00:01:28.640 --> 00:01:30.920 align:center Alright, Frank, settle down! [turns off radio] 00:01:31.000 --> 00:01:33.200 align:center Eddie, put your belt on. 00:01:35.120 --> 00:01:36.920 align:center [buckle clicks] 00:01:37.000 --> 00:01:39.760 align:center We will question Frank formally, 00:01:39.840 --> 00:01:41.360 align:center in our kitchenette, 00:01:41.440 --> 00:01:43.280 align:center with a recording device. 00:01:48.160 --> 00:01:49.160 align:center Why'd you fuckin' do it? 00:01:49.240 --> 00:01:50.960 align:center -Eddie. Eddie, no. -[Frank] I didn't do nothing! 00:01:51.040 --> 00:01:52.480 align:center -It was a stitch-up! -Oh, come on! 00:01:52.560 --> 00:01:55.280 align:center You've been talking about killing Don Darrell for 40 years. 00:01:55.360 --> 00:01:57.840 align:center We found a chainsaw buried in your backyard 00:01:57.920 --> 00:01:59.400 align:center like a dead budgie. 00:01:59.480 --> 00:02:02.520 align:center Not to mention the fact that Leo found some of your crap in the river scrap. 00:02:02.600 --> 00:02:04.480 align:center What was it, Collins? What was it? Hey? 00:02:04.560 --> 00:02:06.760 align:center Um... We will talk about that later. 00:02:06.840 --> 00:02:09.600 align:center We w-- Yeah, we will talk about it later. It was something big, wasn't it? 00:02:09.680 --> 00:02:12.440 align:center You are up shit creek without a snorkel, mate. 00:02:12.520 --> 00:02:15.600 align:center Those forensics are searching every nook and fanny at Don's donga. 00:02:15.680 --> 00:02:18.480 align:center And if they so much as find a silver pube of yours, 00:02:18.560 --> 00:02:20.360 align:center -you are going down. -Alright! 00:02:21.520 --> 00:02:22.640 align:center You got me. 00:02:23.920 --> 00:02:24.920 align:center I done it. 00:02:29.400 --> 00:02:31.280 align:center I murdered Don Darrell. 00:02:37.760 --> 00:02:38.880 align:center How'd you fuckin' do it? 00:02:38.960 --> 00:02:40.200 align:center Eddie. Eddie, no. 00:02:40.280 --> 00:02:42.920 align:center [Eddie] You've really stepped it up, shit-face. You're going down. 00:02:43.000 --> 00:02:46.320 align:center A jury's going to have no trouble at all imagining the bunny hop you've made 00:02:46.400 --> 00:02:49.560 align:center from fuckin' animal cruelty to full-blown fuckin' homicide. 00:02:49.640 --> 00:02:51.480 align:center I'm going to cook you like a three-course dinner, mate. 00:02:51.560 --> 00:02:52.600 align:center It's going to be soup, meat 00:02:52.680 --> 00:02:54.160 align:center -and a fuckin' Viennetta! -[phone ringing] 00:02:54.240 --> 00:02:55.320 align:center Collins, don't answer that. 00:02:55.400 --> 00:02:57.840 align:center -40 years of this shit! Fuck my dick! -Of course I'm not going to answer it! 00:02:57.920 --> 00:02:59.400 align:center -I'm just going to turn it off. -Rabbit! 00:02:59.480 --> 00:03:01.000 align:center [brakes squeal] 00:03:03.440 --> 00:03:06.480 align:center [Culkin] Uh, Detective Collins? 00:03:06.560 --> 00:03:08.040 align:center Hi, Col. 00:03:08.120 --> 00:03:10.040 align:center We've got a bit of a problem at HQ. 00:03:11.120 --> 00:03:13.600 align:center [theme music plays] 00:03:32.600 --> 00:03:35.800 align:center [man] Double-page spread in a national fuckin' paper. 00:03:35.880 --> 00:03:37.320 align:center Full colour. 00:03:37.400 --> 00:03:39.600 align:center The son, DJ Darrell, says, 00:03:39.680 --> 00:03:41.960 align:center "The cops went after Jason Wade, 00:03:42.040 --> 00:03:45.480 align:center ipso facto, they think he murdered my dad." 00:03:45.560 --> 00:03:47.080 align:center So there it is, in black and fuckin' white. 00:03:47.160 --> 00:03:48.920 align:center It's not black and white, it's a full-colour spread. 00:03:49.000 --> 00:03:52.440 align:center We never discussed anything of the kind with DJ, sir. 00:03:52.520 --> 00:03:54.720 align:center Commissioner, could we seek a legal retraction from the paper? 00:03:54.800 --> 00:03:56.800 align:center He called Jason Wade a murderer, right? 00:03:56.880 --> 00:03:58.560 align:center You can't unsuck that cock. 00:03:58.640 --> 00:04:00.120 align:center What the fuck are you wearing? 00:04:00.200 --> 00:04:02.920 align:center Oh, well, you said you were coming in at ten and I had running club, so-- 00:04:03.000 --> 00:04:05.000 align:center Close your legs, mate. One of your nuts has popped out. 00:04:05.080 --> 00:04:06.520 align:center No, no, no, that's a pocket, sir. 00:04:06.600 --> 00:04:09.200 align:center -That's a very low-hanging pocket. -No, that's a nut. 00:04:09.280 --> 00:04:11.280 align:center -It's not. -That's a nut there. -[low-pitched squeaking] 00:04:11.360 --> 00:04:12.720 align:center Ah, here we go again. 00:04:12.800 --> 00:04:16.000 align:center Every weekend, these eight-foot fuckin' she-mans 00:04:16.080 --> 00:04:18.520 align:center from that gay club Knob across the alley 00:04:18.600 --> 00:04:19.880 align:center hurl shit at us. 00:04:19.960 --> 00:04:21.840 align:center Vomit, dingers filled with jizz. 00:04:21.920 --> 00:04:25.160 align:center Oh, and Cher here, he thinks we should march with them at Pride. 00:04:25.240 --> 00:04:27.840 align:center No, well, I asked my 20-year-old about that 00:04:27.920 --> 00:04:29.360 align:center and she said no. 00:04:29.440 --> 00:04:30.680 align:center It's unbelievable, 00:04:30.760 --> 00:04:34.160 align:center 'cause you bunch of fucks have been up at Barra Creek five fuckin' days 00:04:34.240 --> 00:04:37.280 align:center and, by all reports, your investigation has changed direction 00:04:37.360 --> 00:04:39.800 align:center more times than a bat with a fuckin' concussion. 00:04:39.880 --> 00:04:42.840 align:center Oh, we would agree that it has been a bit of a bumpy start, sir, 00:04:42.920 --> 00:04:45.600 align:center but we are currently piecing together a picture-- 00:04:45.680 --> 00:04:46.680 align:center A picture?! 00:04:46.760 --> 00:04:49.920 align:center This isn't a 1,000-piece puzzle of a fuckin' puppy in a hat. 00:04:50.000 --> 00:04:52.920 align:center We haven't got time to let this drag out, 00:04:53.000 --> 00:04:55.480 align:center particularly if Don Darrell's seagull family 00:04:55.560 --> 00:04:56.920 align:center keeps squawking to the press! 00:04:57.000 --> 00:04:58.160 align:center Well, actually, Commissioner, 00:04:58.240 --> 00:04:59.800 align:center the detectives had a breakthrough overnight. 00:04:59.880 --> 00:05:03.880 align:center They found a chainsaw at the property of a person of interest in an area-- 00:05:03.960 --> 00:05:07.200 align:center Oh, good! Because Blunt's team has made a breakthrough too. 00:05:07.280 --> 00:05:09.360 align:center -Really? Have they? -Yeah. 00:05:09.440 --> 00:05:12.840 align:center Two backpacks were found at River Creek by a hunter and his pig dogs. 00:05:12.920 --> 00:05:15.920 align:center So if you don't finish piecing together your pictures, 00:05:16.000 --> 00:05:18.000 align:center I'm going to hand your case over to Blunt 00:05:18.080 --> 00:05:20.640 align:center so fast that your heads will spin off your necks 00:05:20.720 --> 00:05:23.400 align:center like a fuckin' Greek discus, do you understand? 00:05:23.480 --> 00:05:25.640 align:center -Fuckin' spin your head off like a fuckin'... -We do understand. 00:05:25.720 --> 00:05:28.760 align:center -[Eddie continues muttering] -We absolutely understand! Yes, sir. 00:05:28.840 --> 00:05:31.600 align:center Put some fuckin' pants on, Culkin, before I involve HR. 00:05:31.680 --> 00:05:33.080 align:center Yes, sir. [clears throat] 00:05:34.160 --> 00:05:36.400 align:center -Well, wasn't he delightful. -[phone dings] 00:05:36.480 --> 00:05:38.240 align:center -Proud to serve with him. -Fucking Cotton. 00:05:38.320 --> 00:05:40.680 align:center -Taking our case and giving it to Blunt. -Uh, it's Cath. 00:05:40.760 --> 00:05:42.680 align:center She needs us to pick something up from the Kucka Truck... 00:05:42.760 --> 00:05:45.040 align:center -a Kucka Trucka for Ladies' Day Night. -What the fuck is that? 00:05:45.120 --> 00:05:46.840 align:center -[phone dings] -And Pat's also messaged. 00:05:46.920 --> 00:05:48.640 align:center Roger claims Frank's detainment 00:05:48.720 --> 00:05:51.760 align:center contravenes his right to "Ipsum lorem". 00:05:51.840 --> 00:05:54.360 align:center OK. Yep, alright. Roger's not a real lawyer. 00:05:54.440 --> 00:05:55.840 align:center Eddie. 00:05:55.920 --> 00:05:56.960 align:center Eddie! 00:05:57.040 --> 00:05:59.920 align:center [Eddie] I'm cutting through next to Knob, chasing the fans. 00:06:00.000 --> 00:06:02.280 align:center OK, Pat also wants to know how long do you think we'll be holding Frank 00:06:02.360 --> 00:06:05.160 align:center because he wants a continental breakfast from the pub and it costs $38. 00:06:05.240 --> 00:06:07.320 align:center Text "bread and gruel the cunt". 00:06:07.400 --> 00:06:10.760 align:center Oh, I am going to text the C-word to Pat, Eddie, yep. 00:06:10.840 --> 00:06:12.920 align:center OK, so we can't hold Frank forever. 00:06:13.000 --> 00:06:14.320 align:center Well, we're not going to let him go. 00:06:14.400 --> 00:06:16.160 align:center He confessed and there was evidence in his yard. 00:06:16.240 --> 00:06:17.840 align:center OK. Well, the chainsaw needs to be analysed 00:06:17.920 --> 00:06:19.280 align:center and his confession was informal. 00:06:19.360 --> 00:06:22.200 align:center -To charge him, we need to build a case. -We have a motive. 00:06:22.280 --> 00:06:24.920 align:center Frank found King, OK? And that rat bastard Don took the credit. 00:06:25.000 --> 00:06:28.280 align:center So, for 40 years, Frank's been farting hot air about killing Don 00:06:28.360 --> 00:06:29.920 align:center -and now he's finally done it. -OK, OK, OK. 00:06:30.000 --> 00:06:31.120 align:center So, ipso facto, Frank did it. 00:06:31.200 --> 00:06:33.880 align:center But we need a motive that is reasonable, not croc-based. 00:06:33.960 --> 00:06:36.400 align:center -Hey, croc-based motives are reasonable. -Next, we need to ascertain 00:06:36.480 --> 00:06:38.160 align:center how Frank could have done this. 00:06:45.760 --> 00:06:48.920 align:center [Eddie] OK, Big Eyes will autopsy the dick-bum and test the chainsaw. 00:06:49.000 --> 00:06:50.800 align:center Backpack can look into its origins. 00:06:50.880 --> 00:06:52.640 align:center We're like an investigative turducken. 00:06:52.720 --> 00:06:54.640 align:center [Dulcie] Well, Leo said they can't work with us today. 00:06:54.720 --> 00:06:56.520 align:center [Eddie] What? My mentos? Why not? 00:06:57.840 --> 00:07:00.920 align:center So, DJ, what are some of your fondest memories of your dad? 00:07:01.000 --> 00:07:02.960 align:center I'll tell you my fondest memory, Leon, right? 00:07:03.040 --> 00:07:05.040 align:center -Jason-fuckin'-Wade's reign of the river... -[Amber] DJ! 00:07:05.120 --> 00:07:07.200 align:center -...is over! -I wasn't recording. -[Amber] DJ! 00:07:07.280 --> 00:07:09.960 align:center Rabbit said the cops were questioning someone else from Land of Crocs! 00:07:10.040 --> 00:07:12.760 align:center -Who? Who was it? -[Amber] I don't know who it was! 00:07:12.840 --> 00:07:15.200 align:center My dad saw lights in the sky once. 00:07:16.160 --> 00:07:18.600 align:center They hovered there and... 00:07:18.680 --> 00:07:19.920 align:center just flew away. 00:07:20.000 --> 00:07:21.560 align:center [Amber and DJ continue talking indistinctly] 00:07:21.640 --> 00:07:24.040 align:center Two days later, King ate his leg. 00:07:24.120 --> 00:07:27.240 align:center Thanks, Troy, that's great colour. 00:07:27.320 --> 00:07:29.480 align:center [engine idling] 00:07:31.160 --> 00:07:33.480 align:center [sighs] God help us. 00:07:33.560 --> 00:07:36.800 align:center Pat, is Reddy and that other copper in there? 00:07:36.880 --> 00:07:39.000 align:center Nah, sorry, Mik, I don't know where they are. 00:07:39.080 --> 00:07:41.040 align:center Why was my brother questioned by them yesterday? 00:07:41.120 --> 00:07:43.520 align:center Hey, do you want to come inside? I just made a cuppa. 00:07:43.600 --> 00:07:45.480 align:center No, no, no, I'll stick to the perimeters, thanks, 00:07:45.560 --> 00:07:47.040 align:center like at Chernobyl. 00:07:47.120 --> 00:07:48.640 align:center Listen, why wasn't Legal Aid notified? 00:07:48.720 --> 00:07:51.240 align:center Oh, I popped my head in. That was nothing serious, Mik. 00:07:51.320 --> 00:07:53.160 align:center They were just chatting to Al about, you know, 00:07:53.240 --> 00:07:56.480 align:center why he was at the donga with Don on the night he was murdered. 00:07:57.520 --> 00:07:58.920 align:center -Right. -Yeah, it was all good. 00:07:59.000 --> 00:08:00.520 align:center Al let them know he was out on the river 00:08:00.600 --> 00:08:02.520 align:center on the big king tide cultural business, of course, 00:08:02.600 --> 00:08:04.240 align:center and they sent him on his way. 00:08:04.320 --> 00:08:06.440 align:center [kid] Mav, kick it to me! 00:08:06.520 --> 00:08:08.440 align:center Hey, I met young Mav yesterday. 00:08:08.520 --> 00:08:10.640 align:center He wasn't too keen on me giving him a lift home. 00:08:10.720 --> 00:08:12.440 align:center Yeah, well, Mav doesn't know you, Pat. 00:08:12.520 --> 00:08:14.040 align:center The cops put his dad in jail. 00:08:14.120 --> 00:08:16.400 align:center Mmm. I see he's had a few run-ins with the law, too. 00:08:16.480 --> 00:08:18.480 align:center Well, I guess that might colour things for him. 00:08:18.560 --> 00:08:20.680 align:center You tell those two, next time they want to chat to my brother, 00:08:20.760 --> 00:08:21.800 align:center they need an advocate present. 00:08:21.880 --> 00:08:23.760 align:center Oh, no, no, they won't be questioning him anymore. 00:08:23.840 --> 00:08:25.640 align:center They're holding someone else now. 00:08:25.720 --> 00:08:27.160 align:center Who? Not more mob? 00:08:27.240 --> 00:08:29.920 align:center Oh, I'm not at liberty to say, love. 00:08:30.000 --> 00:08:32.480 align:center -[Frank] Pat! I need to make a lunch order. -Oh... 00:08:32.560 --> 00:08:34.840 align:center Alright, Frank, just keep it down, mate. 00:08:34.920 --> 00:08:36.360 align:center [Frank] I want a chicken parma, 00:08:36.440 --> 00:08:39.360 align:center and a laksa cheesecake for my hypoglycaemia. 00:08:39.440 --> 00:08:41.840 align:center OK, let's get you lot to Uncle Roger's, eh? 00:08:41.920 --> 00:08:44.160 align:center No playing kick-to-kick with his artwork this time, please. 00:08:44.240 --> 00:08:46.640 align:center [Cherry] How do we know what's his art and what's his rubbish? 00:08:47.640 --> 00:08:50.880 align:center Alright, you swampy fucks, this is a lock-in 00:08:50.960 --> 00:08:54.440 align:center until you lot start talking about Sunday night. 00:08:54.520 --> 00:08:57.640 align:center You're up first, Florals. Come on, snitch it up. 00:08:57.720 --> 00:09:00.320 align:center How did she take the news about Bushy's gun being found? 00:09:00.400 --> 00:09:01.480 align:center Oh, I haven't told her yet. 00:09:01.560 --> 00:09:03.280 align:center -Hey! Clear off, grey gonads. -[Cath] What? Dulce! 00:09:03.360 --> 00:09:05.240 align:center Oh, well, no, I was going to tell her last night, 00:09:05.320 --> 00:09:06.760 align:center but then her dad got arrested. 00:09:06.840 --> 00:09:10.160 align:center And now City HQ has put this absurd time pressure on us, 00:09:10.240 --> 00:09:12.760 align:center like it is cake-pop week on a baking show. 00:09:12.840 --> 00:09:15.320 align:center Did you see this old scrote, this bloke here? 00:09:15.400 --> 00:09:17.120 align:center Oh! Yeah. 00:09:17.200 --> 00:09:18.640 align:center He was here on Sunday night. 00:09:18.720 --> 00:09:21.040 align:center He left at 11.15, after my set. 00:09:21.120 --> 00:09:24.480 align:center I remember him, 'cause he got mad at me 'cause I didn't know "Cacklin' Rosie". 00:09:24.560 --> 00:09:27.160 align:center -What? -I think it's a song about a witch, maybe. 00:09:27.240 --> 00:09:29.000 align:center Like... a jolly witch? 00:09:29.080 --> 00:09:30.960 align:center -What did you say? -"Cacklin' Rosie"? 00:09:31.040 --> 00:09:32.120 align:center No, shame job! 00:09:32.200 --> 00:09:34.800 align:center Neil Diamond! How the fuck do you not know that song? 00:09:34.880 --> 00:09:37.240 align:center ♪ Play it now, play it now 00:09:37.320 --> 00:09:39.840 align:center ♪ Play it now, my baby 00:09:39.920 --> 00:09:41.640 align:center ♪ Cracklin'... "Cracklin' Rosie". 00:09:41.720 --> 00:09:42.840 align:center Know your history. 00:09:42.920 --> 00:09:45.600 align:center Hey, Lynn, where are you going? Hey, I've got questions for you. 00:09:45.680 --> 00:09:47.640 align:center Did my old man have his scooter here Sunday night? 00:09:47.720 --> 00:09:50.800 align:center Oh, poor love. It's unhealthy to keep all that inside. 00:09:50.880 --> 00:09:52.440 align:center Remember when we lost Angela Lansbury? 00:09:52.520 --> 00:09:54.600 align:center That dog that we had for three weeks? 00:09:54.680 --> 00:09:56.720 align:center Yeah, her death was so sudden and I didn't process it properly 00:09:56.800 --> 00:09:58.520 align:center and it gave me those haemorrhoids. 00:09:58.600 --> 00:10:00.960 align:center Fissures like the Mariana Trench. 00:10:01.040 --> 00:10:04.320 align:center It's really important to feel your feelings and do the healing, 00:10:04.400 --> 00:10:05.600 align:center before your arse gets involved. 00:10:05.680 --> 00:10:08.840 align:center OK, I'm going to hose out those port-a-loos for Lynn and Mary's party. 00:10:08.920 --> 00:10:10.240 align:center I love you, sexy. 00:10:10.320 --> 00:10:12.760 align:center Mwah! Good luck telling Eddie about Bushy's gun. 00:10:12.840 --> 00:10:15.880 align:center -[indistinct chatter] -[sighs] 00:10:17.520 --> 00:10:19.080 align:center -[Dulcie] Eddie! -Here. 00:10:20.360 --> 00:10:25.440 align:center OK, Flora the Explorer said Frank left here on this scooter at 11.15. 00:10:25.520 --> 00:10:28.120 align:center The drone showed Al and Don on the jetty at 11.30, 00:10:28.200 --> 00:10:31.320 align:center so Frank must have arrived at the donga after Al left. 00:10:31.400 --> 00:10:33.720 align:center Right, and Lynn thinks it was fully charged. 00:10:33.800 --> 00:10:36.760 align:center Ah, yeah, because he bums her power every time he comes to town. 00:10:36.840 --> 00:10:38.760 align:center -Ooh! -[phone dings] 00:10:38.840 --> 00:10:40.600 align:center -It's Abby. -Is that a tracking device? 00:10:40.680 --> 00:10:44.240 align:center Hang on, she's saying there's no sign of the chainsaw at forensics. 00:10:44.320 --> 00:10:46.640 align:center -She doesn't think it's there. -What? 00:10:46.720 --> 00:10:49.760 align:center -You told Luke to travel it to forensics, yes? -Yes, I did. 00:10:49.840 --> 00:10:52.280 align:center I mean... in my head... 00:10:52.360 --> 00:10:53.640 align:center but maybe not with my mouth. 00:10:53.720 --> 00:10:54.760 align:center OK. OK. 00:10:54.840 --> 00:10:58.360 align:center -So where is the chainsaw now, Eddie? -No, I had it! OK? I fuckin' had it. 00:10:58.440 --> 00:11:02.000 align:center I wrapped it up, and then I put it... [stammers] 00:11:02.080 --> 00:11:03.280 align:center I don't fuckin' know, OK? 00:11:03.360 --> 00:11:04.680 align:center -Frank was calling me a snitch. -Right. 00:11:04.760 --> 00:11:07.360 align:center He came at me with a creaky little that and so I went, "Ah-choo," like that, 00:11:07.440 --> 00:11:09.560 align:center and then fuckin' Moonboot got a red ant bite, 00:11:09.640 --> 00:11:11.680 align:center so Frank pulled his dick out and pissed on the sting. 00:11:11.760 --> 00:11:13.840 align:center -There was a lot going on, OK? -OK, so... 00:11:13.920 --> 00:11:16.520 align:center the chainsaw is still at Frank's? 00:11:16.600 --> 00:11:18.360 align:center I don't know! Maybe. Yeah, probably. 00:11:18.440 --> 00:11:20.920 align:center OK, well, it is our only actual evidence, 00:11:21.000 --> 00:11:23.920 align:center so we should probably get out there and get that. 00:11:24.000 --> 00:11:26.840 align:center OK, well, then we'll get Leo to take this out to the donga, 00:11:26.920 --> 00:11:29.920 align:center and they can time out the journey, see if the battery can make 6 Ks. 00:11:30.000 --> 00:11:32.360 align:center -[sighs] -Wait, Leo's not working with us today. 00:11:32.440 --> 00:11:33.640 align:center Fuck! 00:11:33.720 --> 00:11:35.680 align:center OK, well, then you can ride this out when we get back, then. 00:11:35.760 --> 00:11:36.880 align:center -No! No! -Yeah! 00:11:36.960 --> 00:11:39.400 align:center I'll never fit on that. I'll look like a Soviet circus bear. 00:11:39.480 --> 00:11:41.280 align:center [Luke] Detectives, the suspect has a message for you. 00:11:41.360 --> 00:11:43.480 align:center No, no. Do not do it, Moonboot. 00:11:43.560 --> 00:11:46.840 align:center Do not tell me that he has changed his confession or some shit. 00:11:46.920 --> 00:11:48.760 align:center The suspect has changed his lunch order. 00:11:48.840 --> 00:11:51.160 align:center He now wants a dozen oysters Kilpatrick 00:11:51.240 --> 00:11:54.560 align:center and something called a steak cake, cooked well-done. 00:11:54.640 --> 00:11:56.040 align:center [Eddie sighs] 00:11:57.920 --> 00:12:00.680 align:center Luke, what are you doing now? 00:12:11.520 --> 00:12:14.040 align:center [Abby] I need to get the chainsaw from Barra Creek, Diane! 00:12:14.120 --> 00:12:16.880 align:center -[woman] Well, you've been put on desk duty. -[Abby] Yes, I know I have, but why? 00:12:16.960 --> 00:12:19.680 align:center You have been removed from your team due to a personality clash. 00:12:19.760 --> 00:12:22.160 align:center Hang on, Lauren and Oliver complained about me? 00:12:22.240 --> 00:12:23.520 align:center But they don't even know my name. 00:12:23.600 --> 00:12:25.840 align:center Well, Toby also showed signs of discomfort with you, 00:12:25.920 --> 00:12:27.840 align:center as evidenced by his severe constipation. 00:12:27.920 --> 00:12:29.280 align:center [sighs] 00:12:34.040 --> 00:12:37.640 align:center Can I at least have access to lab three so I can autopsy Don Darrell's pelvis? 00:12:37.720 --> 00:12:40.400 align:center -I don't have a swipe card-- -Dan Donnell is not a priority for us, miss. 00:12:40.480 --> 00:12:43.160 align:center Until the task force needs you, you can unpack the dishwasher 00:12:43.240 --> 00:12:45.920 align:center and consolidate the communal Vegemite jars in the kitchen. 00:12:46.000 --> 00:12:47.000 align:center -But-- -Thank you. 00:12:47.080 --> 00:12:48.720 align:center A tox report needs to be done on him, Diane, 00:12:48.800 --> 00:12:50.680 align:center and the chainsaw needs to be tested too, 00:12:50.760 --> 00:12:53.680 align:center because that was the thing that was used to disarticulate him! 00:12:57.200 --> 00:12:59.560 align:center -[phone ringing] -I bagged the chainsaw up, 00:12:59.640 --> 00:13:01.280 align:center and where the fuck did I put it? 00:13:01.360 --> 00:13:03.240 align:center [Dulcie] Hi, Luke. How'd you go with the scooter? 00:13:03.320 --> 00:13:05.760 align:center [Eddie] Maybe it was where I was drinking-- Hey! 00:13:05.840 --> 00:13:07.800 align:center -My coke! -[Dulcie] OK. 00:13:07.880 --> 00:13:09.680 align:center -Uh-huh. -[Eddie] Oh! Here it is. 00:13:09.760 --> 00:13:11.160 align:center Collins, I've found it. 00:13:11.240 --> 00:13:13.320 align:center It's over here in front of Triple Pet's cage. 00:13:13.400 --> 00:13:15.440 align:center [Dulcie] What a shock. Yes, we'll come get you. 00:13:15.520 --> 00:13:17.040 align:center What the fuck? 00:13:20.040 --> 00:13:23.080 align:center Fuckin' Frank. Shit-stirrer. 00:13:23.160 --> 00:13:24.880 align:center [Dulcie] Yes, see you soon. Bye. 00:13:27.680 --> 00:13:29.000 align:center Eddie. 00:13:29.080 --> 00:13:31.200 align:center Eddie, have you got the chainsaw? 00:13:31.280 --> 00:13:32.600 align:center Yeah, it's just here. 00:13:32.680 --> 00:13:34.400 align:center Hey, we should grab some of Frank's bric-a-brac-a 00:13:34.480 --> 00:13:35.640 align:center while we're out here as well. 00:13:35.720 --> 00:13:37.320 align:center Might help us with the cause of death. 00:13:37.400 --> 00:13:41.080 align:center He's got loads of weapons out here - a shotgun, meat hook, samurai sword. 00:13:42.360 --> 00:13:44.560 align:center He could have stashed that on his scooter when he went to the pub. 00:13:44.640 --> 00:13:45.880 align:center Moonboot done yet? 00:13:45.960 --> 00:13:47.600 align:center We should get him to collect up this shit 00:13:47.680 --> 00:13:50.040 align:center and do the fuck-boring drive back to Darwin. What? 00:13:50.120 --> 00:13:54.200 align:center Luke didn't make it to the donga. The battery died three Ks out of town. 00:13:54.280 --> 00:13:58.360 align:center So, unless Frank walked the rest of the way, 00:13:58.440 --> 00:14:01.320 align:center he didn't follow Don from the pub to the donga. 00:14:02.280 --> 00:14:04.000 align:center -Yeah. -Yeah. 00:14:04.080 --> 00:14:07.040 align:center Frank didn't follow Don from the pub to the donga. 00:14:07.120 --> 00:14:08.120 align:center Exactly. 00:14:08.200 --> 00:14:10.760 align:center He has the muscle mass of a pipe cleaner, Eddie. 00:14:10.840 --> 00:14:12.280 align:center There's no way he could manage any of this. 00:14:12.360 --> 00:14:15.200 align:center I think we should reconsider the validity of his confession. 00:14:15.280 --> 00:14:17.280 align:center He scooted here, to his joint 00:14:17.360 --> 00:14:20.080 align:center and then, then, he went to the Donga. 00:14:20.160 --> 00:14:22.720 align:center What? How? Eddie, via a slingshot? No. 00:14:22.800 --> 00:14:27.400 align:center As the crow flies, because the crow avoids all roads, bridges and security cameras. 00:14:27.480 --> 00:14:29.760 align:center Come on, Collins. We need to be like the crow! 00:14:29.840 --> 00:14:31.840 align:center No, Eddie, we do not need to be like the crow. 00:14:31.920 --> 00:14:33.880 align:center -[Eddie] Ca-caw, ca-caw! -We need to be like the police... 00:14:33.960 --> 00:14:37.880 align:center -[Eddie, imitating crow] Come on, Collins! Ca-caw! -...and take the chainsaw to forensics! 00:14:37.960 --> 00:14:41.920 align:center Evidence protocols are not a serving suggestion! 00:14:44.000 --> 00:14:46.560 align:center Yeah, so this party is Lynn and Mary's first big event. 00:14:46.640 --> 00:14:48.440 align:center I'm practising croc-sucking cowboys. 00:14:48.520 --> 00:14:51.560 align:center It's butterscotch snaps and a layer of Irish cream for the jizz. 00:14:51.640 --> 00:14:52.640 align:center I think. 00:14:52.720 --> 00:14:54.760 align:center Yeah, no, I'm looking forward to my retirement party. 00:14:54.840 --> 00:14:56.200 align:center Oh, yeah, great. 00:14:56.280 --> 00:14:58.040 align:center Booked a private dining room. 00:14:58.120 --> 00:15:00.720 align:center -I've pre-ordered a whole lot of prawns. -Oh, good. 00:15:00.800 --> 00:15:02.600 align:center I mean, after 40 years of service, 00:15:02.680 --> 00:15:05.080 align:center I expect there'll be a pretty good turnout. 00:15:05.160 --> 00:15:07.800 align:center I started in the force when I was 20. 00:15:07.880 --> 00:15:10.280 align:center Yeah, just after I got married. 00:15:10.360 --> 00:15:13.960 align:center But my husband, he didn't understand, this job is a calling. 00:15:14.040 --> 00:15:16.240 align:center So we divorced. 00:15:16.320 --> 00:15:18.880 align:center Then he died, apparently. 00:15:18.960 --> 00:15:23.080 align:center Right. Now I need to pick up Frank's steak cake, which... 00:15:29.040 --> 00:15:31.760 align:center [Dulcie] When you said we'd cross the river in your childhood boat, 00:15:31.840 --> 00:15:36.360 align:center wasn't expecting one that you'd built out of plastic barrels and zip ties 00:15:36.440 --> 00:15:38.600 align:center -in the '90s, Eddie. -Shut up. I'm thinking. 00:15:38.680 --> 00:15:40.920 align:center OK, this is definitely Frank's tinny. 00:15:41.000 --> 00:15:42.880 align:center I can tell by the portside piss stain. 00:15:42.960 --> 00:15:46.280 align:center So what's happened is he rowed it over here to the donga side of the river. 00:15:46.360 --> 00:15:48.280 align:center Then that old grog bog has dragged it up here. 00:15:48.360 --> 00:15:50.880 align:center [groans] Eddie, this just shows Frank's been over here. 00:15:50.960 --> 00:15:53.480 align:center -Hang on. Hang on. -It doesn't prove he was here on Sunday night. 00:15:53.560 --> 00:15:56.800 align:center The boat could get up this high if it was a big fuck-off tide. 00:15:56.880 --> 00:15:59.240 align:center And according to Al and his king tide cultural business, 00:15:59.320 --> 00:16:01.120 align:center it was a king tide on Sunday. 00:16:01.200 --> 00:16:04.560 align:center So, I'm right. Frank's fuckin' bush-bashed it... 00:16:04.640 --> 00:16:07.760 align:center -Thank you, thank you. -...all the way to Don's. 00:16:07.840 --> 00:16:10.240 align:center Wait... Eddie! Eddie, what are we doing? 00:16:10.320 --> 00:16:12.200 align:center Our water bottles are still in the car. 00:16:12.280 --> 00:16:13.960 align:center [Eddie] Come on, Collins, move your boobs. 00:16:14.040 --> 00:16:16.680 align:center The donga's just on the other side of the DRR. 00:16:28.120 --> 00:16:30.360 align:center Hm. She did? 00:16:32.200 --> 00:16:34.240 align:center OK, sis, I'll drive you to Perth. 00:16:34.320 --> 00:16:36.200 align:center I'm rich now, I've got a phone. 00:16:36.280 --> 00:16:37.480 align:center Alright, bye. 00:16:37.560 --> 00:16:39.320 align:center Cherry, did you find a phone? 00:16:39.400 --> 00:16:40.960 align:center Yeah, in here! It's a flip phone. 00:16:41.040 --> 00:16:43.920 align:center I wonder whose car this is. You reckon we could sell it? 00:16:44.000 --> 00:16:45.800 align:center Got to get it running first, brus. 00:16:45.880 --> 00:16:48.000 align:center You reckon it's here 'cause aliens picked it up 00:16:48.080 --> 00:16:50.120 align:center but it was too heavy so they dropped it again? 00:16:50.200 --> 00:16:51.800 align:center Not aliens. 00:16:51.880 --> 00:16:54.240 align:center Well, if it wasn't aliens, how'd it get here then? 00:16:54.320 --> 00:16:57.880 align:center Yeah! Uncle Roger says there's been biggest mob lights at night. 00:16:57.960 --> 00:17:00.160 align:center Aliens beaming things up to their spaceship. 00:17:00.240 --> 00:17:02.120 align:center He says it's a government conspiracy. 00:17:02.200 --> 00:17:04.400 align:center As if. Right, chuck us the head, Clay. 00:17:06.760 --> 00:17:08.320 align:center And, Cherry, it's definitely not yours. 00:17:08.400 --> 00:17:11.360 align:center Nah, Pat gave it to us when she cleaned out lost property. 00:17:15.960 --> 00:17:18.480 align:center OK, perfect. we have no reception. 00:17:18.560 --> 00:17:21.240 align:center [grunts] Come on! 00:17:21.320 --> 00:17:24.160 align:center You're a lesbian on a bushwalk. Just be guided by your Gay. 00:17:24.240 --> 00:17:27.920 align:center Oh, well, you know, Eddie, if I'd known that we were going on this enterprise, 00:17:28.000 --> 00:17:31.280 align:center my "Gay" would have guided me to a snake-centric first aid kit 00:17:31.360 --> 00:17:32.800 align:center and my camel bladder. 00:17:32.880 --> 00:17:34.760 align:center Alright, alright, yes, yes! 00:17:34.840 --> 00:17:37.200 align:center We should have brought Cath's drink bottles. 00:17:37.280 --> 00:17:38.640 align:center My piss back there's like pumpkin soup. 00:17:38.720 --> 00:17:41.600 align:center But it's all good. We're in the DRR. 00:17:41.680 --> 00:17:44.400 align:center I know this place like the moles on my fuckin' tits. 00:17:44.480 --> 00:17:46.480 align:center Plus, if any grey men try anything, 00:17:46.560 --> 00:17:49.560 align:center I've got the reflexes of a liger and a police-issued gun. 00:17:49.640 --> 00:17:51.280 align:center Pew, pew! 00:17:51.360 --> 00:17:55.080 align:center Look, uh, Eddie, speaking of police-issued guns-- 00:17:55.160 --> 00:17:57.200 align:center -Fuck my dick. -What? 00:17:57.280 --> 00:17:59.560 align:center Fruity Juice. 00:17:59.640 --> 00:18:02.680 align:center I knew it. Frank walked this track. 00:18:04.320 --> 00:18:06.320 align:center It's his signature chewy. 00:18:06.400 --> 00:18:10.080 align:center Frank has sat here, smoking a fag and chewing on his pineapple cud. 00:18:10.160 --> 00:18:12.080 align:center And look! There's another wrapper. 00:18:13.920 --> 00:18:15.960 align:center -Uh, right. -Frank must have been nervous. 00:18:16.040 --> 00:18:18.200 align:center He was chewing like a cow at a rave. 00:18:18.280 --> 00:18:19.960 align:center Sorry, how do you know it's Frank's? 00:18:20.040 --> 00:18:23.520 align:center 'Cause no-one else eats that! Tastes like toucan piss. 00:18:23.600 --> 00:18:25.520 align:center Come on, Collins, come on. 00:18:26.920 --> 00:18:29.400 align:center Come on! The donga's just up here. 00:18:31.240 --> 00:18:34.280 align:center Hey, wait, Eddie, tho-- I mean, those tropical chewing gum wrappers could be anyone's. 00:18:34.360 --> 00:18:36.440 align:center It doesn't mean it's connected to Frank, or Don's murder. 00:18:36.520 --> 00:18:38.680 align:center So can we just forget about the donga and-- 00:18:38.760 --> 00:18:40.880 align:center [Eddie] Nup. Shut your ring. OK. 00:18:40.960 --> 00:18:44.280 align:center Fruity Juice has a short flavour window, 00:18:44.360 --> 00:18:47.400 align:center so if Frank started a bit back there on that log, 00:18:47.480 --> 00:18:49.800 align:center then he'd be looking to get rid of it somewhere... 00:18:49.880 --> 00:18:52.600 align:center -Eddie! -...somewhere, like right... 00:18:54.680 --> 00:18:56.000 align:center ...here. 00:18:56.960 --> 00:18:58.840 align:center I fuckin' told you Frank was here. 00:18:59.920 --> 00:19:02.440 align:center Bag it. Gift wrap it. 00:19:02.520 --> 00:19:03.680 align:center We got him. 00:19:03.760 --> 00:19:06.640 align:center Let's get back to town and charge that rat fucker. 00:19:13.960 --> 00:19:16.640 align:center [Cherry sings with karaoke mic] ♪ In the rivers and the sea there are crocs unseen 00:19:16.720 --> 00:19:18.520 align:center -♪ And now there is biggest mob... -[Miki] Hey, Cherry? 00:19:18.600 --> 00:19:20.280 align:center Can you stop playing with that mic, please, bub? 00:19:20.360 --> 00:19:21.520 align:center No! Why? 00:19:21.600 --> 00:19:23.600 align:center [Miki] 'Cause it's giving me a real bad headache in my ears. 00:19:23.680 --> 00:19:25.840 align:center Hey, Uncle Roger said you mob played outside all day 00:19:25.920 --> 00:19:27.800 align:center -and he didn't hear a peep from you. -[all] Yep. 00:19:27.880 --> 00:19:30.600 align:center So proud, tell you what! Hey, what'd youse get up to? 00:19:30.680 --> 00:19:31.840 align:center -We found-- -A cool tree. 00:19:31.920 --> 00:19:33.520 align:center Yep, we played that all day. 00:19:33.600 --> 00:19:35.640 align:center [Miki] You played a cool tree all day? 00:19:35.720 --> 00:19:37.200 align:center OK. 00:19:37.280 --> 00:19:40.160 align:center -Hey, what's that? -[Cherry] Is it the buffalo? Is it Bob? 00:19:40.240 --> 00:19:41.680 align:center Ugh. I wish. 00:19:41.760 --> 00:19:43.000 align:center Shove over, you two. 00:19:43.080 --> 00:19:44.600 align:center [Cherry] No! Clay meat-farted! 00:19:44.680 --> 00:19:46.960 align:center [Clay] I didn't meat-fart! That was Boss! 00:19:51.880 --> 00:19:55.160 align:center [Dulcie] Eddie! It's getting dark, and I don't recognise anything! 00:19:56.160 --> 00:19:57.720 align:center I told you, I know my shit. 00:20:01.200 --> 00:20:03.600 align:center -Eddie, we didn't pass that before. -Yeah, we did. 00:20:03.680 --> 00:20:06.200 align:center It was probably hiding behind a fat pandanus. 00:20:06.280 --> 00:20:09.360 align:center You know, I may be dangerously low on electrolytes, 00:20:09.440 --> 00:20:13.560 align:center but I reckon I would have remembered a four-wheel drive in our path. 00:20:15.040 --> 00:20:18.040 align:center That's clearly been stolen. I'm going to write down that VIN number. 00:20:18.120 --> 00:20:20.200 align:center It's just "VIN-just leave it". 00:20:20.280 --> 00:20:21.840 align:center -It's due diligence. -No! Come on! 00:20:21.920 --> 00:20:24.160 align:center We've got to get you home before a mozzie bites your mutt. 00:20:24.240 --> 00:20:26.920 align:center -Boat's just down there. -It's not just there, Eddie. 00:20:27.000 --> 00:20:30.440 align:center Just there is just more bugs, because we are lost! 00:20:30.520 --> 00:20:32.680 align:center No! I have a perfect sense of direction 00:20:32.760 --> 00:20:35.240 align:center because of the mercury bird magnet in my brain. 00:20:35.320 --> 00:20:38.800 align:center Eddie, you don't have a mercury bird magnet in your brain. 00:20:38.880 --> 00:20:41.800 align:center -How do you know? -Because you are not a bloody bird! 00:20:41.880 --> 00:20:44.200 align:center You're just pissed I got the result. 00:20:44.280 --> 00:20:45.880 align:center Oh, my God! 00:20:45.960 --> 00:20:47.120 align:center -You know what? -What? 00:20:47.200 --> 00:20:48.560 align:center I knew we should have turned back 00:20:48.640 --> 00:20:51.440 align:center -and not pursued your half-cocked plan... -Excuse me, not half a cock! 00:20:51.520 --> 00:20:53.840 align:center -...against my better judgment, I followed you. -A full cock. 00:20:53.920 --> 00:20:57.040 align:center And now I am dehydrated, 00:20:57.120 --> 00:21:00.600 align:center there are bugs just nibbling at me like I am a corn cob, 00:21:00.680 --> 00:21:02.080 align:center and we are lost! 00:21:02.160 --> 00:21:03.600 align:center I got the evidence we needed, didn't I? 00:21:03.680 --> 00:21:05.920 align:center Well, that doesn't matter if we die getting it, Eddie. 00:21:06.000 --> 00:21:09.360 align:center Why did you follow me if I am such a half-a-cock, then, hey? 00:21:09.440 --> 00:21:10.760 align:center Why? What's wrong with you? 00:21:10.840 --> 00:21:13.480 align:center Well, I've just-- I've been a little bit preoccupied all day, Eddie, 00:21:13.560 --> 00:21:17.000 align:center because Bushy's service gun was found in the river yesterday. 00:21:20.400 --> 00:21:25.600 align:center And, OK, yes, I was waiting to tell you at a more appropriate time, but... 00:21:25.680 --> 00:21:28.120 align:center -you've actually been a nightmare, all day, Eddie. -Yeah, yeah, gotcha. 00:21:28.200 --> 00:21:29.200 align:center -All day. -Ta for the update. 00:21:29.280 --> 00:21:30.400 align:center OK, you're welcome. 00:21:33.280 --> 00:21:36.560 align:center Also, sorry, I didn't know that Bushy's body was found around here. 00:21:36.640 --> 00:21:38.080 align:center It wasn't. 00:21:38.160 --> 00:21:40.000 align:center It was found 200 Ks away, 00:21:40.080 --> 00:21:42.080 align:center wrapped up in a net like a dead-man Quality Street. 00:21:42.160 --> 00:21:43.920 align:center But his gun was here. It was... 00:21:44.000 --> 00:21:46.360 align:center -So was Bushy in Barra Creek when he died or-- -Why does-- 00:21:46.440 --> 00:21:48.680 align:center Mate, why does it matter where he was? 00:21:48.760 --> 00:21:52.320 align:center Whether he was here or fuckin' straddling a satellite up in space, OK, 00:21:52.400 --> 00:21:55.160 align:center he still topped himself, so just fuckin' leave it. 00:21:55.240 --> 00:21:57.280 align:center [horn toots] 00:21:57.360 --> 00:21:58.640 align:center Oh, good! You're not dead. 00:21:58.720 --> 00:22:01.160 align:center -That makes it easier. -[Dulcie] Miki! 00:22:19.480 --> 00:22:21.760 align:center Again, Luke, we're very sorry we-- 00:22:21.840 --> 00:22:24.240 align:center I will be taking tomorrow for personal leave. 00:22:29.280 --> 00:22:30.960 align:center Did you get a load of the, uh... 00:22:31.040 --> 00:22:33.880 align:center weather today? It's pretty... 00:22:35.560 --> 00:22:38.080 align:center ...pretty cool. 00:22:38.160 --> 00:22:39.840 align:center Had them, um... 00:22:39.920 --> 00:22:42.200 align:center mammary-tis clouds. 00:22:42.280 --> 00:22:43.960 align:center You know, the ones that look like boobs? 00:22:44.040 --> 00:22:46.280 align:center -[sighs, turns on radio] -[♪ Barkaa's "Blak Matriarchy" plays] 00:22:46.360 --> 00:22:48.640 align:center ♪ I ain't here to start trouble, I'm just here to state facts 00:22:48.720 --> 00:22:50.480 align:center ♪ You can't paint me how you wanna paint cracks 00:22:50.560 --> 00:22:52.720 align:center ♪ And I'm tied to my mob, got my mob on my back... 00:22:58.000 --> 00:23:00.600 align:center [Beef, on radio] Well, Skid, it's day three of the Bashnanza 00:23:00.680 --> 00:23:04.240 align:center and the $200,000 Golden Barra is still out there. 00:23:04.320 --> 00:23:07.480 align:center [Skid] That's right, Beefy, but today is all about the girls, 00:23:07.560 --> 00:23:09.880 align:center -because it's Ladies Day! -[Beef] It certainly is. 00:23:09.960 --> 00:23:13.520 align:center And, Skiddy, apparently there's a Ladies Day Night event 00:23:13.600 --> 00:23:14.840 align:center at the Barra Creek Pub! 00:23:14.920 --> 00:23:17.160 align:center -[Skid] Oh, when's that? Today? -[Beef] No, that's tonight. 00:23:17.240 --> 00:23:18.640 align:center [Skid] Oh, yeah, I'm going to avoid that. 00:23:18.720 --> 00:23:20.200 align:center [Beef] Yeah, we'll be staying off the roads. 00:23:20.280 --> 00:23:21.720 align:center [both laugh] 00:23:21.800 --> 00:23:24.880 align:center [man, on radio] Top End Tyres are offering tyre replacement and wheel alignments... 00:23:24.960 --> 00:23:27.720 align:center I can't believe you were lost yesterday, sexy, and I didn't even know. 00:23:27.800 --> 00:23:30.400 align:center Oh, no, I wouldn't say we were lost, per se, love. 00:23:30.480 --> 00:23:32.200 align:center I would have combusted if I knew. 00:23:32.280 --> 00:23:34.640 align:center Lucky I had my new book, you know, from the pub book swap. 00:23:34.720 --> 00:23:36.000 align:center It's called Breathless Falls. 00:23:36.080 --> 00:23:38.200 align:center Turns out it's lezzie-porn and I ended up wanking all night. 00:23:38.280 --> 00:23:40.560 align:center -I'm red-raw, Dulce! -[Dulcie] Oh, that's no good. 00:23:40.640 --> 00:23:42.800 align:center It was written in 1945. It's about these two war widows 00:23:42.880 --> 00:23:44.240 align:center who meet in a Territory cattle station 00:23:44.320 --> 00:23:46.160 align:center and they went to a waterfall called Breathless Falls 00:23:46.240 --> 00:23:48.560 align:center and they came across this old hut and they just started fucking. 00:23:48.640 --> 00:23:50.760 align:center -Oh, wow. -In the hut. It's a fuck-hut, Dulce. 00:23:50.840 --> 00:23:53.480 align:center It's incredible! I'm in a constant state of cumming. 00:23:53.560 --> 00:23:55.000 align:center I'm in a cum-loop, Dulce! 00:23:55.080 --> 00:23:56.920 align:center -Right. -Anyway, I'm done. 00:23:57.000 --> 00:23:58.440 align:center -OK. -Have you washed your bits? 00:23:58.520 --> 00:23:59.880 align:center Uh, yeah. I'll just-- 00:23:59.960 --> 00:24:01.920 align:center Oh, fuckity! I forgot our towels. 00:24:02.000 --> 00:24:04.120 align:center Uh, just-- Can you just, um, wait? 00:24:04.200 --> 00:24:06.080 align:center Hi, Joy. Is that a spare towel? 00:24:06.160 --> 00:24:08.480 align:center -[laughs nervously] Hi, Cath. Hi, Dulcie. -Hi, Joy. 00:24:08.560 --> 00:24:11.800 align:center -Yes, it is. -Thank you. Nice to see you. 00:24:11.880 --> 00:24:13.920 align:center -Do you want my towel, Cath? -Oh, no, no. 00:24:14.000 --> 00:24:15.640 align:center I'll just drip dry. 00:24:15.720 --> 00:24:17.560 align:center [radio continues playing] 00:24:17.640 --> 00:24:19.560 align:center [Beef, on radio] And breaking in backpacker news, 00:24:19.640 --> 00:24:22.320 align:center the task force have located some of the girls' belongings 00:24:22.400 --> 00:24:23.920 align:center at River Creek Mine. 00:24:24.000 --> 00:24:26.240 align:center But their four-wheel drive, a white Land Cruiser, 00:24:26.320 --> 00:24:27.640 align:center has vanished without a trace. 00:24:27.720 --> 00:24:29.040 align:center [Skid] White Land Cruiser, great car. 00:24:29.120 --> 00:24:31.920 align:center [Culkin, on recording] You've called Superintendent Col Culkin. Leave a message. 00:24:32.000 --> 00:24:35.400 align:center Col, it's Dulcie. I think I've found the backpackers' vehicle, so call me back. 00:24:35.480 --> 00:24:36.720 align:center -Hey. -Hey, Leo, have you seen Eddie? 00:24:36.800 --> 00:24:39.040 align:center Uh, no. I wanted to talk to you about my interview with the Darrells. 00:24:39.120 --> 00:24:41.800 align:center -That's fine. There's no need to apologise. -Oh, no, I'm not apologising. 00:24:41.880 --> 00:24:42.920 align:center -Abby. -[Abby] Oh, hi, ma'am. 00:24:43.000 --> 00:24:45.760 align:center I can't autopsy the pelvis because Diane won't let me into the lab 00:24:45.840 --> 00:24:47.360 align:center because she's a human sphincter, 00:24:47.440 --> 00:24:50.520 align:center but, have you seen the WhatsApp I created for you, me and ma'am? 00:24:50.600 --> 00:24:51.720 align:center [Dulcie] Uh, no, I haven't. 00:24:51.800 --> 00:24:53.400 align:center Oh. No worries. 00:24:53.480 --> 00:24:55.440 align:center Have the task force found anything at the mine site? 00:24:55.520 --> 00:24:58.440 align:center Um, no. So far they've only found a bunch of feral pig bones, 00:24:58.520 --> 00:25:01.040 align:center which are about as connected to the backpackers as they sound. 00:25:01.120 --> 00:25:04.880 align:center OK. How about Astrid and Ebba's vehicle? Any sign of that? 00:25:04.960 --> 00:25:07.120 align:center No, that's still missing too. 00:25:07.200 --> 00:25:10.640 align:center In fact, the only thing the task force has found at the River Creek Mine site 00:25:10.720 --> 00:25:12.360 align:center are those random old backpacks. 00:25:12.440 --> 00:25:14.240 align:center And I've seen photos of them. 00:25:14.320 --> 00:25:17.920 align:center They have more southern cross flags on them than an anti-vaxxer's bumper bar. 00:25:18.000 --> 00:25:19.280 align:center So unless Astrid and Ebba 00:25:19.360 --> 00:25:22.240 align:center immediately became Australian racists on their holiday, 00:25:22.320 --> 00:25:24.480 align:center -then that stuff-- -That doesn't belong to them. 00:25:24.560 --> 00:25:26.600 align:center -They're still out there. -I agree, ma'am. 00:25:26.680 --> 00:25:28.400 align:center -Whatever happened to them... -[Luke] Detective. 00:25:28.480 --> 00:25:30.120 align:center ...they didn't drive to River Creek to picnic... 00:25:30.200 --> 00:25:34.200 align:center I went to go and collect the suspect's breakfast this morning. 00:25:34.280 --> 00:25:37.160 align:center But Detective Redcliffe already picked up the suspect's breakfast 00:25:37.240 --> 00:25:39.280 align:center -on her way to interview him... -[Abby continues over phone] 00:25:39.360 --> 00:25:41.840 align:center which made my trip completely and utterly redundant. 00:25:41.920 --> 00:25:44.840 align:center Sorry. Eddie is interrogating Frank without me? 00:25:44.920 --> 00:25:47.200 align:center Yes, but she didn't pay for it. I did. 00:25:47.280 --> 00:25:51.960 align:center So I'd like to be reimbursed a full $37.50, please. 00:25:52.040 --> 00:25:54.280 align:center ...Diane says that it's not my job to have ideas, 00:25:54.360 --> 00:25:56.520 align:center it's my job to put rinse-aid in the dishwasher. 00:25:56.600 --> 00:25:57.880 align:center Stuff her. Luke? 00:25:57.960 --> 00:25:59.880 align:center Yeah. Exactly, ma'am. Stuff her! 00:25:59.960 --> 00:26:03.920 align:center You tell Detective Redcliffe that while she is interviewing a suspect without me, 00:26:04.000 --> 00:26:06.480 align:center I'm off to the DRR on another lead. 00:26:06.560 --> 00:26:07.960 align:center And I'll be back in half an hour. 00:26:08.040 --> 00:26:09.920 align:center -Abby, I've got to go. -OK, check the group chat. 00:26:10.000 --> 00:26:12.200 align:center Where should your phone be, miss? 00:26:13.120 --> 00:26:15.640 align:center Oh, well... 00:26:15.720 --> 00:26:18.640 align:center My phone should be in my locker, Diane. 00:26:18.720 --> 00:26:20.640 align:center -Mm-hm. -But you know what? 00:26:20.720 --> 00:26:23.080 align:center Lab equipment should be sterilised in the autoclave, 00:26:23.160 --> 00:26:25.080 align:center not stacked in the dishwasher by you 00:26:25.160 --> 00:26:27.200 align:center and put on a 30-minute eco-cycle. 00:26:27.280 --> 00:26:30.160 align:center I mean, corrosive beakers covered in fuck-knows-what 00:26:30.240 --> 00:26:33.360 align:center next to people's food containers and reusable straws! 00:26:33.440 --> 00:26:34.800 align:center For shame, Diane. 00:26:34.880 --> 00:26:37.480 align:center Now, imagine what the prof would think of you 00:26:37.560 --> 00:26:39.320 align:center if he heard this from me. 00:26:39.400 --> 00:26:41.360 align:center What do you want, Abigail? 00:26:41.440 --> 00:26:44.400 align:center I think you know what I want, Diane. 00:26:45.520 --> 00:26:46.680 align:center [beeping] 00:26:54.560 --> 00:26:56.040 align:center [exhales] 00:26:56.120 --> 00:26:57.400 align:center [whispers] Yes! 00:26:58.800 --> 00:27:00.880 align:center [Eddie] How'd you sleep last night, Frank? 00:27:00.960 --> 00:27:04.480 align:center What's the thread count of the sheets in here? Zero? Huh? 00:27:04.560 --> 00:27:06.120 align:center Where's my Rice Bubbles? 00:27:06.200 --> 00:27:08.520 align:center No idea. These are my Rice Bubbles. 00:27:08.600 --> 00:27:10.880 align:center Ah! Delicious. 00:27:13.040 --> 00:27:15.080 align:center Went back to your place, 00:27:15.160 --> 00:27:18.200 align:center found your little Brothers Grimm trail of Fruity Juice wrappers 00:27:18.280 --> 00:27:19.680 align:center all the way to Don's donga. 00:27:19.760 --> 00:27:21.880 align:center You got anything to say about that? 00:27:21.960 --> 00:27:24.000 align:center Nah? Doesn't matter. 00:27:24.080 --> 00:27:25.840 align:center Because I've fuckin' got you, mate. 00:27:25.920 --> 00:27:27.280 align:center I've got you. 00:27:27.360 --> 00:27:29.680 align:center You loaded up Don with croc-sucking cowboys. 00:27:29.760 --> 00:27:32.040 align:center Then you row, row, rowed your boat over the river. 00:27:32.120 --> 00:27:34.320 align:center You bush-bashed it to Don's place, bumped him off, 00:27:34.400 --> 00:27:36.200 align:center hacked him up, dumped his body, 00:27:36.280 --> 00:27:38.160 align:center and then you row, row, rowed... 00:27:38.240 --> 00:27:39.240 align:center your bo... 00:27:44.560 --> 00:27:47.000 align:center Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 00:27:47.080 --> 00:27:48.080 align:center Collins! 00:27:51.560 --> 00:27:52.560 align:center Collins! 00:27:54.320 --> 00:27:56.680 align:center What's this? Why are you speed-walking with me? 00:27:56.760 --> 00:27:58.840 align:center I need to talk to you about my Darrell family interview. 00:27:58.920 --> 00:28:02.040 align:center Ah, yeah, well, you really side-fucked us with that, Leo, but apology accepted. 00:28:02.120 --> 00:28:03.320 align:center I'm not apologising. 00:28:03.400 --> 00:28:05.360 align:center DJ Darrell said that Don had me saved to his favourites-- 00:28:05.440 --> 00:28:06.840 align:center Collins, are you in here? 00:28:06.920 --> 00:28:09.560 align:center Frank's tinny is still on the donga side of the river! 00:28:09.640 --> 00:28:11.560 align:center Someone gave Frank a lift home 00:28:11.640 --> 00:28:14.040 align:center Do you hear me? Someone else was at the donga. 00:28:14.120 --> 00:28:16.040 align:center Frank had an accomplice. That's why he's not talking. 00:28:16.760 --> 00:28:18.840 align:center -Someone else is involved! -[woman screams] 00:28:18.920 --> 00:28:21.640 align:center Ah. Sorry, Joy. Ignore that. That was just a funny joke. 00:28:21.720 --> 00:28:23.280 align:center Um, yes, well-- 00:28:23.360 --> 00:28:26.160 align:center Backpack, can I just give you a bit of advice, they-to-they? 00:28:26.240 --> 00:28:28.200 align:center Ah, I haven't been listening to a word you've been saying. 00:28:28.280 --> 00:28:29.480 align:center I know. 00:28:29.560 --> 00:28:31.560 align:center -They? -Yeah. Probably. 00:28:31.640 --> 00:28:33.160 align:center Why not? 00:28:33.240 --> 00:28:35.160 align:center Anyway, what were you saying? 00:28:35.240 --> 00:28:38.440 align:center The public use my work message bank to report crocodile-based tip-offs. 00:28:38.520 --> 00:28:40.320 align:center I went through the messages in my first week on the job 00:28:40.400 --> 00:28:43.240 align:center and then I've never listened to them again because I... don't want to. 00:28:43.320 --> 00:28:45.240 align:center -I respect that, Leo. -Thanks. 00:28:45.320 --> 00:28:47.400 align:center But last night I found this message from Don. 00:28:47.480 --> 00:28:50.160 align:center He left this two days before he was murdered. 00:28:50.240 --> 00:28:51.840 align:center [on recording] Leon, it's Don Darrell. 00:28:51.920 --> 00:28:54.400 align:center I've just come into some very interesting information 00:28:54.480 --> 00:28:56.280 align:center about what's been going on around here. 00:28:56.360 --> 00:28:59.280 align:center It's about the lights in the sky. Let's just say, I know-- 00:28:59.360 --> 00:29:01.600 align:center [engine roaring on recording] 00:29:01.680 --> 00:29:03.760 align:center -Is that the duckboat? -That's the duckboat, yeah. 00:29:03.840 --> 00:29:05.480 align:center [engine continues on recording] 00:29:05.560 --> 00:29:07.440 align:center [Don] People behind this will try and kill me 00:29:07.520 --> 00:29:09.280 align:center to keep the truth from getting out. 00:29:09.360 --> 00:29:11.600 align:center The NUA aren't happy. They've booted me out. 00:29:11.680 --> 00:29:14.480 align:center But I won't shut up, Leon. I'm a truth-teller. 00:29:14.560 --> 00:29:15.880 align:center -Meet me Monday. -[engine revs louder] 00:29:15.960 --> 00:29:18.400 align:center DJ, turn that fuckin' duckboat off! 00:29:18.480 --> 00:29:19.480 align:center [recording ends] 00:29:19.560 --> 00:29:21.920 align:center Obviously, I didn't meet with Don on the Monday, because he was dead. 00:29:22.000 --> 00:29:25.200 align:center Well, who wanted to kill him? Who's this, um, this group he's talking about? 00:29:25.280 --> 00:29:27.080 align:center The NUA. They're local conspiracy theorists 00:29:27.160 --> 00:29:28.520 align:center who trade in the cooker classics, 00:29:28.600 --> 00:29:30.920 align:center aliens, 5G, World Economic Forum, 00:29:31.000 --> 00:29:34.240 align:center the Great Fire of London being started by a rat spontaneously combusting. 00:29:34.320 --> 00:29:37.400 align:center Their current president is a Mr "Surname-Redacted". 00:29:37.480 --> 00:29:39.000 align:center Fucking Roger! 00:29:39.080 --> 00:29:41.480 align:center Frank's fucking garbage brother! 00:30:07.320 --> 00:30:08.720 align:center [turns off engine] 00:30:15.440 --> 00:30:17.080 align:center [exhales] 00:31:15.280 --> 00:31:16.920 align:center [Roger] Phone in the box, please, Edwina. 00:31:17.000 --> 00:31:19.000 align:center [Eddie] Right, fine. 00:31:19.080 --> 00:31:20.080 align:center Done. 00:31:21.280 --> 00:31:25.520 align:center Can come out. 5G electro-smog can't get you now, Rog. 00:31:25.600 --> 00:31:28.040 align:center Now, Edwina, as a citizen 00:31:28.120 --> 00:31:30.440 align:center of the sovereign state of Magpie Goose Landing, 00:31:30.520 --> 00:31:32.400 align:center -I do not acknowledge your authority. -Ugh! 00:31:32.480 --> 00:31:35.960 align:center Was Don Darrell a member of the NUA UFO club? 00:31:36.040 --> 00:31:38.800 align:center And I do not consent to answering your questions. 00:31:38.880 --> 00:31:41.080 align:center OK, no wucks. No fuckin' wucks, mate. 00:31:41.160 --> 00:31:43.040 align:center Just trying to get you involved. 00:31:43.120 --> 00:31:45.680 align:center I already know that Don was a member of the NUA. 00:31:45.760 --> 00:31:47.960 align:center What was the information you didn't want to get out, hey? 00:31:48.040 --> 00:31:51.320 align:center Did Don find out that you and Frank were up to something? 00:31:51.400 --> 00:31:53.320 align:center Huh? Hang on. 00:31:53.400 --> 00:31:57.760 align:center Does Frank know that you buddied-up to Don while he was in the clink? 00:31:59.360 --> 00:32:00.360 align:center He doesn't? 00:32:00.440 --> 00:32:02.480 align:center He had intel about the pyramids in Antarctica. 00:32:02.560 --> 00:32:04.960 align:center -That's the only reason I approved it. -Wow-wee! 00:32:05.040 --> 00:32:07.200 align:center His best friend, cheating on him with his worst enemy! 00:32:07.280 --> 00:32:10.440 align:center Oh, this is like some bloody cooker Bermuda love triangle. 00:32:10.520 --> 00:32:13.800 align:center Don't you tell Frank. This could end very badly for me, Edwina. 00:32:13.880 --> 00:32:16.840 align:center It's my boat, but it's his big magnet. 00:32:16.920 --> 00:32:20.040 align:center OK. I won't tell him, if you answer my questions, Rog. 00:32:20.120 --> 00:32:22.320 align:center I'll lob you a softball to start. 00:32:23.280 --> 00:32:26.080 align:center What the fuck were you up to on Sunday night? 00:32:28.480 --> 00:32:30.600 align:center [Cath] Lynn, Mary, I just spoke to some fishos. 00:32:30.680 --> 00:32:32.040 align:center They all misunderstood the flyer. 00:32:32.120 --> 00:32:34.880 align:center They thought it meant Ladies Day-Night, like the cricket. 00:32:34.960 --> 00:32:36.640 align:center So the whole comp's on their way now. 00:32:36.720 --> 00:32:40.320 align:center -It's Ladies Day Night. -It's a night event for Ladies' Day. 00:32:40.400 --> 00:32:42.320 align:center [Mary] The DJ doesn't get here till eight! 00:32:42.400 --> 00:32:44.320 align:center Well, that's it, Mary. It's over, then. 00:32:44.400 --> 00:32:46.160 align:center I guess I'll reunite with my ex-husband. 00:32:46.240 --> 00:32:48.320 align:center Maybe he'll stop thinking it's gay to wash his bumhole. 00:32:48.400 --> 00:32:49.600 align:center Oi, where are you going? 00:32:49.680 --> 00:32:52.480 align:center I'm a lesbian with two lesbian mothers. I know what women want. 00:32:52.560 --> 00:32:53.840 align:center Thanks, Flora. That's enough. 00:32:53.920 --> 00:32:55.800 align:center [woman 1] Danni, where'd you get that croc? 00:32:55.880 --> 00:32:58.080 align:center -What's this bullshit? -[woman 2] It was dead in the river! 00:32:58.160 --> 00:32:59.800 align:center [plays Shania Twain's "Man! I Feel Like A Woman"] 00:32:59.880 --> 00:33:01.240 align:center Fuckin' love this song! 00:33:01.320 --> 00:33:02.480 align:center ♪ Let's go, girls... 00:33:02.560 --> 00:33:04.800 align:center [indistinct shouting] 00:33:04.880 --> 00:33:06.480 align:center Miki, 00:33:06.560 --> 00:33:08.920 align:center -better get down here. -[women cheer] 00:33:10.960 --> 00:33:12.760 align:center [Roger] I wasn't even with Frank on Sunday night. 00:33:12.840 --> 00:33:14.240 align:center Me and Mary came straight home. 00:33:14.320 --> 00:33:18.080 align:center This is our doorbell cam, time-stamped at 21:47. 00:33:18.160 --> 00:33:19.960 align:center So? You're just up the road. 00:33:20.040 --> 00:33:21.920 align:center You went home, changed your shorts, 00:33:22.000 --> 00:33:23.600 align:center met up with Frank at the donga, 00:33:23.680 --> 00:33:25.520 align:center and you, uh, did a little night murder. 00:33:25.600 --> 00:33:27.960 align:center No, I didn't go out again. Just watch. 00:33:28.040 --> 00:33:30.840 align:center These cameras go 24/7, 354. 00:33:30.920 --> 00:33:34.160 align:center You'll see the footage of the perimeter, Mary's mini horse doing its bedtime wee. 00:33:34.240 --> 00:33:36.520 align:center But on the doorbell camera here, you won't see me 00:33:36.600 --> 00:33:39.120 align:center 'cause I'm tucked up in bed wearing my bloody CPAP. 00:33:39.200 --> 00:33:40.840 align:center -What's that? -CPAP? 00:33:40.920 --> 00:33:43.400 align:center That's personal, Edwina. Redacted. Redact the CPAP. 00:33:43.480 --> 00:33:45.480 align:center No, not the fuckin' CPAP! Uh... 00:33:45.560 --> 00:33:48.440 align:center Just play the tape. There's a car driving towards the donga. 00:33:52.440 --> 00:33:54.320 align:center Who the fuck is that? 00:33:55.520 --> 00:33:58.440 align:center Wait a minute. I know that logo. 00:34:03.520 --> 00:34:06.560 align:center [mutters and swears indistinctly] 00:34:22.960 --> 00:34:24.680 align:center Caustic ulcerations. 00:34:34.000 --> 00:34:35.080 align:center 200 mils? 00:34:39.280 --> 00:34:42.360 align:center [Abby] Yeah, I'm sorry, Diane, but I had to leave work early. 00:34:42.440 --> 00:34:45.720 align:center I've got my period. It's a big one. 00:34:45.800 --> 00:34:49.640 align:center Hi, Angelo. It's Leo Lee. I'm... police. 00:34:49.720 --> 00:34:53.600 align:center I'm making inquiries into a chainsaw that you recently sold on Marketplace, 00:34:53.680 --> 00:34:57.800 align:center so call me back and I will answer the phone, I guess. 00:34:57.880 --> 00:34:59.200 align:center This is a private event. 00:34:59.280 --> 00:35:01.320 align:center It's just me. I can't be out there anymore. 00:35:02.320 --> 00:35:04.720 align:center A fisho just vomited into her sleeve. 00:35:05.680 --> 00:35:07.840 align:center [Leo] No! Why did I give you my number? 00:35:08.880 --> 00:35:11.960 align:center [on video] Wade! I know you killed my dad! 00:35:12.040 --> 00:35:13.640 align:center I know you killed him! 00:35:13.720 --> 00:35:16.120 align:center Look at this, Wade! Croc-block! 00:35:17.640 --> 00:35:19.280 align:center [grunts softly] 00:35:22.240 --> 00:35:25.200 align:center [Amber] My one night off and I've got to come and help Pat sort you out! 00:35:25.280 --> 00:35:26.880 align:center [DJ] No, it was legendary! 00:35:26.960 --> 00:35:29.920 align:center People love me! I'm like a modern-day Ned Kelly. 00:35:30.000 --> 00:35:32.160 align:center [Amber] You've got to forget Jason Wade, DJ! 00:35:32.240 --> 00:35:33.840 align:center [DJ] No, I'm going to destroy him! 00:35:33.920 --> 00:35:35.720 align:center -Wait, where are you going? -Back to the party! 00:35:35.800 --> 00:35:37.280 align:center -Get your own way home! -No! 00:35:37.360 --> 00:35:38.840 align:center [Amber] Shona! You seen Tegan? 00:35:38.920 --> 00:35:41.720 align:center [women sing along to riff of "Man! I Feel Like A Woman"] 00:35:41.800 --> 00:35:43.280 align:center ♪ Let's go, girls... 00:35:45.920 --> 00:35:48.760 align:center Excuse-- Excuse me. 'Scuse me. 'Scuse-- 00:35:48.840 --> 00:35:51.360 align:center -Tegan, move your boobs. -[laughs] 00:35:51.440 --> 00:35:53.760 align:center Oi, Aunty! Where's the salty? 00:35:53.840 --> 00:35:55.120 align:center Over there. 00:35:55.200 --> 00:35:57.000 align:center -They just came in with it. -Shit. 00:35:57.080 --> 00:35:58.160 align:center -Do the cops know? -Nup. 00:35:58.240 --> 00:36:00.960 align:center -So you'd better get her out of here. -Yeah, I'm on it. 00:36:01.040 --> 00:36:04.080 align:center Be careful! And if there's trouble, my Crocs are steel-capped. 00:36:04.160 --> 00:36:06.600 align:center [Miki] Thanks! Excuse me. I need that croc. 00:36:06.680 --> 00:36:07.880 align:center -[woman] Fuck off! -Oi! 00:36:07.960 --> 00:36:10.080 align:center You, come here! Bring it back here! 00:36:10.160 --> 00:36:11.320 align:center [indistinct] 00:36:17.400 --> 00:36:19.840 align:center -[Miki] Fuckin' come back! -[indistinct shouting] 00:36:19.920 --> 00:36:23.080 align:center [laughs] Let a few of these off for Dad's birthday tonight, 00:36:23.160 --> 00:36:24.240 align:center bit of a celebration. 00:36:24.320 --> 00:36:26.720 align:center -[Miki] Give her here! Hand her over! -Alright, alright! Relax. Relax. 00:36:28.120 --> 00:36:29.360 align:center [Eddie] Miki! 00:36:29.440 --> 00:36:32.120 align:center Nup. I've still got the shits with you. 00:36:32.200 --> 00:36:34.480 align:center Looking at my little brother sly-ways, accusing him of murder. 00:36:34.560 --> 00:36:36.720 align:center You were at the donga the night Don was murdered. 00:36:36.800 --> 00:36:38.720 align:center I knew something was fucking off about you. 00:36:38.800 --> 00:36:40.880 align:center When I saw those Fruity Juice wrappers in your cup holder, 00:36:40.960 --> 00:36:42.600 align:center I thought, "Oh, yuck, that's a bit of a turn-off." 00:36:42.680 --> 00:36:45.360 align:center But now I know you had my geriatric rat dad in your car. 00:36:45.440 --> 00:36:47.440 align:center You've fuckin' cracked! I didn't-- Turn-off? 00:36:47.520 --> 00:36:48.760 align:center A little bit. 00:36:48.840 --> 00:36:52.880 align:center -Well, I wasn't even out at Don's donga. -Hey! You having a good night? 00:36:52.960 --> 00:36:55.680 align:center You drove past Roger and Mary's doorbell cam! 00:36:55.760 --> 00:36:57.440 align:center No, I didn't! 00:36:57.520 --> 00:36:58.560 align:center Fuck! 00:36:58.640 --> 00:37:00.760 align:center Fine! Get out here! 00:37:00.840 --> 00:37:05.680 align:center Listen, I was out there because Don snuck the donga over the boundary into the DRR, 00:37:05.760 --> 00:37:08.120 align:center so I tried to drag it back with my winch. 00:37:08.200 --> 00:37:10.080 align:center I only managed to pull it off its blocks, though, 00:37:10.160 --> 00:37:11.840 align:center because Frank was inside, knackered. 00:37:11.920 --> 00:37:13.880 align:center What happened then, eh? Did you give Frank a hand? 00:37:13.960 --> 00:37:15.160 align:center Yeah? Killing Don. 00:37:15.240 --> 00:37:17.640 align:center Get that Dungalaba land dispute wrapped up quick-smart. 00:37:17.720 --> 00:37:19.440 align:center Oh, you're accusing me now? 00:37:19.520 --> 00:37:21.520 align:center -Yeah. -Are you fuckin' serious? 00:37:21.600 --> 00:37:24.080 align:center Don was still here at the pub when we were at the donga. 00:37:24.160 --> 00:37:25.760 align:center Ask Mary, she was on lookout. 00:37:25.840 --> 00:37:27.640 align:center Oh, bullshit, Miki! OK? 00:37:27.720 --> 00:37:30.360 align:center We have footage of Don at the donga at 11:30pm. 00:37:30.440 --> 00:37:34.560 align:center Flowers told me that Frank left the pub after her set at 11:15pm. 00:37:34.640 --> 00:37:37.720 align:center No, I was driving Frank home by 11:15. 00:37:37.800 --> 00:37:39.840 align:center Flowers! Sunday night. 00:37:39.920 --> 00:37:42.880 align:center Your set finished at 11:15pm, Frank left the pub after that, yeah? 00:37:42.960 --> 00:37:46.000 align:center Uh, yeah. I forgot that Lynn cut my set short 'cause I was crying too much, 00:37:46.080 --> 00:37:48.360 align:center so I actually finished at nine. 00:37:48.440 --> 00:37:49.520 align:center See? 00:37:49.600 --> 00:37:52.000 align:center Frank and I were long gone when Don arrived. 00:37:52.080 --> 00:37:54.920 align:center Frank wasn't at the donga to kill Don, Eddie. 00:37:55.000 --> 00:37:57.360 align:center He was dropping a dead croc off at Don's cot. 00:37:57.440 --> 00:37:59.400 align:center He was doing croc justice. 00:37:59.480 --> 00:38:02.640 align:center Just think it through, you dumb copper dog fuckhead. 00:38:02.720 --> 00:38:05.600 align:center Why didn't that useless fucker tell me the truth about all this shit, then? 00:38:05.680 --> 00:38:06.800 align:center Why do you think? 00:38:06.880 --> 00:38:08.400 align:center 'Cause I was out there doing something dodgy. 00:38:08.480 --> 00:38:12.160 align:center So maybe your geriatric "rat dad" was trying to protect me from you lot, 00:38:12.240 --> 00:38:15.280 align:center because I've got three kids, and they'll get taken away from me 00:38:15.360 --> 00:38:20.240 align:center if I get caught putting one nubby pinky toe wrong! 00:38:20.320 --> 00:38:23.480 align:center Fuckin' hell. No, actually, you know what? Fuck this. 00:38:23.560 --> 00:38:25.360 align:center A blackfella didn't kill Don Darrell. 00:38:25.440 --> 00:38:28.400 align:center Because if blackfellas were bumping off every land-stealing whitefella, 00:38:28.480 --> 00:38:30.360 align:center 80% of this town would be dead. 00:38:30.440 --> 00:38:34.000 align:center Of all the settler blow-ins, I cannot believe that didn't occur to you. 00:38:34.080 --> 00:38:35.840 align:center -Fuck. -["Man! I Feel Like A Woman" starts playing] 00:38:35.920 --> 00:38:40.120 align:center [Lynn] Tegan, no! That's why we have the extra toilets! 00:38:40.200 --> 00:38:43.160 align:center [women cheering] 00:38:43.240 --> 00:38:44.560 align:center Miki! 00:38:44.640 --> 00:38:46.400 align:center [engine starts] 00:38:48.120 --> 00:38:50.280 align:center Wait! Miki! Wait! 00:38:50.360 --> 00:38:53.400 align:center You and Frank didn't do it, so we're good, yeah? Miki! 00:38:55.160 --> 00:38:56.760 align:center [softly] Oh, fuck! 00:38:58.240 --> 00:38:59.880 align:center Ugh! 00:38:59.960 --> 00:39:03.000 align:center [Abby] Ma'am, I hired a car from Rent-A-Shitbox. 00:39:03.080 --> 00:39:05.840 align:center I did 150 Ks all the way from Darwin. 00:39:05.920 --> 00:39:07.680 align:center I think my engine's fallen out. 00:39:07.760 --> 00:39:11.160 align:center I got access to the dick-bum, and I ran a tox report on Don Darrell. 00:39:11.240 --> 00:39:12.800 align:center He wasn't drunk. 00:39:12.880 --> 00:39:15.120 align:center There was no alcohol present in his system at all. 00:39:18.240 --> 00:39:20.280 align:center -Ma'am? -What? 00:39:20.360 --> 00:39:22.880 align:center Don Darrell was incapacitated the night he died 00:39:22.960 --> 00:39:24.760 align:center because he was poisoned. 00:39:27.680 --> 00:39:29.800 align:center [Pat] Detective, this bullet's from a police-issue weapon. 00:39:29.880 --> 00:39:31.160 align:center [Dulcie] Yeah, it is. 00:39:31.240 --> 00:39:33.320 align:center HQ's checking the serial number now. 00:39:33.400 --> 00:39:36.040 align:center I knew the backpackers were driving a white Land Cruiser, 00:39:36.120 --> 00:39:38.800 align:center so this was just due diligence to make sure it's not theirs. 00:39:38.880 --> 00:39:40.760 align:center But then it was burnt out last night, so-- 00:39:40.840 --> 00:39:43.840 align:center Yeah, I can barely read this VIN because it's so fire-damaged. 00:39:43.920 --> 00:39:46.640 align:center I don't think that's a seven. I'm going to try a one. 00:39:46.720 --> 00:39:48.920 align:center [Dulcie] Why did I listen to Eddie? The evidence is gone now 00:39:49.000 --> 00:39:52.360 align:center because I left it a whole bumming day! 00:39:52.440 --> 00:39:54.320 align:center [Pat] Don't stress. We'll figure it out. 00:39:54.400 --> 00:39:56.000 align:center Oh! Here we go. 00:39:56.080 --> 00:39:57.880 align:center -[sighs] -Hang on. 00:39:57.960 --> 00:39:59.520 align:center That's not the backpackers' car. 00:40:00.960 --> 00:40:02.960 align:center Oh, no, no, that can't be right. 00:40:03.040 --> 00:40:05.160 align:center Who's the vehicle registered to? 00:40:05.240 --> 00:40:07.280 align:center [Pat] How did it get to the DRR? 00:40:07.360 --> 00:40:08.640 align:center The last time I saw that vehicle 00:40:08.720 --> 00:40:11.520 align:center was the night I pulled the silly bugger over for drink-driving. 00:40:12.800 --> 00:40:14.600 align:center We left the car on the side of the road. 00:40:18.400 --> 00:40:20.960 align:center [phone ringing] 00:40:21.040 --> 00:40:22.960 align:center Ma'am, Don had colonic ulcerations 00:40:23.040 --> 00:40:25.080 align:center from eating red meat laced with glyphosate. 00:40:25.160 --> 00:40:26.760 align:center It's the organophosphorus compound 00:40:26.840 --> 00:40:28.480 align:center that's present in weed killer. 00:40:28.560 --> 00:40:30.520 align:center I think someone put it in Don's steak cake. 00:40:30.600 --> 00:40:31.800 align:center -Found something. -Agh! 00:40:31.880 --> 00:40:33.440 align:center Fuck my arsehole. 00:40:33.520 --> 00:40:35.480 align:center This is on DJ's socials. 00:40:35.560 --> 00:40:38.400 align:center [DJ, on video] How youse going? DJ Darrell, Croc God here. I just want to introduce... 00:40:38.480 --> 00:40:40.760 align:center [Culkin, over phone] Yeah, Dulcie, we've run the serial number 00:40:40.840 --> 00:40:41.880 align:center on that bullet. 00:40:41.960 --> 00:40:44.280 align:center It was fired from Detective Bushman's gun. 00:40:44.360 --> 00:40:46.200 align:center It matches the round from his skull. 00:40:46.280 --> 00:40:49.400 align:center But, Detective, it was the second bullet fired. 00:40:49.480 --> 00:40:53.360 align:center So... it was fired after Bushy was shot. 00:40:53.440 --> 00:40:56.720 align:center Yeah, he couldn't have fired that shot himself. 00:40:56.800 --> 00:40:59.320 align:center Someone else was involved. 00:40:59.400 --> 00:41:02.480 align:center Dulce, where did you find that bullet? 00:41:02.560 --> 00:41:04.200 align:center [DJ, on video] Mate, this is the duckboat. 00:41:04.280 --> 00:41:06.080 align:center I'm telling you, this thing's fuckin' incredible... 00:41:06.160 --> 00:41:08.280 align:center [Eddie] Yeah, yeah, DJ's got an amphibious car. 00:41:08.360 --> 00:41:09.720 align:center It's very cool. I've always wanted one. 00:41:09.800 --> 00:41:12.600 align:center Stop talking. Look who Don's talking to in the background. 00:41:13.640 --> 00:41:15.560 align:center Who is that? 00:41:15.640 --> 00:41:16.880 align:center [Abby] Oh, my God! 00:41:16.960 --> 00:41:18.400 align:center It's the Swedish backpackers! 00:41:18.480 --> 00:41:19.920 align:center [explosions] 00:41:22.480 --> 00:41:24.280 align:center [DJ] He's blown up my shed! 00:41:24.360 --> 00:41:27.480 align:center My blowjobs! Fucking Wade! This isn't over! 00:41:27.560 --> 00:41:30.080 align:center [Culkin] Detective, Bushy didn't commit suicide. 00:41:30.160 --> 00:41:32.200 align:center We're looking at a homicide here. 00:41:32.280 --> 00:41:35.200 align:center Where did you find that bullet? 00:41:35.280 --> 00:41:37.360 align:center In a Land Cruiser... 00:41:39.320 --> 00:41:41.080 align:center ...registered to Eddie. 00:41:52.280 --> 00:41:55.280 align:center [theme music plays] 00:43:18.000 --> 00:43:19.800 align:center [music ends] plays]